#and he the vegan

[icedteaandoldlace]

Wow, I really am the biggest animal lover in this family. Not that that's anything new, but you'd think someone would be interested in trying harder to keep these kittens alive.

[kingofdoma]

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

[kitkat-the-muffin]

I love how Wallace ended up being Todd’s gay awakening and then they DIDN’T end up together in the end

Instead Wallace led him on by failing to communicate that their fling was temporary and now Todd has an unhealthy obsession with Wallace and it’s so so so funny (and so tragic)

Next thing you know Wallace’s new boyfriend is gonna have to fight Todd’s new league of Wallace’s evil exes

[crimge-but-free]

finally finished it :---) thank you christmas break. unfortunately (as usual) i fucked up the shading so flat version it is. hope you enjoy long hair madness 🌟

[arguablysomaya]

Babs: Why are you eating tofu?

Dick: I'm trying to convince Jason I'm a vegan

Babs: Why?

Dick: I've been stealing chicken from his fridge and if I'm vegan, he can't accuse me of stealing it

Babs: Why not just buy your own chicken?

Dick: this is much more fun, watch

Jason: Okay! I have had enough! WHO THE HELL! IS EATING MY GOD DAMN CHICKEN!?

[mysterious-trail-of-goop]

^this is what i mean when i say Damian Wayne has kitten energy

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Billy Batson, who got his sixth case of vampirism in his lifetime, cracking open a bottle of coconut water: Aint gonna get me this time either universe!

Joker, straightjacketed up in his cell: Something funny is happening and I’m not involved…

[bobzillashiftwoods]

[seabeck]

My brother and his girlfriend, both vegan, have decided to dabble in eating meat again but only if it’s wild. So far they’ve tried roadkill deer backstrap (they said it’s the best steak they’ve ever had, I’ve been marinating it and cooking it medium rare) and trout. We also have some carp in the freezer but neither of us have gotten around to it yet.

[cannedchelsea]

sparks

[forcebookish]

he's only a baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺

BOOK KASIDET as ARM ANON Perfect 10 Liners, ep.1

[solunarwitch]

If Wallace really felt nothing, why couldn't he keep his hands off him hmmm?

[sircantus]

Omggg pacifist wilbur being raised to be absolutely lethal in all forms of combat, like he doesn’t care for killing and refuses to do it but being raised by emduo means he knows like 77 different ways to kill a man at any given moment. He is not a threat bc he chooses not to be. He clings to the hope that he can keep his family safe without any more fighting and blood, but he also always has that knife in his back pocket, for it is his second nature. His main way of defense is something he learned to perfect by himself, his main method of defense is his words, but there will always, always be the instinctual urge to bring his fists up, because he was raised like that. He was raised to go for the throat. He actively made himself peaceful. It does not mean he’s harmless. If anything he’s even more dangerous bc now he’s underestimated

[bowenoke]

"the watchers top-surgeried grian" comic is in my brain at all times. perfect mix of comedy and horror and comedy out of horror. please let me think about something else though i have exams but this piece of art is like moss that grew in my brain wrinkles

I'm sorry, the only way i got it out was to draw it. best i can do for you is to replace it with different bullshit

mumbo jumbo communism

meme ref the watchers top surgeried grian

[anjanahalo]

Potential DPxDC Prompt x3

In between their graduation from high school and the start of their college careers, Tucker and Danny collaborate on a small podcast where they mostly chitchatted about various topics from "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" to "Why the Justice League sucks." That last one upped their viewership, but most of that died off when the next three episodes were titled "The Best Eats in Nowhere, Illinois," where they trolled through Elmerton and Amity Park for the various chain and local restaurants, eating at and rating them with a very qualitative, subjective, and nonsensical scale, until they get to the Nasty Burger. The Nasty Burger gets an episode all to itself, describing the lore of how the "T" in the original "Tasty" fell off, the sign got tagged with an "N," and how, after it took years for the owners to fix the sign, they officially renamed the place "The Nasty Burger" because that's what everyone called it, even changing the menu and marketing that had stubbornly stuck to Tasty Burger all those years. (Tucker shows off his vintage Tasty Burger shirt as a flex of his loyalty). They order and eat every food item in one sitting (even the vegan ones), and rate Nasty Burger 20/10, the best local burger place you can find. After the drop off that came from reviewing places like "The Lucky Sombrero Irish Pub and Taquería," they didn't expect the clapback they got from the most unexpected place: Gotham, New Jersey. A small but very robust group of Gothamites were calling bullshit on the review, daring them to come to Gotham for their own local burger chain, The Batburger. Tucker and Danny sense a great challenge and a new episode idea, and Sam agrees to fund the trip when they declare the vegan options at the Batburger were far superior ("I funeded the separate grill myself at Nasty! Bet they cook their bean burgers in beef grease.") Of course, she's also coming along. So Tucker, Sam, and Danny hit the road with a teaser that they're taking up the challenge and coming to Gotham, and they'd be proving these uppity commentators WRONG. Meanwhile, The Batclan are a bit shocked to realize that their comments actually motivated the hosts of one of their favorite dumb podcasts, which appeared on their radar after the "JL sucks" episode, to visit Gotham. Wouldn't it be hilarious if they tracked them down and got to see their reactions in person?

[angelsdean]

ok but the way jack is immediately like "don't tell sam" abt the cookie crunch like yes it's a funny moment but thinking abt it for one second longer it's like ohhh so sam is annoying abt Everyone's eating habits, not just dean's? insufferable man. to quote dean: these are your issues, quit dumping them on [others]