#and hea a bitch

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Things my cat does that makes me realize he prepped me for romancing Astarion:

- Yells at me to go to bed, then refuses to cuddle and sleeps as far away as possible, but if I leave the bed, chases me yelling

- slaps my ankle if I walk past him without petting him

- Bites me if I pet him "wrong"

- wrong is sometimes right, but it becomes wrong when he decides

-puts his ears back whenever I got to pet him but if I hesitate or stop before touching him he gives me baby eyes like I shouldn't have stopped

- will sometimes smother me with kisses all over my hands, nose, face, and lay purring on my chest but I never know why or when it's going to happen

- needs the freedom to go outside but starts fights if I let him outside unsupervised

- steals

- loves me the most and flaunts it to other people by staring them down while giving only me attention, but when no one cares he often leaves the room

- likes it when I spank him a bit

[chibireylo]

No Pookie!

[buddiesmutslut]

I’m being so ffr rn, if the show runners definitively show that Buddie is not going to happen?

I’m probably not going to be watching anymore.

I mean it when I say that they’re literally the sole reason I watched this show in the first place. I saw a billion TikTok edits of them & was like “Idek these characters I need to watch this show and see what’s going on over there.”

And like, it’s a fun show, I’m not saying it isn’t, but first responder shows are a dime a dozen. There are other shows that have queer characters and found family and wild adventures. Granted, they don’t have Buck & his bi arc, but I’d still read fanfics to get my Evan Buckley fix lol.

I don’t need them right now, I’m so down for the slow burn, will-they-won’t-they & the pining & the yearning & the build up and the GOOD foundation. I want to see Eddie figuring himself out and dealing with his repression and figuring out he’s queer (& Demi, pls God. I hope if I just say it enough, I can will it into existence somehow) before anything happens with the two of them, but if they take definitive steps to have one of them like, marry someone else or something, I think I’m gonna head out. Find me on ao3 for the rest of my days lol.

[askallseeingeyesgregor]

Would you like some holy water? I heard its good^^

”don’t ever give that to a living thing ever again…tasted terrible!”

[shower-phantom-ideas]

*frustraitingly filtering out the “light angst” tag on AO3*

mumbling “no i want the full version“

[savnofilter]

I love ur theme. It's so cute, and I'm a megan thee stallion fan. This ate so much 💓

AHHHHH thank you so much!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽 i do not playyyy about Megannnnn! seen her live recently and i high-key could not believe i was in the same vicinity as her. 🫠🫠the fact im just now getting to this ask when im considering switching my theme tho sjsjs.... 😭😭

[penelopecruzcoded]

vaccuuming should be included in the olympic sports

[wihlted]

august: the heir, the leader, the oldest, the loyal one, the one who carries the weight of the family so his siblings don't have to.

masen: the junky disappointment, the runaway, the middle child, the wannabe, the one that got away.

serena: the youngest, the delicate one, her mother's keeper, the music box ballerina, the one that gets left behind.

[bronzebtch]

‘ surprised to run into you here. ’ / helaena

❝ is it now, dear princess ? ❞ rhea cannot help herself from smiling, just a little, at the sight of the little one. and as such, she cannot help from bending at her knees, despite all protocols probably prohibits her from doing so — in her armour or gowns alike — as she extends a hand, just to see if the young princess would come to take it.

rhea could only remember very briefly during her short time here, at the red keep, back when she was brought before her wedding with prince daemon targaryen. how wealthy the event had been, but how sour her newly-wed husband had become. yet that is not the memory that sticks with her now. no, she remembers briefly of a very much similar-looking pale-haired beauty who was only an arm's length then, cradled in aemma arryn's arms.

this princess in front of her now is clearly not anymore a babe, with how well-spoken she is, nor is she aemma arryn's delight - though the flesh of her round cheeks are almost similar. and, anyways, all child soften a little something in rhea that she dares not name, a glimpse of motherhood she knows she cannot claim. perhaps it is only that. a passing fancy.

❝ i'm afraid you are not meant to be around unaccompanied, your highness, ❞ rhea says, her voice a diplomatic thing: rounded and calm, but not without a hint of that gentleness she rarely exudes. ❝ shall we look for your septa or lady-in-waiting together ? i am rhea. your uncle's wife. ❞

@roseguided / random dialogue meme + accepting

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

nine

[thespookysquid]

Anyway just know Randy Meeks was waiting in the afterlife and every time one of the Scream crew drops dead he's like

'If you guys listened to me more, this would have never happened shame on you. I thought you'd last longer. Dewey, good call on that Richie guy, but you went back to the killer's body alone'

'I thought it was a good idea!!'

'It really obviously was not'

'you got killed the second time around I don't wanna hear it'

'Yeah. Because I was actively insulting Billy to his MOTHER. It was broad daylight that was totally unprecedented, and you and Gale left me alone soo.'

If you even care

[allpromarlo]

driving lessons for me are just 90 minutes of suffering

[2leggedshark]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SAM PLEASE NEVER WEAR A WHITE SUIT AGAIN

[shroomsnail]

hearing my supervisor say (to colleagues) that he thinks his honour's student's choice in project is boring makes me so ):< like maybe if he were more involved in thinking up a project with them maybeeeee it couldve been better/more relevant??

[procrastinatingattorney]

once again thinking about how quick people were to rip claude apart for being even slightly morally grey in 3/hopes

[girlsluvpeter]

real talk it was either that or deleting my shit altogether like 😭