#he keeps sassing me like bitch let me LIVE

[allpromarlo]

driving lessons for me are just 90 minutes of suffering

[bloopitynoot]

Reading SVSSS: Bonus Chapter 26

For those who don't know, I am reading SVSSS for the first time and sharing my thoughts!

If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.

Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag bloopitynoot reads SVSSS. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read.

This chapter took me two days to go through! It's SO LONG (120 pages). I wanted to post yesterday but I got 60 pages in and started fading. Winter is here and the sun keeps disappearing too quickly, your boy is feeling the SAD.

The tea photo is from today and not yesterday- I tried out a new one it's almond amaranth and rooibos.

let's get into this monster of a chapter!

Fuck yeah, we have an airplane POV! Though this chapter is BEEFY. I think I'm going to read half today and half tomorrow before posting it (present me: and I did! ^-^).

I love that we are getting all of these forum comments. This is so fun! One of my favourite brands of fics are fics that include elements of social media/forum/blog style au's and this is a vibe! pp140-147

This guy is not wrong "Even though this famous Lord Cucumber spewed criticism constantly and without end in 'Great Master' Airplane's comment section, his subscription payments and demands for updates never waned. Because of this 'Great Master Airplane had come to suspect that this person was a masochist". p148 I mean yeah lol

OMG what an awful way to die! Alone in your house, let's be real - likely in his underwear- via electrocution induced by his sad instant ramen noodle dinner. p149

and the fact that he transmigrated so young. He was there for a while before the plot plotted with SY. 17 years old! p150. I do wonder if there is a wiggly time thing. Like years in the transmigrated novel equal like hours in the world he came from or something. They died close together I think? anyways- any theories on this are welcome!

Same though- Airplane is so real for this. The way in which I would just want to spill all of the foreknowledge and secrets to people I held in my brain as the creator of this universe p153

The SASS [Tip Complete. We wish you the best of luck]. p155

Are you kidding! This man didn't even write the plot that led for his main spy character to becoming a spy...dang man. the potholes are real bad. p156

Okay but this would seriously be me af. I am such a wimp- and that is totally okay! In the face of most definitely death, I would submit myself to being the Little Bitch Boy and pledge myself, my body, my undying love, to my new demon overlord and master. Good for baby him ahaha. p158

"As Shang Qinghua overflowed with snot and tears, clinging on for dear life, begging to pledge fealty to Mobei-Jun - wholly without warning, the demon collapsed." p160 Again, same. I'm feeling seen with Airplane here XD Screaming, crying, throwing up.

Man. I really see how these two end up together (I'm assuming they do?). He had a solid chance to murder the guy and he just couldn't because the character is just his ideal man. p162

"This character had been created entirely to the author's own tastes" p163 MHMMM. Yeah he was.

ehehehe and here we have the only one bed trope at the inn he got to nurse his ideal man back to health. p165

This guy is so shameless. Straight up just watching Mobei-Jun strip while he sits there and snacks. p169

It is so unhinged that this man just has a string tied to his neck pp170-171

that congee- YARF "clear as water" sounds so unappealing p174

"When in doubt- just cry" - Airplane definitely p176

The security on this mountain is so shit. Demons just popping in all the time under the radar. Mobei-jun literally lived there for three days no one even knew XD p183

awww, Airplane tried to warn Liu Qingge about the upcoming Qi deviation. That was nice of him. p190

Yes! Thank you! The scene I have been waiting for; in which the other characters are all like "wtf is up with shen qingqiu? He really is 100% different overnight, but also, no one say anything to him because we like this him better" p192

Fair though, I too would think that SQQ was possessed p194

The way in which airplane is SHAKEN by the actions of SQQ right now is so funny. Him frozen expression, this is NOT the character I wrote what the fuck is happening. p206

Someone commented on an earlier chapter post I had about the theory that the system is the manifestation of airplane's actual wants for the story and like- I stand with this theory. It really checks out with this POV the man keep's fantasizing of a queer man story and like he sure does get it. p207

LOOOOL oh no. the fact that the man who created these characters - VERY different than this experience. Has to listen to Binghe "If you hold unique feelings for a certain person, how can you make them understand you intentions?" p208.

Not airplane giving LBH love advice just so cucumber bro can literally Get Fucked. pp212-213

AND THEN HIS ADVICE BACKFIRES WITH MOBEI-JUN LOL"So, if you want to be liked by a man, the best method is to act pathetic?" p214. Like he set this up for himself

Wait. Airplane had the option to return home! And he just didnt??? p217

Airplane really is weak for these villainous men. The way in which he describes Linguang-Jun is so simpy. p228

The drama. Airplane doing the MOST to save Mobei-jun. This man could have avoided all of this and just gone home. What a horrible torture! :( p235

Get it airplane! You yell at him ahaha p237-238

I AM SCREAMING. Airplane: I'm your daddy! p239 AND THEN him just leaving in a panic because he really thinks he's going to get murdered after that outburst LOL

I love SQQ sitting in domesticity with his man giving airplane love advice pp244-245

Awww, Mobei-Jun came back for his boyfriend! He's going to make him hand pulled noodles :'3 p255 I honestly think that Mobei-jun actually needed to be bossed around this entire time

BYE. LOL SGH deciding to continue writing in this world by basically writing slash fanfiction about LBH/SQQ + the other peak lords/famous cultivators LOL p256. Good for him ahaha.

We did it!

This chapter was such a ride ahaha. it was fun to see the POV for airplane but also him and the progression of his weird AF relationship with Mobei-jun. I honestly kind of love these two. They were such a mess in the beginning but it ended so soft :'3

[sp1der-wid0w]

i can’t, i can’t, i cantttt

in honor of spiderverse being a year old, it’s time for me speak my truths on some characters and gimme a chance to defend and slander them🫡

The Flaws and Pros of Spiderverse Characters

Gwen Stacy

now, many people do not like gwen stacy when the movie premiered. but let me defend her first. gwen literally had to deal with her friend, her only friend, be a victim of bullying and decide to himself to be strong and instead accidentally became a monster and had to kill him. he dies in her arms, and his last words are.. it’s gonna be ok. imagine how guilty she feels to this day, and then having her father unknowingly hunt her down for a misunderstanding. and when he finds out that she’s spiderwoman, his first instinct was to feel betrayed, and try to shoot and arrest her, his own daughter. when she thinks she has a place to stay, and a strong woman to look up too, she’s instead caught in a tough spot with making her mentor proud, and trying to keep the multiverse safe. knowing that your friend and your lover is an opp to the place that you have no choice to be live at, is really tough. and then having to break his heart, losing your friend, and having the people who you trusted throw you under the bus, because of their own beliefs, it’s honestly a nail in the coffin. gwen tried to keep miles safe, she wanted to keep herself safe, she wanted to be a good person for everyone, but everyone expected her to do one thing for them, and not for herself. though, she broke miles’ trust, she lied to him, she wasn’t focused on the mission, and rio and jefferson think that she’s the reason on why their son is missing.

Peter B. Parker

some people don’t like peter b. and that’s okay. he also betrayed miles, even though he knew miles for a year and his potential. but he also knew about him being an anomaly, not helping or defending gwen enough, tied him up and was constantly treating miles with sass and crap in the first film, was barely even a mentor, and was taking his daughter with him to HQ instead of with MJ. but everyone tends to forget how bad peter had it in the first film.. the divorce, the death of aunt may, his respect as spiderman was fading, his depression.. he felt useless, and the sole reason why he was determined to stay and behind and stop the collider, was mostly because he wanted to collider to kill him. he had it rough, and now that he seems more happier and carefree in the sequel, we tend to forget that he wants to believe all of the canon and anomaly stuff, because his whole family might be gone.

Jessica Drew

i’m pretty sure almost everyone hated this woman right there, and that is also ok. she went from caring and helping gwen into a place she so desperately needed, to quickly being cold and irritated whenever gwen messed up. and due to everything her boss said about miles, she was also quick to be a bitch to him, and later joined the rest of the society to beat on him, and didn’t bother to help gwen when miguel expelled her. im gonna try and explain this, (before they say that i love white people and hate black women😭) jess is pregnant, busy with thousands of work since she’s the second in command in the society, seemingly mourning from her dead husband, and having no one else to care about. but, she felt awful when gwen put her and everyone in the society in check about their morals. she went from defending and doing anything miguel said, to helping gwen and probably helping the spider-gang in the next sequel. the reason why she’s a bitch to miles, is because she doesn’t even know him like that, and with everything miguel says, she probably thinks that it’s true. the reason why she seems so serious about her work, is because she wants to keep the team in line and everyone else safe, not wanting to make the multiverse collapse. she wants her baby to be in a universe where her world isn’t being at the constant stake of collapsing. i may not like her character, because the movie and promotion set her up, but she only deserves some hate, not all.

Miguel O’hara

The main man himself. Everyone either loves him, or hates him. And that is also alright, because this is what trauma does to a nigga. Miguel is a complex character, and a very complex hero. He does try to help, but in his own weird way. All he ever wanted was a family, but due to him breaking the canon, it caused his daughter and everyone else in that world to die. Meaning the whole earth was wiped out, including babies, families, grandparents, pets, and everyone else. This caused everything he thought about the canon, to change. He was serious and devoted to trying to fix it, and protect it. And just because it changed his personality and mental health, didn’t take away his heroic nature. He made the Spider society to make sure that everyone else can help preserve their own safeties, he stays up day and night watching over everyone’s universes, regarding his own. And yes, there is literally no denying, it was fucked up for what he did to both gwen and miles. He single-handedly ruined Gwen, Miles, and Peter’s friendship. Because Miles refused and was running to his father’s life, Miguel then proceeded to traumatize and degrade Miles, bodyslamming, turning into a vampire, and sending everyone to hunt him down. And as for Gwen, literally the moment he met her, he was just annoyed with her. Then, he was quick to be frustrated and disappointed with her, for messing up. And despite knowing the last time she was there, she almost got arrested and shot at and having no one else there she can trust, he sends her home. Sure, he’s not best spiderman at heart, but the fate of the multiverse is at his shoulders. Mistakes can lead to his fate breaking, and everything will be doomed.

Again, this is just my thoughts and feelings. Feel free to display your thoughts in replies, and i’ll try and be convinced on how you think about this character. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[hunterscabin]

Birthday Dress

Request: Can you do a reader where she is turning twenty one, and the boys don’t want to celebrate, but Claire and her sneak out and Claire ends up taking her to a club, and she gets wasted AF, and they have to sneak back into the bunker, but they get caught. - Anonymous

Pairings: Dean x Reader; Sam x Reader

Warnings: Drinking; drunkenness; overly protective Dean; protective Sam; the tiniest bit of language; angst; fluff

Word Count: 2.1k

Author’s Note: Thank you for the request, Nonnie! I had fun writing this one! For the sake of this story, let’s assume Claire is also 21-years-old. 

“What do you think?" 

Tufts of gold lame billowed as you twirled in your birthday dress. Sam and Dean sat opposite each other at the library table, both wearing a similar shade of bitch face.

"No.” Sam stated flatly.

“Nope.” Dean agreed. “You’re not going out like that.”

“Like what?” you challenged. 

“Like,” Dean struggled to find the words, “like some floozy.”

“Floozy?!” You looked down at your dress, confused and angered by Dean’s response. The skirt hit just above your knee, and while the neckline didn’t leave much to the imagination, it was far more tasteful than anything you’d ever seen on the women Dean liked to bring home.

You tried to compose yourself with a deep breath. You knew Dean’s overprotective nature could get the better of him, and his criticism of your appearance was his way of showing that he cared. Winchester men had many strengths but emotional expression was not one of them.  

“I’m a 21-year-old woman,” you calmly reminded him, “I’m not asking permission to wear this dress, I’m showing it to you.”

“Don’t sass me, young lady!”

While you could appreciate Dean’s well intentions, your patience always faltered when his safeguarding shifted to defensive bickering. You knew you had to stand your ground.

“Or what?” You stared him down. “What are you gonna do about it, old man?”

“I will lock you in your room.” Dean threatened without hesitation, not even acknowledging your insult.

“I’d like to see you try.” you dared.

Sam and Dean shared a quick look before standing in tandem and marching toward you. They each grabbed one of your arms and began dragging you backward. Unable to keep up with their long strides in your heels, you lost your footing.

“Oh, come on!” you squirmed in their grip. “Let me go! I’m serious!”

Sam and Dean stopped short when they reached the entrance of your room, both of them stifling laughter.

“Thank you.” you scoffed, as they released your arms. You smoothed your hands over your dress, grateful that it wasn’t wrinkled during their antics. You stepped forward, but Sam and Dean didn’t budge.

“Go change, Y/N.” Dean’s tight smirk had been replaced with a stoic glare. You knew at that moment he was a lost cause, so you tried the puppy. You could always count on Sam to be level headed and talk Dean down when he got like this.

“Sammy, help me out here.” You flashed him the sweetest smile you could.

“I’m not gonna fight him on this one, Y/N/N.” Sam’s face was surprisingly stern. 

“SAMMY!”

“Y/N, I’m not kidding around.” Dean’s voice slipped into a register not unlike his father’s. “Change, or you’re staying in.”

Dean knew he was being unreasonable, but the idea of men ogling you all night scared the living crap out of him, and if yelling was the only way to keep you from the unwanted attention of grimy bar crawlers, then so be it.

"Come with me!” you compromised. Normally you didn’t barter with the boys when they were being this difficult, but it was your 21st birthday. You didn’t want to change, you looked and felt great, and you certainly weren’t going to celebrate in the drab, concrete confines of the bunker. “You can punch any man who gets within fifteen feet of me!”

“No.” Dean said definitively. “You’re changing, or you’re staying in.”

Sam saw all of the hope and anticipation drain from you, and he quickly tried to remedy the situation.

“We can have a party here!”

“There you go!’” Dean became patronizingly excitable, hoping to reverse the tense atmosphere he created. “Sammy’ll fix you a drink, I’ll cook a nice dinner. Hell, I’ll even let you shoot my new gun!”

“Thanks for the offer, but I don’t really feel like celebrating anymore.” Your mouth creased in a solemn pout. 

“Y/N/N, it’s your birthday!” Sam encouraged.

“Doesn’t feel like it.” You hung your head and retreated into your room, softly closing the door behind you.

Two hours later, Sam entered the kitchen to find every inch of counter space in disarray.

“What’s going on in here?”

“I was too hard on her.” Dean mumbled, whisking aggressively. His focus remained on the bowl in front of him, but Sam could still make out his expression of regret. 

“I just don’t want anyone messing with her.” Dean shook his head, knowing the justification of his actions didn’t matter. He had hurt you, on your birthday no less, and he felt awful.

“So you’re mutilating all of our baking ingredients?”

Dean finally looked up to acknowledge his brother’s presence.

“I’m trying to make her a birthday cake,” he admitted with defeat.

“Softy.” Sam teased.

“Bitch.”

“Jerk.”

Dean surveyed the mess he’d made and sighed. 

“She’ll be okay, Dean.” Sam promised, also needing to hear the words for himself.

“I don’t know, man. I’ve never been that hard on her.”

Sam understood his brother’s remorse, having been an accomplice himself.

“Why don’t you go talk to her, and I’ll start cleaning up in here.”

“Thanks, Sammy.” Dean clapped Sam on the back as he left the kitchen, leaving a perfect, hand-shaped flour imprint on his flannel.

“I can’t believe you snuck out!” Claire exclaimed, taking a swig of her beer. 

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m very proud.” She flashed a mischievous smile. “It’s just so not you.”

“Dean went too far, this time.” you exasperated, bending forward to line up your shot. “He doesn’t get to treat me like a child anymore! I know they found me when I was young, but I’m a grown woman now!” you asserted, driving your cue into the ball for emphasis.

“At least you have someone looking out for you.” Claire demurred.

“I’m sorry, Claire.”

“No, no.” She set down her beer. “I’m a big girl. I can take care of myself.” She sunk a ball into the corner pocket and turned to face you.

“I know it’s not what you want to hear, but Dean was only trying to protect you. He loves you. They both do.”

“When did you become the voice of reason?” you demanded, trying to skirt the truth.

“You know I’m right.”

“I know,” you groaned, “I just wish their love didn’t come at the cost of my freedom and mental stability!”

“Dean’s right too, you know.” Claire pointed the neck of her nearly empty beer bottle at you. “That dress does make you look like a floozy.”

“Claire!” you bellowed, playfully shoving her. “You’re the one who lent it to me.”

Claire laughed and grabbed your hand, pulling you toward the bar.

“Come on!” she cheered. “You’ve got some catching up to do.”

“Dean, would you sit down?” Sam gestured to the chair next to him. “You’re gonna wear a hole in the floor.”

Dean had been pacing the length of the library ever since finding your empty room.

“No, Sam. I can’t sit. Y/N is missing!”

“She’s not missing.” Sam reiterated for what felt like the hundredth time. “She snuck out.”

“What if someone took her? What if something took her? Why won’t she answer her phone?” Dean wondered frantically through gritted teeth.

“Might have something to do with you calling her a floozy and then locking her in her bedroom on her birthday.” Sam sassed. 

Dean shot Sam a look that let his younger brother know to keep his mouth shut. Sam said nothing and returned to his book.

After a moment of strained silence, Dean stood. 

“I can’t take it anymore.” he said, reaching for his coat. “I’m going to look for her.”

Just as Dean grabbed his keys, the distinct sound of a car door echoed through the bunker, followed closely by your laughter.

“Thank God.” Sam breathed.

Dean took Sam’s relief as a slight to his own grating worry, but the younger Winchester had also been quietly concerned for your safety, which became immediately clear when he dropped his book to the ground and hurried to the garage.

“Dammit, Y/N!” Claire whispered loudly. “The whole point of sneaking in is to, ya know, sneak back in.”

“Shhhh.” you mocked, crouching low to the ground. Walking in that stance proved difficult, and you toppled over, erupting into another fit of laughter. 

“It’s very hard to believe you’re a trained hunter, right now.” Claire deadpanned. 

You managed to hoist yourself back on your feet only to find Claire frozen in place. You followed her gaze to the other end of the garage and saw Sam and Dean leaning against the tool bench. Claire’s eyes were wide with fear, but you were too far gone to care what the boys thought of your drunken state. 

“SAMMY!” you squealed, running to him. “I love you!" 

You flung your arms around his neck and kissed his cheek. You pulled back and were met with his bewildered expression. 

"Such a pretty pony!” you marveled, stroking his hair like a mane. 

“Is this your doing?” Sam asked Claire. 

She held up her hands in surrender.  

“DEANOSAUR!” you lightheartedly shoved Sam over, lunging at Dean. 

“Hey, kiddo.” Dean couldn’t help but reciprocate your hug, and he wrapped his arms around you. “Did you have fun?” 

You looked up at Dean, surprised by his lack of anger, and flashed him an apologetic smile. 

“I’m sorry I left without telling you.” 

“You don’t have anything to apologize for, Y/N/N.” Dean assured. “I didn’t really leave you much of a choice. I’m sorry for being a stubborn ass.” 

“It’s okay,” you ruffled his hair, “I know it’s cause you love me.” 

“Now that is my doing.” Claire commented as she walked toward the group. 

“Did you drive here?” Dean questioned.   

“I only had one beer.” Claire defended, but Dean and Sam eyed her suspiciously. 

“I’m serious!” Claire pandered to the boys, closing her eyes and touching each index finger to her nose in turn. 

Sam and Dean nodded at each other in satisfaction, but you stood with a knit in your brow. 

“Claire,” you rasped, “That’s the dumbest dance I’ve ever seen." 

Sam could no longer hold back his laughter, and he let out a loud snicker. 

"Thanks, Claire.” Dean placed a hand on her shoulder. “You wanna come in? It’s getting late, you’re welcome to stay." 

"Nah, I’m okay to drive, and I’d rather sleep in my own bed." 

"Claire! Are you leaving me?!” You forced a clownish frown and crossed your arms. 

“You’ll see me soon!” she promised. “I had fun with you tonight!" 

"Thank you for taking me out after these losers,” you held up your hand to shield the finger you were pointing at the boys, “tried to IMPRISON ME.” 

Claire rolled her eyes and patted you on the head. 

“Not like they could have stopped me anyway. I got these!” You held up your fists and squatted into a fighting stance. 

“What are you gonna do with those Tyson?” Dean joked before noticing the knuckles on your right hand were red and raw. “Y/N, did you hit someone tonight?” 

“YES!” you beamed proudly. “I punched a guy at the bar!” 

“Why would you do that?” Sam interrogated, taking your hand to examine the damage. 

“He tried to grab my ass." 

"What?!” Dean went from amused to enraged in seconds. 

“Don’t worry.” You nonchalantly waved him off. “He couldn’t." 

"Why’s that?" 

"Well, after I punched him, I broke his hand." 

Dean and Sam looked to Claire for confirmation, and she emphatically nodded “Yes” before slipping into her car. Dean smiled proudly. 

"That’s my girl." 

"I broke it so good, Dean. I broke it so hard.” Sam and Dean had to bite the inside of their cheeks to refrain from laughing. 

“I’m amazing.” you whispered, turning to stare at your reflection in the Impala. 

As Claire drove away, Sam came to stand next to you, and your look of pride and admiration melted into one of uncertainty. You slowly turned to face Sam. 

“Sammy?" 

"Y/N/N, what’s wrong?” 

"Sam?” This time your voice was small and scared. Sam and Dean inched closer to you, concern pushing aside their amusement. 

“I’m right here, Y/N/N.” Sam took your hand in his. 

“Sammy,” you swallowed, then declared with all the sincerity in the word, “There are two of you." 

This time, Dean was the one who was unable to contain his laughter. 

"Okay slugger,” Sam gently grabbed your wrist and lifted your arm around his neck, “Let’s get you to bed.” 

The second you were in his arms, you relaxed and let out a dramatic yawn. By the time Sam reached your bedroom, you were already asleep. 

Sam laid you down before taking off your shoes and tucking you in. 

“Man she is entertaining when she’s drunk.” Sam remarked, joining Dean in your doorway. 

“You’re telling me." 

Both brothers watched your sleeping form and smiled quietly. 

"I’m glad she had some fun.” Dean confessed. 

“Me too.” Sam agreed. 

“I’m putting a padlock on her bedroom door, though." 

"Yeah, she’s never leaving this bunker again.”

Masterlist

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

watching the sonic ova again and it’s genuinely so impressive how throughly the people working on it get metal sonic like it’s obviously been an influence towards every portrayal of him since bc the staff there understand him on a deep conceptual level. like it’s most obvious with sonic heroes which takes heavy inspiration from the film except it portrays metal's identity issues in a much darker light but like just in general like. the ova portrayal of metal sonic is The template every other portrayal of him. like his personal identity issues his beyond monomaniacal obsession with sonic to the point it leads to him defying orders them having a much deeper personal rivalry than the other sonic robots eggman made him being severely mentally ill like. cd establishes that he’s cruel mocking and ruthless but the ova is the origin of his complexities of a character, ones that were absolutely carried over in the rare cases sega let metal sonic even have a character (like where’s his sass from cd he's as dramatic a bitch as sonic in that but they don’t even let him taunt sonic he’s lost personality he had in the sega cd games how do you DO that) like. heroes metal sonic is pretty undeniably a beyond terrible person but it’s clear that he's also had a complete mental breakdown from how inherently traumatic his existence is and mania adventures depicts him as borderline suicidally depressed again like. the ova clearly influenced both of those immensely.

and not only does it do that but then it goes delightfully off the rails and uses it’s complete understanding and establishment of its character to take him in a completely unique direction. i mean for one it’s a canon metonic soulmate AU like. they're metaphysically linked and share a soul and mind they’re literally soulmates by definition. but also it fully embraces the more complex areas of his characterisation and makes him a full on tragic villain with a redemption arc. metal sonic in the ova is undeniably a person, and one who can care for others and be good if given an opportunity (even before the final scene! like, he gave the old man owl “his”/sonic's favourite clothes, and they share memories and likes so presumably they’d be something he very much likes and would want to keep too) and the fact he's basically been programmed only for destruction and never able to live a proper life is sad. he kills himself at the end. it’s not something triumphant or even satisfying, because it’s so fucking sad that he's aware he'll never be able to live that normal life. how there can only be one sonic. and yeah, he fucking dies, so the ova (which was planned to be a full blown anime) defined metal sonic's whole everything for the next thirty years while having him as a one-shot character. they wrote the best metal sonic for a one off appearance. incredibly ballsy decision and it makes me sad it never got picked up bc if they completely defined a character who appeared in like, one episode the fucking geniuses could have done some insane shit with a full series.

[just-1other-nerd]

Good Omens live blog ep. 12

Once again, did not totally forget this one in my drafts, I don't know why you're saying that...

He doesn't have real candles anymore, after the incident

How did he know from which class Muriel was?

I like the way he contrasts heaven so much, it just looks so weirdly pretty. Also, he's just got the gayest walk

Oh no, not the angel outfit

Maggie, love, now is the wrong time to awake your inner badass. Aaand just minutes later we've got an I told you so situation

The circle is such a nice callback and clever as well

The Muriel Crowley combo is one of the best things in this season

Crowley was high up in the heavenly ranking? I just know that there will be so many fan theories

Gabriel, or shall I say Jim, is just enjoying the chaos

Did Gabriel just say "Nah", like for real? He's such a bitch

Why is Saraqael so chill right now?

I'll do myself one better: Why was Gabriel so chill about going to hell? Very sus

So that was the institutional problem, a bit unspectacular if you ask me

Not the BOOKS!!! As a fellow bookseller, this season really hurts me as much as the last one. Why do they keep doing this?

So halos are weapons? Cool. Idk how to explain it, but he throws it in such a gay way. Are they dead? Discorporated? Unconscious?

Love how Crowley just keeps giving orders, and they just follow them like he isn't a demon

So we got the high-ranking angels there, Lord Beelzebub and this seemingly high-ranking demon, but wtf is Furfur doing there?

Crowley just keeps insisting that there is no war and weirdly everyone listens?!

Saraqael has got the sass

I knew something was up with the fly! But I thought it was a false lead or to spy on them, not a container of Gabriel's memories!

Beelzebub is strangely nice and gentle

INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY IS CANON?! I thought of this more as a fun crackship, and I thought it was so silly that this would never become canon, so I didn't expect the fly to be connected to Beelzebub in a good way.

When he shows them the statue, they just make an "okay weird" face and move on, I think that's hilarious

How his love for Beelzebub not only makes him do a miracle but also appreciate earthly things

But that montage convinced me that they deserve a happy ending somewhere where they can't hurt anyone. The way they look at each other. Damn Beelzebub has a pretty smile

Today everyone seems to forget Saraqael's name

Crowley's got such a fun dynamic with so many people

Oh, that one guy is still alive

Maggie makes some moves, you go girl!

The way Crowley proudly watches when Aziraphale becomes bossy

Alpha Centauri is back, I can't cope!!!

They're singing their song, that's so cute

Shax and Furfur being besties, like slay

Is that the Metatron? What is he doing here? I sense something bad coming

The way Crowley recognises him before everyone else is so funny

The Ritz, oh my God, the Ritz! And alone time?! Like a date?!

Crowley is putting everything back to where it was, that's husband behaviour

Nina and Maggie speaking the truth! And Nina called her angel! Best advice, 10/10. Is this really happening? Will the ineffable husbands really become canon? So excited!

The romantic music from the Blitz!

No, Aziraphale, don't interrupt him now!

Please, don't let that go to where I think it's going!

FUCK IT IS!!!

Aziraphale, I know you really believe what you're saying, but I'm with Crowley on this one!

We get a love confession anyways? I think I might be dying. The way he looks up trying not to cry, like same.

So many daggers are being put directly into my heart right now!

The sunglasses, NOOOOOO!

He really does understand it better than you, but he needs to explain it! There is so much more to say!

No nightingales. Really?! Neil knows the fandom to well, he knows exactly where to hit us, so that it really hurts. I love and despise him for this

Oh my God, it's happening, everybody stay calm, stay fucking calm! They really just kissed! It's canon y'all! But also: not like this! NOT THIS DESPERATELY AND NOT THIS DEVASTATINGLY! I'M IN AGONY!

Not the "I forgive you"! Aziraphale, you idiot, I can't even express why that line and Crowley's answer are so damn emotional and full of meaning. The parallels! I can't cope! I literally rolled off the couch, and now I'm lying on the carpet crying!

Not the lip touch!

I don't think Muriel will do any harm to the shop, but they'll probably make lots of mistakes...

He doesn't take anything with him because Crowley was the only thing that really mattered!

Crowley judgingly and sadly looking at Aziraphale and the Metatron makes the pieces of my heart break again! And the dramatic strings in the background aren't helping!

The second coming?! We're in for a wild ride in season 3, not only emotionally and characterwise but also plotwise! I literally can't wait!

I can't help but hope that he won't step into this elevator until the last second, but somewhere inside me, I know that he just isn't there yet in his character development

Crowley looks so heartbroken, he finally sees their relationship for what it is and now he's lost it! He's shutting down the nightinggales song and drives away expressionless

WHAT KIND OF AN ENDING IS THIS?! WHAT THE FUCK, NEIL, WHAT THE FUCK! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO US! ONLY SEASON 3 MIGHT BE ABLE TO HEAL US, BUT IT'LL TAKE FOREVER TIL IT'S OUT!

Loved this season, but damn do I feel an emotional overload and I have a love/hate relationship with that ending because as an aspiring writer, I would have done the same, it's brilliant, but it hurts so much!

[celestiall0tus]

Amaranthine - Chapter 15 - I See You

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            Luka swung by Juleka and Rose’s apartment around midnight. He turned the corner to the kitchen and paused when he saw Juleka.

            “Shouldn’t you be in bed?” Luka asked.

            “And pass up on the chance to interrogate you? It’s like you don’t know me at all.”

            Luka sighed and sat at the table. Juleka placed a plate of snacks down along with a pair of mugs with coffee.

            “So, how was your first day of work?”

            “It was… interesting.”

            Juleka smirked and wiggled her shoulders. “Oh? Do share, Brother.”

            Luka let out a breath. “Marinette is Nimue, isn’t she?”

            Juleka paused mid bite as she stared at Luka with wide eyes. “How’d you figure it out?”

            “Oh, you know, small things at first. The odd comfort I take in her presence, the constant draw throughout the day, and, well, she told me her soulmate dreams.”

            “Yeah, that would do it, wouldn’t it? What are you going to do?”

            “Good question. Let me ask another. Xiulan is Longg, isn’t she?”

            “Yes,” Sass answered.

            Juleka and Luka turned as Sass materialized and sat beside Juleka.

            “I feared as much. She seems to approve of me well enough, but she certainly won’t when she learns who I really am,” Luka pointed out.

            “Well, why not just tell Marinette when the dragon is out of the lair?” Juleka suggested.

            “He may be waiting for a while. Longg is damn near glued to Marinette. Always lurking somewhere nearby,” Sass remarked.

            Luka grimaced. “You were around there today?”

            “Of course. I was in the Unseen. Longg slipped into it often to keep an eye on the two of you, until she was needed elsewhere.”

            Juleka hummed. “Well, you can either wait until Longg goes grocery shopping, or we can organize a distraction.”

            “What kind of distraction?” Luka asked.

            “Girls, I know you’re listening. Come out,” Juleka announced.

            A moment passed before Freya and Diana joined them.

            “We’re sorry, Mam. We just couldn’t sleep and-,” Diana started.

            “How would you two like to accompany me when I head to Auntie Marinette’s next week for my lessons?”

            Freya and Diana’s eyes lit up. “Yes!”

            “Will we be able to learn some witchcraft too, Mam?” Diana asked.

            “No way! We’ll need to keep Longg busy so Uncle Luka can confess to Auntie Marinette,” Freya corrected.

            Diana groaned. “Why?”

            “Because Longg will kill him otherwise should she hear the truth,” Sass remarked.

            “Why?” Diana asked.

            “Because Longg is a dragon, and dragons hold grudges. And the grudge she’s holding is from their previous lives,” Sass answered.

            “Oh! You mean when Auntie Marinette was burned at the stake?”

            “Correct. So, you two will be keeping Longg busy so Luka can tell Marinette everything, but not Longg, understand?” Juleka asked.

            Freya nodded while Diana frowned.

            “Why go through all this trouble? Why not just fuck and call it a day?” Diana asked.

            Luka choked as he took a sip of his coffee.

            Juleka snickered. “Because Uncle Luka is too much of a bitch to actually put a move on any woman or man. You should have seen when we were younger. Our friend Alix was-.”

            “They don’t need to hear that story, Jule,” Luka interrupted.

            “Why not? Wouldn’t it be amusing to hear how you ran away like a scared kitten when the moves were put on you?”

            Luka deadpanned while Sass snickered.

            “Mam, is Uncle Luka a lost cause?” Diana asked.

            “That depends if he can bag Marinette. If not, then he really is a lost cause,” Juleka teased.

            “It probably doesn’t help that he has to keep fighting her,” Freya muttered.

            “It’s not by choice, Freya. Longg’s fury is stronger than Marinette’s will, so Longg wins every time.”

            “Might help if you don’t pump so much sedatives into her. Maybe then you could actually talk to her,” Sass mumbled.

            Luka opened his mouth when the ground shook. He braced himself while Juleka protected Freya and Diana. The tremor passed and Luka ran out with Sass behind him. He transformed in the dimly lit hallway and made his way outside.

            Atropa scouted the area to discover a long, slender woman thin as a rail. Her skin was black as night with pink fiery hair that billowed about. She hurled fireballs into buildings that lit up with pink fire before everything crumbled to ash within seconds. Fear gripped him as he ran out and confronted the woman.

            The woman opened her mouth to speak, but Atropa snapped his fingers. She let out an unearthly scream as she crumbled to the ground. She hissed and cursed as he inflicted more injuries on her. He moved again to close the gap when the earth shook. He stumbled when a pillar of rock hit and launched him off the ground. He turned and caught eye of another woman with vines for hair.

            Atropa snapped his fingers again when he heard a cat’s yowl. He turned his head as Midnight and Carmine came barreling in. Carmine wrangled the ghouls together as Midnight slashed at their bodies, turning them to dust. He let out a breath as he landed on the ground.

            “You. Get somewhere not out in the open. I don’t care if you help, but don’t let the dragon see you,” Carmine ordered.

            “What for?”

            “There are more of these ghouls around the city. We’re doing our best to detain them, but more just take their place. We’ve been trying to locate a source, but haven’t,” Midnight explained.

            “Exactly, and we can’t deal with you and your lover’s quarrel tonight. Not until-!”

            The earth shook violently beneath them. They looked around for the source as a pair of vine-haired ghouls rose from the cracks in the street. They readied for a fight when the vines on the ghouls shriveled and died. They exchanged glances when Nimue landed and crushed the ghouls’ bodies to ash. Everyone froze as Nimue’s armor fell away and her clothes torn to tatters.

            Carmine took a breath and stepped out in front of Atropa. “Wait, please. I beseech you, we need you help. You are a master of the elements and these creatures are using said elements against us. Could you aid us in tracking and stopping the source? Please. The casualties are unreal tonight and more grow the longer we let our enemy stand.”

            Guenevere huffed. She closed her eyes and hummed. She took a few steps forward before her eyes shot open. She grabbed the heroes and Atropa, then took off. They gasped and struggled to catch up when they landed atop a building. They looked down in the plaza below at large black creature on the ground.

            Atropa, Carmine, and Midnight recoiled at the sight of the monster. It was stuck on its back with a bloated stomach. It let out a ghastly scream as it spewed more ghouls from it. Midnight covered her mouth and turned away, Carmine took several deep breaths, while Atropa looked away. He chanced a glance at Guenevere and saw tears streaming down her face.

            “Alright, we need a plan. We need… we need something,” Carmine whispered.

            “Fuck that. I’m just going to blast the whole area. Get rid of them for good,” Midnight snarled.

            “Hold up! We can’t just run in, guns blazing. For an abomination like this, Adonis must have precautions set up. We need-!”

            “A lesson,” Guenevere snarled.

            “Wait, what? No. Hold on. Wait!” Carmine begged.

            Guenevere ignored Carmine and dove down. Atropa readied to follow Guenevere, but was held back by Carmine. He attempted to fight Carmine when she pointed below. He turned to watch as all the ghouls and the abomination pointed to Guenevere before they jumped her. He sucked in a breath when there was an explosion of fire. They shielded their eyes until the blaze darkened.

            Midnight snarled and jumped down with Guenevere. The pair burnt and blasted the ghouls to ashes until they had an opening. Guenevere grabbed Midnight and hurled her over to the abomination. Midnight blasted the creature to ash, destroying it and the butterfly. The rest of the ghouls crumbled away to dust on the wind.

            “Well, looks like Midnight’s plan was the go-to,” Atropa muttered.

            “No. Something isn’t right. Hey, Guenevere! Up here!” Carmine called.

            Guenevere and Midnight rejoined the others. She shot a glare at Atropa before she faced Carmine. “What?”

            “Those monsters, were they trying to kill or capture you.”

            A pause. “Capture.”

            Carmine’s breath caught. “Does this mean you know Adonis? Or perhaps Adonis knows you?”

            Guenevere opened her mouth when her eyes widened and clouded with fear. A loud whine escaped her as parts of her body shifted to Nimue’s golden armor.

            “Longg! Longg, the fairies! They’re his, aren’t they?” Nimue cried.

            “Relax, you’re safe with me. I won’t let him harm you. I-,” Guenevere attempted.

            “He knows everything. He knows what I am. Who you are. He’s going to make me suffer. I-!”

            “Enough! Dragonling, enough. We don’t know what’s happening. There are too many variables at play here. The only truth we know is Adonis is looking to capture the dragon. If he wanted you, he could come for you at any point, but hasn’t. You’re ok.”

            The dragon let out a choked sob. She looked back at Atropa and swore. Guenevere relinquished her hold and let Nimue take over. Tears rimmed Atropa’s eyes as he charged forward and scooped Nimue up, holding her close. She clung to him as she sobbed.

            “This isn’t good, Carm,” Midnight said.

            “Not in the slightest. Dragon, if Adonis is after you, let us help guard you, please,” Carmine insisted.

            Nimue slowly nodded. “Very well. I… I can’t do this alone.”

            Carmine and Midnight knelt and placed a hand on Nimue’s shoulders. Nimue lifted her head slightly as she glanced at the pair.

            “You’ve never been alone. We’ve all been here, helping one another. In one form or another. Granted you’ve done a lot of the heavy lifting, let us return the favor. Hopefully, in the coming weeks, we can finally put Adonis down,” Carmine reassured.

            “Yeah! Together, we can finally end this madness. We finally have our variables to make a difference and finally take over this ludicrous game he’s trapped us in,” Midnight cheered.

            “Though, I do ask something steep. I know there’s no guarantee we can keep you completely safe. Even we have our limits. So, should the moment arise, would you being willing to put everything on the line to bring him down? Carmine asked.

            Nimue nodded. “I won’t live my life in fear forever. I refuse.”

            “Good. Could you give us a clue on how to find you?” Carmine asked.

            “The paradise where Arthur was taken to have his mortal wounds healed. The place we waits still before he makes his grand return to rule over all once again,” Nimue whispered.

            Midnight’s face twisted in confusion while Carmine nodded.

            “We’ll find you. That I promise. Night, let’s go,” Carmine declared.

            “Shouldn’t we stay?” Midnight asked.

            “She has herself and the snake. She’ll be fine for the time. Let’s go.”

            Midnight huffed, but left with Carmine.

            Atropa sighed. He held onto Nimue as he hummed and rocked them back and forth. He closed his eyes as he started to sing what came to his mind, lost in the moment. He was startled from it when she shifted, moving to sit in his lap and rest her head on his shoulder.

            Atropa smiled softly. “Comfortable?”

            Nimue nodded.

            “How’re you holding up?”

            “Still startled. The notion was… well, to say it was a shock would be generous.”

            “Who did you think it was to send you into a panic like that?”

            A pause. “I… I don’t want to think about it. Please, anything else. I’d even rather talk about that monster spewing abomination.”

            “Eww, no. That thing was awful. Uh, Longg? Is she… ok with this? With us?”

            Another pause. “She… she needs time. She doesn’t like you still, just because you’re my soulmate. However, with Adonis, she’s torn. She’s currently trying to assess who’s the bigger threat to me.”

            “Well, maybe I could sway her with the news that Sass and I are attempting to break the cycle so you and I can be together.”

            Nimue jerked her head up. “How? What are you doing?”

            “Our first step is getting… someone important. Someone who should be able to pinpoint where the problem is and help us solve it. From there, well, I can only hope all goes well.”

            “Me too. I’m tired of this game. I just want it to be over. I just want you.”

            “Me too. Every moment I’m away is agony, damn near torture. I just want it to end. I just want you. But, I have you know, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”

            Nimue hugged Atropa tighter. “Me too.”

            “Hey, do you… have anywhere you need to be?”

            Nimue smirked. “Actually, I do remember I needed to be somewhere.”

            “O-oh? I’m sorry if I’m-.”

            Nimue scooped up Atropa and flew them to Bois de Boulogne. She landed near one of the lakeshores and set him down. She took a deep breath before she sat on the grass. He sat beside her, pulling her close to him.

            “I probably should have asked, but I just… I needed be surrounded by nature.”

            “Does it calm you down?”

            “It does. I enjoy listening to the heartbeat of the earth, the chatter of the creatures, and so much more. It’s all so… soothing.”

            “Is it? I’m a little jealous I can’t hear it. Think you can teach me?”

            “I don’t know if I can. Maybe Longg can once all this is over and we’re free to be with each other. No more endless cycles, no more dying young, just love and happiness at long last.”

            Atropa smiled. He pulled Nimue into an embrace. She wrapped her arms around his torso as she laid against him. He held her tight as he leaned back onto the earthy ground. She folded her wings and covered them like a blanket.

            “You’re comfortable? My armor isn’t hurting you?” Nimue asked.

            “I honestly don’t feel it.”

            Nimue smiled and sighed contently. She snuggled up against him. Her breathing evened out as she fell asleep in his arms. He stared up at the sky as he savored every moment before he fell asleep.

[theyaresogay]

Willow memes I found on Pinterest that I cackle at (I’m just to going keep adding to this)

one

Kit: Man it sure is dark in here…

Jade:

Kit: I'm not scared or anything.

Jade:

Kit: I mean, who is afraid of the dark these days, anyways?

Kit: Not me. No sir.

Jade: …Do you want me to hold your hand?

Kit: Yes please.

two

Elora: Start with some light flirting, okay? Subtlety is key.

Kit, nodding: Sure, I can do that.

—Later—

Kit: Hey, Jade! High Five!

*they high five*

Jade: Okay?

Kit: *interlacing their fingers* I'm in love with you.

Jade: *smiling confusedly* What?

Elora: *face palms*

three

Kit: *does something ridiculous*

Jade: Great, like I needed to get anymore attracted to you.

Kit: ... What?

Jade: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. That’s what I said.

four

King Hastur: So, Queen Sorsha, what is your daughter like?

Sorsha: Well, she's-

Kit: Full of sass with a really cute-

Sorsha: Kit!

Kit: ...Lass. *winks at Jade*

Jade: *smitten eye rolling*

five

Graydon: Why are Kit and Jade sitting with their backs to each other?

Elora: They had a fight.

Graydon: Then why are they still holding hands?

Elora: *shrugs* Kit gets sad when they fight.

six

Kit: Mom, I understand now why you arranged a marriage for me. As a princess, and heir to the throne, it is my duty to form alliances to protect our kingdom.

Sorsha: I am so happy to hear you say that. I know it's a great sacrifice, and I am so proud that you are willing to go through with it.

Kit: ...And since Jade turned out to be essentially a Bone Reaver princess, I decided to marry her.

Sorsha: .....

seven

Elora: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kit?

Kit: ...No.

Graydon: I do!

Elora: I know, Graydon.

Graydon: I'm sad!

Elora: I know, Graydon.

eight

Kit, joking around: When are you going to go out with me?

Jade: I don't know, when are you going to ask me?

—Later—

Elora: AND YOU JUST RAN AWAY?!

Kit: I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO FLIRT BACK!

nine

Elora: Every family has a gay cousin

Kit: I don't have a gay cousin

Elora: Maybe you're the gay cousin

Kit: Holy shit, I'm the gay cousin

ten

Madmartigan: Kids, I'm sorry I had to leave, and wasn't there for you both growing up. I an so proud of the people you have become. Kit, you are one of the finest, bravest knights this world has ever known. Kit: Thanks, dad.

Madmartigan: And Airk... you've got great hair, son.

Airk: (overcome with emotions) Thanks, dad.

Willow: Really?

Jade: He's always had really low expectations.

Elora: Tell me about it. Before we started dating I once gave him a cupcake I stole from the kitchens. He thought I'd made him a birthday cake. He cried.

eleven

Elora: I give up. I am so tired.

Kit: Get the emergency supply!

Jade: *carries Graydon and places him in front of Elora*

Graydon: *smiles*

Elora: AND I’M BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

twelve

Airk: Hey, Kit? Can I get some dating advice?

Kit: Just because I'm with Jade doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Kit: *turns to Jade looking curious* How did I do it?

Jade: I think it’s definitely the hair.

Kit: *smuggly smirking*

thirteen

Kit, messaging Jade at 2 am: lmfao

Kit: guess what?

Jade: Bitch, with the way you live, I have no fucking idea.

fourteen

Kit: Look at that! The statues smirking at me.

Elora: You’re right, that’s weird.

Boorman: It’s art, it isn’t weird.

Graydon *turns to Jade*: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Jade: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Graydon: Three of us saw it, Jade. How do you explain that?

Jade: *points at Elora* Sleep deprivation, *points at Kit* Severe paranoia, *points at Boorman* Delusional personality disorder.

fifteen

Kit: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Jade: Okay.

kit: And make out during the scary parts.

Jade: Th-

Jade: The scary parts.

Jade: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

sixteen

Jade: You know what I learned from years of being friends with Kit?

Graydon: There's no such thing as too idiotic?

Elora: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Boorman: Always hold a grudge?

Kit: I don’t know what you learned, but I learned to never steal your socks.

seventeen

Airk: Oh you travelled across most of the known world and nearly died multiple times to reach me? What a wonderful treat! Oh, those guys who've been trying to kill you the last few months? They're fine, don't worry about them, they're my mates. They still want to kill you though. Let me give you the most awkward hugs in existence and be really creepy and spacey then start spouting the most cultish speech ever.

Kit: What are you on?

Airk: Wyrm's milk.

Kit: Forget I asked.

eighteen

Elora: Sonetimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Kit: The cow?!?!?!

Elora: What?

Jade: Elora, W H Y?

Nineteen

Kit: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Jade: What did you do?

Kit: Nobody died.

Jade: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?

twenty

Kit: Jade, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Jade: You are my reward, Kit.

[meanwhile]

Boorman: Scorpia, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Scorpia: Hell yeah I do; you're a real bitch sometimes. Scratch that, all the time.

[i-like-anything-water]

A bit sad you're taking a break from Chloenette, but I can get why. There's not enough love for it...

Anyway, since Chloenette's off the table, what do you think about a Wenclair AU where they end up becoming Superheroes (asks the Superhero fan)? For a bit of added irony (would it be irony?), it's all Wednesday's idea.

Hello

It's not really a break, more of me kind of cringing at myself because I keep seeing my own posts (nothing wrong, I'm just awkward xD) but I will keep on posting about them. They're my babies.

Funnily enough, Wenclair superhero AU is just them having a miraculous. Mlb x Wednesday fic, Chloe is an Addams although they're pretty far so she wasn't told about it until they had to meet for a very important event (still deciding on what it is).

Anyways, Chloe is still Queen Bee and Marinette is still Ladybug so I won't use that for the Wednesday squad. Here's my thoughts tho:

Wednesday with the Peafowl. I was thinking of the Butterfly but I find it more suitable for Shinobu (a character from a different fandom). Peafowl since Wednesday has vast knowledge about supernatural beings and well, she likes to experiment. She also likes anything with a 'monster' to it, taxidermy, necromancy probably, plus she can create a playmate or friend for Thing so win-win.

For Enid I'm confused. I was planning for the dog (lmao) just for laughs but the Dog Miraculous won't be too compatible with her. Although I can see her using it whenever she's forgotten something and she's too lazy to find it. The other miraculous for her would be the Cat Miraculous. She and Plagg would be hilarious, especially Plagg's love for stinky cheese and Enid has a very sensitive nose. But mostly because she's still queasy about her destructive habits and Plagg explains to her that destruction is important for it balances out the other concepts of the universe.

Also, the cat costume. I rest my case.

Yoko I'd probably give her Trixx. Personalities match plus she can have an illusion do her bidding like getting some stuff while it's hot outside or she doesn't feel like it. Also, my hc is Yoko knows people well (having to live longer than most people) and can easily copy others if needed.

Bianca I'd give her Sass. Observant, smart, leader type and a strategist. A perfect combination for the snake's powers. They'll have tea and discuss homework or history probably.

Also Sass may or may not let her use his power to insult her mother without her remembering lmao. "Bitch." "Excuse me-" "Second Chance."

Divina gets the Tiger miraculous. I hc her as someone who punches the living daylight out of anyone lmao.

Kent gets the Horse miraculous because he's needed a lot (esp by Bianca). Also, him and Kaalki go get boba and pedicures (Kaalki gets to choose the colors).

Xavier gets the goat miraculous. I will not say more.

Ajax gets the monkey miraculous. He's high most times so it won't really affect his powers (might even make them more ridiculous therefore more effective).

Eugene, best boi. Look I know he's supposed to get the Bee but that's for Chloe so I'm giving him the rooster miraculous. He's smart and just like Wednesday, knows a lot of stuff therefore can make up powers easily without affecting the other holders or duplicating.

Tyler gets no bitches. Jk. Hmmm, I'll probably give him the Pig Kwami. He's good with words, he suddenly gets the power to know people's desires. Bam. Master manipulator.

I think that's all the Wednesday squad. That's just my preference of the Kwami pairings of course, I'm curious about anyone's thoughts about it. Also, Chlonette isn't off the table. You can still send asks about them, I'm just gonna divide my time for all three of my ships because I feel like an absent father *sobs* forgive me, my children.

Anyways, thanks for the ask!

[justanotherfanaccount]

A play-by-play of the live action Avatar

Episode 1

SPOILERS (obviously)

Daaannngg CGI is good

Who is this guy?

Ohhhh it's a flashback...totally knew that (he in fact did not know that)

KYOSHIIIIIII

I kinda love that we get to see all the air nomads 🥺

...aang can fly? ...that's a huge thing that he can't do for a reason hold up...maybe he's just gliding a lot?

Aang is so cute 🥺 just a little baby

I love that we get to see aang learning he's the avatar and seeing him with gyatso

"Keep pretending I'm your friend" "I am your friend" don't mind me crying 😭😭

APPA YOU'VE ARRIVED

"Monks don't even trust me to feed the baby bison" that's so aang love that for him

This kid is such a good actor for saying this monologue to Appa who is probably some giant blue thing in reality

So far the worst CGI is Appa (which I think is kinda funny)

Is it gonna show the genocide!? AHHHH NO THAT'S TOO PAINFUL

"brothers, sisters were under attack!" If that doesn't show you how peaceful they are 😭

Omg I hope gyatso doesn't believe aang abandoned them in their time of need

THESE AIRBENDERS ARE SUCH BADASSES

...this is brutal... Netflix definitely changed the "no deaths on screen" policy. I'm just watching people get burned to a crisp

I know what happened and I'm crying seeing Gyatso protect all the kids 😢

(This is really good so far... I'm enjoying it)

AVATAR AANG LETS GOOOOO

100 years later

*said in SpongeBob voice*

"Sulk later paddle now" there's the sokka sass

(Also I like how they haven't stated that it's been 100 years cuz I feel like they're gonna make it a big reveal)

RIP sexist sokka causing katara to release aang 😔😔 we'll miss your character arc

Zuko looks so tiny next to the other fire benders hehehe

KATARA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?! (jk I know)

I love how dramatic aang looked just for him to slide down the hill

"Mysterious little bald person" hahhahah yeesss

YOU LEFT APPPPAAAAA

Irohhhh I love yoouuuu (all he did was show up)

APPA thank goodness

Sokka stepping behind katara was perfect

Not gran gran saying the theme 🤭 I can't even take it seriously

I feel like gran gran isn't dramatic enough. Give me that SHOCK factor.

Don't make fun of zuko BITCH 😡

"Are you okay?" ...no katara...he's not okay

"Guess he had to grow up fast" yes 🥺 he did...my baby

Yes zukoooo get that fire

"A nice cup of jasmine tea" 😌

"You're wrong" ...he's not wrong baby but I understand...it'll take a while

"I'm a warrior I should be able to do more for our people" I love her 🥺

Das not good (referring to the fire nation)

Dang gran gran knows everything

I kinda like angry sokka 👀 I feel like he's gonna have a good character arc

"I am sokka" > "hi there, zuko here" pipeline

Aang baby whatchu doing watching sokka get beat up

...spoke too soon lol

THE ROCKS LETS GOOOO CHILD WARRIORS sokka looks like a proud dad 🥺

"I think you're the bravest person I've ever met" 😭 sokkas face when he said that

"Let's go save that weird kid" heck yeah sokka!!!

"Myself included" love the honesty iroh hahhah

"Is that what you believe?" No answer is an answer iroh 👀

I love how none of them have ever dealt with an airbender before so they have no idea how to deal with him

"There's no way you're getting me on that- AHHHHH" is the most sokka thing yet I laughed out loud

HIS GLIDER LET'S GOOOO (I know that's in the og but i never know what they're gonna change so I'm gonna continue getting excited over little things)

Zuko is so concerned 😟 his face literally says 'that's my only hope getting away'

"Hey kid!" YES SOKKA LOVE YOU

KATARA YES YOU DID THAT!! HECK YEAH MOTHER FUCKER (...pardon my language)

Aang not going into the avatar state is kinda cool cuz you got to see katara be a badass

"So where do we go?" My brain immediately went "do you want to go penguin sledding with me!?"

...well this is way sadder than penguin sledding

On another note aangs tattoo is so cool...i.love the patterns in it

Gyatso 😭😭😭 NOOOOO

This must be so hard for him cuz in aangs mind he just saw everyone YESTERDAY

AVATAR STATE AANG

Don't mind me I'm just crying

That was very emotional...I was not prepared even though I should've been

I'm glad sokka still had some comic relief in him...I was really worried

Aang keeping gyatsos necklace (??) 😭

Showing zuko during aangs speech was good 👀

I love how dramatic it is but i hope they still put in some of the silliness from the original show

Overall I enjoyed it though!! I was really nervous so it went a lot better than I anticipated I'm not gonna lie

[aajjks]

mommy issues!JK

“u-uh, yeah? yeah! y-yes, i am hungry, haha” you say and nara can’t help but smirk at your poor acting skills. you make it so obvious that the two of you aren’t dating and to prove how unfazed she is, she openly laughs and mocks the two of you. “first off” she begins “she is not your girlfriend. you look so embarrassing right now, hahaha!!”

“i am his girlfriend” you sass back.

“no, you’re not”

instead of explaining or making up reasons that’ll prove you are jungkook’s ‘girlfriend’ you take it upon yourself to lean up and pull jungkook into a kiss leaving alina, eunwoo, nara, and even jungkook in shock. if he needs you to play along, then just this ONCE, you will but you don’t think he was ready for just how serious you were going to take your role.

“need me to fuck him in front of you too?” you smirk at the spoiled princess who had no response to the bold step you took. you turn to look at jungkook before leaning up a little and say “i’m gonna go to the bathroom, okay? i’ll be back. keep my food warm, please? alina, can you come with me?” you rub your thumb on the back of jungkook’s palm before letting go and taking quick steps to the bathroom with alina following beside you.

“seems like she’s not that shy” nara says before leaving jungkook and eunwoo alone to deal with the mess you’ve created. you kissed jungkook. lips on lips. if you weren’t uncomfortable then, you’re definitely uncomfortable now. right now, you’re pacing back and forth trying to figure out why you went along with jungkook’s shenangians. you KNEW something like this would happen and you went along with it anyways.

“i kissed him, alina! that is exactly what i was talking about! now every time she comes around we have to act like a couple when we aren’t even dating! ohmygodohmygodohmygod, i should go home. i’m gonna call an uber” you panic.

“y/n, calm down. we know you only did it so that bitch would leave you alone”

“yeah but what about jungkook? he likes me and now he’s probably gonna think i’m stringing him along or something. ughhh”

“he was the one who proposed the dating idea. all you did was go along with his idea, that’s all. you probably made him want you even more though” alina jokes and it does make you chuckle a little.

“don’t tell him but…i kind of liked it. his lips are soft”

“aaahhhh!! so are you gonna give him a chance??”

“i didn’t say that! i mean, technically we are dating. at least until he tells that nara-girl we broke up”

“this doesn’t count. this is for convenience, i meant dating for real. living together dating”

“…..we’ll see”

meanwhile…

“DUDE SHE FUCKING KISSED YOU!!!” eunwoo says to his shocked friend who is still in a daze. you actually kissed him and he so desperately wants you to kiss him again and again, forever. he wasn’t sure you were going to go with his idea at first but he was so happy you did. you even added your own twist to his idea.

“damn, our girlfriends are so hot”

~🫧

you KISSED HIM.

No you really went ahead and kissed him- do you have any idea what you’ve done to him? As he watches Nara sulk and immediately go away- Eunwoo is gushing like an idiot and Jungkook is repeatedly just touching his lips.

Your lipgloss probably stained his lips and God… that’s so hot. Jungkook feels actually insane right now because never ever he thought in his life that you’ll kiss him. Oh you really did kiss him and it fucking lasted.

Please can you just kiss him again? Like make out with him fully? He won’t mind- oh he really wouldn’t because he’s so embarrassingly turned on right now.

She’s right about one thing, you’re not that shy.

You even suggested about fucking him.

“I…I… oh my God.” He turns his head to look at his friend who’s ecstatic that you and Jungkook kissed- “she kissed me- oh wow.” He’s trying his best to not scream right now.

“I think I’m going to die.” He breathes out. This moment is so important, your first kiss. He was so shocked he could’ve just properly kissed you back.

You don’t regret it, do you?

“When is she coming back?” He asks him, panicked.

Maybe it is too early for him to ask you to be his girlfriend?

Soon his thoughts just pause again as he sees you come back with your friend, Jungkook is going to rub this in chaeyoungs face too.

You’re so sexy. You drive him insane.

As you sit next to him, all he can smell is your addictive scent. You smell like a million dollars.

“Y-Yn… you don’t have to regret it- trust me I won’t make it about something that it’s not- I know you only played along so thank you for that…” he whispers to you.

He feels so hungry but for something else now.

[mmvixen]

Thoughts on Ep 7-8 (Mostly 8) of The Eighth Sense

I’m not one to post, but omg, the eighth sense is too good. First of all, we all knew that JiHyun was alive because it’s not the end and there were some streaks of light and little hints here and there of his survival. The light is such a JiHyun thing, like did y’all see that literal singular spot light on the bar table when him and Yoon Pyo sat at it? It was meant for JiHyun.

There’s definitely some guesses we could make as to why JaeWon is ignoring JiHyun and we know it’s more than one; it could be that JaeWon believes that every time he finds a safe “refuge” in a person, they end up dead or seriously hurt, so he believes in a sense that he is dangerous. It could be that he believes the world is against him and happiness isn’t something he is allowed to have, or maybe authenticity and living a life that would be more genuine to him isn’t something he’s allowed to have. And with the scare of the accident and the fear of him being the reason JiHyun got hurt (even though he forgets he’s also the one that saved JiHyun), the rumors of something “strange” going on between the two because they went on a trip also scares him back into the role of straight guy who is the envy of the university because he’s perfect and is supposed to have the most popular friends and the perfect girlfriend.

That might also be a part of why, even though he already explained previously, why he didn’t like Yoon Won because she’s not the typical person that would be popular; personality wise she’s just doesn’t fit the mold that the directors have made for the more “popular” people. (Stan Yoon Won though, she’s the realest)

But I digress. Moving on to Tae Hyung and Eun Ji, how fucking insensitive can you be? Would they have acted the same if JiHyun had actually died? The amount of human indecency I witnessed from their attitude is appalling. I understand being upset about the surfing club status and the fact that neither are close to JiHyun, but they knew him and that should be enough to give consideration and empathy for him because he was seriously and almost fatally hurt. Not only that, but the FOUL comment Tae Hyung made, let’s just be glad JaeWon didn’t kill him. Thankfully, AeRi stood up for him and was there, we literally stan a bestie, she’s the bestest.

Aside from that, THE ABSOLUTE CHANGE IN DEMEANOR FROM JIHYUN OMGGGG. The SASS?? EXCUSE ME? He’s standing up for him, not taking shit, being sarcastic, playful, but keeping his boundaries, being true to himself, and living genuinely authentic. His skin! Anyone else notice that he used to be so pale but now he’s actually more tan and he looks so healthy and happy to be alive, like he’s living finally! Yes, before he was pretty true to himself and did as he wanted, but there was also something holding him back, and fear had to do with it. After the accident, it’s like he’s been released from all fear cause he went through the most scary thing (in the opinion of the general public): almost losing his life, almost dying. He’s not reserved anymore, he’s speaking his mind, he’s going for what he wants, and he’s living completely! He’s doing things that you don’t expect from him like speaking in front of disciplinary executives and telling the truth about the situation. Of course he would stand up for JaeWon, but at the same time, from reserved JiHyun, you wouldn’t expect him to be so firm in his stance or so direct about it. The change had me completely caught off guard, but I absolutely love it and wish to follow in his footsteps. JiHyun did that! He is that bitch and he is slaying.

Oh! And let’s not forget the fact that he said he’s going to collect his man’s after telling Yoon Pyo about having a crush on JaeWon. (And we stan bestie acceptance and support!!) Like sir??? Who are you? Did you-did you just say he is mine and will be mine?? Did you just say the sneaky little bitch can keep her paws off of JaeWon?? (Ooo she pisses me off so bad smh.)

I could literally go on and on about how JiHyun had been acting in ep 8, but let’s switch gears back to JaeWon because boy is struggling! The things he said to JiHyun (I really was about to start the kill JaeWon initiative for hurting the baby, but we’ll give him a pass this time 👀 ) , the way he’s been staring off, the way he sits depressed and low energy, the way he just kind of goes along with Eun Ji even though he still doesn’t like her, the way he seems to have given up. It’s so unfortunate and makes me think that he is being so hard on himself for the accident. He really, truly believes he’s the reason JiHyun got hurt and the result of that is him believing that he doesn’t deserve a “refuge” or a release or anyone to help him do so because it hurts those he loves and if he has to suffer just to keep JiHyun safe, then he’s willing to do it. Even the tone he used when talking to his therapist when saying that he made the relationship deeper and it ended up with JiHyun hurt, it sounded so…self deprecating, almost like he was actually saying, “God, you idiot! You knew better than to do that and now another person you love is hurt, good job!” It’s so sad to see him like that and to see him denying himself of the fulfilling love, pleasure, safety, warmth, and light he could have makes it even worse. Both JiHyun and JaeWon are down bad for each other, but while one accepts it as it is, the other sinks in fear of what consequences could come of it.

Omg, lightbulb!! A switch y’all! It’s the switch! JiHyun is now, pretty much, fearless while JaeWon is so fearful that he’s stopping what will inevitably happen because JiHyun is dead set on fighting for his man despite what he said at the end of episode eight. Even though it was a front for JaeWon and it isn’t for JiHyun, the comparison of the personalities in the beginning to now is definitely there! I love this series so much because really you can analyze it all you want and also just enjoy the surface level and face value of drama and romance it goes through, it’s so multifaceted!

Okay, I’m going to end here because this is way too long and I didn’t mean to get so into it, but yeah, please let me know your thoughts and what you’ve thought of and if I’ve made you think more about something!!!

PS: Anyone else notice the little rainbow on JiHyun’s face when he was sitting up and talking to AeRi on the field? To angle the camera and get the light to reflect so it would make that is absolute genius!! It’s like a symbol for how he’s embracing himself and fully accepting himself! It was so beautiful 🥹🫶🌈

[mothzsblog]

Incorrect quotes to use (im updating when i get new ones)

- [ ] Stop sending me weird videos of babies heard

- [ ] Dont be clickin into your intestines prople

- [ ] Taylor swift won the super bowl

- [ ] You’ve been corrupted by your mother

- [ ] I need to be 14 to work I’m 8

- [ ] sheep fur

- [ ] Oh, you tricked me worm

- [ ] Jeff bezos did this to us

- [ ] Let me grab my other hairless testicle

- [ ] Trumpet the cowards trombone

- [ ] Like some genital pirate

- [ ] They’re basically sad little flesh turtles that tun hide and scream

- [ ] Go abed go before people sex/sext eachother

- [ ] Where did your right eyeball go?

It tends to disappear.

- [ ] Dont put it on my head go back to you

- [ ] Boonie the poo

- [ ] Shout shell

- [ ] Fine you hit me i take the child

- [ ] They’re holding me hostage, man

- [ ] My mommy paid for me

- [ ] My bottles. Im sorry im a recovering alcoholic that’s not really recovering

- [ ] I have a boyfriend

- [ ] He was like inside of you

nice.

- [ ] She is like 3 feet tall how did she get up there

- [ ] What in the assblaster is this

- [ ] *rolls on back* aaaagghhgghgggf

- [ ] Is this futhermucker anomalous how does he keep finding us

- [ ] I said scream not sqeaky fart you peeon

- [ ] That’s jerard he lives in all gotmer emo kids heads

- [ ] I for one like the eggs, they tasty

- [ ] He took the cheese

- [ ] *weird noise that may be a moan* balls

- [ ] *whiny voice* i dont want an empire

- [ ] Sophie you’ve committed tax fraud youre six years old

- [ ] The carrots are all gone _

- [ ] A bear if type 2 diabetes

- [ ] Dont eat your spouse

- [ ] Look i spent an hour to get here I don’t need your sass

- [ ] Oh you’re not wearing any underwear

- [ ] You get the hell out of here mort

- [ ] Come children follow me into the pit.

That’s not a terrifying invitation

- [ ] We gave her drugs

- [ ] *happily* I wish i was dead!

- [ ] How about you? I know how everybody’s gonna die

- [ ] How can she be so sick yet so strong. Like the economy

- [ ] Our weather’s weird, no it’s your crops kill them

- [ ] Tell that to my vagina

- [ ] Call me draco malfoy cause im slytherin

- [ ] Ow my boob

- [ ] Well ill just say it who knew that pig makes a really fun clutch purse

- [ ] Im a cactus😊

- [ ] Rudy touch it

no thank you

- [ ] From the ashes rise ramps more ramps

- [ ] Whispering* yeah they’ll get constipated

no

- [ ] How you like our educational system norway

- [ ] I can be waluigi

- [ ] Yeah sawdust makes it softer

- [ ] You in his DMs. I'm at home smoking weed. I dont even know who we're talking about

- [ ] Who knew a bug could speak all fancy like

- [ ] This bus only goes to one place and that place is vallhala

- [ ] And for _’s weave that got snatched

- [ ] _ got stuck in one, typical of _

- [ ] THATS AN EVIL ASS OTTER

- [ ] Ooh these cats are so real

- [ ] That’s the good thing about evil jesus

- [ ] You dont even need that evil ass mace

- [ ] Are you penacilin

- [ ] Ill give you a dramamine you won’t even know

- [ ] Mercury is in the microwave or something

- [ ] You bitch, you look like a backstreet boy

- [ ] You bout to be tweedle-slapped

- [ ] I need viagra of the fingers

- [ ] Did you just trigger tag my grandma

- [ ] It’s game of thrones with otters

- [ ] Your toothpick friend is stupid _

- [ ] There hasn’t been a rat that high since the og Chuck e cheese

- [ ] Not me drugging the coffin

- [ ] I got an ostrich

- [ ] Damn crack baby

- [ ] He dropped his balls

- [ ] Even the walls are bones

- [ ] Well, your mother sucks eggs

- [ ] Listen to your heart what is it telling you.

i should quit.

- [ ] The curb is not my friend

- [ ] I don’t have a fist or fingers

- [ ] 50 shades of evil jesus

- [ ] He lets his ass rest

- [ ] _ YOU MADE IT HERE

- [ ] He’s like a double orphan’ orphan squared

- [ ] (Still very alive) Dont disrespect my grave like that

- [ ] I felt a kick in my appendix

- [ ] IM SUFFERING!

- [ ] _ back off do you hear my piano it’s mad

- [ ] EVAPORATE TALL PERSON

- [ ] What do you mean “we” mammal

- [ ] Would you kindly shut your noise hole

- [ ] Cheer up meatbag

- [ ] Look pal you only have one set of clothes and you’re not taking them off while im here

- [ ] *whispers* the holy bone?’*nods*

- [ ] I can be a mob boss of animals

- [ ] Are you the british

- [ ] Im very excited by my uterus bat

- [ ] _ dont be frenchphobic

- [ ] Oi _ get your mouth away from that french girl

- [ ] A mob of unruly clowns

- [ ] Go go hippie rangers

- [ ] Its like demented dog food

- [ ] Lesbian of death

- [ ] She she looks like a lobster

- [ ] Clever little box

- [ ] Who ya mama and daddy- THE GAYS

- [ ] Curse you mafia james

- [ ] I don’t want a puffer sonic i want a simp

- [ ] Im gonna keep feeding instagram

- [ ] He’s just gotta go poopoo leave him alone

- [ ] She got hit by a giant cake

- [ ] Im looking at you demon blueberry

- [ ] NO GANGBANGING IN THE POND

- [ ] SATAN IS NOT A FUCKING POGO STICK

- [ ] Not the dead catcall

- [ ] This is what i get for wearing half a shirt

- [ ] I saw the whisker things part like moses red whatever

- [ ] Is it a penis?

No

- [ ] Jesus fuck put it back in its not done yet

- [ ] This is what i am mama, this is my final form

- [ ] SHES A JESUST

- [ ] Dont worry its not mold its just my chocolate going through photosynthesis

(Knocks on door) Where’s boyfriend

Is that the marriage demon?

[gamerbunny1996]

Heart of The City

Chapter 2

Taylor's POV

There in the distance a place with fencing looks like a prison. Jax started to bark with joy. I just smiled happy this place might be our home. I walked down the hill to the place I might get to call home for once, Jaxson is falling on me and tells me something shot me in the arm. Screaming in pain, Jax's hair standing up, graling tell someone shouted at us "Hey what are you doing out here" I looked up at them and tried to pull the arrow out of my arm. The dude had black hair and a leather jacket on and he was holding a crossbow. "I was trying to find a place to survive just like ye, I saw the prison and thought it was a place to live, asshole" I said, pulling out the arrow and throwing it to the guy. "Who are you calling an asshole, anyway what's your name" I got into my bag when this asshole pulled his crossbow to my head "what are you doing" the guy yelled at me. "Well meh name is Taylor, what is yers and I ain't doing anything? I'm just trying to get some bandages for mah arm, Cause you know an ass that shot me with their crossbow" I said sternly. Jax was now sitting next to me making sure I was okay "well sorry about that and i'm going to ask you some questions" the guy said/asked me. "ask away" I started to bandage myself up when this guy asked me his questions, "How many walkers have you killed", "I lost count after 158" well that was a weird question "Okay how many people have you killed" that's when I remembered some sad story of mine when I killed some people. "5" is all I said. Jax then laid his head on my lap "Why", "Sometimes ye have to kill to stay alive if I didn't kill them I would be dead right now it was a life or death situation I had no choice" then we heard footsteps coming over to us. Some walkers came over to us. I stood up and garbed out my sword and killed the three walkers before the one dude did. Turning around the guy healed his crossbow up ready to shoot "so you're good with a sword I see come with me I got a place you can stay", "Wait what's yer name ye never told me" I yelled as he was walking away. He turned around and looked me right in the eye "The name Daryl" the asshole said.

We walked to the gates of the prison where there stood a guy that looked Asian he was holding a gun at his side. "Daryl who's the girl" the one said "Her name is Taylor and I found her close to the prison she seems pretty good especially with a sword" Daryl said to the guy and he let us in. We walked in Jax right by my side making sure nothing bad happened to me, "Um well hello i'm Glenn nice to meet you" I just walked away not even giving him my attention. "I see you don't talk much" The guy said again.

Walking up to a big building I stopped to look up at it. It was a prison alright haven't seen one in a long time. Looking back down I see the two boys looking at me. Jax then walked in front of me with his hair standing up. "What are ye two looking at? I was just looking at the place" I said with confussin. Daryl turned away while the Glenn guy spoke "You might need a new shirt yours is kind of another mind" I then looked down and my black tank top was now a very short crop top.

We walked into the prison and a big group all pointed guns at me or just surrounded me. Daryl just walked over by an old man that has white hair and a beard. A girl with brown hair that goes to her shoulders walked up to me "Who are you, why are you here" she said with sass. Looking her straight in the eye's "Just like ye I want a place to stay, what are ye the bitch leader of all these weaklings even got a baby how pathetic can't keep the guy's dicks in their pants" everyone looked at me like I was crazy. "No, we have a concealed and there are kids here keep that talk elsewhere" I just laughed at what she said.

"Haha it's the zombie apocalypse why not teach them how sex works hmm or are ye still telling them Santa claus is still real pathetic this place is like it still believes the world will get better we can do it well news flash we're all going to FUCKING DIE" I then heard someone laughs. A guy with no hand walks out "This chick is awesome lets keep her" the guy then walked up to me. Sticking his hand out for me to shack "I'm Merle Dixon sweetheart" I looked down at his hand and then back up to meet his eyes. "No and I'm not some pet ye can't keep me" I walked away from him to go look at everyone who lives in this place.

A kid with a sheriff hat on was standing there like he was the boss of the place. Slowly walking up to him with Jax right behind me. "What ye the boss kid that look says so" I said with no emotion in my voice. He just started up "No but my dad was" He said back. Just walking away from him I went to the next person who looks fun to mess with. Standing there was a teenage girl with a baby in her arms. Looking at her with an interested look on my face. When I got closer everyone got closer with their weapons.

"Protective much over a wee baby" I said looking at all of them. "Don't you dare get any closer to the two," the women before said. Laughing I just looked back at the girl and the baby. "A teenage girl having a baby in the apocalypse who the father has or was it a one night stand. You just couldn't handle not getting any dick so ye just went to the first man ye seen" I sassed at the girl. She started to shake her head no very fast.

The dude from before that liked me started to laugh at my statement. "It's not my baby, I'm just taking care of her," the teenager said, scared for her life. I walked away from her and towards the door. "This place is crazy well I'm on mah way now come on Jax" I said walking away from the group. "You got guts there kid why not stay with us you can stay anywhere you like if it makes you feel better" A guy with the white hair and beard said. Turning a round I smirked at the group. "One I'm no kid and second I would love to stay but one thing I'm not yers wee earn boy got that" I said back to them. Jax barked and ran to the kids jumping around and barking with joy. The kids laughed at me dog silliness. Laughing at the little seen I started to walk around the group "So where's mah room" I said to Daryl.

He nodded his head for me to follow. "Wait what's your name" The girl I hursed about the baby said. Turning around I smiled at her "The names Taylor don't forget it" then I continued to follow Daryl.

After getting settled down I walked out of the cell I was staying in to find everyone sitting in a circle talking. One of them noticed me and waved me over to come sit with them. "So tell us your story of how you got here" The blond chick said. Pulling my sword out I started to clean it. "The same as ye, the apocalypse started and I just ran and told me I found this place" I said looking up at her "Tell me all your names you know mine now I want to know yours" I said to them. "I'm Beth, this is Judith but Daryl calls her little ass kicker" Beth said. "I'm Carl, my dad is right there, his name is Rick," the little boy said.

They all started to say their names one by one. Maggie, Glenn, Daryl, Hershel, Michonne, Carol, and Merle. They Are all so different yet there all the same. This is a family I never had. It was amazing to see them all together.

"So what do ye guys do around here?" I asked. "Well we all have a job to do" Maggie said with a small smile on her face. Putting my sword behind my back I got up "Well I'm heading in for the night what job will I have" I said to them. Glenn then spoke "You can do runs with me and a few others" I laughed "Okay sounds good by the way I'm really good at fixing cars" I then walked away. Jax followed close behind. I say down on my bed with my back on the wall. Grabbing my bag I pulled out my book.

Home is what I wanted for so long now here I am with this family that's not a real family. They are strangers yet came together as one and made an amazing place to live in a world like now. Writing is what a story can tell by the memories is the film of that story you have written. This group no this family has written one hell of a story for all to tell. Here I am with a dog and myself with a secret I can't say for my story will never be ready to tell for it is just starting.

Waking up to the feeling of someone watching me. Sitting up I see Merle watching me. "What are ye doing watching me sleep?" I said in a raspy voice from just waking up. "Well sweetheart you're going to go fix up some cars so we can go on a run" Merle said with a big smile on his face. I got up and started to get dressed in cleaner clothes. "Wow don't even wait for me to leave like the view though" looking over Merle was still standing there. "Well I thought ye would have just left but it looks like ye didn't" I said countuing what I was doing.

Putting on some camouflage pants, a black tank top with my hair up in a ponytail. I tied a black handkerchief around my head with black combat boots to tie off my outfit. Picking up my sword and putting it on my back with my two pistols on my belt for guns.

"Looking hot sweetheart" Merle said, Jax then growled at him. Walking past him and into the place where they all eat. "What's to eat I'm starving" I said when I walked in to see everyone sitting at a table eating whatever was to eat that day. "Stew you want some" Carol said with a small smile "Hell yeah it smells great ye made this Carol" I said sitting down with Jax right next to me. Caryl put a bowl of stew right in front of me. "Yeah I did. I hope you enjoy" she said walking away to do her chores for the day. Picking up the spoon I slowly opened my mouth and put the spoon in full of stew.

Humming with the taste I missed so much. Picking up another spoon full of stew and giving it to Jax. He ate it all right up. I thanked Caryl when I saw her passed by and she smiled a big smile when I said that.

? POV

I ran from a group of walkers with my group. We ran into a house and closed the door fast. Putting couches and tables in front of all doors and windows so they can't get in. "Erik, are we ever going to be done running? I'm tired" Kaede said to me. Sitting down in the middle of the room on the floor I looked up at her "Not tell we find Taylor" I said. Tofu then walked over to me and crouched down to my level "She could be dead for all we know" She yelled at me.

I laid down and looked at the ceiling "You guys have no hope in Taylor. I know she is still out there needing us" I said raising my hand to the ceiling. Tofu sighed and walked away.

Pounding on the door started to go away slowly. How I wish Taylor was here. She would know what to do. I can't be the leader of this group any more. "Maybe we should stop looking, stop running and just find a place to live" Kaede said. I just stayed still, not even caring anymore "Let's do it, we can leave once the walkers paces through" Pip said walking up to the little group we have.

Sitting up, I looked at the three girls in front of me "So Erik are you in" Tofu said. Looking down at my shaking hands "Yeah, let's do it" I said looking back up at the three with a smile.

[eddiemsbitch]

Eddie meets the parents, that’s all.

Fucking love it.

Dinner and some cuddling ;) - Eddie x reader

Summary: you had been with Eddie for a month or two now, only now taking it upon yourself to introduce him to your parents

warnings: None :) just pure fluff baby

Growing up you were never social, and going into high school just made it so much worse, but after your younger brother had told your mom during dinner about you being in a relationship she stopped worrying about your social life so much. Since that you made sure to keep your voice very low whenever you talked to the secret lover boy. Holly, your youngest sister, flopped on your bed looking at you smiling "So, tell me about your date" She smiled resting a hand on her cheek smiling at you "Well...We went to his house...and..watched scary movies while he taught me about the game he plays" You explained picking up your six year old sister "Why won't you tell sissy who it is?" she asked tilting her head almost like she was reciting a script, you laughed shaking your head "Did Nancy put you up to this?" You asked scurrying her off back to her room as you walked down the stairs smiling at your parents "Can I go see my boyfriend? I wanna invite him to dinner if that's okay?" You asked holding onto the doorknob smiling towards your dad knowing if you tried hard enough he'd fold "You can't call him?" Karen, your mother asked, turning around on the couch smiling "You're really gonna let us meet this mysterious guy?" She asked excitedly "Took long enough" Ted, your father commented "Fine" You pouted going to the landline dialing Eddie's number patiently waiting for somebody to answer "Munson resident, this is Wayne" Eddie's uncle's voice came through the phone after a moment of silence "Hi Wayne, It's Y/n Wheeler..Is Eddie there?" You asked picking at your nails "Hey sweetheart, Yea hold on one moment and I'll get him on" He replied before you heard him set down the phone and go to find Eddie. "Can I help you?" Eddie's harsh tone rang through the phone "What is so important you had to bother your dungeon master, Wheeler?" He sassed making you giggle "Okay, big guy..wrong Wheeler" You said through your giggles "Oh shit, I-I'm sorry baby, that was embarrassing" He muttered "What's up?" He asked after a moment "It was cute..but..I called to ask if you wanted to come over for dinner..meet my parents as my boyfriend not my little brother's much older friend?" You offered nervously, Now Mike didn't hear the full conversation, but once he heard little brother and much older friend he immedietly ran to Nancy "I think y/n's dating Steve!" He whisper yelled.

As you hung up the phone you walked into the kitchen smiling "He said he will be here, just..promise to protect me from Mike?" You asked looking towards your parents, they looked at each other then you confused as hell before nodding unsure. You sat hiding in the living room until you heard a loud knock, you heard your siblings start to race downstairs, Nancy yelling if it was who she thought it was she'd kill you. As you got to the door you blocked it from your brother and sister's grabby hands "Back up! He doesn't need you to scare him" You said crossing your arms before you started to open the door "Steve!" Nancy yelled, only to be met with Eddie giving her a bitch face "Eddie!?" Mike yelled looking at him then you then back to him as your boyfriend walked into the house smiling. Eddie was wearing the nicest clothes he owned, his hair brushed and pulled back out of his face "Mr, Mrs. Wheeler" Eddie smiled looking at them nervously ignoring your siblings for now "Eddie....It's..nice..to see you again" Karen said before looking at you mouthing 'can I speak with you' before leaving to the kitchen, you frowned following her in looking at her "Do..do you not like him..?" You asked nervously, your face falling into a natural pout "Well...I haven't really heard good things about him, Y/n..I'm just worried about my little girl" She explained starting to grab the bowls of sides "Mom..Eddie has been nothing but a gentleman to me since I met him..you've seen how he protects Mike, Dustin, and Lucas..He's a big softie who always get the crap end of the stick" You said looking at her huffing as you grabbed the pan of lasagna helping your mom carry the food out, Nancy was helping Holly into her seat while your dad sat at the table "Where's Mike and Eddie?" You asked looking at the three "They went upstairs for a second" Nancy said her demeanor changing after finding out you weren't dating her ex/crush.

Mike paced his room looking at his friend "Is this some sort of payback because we got Erica to play with us last night? like any girl ever! and you pick my sister!?" He yelled looking at Eddie in shock "seriously Wheeler? You think I'm like that? For the record I've been with your sister for two months now, we've been hooking up since I met you, kid" Eddie said leaving the room and back downstairs to eat "There you are..I got worried" You whispered walking up to him flattening out his vest and jacket, he chuckled looking at you holding your sides gently "Worried about little ole me?" Eddie teased smiling sitting down next to you at the table watching your family say grace before starting to eat. You could feel the glances from your parents and brother as you ate, you held one arm under the table holding Eddie's hand tightly, resting them both on his leg to keep it from bouncing and hitting the table. "So. Eddie, what do you do for work?" Ted asked raising an eyebrow towards your boyfriend, You squeezed his hand smiling "I-I'm working on my music c-career, sir, I have a band, I play lead guitarist" He replied gulping as your dad nodded "What're you planning on doing after school?" Your mom butted in, Eddie shrunk a bit, school was a sensitive topic for him and anybody who knew him knew that. "I hope..I hope to get into college for musical arts" He said setting his fork down to try and hide his nervousness "I can respect a man who follows what he wants" Your dad said smiling towards him, Eddie chuckled smiling at your dad then you "Do you still plan on playing the one demonic game, I read that it'll make you confused with game and reality?" You mother asked, you could see Eddie's eye twitch wanting to yell about how it was fake news and just bullshit media but he took a deep breath smiling "W-With all due respect Mrs. Wheeler, Dungeons and Dragons is nothing more than that, just a game, no demonic summoning or real life murder, I would never let either one of your children get involved with that" Eddie said looking at you then Mike as he explained, you smiled at him kissing his cheek as a sign of support.

Dinner went smoothly after that, a couple questions here and there about where Eddie stays and when he'll get his own place "Can I stay with Eddie tonight..Please?" You whispered to your mom while she was washing the dishes from dinner "I suppose..but no funny business. I'm serious, Y/n.." She warned before you rushed outside to Eddie's van before he could leave "Woah! What're you doin, crazy ass I could've hit you!" Eddie laughed looking at you as you climbed into his passenger seat "I wanna stay with you.." You smiled kissing him softly before he pulled out into the road "You did awesome tonight..I think they finally see you as a respectable person" You explained pulling away from his lips watching him pout playfully "They didn't before?" He asked teasingly as he drove towards his trailer "Seriously..and seeing you dress up nice for them..and watching you play with Holly...it was really cute..and it means alot to me" You smiled leaning against him carefully so he'd still be able to drive.

Whenever you got back to Eddie's trailer you went straight to his room pulling off your dress "Babbby! I need clothes!" You shouted, knowing Wayne had to of already left for work by now, Eddie rushed in taking in your half naked state, he smiled going to his dresser pulling out a pair of his sweatpants handing them to you "M'lady" He whispered "I need a shirt..what if I'm still sleeping when your uncle gets back?" You asked grabbing his hands loosely "Well...good thing..I'm not using this one" Eddie smiled pulling off his coat and vest before pulling off his hellfire t-shirt that was worn backwards "I had no clean white shirts.." He defended watching you flip the shirt around pulling it on over your head, then pulling on the pants "Do you need anything before we lay down?" He asked crawling into his bed hovering over you as he pecked your lips, rolling over next to you Eddie pulled the covers over you "I think I'm good..just want you to lay with me" You smiled feeling his bare chest press against your back "I love you y/n/n.." He whispered kissing your forehead "And I'm gonna bring you all the way to the top with me" Eddie added on, chuckling to himself whenever he realized he was talking to somebody who was already asleep, cuddling his arm that was wrapped around their waist.

[jojo-reader-hell]

Pssst. Hey you. Yeah I’m talking to you. Here’s some Dio Brando x Reader headcanons.

Thank my bestie @thechaosdragoness ❤️ these are for her and her love of the boi.

This was an arranged marriage first and foremost, most likely a product of George Joestar’s concern for Dio’s future considering Jonathan would theoretically inherit everything he owned.

He wanted to make sure that Dio had something. Land, money, anything that would act as an investment.

Maybe you weren’t the richest or the right social standing, but at the very least George saw something in you that he thought Dio might find appealing.

You attracted him because you were at first kind, quiet and intelligent. Your compliments were genuine and sincere, and you didn’t fall for his looks at first.

Dio probably put on the sweet, unobtrusive facade and George thought your seemingly sweet nature would be a good match.

Unfortunately you don’t take any shit from Dio. Your fight and drive makes him scared and horny at the same time.

Once you screamed at him for being an arrogant prick that couldn’t stop boasting about anything and he found out he had a degradation kink.

He’s smitten with you and never wants to leave you alone for a second. Probably loses track of his ambition for even a split second when he realizes that such a sweet little spitfire actually likes him and wants to be around him.

You’ll have better luck molding him to your needs if you’re a little selfish and attention seeking. Dio is an attention seeking whore himself, and when he realizes that you’re holding your affections hostage every time he acts up, he’s going to trip up and look like a pathetic moron trying to chase after you desperately.

“I’m not kissing an adulterer like you!”

“What have I done to be considered adulterous?!”

“Your breathing quickened when you looked at Lady Ingram Dio, I saw it and you cannot deny it! Unhand me you Judas!”

The best way to make sure he will never stray is to make sure that you present yourself as someone he cannot have.

He covets anything he’s told he can’t have.

Especially if you start to talk to other suitors, his mind will explode with jealousy.

Quickest way to get him to leave Jonathan alone is when you start threatening to throw yourself on young Lord Joestar’s arm. Dio will melt down and insist on keeping you away from him by any means.

He actually avoids Jonathan for a while so you don’t get swept up by him.

It drives him up the wall when he realizes you can’t be bullied into blind submission. You’ll sass him every step of the way.

“I Dio, am your husband to be, and you will treat me with respect!”

“Aww… the wee baby is upset because he found out the world doesn’t revolve around his selfish wants.”

*sounds of Dio’s little mind breaking in fury*

Yet it seems like your strong personality might have a hand in changing him for the better. Best case scenario could be that he wants to simply live devoting his life to you. Especially if you take the time to sincerely try and make his life with you better than anything he’s ever known.

You’ll do little things for him like letting him lay his head in your lap, telling him he’s wonderful and clever, or if you two have children you’ll assert your confidence in him that he is an excellent provider and exemplar of manhood in that he is devoted to your little family.

Otherwise, he decides that you’re the first to turn into a vampire with the stone mask.

The latter scenario causes you to bitch at him for the next 100 years and scream and cry about his thottery.

Pucci would also be a little cunt and try to break the two of you up.

If he did anything to hurt you, Rest In Peace sir.

Just like my Jonathan headcanons, your firstborn would be Giorno.

And of course you’d be mother to the other Brando bastards.

Keep Dio busy and away from poor Jonathan by popping out a kid every so often.