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maybe I'm manic babes
#had a verbal fight with the supermarket security ...#never fought someone in public... EVER!!!#he wanted to check my bag because I didn't get inside the supermarket from the normal entry#and he bothered me two times about it#I was trying not to murder him#he was like it's just the protocol... I dtudied for this job
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one of my favorite things about the deathly hallows book is the revelation that snape and petunia knew each other. like if you asked someone in 1997, “hey which two characters from harry potter have longstanding childhood beef with each other”. I’m not sure anyone would’ve answered “harry’s bitchy muggle aunt and the mean potions teacher”. but it also makes total sense. like they are the two biggest haters.
#the wizarding world’s drake vs kendrick#you decide which is which#my actual favorite revelation is that tom riddle got hagrid expelled#i love petunia’s allusion to him in ootp that harry mistakes for a reference to james and she doesn’t bother to elaborate#everyday I think about snape asking voldemort to spare lily bc he loved her & voldemort just being like “weird but okay”#like why voldemort agreed to that is hilarious to me. it’s the only time he’s ever been kinda nice? love that he has a soft spot for snape#dumbledore & voldemort being the only two ppl to find snape endearing is everything to me. like everyone’s like “snape’s disloyal”#but dumbledore & voldemort couldn’t care less. like that’s their boy#severus snape#i am neither pro nor against snape#harry potter
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I think there's a lot of evidence in canon to suggest that Mihawk doesn't want to be lonely. But he doesn't know how to be around other people without expecting too much of them and always ultimately ending up disappointed when they fall short.
Sometimes when he looks at Shanks, all he can see is failed potential and broken promises he made with no one but himself.
Even now he tries not to linger longer than he has too;
Shanks' future no longer has any room for him and so Mihawk remains stagnant stuck 10 years in the past, alone. He doesn't know how to be anything else.
That is until a couple of pesky cotton candy haired children barge into his castle and into his life and drag him head first into the future too
#Shanks and Mihawk playing an eternal game of catch up#Mihawk is also a man incapable off putting anyone else's needs infront of his own desires and that makes him a not so great companion#Zoro and perona help with this by constantly being utter dissapointments but sticking around and bothering him anyway#and suddenly for probably the first time in his life mihawk is responsible for the safety and well being of two other people#there's something longer I wanna write about this but it want coming out right so here you go#But something about what he says Luffy's hreatest power is really stuck with me#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#akagami no shanks#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#red hair shanks#op#mishanks#akataka#goth fam#perona#roronoa zoro#one piece goth family#Mihawk lives in fear of experiencing other people's mediocrity#He would rather be bored than frustrated
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one of my favourite aspects of supernatural that you very rarely see in paranormal shows is that sam and dean are already versed in the world they live in. there’s no sudden discovery of ghosts and demons and now they have to learn about them along with the audience; they are born into it and already know all about it. it allows the audience to follow their personal story instead of also trying to figure out this new world and its rules
the first season is full of knowledge we never see them learn; “w*ndigoes are in the minnesota woods or- or northern michigan. i’ve never even heard of one this far west.” […] “great. well then this [his gun] is useless.” (1x02), “you don’t break a curse. you get the hell out of its way.” (1x08), d: “it’s a god. a pagan god, anyway.” […] “the annual cycle of its killings? and the fact that the victims are always a man and a woman. like some kind of fertility right.” […] s: “the last meal. given to sacrificial victims. d: “yeah, i’m thinking a ritual sacrifice to appease some pagan god.” (1x11)
almost every episode in the first season is a monster they’ve faced before that they then explain to the audience in a way that should feel patronising; like it’s the same speech given over and over again but instead, the audience almost feels included in the knowledge. it’s stated with such an innate confidence and comfort in said knowledge that it feels like we already knew it too; “spirits and demons don't have to unlock doors. if they want inside, they just go through the walls.” […] “the claws, the speed that it moves; could be a skinwalker, maybe a black dog.” (1x02), “it's biblical numerology. you know noah's ark, it rained for forty days. the number means death.” (1x04), “no no no, not the reaper, a reaper. there's reaper lore in pretty much every culture on earth, it goes by 100 different names.” […] “you said it yourself that the clock stopped, right? reapers stop time. and you can only see 'em when they're coming at you which is why i could see it and you couldn't.” (1x12)
they already know and, at least in the first season, already have what they need to kill whatever they’re hunting; already know to salt and burn bones for spirits, fire for a w*ndigo, exorcisms for demons, a silver bullet to the heart for shapeshifters. there’s only three times in the entire first season that they run into something new to them; 1x14 when sam gets his first vision that leads him to another psychic, 1x16 when dean calls caleb for help on the sigil he put together and he tells him about daevas, and 1x20 when they find out vampires are real- and they only don’t know that bc john thought they were hunted to extinction and not worth mentioning
(there’s also technically two half instances if you count one of them knowing something the other doesn’t - sam figuring out the tulpa in 1x17 and dean already knowing about the shtriga in 1x18 - but those still rely on sam and dean having prior knowledge)
even when they’re uncertain about facing something, it’s not bc they don’t know what it is; it’s precisely bc they know what it is and acknowledge that it’ll be a difficult hunt (“i don't know, man. this isn't our normal gig. i mean, demons, they don't want anything, just death and destruction for its own sake. this is big. and i wish dad was here.” 1x04)
so much of the tension in paranormal shows typically comes from the main character(s) not knowing what is happening to them/the people around them and having to find out how to resolve it. supernatural is unique in that it operates more like a police procedural. the tension comes from solving the clues and identifying patterns to figure out who (what) the killer is and intercepting before they can take another victim
it’s such a different tone to go for when compared to other shows that came both before, during, and after its run. it sets sam and dean on even footing with each other since they both have the same knowledge going in, and it puts them in a place of authority usually reserved for an outside character
the shows i compare spn to most is charmed, buffy and teen wolf; every main character in those shows are brought into the paranormal world knowing nothing, putting them on the same level as the audience, and they have their mc interact with others already knowledgeable about that world in order to overcome their problem/monster of the week. the audience organically learns about this new world as the characters learn about it. it’s a sound writing strategy that prevents “as we already know”-style exposition but something that complicates it is if your world building isn’t unique or intriguing enough, this slow introduction can become boring
we’ve seen shows like these before; sitting through the same tropes of characters learning to use their powers, struggling with no longer feeling normal/relating to the regular world around them, and not knowing how much they can trust the people already involved in this new world gets repetitive. all three shows eventually reach the same level of comfort with their new world that spn starts with but if the characters aren’t enough to draw you in, you can end up dropping it before they reach that point (and often, before the overarching plot can really kick in and evolve the show beyond the villain of the week format)
it’s the superhero origin movie in tv format; dragged out and overplayed. dropping the audience into an established world of course comes with its own problems but you also have the benefit of pre-existing established character dynamics that let the audience slot in like they’ve always been there instead of just getting to know all the characters while the characters also get to know each other
sam and dean already knowing about the supernatural lets the audience immediately get to the core of the story; the conflict between sam and dean, the search for their father, and the mystery of what killed their mother
#i could go on forever theres literally so many examples#dean figuring the ‘two dark doubles’ is a shapeshifter sam figuring out the changing ghost is a tulpa#also peak how many of these examples come from dean despite them pushing so hard for sam to be the one knowing hunting theory#this format is why i cant stand watching the first season of charmed despite loving it so much#i just cant be bothered watching them have the same struggle ive seen a hundred times play out again#different genre but sons of anarchy does this well too; all the characters are already in the club life and already have inner conflict#spn having such a natural introduction makes me so glad they didnt go with the original plan of sam not knowing about hunting#that wouldve been Painful#watching spn so young has really shaped my view of media bc i legit cant stand things with a learning curve#give me an established world damnit#lord of the rings never stops to explain what a dwarf is! you just go with it! and it rules!#dean is just as theoretical and lore savvy as sam and id go as far to say he actually knows more#instead of trying to do this bullshit brains v brawn divide they shouldve done new tech vs analogue#sams laptop is famous and he also knows how to hack thing where the second dean doesnt know something he defaults to books#have dean be the one where if its written down he can find it almost like a proto bobby#they even kind of support that by him being the one to find the phoenix in s6 when they go through all their books#but this was 2005 and characters could only be so conplex and theyd already decided dean needed to be the hot one and sams the nerd one#side note how many of these metas am i going to write on this rewatch? tbd#side side note included all the quotes and episode numbers makes me feel so academic#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#carry on my wayward son#talk meta to me#meta#supernatural meta#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#save post
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time to try again.
#hadestown#hadestown fanart#hades hadestown#persephone hadestown#yeah i’m completely abnormal about these two.#i’m not even bothering with pretenses i would walk into hadestown to give them marital counselling and consider it a win#do not come at me with the verses from epic iii or like. second chant. or original chant. or ANYTHING from how long. i will cry.#dude i came back to this musical bc i want to make an oc animatic but#it grabbed me by the NECK#gently places it next to poto in my rotation of lovely musicals i forgot i loved so much#there’s more in there but they’ll come later.#ney’s art#for the record tbe timing of this was ABSOLUTELY intentional. he said he'd wait and he meant it damn it#happy fall/autumn <3<3
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Enomatsumiki ot3 charts bc them and Chappell Roan is the only thing that has been keeping me stable
#scarposts#not going in ANY major tags#nope#enomatsumiki#that one is ok bc its mostly empty anyway#anyway i have been cooking with my Remnant Matsuda au#you should totally ask me about it btw#but with the actual chart#alot of it is steeped in canon#like matsuda being the first to apologize after a fight#which he does in dr0#and mikan too bc she would apologize before the fight was even over#also the firsts are a bit confusing mainly bc matsushima was together way beforehand so#except the wake up one#thats bc i believe that they would wake up together at the same time bc they commute to work together#if they sleep to begin with#junko however just snoozes away#also not sure with the tropes#childhood freinds are a given#but i did coworkers and classmates for matsumiki bc thats the best i could#and love at first sight and patient nurse for junkan bc i have no fucking clue#pick your poison i suppose#Jealousy is not with each other btw its outsiders#matsuda with two people who thrive off pda when he absolutely does not#its ok they have each other then they can bother him when they are alone#Actually whats with mikan working well with people she absolutely should not?#mikan: i dont like when ppl are mad or bored... i always think its my fault :(#junko and yasuke: 😐😠#mikan: <333333333333333333333333333#she chose the woman who destroyed the world bc of boredom and the guy who is immune to having a good day
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So I decided to watch a bit of Bridgerton with my mother, which I'm not really interested in (I don't really like period pieces unless it's a fanfic for a ship I like) but it's a show she enjoys so I sometimes catch her watching it and join her, and literally the only takeaway from the stuff I've seen with her is that Colin, Lord Debling, and Penelope should have all been poly
#guys listen a lot of shit could have been solved if they had just been poly (says local poly relationship writer & enjoyer)#i know polin is like the Ship this season from what i've seen when i lightly check out the bridgerton fandom#but i really enjoyed the chemistry between penelope & debling. they were cute.#that scene where he asked in a roundabout way how to propose to her. it was sweet. also the way he stuttered was really cute.#i also imagined colin & debling together in a world where polyamory & queer relationships weren't frowned upon#and i think they would be cute. he & colin would have a fun dynamic because debling's similair to pen but also he still very different#and i think that seeing colin being oblivious about liking him would be cute#it would definitely add to the drama if violet didn't really understand that colin was into both pen & debling at first. but when she does.#she spends the entire time with her head in her hands because her son is so bad at recognizing his feelings.#i just think the two would be really cute if the time period wasn't. you know. very unaccepting of queer relationships.#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#lord debling#alfred debling#polin#colin x penelope#pebling#penelope x lord debling#colin x penelope x lord debling#colin x lord debling#god i think i'm the only one adding to that tag. if not creating it. oh well.#please don't bother interacting with this post if you're just going to say that polin is superior or whatever. literally just block me dude#yuri's thoughts & rambles#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton spoilers#this literally might be the only time i even use the bridgerton tag
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when Arthur finally admits his feelings for Gwen to Merlin and says "my father would never let me marry her", and Merlin goes "you want to MARRY Gwen?!" like "shit, dude, I didn't realise it was this serious"
#arthur (2 days after kissing gwen): imma wife her up#merlin: what??#arthur: what??#'I think about her all the time'#'I care about her more than anyone' 😭😭😭#it lowkey bothers me when people make this scene about merthur#'he could be talking about merlin!' mmkay but he's not 🙃#he's talking about gwen#can we be about gwen for just one minute#also love this scene because merlin is SUCH a romantic#like it's such a fundamental part of his character it's adorable#look at his face when gaius is talking about his ex fiancée alice!!#(of course gaius was also taking about magic there which is why merlin had such a stupid grin on his face)#(love and magic are his two favourite things)#arwen#arthur x gwen#merlin#ep 2x04#merlin 2x04
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my dark urge kitty^^
(a year before the game - act one)
#kitty the nautiloid is on fire - this aint about him#if anyone can guess where im going with her (or theyve heard me the 7 times i mentioned it)#LARIAN'S VERSION OF SAREVOK ISNT REAL. HE CANT HURT ME. TOB SAREVOK GET BEHIND ME#bg3#baldur's gate 3#changeling#dark urge#durge#scarabocchi#art#digital art#i dont like how these two look together but posting them alone bothered me because theyre both missing elements of her main design#< on purpose but still#/kitty#oh well idk what to add. ill ramble more abt her personality when i properly draw her post tadpole#artists on tumblr
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Ooh what's barbarian Figs subclass
m flipfloppin between giant and totem (def reskinned) for her rn! giant would be Really funny for junior year and there's some thematic stuff for the transformation element I think would be interesting, but just purely on a character basis I think fig would love totem esp. as a barbie girl in freshman year. if I land on totem I kinda imagine it like a wuxia animal style thing tbh, mostly just because the idea of someone coming into a fight expecting typical movie shaolin choreography and getting Teenager That Mauls You To Death is entertaining to me
#not art#fh class quangle#the main appeal of the path of giants for fig is that it puts her So Tantalizingly Close to porter's grasp#but fundamentally he will never be able to convince her bc she just does not respect him lmao#barbarian!fig's junior year is about building new. thinking about the after of destruction. rebuilding her own self perception after#letting go of the thing that's motivated her through the last two years#(which is the ownership of things that the world refuses her due to who she is. like a certain kind of femininity or companionship#some of which grow to become limiting and ill-fitting for her but she's gone through a Lot of destruction to keep them so#she's unwilling to let go of them. that's sophomore year babeyy)#barbarian!fig almost zealously upholds self-determination AND she's hyperaware of her friends' business#coupled with cleric!gorgug being a high control group victim and being So sus of the shit porter's on. ohhh fig would Hate him#meanwhile the path of the totem warriors I mostly just hesitate on bc the language is. bad. lol#like barbarian as a class is already fraught with modern fantasy ahistorical bullshit. totem warrior is especially egregious#and idk if I can be bothered to like reskin it for this one thing and every time I mention it add on a tag that explains my reskin#like at a certain point it feels like stepping out of the ''playing with specifically a d20 property like dolls'' box and entering the#''doing labour for wotc for free'' box. and at that point it stops being fun for me#well. I simply must sit on it for a bit. we'll see how it turns out!
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I am once again asking people to understand that people create and are drawn to monster narratives for different reasons, and there isn't One Reason that's the only valid one, even if you personally find other ones boring or "missing the point."
Maybe YOU want to explore how your vampires to have to be inherently unethical and think every possible justification or minimisation is worse than just having them be evil or whatever. Maybe I just want to write a fruity autistic guy (gn) with iron deficiency and a sun allergy and pointy teeth who has always felt out of step with modern human society, and won't ever go visit other people's homes uninvited because it's impolite.
Maybe that's because I find those things weirdly relatable, but when it's a vampire that's all those things it's cool, instead of me who just dresses like an 18th century grandpa and has an energy many people find offputting.
*oh my god do you not think there could be more than one point, or more than one kind of story you can make out of the same creature. Different types of stories can coexist. Read the ones you think are fun, don't be a dick about the ones you don't. Fuck
#it's like the guy in the good place who went to the bad place when he died for drinking almond milk#we can debate the relative Goodness of how we consume as human people irl too but like#sometimes you don't want to grapple with all that in your fiction#sometimes you just think vampires are fun and you want to write about a vampire trying to buy groceries for their alive person partner#not tagging this with anything useful because if the MAKE MONSTERS BE MONSTROUS people find this post i will never find peace#maybe YOUR monsters are monstrous#maybe mine are misunderstood#we're all just little creatures#and most of us i hope are trying to minimise the harm we cause in allowing ourselves to continue to survive in the world#sure no vampire can be morally pure but neither is any human#if i had a nickel for every time i came upon a long ass post about something like this that just Got My Goat#i'd have two nickels#which isn't much but it's still more than i care to have to think about at length because it bothers me on a friday night
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#Ep 9... I'm going to be annoying now so feel free to skip reading this#Idk. Maybe I'm just annoyed at b/sd for no reason today.#But there's so many things bothering me about the plot and storytelling of this episode. Idk#The Atsushi / Teruko face off is so underwhelming in its inconclusiveness.#This episode is just filled with build ups that simply completely lack payoff.#Fukuchi attacks Kunikida and Tanizaki who “put up a good fight”‚#but we're entirely stripped of the satisfaction of seeing that allegedly exciting fight.#Teruko says she's going to torture Atsushi‚ but then she doesn't lay a finger on him.#Teruko captures Atsushi‚ but then releases him just like that.#Teruko says “you'll be crushed‚ and you will never get up to leave this room”‚#and then Atsushi hesitates for like. Ten seconds max before walking away just like that#Fukuzawa gets at least three “fatal wound” moments just within this episode#Please‚ you see what I'm talking about? After a while it just gets annoying#Idk. I wasn't exceptionally let down by the Teruko / Atsushi scene when I first read it‚#especially since they were two characters I like a lot.#But now that the hype has died off it's just. Uneventful‚ meaningless and underwhelming.#And I don't get what's the deal with the ada (Ranpo‚ Kunikida‚ Kyouka)? Just being mean to Atsushi in his mind?#Seriously‚ shouldn't we be going in a direction where Atsushi feels towards the ada like it was his home?#Why is his rival he-kinda-really-doesn't-like Akutagawa the only one in the room who doesn't berate him? I genuinely don't get it.#Why the hell didn't catgirl use her ability to stop time and run from Dostoyevsky.#We just leave plot holes hanging like that in order to kill female characters uh#random rambles#I'll be honest. Episodes that remind me how ss/kk is the only thing interesting in bsd for me.
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so i’m getting top surgery some time between the months of february and august of this year (would rather february obv but seems like summer might make more sense logistically). the thing is my extended family does not necessarily know that i have any kind of gender thing going on, not because they don’t have access to this information, but simply bc they don’t care enough about me to think about any aspect of my identity (because the world revolves around my cousin and i have always been peripheral). which means there is a very real possible future this year when i roll up to a week long extended family beach vacation like….. sans tits and with two new massive scars……… i don’t plan on explaining anything in advance bc i’m sure my cousin will be emailing everyone her own personal accommodations beforehand and i wouldn’t want to get in the way, but like…. surely at least one of them will notice? even if i don’t go shirtless and i wear a bikini despite not needing one, they will notice, surely? and from there, what happens? it’s a mystery, but also has the potential to be very fucking funny in my opinion
#my grandma and one of my uncles would normally ask my dad about it nervously except idk if they’ll know how to phrase it this time?#it won’t stop them from asking but it will throw a wrench in the works for a little bit as they figure out how#then that uncle will ask ME a bunch of questions and that will be the most awkward and unpleasant part for me#(i do not want to share my gender journey with these people)#my other uncle and his ?wifepartnerpereon? may not notice and will not ask anyone about it#and my two cousins + their parents clan? honestly no idea how they’ll react#the cousins will notice obviously. they might ask me about it#the older one will tell her parents#her dad will probably mention it to my dad but be super weird about it. not in a transphobic way but in a condescending misogynist way#(bc he still sees me as a little girl with no autonomy or common sense)#and then me might make weird comments at me which is whatever#and my cousins mom will probably be sacharinely excited for me and give me a hug and say that’s great!#which does not make her any less of an insane liberal rich white woman or any more of a good mother but i’ll appreciate the sentiment#and my younger cousin will be cool but surprised#except less surprised bc i’ve always done weird shit to my body as far as they were concerned when we were growing up#so i think they’ll see this as just an extension of all the hair dye and piercings and tattoos#my cousins shouldn’t be surprised at ALL bc they and their goddamn parents all follow me on instagram and my pronouns on that app have been#they/them for like 5 years at this point they’ve just never bothered to notice#such is life#i won’t even pretend to know how my one uncle’s girlfriend and her shit daughter will react#they are both as unpleasant as they are utterly fucking baffling#so god only knows.#anyways it won’t change much in the long run bc family vacation will still end up being all abt my cousin anyways <3 god bless
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a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces
#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman#‘who the fuck is flatwoman’ heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and let’s just say. I would’ve died for her as a kid#and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy#what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time#I’m not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him#in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something he’s going to commit heinous crimes if left alone#he’s So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place#‘this poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway let’s kidnap her for money’#and then he fucking pretends that he didn’t remember that happening#not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesn’t remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I don’t even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimer’s or something he’s gettin kinda old#also Alzheimer’s is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying#also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someone’s money#and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST#I didn’t type lol this is travesty istg I didn’t type lol there there’s a lol ghost on the loose#he needs to be put down or something#and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her she’s beautiful she’s awesome#my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not#ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasn’t evil once#I won’t go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean#at least I think it was unintentional. it’s still weird to me and I never bothered asking#anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh#yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! 🥰🥰🥰 pop off you asshole king and or queen
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Thinking about how Pony almost died at 14 (fourteen). Google says Bob and Randy were 18 (eighteen) and I’m guessing they probably hung around with people their age. These 18 (eighteen) year olds almost drowned someone who hadn’t even been 14 (fourteen) for, what, 2 (two) months? He was literally a child, I can’t do this
#no cause imagine johnny didnt kill bob soon enough and now he is in the park alone. the corpse of a friend and an enemy and he killed one of#them. but it was too late and now nothing would be the same again#fountain scene messes me up big time whenever i think about it#and in the book if the socs remembered what they did while boozed up they have to LIVE with that. live with the fact that they almost killed#a kid#basically any time they jumped a greaser they could have killer them. but now it bothers them more. cause death feels different when you#threaten it vs. when you lose someone close to you forever#greasers too like that guy is deadddd and so are 2 (two) of your friends#ik the socs and greaser feud died off after bobs death as said in twttin but that wont stop me from thinking#the outsiders#cw death mention#tw death mention#wasnt sure which to put so i just went with both#wildtalks
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Ik i yap about house md in the discord a lot. But i need you to understand that Dr James Wilson has
1. been divorced 3 times
2. lived in his dead girlfriends apartment for a over a year after she died
3. his gf and house had to make a custody agreement about who gets to keep him on what days
4. Has had multiple strangers think hes gay because of hes weird relationship with house (house plays along and acts gayer because wilson hates it)
And last but not least
5. Has canonically been in a fairy themed porno that everyone in the hospital knows about and has seen, who will quote it to him.
And he is considered one of the most normal people in the show.
that's crazy , no wonder he's your little meow meow . also no wonder you are brainrotting about this show cbsnnxnx I think you've mentioned 1, 3, and 4 in the discord but the fact that he was in a fairy themed porno that all his coworkers know about and quote to him is fucking insane what
#just blahs#vik !!#oh dude you wanna hear a fun fact about elementary#sherlock is regularly has weird kinky sex often enough that theres a blanket he puts out so watson knows not to try n bother him#canonically the only person hes ever (maybe) had romantic attraction to is a maniac serial killer whos lesbian obsessed with watson#him and two of his more usual fwb regularly stage decade old unsolved double murder cases and he has a think about it before they have sex#he once threated to tell a guys wife he was having an affair bcs he was anonymously posting stuff sherlock had said in his sober meetings#he once got two agressive territorial roosters and over the course of an episode he got them to be chill with eachother .#he called them cocks the whole time and watson was not impressed#anyways hes silly to me#house md#elementary
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