#and i was also texting my family groupchat

[thecrazyphantom]

How I was looking at my screen a second ago bc I almost just sent fanfic to the family gc

[immortalsins]

gratulerer med dagen :')

[existentialquestiontime]

idle thought of the day about the succession scripts: what do you mean greg’s dad messages him daily. that makes no sense

[astralis-ortus]

you are my sunshine

✱ a bang chan headcanon

— you'll never know, dear, how much i love you.

w.count → 0.6k genre → slice of life, fluff warning → just watching chan (chris) being a parent :> a.n → something light because brain.exe couldn't handle words atm :> also, would you believe me if i said the actual idea behind this was this specific tiktok... lolㅠ ⋆ see masterlist

growing up, you were always sure you didn’t want to have any kids. you have your reasons, but ultimately, you’re scared you couldn’t be the kind of parents you wanted to be and you don’t want another soul to have to bear those sort of consequences after your inability to be one. you should be the one carrying them, even if it meant people will judge you for it.

being together with chris, however, had changed your mind.

no, not because he coaxed you into wanting one or anything like that—you knew he wanted to have kids, but he wasn’t even bothered when you told him about the matter when the topic of marriage came up. but then, whenever you see him doing even the most mundane of things... you just knew you’d be just fine raising a child together with him.

chris would be very hands on as soon as your baby arrives. he knows the best temperature for the baby formula, he knows how to wash and sterilize the baby bottle, he knows how to change your baby’s diaper—heavens, sometimes you even wondered if chris was a walking encyclopedia for any baby related matters.

chris would also be the one taking care of your baby throughout the night. ‘i’m already up anyway, you deserve the night’s sleep’ he reasoned, and being a man of his words, you would actually sleep through the night as chris would go as far as setting a bassinet in his home studio to make sure he’d be able to keep an eye on your baby while he works.

as your child grew up, chris would make sure to attend as many of the parents-teacher meeting as he possibly could. he knew the nature of his work would cause him to be away for quite a period of time when he had to, but when he could, he would even collude with your kid to ask you to let their dad be the one to take part for the next meeting. he just loved to be present when he could, and you could see it through the way he laugh with your kid.

your child’s puberty hits chris the hardest—your kid did not grow distant in any kind, they still look for their parents a lot, but for chris who used to be attached to your kid like a stamp on an envelope, letting your kid learn how to slowly become their own person felt like he’s slowly losing the little sunshine who used to only look for him. chris knew it’s going to happen eventually, but for the time being, he’ll keep himself busy with the tons of pictures and videos he took when his baby was younger.

another big wave of blue hits when chris had to send off your now young adult child to college. chris wouldn’t let you nor your child see, but you know the tears his studio had seen after you two had gone home from the airport, mere hours after your child flew thousands of miles away to chase after their dreams. despite the amount of calls and texts your family groupchat exchanged, it wasn’t the same without your child being home.

lastly, chris would finally let his tears be known when he had to let his little sunshine start off their own little family. the realization that the little baby who once fits in his arms is now ready to become a parent themselves were proven a little too overwhelming for chris—but everyone understood. everyone saw the mountain that is chris’ love for his child, and they understood.

not to worry, though—because now whenever your child visits with their own little bean,

chris had found himself another sunshine to take care of.

©️ astralisortus, 2024. | likes and reblogs are highly appreciated♡

[kleinv01]

How the LI's texts you :

Yael:

proper capitalization, barely shorten words ( unless he's very busy as he types ), same goes with typos. he also uses autocorrect, but somehow it never really does his messages dirty.

uses emotes like :) :D :9 , or just the basic keyboard emotes.

has been told he types like an old man, so he's trying to change that ( although he's kind of clueless as to how he can do so. )

always tells you what he'll be up to if he's gonna be busy for days end and unable to text you.

(texting you): "Hey [name]! I saw this on my way back home, and it reminded me of you. Maybe you'd be interested in checking it out sometime :)" [ picture attached ]

(texting his family groupchat): "Totally could make it this weekend to see Elysia and Yves as always! I love you all a lot ❤️"

(texting his coworker): "How much was my order from last night's hangout? I feel bad, I want to pay it now. :'D"

Klein:

uses kaomojis a LOT

very expressive and cheerful tone

would spam you a bunch of barely coherent messages just to get your attention

very very fast replies . you're still typing and he's already very eagerly waiting for a text back

his eyes are always on that phone and also you

(texting you): "How was your day, darling? I missed youuuuuuuuuu( • ̀ω•́ )✧" "Tell me all about it <33333333333333333"

" ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ◜◝ ╮ ♡ ∧＿∧ ＿∧ ♡ ♡ (๑･ω･)ω<๑) ♡ ♡ /⌒ づ⊂⌒ヽ ♡ 　 ╰ ͜ ͜ ͜ ͜ ╯ O o ° 〃∩∧＿∧ ♡ ⊂⌒（ '·ω·）♡ ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　 　 ＼/＿＿＿/ Thinking about you right now 🥺🥺 "

"I see you're feeling down right now!! I'm cheering on you always, darling !! ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡ And if I need to beat smeone up... just tell me" "Oh I'm jk !! XDD I love you darling🩵🩵Mwah"

Al:

surprisingly, types like a normal person ( he could barely speak in person but he makes up for it in texts )

sounds disenterested ( unintentional ) and awfully cold sometimes

still doesn't say much and feels awkward

don't expect fast replies from him... who knows what he's up to...

types in lowercases

(texting office group chat) : "hello everyone. a message from mr. dolores. a meeting will take place after today's lunch break, that is 2PM sharp. he expects everyone to be ready by then. thank you"

(texting mr dolores) : "i suppose i could try that drink... thank you, sir."

(texting a random delivery guy that delivered his package, in a hurry) : "i received it alright. althuough i could appreciate it if you placed it right at my doorstep next delivery.thankyouy"

[wintfleur]

₊˚ෆ ⋆.˚ 𖧧　.˚ ⋅ ᰋ ── MY FAMILY LINE !

aka rosa’s relationship with her brothers

━━━ ❛ i will be your brother and I’ll hold your hand

𖧧　.˚ ⋅ GENERAL INFO !

their group chat name: the REAL housewives of michigan 🍻

the groupchat is used almost every single day, they always try to check in on each other. rosa likes just sending random pictures and updates about her day 

the boys ask for a picture of ollie (cole and rosa’s kitty) almost everyday, wanting to see their niece.

they like to have at least one sibling trip a year and it's mostly rosa who is planning it

family game nights are their favorite thing ever, they are all so competitive with each other so sometimes it gets a little heated but its all lighthearted 

sibling sleepovers and camping trips is a must 

the boys are always arguing about whos jersey rosa should wear to their games

they have so many inside jokes 

the boys all created private twitter accounts just for her (and most of their friends did as well) 

𖧧　.˚ ⋅ QUINN HUGHES !

their contact names: 

quinn’s for rosa: quinny 🦕

rosa’s for quinn: rosie 🌷

when quinn found out that he was going to have a little sister he genuinely was so happy, he had been asking for a little sister. 

she gets the most sibling privilege between jack and luke, she's his favorite 

quinn helped teach her how to drive 

rosa gave quinn one of her stuffed animals to take with him to vancouver so he could hug it wherever he misses her

rosa texts him every day! 

quinn helped rosa find the perfect apartment for her 

quinn bought her a car and she cried for an hour straight 

he's honestly so proud of rosa and is always praising her and talking about her. 

they were always the siblings that fell asleep on road trips, using each other as pillows 

quinn buys his mom and rosa flowers every valentine's day 

quinn has a lot of rosa’s things in his apartment 

rosa would visit quinn all the time when she was filming for yellowjackets in vancouver, she stayed with him a lot when she wasn't with her cast mates 

rosa really looks up to quinn and she often goes to him for advice 

rosa cried at his draft 

it took rosa awhile to get used to quinn not living with her anymore

quinn is always the first one out of her brothers to read her scripts

𖧧　.˚ ⋅ JACK HUGHES !

their contact names: 

jack’s for rosa: d1 brat 🦖

rosa’s for jack: smarty pants 👧🏻

jack and rosa not only grew up as siblings but also as best friends 

jack is very protective of rosa, and he never treated her differently because she's a girl, he would often get upset at his friends in school that didn't want her to join them playing because she's a girl, he was always there to defend her and tell them that she's better than them anyway, so he'd rather play with her. 

jack was always chasing away the boys from her 

out of all the siblings they definitely get into the most arguments, they are so alike that they just clash sometimes. They are always quick to forgive each other, but it was always those two

they couldn't sit next to each other during car rides as kids because they always ended up fighting

jack always made her help him with his homework 

jack loves to tease rosa, but he really is so proud of her 

jack made rosa promise to him that she would never fall for one of his best friends 

rosa honestly hated when her ‘friends’ told her that they had a crush on jack, because most of them only wanted to be friends with her to get to jack 

jack loves just randomly showing up at her apartment for a visit 

jack is very dotting, and acts much older than her then he is (affectionately) 

these two are very mischievous together, they got in trouble the most (jack usually dragging her into it) 

they are often mistook as twins, always being told how similar they are 

jack always tries to get rosa to introduce him to her female castmates 

he hated when she was away to film as kids, he would not be like himself for a little while 

has gotten in a few fight in hockey because some players can’t keep rosa’s name out of their mouths

rosa had her first taste of alcohol with jack 

𖧧　.˚ ⋅ LUKE HUGHES !

their contact names: 

luke’s for rosa: stink 🧃

rosa’s for luke: ro 🩷

rosa is not much older than luke, but she always claims that he’s her little baby brother 

while jack and quinn always team up together, it's always rosa and luke as teammates 

luke would always complain about his friends always having a crush on her

rosa was always there to help him with his homework

rosa is the first person luke goes to when he's upset or needs someone to talk to

luke can do no wrong is rosa’s eyes, even if she witnesses him do something wrong, she will always be on his side 

luke would miss rosa the most whenever she went away for acting 

rosa’s nickname for luke is stink

they always sit next to each other during movies because they always share snacks and luke doesn't complain when rosa wants to cuddle. 

luke is very protective of his big sister, he's always there to defend her 

whenever luke would get scared he would always sneak into rosa’s room to stay with her, and she would always try to distract him from whatever was scaring him so he could peacefully fall asleep 

luke always get so flustered and proud when anyone comes up to him because they know hes rosa’s brother 

rosa loves spoiling him and praising him to no end (thats her baby)

they are also mistook as twins a lot 

luke picked up on a lot of rosa’s quirks & habits 

rosa is his favorite and vice versa 

luke called Rosa to come to New Jersey to help him decorate his and jack’s apartment because jacks decorating is ‘terrible and never deserves to see the light of day’ 

threatens to steal her kitten almost everyday

roro’s note. okay guys you were right — the reason why I love making hughes oc’s is because I love writing their dynamic with the boys 😭 please let me know which relationship you like the most!! I personally love rosa and luke the most 🫶🏻 this is an interactive AU so send in as many thoughts as you want!!

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[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

For the character headcanons, if you haven't got him already: Dick?

Headcanon 1:  Realistic

I choose to write Dick's smile as a mask of his own. I think he chooses happiness when he can and shrugs it on over what he's really feeling when he can't. I think as a performers raised by performers, he's attune to the currents of emotion in every room he walks into. It's a strength that makes him both a natural leader and a natural peacemaker. (Thank goodness. If he had had a bent toward villainy, that same emotional intelligence could easily have been applied in the opposite direction.)

Every smile is a choice, made for the benefit of the person in front of him or the group or the mission or the goal. Sometimes it's as simple as offering comfort, other times for keeping the conversation on track, not derailed by questions about how he's doing.

Every time the smile works, it's a victory. It's a choice. But sometimes Dick worries the choice is making him instead of the other way around.

Headcanon 2: May or not be realistic, is definitely funny (at least to me)

I don't know how to be funny on purpose, I can't believe I did this to myself. Um.

I think Dick does voice-to-text texting like a boomer, largely because he's always on the move and also stopping to peck out words in order is so slow when you talk so much faster than you think (... wait, that's not what he—) which accidentally makes him the funniest person in the Bats' groupchat. There's a whole archive with screenshots of Dick's greatest hits, ranging from incomprehensible typos to accidentally vulgar autocorrects. More than a few Wayne family inside jokes and/or long-running commit-to-the-bit gags have come courtesy of Sick Gregson.

Headcanon 3: Evil and heart-breaking why would you do this

I don't know if this counts as evil, but I do think Dick that while wouldn't trade his relationship with Bruce for anything in the world, sometimes he wish it were... less complicated.

Dick loved John Grayson fiercely, with the uncomplicated, tangible love of a child. Who he was was never in question. John was his father. Dick was his son. He knows cognitively, when he allows himself to think about it, that their relationship would have changed as they did, evolving and expanding itself as Dick aged and as John did. Maybe in adulthood they would have been able to be friends, almost peers. He suspects the simplicity would have been a bond in itself, the ease and instant understanding of that's my dad. Dick will never know for sure.

But who was Bruce? He started as a kind stranger, a man willing to give Dick a home when the circus left town. He was his guardian, sure, legally responsible for Dick's well-being, but Bruce had a dubious track record of knowing how to take care of himself some days. He was an older cousin, in a way, with responsibilities and authority but not quite An Adult, except for when he was. He was Batman, but Dick was Batman's partner, an assistant, a junior colleague, not a peer but close.

Bruce is Dick's... what? Calling him "dad" too isn't dishonoring John, but sometimes it feels like it dishonors Bruce, the way it reduces their many-woven ties down into something simple, easy, and neatly packaged.

And Dick doesn't want that at all, except on the days he sees Jason bring a problem to Bruce, no need for posturing or jockeying; when Cass falls asleep with her head on Bruce's shoulder; when Tim slumps with barely concealed relief in a conflict when Bruce suddenly appears to Take Care Of It; when Damian carries the Wayne name and the Wayne genes proudly, without hesitation or thought. They all have their own complications with Bruce, true, but from Dick's point of view, their complexities come from personalities, histories, and communication styles, but there's never a question of who Bruce is to them or, more importantly, who they are to Bruce. But when Dick comes, does he approach as a charge? A brother? A friend? A sidekick? A partner? If he disagrees, stands his ground, pushes back, which bonds is he straining?

Dick loves Bruce. He knows Bruce loves him. But some days, that's all he knows.

Headcanon 4: Doesn’t align with canon (or maybe even reality) but I do what I want

I really cannot get behind Cop Dick. I wrote him that way early on, because everyone else seemed to, but I just can't make it work for me. I really don't see any of the Waynes having a real profession while still living a double life. There's just no time!

I could see him attempting a life outside of the cape a time or two, perhaps, especially in eras where he strains for his own identity and independence outside of the Wayne aura of power and privilege. But it's too much to keep up. I think, as Dick Grayson, Dick is a dilettante and professional philanthropist. He appears at charity gala and charms and wheedles alongside Bruce. He gives generously from his "pocket money." He's a fixture at charity events as both a face and a willing set of hands. He likes to do, so he goes and does. But he is, on paper, an independently wealthy heir to a billionaire and lacking in any higher education. A career isn't necessary.

[autistichalsin]

So I just got back home a while ago, which is 5,000 feet higher in elevation than my hometown. YOU WILL BE ADJUSTING TO ALTITUDE, basically. So I've been tired and out of breath.

So tonight my mom was pestering me to get to the doctor- which is fine in and of itself. She cares, etc. I told her look, my bestie had the same thing when she was adjusting here. If I feel worse or it doesn't get better soon, I'll do it.

My mom got pissed and snapped that I was doing damage to my body. Keep in mind, she was ALSO convinced a few years ago that I was going to eventually go blind from my chronic dry eye disease if I didn't get in to an ophthalmologist immediately. She was convinced I'd go blind. From dry eyes.

I said mom, it's fine, and she whined that I never go to to the doctor. I said I did when I needed it not too long ago, and she moved the goalposts, saying YEAH it's like there was something wrong then just like now! I replied, mom, it's almost like I know when something is seriously wrong and when something isn't, and this is a "under the weather" issue not a "I'm really sick" issue.

And then I made the mistake of saying I know my body a little better than she does...

SHE LAUGHED AT ME. In my face. "HAAHAHA! Are you serious right now? You didn't really just say that, did you?" Like it was the most absurd thing anyone had ever said to her. Like I'd told her the moon was made of jello.

I was pissed. So then I just said "mom, I'm ending this conversation because I don't like being condescended to. I love you and have a good night" and then I hung up on her for the first time since she got sober.

I've never hung up on her without her actively yelling at me, but I did then, because that was fucking out of line. It was insulting, it was rude, it was condescending.

Then she had the nerve to text the family groupchat whining that we "treat her like a punching bag" and it had to stop. And not to call back unless we could "treat her with respect."

So I decided I'm not calling her. She can call me if it's really important, and then she can fucking apologize and admit she violated about a dozen different boundaries, like a fucking adult.

I didn't deserve to be talked to like that by her and she needs to start treating me like a thirty year old. If HER mom, my grandma, had insinuated she knew my mom's body better than she did, she would be SEETHING.

[oneforthemunny]

i just had a thought of accidentally freaking out all his grown up girls in the family groupchat 😭

okay so nb has a very low level injury, like she accidentally slips by the pool and sprains her ankle or something like that

and eddie’s dumbass just texts “Mom had an accident.” to all the girls and they all freak the fuck out

blowing up eddie’s phone for more information but his old ass has that thing turned off on dnd to focus on coddling nb

so less than 36 hours later all the girls are at the front door having immediately flown home, all looking in various states of panic and nbs at the door like ☺️my babies!! whats the occasion☺️

36 hours is too much. vega has their location (she enabled it, they don't know what that means tbh) and sees that they're at the emergency room before eddie even texts.

that's what prompts the "mom had an accident" text and vega is there before they even get discharged lol. whatever sisters also live in la or near there are there when they get home while eddie is getting absolutely crucified for sending that and not answering his phone lmao.

[theallianceofcelestials]

Dr Rey’s response to Kc would be: The fuck you thing I’ve been trying to do? It’s not like we can have vacations, if I even leave for a second something happens! The only good thing that has come from me taking a break is you getting hold of Clipse, and even that ended in massacre!

But, Dr Rey would ground P+T then send Kc and Bm on their way back home, along with an offer to take over Eclipse’s work for a day as an apology for the incident. Hopefully Eclipse won’t take it, since their work will already be doubled because of the incident, but they still offered. They would also escort Kc and Bm out themself just to make sure Partial doesn’t try anything, though they hate the parties their friend hosts they are a good host. Plus a good friend, they are not about to be shitty to Eclipse’s family, even if Eclipse doesn’t see them as a friend and more of an annoyance. There is a chance Blitzen might run into the room and start sniffing Kc and Bm, and hopefully Bloodmoon won’t mistake him for a raccoon or smth, because Dr Rey would find a way to kill them themself if they killed the amazing doggo. Same with P+T, Dr Rey would give them full permission for mass slaughter.

Though throughout all of this they are likely on a text gc with Eclipse and Dr Bright they somehow got on cursing up Satan himself, so the family might be looking at the phone with great amusement while Dr Rey is dropping so many curses and insults their self, the foundation, and P+T then just a random dog picture 2 minutes later with the caption ‘Look at this demanding fuck, such a needy god. How dare thy beg for food while I’m yelling at misbehaving children who just murdered over 50 people in one hour’

Also be ready for more of these, my apolocheese

Do no apologise. We love fondue in this house

(Warning, shitty doodle incoming)

This is the first thing that jumped into my mind when I read that lol. So now we shall all look at this shitty thing

Eclipse can hoist his work off to other people, dw. Or it'll just sit there until he does it. He's not really picky

Eclipse sees everything as an annoyance, even his family, in certain situations, so I think Dr Rey's good.

Bloodmoon is not a mindless murderer, they appreciate hunting companions as they call them. Tho they prefer cats, simply because they share a similar method of hunting, being ambush predators instead of endurance predators. They might push Blitzen away if they get annoyed, but by that point they're probably climbing onto KC's shoulders because they're overstimulated

I don't want to know what Bright would send into a groupchat with fellow technically immortal beings in it, who are his forever friends who can't get rid of him. But Eclipse would probably be laughing his ass off at rants, and occasionally send in a food pic or a cat pic. Maybe even selfies where he's just sitting there unimpressed with the caption of "My brothers are so bad at video games"

Congratulations, you have unlocked shitty MsPaint doodle by Moongleam. Hope you're proud :P /j/silly

[lapdogchase]

copy pasting this from my family groupchat where i detailed the incident because its 11pm and im tired but i wanted to share this anecdote so badly

y’all will never believe what just happened to me

So i am in my room, which is a single room, two windows, both are open but have screens in them. it connects to a bathroom which connects to my suitemate’s room. i am abt to go to bed and im like “actually. first im going to use the bathroom.” so i turn on my string lights but not any normal lights so it’s pretty dark in my room. i am in the bathroom for less than two minutes and when i get back i see something move. and it looks like an animal. so i open my phone camera and take a picture with flash on and the flash lets me see that this is in fact. A cat.

so i leave my room because there is an animal in it and i dont know where it came from. and i text my friend el who lives in the dorms “hey theres a cat in my room and it is not mine what do i do in this situation” and she does not answer presumably because she is sleeping. the person ACROSS from my room has a service cat named quinoa, i know this because i met her when the fire alarm went off in the middle of the night once (microwave bacon incident). and i’m like, this person might need their service cat, before i go down to the front desk and ask what to do about the cat that has spawned in my room i should ask that person. so i knock on their door THREE SEPARATE TIMES and they do not answer.

so i text a groupchat with a bunch of my friends and i say “hey guys theres a cat in my room and idk how it got there”. they say helpful things such as “is it you,” “finders keepers,” “befriend it,” and “i can drive over with cat food” (<- this one from sophie who lives the furthest away). i say “No actually theres an actual cat in my room idk how it got there” and attach an image of said cat (which looks very menacing because the flash was on and its eyes are glowing).

i go back in my room and turn on the light to make 100% sure this creature in my room is a cat and not a wild animal that looks like a cat and also that it did not pee in my room (it did not). there is still a cat in my room. it is on my sock drawer, and it is rubbing its little head on my dresser door, and i am aware this is not my room anymore, it is his room, i am only borrowing it.

so then i text my suitemate, who i havent messaged since june when we had to call facilities, and i do not know if she has a cat. and i say. “hey this is insane but did you lose. a cat??? Bc there is a cat in my room and idk how he got there???” and she’s like “YES THATS MY CAT IDK HOW HE GOT THERE”. she was doing laundry but she ran back up to get her cat and lured him out from under my desk with a can of tuna. she scoops him up and he looks very small and perturbed and he goes home and lives happily ever after and i miss him

(i would share pictures of him but since he is not my cat i would feel weird abt it But i will draw a stick figure rendition of the event tomorrow if i remember to)

[myeswriting]

Happy Birthday

OMORI KENJI X MALE READER

🏷️ || third person pov, fluff, oc x reader, team manager!reader, established relationship

word count: 1,000

Y/N abruptly gets woken by loud knocking at his door. He checks his phone to see the abundance of text messages ranging from the volleyball groupchat to his family, all wishing him a happy birthday. He also notices the multiple missed calls, all solely from one person: his beloved, Omori Kenji.

Ignoring his phone’s entire existence, Y/N gets out of bed and just stands next to his bed for like 10-20 seconds before yet another knock at the door breaks him out of his mind and he remembers why he got up.

Y/N goes over to the door and opens it, being greeted by the sun shining directly into his eyes through the space that isn’t occupied by every second year on the volleyball team.

“You take way too long to wake up.” Hiro deadpanned.

“Whatever happened to ‘Good morning, Y/N! Happy birthday!’?” Y/N asked sarcastically, intentionally provoking the middle blocker.

“You would’ve gotten it, had you answered your phone.” Hiro retorted, falling for the bait Y/N had set out.

“Hiro, stop being an asshole.” Inoue scolded, clearly just wanting to get inside.

“No, that’s okay, Inoue.” Y/N reassured the wing spiker, before turning his attention to Hiro, changing his genuine tone to obvious sarcasm. “I was a little preoccupied with sleeping, so forgive me for not being able to answer my phone.”

Hiroshi shut up after that, Y/N was grateful. He quickly scans the group, noticing that a certain twin and team libero was not present.

“Where’s Kenji?” The manager asked, not noticing the kitchen sounds from behind him, despite not having a roommate.

Kaito looks past the birthday boy into the kitchen, where Kenji seems to be cooking something. Y/N follows Kaito’s eyeline.

“When did you get in?” Y/N asked the libero.

“When you were arguing with Hiro. Figured you were hungry, since you just woke up. We have time before practice, so we thought we’d drop by and give you the few gifts we bought.” Kenji summarised, not breaking his semi-concentration on whatever it was he was cooking.

“You didn’t have to buy gifts...” Y/N reminds Kenji, fully knowing that his boyfriend had already bought them and that he was going to come back later to watch him open them.

Kenji gives Y/N a confused and questioning look, as if that statement was absurd. Though, in Kenji’s mind, it was.

Y/N just shrugs it off and lets the others in. The group makes their way into the dorm and sits wherever they can. They make a small tower of their gifts in the middle of the room.

“I hope you’re not expecting me to open these right now,” Y/N prefaces, not fully concentrated on any one thing as there were many things happening at the one moment.

The group waves in dismissal, confirming that he didn’t have to open them now.

The silence that follows stretches on, bordering on awkward yet comfortable until a plate is slid in front of Y/N. The plate is delicately decorated with many breakfast snacks, not enough for a full meal, but enough to rejuvenate the energy needed for volleyball practice.

“Okay, we gotta go, but finish up that food, get ready and meet us at the gym, yeah?” Kenji rushes as he pushed the group out of the dorm, following them and closing the door behind him before Y/N got a chance to say anything.

Left with nothing to do, Y/N finished the food, had a shower, got ready for practice, packed his bag, and left his dorm.

The walk to the gym is short, considering the school’s dorm organisation system puts the sports team members next to the sports fields and gyms. Y/N stops by the club room to drop off his bag, before making his way into the gym.

He greets the coach, and the other managers, Keiko and Himari, being greeted in turn with the addition of a “happy birthday!” from each person.

He scans the gym quickly, noting the small handful of players actually in the gym. He sends a questioning glance to Keiko, considering she would probably know the cause for the lack of players in the gym. Before she can get out an answer, though, the sound of the the gym door being harshly opened, followed by a crash that only could’ve been from someone being pushed to the side echoed through the gym.

“Dude!”

“I didn’t know you were going to jump on me!”

Confused, Y/N walks over to the door, looking at the scene; Inoue holding a tray of cupcakes, Kaito and Kai on the ground, Kenji helping them up, Hiro trying way too hard not to laugh.

“What happened?” Y/N asked, bewildered at the scene in front of him.

Kenji recapped, “Kaito jumped Kai, Hiro’s being an asshole—“

“As usual,” Y/N interrupted.

“As usual,” kenji confirmed. “and Inoue’s being the only other useful person.”

“I should’ve saved the ‘as usual’ for then.” Y/N joked.

“I think your timing was perfectly fine.” Kenji chuckled, taking the tray from Inoue and holding it out towards Y/N.

“Why’d you do this for me?” Y/N asked, genuinely curious as to why Kenji would spend his time and money on him.

“Because I love you? Obviously.” Kenji pointed out. “Now, take the cupcake before coach, Keiko, and Itsuki all yell at us for standing around.”

Y/N chuckles at the mental image, though very realistic and most likely what was to happen. He quickly looks over the cupcakes on the tray, picking out the best one, though they all did look the same. He walks back into the gym, Kenji and the second years in tow.

The cupcakes get handed out, another tray being pulled from who knows where. Practice started soon after, but not before Kenji softly grabbed Y/N’s face and placed a kiss on his cheek.

“Happy birthday, Y/N.”

a/n: first work done !! i wrote this entire thing in lowercase, and i wrote most of it at like 10pm thursday 10/04. my bad if the ending seems rushed, i genuinely just wanted to finish writing it. i love kenji so much and i hope you can too !!!!!

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

So I'm actively watching Supernatural and I can't stop thinking about the boys as hunters.

Roman and Remus are like Sam and Dean, brothers and incredibly stupid for each other. Going to Hell, coming back, punching the Devil in the face because why not. They may not have the best lifestyle but they have each other and really, what else do you need? They handle.. everything. Someone give them a nice hunt. Please.

Virgil got into the life accidentally but fully protected himself as quick as possible. I'm talking tattoos of every protective symbol and phrase that you can think of and he knows plenty of them. He doesn't keep many people close and he has the most run-ins with demons.

Logan didn't believe in monsters at first but he had a Bobby incident happen and lost someone close to him. That's what made him get as practical as he could with his defense and his offense. He deals the most often with ghosts and spirits and he's perfectly comfortable with that.

Patton is the type of hunter where you look at him and think he's completely normal, but then you show up expecting him to be useless and he's the most badass person you've ever met. He's the vampire hunter because of course he ends up being one. He's the cheery "what a nice hunt! Who wants some dinner?" guy. I love him.

Janus tracks down more unusual creatures, got into it because it was a family business. He speaks a whole cacophony of different languages and will not hesitate to start speaking German in the middle of nowhere if he doesn't like the person he's talking to. He

They all as a group culminate in a badass "oh my god stop almost dying" "STOP TRYING TO SUMMON THE DEVIL" "can we have one nice day" "thanks for the tip" group ever. And I don't even think they hunt together. I think they're all in different states, occasionally travelling, and then they call each other for tips. Every once in a while, they send out a "might need help with this one" text and everyone shows up because you can't let a hunter go alone like that.

Dukexiety, Logince, and Moceit are my thoughts here. Remus and Virgil have a weird amount of demon knowledge between the two of them and they use it, Logan and Roman are definitely in love but refuse to admit it and it's "just casual" (it's not), Janus and Patton are basically married.

— 👑

D E V O U R I N G this I fucking L O V E this S O fucking much oml P E A S E!!! I seriously adore all of their roles they D E S E R V E to be a badass team!!! Also I'm cackling at the thought of part of the group being surrounded by supernatural creatures and one of them sends a text to a groupchat and not even 3 seconds later a van pulls up with everyone else XD

[starry-on-ao3]

📝 dog :)

Ohh!!!! :D

This is a snippet from my first attempt at a modern AU, which still is only a draft, but which I am nearly ready to begin sharing :) in which Carmody is a professional wedding planner who is hired to help plan Siegfried and Audrey's wedding!

Thank you for the ask!!! 🥰🫶

[in this scene, Carmody is dropping Jenny off to the train station - Jenny was just about to get out the car, when she opens WhatsApp and sees the message from Helen announcing Siegfried and Audrey's engagement]

"Siegfried and Audrey got engaged!" Jenny cried. "Helen just texted it into the family groupchat - oh, my God!"

"Who are these people?" Carmody laughed. 

"Siegfried and Audrey," Jenny said, as if Carmody was magically supposed to know who they were, perhaps through telepathy, "I was literally just talking about them - Helen's husband's boss and his girlfriend!"

"Your sister's husband's boss..." Carmody processed the chain of relation for a moment, and then nodded slowly, and smiled, "Well, they're a very cute couple!"

"Oh, they're the best - apart from Helen and James, who are also the best," Jenny beamed. She scrolled through some more photos in the groupchat, and showed Carmody a selfie, pointing out the people in the photo: "That's Helen, taking the selfie - that's James, her husband - Siegfried and Audrey - that's their dogs, Dash and Jess - and, now his face is slightly cut off, but you can just about see half of Tristan's face - he's Siegfried's brother."

"Aw - they look like a very happy bunch," Carmody grinned. "Tell them congrats from me."

"I will," Jenny beamed, and shared her location with Helen, before opening the car door. "Thanks again for the lift - and have a lovely weekend - and say hello to Hamish for me!"

"I will - you have a good weekend too," Carmody smiled, "bye, bye, now - and text me when you're home, otherwise I'll worry!"

[pimmecore]

My SP hyperfix is back so here's a masterpost for my general headcanons!

I'm sure you can guess which characters are my fav based on how some of them are very detailed. Sorry about any typos or unclear sentences LMAO

Kenny

Has a 5+ year old phone with a cracked screen which barely works. He only uses it to call or text people. At times playing games on it too

He loves chicken nuggets and fries but most of the time can't afford it

He never shows his face and hates it when people tell him to take off his hood

Butters, Stan, Kyle and Cartman are the only people who has seen him without the hood on. Idc about canon, let me have this

He drinks alcohol and smokes cigarettes from but hides it from other people

He loves hugs and cuddles, maybe because he never gets that affection very often from his family

He has a bad immune system

His favorite sodas are Pepsi and Sprite because I say so

He often skips classes or sleeps through them

Fingerless gloves.

He's actually a VERY good drummer and is self taught. He also lowkey enjoys sketching

He hates talking about personal things and will often brush them off as nothing

Stan

Biromantic and on the asexual spectrum

Plays the electric guitar and likes to doodle in his notebook more than doing actual school/home work

He likes ramen noodles

He dislikes weed because of Randy's farm, but he does smoke normal cigarettes and uses other drugs sometimes (as a teen)

Big soccer and baseball enjoyer

Listens to music too much and too often. He likes MCR because I do too

Loves holding hands, hugging, etc (any kind of physical affection) unless he's in a bad mood

He's very messy and rarely cleans his room. He is in no way organized about anything.

Hoodies. He wears many hoodies and sweaters. He loves comfy clothing and has come to dislike wearing suits and fancy clothes

Cartman

Very very very closeted bisexual. No, I won't elaborate.

Owns and knows how to play the electric guitar and is actually kind of good at it

Everyone knows he loves food, but less people know he actually really likes cooking. (He has a secret Pinterest account with only recipes)

He has heterochromia; one blue eye and one brown

He speaks a lot of different languages besides from English. Like German, Vietnamese and some Spanish

Loves Lady Gaga and Britney Spears

Cartman has been arrested a lot of times, and does have quite the collection of mugshots

Even when being a teenager, he has a love for his stuffed animals and always enjoys looking at toys while at the store

Secretly a history/war nerd

He's the type of guy to send random and unrelated memes in groupchats and text conversations

Anger issues about most stuff. Especially when losing in any kind of video game

Likes photography a lot

Ike

Autistic because I am autistic and I say so

Tells people he loves Minecraft and Roblox but actually enjoys violent games the most

Comfort food is pizza and his favorite drink is chocolate milk or coca cola. He also loves any type of cookies/chocolate

Loves his weighted blanket and one of comfort items is a stuffed dinosaur

Stuffed animals, drawing and music helps him calm down after nightmares/memories of Miss Stevenson

Only accepts physical affection from Kyle and their parents. His experience with Miss Stevenson changed his reaction to touch

Plays ice hockey and baseball

Hates being kicked/teased. But loves teasing Kyle back and wearing his hat

Big Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye and DanTDM enjoyer

Loves cartoons, especially Scooby Doo and Chinpokomon (Pokémon)

Swears a lot despite certain adults not liking that he does it

Very protective and caring for Kyle and even if he's younger, he tries to show it the way he can

He hates being sick and despises taking any kind of medicine. He can be very stubborn about this sometimes

[loquarocoeur]

HEY NOW I NEVER SAID THAT!! I APPRECIATE THE ASKS and I did say for all my theatrics I haven't actually been opposed to this incredulous turn of events ahdlfjfljfnf

(Hope you can get some more sleep soon though, Loq!! Yay for the text and gym 💖💖 Uni hell is truly something else, spoken as someone also in it)

-❄️

You guys should just make a family groupchat atp