#and i was like uhh why do u do that

[kyoshialone]

ok my truth is that i made enemies with these asshole car ppl whose asshole car business is on my walk to the bus stop and i’m officially crowdsourcing vicious insults for me to yell back at them when they howl at me as i walk past

[chiricat]

more shuake

[avocadoraisin]

Sawville PD reporting for dooty

[ria-starstruck]

and also "putting everyone in a simulation will make it all ok 👍" and also "let's park next to this random system's sun" and also "we can't live on our own planet because of our own folly" and so on

[anonymouscheeses]

Ah i forgot to post this!

This is a banger collab with my awrsum amazing absolutely perfect and gorgus bestie pookie: @jasongotdrip Lolo make REALLYZ banger art wen they are actually active 💔 please check her acc out or uhh, send them a bunch of love cuz they deserve it >:]

(U can prolly tell but ill say it anyway. My drawing is Noelle, his is the Lorax.)

Heres the art challenge for u guys :P

[chorastar]

sorry i died have lasso tool piko

[snickerdoodlles]

some thoughts on writing humor for anyone interested;

if you want to incorporate more humor into your writing, what you really want to practice is timing. writing humor is rarely about writing an individual funny line-- you don't remember the punchline because of the line itself, you remember the punchline because of everything else that came before it. a punchline without a proper build up or proper timing is just a non-sequitur.

so, when writing a humor fic, a good thing to remember is that the punchline comes last. you can't have your funniest line at the start of your story. think of it like action-- if your first fight is the boss fight, any fight of lower stakes or difficulty that follows is going to feel lackluster in comparison. you want your story and your jokes to build to the final line, or else you'll step on the joke and lose its impact.

and this does take practice! putting the joke at the end doesn't always feel 'natural' at first, learning how to structure and build a humor story is a skill the same as learning how to do it for any other genre. personally, i'd also say humor is something that really comes out in the editing stage more than the initial drafts-- humor is very reliant on timing and rhythm, and it's hard to find and stick to a story's pacing when you're still working on the overall story structure. i mean, this sort of thing tends to go for any sort of writing, but nothing makes humor fall flat faster than wonky pacing and so (for me at least) editing is the stage where the story goes from "oh, haha" to actually funny.

(i also bring this up because fandom has a lot of jokes about not editing a finished draft before posting-- and like, totally feel you, i'm not huge on editing after i reach the end of the draft. however, i have noticed in fic circles where people will get caught up on and sometimes even discouraged by trying to be funny in the fic larva stages when the framework to be funny just isn't there yet. personally, i highlight the humor lines i'm unsure about and move on. then, when the fic's closer to 90% done or so, it's much easier to skim the overall story and cut/format/refine/etc any jokes because they're already highlighted for easy finding.)

another thing to keep in mind is that humor as a writing device is often used to release tension. i would say this is a large part of why humor often falls very naturally into scene transitions; that natural release of tension is very useful as an 'end bracket' to a scene while also setting up the audience to be freshly wound up again. this feature is useful for stories aiming for a more light-hearted tone overall, but in general stories often incorporate humor as a way of controlling a story's pacing so that the tension doesn't get too tight too fast. even if a punchline isn't your end goal, you're still building up to something and it's really helpful to edit your humorous lines by asking "does this fit with my scene/story's pacing, or is it disruptive to my buildup?"

it doesn't really matter how funny an individual line might be on its own-- if its disruptive to the story's overall flow, the joke's effect is going to come off as strained and forced. because humor is really an exercise in structure and story rhythm, the most ineffective way to study humor is to fixate on the individual jokes you remember in your favorite stories-- instead look for the threads that came before the joke that made it memorable, and then practice doing that in your own writing. usually when humor falls flat in a story, it's because either the specific joke pops out of nowhere (missing the build-up) or the joke is in the wrong spot in the story (disruptive, breaks reader immersion). sometimes the fix is as easy as reshuffling a few lines, other times it's a matter of adding more to the build up, or even cutting it altogether so that something else packs a bigger punch.

tl;dr-- i'm repeating the old adage "in comedy, timing is everything." if you want to get better at writing or incorporating humor into your stories, it's honestly more important to practice when to drop a joke than the specific wording of the joke itself.

[harbingersecho]

Marrassurma, God of Death (and Dreams) from The Abyssal

bonus Sol bc the hand kiss scene is cute

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

that article is great and full of gems but it is hilarious that it's the METRO lol...

[mars-ipan]

WAAAUGH fine ok overcoming my fear of doing professional art stuff um. i am officially opening commissions for the first time!!!! yaay!!! details on my ko-fi (<- linked here) i don't have a fancy announcement image but i will draw a funny little guy for you :)

[iztea]

Do you have any tips on painting vest or clothes in general?

short answer is no i genuinely just wing everything and hope it works out

long answer

after adding a base color, i airbrush the lower part with a darker color like a gradient, and then i sculpt in some rather sharp, triangular shapes that follow the natural curve of the body or that meet at the pressure points like the buttons of a vest for example or the armpits/shoulders/boobs/elbows/crotch/knee joints etc in general. I also think about gravity and the material of the fabric and, depending on its thickness, i paint in more or less folds. I sometimes also like to add a tone curve on top and mess it uppppp really good for some nice subtle hue variation. If that doesn't work out i just paint it in myself... alsoo, i try to overlap the folds and have some edge control as in, i don't paint every single fold with a sturdy brush, i let some of them ambiguous by blending the edges where they meet or straight up blurring them out im really not the best at painting clothes, i know what to do in theory, but it's a struggle for me as well so i don't know if im the best person to ask about this tbvh with u anon

[camellcat]

had an idea while in the shower...

hiccup - buffy toothless - spike astrid - faith stormfly - drusilla tuffnut & ruffnut - xander & willow barf & belch - harmony & jesse fishlegs - kendra meatlug - ? snotlout - cordelia hookfang - wesley stoick - giles gobber - jenny valka - joyce cloudjumper - angel

y'all pickin up what I'm putting down here?

[b4kuch1n]

been scribblin with the dip pens to prepare for inking the next comic (yuuto⏫’s “origin story” kind of basically) and wow turns out I can do anything I want forever

yuuto’s new friends names of amy and linh >:]c

[asexualjedi]

Thinking about how even if things like turn around amazingly. Best case my mom only has 2-5 years left. And like. Getting big mad thinking about how little most of her siblings has visited. Like. Especially her sister. Which she’s the aunt who broke into my home who I’ve mentioned before so this shitty behavior isn’t. Like. Super surprising. But. Shit sucks man. I hope I’m never like that to my siblings or friends.

[br1ghtestlight]

just realized mepad reminds me of another fictional robot/alien character i love who sacrificed themself to save humanity bcuz they were in love with it.... paying justin to say a monologue from that book in mepad's voice actually. but it would break me

[starscelly]

miro in a pregame interview

dal@vgk: harley & heiskanen