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it's not clocking to u that 1 out of 5 dentists is standing on business

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romulus erasmus remus orpheus perseus janus lucius icarus labubus cerberus cassius rufus

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when i show up with love im rejected when i hold back love im chosen

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Extended description of Choice 1:

Humans, along with all traces of human civilization, disappear instantaneously. No one feels pain. No one feels fear. No one even knows. There won't be nuclear reactor meltdowns or the likes, because that stuff is all gone. Assume any damage to ecosystems (such as from dams disappearing) will be temporary. Disregard edge cases like animals being trapped in suddenly un-excavated mines n such.

Essentially we're just all gone and have been cleaned up after. Extinct species aren't miraculously back, but nature's domain over the planet is fully restored.

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*narrowly avoids commenting on ur selfie*

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Nothin.last4ever

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wait so can hair follicles be transplanted to p much anywhere now?

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may a man who is not sure of me never find me again

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cpr failed? call that resurrectile dysfunction

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what doesn’t kill u makes it ridiculously fucking stupid hard to find a compatible partner

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whatever didn't kill me turned me into this

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i'm p sure i've spent most of the past 6 weeks or so concerned for legitimate reasons that someone i care abt is dead (3 different ppl, [mostly] non-overlapping), and wow am i fucking over it (except that i am not, in fact, over it)