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Had a dream last night that Etho decided to interject his next Hermitcraft episodes with a mini vlog about what he does in a day. All of it was filmed pointing away from him so he never face revealed.
But, he did reveal that he lived in Brightview Ontario (nonexistent, looked it up when I woke up) and lived in a ‘rich’ farming community. Basically the reason he gives the impression that he lives in the middle of nowhere is that in the winter Brightview has a population of 3 but in the summer over 2000 rich people move in and live their fake ‘farm life’ dreams.
It turned out that his dads business was just maintaining these peoples properties while they were away in the colder months and now Etho begrudgingly does the same.
#ethoslab#hermitcraft#mcytblr#Dream#honestly no clue#I remember the second he did a transition from minecraft to vlog I was like#nooo Etho#this could kill some people#like I think some Etho girls would legit just keel over at the sight#oh#he also was living with an immortal woman#no clue why my dream decided to include that#just some lady he met who’d lived for several thousand years#and he went#yeah you can live with me
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#obey me#asmodeus#lucifer#the fact asmo was talking about the reason why no one tries to flirt w lucifer#and he went#you belong to diavolo no one wants to flirt w that lol#like 🏳️🌈?
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Hot take
You can gauge how much creative liberty Robert Eggers was granted in each movie by whether there are penises present.
#like they went robert#do whatever you want this time because we were stupid to try to tell you what to do last time#and he went#you know i did want dicks in the northman#and the executives gulped audibly and assured themselves he knew what he was doing#and he took care to give a decaying dick to his decaying vampiric manifestation of evil#and what's more he made sure we knew he used it#and ooooh he used it#like he was falling apart#but there was some rigor mortis involved there iykwim#aityd#does this count as spoilers? don't wanna spoil bill's appearance for anyone#gonna tag it as spoilers#spoilers#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu 2024 spoilers#nosferatu#nosferatu spoilers#robert eggers#count orlok#bill skarsgård#i did a lot of deep analysis i deserve to be silly now#lighthouse doesn't count now i think of it because he conceded it was better to be restrained smart man#the northman#the lighthouse
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every time i see something stupendium related my mind goes dude…..that’s oomf……(it’s you)
All my IRL friends also immediately think of me whenever they see something related to the Stupendium
#living the hyperfixation life#i did not know the term oomf until now#it used to be like that with hamilton too#it still might be#but i think to a lesser extent#ive talked about hamilton less recently#because ive usually been spending that time talking about stupes#but one time#my dad was talking about something ir other#and he said that it “gets the job done”#then paused and then said “like immigrants”#and i went “thats what i was thinking!”#and he went#“im pretty sure the only reason i thought of that is because you were sitting next to me”#(or something like that)#anyway yeah#i was talking with my friends the other day about how i basically used to be “the hamilton kid”#and like#now im the stupendium kid#unofficially#like they wouldn't introduce me as that to anyone but they would know that its true#the stupendium#hyperfixation
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Thank you Gas Station Guy for the free chips
#you were right#i like them#ive done nothing but eat these damn chips#idk why he offered them#i know we bonded over my wallet#i pulled it out at the counter to pay like 2 weeks ago#and he went#nice wallet#and so i said#thanks#its a DC Flash wallet btw#but then yesterday he was outside on break smoke a cig#and he goes#do you like chips?#so you know my gullible ass went#i DO like chips#which is a lie#i don't actually like chips#but these are blue corn chips and they're actually pretty tasty
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#my parents are going to a rod stewart concert#and dad wanted to stop by my place and i told him he is overestimating the time he has to get in the venue#and he went#viki its not one of your shows i wont sit on the street like a moron#got me there 😭😭😭#he listened to me though lmao
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I stayed
Even though there was nothing left
Waiting
For
What
#I think about this scene a lot#He standing there#Waiting#Did Logan told him#Come#And he went#kendall roy#jeremy strong#succession hbo#kendall succession#logan roy#kendall and logan
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i cqnt stop thinking about coming in on like april 2nd at my first job and getting told off by a coworker for not wearing blue for autism awareness motnh n i just said i guess im exempt bein autistic n all and he just went "what? no you arent" yea yr right im not autistic i just pretend to be to pull bitches who collect rocks and bark. [is a bitch who collects rocks and barks]
#so yr gonna grow boobs? thats so cool#this was the same guy i accidentally came out to#and he went#and still invited me to watch dumb action movies with him n his boys#i wish him and his boys used me in the bed of one of their bigass pickups#maybe i need to stop taki g progesterone if its gonna make me say shit like that
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My therapist told me I had a love deficiency due to my mother essentially being emotionally constipated and that it's the reason I can't handle compliments
#story time#Basically I have mommy issues what else is new#I just played overwatch with a coworker and a friend of his#It was really fun#I played as a DPS for a game#I hate DPSing cause I cant aim for shit#I did 5 kills for a total of 780 damage#(which is absolutely garbage in case you were wondering)#And then I bought a skin#And he went#''Wait are you seriously rewarding yourself with a skin on THAT game ?''#And the way he said it had me fucking breathless#Amazing tone and way to put it
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Remember that one prowler 2099 au I dropped one time then never again?
New lore drop
Flipfang is canon
#more like Miguel saw Flipside and a light bulb appeared on top of his head#and he went#‘Flipside! bestieeeeeeeeeee’#and decided to use him as a war machine to break he’ll on alchemax#hell*
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk#it was wild#all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong#but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
#he went sorry? I said nothing#but i wanted to say#is to blow up….#performative journaling#op#friendpilled visitmaxxer
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it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.
i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.
the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.
they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?
but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.
so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.
the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.
the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."
the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.
#i bring up tsarnev only bc i feel like people DID want blood. i lived in boston. people wanted to rip him apart.#i do not personally remember a moment where he was paraded around like that. and the fact we gave more dignity to him#than luigi .... is startling.#and i just realized last night i was like - i don't really remember a perp walk like that. maybe im misremembering#but i went to google and i was like. wait why the fuck was it so fucking big.#it WASNT a random act of terror. it WASNT to injure/kill as many as possible.#even if we consider it to be premeditated murder: when have we ever done this.#so brandy's life didnt deserve “a show of force?”#the mayor doesn't say ''our city wont stand for this'' when it's a planned murder for insurance money????#anyway . ur not immune etc etc etc#but i also wanted the comparisons in here in case ppl aren't from amercia etc#this ISNT normal or usual. this was overkill by like a million#on the other hand they gotta do this bc they're scared :)#i kept this bc i had ppl ask me not to delete this but i just felt like#it wasn't really poetry just talkin
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Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.
The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.
So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.
But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.
#Unbelievable#Brianna boston#luckily when I went to my college security office/admin THEY did something about it since he was a student#But the police were fucking useless
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
#HE WENT ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE???????#BRO THATS FARTHER THEN THE STUPID MEDITERRANEAN CRUISE IM GOING ON IN A FEW MONTHS#BRUH WHAT#NO WONDERS IT TOOK HIM 3 YEARS#the odyssey#epic musical#epic odysseus#odysseus#epic the musical#greek mythology
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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again
#this is about astarion. gale to an extent too#had this with dragonage too because 80% of the time it was just solas or cullen. who i dont care for too much#and i do LIKE astarion and gale. But my favourites are the girls and wyll#something i had less with the dao cast because i generally also like the popular guys of that one alistair and zev#but then it’s like. ‘do you guys even understand these characters’#da2 i dont care for anders dragonage all that much. Fenris i do LIKE and he’s my fav guy. but i dont care for them the most#sorry for complain posting. Went into a tag today if you couldnt tell#roscoe rambles
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