#and i dont mean in bed
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im sorry but if my boyfriend or husband called me a bitch i’d instantly leave him & break up / divorce .. HELLO WAKE UP???
#𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆.#i just saw this tiktok and ppl ?? are okay with being called bitch by their boyfriend/husband??#and i dont mean in bed#(id leave my lover too even if he only said it during sex)#i just cant wrap my mind around it#but ig thats just me#idk how long weve dated or r married for im leaving if i hear him call me a bitch#bcs that’s disrespectful. just plain disrespectttttrrtrt#nu uh#know ur worth ladies#thas all i gotta say#u let him call u bitch once and he aint ever gon stop
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Yknow that pic where that drunk lady kissed lipstick marks all over her cat? All I can imagine is doing this to the clones each time I get home
POINTS AT MY PET AU
[the pic in question!]
#null rot#cloaked cult member#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#null kny pet au#demon slayer#yandere kimetsu no yaiba#yandere demon slayer#yandere kny#yandere hantengu#Hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#can you tell whos the more annoying of the guys#CATS. AN AU WHERE THEYRE CATS UNDER YOUR CARE AND THEY CARE ABT YOU A BIT TOO MUCH.#ALSO YES THEIR HAIR IS MESSY AS HELL CAUSE YOU HAVE TO GO ALL IN. THATS WHY THE KISS MARKS ARE SMUDGED TOO#theyre less violent in this au since theyre usually at home w you.. theyre just like. super clingy and spoiled#them as annoying ass cats.... the type to call (meow) out for you REALLY LOUDLY if you go behind a door cause youre their owner#what the hell are you doing leaving them alone?????#or the type to like lap over your lap obnoxiously if youre clearly busy. and purposely brush their tail over your face so you focus on them#i can see them being so spoiled and entitled to your attention but antagonize any guests that come by. they want to scratch at them SO BAD#but so they wont get in trouble w you. they listen for now#bro if they get smooches like this whenever you come home theyre THRIVING. what do you MEAN you need to go to bed. HURRY UP.#they just kinda hang around the house or leave for a stroll (to find you) then come back cause they cant miss their daily smoochies#if they miss out? punching the ground. annoying you. waking you up. telling you that you that he's late. dont leave him out or he'll DIE#(he wont)#annoying ass entitled cat boys...... spits
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Bedtime 😴
Regardless of any dissenting opinions from the local gremlin
#muscle memory means doodles still quickly turn into these 3 :T#so uuuuhhhhh.#vinland saga#again#still#thorfinn wouldnt go to bed and got grounded :U#askeladd really had to put his foot down :U#...3rd shitty pun :U#thorfinn#bjorn#askeladd#askebjorn#love bein delusional about them#yeah theyre in love and married and have a kid together#no dont ask where the kid came from or why hes got a knife#no i dont wanna talk about canon#was fr just gonna be askeladd and bjorn#but then i imagined nugget comin in to ruin the moment#and just getting immediately nuetralized#like nah its yer bedtime too actually#this parenting shit is easy
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good mornings throughout the travel
[ID: Two comics of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. The second is underneath the read more.
The first is in four panels and follows Vash and Wolfwood through hotel rooms. First, Vash and Wolfwood exit adjacent rooms, and Wolfwood has sparkles floating around him as he exclaims, “Rise and shine! Ready to go?” Vash frowns, displeased, and says, Urk— Good morning to you too.”
Next, they’re in a room with two beds. Wolfwood is awake and fully dressed. He’s sitting on the bed and smoking, back turned away from the viewer and he says, “Wake up already, sleepyhead.” Vash sits up with his eyes still closed and yawns before saying good morning. After that, they’re sharing a bed, and Wolfwood gets up and says, “Morning, sunshine. Time to get up.” His body shadows Vash from the sunlight. Vash is still lying down with a blanket draped over him as he mumbles good morning.
Finally, they’re embracing in bed, both shirtless. Sunlight shines on them, but their contact allows their shadows to drape over their faces. Vash smiles, kisses the top of Wolfwood’s head, and says, “Good morning, Wolfwood.” Wolfwood sleepily says, “Mph, g’morning, needle-noggin’,” snuggling into on Vash’s shoulder. End ID] ID CREDIT
TRIMAX Vol. 10 Spoilers under read more // bonus comic
[ID: The bonus comic starts with Vash asleep in bed, fully clothed with his hair half-black. Someone says “Good morning,” and Vash says, “Morning, Wolf—w...” He trails off as Livio, holding a plate of food, stares with abject shock.
Livio says, “I’m sorry.” Vash, smiling but sweating, says, “No, it’s my bad...” Livio repeats, “I’m sorry.” Vash says, “Geez, stop apologizing,” and cuts off Livio’s “I—” with a “Good morning, Livio.” Livio quietly mumbles, “... Good morning...”
Vash sits up from the couch he was sleeping on and looks down, thinking, “... That’s right. I won’t wake up to you anymore... I have to get used to that...” End ID]
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#i just think. when theyre traveling for a long time together#sleeping in the same inns sleeping in the same rooms potentially as they get closer#realizing they dont need to pay the fee for 2 bedrooms if theyre comfortable fighting back to back#realizing they dont need to pay the fee for 2 beds after one night of being forced to sleep in same one since all the 2 beds rooms ran out#and being comfortable with it - and then after their feelings are shared#realizing theyd rather sleep and rest peacefully next to one another#and wake up slowly and enjoy the mundane while they can#i drew ww waking up first bc i dont imagine he sleeps much tbh. i think vash is a light sleeper too and more often than not#and vash goes to bed just bc he knows if he tries to leave ww would follow him#i also think vash never had someone stand guard for him before even if that isnt what he wants out of ww to do. but knowing that ww is#there means that he can actually sleep peacefully without worry that someones going to drop on him immediately. i think he'd get used tothat#and ww -- as he opens his heart more to vash -- gets comfortable staying in bed a little longer#sleeps a little better -- especially when they start to share a bed bc there's a warmth there that he can't help but cave into#bc he hasn't had that in a long time.#ruporas art
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katsuki might be a little rough, brash to those who don’t know him, he might bluff with fake threats but even then it’s all talk and much milder when directed at you than at his friends. because katsuki is kind, he’s reasonable, he’s gentle, he’s a lover through and through. he doesn’t even ever really get mad at you, and when you’re mad at him, he doesn’t let that be either. the only time he’s mean is when he’s being nice to you; when he’s being so gentle and willing and willing and willing to be kind to you even amongst your frustration that it feels smothering, almost as if you’re undeserving of his rationality and patience. he doesn’t think so, and he won’t change his mind on it, either. he loves you and you’re precious to him so you’re going to have to get used to it and get over it because he won’t stop
#that audio that's like 'i cant marry you you're too nice to me!' 'what does that even mean?????' is so him. cries#also i dont even think hes like. mean in bed#again rough sure thats always good 🙂↕️🙂↕️ and overhwhelming and overstimulating#and teasing yes yes#but mean? like i dont.... think hes capable of it. like he would never be mean to u he loves u that doesn compute#and if u ask him to be mean hes just gonna overwhelm u with kindness. it's such a specific and special kind of torture#like ur giving him the silent treatment and hes making pancakes for ur and shoving them in front of u#because 'idc if ur mad u have to eat and take care of yourself.'#like. im gonna kick something#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#mha x reader#bnha x reader
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“She wasn’t forcing him in any way” YOU chose to show Robby so drunk he couldn’t talk and could barely stand. YOU chose to show Robby come out of that room and say he couldn’t remember what happened. YOU chose to show him stand there like a zombie unresponsive while she kissed him and then stumble away like he didn’t know what planet he was on. YOU chose to depict a situation where one party so obviously could not consent, and the other was acutely aware of that fact. Stop playing fucking dumb and admit you’re a pathetic rape apologist and move the fuck on.
#its not like hes saying anything i didnt already know this show believed about it but holy fuck man#he couldve said ‘it wasnt our intention but in hindsight looking back it was executed badly and done in poor taste and we apologize’#i dont even need him to fucking MEAN it. but lit out an acknowledgment of what you fucking did so that your millions upon#millions of dudebro loser fans dont start thinking its okay to DO this shit#hayden if youre reading this i hope a million fucking fire ants invade your bed for eternity#what a fucking loser honestly#ck spoilers#cobra kai spoilers#robby keene
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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Navajo Miku!
I'm mixed so we gotta represent both sides:)
I love saying "miku, miku, ooohweeeoooh" idek what that song is called but it's on loop in my mind
This is peak Americana
[My art]
#some people say navajo (mostly older folks) and thats what the legal name is but Diné is what others say bc it means people#i tend to just use both#yeah dont let my paper white skin fool you#so the party in the usa bit is funny bc a few months ago i was preparing fruit for a party and my sister was blasting music#and we were singing along and this song came on and she was like come on both of us together make a full white person#idk it was so funny at the time#eating a hamburger in a car is such a unique experience especially on a bed of a truck#hastune miku#miku#navajo#diné#miku worldwide#indigenous miku#cpys art#miku in your culture
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This is how chlodine sits at the function KNOWING everyone is staring at them slackjawed and scared of bodily harm (sam and nathan)
#chlodine#uncharted#chloe frazer#nadine ross#uncharted the lost legacy#uncharted 4#they still mean everything to me#wake up chlodine fandom new art dropped#i forgot chloe's necklace but we're not going to look at that actually#my art#myst's art#fanart#digital art#wlw#sapphic#lgbtqia#lgbtq#bisexual#lesbian#YES I ALSO FORGOT NADINE'S SCAR DONT LOOK AT ME#as of posting this im in bed i cant change it anymore sorry nadine ur scarless <33
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au where moon fills in while sun is "on vacation" and nothing bad happens
#my art#daycare attendant#dca fandom#moondrop#not tagging anyone else bc its not abt them#however..... nessa is also here :)#i sorta debated on if i should post this or not but i put too much effort into that image id to not post it now#more likely than not you wont really hear about this au again HDJSJGJSJFA since idk how to write and i draw very slowly#but ummm just imagine it in your head ^_^ or dont ._.#most of these r just silly doodles anyway#also SURPRISE!!! my last art post was actually just a PART OF THIS SKETCH PAGE ALL ALONGGG#btw ty everyone for leaving such nice comments on that post :] i rlly do appreciate them a lot....#i hope this post is just as good even if there's not as much leniency in it's meaning#and i hope this au actually does sound somewhat cool??? and that its not too unoriginal??????#there's not really much of a story being told here but HFJSJGJ... you get the themes. im sure you do#im gonna go to bed now LMAO
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doodles of a kh/isat au!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
#I NEED TO GO TO BED BUT !!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THIS AU!!!! MAN. AUGH. SOMEONE HELP ME SOMEONE PUT ME DOWN !!!!!!!!!#okay so. okay#the main party cast could change. im still not sure about aqua and ventus being odile and bonnie respectively. especially ven#because like. idk. i dont think he works??? fully????#i mean it kind of does but also it deeply doesnt#yknow??? thoughts please#kingdom hearts#in stars and time#my art
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my ACEN tip gimmick has been fulfilled, aaand i got a little carried away with it. I haven't had time to draw for myself (or at all, really??) in like two weeks, i needed to Doodle and Have Fun. ... also, i did not think he would get so many donuts. people understand the value of giving treats to fictional characters :) its what he deserves
also shoutout to snazzyskeletons who had the same Tip Theme i did. we took pictures with our tip jars together. they are adorable v
i'm glad their vash got some donut money too :) 🍩 please check them out if you want some cute trigun stuff
#trigun#trigun 98#art#doodles#trigun fanart#fanart#acen 2024#vash#vash the stampede#meryl stryfe#i get paid and vash gets um. tummy hurty i guess. look donuts are like strawberries you gotta eat that shit IMMEDIATELY ok#i love you people who gave vash donut money. i love you people who gave me little trinkets. i especially love you#vash cosplayer with a giant prop gun full of teenie tiny clay donuts. thank you for the donut i put it by my mini vash funko pop#i met so many nice trigun fans. all of you are so NICE ; - ; LOVELY fandom over here. and so many good cosplays#i saw wolfwood. i dont mean i saw a wolfwood cosplayer i mean i Saw Wolfwood It Was Him In Real Life I Swear#i dont think vash ever actually wears his glasses up on his head like that but i think it looks nice so i will keep doing it#he has cool glasses. they should be seen. cool glasses and eyelashes. mwah#i have a somewhat cool wolfwood illustration idea in my head but i just haven't had time to work on it at all#and i want to draw the insurance girls !!!!!! AAAA. MILLY. MILLY I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!! MILLYYYY#GOD i have so much art to work on. they need to invent a days with more hours in it#yeah i'm making steady and good progress through my to do-list but I Need To Get Through It Faster#anyway its 6am i need to schedule this and go to bed already#one more thank you to everyone who stopped by and said hello!!! ACEN was such a blast i hope i get in the AA again next year
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OK HEAR ME OUT HERE
I couldn't get the idea of Hylia talking to Link right after he defeats Ganon.. Like RIGHT after, he hasn't even seen Zelda yet and he gets sucked into wherever Hylia lives
And then the Ithaca saga dropped with the PERFECT song for it.
I'd like to think that Hylia has regrets about what she can and can't control and she's just watching her beloved heroes fight and die for hundreds of years to the same enemy. That's gotta build up over time and what if BOTW was the breaking point?
#Im not very good at comics but im slowly learning them !!#Also I have a job interview tomorrow and 100% used this to procrastinate going to bed#its like a fancy company i have to wear business professional#i dont even know what that means T-T#legend of zelda#linked universe#lu#art#digital art#link#hylia#comic#ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic the musical ithaca saga#musical#lu wild#wild#linked universe wild#zelda#aroweegoldart
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If macden were to actually happen I'd want it to happen in a way that it's not actually happening. Like, the joke was that Mac was gay and didn't know it. That Mac and Dennis were/are in a committed open relationship without knowing it. That Dennis is very obviously ignoring some blaring signs, but doesnt know it. That's been the joke with their identites and relationship through the whole show.
Mac is gay, someone points it out, he gets weird about it, then represses the shit outta it and pretends like thats not what it is. They're in a relationship, someone points it out, they get weird for a bit, but they repress repress repress so they can still do what they're doing without having to actually deal with it. That's the joke right?
So if macden were to go cannon it'd have to be "subtle", like, to them. It would be very very obvious to literally everyone else. Thats the joke. A scheme - that was purely their own ideas, no one pushed them into it - got them sleeping in the same bed. Out of his own want, Dennis vibrated Macs ass with remote anal beads. For months. If it happens, a scheme is gonna get them to kiss and a scheme is gonna get them to fuck. And it looks like it'll be their own damn fault too.
#like these last schemes have all been dennis amd macs ideas right#in the past it was frank that pushed dennis into sex work#and dee that got dennis and charlie to kiss#i guess honey and vinnegar was their own idea but Frank provided the means and opportunity#but dennis and mac decided to just sleep in the same bed just cuz! they werent even selling their inflatables yet!!#and the beads. i mean#honestly not sure if i want macden to go cannon any more than it already is ya know tho#like id want it to be sloowwwwww and never 'official' bc I dont think thats what the characters are like#a scheme would break the levey and theyd 'hook up' or be fwb without realizing thats whats happening and also theyre in love too so.#macden#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#macdennis#specialtysacrifice og#idk if i should put this in the iasip tag lmao
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Just another day wishing I didn't live with my parents but having to because I can barely take care of myself
#haha i had a meltdown#over smthn silly to them#which did result in me crying a lot#embarrassing when its something silly but more embarrassing when its about something serious to me#anyway#long story short masking is not going well for me and i was inevitably gonna blow up#i cant even really cry it out in my room cause i dont have a lock on my door#so#haha#sorry for random vent#ig its not reallt a vent when its this vague#i feel silly esp cause my coworker was like ' you should just be grateful you hava roof over your head and food and a bed'#and i do get it#but bestie this is not living#i think living would at least mean having a somewhat decent time#but im just kinda surviving#its basically just like hs except now that im an adult theyre 'allowing' me to live here and i owe them for it#idk thats too much to get into when i said it wasnt a vent post
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Nahar; Steed of Orome
White in the sun, and shining silver at night 1 - the sleeping earth trembled at the beat of his golden hooves 2 - the fire that was stricken from the hooves of Nahar was the first light that returned to Valinor 3
J.R.R. Tolkien; The Silmarillion, "Valaquenta: Of the Valar"
J.R.R. Tolkien; The Silmarillion, "of the Beginning of Days”
J.J.R. Tolkien; The Silmarillion, "Quenta Silmarillion: Of the Darkening of Valinor"
#hes probalbmy sleeping on the bed with orome and all the hunting hounds#i mean you rarely hear about orome without nahar being mentioned#nahar#tolkien#silmarillion#jrr tolkien#i love orome so much more than his horse sry nahar but i also struggle with his design and i want to get better at drawing animals#sooo....#also dont misunderstand this nahar is abselutly lovely and underrated and you should all give him sugar#silm art#my art#digital art#fire hooves#:)#yes i wrote two of these quotes down because i loved them and the other i rebound because my brain says three#and i think it sounds good beside each other#maybe after i draw huanandsauron and auleandyavanna i should draw oromeandvana#i had to much fun playing with glow effekt here#unicorn#unicorn art
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