#and i dont need a doctor to confirm bc

[tchaikovskym]

Me to every doctor: I'm fine, I've never been finer, there is nothing wrong with me

My lab results: iron deficiency anaemia!

[castielfucks]

I wish more people realized that when someone is seeking diagnosis, it's not because we are trying to collect diseases like infinity stones. it's not to be quirky or interesting.

diagnosis is the guide to resources and community. knowing how to help yourself, being able to understand yourself, connecting with others with similar experiences so you dont feel crazy or alone, finding the right places to look for relief and support, learning about accommodations that can make your life not only easier but liveable.

and for all these reasons, people are allowed to be excited for their diagnosis, theyre allowed to lean into it and advocate for themselves with language they didn't even know existed for the way they live. it is entirely normal to be happy and relieved after finding out that not only is there a name for your experience, but also people groups communities just like you ready to talk about it and support each other.

diagnosis opens up entire worlds for people, that's a good thing. and we need to stop shaming anyone who wants/seek it.

[usercelestial]

okay i get it but i also think its important to acknowledge that there is a difference between knowing from an audience standpoint that a character should be queer VS it firmly being acknowledged verbally within the narrative as a solid aspect of that character's identity irrefutably

[happywitch416]

Hoped I would feel better this morning, not sure how I could think that given I've had about 4 hours of sleep not in a row and spent the rest of the time crying.

Did you know you can cry so much your body feels like you've been beat with sacks of bricks? Hopefully I found that out so you don't have to.

I'd like a little break, universe, or a little luck.

[irondadfics]

Please help bc i can’t find this fic anymore

i fear it might be deleted bc I've tried so hard to find this

So it starts sometime after endgame or far from home, happy shows peter tony’s workshop to get anything he needs that was Spider-Man related, he finds a new suit and friday is in that new suit. Peter in anger wants to throw away everything but a bracelet snaps to his wrist. In his new suit he gets transported to a different dimension and falls through a building. Peter wakes up and thinks everyone is an illusion. After finding out its all real we discover that peter snapped in this universe. Suddenly Docter strange comes through a portal and says that peter doesnt belong in this universe. He leaves and comes back after a little bit and tells peter and the avengers that he can make it so that everyone will forget that peter snapped (and died) so that the other universe peter can fit in. Only downside is that everyone will forget that peter was dead and that the “new” peter is from another universe. They follow that plan but the avengers do remember bc peter messed up the spell. In the final few chapters peter gets stabbed and doctor cho and aunt may discover that peter is from another dimension. There is also a bit where the avengers discover that pain meds dont work on peter bc he is more mutated that their peter. They also discover that he never had pain meds in his universe. At the end they scan peters body to take a look at all the bone fractures and see that all bones have been broken in a number of ways. (There was a story peter told about getting his hand stuck in tonys suit after the power went out).

Thats about all i can remember. I would really appreciate it if you found it!

Hello, could this be your fic?

Somewhere You Can Be Safe by sarcasmismyweapon 

Peter's given access to Tony Stark's workshop to collect all the things that Tony might have worked on for his Spider-man suits. He discovers a new suit the man had worked on after the snap, overcome with emotion he breaks a few things. While cleaning up the mess he made, Peter finds a strange device that seems to react to his touch. The next thing he knows the floor is disappearing beneath him and he's falling into a void.  Tony Stark and the Avengers are shocked when Friday alerts them to re-connecting to Peter Parker's Spider-man suit, seeing as the suit's locked up. They're even more shocked when they go to catch the thief of the suit after Friday confirms it's Peter's suit. Nothing could have prepared them for un-masking the thief to see the face of the boy they lost during the final battle.

[tyu1forever]

Real things my friends have said: Percy Jackson Edition ✨✨✨

This list is ever-growing as my friends get dumber and I read more Percy Jackson. Please tell me if they don't match or if you have ideas.

Nico: I was so fucking depressed I fell asleep

Annabeth: I just wanna backhand you into medieval friday

Will: my doctor was examined by my health

Percy: stress is so stressful

Poopoo peepee

Leo: break it up, ladies

Leo: Can i get ur snap.

-Thalia: No sorry im gay.

-Leo: FUUUUKKKKK

gay ppl suk. My dick

murdoc 😍. STFU

Percy: Adhd meds are weird. Like you have to remember to take the pills that make you not forget things.

-Grover: That took moment to understand

Hurting stands up

If you dont listen to ABBA you're tasteless af. I don't like ABBA. KERIS U ABBA HATER

WTFS WRONG WITH YOU, SHE'S ONLY 4!!!!!!!

Percy: (To Nico) Shush gay one

Leo: (to Piper) Lady, calm your fucking nachos

I fell in the shower and i tried to grab water

Percy: The colour 3 tastes sandy

Annabeth: Gun pigs (guinea pigs). They shit like machine guns

Leo: ARE U TRANSLATORPHOBIC

Annabeth: Thats what i was implying imbicile

O nu ma pp

Leo: now let me listen to beyoince

Percy: Gaslight Gatekeep Girlcock

YOU FUKING BLUETOOTHED IT TO ME

Percy: I left my gf on read bc she hung up on me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (reaction to seeing friend's new haircut)

Jaosn: Can we not talk about bondage? This is a library

HOW TF IS THIS SHIT IS ALR DEAD. yall im a lesbian. One of us one of us one of us

Im just casually vibrating inside this man

Imma put my headphones back in, if you need me just dislocate my arm.

Leo: Jason and Piiiiiiiiiiper sitting in a tree, f u c k i n g

Leo: Why datig?

-Percy: Ah yes why datig

Leo: WOAH NICO X WILL CONFIRMED????

Piper: Luffy can stretch his dick.

-Frank: YEA- WAIT WHATTT????

Annabeth: I LEAVE AND YOU RECCOMEND OUR CHILD AND HIS HUSBAND SMUT?

Percy: That's my future wife you're taking about

That's not an ant that's a spider END ITS LIFE. Australia man (sobbing bc got bit by spider-ant)

Frank: sToP eAtInG mY gRaNdMoThEr

Piper: Shut up before I kill you.

- Grover: Damn she pulled out the shoe

Leo: WHAT THE FLIPPITY DOO DAA IS YOUR CUSTOM STATUS

do you want cummies?

Hazel: Look at the size of that thing!

damon is praying that the towel won't fall

Birth certificate reveal! NOW!

Percy: Can we use subtitles? (he meant subtopics)

Leo: Apparently avocados have a similar taste to dick

Nico: Schools back on tomorrow

- Percy: Kys

-Nico: Me too

Clarisse: bangs hand on wall OW FUCK

Piper: Vaping gives of such SDE (small dick energy)

Are the anger issues coming back?

Jason: Grandma wants a beer

-Leo: The realest shit I heaver heard

Coach Hedge: I need to bash someone's head in, specifically a toddler's

A wild ✮𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂✮ appeared.

*cackles bones irishly*

pov: ur singing to along to a song and accidentally say the n word

i thought that was mpreg

Original

[clippy]

hey you know how transmasc ppl are like "hey, when talking about birth control and abortion access, we NEED to advocate for gender neutral language, because insurance companies will use this to deny us care" well i'm currently going through this firsthand w my pharmacy benefits🤪

it's been incredibly frustrating... i've been going back and forth with them for over a week now, only to be met with "ur BC isnt covered!" even though my plan covers it in full *and* my plan has already covered 2 "courtesy" refills (they do cuz they want u to do 90-day supplies)

i finally just had to remind(?) them im a trans man and still can get pregnant, which i shouldnt *have* to do, they should cover it regardless since a doctor is prescribing it to me!

like you can see it's a BC pill, something only people who can get pregnant get prescribed, i shouldnt have to remind/confirm/whatever with you that i have a fucking uterus!

anyway i reached out to the people prescribing it to call it in since my insurance is refusing to call from their end "because it's not covered" even though if they called they would find out it's being prescribed for a reason

god i need to fucking schedule a hysto. i am so tired of dealing with this shit because i dont think i can ever go back to T shots, and even w T stopping my cycles, i could still get pregnant so it'll be better that way

[skywarpie]

u dont have 2 post this just a protip re: your prescription copay, i cannot recommend enough to call ur insurance company and get specifics bc i For My Actual Job answer the phones for one and there are a shit ton of times when pharmacies and doctors start charging copays bc they arent sure of the actual benefit levels for some reason, and there are times when plans make changes in a new quarter (which is typically jan, april, july, and oct but can change) and esp if your plan doesnt run on a calendar year but on a funky "plan year" like april-march or like sep-aug like some do esp for teachers n shit. it sucks ass bc calling insurance always sucks ass but they should know why it suddenly changed and if it can go back to how it was.

if ur insurance company doesnt have real answers (they should; at the least they should be able to say 'actually ur pharmacy coverage is under this other company heres the contact info' n u can then ask Those People) then call ur pharmacy directly and ask why there was a change, why u suddenly have patient responsibility, and if they offer a patient assistance / cost reduction program if its accurate that the copays there. if they say its ur insurance company but ur insurance company said otherwise, u can usually conference call everyone at once so that they're on the same page and u can be sure the pharmacy is actually getting info bc if u just say "can u call & confirm" 90% of the time they dont

anyway this sounds like a lot, apologies, and i dnt wanna make assumptions abt things or anything like that so u can absolutely ignore without issue or take the advice n not say anything idrc and dont need 2 know, but since i work in insurance i know its absolutely horse shit esp if ur in the US and everyone deserves to have the best shot at their medication possible :/ n its hella fuckin complicated n doesnt make sense to like anyone so i wanted to at least try 2 help ! i hope u can get what u need soon :((

Apparently the price has went up on the medicines so now I'm stuck paying for them. I can't afford any other health insurance so I'm stuck, idk maybe before it automatically renews I can look into other parts in the new plan but I can't afford that either

[boldlyvoid]

Hi Em, i know it’s probably none of your business but i feel like i need to talk about it with someone and i honestly have nobody else to talk to :( i sent you an ask about thinking maybe im autistic like two years ago (late 2020 ish) and i cant find it again but basically ever since your answer i cant stop thinking about it and i honestly havent been to a psychologist bc im scared maybe she’s going to confirm it to me. I have been reading about symptoms and watching people talk about autism and i relate with so many things they say so idk, it gives me so much anxiety and im honestly so scared.

Also i hope this doesn’t trigger you but i talked to my mom about it and she was like ‘lol you’re definitely not autistic, you graduated from college and you’re clever and not incapable of doing things on your own’ and that made me really sad so now idk how to cope with it :( im so upset

the best advice I can give you is that you live in your brain 24/7 you know yourself well. you wouldn't look at your broken arm and think oh it doesn't look like most broken arms so it mustn't be broken. you'd feel the pain and experience it your own way and know that yes, this is broken. you know when something is up. you know when you have nerve pain or when your feelings are hurt. so if you look at yourself and you look at what it takes to be diagnosed with autism and you think, "hey that sounds like me" then that's totally you. you don't need a doctor's permission to say you have a broken arm, you fuckin know when the bone is popped out. so why can't you say you're autistic if you feel so as well?

as for your moms response that's very rooted in ableism but also autism is a hereditary thing, so your parents most likely have some kind of neuro-divergency that makes them see you as quote-unquote normal but that's only because it's their normal too. like my mom thinks its normal to get in her car and drive and not remember how she got to work because she was thinking about too much other stuff... as if that's not an adhd thing? it's totally normal to her... and my dad being able to hear every sound in the house and freak out over the smallest inconvenience is normal and "just man things" and not him becoming overstimulated from his autism....

your parents dont know you as well as you know yourself, if Autism feels like the right diagnosis for you and if you can ease your everyday life with accommodations specifically made to help neurodivergent people, then there's nothing wrong with that. live your life the way that will help you feel the best and fuck anyone who doesn't like it.

if i'm not following you and you want to message me privately, let me know and I'll do that, I'm always here to talk one on one if you need someone

[emo--chanel]

it's finally happened.... doctor who no longer sparks joy for me ☹️

i love the cast, costumes, diversity, queer rep, music, camp, themes & messages, the meta! the elements are great, but as a whole i don't enjoy it. i hate that i don't enjoy it!

with the increased budget i knew the show would be different, which i didn't (and still don't) have a problem with, and approached the prospect with an open mind. after six disney episodes i can now confirm that, while everything looks fantastic, it feels too grand, too polished & superficial, too impersonal at times. it doesn't have that shabby intimate small-scale-epic vibe i fell in love with back in 2006. also, i've noticed that a lot of dialogue culminates in shouting & squealing when it doesn't need to. the quiet poignant moments WORK but those moments are surrounded by so much noise it feels disjointed, the tone feels off.

i'm not one of those "this isn't doctor who! it's not MY doctor who! it's not MY doctor! i'm scared of change & will make it everyone else's problem waaah" people but i can't keep pretending that my time with the doctor hasn't run its course and that i haven't just been going through the motions of an almost two decade habit that i derive no pleasure from anymore. in hindsight i think flux was the last hurrah.

just to be extra clear: these feelings have more to do with me than the show. i don't hate the new series or anyone involved.

my immediate thought during the end credits of space babies was "i don't want to watch the next episode" 😐. the only reason i did was because i felt like i should to give it a chance, still holding on to hope of the return of that spark that i've been trying to convince myself still exists for years now. granted, i did enjoy the devil's chord more than space babies (take me away maestro! 😩) so i am glad i watched it in the end bc there are some delicious nuggets of fun in there. however, this is now officially the first time i was actively aware that i forced myself to watch doctor who out of obligation rather than desire. that ain't right!

fuck. i hate this. but i have to accept that my heart's just not in it anymore and move on. the fact this is happening at a time when the show is probably at its most openly unabashedly progressive kills me.

from what i've seen so far, many whovians are loving it, which is great. and to the newbies i say welcome! i hope you have a wonderful time.

i won't ever stop being a whovian or engaging in fandom of course, and i'm still interested to know where this current arc is going but i dont have the mental or emotional capacity to watch it. i'll live vicariously through this community's beautiful gifsets, analysis, memes & fanfic ❤️

[pilotheather]

ok liveblog ok im watching on my work laptop bc persy is BUGGERED so no screenshots but broooo

im going to VOMIT OH M Y GODDDDDD

FUCK OFFF WHONIVERSE STOP IT. I DONT EVEN WANT THE WHONIVERSE BUT

THIS IS VOMIT INDUCING WHY IS HE GREENSCREENED INTO SPACE YOURE SICK GET THAT WHITE BOY BACK IN THE BOX

THIS IS SO DRAMATIC AND FOR WHATTTHI DONNA HI BABYGIRL HIII KISS KISS I

why am i actually welling up this is so cringe shut up IM

MURRAY GOULD YOU FUCKING RUBBED YOUR PUSSY STINK INTO THIS OPENIONG AND FOR WHAT ITS SOOO GOOD KILL MYSELF KILL MYSELF KILL MYSELF NO

my wonderful little etsy girl hi rose youre so adorbies i

HEY BRO WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HELP

DONNA IM GOING TO FUCKING VOMIT

GRANDADDDDD NOOO STOP IM GOING BERNARD CRIBBINS 😢IM HAVING A MENTY

HELP HELP SHE JUST FUCKING KICKED HIS ASSSSSS HELP IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND SKINNY MAN . GET HIMDDONNA GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM

DONNAAAAA 😭she gave it all away?

why does that woman look so familiar im sure ive seen so many

donna is so real unemployed girl realness good for her

and she said trans rights

OK AGAIN WHO IS THIS WOMAN WHY IS SHE SO FAMILIAR. SHIRLEY. LIKE WHY IS SHE SO FAMILIAR

i feel like some of the side characters acting is wooden i can never tell if its just me or what like is it just me i feel like its david being the doctor and then random ppl like this woman whos just reading her lines out BUT sometimes i get this and i feel like its just me being autistic do yoi know what i mean like im just missing some flow bc hald the time other ppl dont pick up on it AM I . IS THAT STUPID

WHY IS THE BUDGET SO FUCKING FAT

BRO UM...

GIRL . I NEED YOU TO GET OUT OF THERE

SHIRLS. MA'AM.

rose dearest poppet- AWWWW HER LITTLE SHED IS SO DARLINGGGGGGGG

IM SORRY I HATE BEEP THE MEEPS DESIGN

I SAID IT I STAND BY IT

IM VOMITING

donna is such a good mam too i think im going to wee myself 😭. she said this CYCLEEE WILL BE BROKENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

SYLVIA NOBLE FOR ALL YOUR FLAWS THE FUCKING "YOUUUUUUUU" SHE PUT HER WHOLE FUCKING CUNT INTO THAT

GET OFF ME YOU SPACE RAT

DONNA YOURE MAKING ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF...

STUART IS SO REAL

CAN WE KEEP STUART AROUND

WE COULD SELL MAD PADDINGTON FOR A MILLION QUID

VOMIT

EVERYTHING SHE SAID IS SO FUNNY

"i loved that man" WHY IS HE SO FUCKI-

HE'S NOT DEAD

IM SORRY SHES MAKING ME FUCKING LOSE IT I CANT FUCKING COPE HER

"Right i know her"

OK SHUT UP ITS CUTE I'LL KILL MYSELF IN FROTN OF EVERYONE

DOCTOR GENDER CONFIRMED PRONOUNS 😭?

"this lot are on my side"

NOT THE HOUSE BRO

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTTTTINGGG

BEEP THE MEEP

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UCKING SHIELD THING SIR HOW DID YOU DO THAT

COME ON THE MEEP

HER FUCKING HOUSE DOCTOR HEY DOCTOR

THANK YOU BOB THE BUILDER.

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER FUCKING HOUSE

WE ARE BREAKING IN

SIR

what the fuck are they feeding murray gould like sir this shit is bonkers yo

WHATARE THEY PUTTING IN THE FUCKING

seeing him drive feels fucking insane sir ?

YEAH AND NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING DICKHEAD

CORNIEST MAN EVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE

MEEEP

MEEP THE BEEEP YOU ARE ON FUCKING TRIAL

THEIR FUCKING VOICE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF WHYS THAT MAKING ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE

well now but meep is but a gender neutral girl . decapitating someone is just-

MIRIAM MARGOYLES WOMAN

FUKCING HELL SERGEANT NOOOOOOO MY FUCKING BUG BOYS GET THAT FUCKING SHIT UP

DONNA FUCK THAT FUCKING RAT UP

HER INTUIITTTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE WOMAN KNOWS SHE KNEWWWWW

HELP

HE FELL LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES

HELP HELP HELP THE WAY THEYRE ALL JUST LOOKING AT HIM FUCK ME

IM JUST PASSING BY ALRIGHT

YOU ACT LIKE YOU KNOW HIM

right ok no no stop im going to fucking sobbing donna babygirl im going to fucking sob my HEART OUTTTTTT WHY- WHY DO THEY KEEP MENTIONING TH.....

ok im going to fucking lose it- the sort of thing you would do um

um um

hail to the meep or whatever lol

SHIRLEY you kind of ate that ....

FUCKING HELL IM GOING TO LOSE IT AT HER SOUPED UP WHEELCHAIR HEY DONNA

DONNA SAID FUCK THIS- THE DOCTOR FUCK THISSSS SHE KNOWSSSS STUART BESTIE BOYYY

TH

WHAT IS

WHAT IS THIS

OH MY FGOD HIS SKANKY LITTLE WAISTCOATTT AWWWW WOARW

i love it its been deadlocke di love it when shes deadlocked like fuck no my overpowered plot advancerer hasb-

THE WAY SHES LOOKING AT HIMM BROOO OK YESSSS YESS EYSS GIRLL LETS DO THISSS YESSSSSSS

ACTIVATE THE DAGGER DRIVE

BRO THE TECHNO BABBLE REALNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THEYRE MELTING LONDON. SHAME. AH WELL. THERE'S OTHER CITIES. i think

i think

i think

oh my god is he going to wake her up

oh my god babygirl reunited no stop fuck me fuck off she

SHE

DONT SAY OKAY HEY GIRLY POPS

FUCK ME FUCKING HELLL

THATS RIGHT- CLSSSIC FUCKING DAVID TENANNT SCREAM BITCH CAN YOU QUIT HAVING A MENTY FUCKING B-

WHY DID SHE JUST REGENERATE

HI

TH

THAT FRINGE FUCKING FLICK- I GAVE AWAY MY MONEY SHES GOING TO MAKE ME LOSE MY MINDDDDDDDDD TECHNOBABBLEEE THIS BITCHHH

OK YESSS YES YESS SAY FUCKING WHATEVER #GIRL JUST SAY BULLSHIT WE CAN SAVE IT

GET UNMEEPED- HOW DID THE FUCKING GROUND JUST SEAL UP WHYS THAT MAKING ME CRACK UP

DONNA

IS SHE LIKE

HEY DONNA GET BACK UP GIRL

ok it does make me tear up though seeing them together like that- WHAT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHAT-R

ROSE?

NOT TO STEREOTYPE BUT LITERALLY EVERY TRANSGIRL I CAN- BNONBINARY IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

sorry im like

I feel a genuine sense of dread because this is going to be mocked to high heaven all over the press but at least they fucking made a stand i guess its kinda difficult

but like im going to kind of fucking lose my mind i dont know i wasnt expecting that help its so unintentionally funny but also ..... ok its like camp as fuck. thats the thing. im actually usually completely not a fan of like- really, really upfront conversations of stuff like that in tv shows if that makes sense? but its like... at least with the current vibe in the uk im like fucking sure. yep. just say it with your chest if youre gonna do it why not. sure.

ITS A SHAME YOURE NOT A WOMAN ANY MORE

THEY SAID WE'RE WOMEN SO WE DGAF HELP FUNNY AS FUCKING HELL

THE HELL DO YOU MEAN CYBER DOG?

WE JUST FUCKING WALKING PAST CYBERDOG?

;LET HER SEE INSIDE

WHAT - IT LOOKS SO RETRYO INSIDE -

BUT NOT HIM DID HE JUST CALL HE-

OHHH FUCKING HELL

OK HERES MY HOT TAKE IM NOT ALWAYS THE BIGGEST FAN OF THE CHROME INTERIOR- OK NEVERMIND ITS GOT FUCKING DISCO LIGHTS HE GOT HIS FUCKING LED STRIPS OF AMAZON

with cold milk sorry am i being stupid or-

did she just DONNA

IM KIND OF LOSING MY MIND

AND IS DOCTOR WHO CONFIDENTIAL BACK???? YESSS YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS WINNER WINNERRRRRRR

[frostbite-the-bat]

I love drawing and hyperfocusing on it for so long that i dont realize just how tired i am and in how much my pain my hands and arms are and its so bad i gotta lay down but still noo despite all this mom tells me im HEALTHY AND FINE even if she knows about at least my hand pain but its like nothing of importance to her its not like im hiding anything i told her many times but in this family getting my parents to get me to see a doctor is actually impossible

Im pissed abt this rn bc im i wanna do stuff but im laying in bed bc of MY HANDS and bc ive been signing shit for future jobs at employment departments and shit since hashtag unemployed living and i had to chexk twice that im healthy and have no complications when i clearly do and i should get myself checked. Please at least for my mental health my mom knows i have some diagnosis but noo thats not important you hide it well so you must be healthy

I hope i can figure this out because i cannot do any fucking work normally like this i was suffering so much at my school during practice and i complained abt that enough (Tho my school was high key abusive)

I just wish people listened to me man. I wish i wasnt stuck in here and i knew how to talk to people and doctors and that if i wanted to do thst i didnt need to lie and sneak out. Please like i keep saying im in pain im tired i cant do this also i have constant stomach issues now as well but it's all ignored im always ignored here and i hate it. I just want help. If i wanna get out of here ill need a job but if the paperd say im fine i cant find anything that wont fucking destroy me. maam im not lazy to do 8 hrs i dont think i can do them id physically crumble at 6 hours of practice even before all this got worse after i had covid again.

Like ive accepted theres something wrong with me finally but now i cant even get help how fun is this. I just want confirmation i want to be heard

[tyu1forever]

Real things said at my school: An ever growing list

I was so fuking depressed i fell asleep

I just wanna backhand you into medieval friday

my doctor was examined by my health

stress is so stressful

Poopoo peepee

break it up, ladies

Can i get ur snap. No sorry im gay. FUUUUKKKKK

gay ppl suk. My dick

murdoc 😍. STFU

Adhd meds are weird. Like you have to remember to take the pills that make you not forget things. That took moment to understand

Hurting stands up

If you dont listen to ABBA you're tasteless af. I don't like ABBA. KERIS U ABBA HATER

WTFS WRONG WITH YOU, SHE'S ONLY 4!!!!!!!

Shush gay one

Lady, calm your fuking nachos

I fell in the shower and i tried to grab water

The colour 3 tastes sandy

Gun pigs. They shit like machine guns

ARE U TRANSLATORPHOBIC

Thats what i was implying imbicile

O nu ma pp

now let me listen to beyoince

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlcock

YOU FUKING BLUETOOTHED IT TO ME

i left my gf on read bc she hung up on me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (reaction to seeing friends new haircut)

Can we not talk about bondage? This is a library

HOW TF IS THIS SHIT IS ALR DEAD. yall im a lesbian. One of us one of us one of us

Im just casually vibrating inside this man

Ima put my headphones back in, if you need me just dislocate my arm.

kai and cooooooper sitting in a tree, f u c k i n g

Why datig? Ah yes why datig

WOAH (friend name) X (other friend name) CONFIRMED????

Luffy can stretch his dick. YEA- WAIT WHATTT????

I LEAVE AND YOU RECCOMEND OUR CHILD AND HIS HUSBAND SMUT?

That's my future wife you're taking about

That's not an ant that's a spider END ITS LIFE Australia man (sobbing bc got bit by spider-ant)

sToP eAtInG mY gRaNdMoThEr

Shut up before I kill you with my shoe Damn she pulled out the shoe

WHAT THE FLIPPITY DOO DAA IS YOUR CUSTOM STATUS

do you want cummies?

Look at the size of that thing!

damon is praying that the towel won't fall

Birth certificate reveal! NOW!

Can we use subtitles? (She meant subtopics)

Apparently avocados have a similar taste to dick

Schools back on tomorrow Kys Me too

bangs hand on wall OW FUCK

Vaping gives of such SDE (small dick energy)

Are the anger issues coming back?

Grandma wants a beer The realest shit I heaver heard

I need to bask someone's head in specifically a toddler's

the end of this one dw there is more

part 2

[juviin]

FUCK YEAH just got back access to my act account. obviously standardized test scores are absolute bullshit bc i got a pretty high score on the first and only time i took the act (31) and then proceeded to literally fail out of college but you know what. im still pretty damn proud of my 36 on reading 34 on english

[moon-o-magic]

A slapstick cartoon character living in a CN City/Roger Rabbit-esque world trying to get diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome or a similiar hypermobility disorder/syndrome but the (non-slapstick) doctor thinks their hypermobility is due to their slapstick nature

[patethenovice]

My mom's being shitty @me right now so Queer Eye 💙tears in my eyes💙 I need you thank god for Tan France