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humanityinahandbag · 2 years ago

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Steve: I identify as bisexual!

Robin: I'm so proud of you, dingus! It's just so amazing to watch you learn more about yourself and-

Steve: I also identify as a doofusexual.

Robin: ... sorry?

Eddie: [in the distance] Hey Steve, what do you and the rebel base have in common?

Eddie: You're both so Hoth.

Steve: ...

Steve: [taking off his shirt] goddammit Eddie I had things to do today.

#listen #LIIIISTEN #a hot girl will walk up to Steve and wink and he won't bat an eye anymore #but someone comes up to him and tells him he looks like Han Solo?#He's done #give him a nerd #and he's found the one #Eddie is king of the nerds #it works #their foreplay includes a lot of talk about tatooine #and Eddie sometimes speaks Klingon #Steve doesn't get it but that doesn't matter #steddie #give this man a nerdy husband #I beg of you

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bearvverine · 25 days ago

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me and gang at the haunted house

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kedreeva · 3 months ago

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Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.

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#hope #good things #not me crying as one of the founding pillars of my core personality trembles at recognition from its creator #wholly believe this guy and this story he wrote are the reasons i became a writer #but this too is in the story #and i internalized it so deep #this is why my blog is the way it is #this is why i believe as long as there is one of us left standing with hope #that we stand a chance

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duckysprouts · 6 months ago

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brain chemistry changed from no longer you and monster btw

#odysseus #penelope #telemachus #the odyssey #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #art #fanart #quote found in my notes?? what was i on #girly chill #this is the worst field trip in history i think #looking at this again and why does it look like he’s the one that gave birth😭😭#greek mythology #epic the ithaca saga

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symphonyofsilence · 4 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 3 months ago

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to be treasured

#transformers one #transformers #bumblebee #b 127 #optimus prime #😭😭 ouugfhhh aaugdhdhh #maccadam #hes son 😭😭😭 he loves his sonn 😭😭#he finally found him 😭😭#i was freaking out drawing this on stream because im so obsessed with the caption #its so cute #i love drawing bees smile

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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What if Henry found Springtrap first in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #henry emily #william afton #springtrap #fnaf 3 #I sometimes think about how Henry was looking for animtronics too #I focus a lot on Michael but in canon Henry is the one who sets up pizza sim #so I wonder sometimes what he was up to for years #considering what if he found William first #or had any run ins with him #how that look the concept is just really interesting #so this is my small stab at it #neither afraid of each other but both wanting to fight each other too #shout out to toxic old man yaoi lmao

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rabid-transcendentalist · 3 months ago

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when I have to take 5x as long to spam the moots with evil boops:

#boop #not to get serious on a silly meme but pour one out for the guy in the pic #he died in 2023 #the honest work hes talking about in the meme is regenerative farming #and when people talk about leaving the world better than you found it they're talking about people like him #David Brandt

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nojaloart · 4 months ago

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everyone give it up for god’s worstest failchild

#hades game #zagreus #art tingz #hades fanart #realizing i forgot to finish colouring the first one. whatever who gaf #i found out you can play hades for free on mobile if u have netflix so. here we are #i’m having a good time #he’s also so asian to me it’s not even funny

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nartothelar · 23 days ago

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hellooo warden!

#found the COOLEST AND MOST CUNTY pants ever #not gonna tag emmet cause he’s in one panel but old man emmet is there #submas #subway boss ingo #ingo #pla #warden ingo #pokemon #pokemon fanart #fanart

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doomdoomofdoom · 5 months ago

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Kamala Harris does want "transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison", btw.

So since Trumpists are getting mad enough about the jokes to actually cite their sources, I thought I'd put the source out into my left extremist commie faggot echo chamber, too.

The claim originates from an ACLU questionnaire she filled out for her 2020 presidential candidacy, specifically this section:

She wasn't given a new questionnaire for 2024, and has stated that while her policy on some things may have changed, her values had not. (This most likely means she moved more to the center to appease larger demographics and cut corners to reach compromises. The basic politician stuff.)

It boils down to this: If you're in prison, whether for "illegal" immigration or other crimes, you rely on the state to provide you with necessary amenities, like food and health care. Her argument isn't "hell yeah everyone in prison should get sex changes for free". It's "gender affirming surgery is a necessary medical procedure. If you are in the states care while this becomes necessary, the state should provide it." If you're outraged by your tax money being used on this, consider the massive amount of people being incarcerated in for-profit prisons, on your dime. Then ask yourself if maybe a prison reform might be in order.

Worth noting: In 2015, while Attorney General, Kamala Harris actually argued against providing gender-affirming surgery to an incarcerated trans woman, claiming that HRT and psychotherapy were sufficiently covering her medical needs. She has since obviously changed her stance and assumed responsibility. (I would like to take this moment to remind my fellow left extremist commie faggots that "willingness to learn and rethink your views" is infinitely more valuable than "perfect from the start and unwilling to listen to anyone")

Also found in the source: This image of Kamala Harris participating in the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade, wearing what I believe to be a sequin rainbow embroidered denim jacket.

I encourage you to read the provided CNN article and the answers to the ACLU questionnaire, as they give great insight into her values.

TLDR: Based.

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puppppppppy · 2 months ago

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who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

#shes cool as fuck to me bc when I first played jfa I found her really frustrating to deal with #not just as Phoenix but I mean like on a personal level she is challenging because she’s so thorough #and yet I also find it fascinating that she breaks the character she’s built for herself once in a while #i 100% believe that I don’t think she would have caught on to what Phoenix was trying to do while stalling for time with engardes trial #so it’s probably a good thing edgeworth subbed in but she literally busts her ass to bring evidence to court #almost right after having a bullet extracted from her WHICH SHE ALSO PRESENTS AS EVIDENCE. thats metal as fuck ok #especially since she would technically have nothing to do with the case after edgeworth fills in and she still decided to do that anyway #maybe it was blind faith to use that evidence to win since she wasn’t there for most of the trial but still #and even if canon doesn’t give it to me I still firmly believe there’s be at least some chemistry between her and Maya #like especially if you hold it next to wrightworth that works bc there’s already a history there and majority of Phoenix and miles trying #to relearn their relationship is Phoenix coaxing out that side of Miles that he remembers from fourth grade #but with Franmaya it’s something new and they’re basically strangers to each other and one of them almost got the other convicted #and I still think that’s fascinating and it’s a damn shame thay half of the fics I find for them on ao3 is background in wrightworth fic #i did find a good one that touched on Franziska trying to win pearls approval because Pearl does hold a grudge against her #and seeing that trying to live up to perfecting even her personal relationships without getting to know Pearl to even know #why it wasn’t working feels believable when I think abt her as a character yk #myart #my art #doodles #aa #ace attorney #franziska von karma

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neo--queen--serenity · 9 months ago

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Lena losing her patience and furiously berating Gwen for potentially endangering the staff members of the OAIR is quite literally the opposite of how Elias ran the Archives.

Elias used the Archival staff—as well as his Archivist—as pawns that can be readily replaced as needed. His patron offered them minimal protections at best (the Archivist’s privileges notwithstanding), and even then, he would never actually intervene to save any of them if they were in danger, much less take precautions to protect them at their headquarters. They are used as bait, as sacrifices, as currency, as objects. The listener knows, eventually, how easily he could discard them if his plans called for it.

But Lena. This episode showed us that Lena keeps her entire organization running through keeping her subordinates hidden, safe, and unnoticed by the Externals. It’s quite clear through her conversation with Gwen that such a safety risk has never happened before.

As far as we know, Lena has successfully kept all of her employees alive, watched them come and go, bemoaned the turnover rate, and then got them to look the other way while they documented and dutifully filed the horrors.

But most impressive of all, she’s kept her real work hidden from her subordinates, and her subordinates hidden from her real work—a feat Elias had no interest or desire to accomplish.

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0vergrowngraveyard · 4 months ago

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mr and mrs prower seeing the child they abandoned suddenly on the news being praised because he singlehandedly stopped a missile from blowing up a whole city

#truly a mr and mrs prower moment #i was gonna just draw amadeus and rosemary but decided not to #ik he doesn’t canonically have parents anymore but i can do what i want!!!!#i just think it’s funny to think about when tails’s parents first found out about him being sonic’s sidekick #this is one of those things where i’m not sure why i drew but hey it exists now might as well post it #miles tails prower #mr and mrs prower ig?#art

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theerurishipper · 9 months ago

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