#and ffs those ppl are just rude

[londyboobs]

sad to inform that there’s no room for anything else inside my brain, just this woman and everything she does

[petitprincess1]

Vivzie can get criticized on her art just as much as anyone else 😒

Ffs. I swear I see more antis/criticals talking about Viv not getting criticized than any fan. NO ONE IS SAYING THIS!

The other anon was talking about harassment, not criticism. Again, fans have criticized her art. Where are you ppl getting this from???

Harassment =/= Criticism. Some ppl are fucking rude with their "critique" and point out the smallest flaws that's just nitpicking, at best. Not to mention those who redesign the characters to "fix" them.

That's not criticism. That's being a douche.

[ellstronaut]

Okay but Modern!Ellie dating vlogger!reader whom she swears by all means your cat hates her

She would definitely create a throwaway Reddit acc just to make a post on r/AITA because what’s better than asking strangers on the internet if she’s an asshole because she hates your cat as much as he “hates” her

Half of the comments would sympathise with her

“Cats are just assholes dude” 1637 upvotes

“This is why I’m a dog person” 2737 upvotes

The other would definitely come for her

“Yeah your gf should def break up with you” 3612 upvotes

“oh yeah and why don’t you go break your face” -1843 downvotes

“Cat can sense bad vibes homie” 1622 upvotes

“bro im the nicest person ever” -1472 downvotes

She’d be so defensive spending the whole day replying to rude comments while being downvoted to oblivion lmao (not that she cares about karma she doesn’t even know how Reddit works 💀)

even coming to your defence to those that dare bad mouth you when they don’t know the context of your relationship cause you know ppl like to reach on there

I mean ffs all she wanted was cat advice

Probably would delete the acc after one day when she was satisfied with the answers lol

@cherrywinedivine

@pick-me-up-im-scared

[ask-serendipity-sky]

i hate it when ppl act like some of us are crazy for even considering the possibility of tae having ulterior motives for name-dropping jungkook constantly. especially with how frequently he does it and how painfully silent jungkook is in comparison.

they're always like "do you think tae knows how the fandom works and how shippers act?" it's not crazy to assume that he does. we're talking about the same man who sent jimin the fan art that made jimin get that moon phase tattoo on his back. that tweet wasn't even viral on army twt until tae confessed on live that he sent it to jimin. so yeah, the man obviously lurks in army spaces.

all the members do, namjoon just recently referenced army's "bts chapter two might not be so bad after all" in suchwita during a conversation about shirtless jungkook for CK. yoongi mentions jimin all the time. jimin mentions hobi, jin, namjoon and yoongi mostly because he knows that army will love to hear tidbits about the members’ current dynamics and he knows that his relationship with the previously mentioned members won't generate any negative reactions, unlike with taekook, where he doesn't mention them much unless directly asked about them. they know what the fandom's in and outs are. they might not know how bad it sometimes gets with shippers but they're 100% aware that shippers are lunatics who get mad at certain members (jimin) for the sake of ships.

dare i even say that jimin might be keeping his distance from the fandom lately because he knows exactly what type of freaks are out to get him online and in person? they leaked his mail last year ffs, and ever since jimin has built up walls around himself that he will possibly never lower again.

the members talk amongst each other about the fandom, they said it. they said that every conversation about their activities and their future always involves army. they always consider our reactions for anything they do. the company knows exactly which ships are popular and they try to push those (yoonmin, namjin, taekook). there's even a whole running joke in the fandom about bighit always stealing and copying army's ideas, they have staff that lurks and reports back about the inside dynamics and doings of the fandom. it's business 101. studying your audience.

so back to taehyung not knowing how tkkrs act; i firmly disagree. his audience mostly consists of taekookers and he knows it because whenever he comes online they're the ones who hog him the most. and i believe he's definitely aware how far they take the taekook ship, and who's their chosen #1 enemy; but he simply doesn't care. maybe he already discussed it with jimin himself and jimin told him to do whatever he wants and not blame himself for what the shippers say because jimin himself isn't allowing the hate to get to him by blocking them out. out of sight out of mind kind of thing. so maybe taehyung does what he believes is best for him, after making sure both jungkook and jimin are okay with it, and just doesn't wait around to see the chaos that unfolds. the way you choose to interpret his actions all boils down to what type of person you think he is.

my personal impression of taehyung is that he's a troll, he's reckless, impulsive, and he does what he likes/speaks his mind even if others disagree with it or misunderstand it. like him not stopping to greet fans at the airport, which was considered rude, but he did what he saw was best for his safety. or how he sometimes jokes with armys in a way that he be seen as offensive but he does it because he thinks of armys as his best friends. he even admitted to doing fan service before because he knows that armys will like it (when he kissed jin's cheek in run bts), so he's aware of the power of the ships that involve him. if he knows fans will like seeing him kiss jin on the cheek because they ship them, so he knows that fans like seeing taekook interactions as well; that's why he never keeps a taekook irl moment to himself and always comes online—even if for a minute—to let us know. to give the fans what they want (feeding them) and keep himself in the fandom's good graces. he's been doing it so much lately and it's definitely for a reason. jungkook is not the only member he meets, i'm sure of that. but he still only mentions jungkook. he tried giving us a vmin moment recently and we all know how much the fandom has been whining about the lack of vmin lately. i think he knew that, and he tried giving us something. but jimin arrived earlier and didn't wait for him, so.. it makes you wonder why he's targeting those two specific audiences (taekookers + vminers) and why does he so desperately want to be kept in their good graces (especially taekookers)...

he also knows that armys don't like blackpink and are fighting blinks all the time, and thus he's afraid about us knowing that he's dating jennie, so he deflects by mentioning jungkook because that's what his fans want to hear.

the bottom line is, i need people to stop acting like taehyung is some clueless child who doesn't know his audience and what they like to see. cause they're underestimating his intelligence. he's not a maliciously manipulative kind of guy, but he does love to troll. the problem is that his trolling has much bigger consequences than he might possibly comprehend and it's gonna backfire horribly solely on him in the future.

Hi anon,

First of all, I want to say that my issues with Tae come from being a fan of Jimin, not a believer of Jikook. To me Tae has never, will never and doesn't pose a threat to Jikook. Even before I loved Jimin, believed in Jikook, and knew all their names, I just didn't vibe with Tae (and a few others). I don't hate them at all, they are just not my type of people.

Also, my views and anon's views are fan's perspectives. We speak of what we see. Like anon said, maybe Tae, Jimin, and Jk are all cool with it and laugh at all this or maybe there is some tension there and hate each other. We don't know because all we have is the fan perspective. What is visible to us.

With that being said, I think the anons perspective is valid. Everything you said is something I agree with, anon.

It would be nice if people could act like adults and treat BTS as adults. BTS calls us out for the immature comments and stuff so I find it fair to call them out too. Besides, they are not infallible...as we have seen.

Tae is aware that his actions rile up his shippers (all his different types) and knows does what he needs to do in order to get his ship trending and therfore keep his supporters. But to be fair, I don't know if he is aware of much hate is created by riling up the delusionals. I don't think Tae is a bad guy. But there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that he is doing all this thinking from a business perspective and to protect his relationship with Jennie...I mean, what kind of protection is that? but ok.

But here is the thing anon, if we measure Tae's actions with this "ruler", then we have to measure all the members with the same ruler. This includes scrutinizing Jungkook's fanservice with Tae too and how that has contributed to the Jimin hate train. But no one wants to talk about that. I've yet to encounter anyone treating this topic fairly.

And that's why I think most (if not, all?) Jikookers won't openly talk about Tae's way of feeding his ship and his fan service galore or at least in a fair manner.

But yeah. People should stop acting like Tae is a clueless child...and all the members are clueless children.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts!

[mcytblrconfessions-but-bad]

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hey this is rude ? and also ur fault ? if the fics look the same to u its bc ur not looking deep enuf into them n that is on u . they would give development to other characters that werent tommy but u just ignored that

ur being mean towards ppl and ur not entitled to " different enuf " ff bc ff authors r making fics bc they love making fics . u shouldnt spoil others enjoyment of those fics

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[z0mb13-mvtt]

𝘙𝘰𝘳𝘺'𝘴 𝘋𝘕𝘐 <3

The basics (p3dos, homo/transphobes, zoos, etc.)

loli/shotacons (or “irl lolis/shotas”)

Com/pro/darkshippers

Zionists & antisemites

Pro-para

Anyone who’s just rude for no reason other than being uneducated.

𝘈𝘣𝘵 𝘮𝘦!!

I’m Rory, a 17 year old (in June) lgbtq+ artist! My pronouns are he/it and I also use a lot of xeno/neopronouns but I’ll wait until someone asks to post those lol

I like playing games, listening to music, and watching SOME animes if they don’t have too much nsfw fan service AND I LOVE SHARKS. And other sea creatures!!

My fav games are Silent Hill and atm, Bloodborne!

If I’m awkward talking to ppl, it’s bc I’m homeschooled and have no social skills so pls be patient with me!

I’m rlly opinionated so I may rant abt things from time to time but the rest of my account is going to be art!!

My art schedule is…all over the place 🥲 and my art style is inconsistent Bc I’m still trying to find my style.

Some music I like is Alex G, PTV, The Front Bottoms, System of a Down, Ayesha Erotica (sometimes), Foo Fighters, ICP, some vocaloid, Violent Vira, and a lot of others. basically I have what ppl call a “tiktok music taste” but I grew up with most of the bands I like (SOAD, FF, ICP, and others)

That’s all I think😅

[shovson]

1. I just left a comment under one of your post crying about the lack of jenson x shov ff.

2. I realised how rude I sounded and deleted it.

3. I already read those on ap3 so I decided to search for jenson x shov ff EVERYWHERE else.

4. I went back on ao3 and saw...A ff..by checo..my heart skipped and I am now the happiest person in the world (havnt even read it yet) but I just wanted to sag thank you, I will leave a comment on the fic when I am done.

5. Short version: I really really appreciate your work, all of it. Not just the fic but your blog and your drawings in general. Sending love <3

WAAAAAAAAAH i dont think its rude TT_TT i think there needs to be more shov fic with him in the centre hahahah

BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE NURI <3 ive been keeping this in my inbox for i can look at it. im happy ppl enjoy my stuff SDFKDKFKDFKGFKKFDSKGKD

[getoutofmytardis]

hmm bit irked again ngl i was putting stuff in the bin and there was just. a whole razor. in there. and bear in mind this persons only been tattooing for like 5 months so in my head it’s like. helpful if i say something (because i desperately wish people told me how to do things right when i was starting out) so i literally just said oh you know you can snap the head off and put it in the sharps bin? and they were like oh yeah so and so said they cut themselves doing that once so i don’t wanna. huh? ?oh my god. ? i was trying to be nice dude that was the politest way i could say why the fuck did you put a whole razor in the bin?? yeah if you take the razor off wrong you’re gonna cut yourself so do it fucking properly? what the fuck? also like. what if it slices the bag open and u got clinical waste spilling everywhere. or someone cuts themself on it because they don’t realise there’s a fucking razor in the bin. i would argue that’s worse than being scared of cutting yourself (which like. be so fr man. i’ve literally never cut myself taking a razor a part because it’s not fucking rocket science. maybe don’t work with sharps as a job if you don’t know how to handle sharps actually) like bro it didn’t even have the guard on it what the fuck. anyway i didn’t say any of those things because i didn’t wanna be rude and just said right ok if you do it like this you won’t cut yourself and they were literally just like lol yeah i’m not gonna risk it. dude??? i’m trying to help?? i feel like i’m going insane. ALSO. they were tattooing themself later and i saw them just move the (UNWRAPPED) light around with their gloves on. lol. lmao even. like saw with my own two eyes them put their hand on the tattoo, their hand on the light, and their hand on the tattoo again. again i didn’t wanna say anything because i didn’t want to seem rude or like i was criticising them in front of other people but also oh my god oh my God that’s so fucking gross. fucking hope they cleaned it after ffs. hope they don’t get an infection. hope if they do get an infection they learn their fucking lesson. similar energy to when i see people move their glasses with their gloved hands like dudeeee you realise how gross that is right. please realise how gross that is. like even if the person doesn’t have a disease or whatever you’ve still got blood and vaseline and ink everywhere. did y’all not fucking bother looking up cross contamination while learning to tattoo. the fucking state of tattooers sometimes fucks sake. i love ranting to no one lol sorry guys but fr what the fuck. like fr i so wish when i was starting out ppl told me off when i did things wrong. like i assume in 10 years or whatever i’ll have more confidence to say when people are doing stuff wrong and be like ok no you’re actually putting people in danger when you act like that this is how you do stuff properly. why’ve i gotta be a coward about it man. ugh. but yeah. i don’t know if it’s because i’m a guest not a resident that they didn’t listen to me or if it is just bc that other person had told them it was fine before but like. not to be a dick i’ve been tattooing longer than that other person and also they were an apprentice to someone who i know for a fact is dog shit at hygiene who was an apprentice to someone who i know for a fact is also dog shit at hygiene. i actually thought they might have put more effort into not being dog shit at hygiene. alas. the endless fucking cycle continues i guess. but yeah like dude take the second opinion? please? i’m actually begging you.

trying not to have a meltdown about someone else using my second skin because it is fine just a bit annoyed they didn’t ask first (i usually don’t give a shit if ppl ask idk why it’s irked me so much lol) but yeah. actually worried tho bc other ppls hygiene standards are absolutely dog shit sometimes qnd i just fucking bought it but also maybe i should trust people a bit more

[littlebabycrybtch]

what ‘valuing honesty’ is supposed to mean: if i have a problem with you i will tell you because i trust you, i will not lie to you or hide important things from you, i want to utilize healthy communication skills to strengthen our relationship

what yall with drama addictions have turned it into: i get to say w/e the fuck i want with no consequences because i want to. validating every single one of my negative or critical thoughts is more important than anyone else. voicing my opinions, even unnecessary ones that only exist to hurt others and dont actually benefit me, is just always more important than how it might impact you. i dont have to take the person im being honest with into consideration, because its automatically somehow better for both of us when i say things. if you get upset ill make you seem irrational by saying ‘im just being honest’, which inherently means im always in the right no matter what i say or how blunt it is. i will Not accept Your attempt at honesty when you say im being too harsh because i was honest first so like. i win.  ANYWAYS that show you like is rly annoying and your shirt is ugly phew wow doesnt it just feel So much better for me both of us when we’re honest ?

[angelguk]

no you said to another anon that you would finish the series what’s the point uploading 2 parts with no conclusion!? the least you could do for your writers is finish it!!! you posted a teaser to part 3 so i know you have it. we pay your kofi for stories so why are you lying about which ones we get now?

🤨 okay first of all i don't owe you anything and im saying that kindly not in a rude bitchy way i hope you understand that. i write ff as an activity i enjoy doing, i am not obligated to finish Anything i don't want to.

the first two parts of AH were written as part of a fundraiser for blm donations, something i offered to do and i am so grateful for the individuals who donated through supporting that fic. however, i have mentioned countless times how much i did not enjoy the process of writing AH. the subject matter is hard for me to present because i (ME, the writer!!) do not relate to the characters or their story. do you know how hard it is to write about emotions and reactions you person cannot feel/understand or see in your mind? it feels like banging ur head in a wall or trying to walk through water. you are forgetting im constructing a whole world from nothing and if i've not made the reader feel what i was feeling when writing those scenes... whats the point? all you're going to get is the frustration and disappointment i felt towards myself when writing because im not doing the best i can and i know it. there is so much resistance inside of me towards that story for me personally.

yes, i love all the AH characters but i cannot tell the story the way it deserves to be told. on top of that i had so many rude horrible demands in my inbox to complete the story that it made me want to write it less. im not a mule pumping out whatever you want to see with complete disregard to my personal boundaries – understand that. the final part had no donation attached to it either so im not obligated to publish it.

to all the ppl that loved AH it will be reposted (ONLY the two first parts) on ao3 for you to reread if you'd like. please never send me messages about that story i'll just delete them. i don't want to talk about that au again.

[prompts-adrien-sugar]

@ Salters Please Get This Through Your Heads

I see y'all seem to think that for some reason the show runs on the whole "protagonists and antagonists can't be flawed" cause for some reason most character fixated salters get some weird ass hateboner for dragging characters through the dirt with their salt. Like guys, we get it, you don't like characters with flaws or layers and it sure as hell shows through y'all's art, fics and reviews. And the worst part about this is that in the content you create, you constantly either replace their good qualities on a character you want to amplify bc they're your go-to martyr (I.E. alya's good qualities going to chloe (or some occasions lila and to the person who uses this trope constantly You Know Exactly Who You Are.) and making her lila's lackey or taking Adrien's good qualities and implementing them onto luka and then making adrien a harrasser and abusive. Like what are y'all on. You know full well that this isn't true so why do y'all do it. And don't give me the bs about "canon divergence" cause that does not apply in any shape or form to what y'all do. that trope literally means au and what y'all do constantly aren't aus, they're needless character bashing and my god, i have almost a whole list of salters who constantly try and say this bs, like you don't get the gist of it at all. Most of the time all y'all do is cry and whine about how the show isn't going the way y'all want and i'm like, "but that's how a show is supposed to go?" i'm all for making jokes/roasts about my fave character, or villain aus, but the way y'all do it isn't in good fun or lightheartedness it's deadass just malicious intent all the fucking time from the thinly veiled racism to the watering down of abuse, bc when ppl make those fun aus y'all seem to think they're salt because that's all y'all do everytime a new ep comes out, just needless bashing no one except salters partake in unless it's thinly disguised so even unwitting ppl get sucked into it.

It's not constructive criticism, it's not critiquing in the slightest and it sure as hell isn't good when it doesn't have a leg to stand itself up on other than the pure basis of chameleon salt which from the getgo, wasn't even all that bad of an ep, sure most things were a bit off but that was bc it was exaggeratted which again, for some reason y'all don't seem to get, but of course that episode was the catalyst that started the domino effect of the rise of salt but like, come on it was one. fucking. episode. Please get over it. Its been i don't know 2-3 years since it aired and if you're still doing salt that relates or is loosely based off of it (and don't try to say bs like we don't do that anymore bc that episode was literally the root of y'all's vitrol and the start for y'all to start spewing this mindless bullshit like the whole mari moves to a new school/city prompt and then yall mistake fanon for canon and vice versa when in actuality its not cause i remember one post saying "canon adrien is douchey and fanon is respectful like thats true) i don't know how to tell y'all this but y'all have a serious rent-free problem and this could lead up to worse problems with the fandom cause almost no one except y'all can stand salt anymore.

Edit: Ok so I got yet another annoyance in my comments a while back so I gotta say this, if y'all think I'm mistagging, I'm not. This is actual critiques but I guess since it's calling out the bs the salters pull time and time again without learning from other people that what they're doing is wrong, it's a bad thing, isn't it. Well I gotta say it isn't. Like ffs most ppl in the fandom are tired of the rampant salt that hails itself as critiques so when ppl go and call them out y'all get mad and say that I'm mistagging even though this is salt? Really? Are y'all that attached to salt that y'all are making it a personality trait now, it's sad my gosh.

edit #2: ok i know i came off as rude but here's the truth, i can't be the only one who can't stand the obsession with negativity in this fandom, like y'all have a serious problem constantly pulling this bs and searching for ppl who like the show just to rag on them seriously? please just get it through that some ppl are tired of the ooc salt that y'all base on non existent characteristics. the characters y'all are talking about don't exist. yall made them up and implemented them onto existing characters who are nothing like how yall made them out to be.

[ego-driven-one-wing-angel]

FF VII - Cloud Headcanons | #5

ANON (1): SFW slphabet for Cloud, maybe?

ANON (2): HOLY MOLY COULD YOU??? COULD YOU POSSIBLY??? DO THE SFW ALPHABET FOR CLOUD IF YOUR REQUESTS ARE STILL IPEN???? (Or the nsfw one??? :^) ) I love your writing and you’re just SPOT ON when it comes to all the final fantasy ppl I just love it

A/N: The NSFW will come out soon, so I hope you enjoy this one while you wait! Also thanks so much for the compliments <3

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Cloud typically puts his pride first, but that doesn’t mean he’s not going to find ways to be affectionate in his own little ways. It can be as simple as complimenting your achievements, how you fight, what you wear. It’s small and usually made from observation, but he can go a little more beyond, thanks to this female friends. That vase of flowers left on the table for you? He won’t mention it if you don’t, but small gestures will be found throughout your house as the seasons go by.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Cloud is the typical introvert being roped in by extroverts. He’s not sure how he becomes friends with them, but it ends up happening one way or another. 

Your friendship isn’t admirable in any way, shape, or form, most likely the type that is long-distance and sparse. But when you come to meet face-to-face again, it’s like time hasn’t left. He’ll continue to be the same person as he’s always been, quiet, a bit cold, but he’s got some kindness hidden in there somewhere. 

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Cloud is so touch starved in his later years he’ll crave it, but he’s not going to ask for it. Again, pride is a big thing for him. But when you’re together for a while, and start to get the little hints he drops in your relationship, you can crawl right underneath his arm late at night and the smallest of smiles will appear. 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Cloud doesn’t mind the idea of settling down, but his past comes to creep on him in the worst times of his life. He’s on edge constantly, and losing the people he loves made him terrified of moving on in a relationship. There has to be trust, lots of trust.

Cleaning wise, Cloud is a messy person. He’s the type that takes something out and doesn’t put it back. Books, weapons, food. He’ll claim it’s because he’s still using it, but three days later the items will still be in the same place he left them.

With cooking, Cloud has trouble. It’s not something he’s done very well at any time. He dreams of being able to taste his mother’s cooking again, but he can never get the concept of patience and love for the craft. Everything he eats is almost always pre-made or bought in advance. 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

As disappointing as it sounds, he wouldn’t say anything about it. He’d just plain leave, never call you back, never come see you again. He’s afraid to watch your face break down, the sadness, and it’s better for him to just take off without another word.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

To put it forward, Cloud has commitment issues. Trauma tends to affect people in a lot of different ways, and in Cloud, it has everything to do with becoming close to those he may lose. So when he’s in a relationship it’s always on the rocks for him. When could he possibly lose you too would always come to his mind.

Cloud is also not the type to get married if he has something to say about it. Not for a very long time at least. Again, trust comes into play. How long have you known one another? How long have you been intimate? These questions will certainly rise if either of you ever think of marriage. 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Cloud is far more gentle than the others. He tends to get hints on whether you prefer his more delicate nature, and he knows when to be nice and quiet with you, everything soft and fleeting if you give off that energy. Emotionally, he tends to be much more mushy, simply because he’s got a lot of baggage and having someone listen to his problems eases those burdens from his shoulders. But don’t worry, his rough personality is still there. 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Hugs are odd for him. Physical touch in any form is strange, and if you hug him he’ll jut stand there awkward until you part.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It’s a matter on how well his commitment issues have been talked through. He regrets not saying it more often to those he does care for, but it doesn’t force him to say it to those that are still with him. It’s a constant internal struggle he faces. 

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Cloud’s jealousy is pretty high compared to others. He’s not in any way dominant, but he is protective over what he loves. And sometimes it can go as far as rudely commenting or insulting the people involved. He’s quiet, but not that quiet.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Cloud’s kisses are usually soft, compatible with his softer personality. His favorite spots to be kissed are, funny enough, the more mundane and playful areas. He melts at the idea of you lips coming to give him a kiss upon his cheek while he’s asleep or working, at the most random of times. His favorite spot to kiss you happens to be on your forehead. It’s simple and sweet.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

With his experience with Marlene and Denzel, it’s not all bad. He’s still has a bit or his more rough, awkward personality when he’s around children he doesn’t know to well, but it’s not terrible. He can deal with them, and perhaps even play games with them if it leads there.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Cloud’s morning is all over the place. He doesn’t understand what a routine is and every morning will start differently at all hours of the day. His favorite morning traditions however, is when you catch him peacefully sleeping, and you crawl a little closer to him. It’s always a surprise when he wakes up shortly after.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

When he’s back home, his nights are spent quietly unwinding. Showering, unpacking, cleaning his weaponry as the Midgar news plays in the background.  It’s usually spent alone, but you’re free to come and join him if you wish.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He lives his life as an enigma and won’t admittedly tell you everything in one move. His life will come to you in bits and pieces and personal conversations if he trusts you enough with delicate information. But don’t be alarmed if he keeps them to himself, it’s a lot of baggage to carry, and having your sympathy will do nothing for him.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He has patience, just not a lot. He gets irritated over the conflicts continually arising in Midgar, but you never see him angry simply because he knows anger will feast in him much like it did Sephiroth. 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers a large chunk of information. Just not everything. Sometimes he drifts in and out of conversation and he won’t remember a thing you said, other times he’s like a hawk. Every detail is stuck in his head. It just depends on what he’s talking about and how invested he’s in.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Cloud tends to like the more domesticated aspects of his life. When he’s home, spending time with those he cares for. It halts the impeding doom resting in his soul for a short period of time.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Cloud is protective. Again, trauma does things to people, and in Cloud’s case it’s the idea he has to protect everyone around him, and sometimes going as far as protecting them from himself. He thinks his existence is what causes these deaths, and he’ll go as far as leaving you, because in his mind, it’s how he’s keeping you safe.

Cloud also wants to be more emotionally protected. It’s not your job, but having you there to talk about those problems will make him more secure.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

His ideas are much more calm and small. It’s never these big events or parties, very secluded and intimate if it’s about an anniversary or a date. Simple is his goal.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Leaving things everywhere. He’s messy. Constantly pulling things out and never putting them back where he found it. Looking for a specific book? Good luck. Cloud could have pulled it out of the bookshelf weeks ago and now forgot where he stuck it. 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Cloud’s appearance isn’t important per se, but he cares what he wears when it comes to fighting and being comfortable. He also likes things in patterns or set in a theme. How many people do you know that has wolf themed earrings, phone charms, metal work and clothing that matches? 

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He most definitely would. Anyone he lost would be like another stab in his heart, and every day would be a constant reminder of what happened. Whether it be how you simply left, or died, it’s going to hurt him in more ways then one. 

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Cloud is prideful, but he puts his personal feelings aside when dealing with anyone. Sure the idea sounds aggravating, stupid, a waste of his time, but if you really ask he’ll do it. Cloud might complain about it later on, but he truly just wants to help.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Cloud hates overly clingy people. He likes the occasional cuddling session, an awkward hug, being around his friends and loved ones, but those that can’t grasp the concept that he’s not a touchy person will immediately get the boot. He doesn’t mind the type of flirting that involves touching, but when the person will not get the hint he’s not a fan of being touched all the time, it’s irritating. 

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Cloud’s personal bed is similar to just pure feathers. It’s very soft and fluffy, and ultimately helps him sleep better through the night. It’s one the reasons why his routines are never the same, because some mornings that bed is beyond comfortable. 

[ihatebnha]

this is definitely gonna sound all gatekeeping but i really dont want people from tiktok coming here. like i dont wanna see any people's work being recommended - and most of the time writers on here dont even want it there. knowing how they react to certain ao3 ffs, they're definitely gonna make a huge deal about the dark content and stuff but you can literally just not click on it?? i wouldnt say its peaceful on tumblr - more like the really bad people are gone tho - but its like,, better than tiktok? i dont know i feel like im gatekeeping tho

i mean... whether or not this is gatekeeping (I really, honestly can’t decide if it is  or not), I do think it’s a valid cause for concern. 

Tik tok is an app that has an incredible number of minors, and i’ve definitely seen people refusing to take down tik toks featuring NSFW fic recs without posting permission from authors... so for those same people to come here and mess up the balance that’s already been established by not knowing the rules?

honestly... its not worth it. 

creators on here already have a hard enough time keeping minors from interacting and managing rude asks... so i don’t think a huge wave of fans from other sites would make this any easier. just as we’ve discussed about wattpad, it creates a situation where theres confusion and disrespect instead of the relative peace we’re enjoying right now.

Like obvs... tik tok people are allowed to hop on the tumblr train, and in fact, should (at least... one at a time and not all at once)!! but they shouldnt do it because tik tok told them to it (that just creates a mess)... they should do it bc they’re interested in learning about how to navigate tumblr PROPERLY and genuinely want to support the people writing. I was honestly super surprised how well managed age limits were when I first joined the bnha fandom, and thats something that shouldn’t be trampled on or ignored... bc if it is, content WILL stop being produced. 

Idk.. it’s just hard bc its like... things would be fun with more ppl... but since the people on tik tok have already proven themselves of being disrespectful to tumblr creators and the widespread and widely-known rules that we have here, you’re right for wanting to gatekeep. like... it’s really not some 16 year old tik tokers place to speak on what goes on here... at least, not until they’ve been in the tumblr fanfiction community for a little while and understand how it works (and respect it too, ofc)... 

but anyway.. who knows, really... though i’m inclined to agree with you!! honestly, it’s just not fair bc either way we’re the ones who end up suffering.  

ily!!

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 20.10.20 lb

great, the memory card has fallen off aryan's shoe onto the floor. can't wait to see it kicked and passed around the house like the heere in andaz apna apna ka climax.

a wholeass pailllllllll of nails chachi has, and she knocked it over, and now she's scooped the memory card and put it with the nails. abbe yaaaaaaaaar.

dadi is a little too fida on this bahu. hello, you have other grandchildren in this house too? yes ok most of them other than siya suck, but still!!!! angre ko toh itna laad nahi deti aap??? i would argue he deserves it more, having to handle two-two sankiii raisinghania siblings. 

lehenga waala controversy ki hawwwwwww vansh ki maa ka lehenga kaise pehen liya tumneeeeeee, and riddhima's like bishhhhhh my man gave it to meeee.

btw i think it's rude af that vansh got haq over it and not ishani and siya. i would totally not let a brother give away my mom's payal AND lehenga to some chick he married coz he thought she was a shady bitch here to spy on the fam. HE DIDN'T EVEN MARRY HER COZ HE LOVED HER OR NOTHING!!!!!!! WHY DOES SHE GET OUR MOM'S STUFF?!?!?!!?!? WHO MADE HIM THE BEQUEATHER OF HER HEIRLOOMS????????

long story short, i agree with ishani's bitchface here.

face-off between saas bahu over whether vansh will show up for aarti. lordddddddddddd, y'all better off betting on shit like the ipl, at least kuch toh paise mil jaate usmein.

full raisinghania parivaar convinced ki nahi aayega vansh.

but oh????????? YEH KISKI HAI AAAHAT???????? YEH KISA HAI SAAYA?????????

boooooooooooyah in your faces, bitches. though mans looks like he'd rather wrestle a pack of wild dogs than be doing this. HE'S HERE. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.  

behold the power of heterosexual crushy-wushy feelings (triple-boosted by the power of maa ka lehenga.)

mann hi mann mein gutargooo. god, just rip off the beautiful clothes and fuckkkk, you idiots. it's what maata rani wants!

OK BLOODY ENOUGH STARING THIS SCENE HAS LITERALLY GONE ON FOR 3 MINUTES TOO LONG, AARTI BHI KARNI HAI KI NAHI?!?! WHO ARE THESE PPL WHO STAND AROUND SUSTAINING EYE CONTACT LIKE THIS MY SOCIALLY ANXIOUS ASS IS FUCKING DYINGGGG HERE FROM JUST WATCHING THIS

dude turns on the puppy eyes only when she's not looking.

waaaaaah! look who's enjoying aarti! while smize-flirting with wife.

inn meesniyon ko baaz nahi aana. this is the fucking stupidest shit i've ever seen. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A BED OF NAILS?????? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE MORE THE NUMBER OF THE NAILS PACKED CLOSELY TOGETHER, IT PROVIDES A FOUNDATION THAT ALLOWS EVEN WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION AND THUS DOESN'T HURT?????? USKE UPER CARPET BHI DAAL DIYA. SO HOW IS THIS SHIT SUPPOSED TO WORK, LIKE AT ALLLLL????

also idk wtf dushmani this family has against riddhima's poor feet ki unko hi nishaana banaate hain har time. poori ki poori body padi hui hai behen ki, kahin aur bhi vaar kiya karo, variety ke liye?!?

bhakti waala boner.

kal hi maine bola tha ki isko dandiya mat dena. angre inviting his own shaamat.

literally everyone in the family has their own different style of taking aarti.

aarti given to aryan with an extra side of stinkeye and promise to put him in jail.

voot has muted all the bloody songs and replaced it with some generic music and goddddddd. i have to go download some stream from tv now to watch the dance sequences properly. literally what is the point of voot’s existense, someone tell me. itnaaaa ghatiya streaming platform nahi dekha maine aaj tak. they should be paying us to watch shit on their trash site.

this is the most non-enthu dandiya playing i have seen in my life. he's standing there as if his shoes have been nailed to the ground. ffs, siya, who's in a wheelchair has more zeal.

his bejaan dancing reminded her of the other inanimate object that is priority as of the moment: the memory card.

aaaaaaaaaaand she hit him on the hand, and he walked off mooh phula ke that she wasn't paying attn. GOD EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

meanwhile this one also got her hands on the bucket of nails. lordddddddddddddddddddd. i just can't with these ppl anymore.

yeh lo, yeh phir aa gayi maata rani se favour maangne.

FROM 0-60 IN A SECOND THIS ONE'S BRAIN MAKES ASSUMPTIONS. DIMAAG HAI YA TESLA KA ENGINE?!?!!?

inka khatam nahi hua. itna dimaag padhaai likhaai mein lagaati aap log toh khud ki companyaan chalaate, aur vansh ke paise ki zaroorat nahi padti.

ishani literally hammered nails into her bloody dandiya to hit angre with, who tf she think she is, jeffrey dean morgan from the walking dead?!?!!?!?!?!

hein???? riddhima ko itne upar se bucket mein memory card dikh gaya??? is she a long-lost cheel sister from naagin 5???? (maine bola tha this show is a companion piece to that one!!!)

i really truly get ishani’s annoyance with this b. she’s very very very irritating.

“isse kahin safe jagaah chupaana hoga” she says, AND YET AGAIN PUTS IT SOMEWHERE TOTALLY DUMB, THAT SHE WOULDN'T REALIZE IF IT FELL TF OUT. WHYYYYYYYY IS SHE LIKE THIS?!!?!?!?!?!? JUST WHY??????????

I MEAN........... JUST GO HIDE IT WHEREVER YOU KEEP YOUR MENSTRUAL PRODUCTS????? LITERALLY NO ONE WILL TOUCH THOSE, ESP. VANSH/ARYAN. IT'S THE LAST PLACE THEY'D EVEN THINK TO LOOK. MY GOD WHY IS SHE SO INFURIATINGLY STUPID??????????

garba ke baad she wants to show vansh the footage. wonderful. should go great.

mummyji ka naatak to make riddhima take the akhand jyot. fwding.

if there's anyone who's MORE of a doe-eyed optimistic fool than riddhima in this house, it's angre.

god ishani, you're a horrible person.

ofc, isko hero banna hai. keel ko poora daboch hi liya haath mein.

great, he's like tum ziddi toh main bhi dheent. re bhagwaaaaaaaan.

pls god, let them pair siya with someone wholesome; nahi toh i'll not have a single couple to ship in this generation of raisinghanias.

lmaooooooo dandiya kam yeh toh fencing match zyaada lag raha hai.

husband was just saying sorry to apologize for bumping into her but OH HO HO HO HO PATIDEV KABHI MAAFI KYUN MAANGEEEEEEEE PARMESHWAR SE TOH GALTIYAAN NAHI HOTIIIIIIIIIIII

one ainvayi ka ~~deep~~~~~~ dialogue also, that made no fucking sense but ok whatever.

LMAO WHUT THE DANCING CAME OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE I AM AS PUZZLED AS VANSH IS

also everyone's like baaju hato baaju hato iske khatarnaak dancing se already vansh ko lag chuki ek baar abhi humein nahi khaani

i am ishani and aryan, pissed at how this chick just be hogging the whole floor. hello, this is a communal garba space!!!?!!

also i fucking love nagada sang dhol, but solo dancing to this song just looks very very sad.

anyway, now that the cultural program part of the evening is over......... time for operation keel carpet.

this chachi is such a sample i swear to godddddddd. iske khurafaati dimaag mein full time aise nonsense ideas hi aatein hain. aunty, apply this time and effort into an mba or msw or something, and you'd be much better off in life.

for the love of god stop making this dude run unless its some legit chase sequence or something. he looks ridiculous running around in the house as if he's trying to break the world record for 400m.

Bhakti Boner round 2.

chalo, finally she's on her way to the room. in dono ke kaleje ko thandak.

once again, for those at home thinking of replicating this kaand to fuck over an annoying nanad/bhaabi/whatever: please read how a bed of nails works, so that you don't waste your time on it.

why's everyone watching her go up as if ISRO ne koi naya satellite launch kiya ho??? DO Y'ALL NOT HAVE WIFI IN THIS HOUSE??????? MATLAB, KUCH BHIIIIIIIII ENTERTAINMENT NAHI HAI KYA ISS GHAR MEIN RIDDHIMA KE ALAAVA????

issne toh mann mein jann gann mana bhi gaana shuru kar diya, outta pride.

HOW EVEN IS SHE BLEEDING FROM THE FOOT WHEN KEELON KE UPAR CARPET HAI?????????? KUCHHHHHHHHH BHI.

[confettininjabean]

Here’s an FYI and a Friendly Reminder.... there are only so many colors... so if someone has an oc who HAPPENS to have the same hair color as your oc? Don’t get shitty and be all “They copied me” Like do you REALIZE how many ppl have Red Hair in the world? Like... Legit. Its a Thing. So yeah... in a fantasy setting where LIME GREEN hair can be a Natural thing.... its not a wonder that ppl have ocs with the same color hair. FUCKING WILD RIGHT? Also, really, just don’t be a dick? Like... especially on ANON. ffs. if you’re on anon and being shitty about other ppl’s stuff... then just stfu. Especially when its VERY obvious you, as the anon, have never even paid attention to the ocs you’re talking shit on. Also, sutblty and nuance in writing and ocs are a THING. Look those words up if you don’t know them cuz believe me... once you know the meaning of those words you’ll learn a bit more about the writing you think you have a right to rudely critique.

[olliya]

maybe everyone loved TLOS so much that they're like oh shit 'i can't believe this universe is over, i'm not ready to let it go' so they ask for more or leave kinda rude comments about it being abrupt when rly u ended it at the end and ppl just grew attached to a point where they'd never be ready to say goodbye (lowkey i'm one of these ppl but didn't leave a comment on ao3/ff)

Thx for the message!

Yeah, I totally get the fact that questions about sequel/epilogue mean that people crave more of that what I created. It is a compliment. And some of those requests are actually really heart-gripping.

But it hits a very wrong vein when the only thing you hear from a reviewer after 21 chapters and a year of publishing is ‘I want MOar”. No comments on the previous parts of work, no sharing their impressions, no sense of companionship on that very long road, nothing... Just a demand at the very end. Had those comments come from the people that discussed the fic with me and been around all the time, I would have treated them completely differently.

But more importantly, I’m just sad that people don’t see beauty in the ending I created. Because I created it with full consciousness and purposely just like that. And it is beautiful in my eyes. Pity that it apparently is not in eyes of others.

And: every work needs an ending. Ending makes it whole. I strongly believe that TLOS would have lost on quality if I had some mundane Stone-Age-happy-ever-after mush as chapter 22.