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here-there-were-dragons · 2 months

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yall in the lotr fandom have enough hot elf ships. need some more variety in there, you know, add some more spice to your ship diet. lots of different sources of nutrition, you know? might i propose;

gandalf x smaug

boromir x gollum

farmer maggot x the witch king

treebeard x balrog

radagast x treebeard

gandalf x bilbo

arwen x eowyn

denethor x himself but with pointy teeth and an emo color scheme

eldrond x shadowfax

the ring x gollum

the ring x the palantir (that CHEATER)

faramir x a stable home life

smeagol x frodo

smaug x sackville bagginses

eru x morgoth (sauron is somehow their kid)

theoden x shelob

frodo x sauron

legolas x will turner

grima wormtongue x sarumon x sauron x morgoth x sackville bagginses x gimli for some reason

bilbo x every single one of the elves who's names sound like the word "celery", yes all of them, all at once, like that piper perri surrounded meme

galadriel x ibuprofen

pippin x farmer maggot's crops

#as a bonus i would like to add:#glorfindel x his own hair #i know literally almost nothing about who glorfindel is beyond the fact #that every single time i have ever been anywhere even remotely lotr fandom-adjacent #every single fanfic i've ever seen has him in it even if it's for the hobbit movies or something #and specifically everyone won't stop talking about his hair #also his name sounds like a bear messily eating mashed potatoes #and he is and elf and blonde #those comprise the roughly 3-5 things i know about this character

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