#and he would be like

[captain-jale]

I've been reading I Became The Tyrant Of A Defense Game lately and....

This is something Cale would do.

[solomiracle]

cashier: your total is 16.71 solomon: *sighs wistfully* that was such a good year

[calandrinon]

Me: *talking about my lovely friends on social media*

Me: *by which I mean tumblr but they don't know that*

Them: Does your husband know you're talking to men on the internet?

Them: Men or women?

Me: some of each? probably? neither?

Me: does it matter?

Them, aghast: Of course it matters!

Me: ...

Me: but

Me: please explain

Narrator: They did not explain.

[hawkzeyes]

Who at Marvel headquarters decided Clint’s costume needed to be changed from one of the cuntiest costumes ever to the blandest thing possible. How did that happen?? Who let this happen?

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[ramblingandpie]

I have a good friend from law school and we used to eat lunch together a few times a week, and like once a week he would be like "so I encountered this thing that I could Google but then I thought to myself 'why would I deprive Lisa the joy of ranting to me about it over lunch' so."

And rant I did.

my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like "hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench" and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it's extremely entertaining

[dayvan]

crashing the tulpar into the asteroid that turns you into a dog ft. lil curlydog fanart by @rdhndrd

some design notes under the cut

Curly: Husky mix, maybe GShep? (mush, captain, mush!!!) Anya: Silken Windsprite (or long-medium haired sighthound mix) Daisuke: seen at least 2 different instances of people drawing him as a Papillon and i agree wholeheartedly Swansea: XL Bully/Cane corso Jimmy: badly socialized German Pointer mix

also ciarans fanart is based on this

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[catwouthats]

THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

[luriuan]

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

[nat-20s]

name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

[mikufanclub]

ohhhhh okay