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#i had such an odd dream#harry louis and zayn were there#they were crashing at my house for some reason????#louis and zayn in my old bedroom#and harry on another one#and at some point i had a doubt and i looked at my old bedroom wall to make sure my drawings of them weren't still on the walls#and harry asked me what's going on so I straight up told him “you guys used to be on my walls#eh you still are but I'd rather keep it down in my new bedroom“#and then we started talking about merch somehow and i was like you guys make way too expensive merch I'm broke#and i kid you not i went 'no but listen to me i have the perfect solution'#and i proceeded to say#if i buy merch from every single one of you it costs way too much BUT! if you guys get back together i just need to buy one LMAO#i said 1d reunion to Harry's face#sadly I didn't talk with louis or zayn they were there but there was always something in the way :(#and I don't remember but we had some kind of event for wich we dresses up#but i only remember that after harry was still in his white tux standing in my kitchen for a while either doing nothing or helping with smt#there were puppies around but seemed to be a separated thing#i never saw them interact#nor did i see harry louis and zayn interact#I'm still trying to make it all make sense#anyway sorry if you read all that#i just woke up
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#I need to know! because my sister saying there is a generational gap between us when I am only 2 years older#because I called it a pound sign and she proceeded to tell me it is a hashtag#and I wondered if I should physically fight her lol#polls#my polls
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wacky behavior from Logan who did uppies with Wade in the Void as he's asking where the hell were they without knowing if Wade could survive a direct stab first
#did logan see wade was a yapper and decided 'thats not the mouth of a normal human being'#and proceeded to bury all six of his claws into wade's flesh#“WHERE THE HELL ARE WE 😡”#LOGAN. HE'S GOING TO SPIT BLOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ANSWER. PUT HIM DOWN.#YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM IF HE'S DYING AS HE SAYS IT NOW WILL YOU. PUT THE DEADPOOL DOWN.#BAD LOGAN#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#deadpool 3#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#deadpool vs wolverine#SPAY LOGAN#not wade going “I dont know 🤨 looks kinda mad maxy 👀 but that would be IP infringement right 🤔”#NO mention that he cares or acknowledges Logan's claws#like ok queers
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it's pretty funny how men complain about male loneliness as if loneliness is a sex-specific condition meanwhile you can't even be nice to a man because he'll make it weird
#can't tell you how many times i've been polite/friendly to a man and regretted it#most recently a middle aged guy on a bike said hi and i said hi back#and he proceeded to ask if i had a boyfriend. in the course of the conversation i had to lie and say i didn't have my phone
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i just had to steal this from twitter because this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life. the MOST divorced couple of all time.
#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire spoilers#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#loustat#in the span of like two hundred years they break up and get back together EIGHT TIMES#insanity. the worst couple ever. the best couple ever. peak toxicity. peak romance. im obsessed with them#who is doing it like them#it says endgame but i simply do not believe it#every ten years or so they have a no holds barred screaming match and have their fiftieth divorce proceedings#a year after that they reconcile so dramatically it shakes the very foundations of the universe#rinse and repeat for eternity#i hope neither of them ever gets therapy
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(You gently drop the flower in their open palm, and act like nothing out of the ordinary happened.)
(Loop does, too.)
#in stars and time#isat#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#<- technically ? kinda sorta ? a follow up to an optional dialogue ? im being cautious on this one i think#this was originally going to be a 2 parter with a punchline butttt#i wasnt liking how i was drawing the 2nd part so it is scrapped for now#but i do like how the first part came out so now it gets isolated :]#speaking of#one of my dearest friends (squid)#proceeded to#show loop the drawing#then get THE DAGGER CONVO#right after seeing this dialogue for the first time ASFADAS#they also then started doing the a4 versions of the friendquests#needless to say was prob not a good time for either involved that loop#but yeeea the 2nd part may happen later and will be sillier(?)! but not now#OH also those who sent asks... i will be getting to them soon i promise!!#i needed to gather my thoughts properly. and also not start revealing an entire hand immediately!#anyway thats the tag talk YIPPEE !!
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I want you whipped into shape!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#better drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#yu ziyuan#wang lingjiao#wen zhuliu#'When I say jump - say “how high'”? You know you're doing it right when you start to cry!“#Of course I can't resist the Legally blonde reference. This is the Elle Woods is canon in PD-MDZS blog#I love this scene so much. There are a lot of things to say about it and I would go over the limit if I indulged.#Suffice it to say the main takeaway *here* is that I think YZY is milfboss of the millennia.#I intended for this to be posted on international women's day but my ambition led me to keep trying to make it better.#And by better I mean I spent several days (re)drawing this one and that is **not** what poorly-drawn-mdzs is supposed to be about.#I will be making the next few comics worse to compensate <3 At the very least I will honour my time and tag it as 'better drawn'#('my time' spent hunched over my desk while I chant 'this concept is *not* above my skill level!' over and over again)#Funny story about PD!Wen Zhuliu; he was supposed to show up sooner but I kept accidently cutting the comics he would have been in.#So I like to think he just went on a long coffee run. 'Go get me an (insert coffee chain) pink drink' said Wen Chao.#'He never said from which location' said Wen Zhuliu as he proceeded to walk 100km to the farthest cafe he could find.
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The player opening undertale post no mercy route fr
#undertale#chara#chara dreemurr#undertale genocide#i kept making ut drawings and was like damn i wish someone would see them#and i remembered this fucking according existed#so hey... hi...#i can't believe chara actually says and i quote 'it was you who pushed the world to its breaking point but you can't accept that'#and then the fanbase still proceeded to blame them for years#what a way to prove a point#this could also be about everyone who says 'Chara...' anytime something remotely morally ambiguous happens in Deltarune#utdr#ut chara
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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You think I follow you around because I like you? I'm not worried at all about you. What is there to worry about for you? I'm the one who should be worried. But do you know why I come to see you? Jungkook mumbled on about things which were all incomprehensible. It's because I like your music. When I listen to your music, I get all teared up. Me, I get all teary. I feel like dying about a dozen times a day. But when I listen to your music, I want to live. YOONGI 12 MAY YEAR 22 HYYH; THE NOTES
#creations#gifs#kpop#hyyh#hyyh yoonkook#bangtan#bts#yoongi#jungkook#hyyh the notes#im continuing to be abnormal abt them in the books can u tell is it clear can u tell#if i dont include the fire saving scene and the hug scene i will die btw so thats why there is a repeat gif#also like how i said i didnt like the grain and then proceeded to do it again#i cant decide apparently#i could rustle one of these up for all the pairs but they dont make me quite as insane inside as these ones so we will see#this quote is still so#the fact he says this after running into a burning building to save him#'im not worried abt u' me when i lie when im a liar#'u think i follow u around bc i like u' Yes
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bbc ghosts fandom can we plsplspls pls talk about isabelle higham more pls. she was under the impression that the love of her life didn’t love her back and didn’t have the guts to tell her to her face, and then he died defending another woman’s honour in her own backyard. and then coerced into an unfulfilling courtship based on materialism and prestige rather than actual love while she was vulnerable. like that is so horrible and fucked up i have so much love for isabelle where are the isabelle fans where are they pls!!!!!!
#francis button when i fucking catch you francis button.#on the topic of the thomas thorne affair. there is something i must mention#when thomas says ‘nice enough to visit but i wouldn’t want to live here’#in response to his cousin saying it would be amazing to inherit#not only are they showing the irony of him proceeding to be trapped there for centuries#but showing that his love to isabelle was purely sincere and based off her and her alone#while francis’s motivations were strictly materialistic#oh my god i’m going to be sick.#bbc ghosts#thomas thorne#isabelle higham#francis button
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maybe unpopular opinion but probably one of the least useful pieces of advice I've ever got as an auDHD person to the question of "how tf does one make friends" was to go and join clubs/groups that do hobbies I enjoy. Not only does this not actually answer the question of how to make friends (yknow, how to approach people, how to start a conversation, how to appear friendly enough that they don't immediately reject you for existing, how to actually keep them as friends later on, etc), but also the chance of me choosing to force myself into the discomfort of "making smalltalk with random strangers" is absolutely nonexistent when the alternative of engaging with a hyperfixation is not only socially acceptable but even encouraged
#autistic#autism#actually autistic#adhd#actually adhd#neurodivergent#actually neurodivergent#one time a friend of mine took me to a knitting club#she kept telling me beforehand how nice everyone was and#i shouldn't be anxious cuz they are all nice ppl#when we got there the social anxiety got to me#so to calm myself i took out my project of the time#i then proceeded to hyperfocus on knitting for the rest of#the two hours that we spent there#ignoring everyone else and not talking whatsoever#and since they didn't approach me either i just sat there in silence#she obviously couldn't pass up the opportunity to make fun of me afterwards#needless to say i never went back there again#cuz i mean if i wanna knit i'm gonna to it in the safety of my home#i don't need the added stress of masking in front of others#i still don't know how to make friends
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even with all of beyond reanimator's flaws it still ended with herbert getting into his little reanimator outfit of white dress shirt and skinny black tie. man was in jail for thirteen years or whatever and the first thing he does upon potential freedom is get into the only outfit he's ever worn. most relatable thing i've ever seen. ten out of ten stars
#of course he also says that dan sold him out to get him put away. which. no?#no he didn't. i don't know he was lying to protect dan. yeah. that's better. he told dan to do that to protect him#also i love that the other dude apparently researched herbert to work with him and then proceeded to be shocked at what happened#buddy at that point that's not even herbert's fault you walked into that#anyway. middle-aged herbert my beloved#beyond reanimator#herbert west#jeffrey combs#reanimator#re animator#bride of reanimator
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wonderful tiny interactions.
The guy at the post office couldn’t care less about proof of residence he was openly shouting ‘mam do you have anything to prove you live at this address’, before whispering ‘i don’t actually care’
and as i was scrolling trying to find an energy bill he just looked over my phone went: OKAY GREAT and handed me my package with a quiet don’t tell my boss
#😭😭😭😭#great bc i dont actually know my pg&e password 😭😭😭😭#once i was outside waiting for a bus that didnt come with another girl i never met#bc the bus has one destination only she ended up calling an uber and let me hop a ride#i actually felt like she was p cool for that and we had a nice convo#didnt get her number just her venmo to pay half the fare 😭😭#yesterday my bus driver yelled at me for not having enough funds on my card then went sorry and just let me on#he then proceeded to cuss out everyone on the streets tho he was an interesting driver#i classify that as a positive interaction bc normally the strangers who yell at me dont apologize#guy was mad at something but trying to do better and thats more than most ppl can say
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here is a little comic i semi-obsessively drew this weekend, imagining moonshine finding hardwon's contingency letter <3
#naddpod#hardshine#when i say semi-obsessively i mean complete madman obsessively 😭 i got this idea and proceeded to work on nothing else for two days#i have never been one for making comics but this was so fun!!! more in the future mayhaps#naddpod fanart#moonshie cybin#hardwon surefoot#also i apologize if at any point my handwriting is illegible 😔 i tried my bestest
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my white cis able straight male friend just told me agatha is ugly
who wants to join me on his sacrifice
#the way i shouted WHAT?!?#then proceeded to show him my whole pinterest board#im surprised i haven't punched him yet#agatha all along#agatha harkness#he had the decency to say that#kathryn hahn#was pretty but they made#agatha#ugly on purpose#THE AUDACITY?!#i feel offended in all extraspiritual levels
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