#and i think i was right
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socially-reluctant · 2 months ago
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the funniest thing I'd ever done as a young teenager was try to convince my super-christian mom that nine inch nails was a Christian band
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thegeekgene · 2 months ago
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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bizarrebazaar13 · 3 months ago
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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moonchild311 · 1 month ago
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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?
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gayvampyr · 6 months ago
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asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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archi-pelago · 4 months ago
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
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gallusrostromegalus · 4 months ago
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I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.
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beemochi-art · 3 months ago
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Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?
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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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frankierotwinkdeath · 8 months ago
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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
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ququoquaw · 3 months ago
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why would they only release the censored version of the deluxe album
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himulrai · 27 days ago
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school's back so my posts will either be sparse or just straight up incredibly rushed😭
part 2 is now up!
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bereft-of-frogs · 11 months ago
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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heph · 3 months ago
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The tech guy in movies
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william-snekspeare · 1 year ago
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This is so real
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