#and he is and elf and blonde

[here-there-were-dragons]

yall in the lotr fandom have enough hot elf ships. need some more variety in there, you know, add some more spice to your ship diet. lots of different sources of nutrition, you know? might i propose;

gandalf x smaug

boromir x gollum

farmer maggot x the witch king

treebeard x balrog

radagast x treebeard

gandalf x bilbo

arwen x eowyn

denethor x himself but with pointy teeth and an emo color scheme

eldrond x shadowfax

the ring x gollum

the ring x the palantir (that CHEATER)

faramir x a stable home life

smeagol x frodo

smaug x sackville bagginses

eru x morgoth (sauron is somehow their kid)

theoden x shelob

frodo x sauron

legolas x will turner

grima wormtongue x sarumon x sauron x morgoth x sackville bagginses x gimli for some reason

bilbo x every single one of the elves who's names sound like the word "celery", yes all of them, all at once, like that piper perri surrounded meme

galadriel x ibuprofen

pippin x farmer maggot's crops

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Robin landed on the roof next to him and Bruce could already feel the headache building. They were looking down on a young blond man with pointed ears and a large halberd on his backriding on a white horse. The guy looked like he had come straight out of a fairytale. He knew that if this was a new rogue Damian would argue about keeping the horse. Actually he would probably want to keep the horse even if he wasn't a rogue.

Deciding the guy had gotten close enough they swooped down to confront him. The man, startled, stopped his horse and pulled the large halberd off his back. He held it in front of him, as if in warning. The man looked wary of them but not afraid. They stared at eachother for a moment before the man spoke in a language neither Batman not his Robin knew.

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Link was having a wierd day. He had literally just saved Princess Zelda a week ago (and for the second time) when he encountered some kind of demon in black and white. The Master Sword glowed in the demons presence which was all Link needed to know before chasing after the being. The thing, looking like a teen in odd clothing that reminded him of links own rubber suit, bolted into a green portal it had created.

Not hesitating he had his horse leap into it. And now he was in a strange place with no sign of the demon. After getting attacked by a man yelling in a language he didn't recognize, he switched out his sword for a halberd for that extra reach on horseback and continued on his way, leaving the unconscious man on the road side behind him.

This place was odd. Parts of some walls would light up, showing images of people and places he didn't know along with a written language he didn't recognize. He came across many people who looked at him oddly...or at least he thought they were people. They looked like Hylians but most of them were taller than the average Hylian and to Links horror they had short rounded ears. How could they hear thier gods with such tiny ears?

He was scared, but he carried on anyway. Eventually he gets confronted by someone dressed as a monster and a child. They manage to settle thier...dispute?...without violence so that was nice. He pulled a few apples and swift carrots out of his tablet-to the curiosity of the duo- and hands them to the child. The kid caught on quickly and raced off to feed his horse her favorite snacks.

Link will have to figure out how to overcome this language barrier

Bruce however, has discovered this was not a man, but a teenager lost in a foreign world and is set on adopting him.

[sh1-n0bu]

i wanna write smt soft but at the same time i need to wreck the absolute SHIT out of a certain elf who constantly looks down on humans so he could be put into his place and be willing to listen to the humans to not to awaken the golden army

[gloom-walker]

I love how the perception of elves has changed so much in these decades because what is supposed to be the first one?

[androgyknife]

Adencuzz

[narts-kakashi-doll]

Funny that chilchuk has a thing for pretty blondes and ended up on a team that's half pretty blonde... Mr tims do u have anything to say for urself...

[squidaped-oyt]

Very funny to think about higher-ranking houses trying to poach Fiorenzo from House de Riva after everything settles a little post game and being baffled when the answer is always 'No 💖'

[whoblewboobear]

Gun collector!Jace has me thinking bc the thing about him is that everyone should be very glad he has a handle on his self control bc he is so deadly 💖 (he doesn’t play about gun safety tho)

Like- he’s a very precise caster and a very careful shot. He /does not/ miss unless he wants to make a point. In the early days of him and Porter dating he suggests going to a shooting range. Porter is a little taken aback by it but he thinks Jace just wants him to show off for him. In his head, Porter is thinking he’s not a great shot, he prefers his war hammer or his fists but if Jace is into seeing him shoot, he’s down. He can play the part. Little does he know, Jace wants to show off for him.

When they walk in, several employees greet Jace and Porter is just kinda ‘????’ Because who the hell is this guy? They haven’t been dating long but they’ve worked together long enough for him to say he’s at least familiar with him. Seeing Jace’s focus and precision at work gets him so hard he can’t help it. His sweet, beautiful Jace holding something so big and so deadly and not missing a single shot-?

They barely make it through the evening by the time Porter is dragging Jace to his pick up to fuck him silly. Just- Yeah give that magic man a gun it’s so hot 😮‍💨

[dark-elf-writes]

The bad part of having a well know type of Guy™️ that I adore is I know for a fact if I come tell you all that I found a mischievous yet charming rogue that cares so much he is repeatedly dooming himself in the process not a single one of you motherfuckers (affectionate) would be surprised that I love him

[cosmicrhetoric]

i never read eyeshield 21 in high school bc i do live in the us and i was honor bound to attend every football game in the season (despite being the part of the marching band that is literally not required to be there) and i was like well im not doing any more of that if i dont have to. but i have always been curious. what up with that guy's elf ears?

[bennidraws]

wouldnt it be crazy if my second oc was so cat coded wow!!

while rosio is a stinky asshole bastard lucis is the,, arrogant sad twink but at least he would save a child tbh. seriously tho, theyre both trying to be better while developing the most unhealthy coping mechanisms after ruining each others lives.. i love my yaoi toxic 😞

a shame they would (should) not ever explore each others bodies again..i think it would be hot

[storyknitter]

Look, I think I'm funny and that's all that matters

[miserys-bitch]

hi guys . dunmeshi oc be upon ye

[toxxtt-kotlc]

older dex doodles + the dizznee family

do I see my problems as a child of a mixed couple in dexs problems as a child of a bad match? absolutely. am I going to project that onto dex? absolutely. mixed dizznees supremacy

[that-nefarious-song]

no one:

my brain: linked universe but also Luke Skywalker is there. he's not a link but he's in the chain. why? because.

[simgerale]

OLEANDER CYRUS 🐉

@morrigan-sims's D&D CAS CHALLENGE

High elf | medium hair | sorcerer | pet/familiar (dragon) | body hair | glasses | chaotic evil

this was so much fun (^: he's EVIL Y'ALL!!!!! and of course he has a mutually beneficial relationship with a humongous dragon... do you see the crazy HORNS as his CHEEK BONES!!! anyways he wants to burn every village he sees and wreak havoc everywhere he goes