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#oi oi don’t steal my tags i see u 🫵#svsss#mdzs#moshang#hualian#bingqiu#sqq u spoilt brat#binghe is def the best cook out of the three gongs i’m not saying this lightly#we know lwj can cook from the extras and i can only assume hc can cook bc the only thing he CANT do is write BUT:#xl enjoys cooking so ofc hc is gonna let him express himself culinarily#and wwx is a spice fanatic weirdo who wants to go live his m!lf dreams into the sunset#lwj will not get in the way of that#sqq however is perfectly content having bingmei cook his meals forever and never stepping into a kitchen#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#mo dao zu shi#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#wangxian#mine#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#wei wuxian#lan wangji#xie lian#hua cheng#shang qinghua#mobei jun
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new tweel cards in august iam so cooked
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#twst oc#twst yuu#twst grim#jade leech#floyd leech#i was cooked starting tapis rouge i still havent recovered ueuudueuudu#back to back faves then these bitches show up on god#ive been waiting for mer cards since forever#also cant wait to see octozuzu in their story fufufufufufuu#theres tons of octozuzu thoughts up in here but i shant babble anymore#sigh might skip bday ortho .... or not#M A N#then sept is prolly fellow GAH im so cooked- im pulverized
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Iconography
#artistic nudity#trans#These two literally make me so sick i cant stop thinking abiut them😭#how are you that transgender how did they do it#roxy lalonde#dirk strider#my art#zan0tix#I am writing a poem about them let me cook#how crazy is it that they canonically chose their names pronouns and gender presentation guys.#scratching my butt
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i promise i am not veering into caterina apologism i think lucanis and illario fans should unionise to kill her. but it is sooooo fun to me to think of how all her children and almost all her grandchildren are dead and all the terrible, abusive lessons she taught (presumably that she herself was taught by her own parents) were for nothing. it didn’t make them strong enough to survive in the crows. and then she becomes guardians to lucanis and illario and she carries the guilt and the cycle continues. the lessons just have to be even harder this time, and then it will stick. what it creates instead is a man who doesn’t want anyone to suffer as he did, and the spare who is convinced what happened to his family was inevitable. house dellamorte is so cooked
#MAYBE THE POISON DRIPS THROUGH.!#THIS IS YOUR FAULT GRANDMA. SORRY!#caterina dellamorte#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#like we neeeeeed caterina characterisation PLEASE more than what she is in game#and when i say ‘house dellamorte is cooked’ i mean it seriously#i cant imagine its in lucanis’ style to be cutthroat . meanwhile illario. is . well illario.#its fine . ill stop talking about this at some point dont mind me im having visions#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#txt
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percy saying “i need you to promise me something” and annabeth immediately, without hesitation, telling him that she’ll do everything she can to save his mom. when before the quest percy was worried that annabeth would be the one to get him off track from his real goal, to get his mom back, if it got in the way of the actual quest. and then she doesn’t even think twice about it. i can’t.
#i can’t i can’t i cant#the writers are COOKING#pjotv#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo tv show#percabeth#ruch rambles#1k
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"I dont want what you have, I want to be you."
#art#myart#artists on tumblr#artist#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing curly#captain curly#iiiii widerady cooked wid dis one...#this is my peak sorry i cant produce anything better then this#also ignore how inconsistant they probably look i drew them out of order#also who cares.#if u do i dont wanna know i dont care#anyway i need jimmy dead#i thought this audio was so jimmy when i first heard it#so i had to conjure this bad boy up#surprised i even finished it#i had fun#i worked hard on this please love it
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more soukoku. ok i swear my next post will be an actual and colored drawing that isnt soukoku
#470 yen is like 3 dollars#zai.samoo core#dazai can bake he just cant cook#bsd#bsd au#dazai and chuuya#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bungou stray dogs#comic#idk man#soukoku brain rot#soukoku#skk#i love them#real art tomorrow/ in a few hours i promise help#soukoku fanfiction#bakery au#baker dazai#bakery ada#ada#armed detective agency#atsushi nakajima#kunikida doppo#headcanon?#crack fanfic
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Checking up on his commission
#hate this guy. spoilers under tag cutoff#i fear i may have cooked with the tags. slash jay.#I've always imagined him with Particulars but I keep forgetting to draw them til like now#he speaks in lowercase to me. for reasons#I wanna know more about this untrustworthy bisexual but I also kinda wanna attack him every time he shows up#cant wait for the inevitable boss fight#fun fact: according to the dictionary 'nebulae' can refer to a clouded spot on the cornea that can cause defective vision#a limbus is 'the junction of the cornea and sclera in the eye'#so I think I speak for us all when I say WHAT THE FUCK MAN#what the hell was he on abt with Dante falling from the sky. and by sheep does he mean June 985 or?#if anyone wants to theorise on my post I'm all for it#limbus company#dante lcb#demian lcb#⏰🐍#unfortunately proud of that caption btw he really is just wanting his comm#HM WAIT BACK AGAIN#is the way the San was on about with leading the fallen nebulae home what causes J985?#as in - it is not people dying but them returning to their rightful place outside the City#with Purgatorio being the war 📘[i think] mentioned#is the doomsday Dante's head leading to the war? it typically refers to humanity's self destruction#or any globlal catastrophe#oh ok with PM is being sneaky again the Wiki page says it was inaugurated in June and guess when the MDE is#but generally things like nuclear war - AI and climate change are the main factors contributing to it#and we've already faced AI in the prev games via Angie so presumably one of the others will be the main force behind Dante's midnight#i personally like the nuclear angle given how Dante's head is already a clock#*BOMB. THEIR HEAD IS A BOMB THAT CAN BLOW UP#please do not write tags at night this was a bad idea
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So what if I drew Marina in a bunch of Ellen Ripley outfits, what then huh??? What’cha gonna do hmm??? (Sigourney Weaver had no business serving like that)
#i’m in an awkward silly moment rn#where I have a bunch of different media & i’m indulging in each one#but only with the intention of potentially chuking pearlina into it#but also. I have so much work so it’s just all spinning in my head#we’ve currently got: alien. silver fang anime. a bit of warrior cats#+ whatever ashe is cooking on occasion#and some other stuff I cant talk about yet#rip#squid rambles#off the hook
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something people just don’t think about is how often chronically ill and disabled people just don’t have access to good food. not healthy food, good food; well made, tasty meals that don’t come from a jar or a freezer. how many of us are housebound or can’t drive? delivery services only offer within certain distances, if you live outside a city they aren’t an option. many people don’t have the energy or ability to cook for themselves if they have the skill to begin with. many certainly don’t have the ability to learn how. it’s something that goes completely unnoticed, just the opportunity to have a good meal and how much that wears you down
#all i want is chinese food#the closest one to me is 40 minutes away and its a /bad/ chinese place#its my worst option and its not even an option#‘fried rice is easy to make heres a recipe!’#i cant use a stove bc the heat will give me a seizure#even if i keep myself cool something that should take 15 minutes will take upwards of an hour bc i need to take breaks#even then ill probably be too nauseous to eat it after being active for so long#all of that for a bad cooks version of fried rice#more expensive and worse than a takeaway place#but i cant get it from a takeaway place#repeat ad nauseum for the rest of my life and is it any wonder im so sick of the same food ive eaten for 10 years#the only time i get takeaway is when my parents decide to go out and bring something home#can you imagine living like that for the rest of your life?#i dont have to#and its so dumb to want to cry over rice#but its not really about the rice is it#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#spoonie#chronic illness#disability#pots#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#ehlers danlos syndrome#fibromyalgia#chronic fatigue#chronically ill#mental illness#mental health
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wish these guys had more moments together,,, maybe even a little kiss,,, it'd be so cool
#i ship these two so hard but i honestly cant remember why. i think it was the one cooking scene. it felt so domestic to me#riker making eggs that taste nasty to everyone except worf who is enjoying them like they're the best thing ever made. i love them#worfriker#worf#will riker#tng#the next generation#star trek#star trek fanart#fanart#art#and YES i gave worf a lion tail. he deserves it#i like to think klingons would add spikes and stuff to their tails if they had them. useful little weapons
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binding vow
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#megumi#fanart#jjk fanart#done....collapses#up until 3am last night n sitting fr another 8 hours today to finish....#g o d#the things i do fr him.....#let it no longer b said that i only do elaborate paintings rife with symbolism tht feature gojo. megu my one true muse#as is Correct and Just#real talk tho i was just sketching th things i wanted to include without giving much thought to the Themes#w the exception being the spider lilies lmao I Know What Those Mean#but i ended up with a REALLY good life/death/marriage/loyalty thing going on????#w the lotus/spider lily being purity+rebirth/death#((not 2 mention 'far from the one he loves' like HELLO?????))#also w the temari balls being associated w femininity but having him dressed in groom's attire#like???? 90% unplanned but i ended up both cooking And eating#also happy 2 report that betta fish were kinder 2 me than the koi were :) no trouble from these lil guys#in fact everything abt this piece kind of came easily beyond the initial colour swatch??#thank u fr being an easy subject megu ilysm im sorry abt all the death imagery i dont mean it pls focus instead on th Life imagery :((((#i put a ring on it so u gotta wake up.....cant leave yuuji @ th altar ....#SPEAKING OF THE RING IK ITS ON THE RIGHT HAND we've been over this and its Okay#if i read a single comment .........#sorry 2 that one person who was like 'the next binding vow better be at itfs' wedding' ik this probably wasnt what u meant#but it did inspire me smile :)#anyway i need 2 stop looking at this its been over 24 hours
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Could we see a scene redraw in your style of Ford hugging Stanley 👉🏼👈🏼
i've been wanting to do this one for a while tbh
#this scene always makes me cryyy#jk simmons was cooking in the studio w the line delivery#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#ford pines#stanford pines#🧪evil art#asks#hope this was the one you wanted anon. i cant think of another scene where theyre hugging aside from wanted criminals. which ive already dr#wn
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redraw of this - i like working with traditional art so much more than digital
(for the record, i beat potato lord to it ;)
edit: thank you to @dysaniadisorder for the image ID!
#you guys are probably sick and tired of me and my redraws lmao#i cant help it if i hate my drawings#this one's... acceptable i suppose#anyways expect less posts in the next two weeks bc ill be locking in for algebra finals 💪💪💪#(im so cooked)#jarthur#private eyes#izel scribbles#artists on tumblr#malevolent#art#sketchbook#malevolent podcast#john doe malevolent#arthur lester#privateeyes#traditional art#sketchbook art#alcohol markers#prismacolor#ixed media#drawing#klimt#inspired by klimt#gustav klimt#the kiss#my best work
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personally i think it would rule if the murder of sonic was the start of an entire series of visual novels that place the cast in fun but also very specific situations that theyd never be able to make a game about otherwise . and i vote that the next one be cooking competition show because that would be hilarious to me
#idk why i just think that wouuld be a really funny thing to see done with sonic characters#unsure who the judge would be thouhg . maybe eggman and hes somehow forcing them all to participate#or . eggman as the host and orbot cubot and metal sonic as the judges . even though they cant eat .#now the question is who would be good at cooking and who wouldnt be
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOME ⭐⭐⭐👽👽👽 OUR PRECIOUS WEIRD DAUGHTER
#i keep saying daughter but now that i think about it... i think shes like canonically 1 year younger than me... huh wha#and why do i insist that seri knows how to bake#gurl... u no his ass cant cook now stop playin!!!#my art#mob psycho 100#mp100#tome kurata#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama
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