#and he is and elf and blonde

[here-there-were-dragons]

yall in the lotr fandom have enough hot elf ships. need some more variety in there, you know, add some more spice to your ship diet. lots of different sources of nutrition, you know? might i propose;

gandalf x smaug

boromir x gollum

farmer maggot x the witch king

treebeard x balrog

radagast x treebeard

gandalf x bilbo

arwen x eowyn

denethor x himself but with pointy teeth and an emo color scheme

eldrond x shadowfax

the ring x gollum

the ring x the palantir (that CHEATER)

faramir x a stable home life

smeagol x frodo

smaug x sackville bagginses

eru x morgoth (sauron is somehow their kid)

theoden x shelob

frodo x sauron

legolas x will turner

grima wormtongue x sarumon x sauron x morgoth x sackville bagginses x gimli for some reason

bilbo x every single one of the elves who's names sound like the word "celery", yes all of them, all at once, like that piper perri surrounded meme

galadriel x ibuprofen

pippin x farmer maggot's crops

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Robin landed on the roof next to him and Bruce could already feel the headache building. They were looking down on a young blond man with pointed ears and a large halberd on his backriding on a white horse. The guy looked like he had come straight out of a fairytale. He knew that if this was a new rogue Damian would argue about keeping the horse. Actually he would probably want to keep the horse even if he wasn't a rogue.

Deciding the guy had gotten close enough they swooped down to confront him. The man, startled, stopped his horse and pulled the large halberd off his back. He held it in front of him, as if in warning. The man looked wary of them but not afraid. They stared at eachother for a moment before the man spoke in a language neither Batman not his Robin knew.

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Link was having a wierd day. He had literally just saved Princess Zelda a week ago (and for the second time) when he encountered some kind of demon in black and white. The Master Sword glowed in the demons presence which was all Link needed to know before chasing after the being. The thing, looking like a teen in odd clothing that reminded him of links own rubber suit, bolted into a green portal it had created.

Not hesitating he had his horse leap into it. And now he was in a strange place with no sign of the demon. After getting attacked by a man yelling in a language he didn't recognize, he switched out his sword for a halberd for that extra reach on horseback and continued on his way, leaving the unconscious man on the road side behind him.

This place was odd. Parts of some walls would light up, showing images of people and places he didn't know along with a written language he didn't recognize. He came across many people who looked at him oddly...or at least he thought they were people. They looked like Hylians but most of them were taller than the average Hylian and to Links horror they had short rounded ears. How could they hear thier gods with such tiny ears?

He was scared, but he carried on anyway. Eventually he gets confronted by someone dressed as a monster and a child. They manage to settle thier...dispute?...without violence so that was nice. He pulled a few apples and swift carrots out of his tablet-to the curiosity of the duo- and hands them to the child. The kid caught on quickly and raced off to feed his horse her favorite snacks.

Link will have to figure out how to overcome this language barrier

Bruce however, has discovered this was not a man, but a teenager lost in a foreign world and is set on adopting him.

[narts-kakashi-doll]

Funny that chilchuk has a thing for pretty blondes and ended up on a team that's half pretty blonde... Mr tims do u have anything to say for urself...

[whoblewboobear]

Gun collector!Jace has me thinking bc the thing about him is that everyone should be very glad he has a handle on his self control bc he is so deadly 💖 (he doesn’t play about gun safety tho)

Like- he’s a very precise caster and a very careful shot. He /does not/ miss unless he wants to make a point. In the early days of him and Porter dating he suggests going to a shooting range. Porter is a little taken aback by it but he thinks Jace just wants him to show off for him. In his head, Porter is thinking he’s not a great shot, he prefers his war hammer or his fists but if Jace is into seeing him shoot, he’s down. He can play the part. Little does he know, Jace wants to show off for him.

When they walk in, several employees greet Jace and Porter is just kinda ‘????’ Because who the hell is this guy? They haven’t been dating long but they’ve worked together long enough for him to say he’s at least familiar with him. Seeing Jace’s focus and precision at work gets him so hard he can’t help it. His sweet, beautiful Jace holding something so big and so deadly and not missing a single shot-?

They barely make it through the evening by the time Porter is dragging Jace to his pick up to fuck him silly. Just- Yeah give that magic man a gun it’s so hot 😮‍💨

[dark-elf-writes]

Tseng: After years spent keeping Cloud from fighting everything he sees I am prepared for anything

Rufus Shinra, new president shinra, with a science experiment dog and a custom shotgun who also wants to fight everything that moves including Cloud: Hi

Tseng: …

[cosmicrhetoric]

i never read eyeshield 21 in high school bc i do live in the us and i was honor bound to attend every football game in the season (despite being the part of the marching band that is literally not required to be there) and i was like well im not doing any more of that if i dont have to. but i have always been curious. what up with that guy's elf ears?

[bennidraws]

wouldnt it be crazy if my second oc was so cat coded wow!!

while rosio is a stinky asshole bastard lucis is the,, arrogant sad twink but at least he would save a child tbh. seriously tho, theyre both trying to be better while developing the most unhealthy coping mechanisms after ruining each others lives.. i love my yaoi toxic 😞

a shame they would (should) not ever explore each others bodies again..i think it would be hot

[storyknitter]

Look, I think I'm funny and that's all that matters

[miserys-bitch]

hi guys . dunmeshi oc be upon ye

[toxxtt-kotlc]

older dex doodles + the dizznee family

do I see my problems as a child of a mixed couple in dexs problems as a child of a bad match? absolutely. am I going to project that onto dex? absolutely. mixed dizznees supremacy

[he-wrote-that-one-song]

no one:

my brain: linked universe but also Luke Skywalker is there. he's not a link but he's in the chain. why? because.

[simgerale]

OLEANDER CYRUS 🐉

@morrigan-sims's D&D CAS CHALLENGE

High elf | medium hair | sorcerer | pet/familiar (dragon) | body hair | glasses | chaotic evil

this was so much fun (^: he's EVIL Y'ALL!!!!! and of course he has a mutually beneficial relationship with a humongous dragon... do you see the crazy HORNS as his CHEEK BONES!!! anyways he wants to burn every village he sees and wreak havoc everywhere he goes

[books-and-ivy]

Evolution of Hyde’s design over the years.

[whoblewboobear]

*sigh* Okay yeah, sure. Porter piss kink and Jace desperation kink 🙄✌️Perv!Porter a lil bit too cause I love he~

~ They’re a match made in heaven bc Porter gets to be sooo mean about not letting Jace go. They might be cuddling or something and Jace is like “I’ll be right back, gotta pee.” Porter doesn’t let him, but he does hold him a little tighter, pressing on his bladder until Jace is practically begging to go. Porter just flips them over and holds Jace on top of him by his hips and just says. “Go.” And Jace is squirming, he’s so confused bc Porter.. said go? But didn’t loosen his grip.. and looks like he’s waiting for- And then it dawns on Jace and he’s beet red, so embarrassed, so humiliated, but so fucking desperate so Porter decides to be a little nice and presses on his bladder again until Jace is just covering his face and letting it all go. He’s so lost in how good it feels, he starts rolling his hips, and Porter is in fucking heaven. Jace is also in heaven but still mortified by how much he’s into it.

Porter wastes no time to double down on this. He’ll tell Jace he just needs to make a quick trip to the store and get Jace to join- listen I think Jace is the kinda dude that no matter what if he’s going anywhere he pees first bc once in his adventuring days he didn’t. He got knocked out with a full bladder and woke up in a puddle bc his body stopped holding the minute the lights went out. His party had a good laugh about it but he didn’t, so he takes the precaution. Porter knows this story, he LOVES this story. He can still sweet talk Jace out of skipping his bathroom break by saying they’ll be in and out in no time. But by the time they’ve started driving further out of town it hits Jace. He knows what Porter’s doing. He didn’t need to go yet, he’s not bursting. He knows Porter will keep driving until he is.

They’re on their 6th stop and Jace is fighting for his life to pretend he’s fine but Porter made it back to the car in time to find Jace curled up so awkwardly and he just leads with his soft voice because even though it’s hot he knows Jace is probably extra pissed off. Jace looks over and frowns and just asks Porter to take him home. Porter carefully pulls Jace into his lap and kisses him so soft and sweet and tells him he’ll take them home but Jace knows what to do if he’s uncomfortable. And he is but he’s so flushed and still so into it. He’s already got his face buried in Porter’s neck, rocking his hips desperately against porters thigh. He’s just waiting for Porter to say it. He rubs Jace’s back and tells him to let go. Porter is in love with the feeling and the sounds that Jace is making and when Jace is empty he shudders and cums so fucking hard. He mumbles “now take me home,” casts a prestidigitate to clean up the mess and Porter drives them home, painfully hard. Because he needs more room than just the inside of his truck for how hard he’s gonna fuck Jace once they get back. 🥰

[auxoubliettes]

blur were right: i don't need anyone. but a little love would make things better

[dark-elf-writes]

The bad part of having a well know type of Guy™️ that I adore is I know for a fact if I come tell you all that I found a mischievous yet charming rogue that cares so much he is repeatedly dooming himself in the process not a single one of you motherfuckers (affectionate) would be surprised that I love him