#and i want to kill them with hammers
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not to be like “i’m with the boomers” but if ur online dating then u just kind of need to toughen tf up a little bit. ur not entitled to ppl. and everyone has a different definition of what is the “best” way to break up with someone they’ve seen less than 3 times. just let it go 😭😭😭 like… my god… i’ve been ghosted before and i don’t get why anyone gets upset about it when u barely know them. maybe they’re going through something or maybe they don’t like u. either way onwards and upwards just MOVE TF ON 💀
#the project in australia drives me insane#they have the… most… liberal blue check pre-elon opinions#and i want to kill them with hammers#JOKING#but the sentiment is there#like. i don’t ghost people. but i fully don’t get why people think it’s like….#an assault against them
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Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️
Click for Quality!
#trigger warning gross old men kissing#tbh I don’t draw them looking old enough….#I’m really unused to drawing older folk. gotta get better at that.#also I’m not sorry for drawing my human bill design again I will do it more because he brings me joy#now if you’ll excuse me I have to finish reading the Book of Bill because I was too busy touching grass yesterday with family to sit holed#up in my room with my decoder keys and stupid Book of Bill-related notes collection#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#shitpost#meme redraw#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls#grunkle ford#toxic old man yaoi#I want to kill these guys with hammers and knives
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essential part of my stc sonic characterization is that hes gay and so so repressed about it. hes got some internalized shit to work through and it really bothers him when gossip rags start suggesting he's gay for not publicly dating any women. so he does that. for funsies, i designed sonic's six comphet girlfriends, and yeah, he's a piece of shit to all of them.
btw those lines next to them are sonics relative height. short king.
#maximum playing with my dolly moment#ive had the idea of him dating multiple women and being miserable and making them miserable for a while#thought it would be fun to design a bunch of characters that are cool women who like sonic for some reason#this spans like. 18-24 for him btw#sonic ocs#sth#stc#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the comic#amy rose#tekno the canary#my ocs#doodles#sometimes a man hurts every woman in his life because he sucks and needs to be killed with hammers#anyway vote for your favorite girl.#i almost didnt give petra a bio bc i thought she was too cute and wanted to spare her#but was surprised she ended up being so popular in the server anyway#well muse is my favorite i think. shes just little :)#id in alt text
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i see your “tenth doctor has adhd” and i raise you “tenth doctor and donna BOTH have adhd and that’s part of why they match each other’s freak so well and also part of why donna was the only companion willing to call him out”
#because as somebody with adhd i both immediately jive with my fellow adhders and also regularly want to kill them with hammers#doctor who#dw#ten#tenth doctor#donna noble
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“I keep tallies, I keep score
I’m a petty thing on a high, high horse.”
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more impulsive clock duo art everybody say “thank you mxmarsbars”
anyways this is THEIR song and their song ONLY literally argue with the wall (that is a joke to each their own) but I WILL write a personal essay to anybody about it and how it fits them so so so well like it’s concerning /j
see if you can find all the lil details :3 (they’re nothing crazy just little things)
(also this was so unprompted and impulsive so I’ll probs redraw it again at some point with loads more planning and better poses and stuff I’m sorry if this disappoints anyone because it’s disappointing me kinda but I spent way too long on it just for it to never see the light of day)
#mxmarsart#I am so normal about them#I am lying#I need to be killed with hammers#who wants to bet they kill each other again somehow next seaosn /j#anyways I love them so much#live laugh love clock duo#clock duo#clock duo fanart#impulsesv#impulsesv fanart#bdoubleo100#bdoubleo100 fanart#3rd life fanart#last life fanart#double life fanart#limited life fanart#could also be secret life#but technically not#life series#life series smp#life series fanart#it’s bits and pieces from everything#impdubs#for tagging purposes#again not necessarily shippy it’s just the usual clock duo-ness#trafficblr
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You have no right to see him. You have no right to exist...
All you should do is disappear!
+ warmup doodles based on this lol
#drew and rendered this whole thing and then went and looked at her spritesheet and she doesnt actually have any visible weapons. WHATEVER!!!#i thought the chakrams were a universal spheromancer thing but only lea and apollo have them#you can kill me with hammers about it if you want i guess. i had fun with this anyway ^_^#crosscode#crosscode shizuka#shizuka sakai#myart
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aww the. 🎥 cutes, 😊 hi @cephalonheadquarters
#i probably got so much shit wrong imso sorryyou can kill me with hammers sorry.#ive been working on and off on rhis for like 2 Weeks?????? it was gonna be a big canvas buttttttt im not strong enough for that rn#i also wanted to include Assistant AUGHHHH i will next time Trust 🤞#but for now. this one#also take this as like. an invitation to draw these two interacting? since ik youve mentioned it once or twice. only if you want to ofc#im curious about their dynamic for me i think they would be like. frenemies. or lowkey rivals. atleast ik bitz would see them as one#they either hate eachother or can tolerate eachother Enough. i think#i wanna know more about host and assistant AUUUU i like them 🙏#this is alot of text sorry im nervous ok#oc#digital art#doodle#i had to go back and forth on their toyhouse i didnt realize they had more ref pics for the longest time HELP i was going off of like 2 or#so if anything seems off thats my fault#tumblr hates the quality 🖕die
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disgusting lovers💖💞💞🫶
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ⁱ ᵃⁱⁿᵗ ᵖˡᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵐᵒᵈᵉˡ ˢʷᵃᵖⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿˢ ⁿᵒ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ʷᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ
#save me patch 6 i said but it killed me with hammers instead#i just wanted to see gale's new kisses with them I DIDN'T NEED THIS#bg3 durge#durgetash#bg3#enver gortash#bg3 gortash#baldur's gate 3#the dark urge
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on the one hand I'm kinda embarrassed about them but on the other hand I kinda want people to know what they sound like
#the gnomes have Gnome Voices is the thing#and several have Some Kind Of Accent#[holding up melliwyk by the scruff] she sounds like when fin raziel was a possum okay you gotta be cool about it#THE THING actually about melliwyk is that what I REALLY want is for you guys to know what zhartook sounds like#like it's so distinct and so good and every time I draw him and mel together I'm like. this Needs his voice to really hit#but I haven't ever even talked to justin about whether he'd want to do a bit with me for public release lol#um I guess the other thing is I'm not sure what the best way to go about this actually would even be? like content/ format wise I mean#hmm#IDK LIKE. it feels lowkey mortifying but on the other hand every time I've gotten to hear one of y'all's PC voices I'm so sincerely happy#when it's my friends: this might as well have been a personal gift just for me I love them so much this is the best thing ever#when it's me: god I'm so fucking cringe they're all gonna kill me with hammers#lmao#about me#my OCs
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tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"
#bakuspeech#number one is a house bc obviously. if u can own a house wouldnt u#he was very drunk at that time of the evening. I was not bc I have the constitution of a hot air balloon and any stimulant will blow me up#(relatively new development. france fucked me up big time turns out)#we held hand on his bed for like the whole evening. it was honestly very funny in hindsight but we were extremely earnest in the moment#and Im like. working on this thing as well. I dont got meds or therapy lmao Im bootstrappin here#but yeah early last year his bf offered to get me meds and I... turned it down... I think I was worried abt like. idk. something#but one year past looking back Im fully like that was a stupid move you shouldve gotten meds. youve once again fucked urself baku#but yeah with that kinda realization Ive also come to realized I've somewhat? accepted. that I'm just gonna be. like this#this in light of a number of likely chronic stuff too (hence my balloon-like constitution lmao) and#that's kinda bled into the rest of me without me really noticing#but him bringing that up fully unprompted... kinda jolted me out of it#its just. really incredibly sweet. that someone doesn't want me to settle for what I make do with#and like. preps for that work. just kinda held my hand and told me it's possible to do this actually#I didn't really express how I felt very well in that moment I think my brain is very bad and I process emotions with like a day of delay#but. well. Im thinking abt it Right Now. so yknow thats the kind of impact that had on me lol#not super sure why I wrote all this down here really. I think I just want a good n nice reminder that object permanence is real#and I exist in my friends' life even when Im going insane in a hole by myself#and with the power of friendship we can alter the universe's plan for ourselves and also kill god#that's that. anyways I eat lunch now and then pass out probably. last night was... eventful lmao#but!! very good things on the horizon hopefully. well manifestly we hold hammers and we use them#have a good day lads. let's go out and slay monsters under a highway
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Messy school doodles HAHEHHE
Season 2 Robbie (not canon Robbie ofc, but rather the "S2" of my own fic which I may or may not ever finish). The lore is that his hair was MUCH longer than this, but it got shaved off due to Lore Reasons™ and now it's growing back :]
NOT STAN. That's my beta Dipper HAHEHHEE. My notes are just emphasizing how similar they look. Me, earlier today, drawing beta Dipper: "STAN PINES ?! 😨😮😮😨😨😨"
Perhaps. Gay people. I am thinking about it really hard fr
#sometimes writing a story is toying with different dynamics and being like “auughh i LOVE this plotline but it'd go completely against -#- everything else in the whole story 😭“ so I gotta kill my darlings.#and I don't mean “killing off a character”#i mean “killing off this cool ass dynamic that sounds awesome but may not fit the story I'm trying to tell”#anyway#gay people... perhaps#do you see the amazing dynamic these two would have in the context of the story I'm making ??? no you don't#because i haven't told you anything about my story LMAO AHDHABHAHAHR#but point is: i love them#god#toxic yaoi is real#they've got the situationship that can almost rival whatever the hell Stanford Pines had going on (unfortunately they do not beat him)#they've got a dynamic that makes others think they don't care about eachother at all. that they hate eachother and that's all#and they DID hate eachother for most of their time together but after a bunch of years spent with no one else to rely on except eachother?#maybe you DO hate them still. but you can't deny the bond you share because the only other person in the world who GETS IT is him#you've seen him at his best and worst. you've driven him to the brink of insanity. you've taken everything from him#and yet you cuddle when the night is cold and it's so so lonely outside#you know how he likes his pancakes. how he'd rather cut his hair off than brush it. how he's entranced by the stars he never saw so clearly#you recognize when he's about to have a panic attack. you sit with him til he calms down. you hold hands and miss your families together#and you know he's the toughest person you know. so the occasional bang sessions? oh; those are NOT gentle#there's nothing more than a single safeword they never used more than once. because they've been together for so long and they know how far-#-they can push until it becomes too much. but to be gentle? to be soft? to a person who has grown so used to dodging your knives?#that is a whole entire INSULT !!! how DARE you treat me like I'm fragile NOW after we spent our lives on opposite sides of a battlefield?#how DARE you be gentle to me now after you ripped open my guts and shoved salt and dirt inside?#you know how much i can handle and you know I've always loved the thrill#so don't you dare make this any less of a battle unless you want me to bash your head in with a hammer. moron#the real valenpines dynamic i stg. i love them so much you don't understand#i can't believe I'm gonna have to sacrifice this dynamic#robbie valentino#dipper pines
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i love having ocs because i can put them in so many silly situations. anyways i think vera torres (nightmare factory protagonist) would not work as the mc for most of the horror games that i like because she has a single hammer and she would 100% use it against the Horrors.
#i dont know a single mascot game from the top of my head that vera couldnt beat#fnaf: she has a hammer and she WILL use it against the animatronics#poppy playtime: she has a hammer and is a mother. if she isn't killing the mascots she accidentally adopts them#indigo park: SHE HAS A HAMMER. SHE *IS* GOING TO USE IT#anyways i dont think she would survive silent hill but at the same time i want to put some faith on her#i think she could survive silent hill (as long as she has the hammer and is like halfway through her character development)#resident evil is easy#she wins. with the hammer.#amnesia cannot survive that woman she can and will use the hammer#spookys jumpscare mansion im so sorry but she can and WILL use the hammer#you can argue vera is weak against non corporeal entities - which is true - however she is also brazilian#which as a brazilian grants her a certain resistance to non corporeal entities#“could she survive fatal frame” - idk much about fatal frame but i like to think she could#anyways she wouldnt survive slenderman because she would try to attack him/it with the hammer#vera torres
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the funny thing about being aro is that I am genuinely afraid of being alone for the rest of my life, but if anyone even STARTS to imply that it's because I'm never gonna have a joyful and fulfilled life without a romantic partner it makes me so mad I see red
#its. a fear born from a society entirely structured around amanormativity.#im not afraid ill never Find Someone im afraid that all the people ive already found will leave#because this (western) society puts so much emphasis on romantic relationships that any friendships or familial bonds#are instantly made lesser.#so many of my friends and siblings have pushed their relationships with friends (and me) to the side because they have this...#..idk. Bigger And More Important relationship to maintain.#and its all well and good when Everyone has that Bigger Relationship but when someone doesnt want one???#theyre kind of left in the dust. by everyone. and it sucks#im not saying all the people ive ever known have done this and its unfair to say that everyone Will do this#but idk. there's fear there that i dont know if ill ever be able to shake.#BUT AT THE SAME TIME if anyone tries to say being aro makes my life depressing and sad and empty i am KILLING THEM WITH HAMMERS#aro joy is perhaps my favorite thing on earth. everyone go look at my pinned post right now#anyway idk. kind of a ramble i just got started thinking about all this#winter speaks#<- ish#aro tag#i should start tagging this LMAO
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Hi, this is your friendy reminder that canonically all of Mebius' known friends except Hikari are dead
#yeah I hate myself too#mebi/mirai my baby why'd tsuburaya so that#I have two sides one of them loves you getting dogpiled with affection frkm everyone the other wants to see you suffer (with a happy end)#he's so soft and nice and#sweet little cutie patootie idc if he's 49m I'm giving the cat a hug#ultraman#ultraman mebius#hibino mirai#I can't believe they made him kill mechazam like watching him die from defending him the way zamusha did wasn't enough tsuburaya I'm killing#you with hammers#I miss crew GUYS..#he loves everyone with everything and keeps going simply bc he was asked to keep being kind#despite everything even millenia later he remained kind and WAAHHHH HE MAKES ME SO FUCKING ILLLL#he's a walking 'I'll beat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found' and sjgdwheljehd#goddamn long ass tags I love him so much god help me#tokusatsu
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reiju's situation is awful, but i think it gets even worse when you realize that in fascist states, not only are women generally deemed lesser than men, but also the role of women is primary to be child-bearers and caretakers. germa...... doesn't need that due to its cloning technology.
so, not only does reiju's name have レイ rei 'zero' in it, so she literally Doesn't Count! not only is she not first in line for the throne, because judge has three other sons! but the only position she would normally be allowed to occupy(?) in society is useless, bordering on non-existent. like her only option is to keep doing what she's doing as a mercenary/soldier. at any point, judge could decide he needs her as a political pawn, or even worse: another source for genetic experiments (or both! at once!) and she Cannot Say No
#like no wonder she decided she needs to protect herself above everything because thats fucking horrific#once again: i hate judge!!! im going to beat him to death with a baseball bat!!!!! a metal pipe!!! a comically large hammer!!!!#i need sanji to stay away from his sibling but can someone else help them please.#on one hand i think this draft is stronger if it focuses on both ichiji and reiju and allows their specific issues to play off each other#in a way that makes it more targeted. on the other hand. i REALLY dont want it to read like im using reiju to prop up ichiji#like i think someone should kill me for real if that happens#L.txt#L.wip#one piece#vinsmokes
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