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“i love remus in atyd 🥰🥰” i would fist fight him
#and i would win#i’d kick him in the hip and it would all be over#wolfstar#remus lupin#sirius black#i’m not criticizing the fic okay?? it’s well written#me and atyd remus just a have personal beef#grant was too good for him#and sirius was too#what now bitch
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Learning how to draw in the rescue bots style
It was such a pain getting nice pictures of my art cause my camera is ✨️dogshit✨️ but oh well ALSO sorry the formatting of this looks bad I have no idea how to fix it 😭
#transformers#transformers rescuse bots#transformers art#asmallshark art#my art#traditional art#if i could physically fight ny phone camera i would#and i would win#transformers heatwave#transformers chase#transformers dani burns#transformers kade burns#transformers rescue bots
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if your god has such a problem with me kissing boys, why doesn't he come stop me himself instead of hiding away in the clouds like a scared little bitch.
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I got bored and started rambling on discord with some people about star wars and I decided I’d probably be a space pirate who does some bounty hunter work on the side, I’d probably be some form of minor antagonist at best, and also my death scene would be in a side episode where as opposed to getting some form of redemption arc or whatever, the main character’s quirky best friend shoots me in the chest and I collapse face first into a puddle in some random back alley or some shit. reblog with what you’d be in star wars and also how you’d probably die, and perhaps what bearing you would have on the narrative, if anything. it is acceptable to say that they would never go into detail how you died or that you are the main character or something.
#reblog bait#I'd have vaguely useful armor too#and one of those magna guard spinning sticks#and a triangle shaped gun#so that someone with a lightsaber would have a hard time deflecting all the shots#and I would win#and also a jetpack#of course I would have a jetpack#why would I not have a jetpack#and if I couldn't have a jetpack I'd have like jet boots or something#star wars#very dumb and silly#I don't even know what most of this means tbh#but also I REALLY wanna know what some of you would be or something#I have the thirst for knowledge regardless of the consequences#unless the consequence is yelling at me#no one is allowed to yell at me#>::/
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I had this as an alarm and I had to change it because I would LEAP out of bed, eyes bulging, every single limb trembling. It was awesome and terrifying
to all my demotivated girls
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make men slutty again.
HEAT STROKE | GQ CHINA Photographer: Wintam; Editor & Image: Shawn Gao Ding; Makeup: Lucas; Hair: Tao Liu; Art: Grade 2 & Lei Min; Art Assistant: Jiang Mi; Models: Kim; Ye Hao, Yu Hang, Ho Jun; Fashion Assistant: Yiyi, Coco; Photography Assistant: Li Zhenxi; Song Luanyi
bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:
#men in heat so true so true…. 2024 year of the omegaverse.#guess who finally got her copy of the magazine and hasn't stopped re-opening it to stare at this entire shoot#the little pink bows on that beautiful beautiful man (ye hao)........#the fashion magazines in china and korea are doing such beautiful work#i loveeee wintam's work#more of the shoot over insta: wintam0119#also not to hockey on this but tyler seguin you would love this photoshoot#wintam#win tam#photography#fashion#art#long post
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.
You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too
#text post#poll#personally i wanna say jester wins because magnum would not want to beat up anyone (let alone a human) but Jester would beat up a robot.#jester has beat up many robots#robobot- robot- stereohead- etc
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Today is the best day of my life.
My kink is karma.
That’s it. That’s the post.
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Keeper -- a short comic about an angel meeting a robotic lighthouse keeper that doesn't know the world has already ended. Made in about 18 hours for a 24-hour 24-page* black and white comic challenge (that I arrived late to, ha.)
*the actual submission does not include the cover, which was created after the fact for this post.
This was a really great learning experience as someone who's... never really made a completed comic. I ended up really attached to the story by the end of the project (possibly due to all-nighter deliriousness lol) and ultimately am very proud of what I made.There are some things I'd still like to change, particularly text placement, but in keeping with the spirit of the challenge I've elected to leave it as is.
#sparks art#comic#angel#robot#my art#my comics#keeper: the angel#keeper: the lighthouse keeper#my ocs#hoogh. this was a grind yall lmao. but i am pleased with it#i hope you enjoy :pray: also keep your fingers crossed for me that this wins the contest#like it. it wont. because i am up against actual SEQA kids that know what theyre doing. and i dont actually mind really#but it would be funny#long post#very long post#sorry#i hope the readmore works
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What FNAF movie Vanessa’s REAL job is..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf vanessa#mike schmidt#william afton#springtrap#listen I didn’t think much about Vanessa being a cop#UNTIL it’s revealed William is her dad in the movie#AND it clicked there thr only reason she is a cop#is to hide her fathers crimes#which is super 9n brand for William ngl#he would use his kids as tools to get himself outta hot water#curious to see if in the next movie if Vanessa is still a cop#or more so moves away from the occupation#now being detached from her fathers grasps#it’ll be interesting to see!!#William winning that worst father award no matter what 😤
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new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#file name pupys btw bc they r all. pupys#6 pupys in this image#cries eternally u kno the cruel thing is there is no winning fr me when it comes 2 creating art fr this series#i draw them in canon situations i experience pain i draw them in noncanon Relaxed situations i experience pain#illusion of choice.....#regardless i care them so much i would MUCH rather them b in a sunny field with dogs#i will endure the bittersweet feeling of being an audience member n knowing that their reality is nowhere this tranquil#i can dream :'< i can draw :'<#anyway this took a billion years bc i made megumi stand smh#he didnt fight or anything but th overall Composition ws a bit harder 2 navigate because of it#smth smth sizing smth smth planes idk i cant draw#i think it makes sense tho! nobara/yuuji sitting chilling casually rolling a tennis ball fr their puppies#meanwhile megumi Actively trying 2 train his#head in hands god im MISERABLE#anyway this will b available as a print per request if any1 wants 2 b miserable with me
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(common superstitions from the perspective of a USAmerican- would love to hear superstitions from other regions and cultures!)
(follow the most often when the situation arises, or believe in the strongest)
#(i doubt any of these actually *originate* in the US i just mean what we have commonly culturally adopted)#not counting blessing a sneeze cause that would for sure win i think#poll#polls#tumblr poll#tumblr polls#superstitions#psychology#sociology
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I like that despite being a child abuser, child exploiter, and an emotionally absent father, Reginald draws the line at transphobia.
#the umbrella academy#season 4#umbrella acedmy#tua#tua s4#i mean a win is a win#this confirms to me that if klaus ever got outed or something Reginald would be like-#“ok??? can he still run recon on this mission or is the gay killing him???”#doesn't care 😭 like in general either#im sure if viktor as a kid just swapped all his clothes out for boy ones reg would be like “hmm fascinating#reginald hargreeves
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who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️
ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday
#shes cool as fuck to me bc when I first played jfa I found her really frustrating to deal with#not just as Phoenix but I mean like on a personal level she is challenging because she’s so thorough#and yet I also find it fascinating that she breaks the character she’s built for herself once in a while#i 100% believe that I don’t think she would have caught on to what Phoenix was trying to do while stalling for time with engardes trial#so it’s probably a good thing edgeworth subbed in but she literally busts her ass to bring evidence to court#almost right after having a bullet extracted from her WHICH SHE ALSO PRESENTS AS EVIDENCE. thats metal as fuck ok#especially since she would technically have nothing to do with the case after edgeworth fills in and she still decided to do that anyway#maybe it was blind faith to use that evidence to win since she wasn’t there for most of the trial but still#and even if canon doesn’t give it to me I still firmly believe there’s be at least some chemistry between her and Maya#like especially if you hold it next to wrightworth that works bc there’s already a history there and majority of Phoenix and miles trying#to relearn their relationship is Phoenix coaxing out that side of Miles that he remembers from fourth grade#but with Franmaya it’s something new and they’re basically strangers to each other and one of them almost got the other convicted#and I still think that’s fascinating and it’s a damn shame thay half of the fics I find for them on ao3 is background in wrightworth fic#i did find a good one that touched on Franziska trying to win pearls approval because Pearl does hold a grudge against her#and seeing that trying to live up to perfecting even her personal relationships without getting to know Pearl to even know#why it wasn’t working feels believable when I think abt her as a character yk#myart#my art#doodles#aa#ace attorney#franziska von karma
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i SCREAMED when i heard andy beshear come after jd vance for pretending to be from appalachia. a dem capable of pulling kentucky of all places is a strategic fucking vice president pick.
#it is so bizarre to feel something other than sinking existential dread#as somebody from appalachia i would like to personally fight jd vance because i know that i'd fucking win
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