#and frankly i also dont care

[galaxicnerd]

SM1L3! >:]

[okaystoptellingmetomakeanaccount]

Sorry i see post about Magica i am contractually obligated to write an essay.

American comics Magica is really inconsistent. If you’re talking Barks, then she’s barely Magical and just very smart. If you talk all other Western authors, she becomes a lot stronger in the magic department. (I think she can even fly and shit) Disney Studio (S-coded stories) Magica is Western Publishing Magica, plus Italian magica, plus Brazilian Magica. I’m pretty sure they also had that whole Magica and Mim live in a castle. American Magica was always a mishmash of whatever the hell the writers wanted. They really couldn’t care less about consistency. I think American comics Magica loses already because there is no possible character power profile to make.

Italian Magica is easy because of Alex Bertani’s attempt to make a consistent ‘canon’. She has fucking sea powers now. And you know nothing can beat water. Water is the most powerful thing on this earth. All the other ones are done for. Idc bout DT17 Magica and her shadows or whatever. You take away her necklace and shes nothing. What a bozo. Water always wins. It’s like that Doctor Who episode. Sorry about bringing up Doctor Who again, this will keep happening in other posts as well.

Im not knowledgeable enough about Brazilian Magica sadly enough. @duckolojikal need your advice on this for a full scientific assessment.

Also think you should add Danish comics Magica. Could probably merge the Dutch there too. Powerlevel is basically the same. Dutch Magica is just a little more creative and possibly nuts, though that’s more a reflection of the writers. (Bitch turned herself in a floppy disk and went into a videogame)

Danish (and Dutch) Magica is the most well known and consistent of them all and is the easiest to place, because she’s definitely the weakest, which im guessing is why you didn’t put her there. Rosa famously used that version, and it’s the one to follow Barks the closest. She has no inherent magical powers herself and just gets along with smarts and magic sticks. There is a whole witch-society and she is one of few who has no powers, so you could either see that as a weak or strong point. Danish Magica is completely self-taught as well. So I think that version is the smartest I guess? Not that that would help her when Italian Magica comes to drown her.

Aside from maybe DT17 Magica, Italian version easily wins. For DT17 you could make the argument that we haven’t seen her full powers for when the whole solar eclipse has done this and that and together with her brother ruling a whole village, but from what we have seen, it’s not much. She also seems to be pretty stupid compared to other versions.

No context, no judgement, just choose who you think will win.

Feel free to comment or reblog your reasoning. This poll isn't of any kind of important thing, just for fun.

Also, If people comment or reblog enough other versions they think could win this, I can rerun this poll next week with the other versions.

[kelocitta]

You're not glossing over the suffering and trauma the Scavengers have been put through at the hands of Artificer or having them all be ok with it just because they felt sorry about it like so many AUs like to do right?

Who said anything about them feeling sorry about it 🤔Artificer has a lot of issues but if they were justified is not one of them they're grade A hater

On a more serious note: It depends. I don't like the 'genocidal maniac' style of characterization so they're pretty far from that, so if you consider anything less than that sympathetic you're not gonna find it here. They have a brain and a goal so their destruction is/was a little more targeted and less of a wildfire. They harm a lot of people in the process, and they don't particularly have any qualms with that ('Sometimes you get caught in the crossfire, get over it or punch back' mindset) but they aren't a killer for fun or a sadist or anything like that. As for what others think of them... What they did was still pretty awful, but I imagine its not something a lot of people know about. Or at least don't know that Artificer specifically did it. Not exactly something they're advertising and they also pretty much live in a toxic swamp away from the people who would be most suspicious.

[bunnyboy-juice]

"we LOVE dykes with tummies in this household 😌" [cue timelapse of scrolling their blog to only find they rb pictures of extremely thin people, big big titty women with tiny waists, and the occasional size 12]

[freakinator]

god i hate the separation of platonic and nonplatonic ship names, what happened to having just one ship name and then tagging it as /r Ship or not

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

Like you say you're not making fun of endos but... As an endo. Idk you could've just said DNI?? how hard is it not to be an ass

endogenic and radqueer arent synonymous with eachother? how is hating radqueers making fun of endos? unless im somehow misunderstanding what you mean which admittedly is very likely.

and dnis are kinda dumb imo. a good amount of the people you want to not interact with you will do so anyways to be dicks (no matter what the subject of the dni is) and i just feel like its more affective to tell the people you dislike to fuck off instead. you should do that actually! replace your dni with telling people to fuck off! /srs

[thetriggeredhappy]

now's surely not the time but i really truly do feel like in a lot of the circles discussing social progress, along the same line that we get people arguing about gender markers on official documents when the actual solution is to remove gender markers entirely because they serve no practical purpose, i feel like we have a lot of arguments surrounding sexism and expectations in relationships and marriage equality and equity and financial abuse and marriages of convenience that are almost completely inaccessible if you're any variant of asexual/aromantic/aspec or polyamorous. what if this isn't how any of that worked. is that so crazy?

[nenoname]

still baffled that some folks called dd&md a filler ep of all things

[tea-cat-arts]

"Wwx wouldn't wear high heels or mini skirts-" some of you are wildly underestimating what wwx would do for the bit

[shr0mwzrd]

I'm convinced by the way y'all are acting about it that these alleged AFAB transfems don't exist outside your brains - like all y'all are just vaguing and pearl clutching without mentioning or linking to a single instance of this alleged atrocity. Even if they did exist, just block them and be normal for fucks sake. I'm so fucking tired of seeing these same bullshit takes over and over, especially from nominally leftist queers...do better

[necrophilemagpie]

as much as i love the idea of fan kids in media with immortals in it[and i do find peoples fankid ocs generally fun], i don't think Integra would do that even adopted even whatever, at least not intentionally.

I gotta be real, I don't think she'd want to do that to Alucard unless there Really isn't another choice. One would assume he is bound to the bloodline/inheritance line and another heir is kind of just... extending the capacity of this to hurt him for at least another generation.

Unless the powers that be threaten to do something bigger than him otherwise, Integra, who seems to have intentionally picked the under-equipped for the position and non-related Penwood jr to get the organization after her death, her plan here is pretty clear. She wouldn't have a 'real' heir if she can help it because she wants Alucard free of the bond after her, she wants to be the last person with the capacity to take away his autonomy like that.

none of the characters in this show are good people exactly, but I do think she feels a kind of remorse for both her family's past likely uncountable abuse towards him, and personally for perhaps overstepping a boundary or two. because that just Will Happen if you have that kind of 100% control over someone.

Legit, that's why you rarely hear her specify something as an 'order' even when he obviously acts out, only in real key moments/after their back and forth they do for that. I genuinely do not think she likes to use the full extent of the power she has over him, just more so fill that role in his life so he feels... comfortable for a lack of a better word? There is fun powerful and there is 'this is something my father would do to you' and i reckon hard orders are a lot more of the latter

i don't think she'd trust an heir or a potential heir's heir to tell the difference.

partially because i don't know how much she trusts herself to.

[lokh]

oughh i wanted to do a cute laishuro take on the blu ray extras (what if laios had been eaten instead) but lets be honest. they absolutely would not have made it as far without laios

[artaintfartwarriors]

Hi there!! Just wanted to ask, what size canvas do you usually draw on?

I work p exclusively on Procreate, and for this blog I use the default square canvas (2048x2048 pixels).

Other sizes I occasionally use are 4x5" (comic pages), 6x4" (landscape-oriented illustrations), and 8.5x11" (portrait-oriented illustrations).

And, in case someone wants to know, I use the Reed brush for sketching/lining and the Studio Pen brush for coloring (both at default settings).

[y3ahwhat3ver]

Been seeing this over and over and it's sort of been annoying me but. Valentino and Alastor are not even remotely comparable. Like. Look I may be a bit biased bc I like Alastor and don't like Valentino beyond the funny moments he has but like.

Okay. Alastor sucks. Like he's a violent dickhead but part of that is that he's very restrained in his violence. The only times we see him do anything outright violent are when he/the hotel are under attack and then his one moment with Husk. His relationship with Husk gets brought up a lot when people make the comparison but to me like.

Throughout the show you see Husk talk shit to Alastor, literally all of the time. He heavily dislikes him (in my opinion a major part of that is bitterness over losing his own title just to become subservient to Al) but he doesn't ever really seem scared of him, beyond the one moment. He and Alastor have known eachother for years and it's pretty clear to me that Alastor sort of just. Let's him say whatever as long as he doesn't hit A Limit. Alastor's own contract is something he's very clearly sensitive about and Husk bringing that up when he was already in a bad mood. I'm not saying the way he treats Husk in this scene is good, or right but just that it makes sense in context.

I guess what really does it for me is Niffty as well? Like it's so clear she loves Al, quite literally crawling all over him and crowning him. They have a very sweet relationship in the show. She's comfortable enough with him to freely speak about her own feelings ("I really like them Alastor. They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing")

You just get the sense that like. Alastors relationship with his contractee's is. Maybe not the most outright friendly but it's not inherently violent.

And then you compare that to Valentino. Valentino is violent, but worse he's impulsive. And also kind of an idiot. Like the first time we see him it's Velvette calling Vox to come deal with him bc the man is on a rampage and killing her models. He has to be talked down from going to the hotel and killing everyone there. (Already a bad idea image wise but like. With the literal Princess of Hell in that hotel it's like. What was your plan for after that Val. What was your plan for after you attacked the only heir to the throne, the literal daughter of the devil. Christ.)

The difference here is that the only contractee we see him interact with is Angel Dust, and their relationship is fraught with abuse. Physical, sexual, and psychological. Valentino enables his drug addiction because it makes Angel more compliant. Even when he is not being violent towards Angel himself, he's still perpetuating that violence through the work he has Angel do (literally the everything about Poison makes me kind of sick to watch. Tbh, like great song but i cannot watch the mv without getting kind of upset. And look there's a conversation in there about sex work, and specifically SAFE sex work but that's not really what this post is.)

Like. There's literally a line in the show about Angel being WATERBOARDED at work. ("You know, Val, he's into that waterboarding shit now - I don't know, it's a kink." - episode 6 welcome to heaven) And this is JUST Angel's perspective. You don't see Valentino's other contracts but from the way Angel is treated, it's kind of clear that he does shit like this to anyone under his control, and thus anyone who cannot tell him No.

Look. You get the sense that Alastor is a dick, but there's no implication that he takes Niffty and Husk out back and beats them when he's aggravated (with them or otherwise.) We literally watch Valentino assault and threaten Angel because there is someone stronger than him [Valentino] who is trying to get him out of work.

[Edit (June 2nd, 2024): I want to clarify that I do like loser, baby and also Husk as a character and this is more abt my grievances with fandom comparing the two. In series, Angel needed that discussion with Husk and even thought their situations aren't 1:1 or even really that similar, it's still clear that Husks attempt to like. Empathize with him worked for Angel. That is all, thank u and goodnight]

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[t4tails]

Who did you vote for in the batfam VS got most annoying fandom poll 🎤

i voted for batfam bc i feel like there is a key difference between dc fans who just so happen to feel inclined towards the bat and batfam fans who refuse to read or watch anything official or acknowledge characters of color or not say shit like "so-and-so male character is so female coded" and also spread to unrelated dc character tags so much its like theyre a contagious virus