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libakarm · 2 years ago

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#i had to okay #genloss #genloss spoilers #generation loss #and here comes the kicker #homestuck #of course it is what did you expect #text source: homestuck dot com page 53

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magicaldreamfox1 · 11 months ago

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for wip game pls tell us why kinnpete is misleading 😂

yes thank u i love talking abt this

so kinnpete au right just imagine

kinn is like so guys. this may sound crazy but i think vegas might be stealing every man i look at. i have no evidence to prove this btw. and tankhun is like no problem i have a genius idea u guys. what if. u fake date pete to see if vegas tries to steal pete and then pete can report back with evidence.

and then they do just that.

except! ofc pete trying to seduce vegas while pretending he's not at all seducing vegas and actually in a relationship with kinn doesn't end well for him bc well. vegas is famously kinda 😳 and pete is famously NOT immune

so essentially it's pete honeytrapping vegas by pretending to date kinn.

perhaps even the only fake dating au on earth that doesn't lead to real dating. im a pioneer if u really think abt it

that's why it's misleading bc the title kinnpete au implies something between them which there is not. they're besties they're worsties and most importantly pete deserves a raise.

#and here's the kicker. i didn't even come up with this au the bestie @disaster-j did and im just the girlie writing it #i would post a snippet but i don't like chapter 1 so no snippet #asks #ask game answers

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faaun · 7 months ago

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oh my god ! haha . anyway a bit buzzed perhaps. anyway here's what happened on the date

#at some point i took the earrings off. the metal clanging was screaming their name too loud and it #was 6 knives to the throat and he confirmed it so. here's the kicker. you can be taught a lot and you can have their hands on your thighs #and you can kiss them but even if they pray even if they tell you about the bible looking into you like really they lost what they believed #in a pennsylvania countryside catholic schools with a protestant family since joining the london school of economics #even if they pray for you to stay the whole way even though their hair was softer than hers you think of her and he thinks of someone else #and be tells you none of it will make sense. they smile and they say what a shame you might miss the train but they hold onto you #the entirety of you - like a religion or a polite insistence or something to keep.#you learned they were used to losing everyone they felt bound to love. they said they got really good at letting go. you were told #you think he's being epistemologically #irresponsible and he tells you he carries a massive task. he tells you the responsibility is monumental #and he feels responsible for defining responsibility. he shows you songs and his poetry. my eyes feel on fire.#she doesnt know this. this is marylebone. the next station is edgeware road. everyone here looks happy and high and clear of the doors.#he says tell me when you get to the station and very especially tell me if you don't. the next station is paddington. please mind the gap #between the train and the platform. you say this to him. he says i minds the gap between you and i. i mind it so much that i need you to #come back. he says this because you kissed him briefly but you kissed him well. she says you're a good kisser but he says you have him #stunned. he asks you who decides the truth. he tells you you decide the truth without his mouth. you're fast enough to make it there before #the wheels do. this world is lit by glass and light and people with a pact to fall in love with the abstractions more than each other.#he tells you to be committed to your various intangible loves more than anyone. you both have to be. they love each other anyway.#i was supposed to find a persian poetry book with her on our fourth date except she was hours late. i found it with him. he didnt give up #he should be perfect and i should really like him.

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hella1975 · 1 year ago

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just full force threw a shoe at my sister's face and when my mum got me alone after she was like 'you shouldn't clobber her. but i get it' 😭

#it kicked off today but in my defence she's actually proper in the wrong this time even my DAD called her a bitch and my mum is FUMING #baso my sister came into my work with her mate when i was closing the other day and all the staff GLARED at them bc of aforementioned #close so i was being v chill so everyone 1) knew it was my sister and not some customer coming in late and 2) her friend wouldnt be uncomfy #like that's the real kicker her i was being extra laid back FOR her friend so he'd feel more at ease. and one thing about me is yes ive #said countless times i have a rural accent but my mum also raised me to know when and how to speak nice if need be bc people are cunts here #so when im waitressing i speak nicely bc it's a stuck up restaurant w stuck up customers but when im with my sister? making a point of #being laid back? my normal accent came through. and her mate when i was gone said i sounded 'really [from the county we live in]'#which WOULD NOT BE A COMPLIMENT. it's baso saying 'your sister sounds local and chavy' without using such explosive words #and my sister LET HIM SAY IT. SHE DIDNT DEFEND ME. and she told my mum about it later bc SHE THOUGHT SHE'D TELL ME OFF #LIKE SHE DID IT TO SNITCH. THERE WAS NO SCENARIO WHERE MY SISTER WASNT BEING A CUNT. and my mum hit the ROOF #one thing she's rlly been big on is loyalty bc it's always been the 3 of us so when she found out my sister let him say that she FLIPPED #and this all happened last night and i only found out this morning bc i overheard them screaming at each other and turns out my mum #tried to keep it from me bc she didnt want my feelings hurt and IM pissed bc it actually did hurt more than i thought it would #like i KNOW what people say about my accent but it's a guy i know? my sister's been friends w him for years? i was being nice?#it's EMBARRASSING like i was clueless & friendly and turned around for him to be like 'look at this stupid local girl' like??#and my sister did NOTHING? it just sucks so i STORMED upstairs when i found out and had it out with my sister #and she knew she was fucked so she did all 'im not talking to you i have nothing to say' AND PUT HER EARPHONES IN?#the way i RIPPED them out. got in her face like okay girl u think i sound like a chav ill act like a chav lets GO #and it just got really aggressive and i wound up grabbing HER OWN SANDAL and full force hurling it at her face 😭 oops #from close range too like i was already in her face so i basically just smacked her with a sandal DSHGJKSH #now we're sat in silence bc alas we still share a room. WHAT the fuck. insane tbh but it's a bit funny. im so angry rn i could KILL #hella goes home

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mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn · 2 months ago

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people when i do things in an autistic way: wow thats like barely human behaviour so inhumane are you like even a human do you have emotions actually you know what i dont view you as a human

#autism #im holding a gun to your head and begging. stop.#neurotypicals when i dont initiate group meetings with my friends: oh youre selfish and awful? got it.#here's the kicker. my actual friends don't say this. my actual friends are like hey come if you want and if you dont no biggie we love u

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majorasnightmare · 6 months ago

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like just for the record ive been using this lil freak as a coping method to get through TWO moves and im so invested. he is NOT well in the head and i thought too hard about ketheric and him pre head stabbing and isobel with autopsy scars and i am just losing it like jesus christ. you probably restored her corpse and then bhaal tells you to kill her again! and this is AFTERRRR being used as a goddamn medical manikin so kressa can croon to her hubby how cute your intestinal tract is. giving me mental illness for REAL

#ANNND HES GOING THE RESIST ROUTE LIKE??????? YOU NEARLY KILL UR BEST FRIEND ABOUT IT LIKE!!!!!!!#AND HES BESTIES WITH ISOBEL TOO. HER *AND* AYLIN. BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL #and then i was talking to my partner last night about him pre tadpole and how hes like. a Legitamate Bad Person not just quirky serial killr #pro tip to give yourself brain worms. make a character thats basically an open and shut book with a very basic personality #and belief system #now. and heres the kicker. make them spend most of their formative years doing the exact opposite. what comes out is a goldmine

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btwn2lungs · 2 years ago

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Not In That Way by Sam Smith is sooo kazurei like do you see my vision?!!

#rei finally accepting his feelings for kazuki BUT #being so totally convinced that kazuki could never feel the same way about someone like him #how could kazuki ever possibly love someone as cold and boring and pathetic as him??#dear reader we already know the answer #but the kicker is that i can see this being thought about from kazuki’s POV as well #walk with me here people!!#i have thoughts but first im gonna write a fic based on a kate bush song so let’s come back to this #kazurei #buddy daddies #suwa rei #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #riz rambles:bd

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hzrnvm · 2 years ago

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emotional. happy, pissed off, all that.

#hzrn #im cool with being annoying hypothetically but the real kicker is that no form of communication exists that i can really use comfortably #every single form of communication out there. i can't use it. i can't fuckin talk bc the sounds are too hard.#i can't fuckin type bc the buttons are too hard.#i can't fucking body and hands bc motions are too hard.#i can't fucking art because art involves all those things.#damn fucking WORDS are too hard. i put so much work into them and i get nothing. nothing!#who made the world this way?! why is it that all communication and socialization is so. fucking. hard!!!!#i tried! i really really fuckin tried man! all last year i tried so so hard.#i fell FLAT on my face. NO ONE liked me. they called me a retard! they said i was scary‚ awkward‚ hard to be around!#they did coordinated social attacks on me! then when i come back to school this year and i even *think* about trying again‚ they say #'nobody wants him here. and he should stop caring'#well right about then‚ is where she gives up! she has closed her eyes‚ she has given up hope!#i gave up trying to exist socially at school. the two paths are being myself and getting bullied‚ or not being myself and getting nothing #today was a good day for me all in all but idk.#the only reason i dont hold grudges like crazy is because of my object impermanence shit #although this might as well count as a grudge. i think it's somewhat justified though‚ because in my case it's more like #if you hurt me seriously then i'll think about it pervasively until you do something to redeem yourself in my mind.#probably that's part of the reason im so scared of being myself and shit #this is probably the reason why im so scared of being myself. bc everytime i tried i got bullied‚ mocked‚ demeaned. and that shit piles up.#i just spend mosta my time not thinking about it! just like i spend mosta my time not thinking about who i am‚ my future‚ my past and on!#siiiigh. sigh sigh siiiiiiiiigh #it's ok to like this post by the way #in fact it's encouraged. im directly and clearly asking you to.#im not making this post for nothing. im making it in the hopes that someone will read what i said.#although really no one will. why the hell would anyone fucking read this. get fuckin real.#i know for certain i'll wake up tmrw with this at at maximum like. 1 like. 2 if im really the luckiest girl in the world.#and i know how i sound caring about likes and shit. but really all it tells me is someone read this. and i really fuckin need someone to re

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dragonwysper · 1 year ago

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I am throwing myself into the sea

#my toon boom crashed and i lost two and a half hours of fucking work #animation + rigging + testing shit + organizational shit for the node view #fucking. everything i've been doing for the last three hours #here's the kicker #i went to change my preferences to autosave #AND FUCKING AUTOSACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE TURNED ON ALREADY #IT'S SET FOR EVERY TEN MINUTES #WHY. WASN'T IT DOING THAT.#i lost an entire fucking walk cycle and its rig i am unbelievably pissed #i'm going to bed and taking the fucking F i guess #love that i begged and pleaded to come to this school for animation and now i'm going to fail it #the only fucking class i was really teuly excited for #fucking killing myself #tag vent

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starlooove · 2 years ago

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Mía Colin Tiffany and Damian need to go on a mission or smth

#two robins a batgirl and abuse walk into a bar #here’s the kicker #they’re all 12 #it’s so funny I love them #maybe…#the mission involved meeting maya and surgen on the way 🤭🤭🤭#jon can come too ig

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theseancekid · 2 years ago

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bruh

#idk WHAT i did to deserve this bad karma but like. the universe really said 'fuck this girl in particular' oh my god #*deep breath*#so yesterday during our company holiday party i got the call that my mom was going to the hospital #i work an hour and a half away from home so by the time i was able to leave the party and come home it was super late #i liver in northern california which if you haven't heard the news is due for a BATSHIT INSANE CYCLONE STORM #so all the roads are fucking closed and everyone is freaking out #turns out my mom has pneumonia in her right lung and can't breathe but ON TOP of that there's some other weird shit going on #so they admitted her to stay overnight #but- here's the FUCKING KICKER #my mom was born with type 1 diabetes so she needs insulin to like. live.#but apparently the doctors REFUSED to let her change her insulin pump because THEY wanted to be in control of ministering insulin #in order to track the other thyroid levels that were off to begin with #but then someone fucked up and long story short they just. never ordered insulin overnight??#her blood sugar went SUPER HIGH #eventually they got her some insulin and she's fine but like. that's literal malpractice #so ANYWAY mom's in the hospital and like. even BEFORE the hospital and the storm my work has been KICKING MY ASS #i have 3 overdue projects and too much on my plate. i'm drowning.#now i have to take time off work to be with my mom and ALSO!!!#since my mom is now in the hospital i will also need to drive my sister to college which is 4 hours away #so now i'm missing work and driving 8 hours during the worst cyclone storm that has literally out-scaled the scaling system #oh and also we've been living in an airbnb for the last 4 months so LOL every single rain coat umbrella and rainboots i own are in storage #girl idk what to do but i'm SUFFERING

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whirlinglikeaballet · 2 months ago

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RANT TIME ‼️‼️‼️

#the cast list came out and your girl is not pleased #I won’t say what show it is or anything bc i’m paranoid abt creepy stalkers finding me or whatever lol #but basically i worked really really REALLY hard for MONTHS for this certain role #and it’s a role well within my vocal range and typecast and stuff #at auditions and callbacks i read for it a lot of times and like a million people (some i’m friends with and some i’m not) came up to me #and told me what a good job i did or that i’d be perfect for the role etc etc #and i tried not to get my hopes up but i kinda was because i REALLY wanted it and i worked REALLY hard for it #and everyone was pretty positive at the end of callbacks that it came down to me and one other girl #now. this other girl. where do i even begin #let’s call her joanne #(that’s not her real name i swear)#now joanne is my least favorite person in this town- maybe this county- maybe this state- perhaps this country #she is the most irritating girl i have ever endured the presence of. she believes wholeheartedly that she is the best singer and #the best actress and the all-around best person in the entire world #she goes around telling people she has zero insecurities and being mean to her friends and ARGHHHHH when i tell you i cannot be around her #you see where this is going don’t you #so basically joanne told everyone that this other role in the show #a completely different role than what i was going for #is her ultimate dream role and the one she wants #so she doesn’t want the role i want at all and the two of us were obviously the top two contenders for it #but the thing is that the directors are OBSESSED with joanne. they fawn over her and feed her already-unbearably-inflated ego #and they’ve given her leads in shows before (keep in mind that they’ve cut me in shows before)#but since the times they’ve cut me I’ve actually come so so so far as an actor like i’ve played leads and they’ve SEEN ME play leads and #TOLD ME that i did amazing #but GUESS WHAT THEY DID???? i bet you’ll never guess!!!!#joanne got the role i wanted #i got a role too but it’s definitely on the smaller side and oh. here’s the kicker. i’ve PLAYED THIS ROLE BEFORE. VERY RECENTLY.#and they knew that!!! yet they cast me as her again!!!#and it would be fine (or at least better) if joanne was GOOD as this role #lav speaks

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fingertipsmp3 · 3 months ago

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I seriously am a colossal bitch when I’m sober, it’s completely unnecessary. I’m absolutely sick of myself and it’s only been two weeks.

#i just become a HATER bro i don’t know what’s wrong with me #i’m going to do this reading challenge in september and one of the prompts was ‘steal a book from someone else’s tbr’#and so i was scrolling down tbr lists just going ‘this book sucks. THIS book sucks. this book SUCKS’#what’s the reason!!!!! i haven’t even heard of most of them #i become the type of person who rolls their eyes at feel good book and movie synopses #only things i’m finding interesting lately are documentaries; horror; and nail videos #like nail art and nail care and just people showing off nail polish #i tried to paint my nails tonight and it was an absolute bloodbath. spilled metallic purple nail polish down my favourite leggings #just decided to take off my whole manicure and wait til my holo taco order gets here #i don’t think i trust myself with regular width brushes #anyway i saw that the local church has recovery meetings on wednesdays but i’m really in two minds about going because i’m not an addict #i just have a dependency. it says open meetings but idk #i don’t want to swan in there like ‘hiiiii if i don’t use cannabis i become an absolutely colossal bitch’#to people who have actual real problems #also i’m kind of worried that i’ll show up and there won’t be an actual meeting and the notice will be out of date #or it’ll just be me and the reverend #i bet if i asked my friend or my mum they’d come with me but to be quite frank i’d rather slam my hand in a door #the kicker is i don’t even want to be off weed right now. i don’t want to give it up #i just have to because i can’t justify the expense. lol #personal

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twentysidednerd · 11 months ago

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i love it when it gets to that time of the month where i’m just sitting here and get incredibly anxious and overwhelmed by absolutely nothing for no apparent reason

there is no way a fucking DUOLINGO timed challenge brought this on. it is a VIDEO GAME. for FUN. WHY??

(also the beginning of this sounds like a period joke, i promise it’s not. this just… happens monthly regardless of that which shall not be spoken of further)

#i am just sitting here #why am i anxious #and sad #well okay the sad part isn’t really what i’m worried about #but the anxiety #that’s the real kicker here #where did this come from

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atastypeach · 1 year ago

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honestly. fuck the holidays.

#had to listen to my family claim they support transpeople while saying they shouldnt be allowed to play sports or use their bathrooms #or be allowed to be around children or hold government jobs or all this bullshit. im not out to my family and now i dont think i feel safe #ever coming out to them. I was only just approved to start HRT but i guess i cant do that or get top surgery now because im running the ris #of losing my only remaining family and yeah i know if they are going to reject me then theyre not really my family but heres the kicker #theyre my moms family. my mom died a few years ago and this family is my only remaining connection to her. its not them id be losing its th #last connection i have to my mother id be losing. and id rather hang on to that as long as i can even if that means I have to struggle with #dysphoria for a few more years.

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dyketennant · 1 year ago

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i’ve literally never wanted to stay home and do laundry soooo bad before but nooooo i have to go to this workshop/screening event for work because we need more attendance and my coworker said they’d feel better if i was there. life is so hard being your job’s emotional support goth

#vent #our theater is *paying* this guy to come do a *free* workshop for some pre-covid grant requirement his theater has #and he’s being a dick to us about ‘not marketing it enough’ girl first of all.#we are doing *you* a favor. as of right now this is a net loss for us. and we just had our biggest event of the year so forgive us #and he’s upset we didn’t have this movie ready for him to screen but. what movie. where did you ever send it to us or provide it #every time i tried to ask my coworkers what’s going on for the past MONTH with this guest artist. ALL of them said ‘i have no idea’#there wasn’t even a schedule until monday. and like. it’s been on our calendar for months #OH OH WAIT HERES THE REAL KICKER #he’s an asshole to all of my female coworkers but not an asshole to my director because #GET THIS #this free workshop/screening is about the refugee crisis in the us (important and good thing to discuss)#but the guy managing this is white. and my director is indigenous to the land our city is on #and specifically specializes in working with the bipoc community here #so basically this guy knows my director will call bullshit on him if he speaks out of line LMAOOOO

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