#and farts and eats cheese lol

[m0ose-idiot]

Tagged by @carpe-mamilia, thank you very much ❤️

tagging @fimofomo and anyone else who wants to play ♥️

[ohnomytummy]

Hi, I have a story from this Thanksgiving that I thought this community would like, and I don't have a kink blog to post it to so I'm gonna share it here cause I know your box is always open. Lol

I'm relatively thin, severely underweight for a good chunk of my childhood, have always been poor so I've never gotten to indulge too much in feasting, not in this economy. But long backstory short, I had the house to myself for pretty much 4 days straight for Thanksgiving break, along with all the leftover food from the entire family thanksgiving.. I was asked to toss most of it because we didn't have room in the fridge and it would go bad, but I didn't want any of it to go to waste.. you can probably tell where his is going..

I have a pretty sensitive stomach since I get full pretty quick, and I'm also lactose intolerant and most meat makes me gassy (and sweaty for some reason?), but for some reason none of that mattered to me, I put a YouTube series I've been itching to watch on my phone and munched on everything that was in front of me which included:

-almost half of a turkey that had been sitting out on the table for a day

-a platter of cheese and cube/slice things and pepperoni/some other meat I forgot

-I wanna say maybe 20 small sugar cookies (the puffy Walmart ones with frosting)

-about 2 litres total of a miz of lemonade, sprite, ginger ale, and coca cola

- 5 bread rolls with melted cheese and butter

-uncounted handfuls old candy I still had from Halloween....

I didn't even realize I'd been eating so much, but I guess since it was all over the course of about a day (9 hours-ish?) It was gradual enough that I didn't realize I'd gone overboard until the end. I remember reaching for the next thing getting ready and thinking "wow i wonder how much ive eaten" and seeing that the answer was all of it. I was wearing an elastic tank top, and I looked down and holy shit I looked pregnant. The tank top is kind of long but there was maybe an inch of belly sticking out from underneath naturally, and the tank top itself was like vacuum sealed tight to my skin!

This is where stuff gets crazy. I put my hand on my stomach to rub it and I could feel it churning under my hand, from the inside ofc and through my belly. I'd been burping throughout the whole stuffing absent-mindedly, but now that it was all setting in, I felt like I was going to puke. I couldn't even feel nauseous at first, it was just PAIN in my middle and I could barely get up. I'm so glad I was alone because I was moaning and rubbing my belly with both hands, holding it as I tried to get up. I could feel myself bringing up burps with every exhale, they were like.. soft and quiet but also really deep and sick, coming out with every breath, like "... urrrrrrp.. hic-hurrrrrp... uurppp. ur-urrp... hic-hUuuurrrrrrrrrp..." and with groans after each one lmao. I made my way to the bathroom eventually and sat by the toilet, sure I was gonna be sick, but I wasn't. I almost wanted to be, but I think I was just too scared to puke. So I sat back against the tub, facing the toilet, my whole body was covered in a cold sweat atp and i was rubbing my belly, and I could feel every single rumble as it ripped through my stomach and rose up as a belch. I couldn't stop burping like I was just about crying on the bathroom floor, bloated as a tick, belching helplessly. After a few minutes the burps started slowing down, but they were much more wet when they did come up. I think the meat and lactose was probably digesting now because I actually started to feel queasy. I started holding in my burps in fear that the food might come up, but then the air started xoming out the back. Starting with small short toots, leading to nauseous farts that, much like the burps, WOULDNT STOP. I was uncontrollably farting, small short bursts every few seconds and idk how to describe it but the farts felt pukey somehow. My stomach was churning like crazy and I could hear it from the outside (still felt intense as I rubbed it too). All the while the original belches never really stopped, so I was just on the floor, gas from both ends pouring out. My stomach was so hard and tight it felt like a bowling ball attached to me and my shirt was so tight it was so hot in hindsight but I felt like I was dying in the moment. Anyways I eventually fell asleep on the floor, woke up feeling sick, burped and farted next to the toilet again and tried doing the doggy-style yoga pose (best that I could, anyways, with my bloated upset tummy still filled with rotting undigested Thanksgiving leftovers) and kept farting until out of nowhere I almost shat myself, I think the position I was in moved the air along but the air took some stuff with it, so now I had to abandon that and sit on the toilet with a trash bin next to me because I couldn't fit it between my legs (my tummy took up the room lol) and it was mostly just me being sick from both ends, along with super uncontrollable rumbly burps and farts that just would not ever fucking stop.

Once it was all out things went back to normal, other than me being really gassy for a few more days.

I will let my uh *cough* community have this 😳🥵

[zuckarr]

1 year as a vegan 🌱 an honest overview

I'm a 30 year old woman, and I decided to go vegan in April 2022. I was never a vegetarian. I switched from an omnivorous diet to a plant-based diet overnight, and I have strictly adhered to the latter, with the only few exceptions being accidents.

I would like to write down how my journey as a vegan has been so far, what pros and cons I encountered and how my overall health was impacted. I intend to talk with my heart on my sleeve about everything and I am totally open to questions or clarifications. This post is nothing more than my own subjective, unique experience as a relatively new vegan person. However I won't be talking about the morality of veganism, nor the reasons why I decided to go vegan. I want to give voice to the bodily and mental changes I am going through instead, plus a few personal final thoughts.

I'd like to begin by stating that:

I have been taking several blood tests during the last year in order to keep track of the changes.

I have been taking vitamin B12 supplements as strongly recommended by every single doctor and veganism related website/source.

I have no prior sickness of any kind.

HEADACHES.

Headaches used to permeate my days before going vegan - so much that I had stopped noticing them (when bearable). During my first week as a vegan, the sudden disappearance of my headaches felt like a miracle. I would've never anticipated how life-changing that was. I was so used to my head pounding that the absence of the pain couldn't have gone unnoticed. I figured out I am intolerant to dairy, as countless others are, and yet I used to munch on cheese as my go-to comfort food... as countless others do.

BLOATING.

Bloating was probably also caused by my daily ingestion of dairy products, and was one of my body's cries for help. I did not feel bloated anymore once I started eating plant-based. The skin on my belly was softer at the touch and not as tense as before. People around me began asking if I had lost weight. I hadn't. It was just me deflating, lol.

SLEEP.

This is one of the most unexpected changes: I noticed I've been sleeping less, but better. I started waking up an hour or two earlier than usual, feeling well rested. Thanks to that, my days got longer, my mind got clearer, and my mood improved almost instantly.

ENERGY.

During the first weeks, I felt very energised. Must've been all of the vitamins suddenly filling my body! Who needs to get high when you can get the iron rush from a bunch of spinach, like good old Popeye taught us? Nevertheless, the energy sort of dissipated over time and I've been feeling pretty normal ever since.

POOP.

Oh no, it's poop talk! Fend yourselves, because I am not scared of being descriptive here. Long story short, I used to have frequent diarrhea before going vegan. Once again, my dairy intolerance most likely contributed to creating funny looking brown stuff. If I asked you how's your poop looking, what would you answer (assuming you wouldn't slap me)? And would you know what a healthy poop is supposed to look like? Welp, let's just say I've been proud of my toilet appointments since going vegan, because all I see are Pacha meme worthy sausages. Going to the loo is a happy time now, in comparison to the long minutes of agony spent with stomachache and funky smells.

FLATULENCE.

Can't have booty talk without mentioning the #1 cause of laughter among kids since the beginning of time! Farting is funny, but it is first and foremost the sign of a healthy gut. It takes a quick Google search to find out what farts truly are and why our bodies need to produce them. I confirm one of the most innocent prejudices against vegans - yes, we fart more than usual! But if you read into it, you'll only wish to do the same. Still, it is a largely acceptable change, and has not caused me any discomfort or unfortunate situations whatsoever.

CHOLESTEROL, IRON, PROTEIN, ETC.

Before going vegan, I had high cholesterol, high fibrinogen, low hemoglobin, low albumin, and a few other things that weren't importantly unbalanced. As aforementioned, I've taken several blood tests during the last year which showed ALL of the highs & lows quickly going back to normal. When I saw my cholesterol lower for the first time, I cried. I haven't had normal cholesterol for years, so, seeing that was nothing less than a miracle for me. As for my iron and protein, they increased! My fibrinogen was REALLY high, which could've resulted in a heart attack due to a vascular occlusion, but I don't risk that anymore. I cannot express how ecstatic I am to be considered medically healthy now. I wish somebody had told me earlier about the health benefits of a plant-based diet.

COOKING AND GROCERY SHOPPING.

I was never a big fan of cooking, because I was mostly just hungry all the time and I couldn't be bothered to prep meals or to even chop up vegetables. As a vegan though, I was kind of forced to look at recipes in the beginning - I was pretty lost and didn't know what to cook! Well, vegan cooking turned out to be much easier than I thought. I remember my first vegan grocery shopping experience: a whole new world opened up in the mall. I had never looked at the veggies and fruits and legumes and seeds and cereals section properly before! It was ENORMOUS! Boxes and bags and baskets of wonderfully colored food, most of it really cheap (especially legumes); with half of the money that I used to spend on cheese and meat, I had double the amount of food in my shopping cart and I was so ready to start cooking. The more I cooked, the quicker my cooking skills drastically improved and I have so much fucking fun in the kitchen now! I made countless vegan meals and cakes, loved by everybody (non-vegans asked for recipes more than once!), even by my mother! She used to slaughter chickens and had never baked a cake without eggs before, and yet, she admitted that this way of eating is fantastic and convenient. After a few months, she praised my hair and skin because it looks brighter and healthier. As a matter of fact, I feel nourished and full most of the time. Most importantly, I began to feel grateful and to think of food as a way of loving myself and nurturing my body, rather than a mere matter of taste.

SOCIETY.

The problem with being a vegan in a human society is... other people. It is always, undoubtedly other people who will come @ me with their weird, uncalled for, and rude anti-vegan claims as soon as somebody ELSE reveals that I am a vegan. I swear to god. I have no idea where we picked up the scenario of the 'annoying vegan' because the truth is actually the opposite... it is others who annoy ME... whenever they asked questions, I was happy to answer and explain stuff, because I genuinely thought that they were interested and would have liked learning something new, just like I would've felt if they had talked to me about something that they are passionate about. But nope, the real reason why most people asked me questions was to 'debunk' what I would say and feel like they won the argument. Even though it wasn't an argument at all. It wasn't long before I started noticing the patterns, the same old questions asked, the same rebuttals, over and over, in an endless cycle of going nowhere. So I simply learned how to differentiate the 'gotchas' from the rare, decent people who truly want to know more about veganism. As for going out and eating out, it wasn't as hard nor as expensive as I anticipated. We now live in a very vegan friendly time, there are vegan alternatives to basically everything. I feel extremely lucky to be a vegan now, because I can't even begin to imagine how hard it would've been years before.

PEACE OF MIND.

There is a duck pond nearby and I often take walks through it. Sometimes I sit on a bench, look at the beautiful birds and their dreamy plumage, and I... appreciate them. Not for their meat, like I used to. I can't even fathom seeing those creatures as food now. I appreciate them as individuals, who dream, love, dance, think, sleep, bond with their kin... I feel at peace with animals and nature on a whole other level. I realized how wrong it felt to eat a steak and then pet my dog. I learned so much about animal agriculture, nutrition, human rights, environmentalism… and I have so much more to learn yet. It takes one heartfelt glance into an animal's eyes, to be reminded that we are all the same. I am honored to get to choose not to be cruel to them.

[x-lovely]

I took out the trash! That was the first thing. I had to throw everything out from last week even though I made it fresh but didn’t eat anything.

I heated up the food! For lunch, I ate lunch with my family members and I had a medium cup of Mac and cheese and a medium cup of chicken corn soup from wawa and an xs bowl of tofu soup. It wasn’t that spicy!

For lunch, I finished the two medium cups, had some porridge (10 spoons?), one xs cheese pizza and 2 mild Buffalo wings. It sounds like a lot but I’m full! My appetite has gotten much smaller which I appreciate. The thought of rice and meat turns me off now lol it’s gross and so much. I’m back to farting again. At least my body is working back up.

I showered!!

I’ll probably shower one more time and brush my teeth too hehe.

Gonna watch the second episode of euphoria now~

[skinni-girls-eat-books]

Friday, August 2nd, 2024!

6:49am: lol yesterday started off strong but really went downhill after that cookie 😂 milk (150)

Another milk that I'm currently choking on (150)

9:27am: made an appointment for bc at 3:30pm, my farts are going crazy rn, but it feels great lmao I'm not bloated anymore

12:53pm: another cup of milk lol (150) today is very easy. I think I will have soup for dinner if I don't make plans

5:18pm: No better thinspo than almost getting diagnosed with high blood pressure AGAIN at my birth control appointment 🙃 I need to lose this weight and tbh maybe this will be my last year on bc since it is probably contributing to it. Let's see what this year brings as far as being healthy.

Ugh I'm exhausted from today. Banana (100)

Popcorn from microwave bag 480 cal w Ms. Dash Italian seasoning mmm

I forgot how good red wine vinegar is, I put some of that on my popcorn as well :) and took a little shot of it afterwards. So yummy

Multivitamin I forgot to take this morning

11:00pm: half block of habanero cheese w cream cheese (to cool the spicy) ~ 440 + 150?

Soda oops! Idk 140~

Tbh I'm doing a great job of eating through every thing in my fridge before I go shopping again for fruits + veg 😂 just don't really want to throw things away that I bought before I started this journey. But I didn't have a whole lot in my fridge to start with so woo. Plus this is only day 2 and I mentally feel like I am ready to do this.

Sooooo idk why I'm doing this but fridge checkkkkk: 1+1/2 blocks of cheese, a brick of seitan/ tofu, most of a 2L of soda rip (I probably won't finish it before it gets flat anyway), a thing of orange juice, pickled veggies! 80 cal protein yogurts and I can't think of anything else rn. (I'm laying in bed). There's a fuck ton of seafood and pesto and veggies in my freezer that I'm looking forward to, some popsicles that I got on clearance, boba packets lol, and I think that's it for the freezer. There's a bunch of soup and noodles in my pantry, some beans and diced tomatoes which I love and all those fucking almonds and trail mix still 😂 popcorn kennels and some Ritz crackers.

Idk what I'm gonna do tomorrow, there's a hurricane?? I might start my period?? I might be hanging with my boytoy?? What's going on???

Lol goodnight

[riddlerosehearts]

i have been so busy and in such a weird mood the last couple weeks that i've barely made any bg3 progress, but i'm finally posting some more thoughts on my playthrough--mostly just consisting of me running around rivington/wyrm's crossing and doing a bunch of random sidequests!

oh man there is... so much to do and so much going on in rivington. the way most of these people are talking about the refugees is immediately making me sad and also making me want to fight them wtf

i kind of wanted to go to the circus ASAP, but i decided to explore other areas first and ended up learning about the ilmater priest's murder! i've only seen investigator valeria for about 5 seconds so far, but i love the entire concept of a little winged elephant thing being a detective and how that manages to just seem so normal in this world.

i also love commander lightfeather. talking to him with speak with animals activated is hilarious.

OMG I WAS INVESTIGATING THE CHURCH ROOF FOR THE MISSING LETTERS QUEST AND!! TARA!! i've heard that in a gale origin playthrough she comes along on the journey and i wish she would in a normal tav playthrough too, i've been dying to meet her omg. she's so cute.

i have astarion in my party and he disapproves of you telling gale to tell tara to stop eating the courier pigeons ajkfhjdfskgf 😭😭 and then gale goes "oh, right, uh... stop it." in the most half-hearted way possible lmaoooo

i've heard that there's supposed to be an option to ask gale about his last name right here because this is the first time you ever find out about it, and i've also heard that it's bugged. looks like it still is because i don't have it :( i've gotta remember to look up that dialogue later.

all right, i went ahead and checked out the circus, and this part of it is something i didn't really know about and is hilarious to me: i was spinning the wheel and passed a perception check to find out the djinni was cheating, so then he got mad and i had bard-specific options to distract him by either asking him about his adventures or letting out a huge fart LMAO. i chose the first option, won the jackpot, and uh. got send to a jungle full of dinosaurs?! i knew it was possible to get turned into a wheel of cheese by this guy, but i did not know about the dinosaurs.

i also knew about the custom statue thing and was initially so tempted to get one not of my tav, but of gale because i thought it would be funny. but i don't wanna spend 5,000 gold on that ASKFDJGFDHJ so maybe i'll go back and do it later.

i found the dryad that does the love test! that was something i wanted to see ever since i heard about it. i did not know what the answers would be ahead of time so i picked based on my own instinct aaaand i got a perfect score lol. the fact that "he thinks he, and the world, might be better off if he were dead" is the correct answer for gale's greatest flaw is sooooo.... gale why are you like this i'm going to cry :(

i reloaded a few times to see how he'd react to the other choices. his reaction to being told that he's happiest at dusk because the light favors his complexion is to go "hey, you're making me sound like some kind of preening peacock!! i am NOT that bad!!", and it's hilarious. also he gets really upset at being compared to a lemon meringue and i take personal offense to that. it's because lemon meringue is sweet, zesty, and delicious and so are you smh 🙄

if you get all the wrong answers gale says he's had a little stone caught in his boot for a while and that it makes a better traveling companion than you do ASFDKJGDHK, gale noooo i'm sorry 😭

i am not letting my tav sign any contracts with raphael, but i love him as a villain. there's just something about how theatrical he is and the quality of andrew wincott's voice acting that makes raphael so much fun to encounter. i find it interesting that lae'zel, now being loyal to orpheus, wants to take raphael's deal while gale, who's interested in the power of the crown, very emphatically insists that we do not take the deal.

...i ran into valeria again at sharess' caress and that made me realize i should probably go back and do more investigation into that murder, whoops. there's so much going on in act 3 that i'm a little unsure what order i should be doing things in in the first place, but oh well! i'm gonna check out some other things and then continue the investigation later.

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

...I said it was weird that he ate out of the trash. I find that odd. From what I remember(I haven't watched the show fully in a couple years but Im working thru seasons 1-3 rn), he doesn't eat out of the trash. Again, weird. But he does really like stinky shit. Remember that time he used a sock to stave off cheese cravings because it was the only thing that "smelled as good as cheese" in Syren(I just watched that episode lol)? Again, Plagg is a gross little shit.

Also, I'm not defending the fart joke? I think it was bad. Kinda funny(because I have an immature sense of humor), but bad. Goes on for way too long. Doesn't fit in context. Incredibly basic as far as jokes go. Not a good joke. But one bad joke doesn't ruin a character(something something the Joker), it, at the absolute worst, ruins the scene the joke is in. Judging a character based off of one bad scene isn't fair.

What I was *trying* to say with this post is that Movie!Plagg didn't get enough screentime for the complaints about his characterization to hold any weight, because what little we saw of him felt very much like the barest bone version of Plagg you could get, little shit what is real stinky but cares enough to get Adrien to transform in the climax, albeit with some exagerations to get his personality across better in what little time they had. I think Plagg deserves better, because I really like show!Plagg and I think movie!Plagg could be just as good if given more screentime! They could make better jokes, they could have more heartfelt moments, etc etc.

Also btw I'm not trying to pick a fight or anything. Just tryna defend my point. /gen

Tbh I don't think it's fair to say that Plagg was out of character or written poorly in the movie. Like, I get that the fart joke was annoying, but it really isn't the problem here. The problem is that the scene with the fart joke in it was one of the only two scenes we got of Plagg in the movie.

Like, that scene when I first watched the movie felt in character to me. Plagg's a disgusting little shit, that checks out. Him eating out of the trash was weird but other then that? He's just as much of a little freak as he is in the show. Especially earlier Plagg? Maybe it's just cause I stopped watching the show midway through season 4 or whatever but again that still FELT like Plagg to me.

But Plagg didn't get NEARLY as much screentime as Tikki, and since the fart joke. Wasn't very good. Plagg seems worse by comparison. I think, if we got to see MORE of Plagg in the movie, he would've been fine. But we didn't. All we got were two scenes. And Plagg deserves more then that because he's amazing.

I might be misinterpreting ppls complaints tho idk

[honeyxmonkey]

Out of context memes/incorrect quotes for the lil snippet I posted earlier.

My mutuals and followers who are on the toa discord: LOL we know what this is

My mutuals and followers who arent:What is this? What has she done now? 👀

Jim: Do dragons fart fire?

Douxie: I don't know.

Jim: but you have a dragon.

Douxie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Jim: You and me!

Douxie: *tearing up* Ok.

Jim: What has the world ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

Douxie: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

Jim: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Douxie: What? No good morning?

Jim: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

Douxie: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Jim!

Jim: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

Douxie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Jim: Mine just says "Jim no."

Douxie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Douxie: Jim...

Jim: Oh no, 'Jim' in B flat.

Jim: You're disappointed.

Jim: And then they ran into my sword. They ran into my sword ten times.

Douxie: You mean you stabbed them?

Jim: They ran into my sword.

Douxie: Jim! Have you no dignity?

Jim: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?

Douxie: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Jim: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Douxie: Jim, those are omelettes.

Jim: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

Douxie, to Jim: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

Jim: Is this about Usurna?

Douxie going through Blinky's collection of bricks: Yes

Claire: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.

Toby: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.

Claire: And I reserve that right! After all....

Claire: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!

Toby: There were no movies made in 1879.

Claire: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!

Jim: Oooh! Let’s go ask Douxie if they saw it in theatres!

Douxie: Can trolls drown?

Blinky: I... why?

Douxie: .... it's for an experiment

Blinky:

Blinky: Should I be concerned for Usurna's safety?

Douxie: Maybe. But don't tell Vendel

Blinky: that's called regicide, Hisirdoux. And you shouldn't

Douxie: But she's a bitch

Blinky: I know

Douxie: But-

Blinky: Please do not.

Douxie: How late were you up last night?

Toby & Claire, in tandem: Me?

Douxie: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Douxie, to Jim: You.

[eldritch-elrics]

memes of 2020

so for the last couple years i’ve been keeping very casual lists every year of the most prominent memes - or, more precisely, whatever memes happen to make their way into my sphere of the internet. here is my list for 2020!

do x or take 25

world war 3

yanderedev discord server ban speedrunning

bernie “i am once again asking for x”

iowa caucus results

a man has fallen into the river in lego city

froggie chair

“do you fart” fish

penis music

animal crossing and doom eternal

disney’s first gay character

person in lab coat with test tube: finally / x

caramelldansen resurgence

babe! it’s 4pm, time for your dick flattening! / yes honey

coronavirus handwashing

biden burying a dog

characters explaining pickle rick

nice cock

hehe x go brrrrr

are ya winning son

music make you lose control / dancing triangle

when the x is y idk i never played the game

choose your quarantine house

gossip girl

the man behind the slaughter

x is returning to nature. we are the virus

facebook group where we all pretend to be ants

redrawing album covers with kk slider

coffin dance

raymond drama

how tf am i an essential worker

random chimp event

me? gongaga

x æ a-12

knuckles meme approved

brazilian football n64 intro

you do not deserve to have raymond on your island

women want me fish fear me

say so by doja cat

i hope this email finds you

trump coin

i heart hole

wait it’s all x? always has been

500 dollar mareep

big book smaller book

femboy hooters

i want to hurt you

straight ship for straight people, gay ship for straight people, etc

x be like “i know a place”

hannibal speech

hello jon apologies for the deception

microwaving ants

you’re crying from x? you’re seriously crying from x?

big buff dog and small dog

cutting up characters and they’re actually realistic cakes

deepfake singing videos (usually of baka mitai)

comic: is that your fucking fursona? that’s cringe

get stickbugged lol

thank goodness, you’re awake! x? y? z? what are you talking about?

pokemon master sex

you’re laughing. i asked x and you’re laughing.

your mother fucking life ends thirty minutes from now

good afternoon girl i’m in the water / girl help

mp100 is leftist propaganda

destruction caused by gender reveal parties

who’s watching? person who pays for the account, girlfriend free pass, parasites

jfk from clone high

my day be so fine, then boom

nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

good morning to people who x, people who y, people who z,

petting gif maker

da vinky

fall guys anatomy

snapchat anime filter

WHAT… your Trans Gener…….

smack barm pey wet

cheesed to meet you

one bad gloop

hey shitass wanna see me speedrun

i wish all x a very pleasant evening

raybans sunglasses sale

he was forced to eat cement when he was 6

enrichment in enclosure

election memes

destiel canon

castiel went to super hell for being gay

finding out putin resigned because destiel canon

the entirety of nov 5

supernatural resurgence

bingus

so you’re non biney?

four seasons total landscaping

i’m not a fruitcake am i lad?

fruit (derogatory)

obama reading foucault to impress girls in college

i love you in spanish

i guess you are my little pogchamp

story of undertale

person at party: they don’t know that i x

glup shitto

if you x, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

twitter carp

biden getting the covid vaccine but he’s actually getting a tattoo

among drip

malewife + girlboss

year in show gifs

[nerdwithabirb]

what your ssbu main says about you (not including dlc)

01. mario: you’re either a basic bitch or really old.

02. donkey kong: you like cheap movesets like grabs because then you don’t have to put in actual effort.

03. link: you’re a basic bitch with a love of elven/fantasy type characters.

04. samus: you either really like metroid, or you just think the mech suit looks neat.

04e. dark samus: see above. possibly going through a divorce.

05. yoshi: you might eat a lot.

06. kirby: see above.

07. fox: you’re either a fox main because of his laser gun, or you’re a furry.

08. pikachu: pikachu is the only pokémon you actually recognise.

09. luigi: you were the underdog growing up. probably a younger sibling.

10. ness: from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. i will never be able to unhear “PK FIRE!!” in that FUCKING voice.

11. captain falcon: i’ve never seen a captain falcon main who was familiar with f-zero, they just thought the falcon! punch! thing is cool.

12. jigglypuff: jjiggly is broken like genuinely broken (especially in ssb4), so you must REALLY like the character.

13. peach: you are probably someone’s non-gamer gf and only picked peach because she’s cute.

13e. daisy: you’re probably at least somewhat familiar with the mario series, but you also probably think that being a daisy main makes you “quirky” somehow.

14. bowser: see entry for donkey kong. spamming grab attacks is cheap as fuck. stop it.

15. ice climbers: another game that most of the mains are completely unfamiliar with. also, having to fight two characters at once is annoying as hell. you like to watch the world suffer.

16. sheik: you probably think maining sheik makes you “mysterious” even though she’s been in the series forever and anyone familiar with legend of zelda knows she’s just zelda in disguise. however, she has decent melee attacks, so credit where credit is due i suppose.

17. zelda: you like the ~magical girl~ aesthetic but think wicca is demonic.

18. dr. mario: if you actually know dr. mario, great. if not, you probably wanted a “quirky” version of mario.

19. pichu: pichu is literally just a more asshole version of pikachu. so you either know that and use it to your advantage, or you just think pichu is cute.

20. falco: you got bored of using fox.

21. marth: you have a thing for slightly androgynous swordfighters.

21e. lucina: androgynous wasn’t doing it for you.

22. young link: you miss link’s old moveset.

23. ganondorf: your tabletop game of choice is d&d and you’re probably the dungeon master most of the time.

24. mewtwo: you think mewtwo is as close to goku as smash can ever get.

25. roy: you have a thing for redheads.

25e. chrom: you have a thing for emo kids.

26. mr. game & watch: you probably don’t know what a game & watch is and just like the huge assortment of attacks.

27. meta knight: edgelord supreme. you were probably a goth kid at one point and might still be.

28. pit: you main pit because his flight ability gives you plenty of mercy when you inevitably get knocked off the stage.

28e. dark pit: you think dark pit is somehow better because he is wearing black.

29. zero suit samus: you pause the game to masturbate to her when you’re playing alone. we all know this.

30. wario: you laugh at fart jokes a lot.

31. snake: you probably own one or more of the following: gadsden flag, something with a punisher skull, one or more guns.

32. ike: see entry for marth.

33-35. pokémon trainer: you like to think you’re unpredictable, but end up doing one of the same few things.

36. diddy kong: you’re one of the rare few who actually knows how the fuck to use diddy. please show me your ways.

37. lucas: like ness, but worse. fuck you but even more.

38. sonic: you’re a hardcore sonic fan and probably fall off the stage a lot. you might be one of the weirdos who lewd him.

39. king dedede: you’re annoying as hell and like to get in people’s way.

40. olimar/alph: you like to piss off as many people at once as you possibly can and just slowly sap away their will to live.

41. lucario: you’re either a hardcore pokémon fan, or you think the idea of a ninja fox dog looking thing is sensual.

42. r.o.b.: lol does anyone main r.o.b.? if you do, you probably have a massive retro game collection and i salute you for that.

43. toon link: you either like wind waker, or you just enjoy the cutesy aesthetic.

44. wolf: like the fox mains, but edgier. probably kind of a dick in real life.

45. villager: you were the kid who chased everyone around and perpetuated the cheese touch/cooties/etc. on the playground.

46. mega man: you are either insanely cool, or you like little boys. no in between.

47. wii fit trainer: you started to main him/her (depending on alt costume) as a joke, but it just grew on you. you’re probably a health nut.

48. rosalina and luma: you totally bought into the galaxy hair trend.

49. little mac: you like to convince people to play punchies.

50. greninja: you make up a lot of bullshit excuses to get out of things.

51-53. mii fighters: you either started using them for shits and giggles and have several miis of celebs and characters, or you’re so self-centred that you jumped on the opportunity to be in a game that wasn’t called “wii _____.”

54. palutena: you’re horny for witchy girls. that, or you started as a zelda main and then graduated, so to speak.

55. pac-man: you like minimalist interior design and probably have an oral fixation.

56. robin: you are, or were, a potterhead.

57. shulk: you probably just think his weapon is neat, admit it.

58. bowser jr.: you’re a HUGE nintendo fan, and can probably name all of the koopalings by heart. (so basically me in fourth grade, lol)

59. duck hunt: you like to fight dirty and then laugh in the face of your opponent after you use cheap tactics, both in and out of smash.

60. ryu: if you ever played street fighter, he was always your main. you’re probably a real ride or die type of person.

60e. ken: you think ryu is too mainstream.

61. cloud: you really like jrpgs.

62. corrin: again with the being horny for the same sort of character.

63. bayonetta: you either are a big tiddy goth gf, or you’re a slobby neckbeard with no hope of getting a big tiddy goth gf.

64. inkling: you probably took up painting as a hobby at least once.

65. ridley: you think dragons are awesome. sadly, ridley kinda sucks in smash.

66. simon: you’re either a deus vult sort of racist, or you have a bdsm kink.

66e. richter: you most probably have a bdsm kink and are very likely to be ex-religious. you probably still reference god in everyday speech because it’s hard to stop doing that (“oh my god,” “i swear to god,” etc.).

67. king k. rool: you laugh at “expand dong” in 2020.

68. isabelle: you enjoy cheap fighting tactics, but also the kawaii aesthetic.

69 (nice). incineroar: you’re a hardcore pokémon fan. shame that incineroar kinda sucks as a fighter.

[iwaizooming]

I MEANT DOWN BELOW GOOD FUCKING BYE 😭. yeah i’m sure you love it between his thighs ma’am we know 😹😹.

AYOOO lower your tone with the iron deficiency thing. i like to call it ✨bad bitch✨ deficiency, and on top of that i’m also lactose intolerant 😝. my body loves me yes ik. AND YES MAAM im glad everything’s chill and look at you adulting doing big girl stuff like buying groceries 😼😼. yes queen give us everything!

- 🦦

bad bitch deficiency means you’re NOT a bad bitch love..........sometimes i really wonder what’s going on inside your head 🚶🏻‍♀️JK LOL ILY and please, how does it feel to not be able to eat cheese without farting 😹😹😹 us lactose tolerant ppl are superior 🗣🗣

and OK I WANNA TELL U A LIL STH (i’m putting this under the cut bc it’s gonna be long lol)

okay so i’ve been staying over at my friend’s place this past 4/5 weeks to stay focused for exams right,,,but now that my exams are over, i’m back at my apt because 1. i can’t keep freeloadin at her place LOL (but she’s trying to get me over there again bc it’s more fun living w friends ngl) 2. i gotta pack up my stuff bc i’m going home for the summer cries 3. all of my perishables have gone bad and i’m not trying to have a smelly fridge lol

so now i have so many things to do 😭 and i’m overwhelmed bc AAAAAA i gotta get some moving boxes & move my stuff into a storage unit, i gotta clean up the place, throw out things i don’t want, etc etc. also i just took out all the food that have gone bad and one of the cabbages i have in my fridge........is leaking cabbage water......🤢🤢🤢 it’s all brown and stinky JAVAHHSHS YUCK LOL

so yea i won’t be able to go get groceries today so i’m gonna have to order takeout again. watch me become a broke ass bitch by next week smh.

anyways, do u still have class today bby??

[pinkykitten]

I was tagged by @writing-with-melon I hope my answers aren’t complete waste or if time and if so I’m sorry and I love you

Rules: Answer ten 10 questions, ask 10, and tag 10 people

1. What song automatically plays in your head when you look out the window on a long drive? 

i dont really have an answer for this. i think i just automatically think about any song ive been listening to recently or any song that has been stuck in my head. 

2.  Do you have some snacks nearby when you write?

well i live in a two story house so the kitchen is downstairs and im usually lazy busy so since i have a mini fridge upstairs i just usually get water to drink while im writing. its kinda hard to eat and write cuz i loose focus really easily so when i am writing i am writing! i am in the zone! but if i am a little hungry ill usually snack on candy like chocolate kinder joys i love them but they r so expensive or snack on chips but i get like salt on my fingers or i like cheetos so cheetos dust and that just gets everywhere and later my hands and keyboard kinda smell like fart. 3. What do you do to combat creative burnout?

so burnout happens to me a lot so to get inspiration i either read other stories or fanfics which gets my head gears turning or i admire a piece of art or photography or a song. whats so unique and satisfying with writing you can explore and go anywhere with it, hehehe erotic if you know what i mean lol jk there are no barriers with writing just your imagination. there is inspiration any where you go and id advise to never stop writing. even if its a few short sentences or paragraphs about anything even bird poop its still progression and your mind is working and your searching for words like its all good for you bby.  4. Do you use (or like to use) prompts? 

i do ill put the link here. im thinking of changing it though to do something different. 

5. What is your favorite place to write?

lol boring, i know but my room. my room is really bright in the mornings and comfortable and chill and i have a candle of the pandora ride in disney that smells like the ride so its all good and relaxing and super peaceful plus i have a picture of myself the age of like 9 on my desk idk why but it encourages me and makes me focus to make sure i never get that cringy again. 

6. What is a hobby or yous that you usually don’t talk about?

well i like working out HAHAHAHAHA jk that was a joke...get it...cuz i much rather be eatingokillstop. but i really like to draw which i have a art page you can see it if you click here pls look at my failed attempts to be hip and cool with the cool kids and being artsy fartsy. another hobby is i really like to do makeup and nail art, nail art is really tough guys no joke if you do it like you got wizard powers are something. maybe its bc my nails are shorter than pete davidson and ariana grande’s relationship, alright im trying to stop i swear!

7. Do you play an instrument? Which one?

no i wish though. i always wanted to learn to either play the piano or electric guitar cuz H.E.R looks so cool doing it. 

8. How do you feel about your handwriting?

it sucks dont even try me. my sister can barely read it like no wonder nobody wants to steal my signature heck they can’t even read it!

9. Can you tell us of a story that marked your development as a person? As a writer?

ok sit back guys, sniff a nice amount of crack and get ready for the most cringy moment of my life but also a time when i knew i was meant to be *inhale* a fanfic writer. 

so it was elementary school, i think 3rd grade and for my writing assignment we were given a prompt of idk what the heck tbh i think it was like be outside the box and im like ok imma nail this cuz im a weird child and yeah so i got my papers and pencil and i went TO TOWN on this paper. so i wrote two stories. one short story with a picture to go with it and one long story that yeah i buried years ago. so my first story was about a farmer was about that farming life. he had chickens and dairy. so i cant remember if the cheese was spoiled but doesnt matter. anywho these cheese and a chicken were alive like they could talk in the story and i gave them faces, yikes. but the whole story was the farmer was a b*tch and he was trying to eat the chicken and cheese so they hatched a plan to get away from the farmer. they did it successfully and they ran away. yay happy ending my teacher actually liked that one me too and my school mates were thinking what they heck is this girl on i made a story about how me and justin bieber made cookies for Christmas you know. so then my other story i was more proud of this one cuz it was a tone of paper, sorry trees, and this story was about how a female hippo (girl i was all about plus size and thicker girls and no body shaming) and an male ostrich were kidnapped from their own habitats and taken to become circus animals. failed version of Madagascar hey mine was before the circus movie OK THEY STOLE IT FROM MEEEEE. so they get taken and are treated to harsh punishment and the animals can talk and i think its in the point of view of the male ostrich guy thing. they are in the circus and they start to have this relationship happening. love starts blossoming its all good. im happy with this cuz i believed in love at age of 8. they find a way thru a kick butt scene of the animals escaping and the hippo and ostrich are so in love that they run away together and they have half hippo half ostrich babies and i think i named the species  hipstrich or like ostppo idk but i was so proud of this story and when my teacher read it she was worried about me lol i think she thought i might like mate these two animals like secretly idk but she was like it was ok and i was like what this is frickin William Shakespeare writing or like F. Scott Fitzgerald writing. nevertheless it taught me a lesson that nobody else needs to like what im writing the main point and only thing that matters is if your proud of it and you like it and i really did. i will remember that story forever and thats what made me want to be a writer. lol sorry that was a lot. 

10. @emdop I’m going to use this great question: Explain one of your WIPs in the most ridiculous way possible. 

wellllll im working on my peaky blinders oc story its a lot of drugs money killing weapons jewelry rich profanities like its the show but written from my stubby hands so my oc and whatever its great and so excited to show it to you guys. 

MY QUESTIONS:

1. WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO START TUMBLR?

2. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

3. WHAT QUALITY IS IMPORTANT TO YOU?

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OUTFIT?

5. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

7. IF YOU COULD VISIT A PLACE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

8. WHAT SHOW OR MOVIE UNIVERSE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN?

9. WHAT IS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

10. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE IN THIS WORLD THAN ANYTHING ELSE?

im tagging: @thatlittlered, @ardentmuse, @acciosnapes, @lotsoffandomimagines, @collecting-stories, @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms, @naughtyneganjdm, @lenahellgizibe and two random followers @spiritsent, @sucker-for-my-fandoms

i was tagged by @writing-with-melon again ty btw, ps i felt so much pressure lol jk 😊

Rules: Answer 5 questions, Ask 5 questions, Tag 5 people.

1. What is your favorite book?

fifty shades of grey hahaha naw my favorite book is obv you all know this is series of unfortunate events but i never usually cry period and i never cry for books ever so when i read mrs. tom thumb by melanie benjamin, its the part when her sister minnie dies i cried so hard idk it was just emotional the wording the way she described her pain it was so beautiful written yet so sad and that was just amazing to me cuz im like this book made me feel things and im like wow i would love to write a book one day and make someone feel something whether it be sadness anger happiness annoyance anything they are having an emotion and that is super powerful to do that with just words. pls go check out that book its a good read. also im a fan of the greatest showman so i really enjoyed it. there are many other books tho that i thoroughly enjoy so much. 

2. What piece that you’ve written are you most proud of?

oh my god ive always wanted to be asked this question hands down i am always proud of my platonic gender neutral tony stark fic called in·con·sol·a·ble window to me i wrote it so sad and i was feeling like depressed lol when i saw peter die in infinity war like i didnt know what to do with my life tbh but im so glad that @impetrichorny requested it tysm i just like how its not based on romance or fluff or happiness it is based on when you lose someone the nightmares and sadness you go through and that there is nothing nobody can do about it except just be there for that person so i really like writing angst and something that was out of the box. ive been thinking tho of doing a part two since the fate of all the characters has changed after endgame. who knows tho. 

3. What is the last song that inspired you? 

well for art it would have to good news by mac miller when i did that kobe bryant memorial on my art page. i dont want to give it away though but ill just say some very powerful womens music inspired my oc writing and making. 

4. How do you feel about letting people read what you write?

at first i was scared cuz i thought i wrote like trash which that feeling kinda doesnt go away like some days i feel that way others i feel confident or it depends on the request it just depends but anyways i was always insecure about my writing so when i started writing it was more like lets see how this goes if not ill delete the whole page. im glad to say it went great but in the begging it was hard cuz i kept putting myself down but i learned to accept or just understand that you keep learning with writing you always learn knew things with writing how you can explain something better or you words get more intricate and people see the improvement and you do too thats why i applaud those who dont speak english that english isnt their first language. you are doing a tremendous job and keep practicing cuz you’re gonna make it to the top. ive also learned that some days are not my days and you can take time off when youre not feeling it when you have writers block. just recollect your juices sip some tea go to the beach relax your mind a little and take as long as you need to come back and give it your all. also comments and reblogs and likes a follows those meant so much to me and encouraged me. thats why i cant express it enough how much all those mean to writers, artist, photographers, anybody who is truly trying their hard in this area of social media. its makes a person happy smile and confident in their writing but first train your mind into loving what you make not what others thing. you have to be happy with the outcome that is what truly matters and what makes your writing the best. look at me getting philosophical. 

5. Do you get distracted easily? If yes with what?

yes and with porn haha i get distracted easily like very easily homeschooling was really tough for me. music distracts me, netflix, the urge to watch david dobrik or unus annus or buzzfeed unsolved on youtube, heck my farts distract me. i gotta be like troy bolton i gotta get my HEAD IN THE GAME!

MY QUESTIONS:

1. IF YOU COULD BE NAMED SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE NAMED?

2. WHAT PERSON INSPIRES YOU THE MOST?

3. IF YOU KNEW THE WORLD WAS ENDING TOMORROW WHAT WOULD YOU DO TODAY?

4. WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT IN THE SHOWER?

5. WHATS YOUR WEIRD COMBINATION FOOD?

im tagging: @thatlittlered​, @ardentmuse​, @acciosnapes​, @lotsoffandomimagines​, @collecting-stories​ AND WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS IF YOU FOLLOW ME OR LIKE MY STORIES TAG ME ILL READ YOUR ANSWERS. HOPE I DID THIS RIGHT SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING MWUAH 

[alwaysabeautifullife]

did buggy have any food issues when she was around 3/4? particularly sensory related. if so any tips?

She doesn’t have any known food allergies, but she did not eat more than a few foods when she was younger 2-4. Her therapists recommended me to actually force her to eat foods. They tried it when they would give her “therapy” and lots of people suggest that but it 100% makes it worse. I strongly disagreed with their methods entirely. She was only in this therapy for a short time.

When I offered food to her, and I was very gentle about it. I described the food to her in detail “I have this crunchy, salty, crumbly, dry food would you like to lick it and see if you like it or see if it’s yucky?” Sometimes she wasn’t in the mood to try, othertimes she would try it (lick it) and not like it and i would be silly with her about it. If she didn’t like it, I’d take a little nibble and go “ewwwwww” and make fart noises. I just made trying foods pleasant and didn’t push it.

Now she will try *almost* anything and everything, there are particular textures I know she doesn’t like so I don’t offer those very often. Instead I explain it’s the texture she doesn’t like “this is soft and squishy (tofu, stuff like that)” and I don’t offer it. If she wants it she wants it. She really likes snacking, and has a list of snacks she requests throughout the day.

I think I big thing to consider with sensory sensitive children (autism or SPD) is their mood. Are they already overwhelmed? Can they tolerate something new and overstimulating, scary at the moment like a weird gross food? Are they feeling adventurous? More importantly is it worth it?

She still sticks to her more favorite foods, most the time, but doesn’t have the same fear in trying things like she used to when she was younger. She snacks a lot, and actually has a range of pretty healthy foods that she enjoys along with unhealthy foods like ramen and box pasta. She doesn’t really like fruit for some reason, but loves kimchi and veggies, or even fish (shocking I know!). One think I do recommend is finding semi healthy seasonings. Buggy LOVES nutritional yeast (look it up, it tastes like cheese but isn’t actually “yeast” but full of all sorts of good stuff including b12), Tajín, chili powder, salt, you know, the yummy toppings that make everything taste good lol! I also noticed with foods she doesn’t love, she’ll eat it if we eat the food together ( I take bite, she takes bite), and the more frequently we eat the food the more she seems to enjoy it. All people have foods they hate and that doesn’t change, for example I hate mayo and stewed tomatoes 🤷‍♀️

Make it pleasant, and don’t push it, or food will become stressful and painful! Make it silly even. Talk to them about foods you don’t like, if they try a grape and don’t like it, pop the grape and go “splat”! The food will still be silly and interesting and they’ll be more open to try it later. Food is bonding, it’s conversational, it’s family and friends, it’s art and tradition and happiness! Don’t let it be stressful. No matter what anyone says, your child will not be deprived from eating ramen and crackers with ketchup for a year. Don’t listen to people telling you that your child is “picky” or misbehaving because they won’t eat everything in front of them. Also, for some people they simply are unable to eat more than a few foods, that’s ok! All foods are fortified and generally the body knows when it needs something it’s missing believe it or not...! I hope something in here helps even if it’s just calming your worry?

[eldritchsurveys]

890.

5k Survey XVII

801. How often do you change your mood in a day? >> It depends. Sometimes I can actually stay pretty stable. Other times, more like a seesaw. Throw an emotional flashback or three into an otherwise-normal day and you’re in for a ride. 802. When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite? >> If I, personally, ask how you’re doing, I literally am asking for the real answer. I rarely ever ask that, because that kind of “politeness” strikes me as particularly pointless and I generally don’t care how most people are doing anyway, so you know I mean it when I do ask. 803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite? >> No. I’m courteous in the sense that I say “please” and “thank you” to customer service people, and I hold doors for people directly behind me, and I say “excuse me” and shit like that. But I don’t make generic small talk, I don’t smile like a loon at randos (I’ll do a brief smile back if they smile first, but that’s the limit, and if I’m in a Mood it might end up looking more like a crazed grimace so be ready for that), and I’m not performative about looking “polite”. I’m just not interested. 804. Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust? >> Sure, I mean... the Fallout series of video games is one of my favourites, after all. 805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)? >> I’ve come close -- had the awareness but not necessarily full control.

806. Have you ever had a flying dream? >> Nope. 807. Have you ever had a lucid flying dream? >> Obviously not. 808. What’s the oddest law you ever heard of? >> I don’t remember. 809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person? >> Good question. 810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her? >> Of course. But different people prefer different intimacy styles. Maybe that kind of non-tactile intimacy wouldn’t feel the same for some people. 811. Can men and women ever really be ‘just friends’ with no interest in anything more? >> Shut up. 813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs? >> No. It’s really just convenient at this point -- I don’t have to go through the whole process of finding a survey to take, because this one’s right here. If I happen to catch up to Elizabeth, I might have to wait a few days for her to post more sections, but other than that I’ve got my work cut out for me already. 814. If your significant other wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them (or would you cheat)? >> --- 815. What’s the longest sentence you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name? >> I don’t want to. 816. If you had a theme song what would it be? >> --- 817. Are you cranky? >> Not right now. 818. Which group generally annoys you more, people older than you, or people younger than you? >> There’s no rule with this. People can annoy me at any age. 819. Do you refer to older people as old farts? >> No. 820. Do you refer to younger people as the kids? >> Yeah. Nine times out of ten I’m not being condescending, I even call myself “kid” sometimes. 821. Which is better: Poems that everyone can relate to or poems that are intensely personal to the author? >> Both can exist. Sometimes the same poem can fit both criteria. An intensely personal experience can still be very relatable to a lot of people, and sometimes you find that out when you create art. 822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold? >> I just don’t like being in extreme conditions of either kind. 823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head? >> No. I’m very inflexible. 824. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots? >> Yes, very much. 825. Is smoking a turn on or gross? >> It’s neither. It’s just a thing people do. 826. What is the one way you wouldn’t want to die? >> Oh, you know. Most ways. 827. Which would look sillier on you: A cowboy hat or a Rasta hat? >> I don’t know. 828. Would you rather have a job doing something indoors or outdoors? >> Indoors. 829. Would you rather learn more about human nutrition or meteorology? >> Fuck, both of those subjects are interesting to me. 830. Have you ever taken honors courses? >> No. 831. What do you think of crop circles? >> They’re fuckin cool. 832. Where do they come from? >> I don’t know, and that’s part of what’s cool about them. 833. When was the last time you screwed up big time? >> I don’t remember. 834. You have a choice. What do you eat - A veggie burger, a turkey dog, or a cheese sandwich >> Veggie burger, absolutely. I eat those almost every day anyway. 835. Do you get a lot of random instant messages? >> No. 836. Do you have a paper journal also? >> No. 837. VHS or DVD? >> Streaming. (DVD if I must choose, but I really don’t care about owning physical copies of things, it just... doesn’t matter as much to me as I guess it matters to a lot of people. I tried to grok it and even adopt it as a practice but my brain just doesn’t work that way.) 838. Vinyl, cassette tape, or CD? >> Streaming. 839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song Days Go By, performed by Dirty Vegas? >> I think so. It sounds familiar. 840. MTV: should it play more videos or more shows? >> At this point, I don’t even care anymore. The heyday has passed. Also, Catfish and Ridiculousness are fun shows, so fuck it. 841. Name a band: Dream Theater. Do fans of that band tend to share any characteristics with each other? >> I don’t know, I’m not going to stereotype progressive metal fans or anything, lol. I do have to admit that the first thing I thought of was the whole “girls don’t like Dream Theater thing” that Mike Portnoy said that one time, because when me and a girl I knew went to see them, we went for a bathroom break and the line for the women’s bathroom was literally nonexistent while the line for the men’s was a mile long. (That almost never happens anywhere else, lmao.) It was just funny at the time, I don’t actually think that’s a solid representation of listener demographics or anything. 842. What does the expression 'touch and go’ mean? It means being uncertain of a desired outcome. <-- I guess that’s what it means. 843. Caffeine or alcohol? >> Alcohol. I can sleep after drinking alcohol, and alcohol doesn’t make me anxious. Can’t say the same for caffeine. 844. Betty or Veronica? Archie or Reggie or Jughead? >> I was a preteen the last time I even held an Archie comic in my hands, I don’t remember anything about the characters. (And I don’t watch Riverdale either, lol.) 845. What book are you reading right now? >> Well, I was reading Wolves of the Calla but I haven’t picked it back up in at least a week. I’m struggling with wanting to continue this reread -- there’s some stuff I definitely want to reread (like the whole Castle Discordia bit and the part where Roland and Eddie go visit Stephen King), but I’m having a hard time remaining interested in the other shit. Also, I’m tired of Roland. I’m always tired of Roland, but, you know. 846. Is the news too depressing? >> Don’t ask me, I don’t watch that shit. 847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck? >> Lion! Oooh, I might get one, actually. To represent King Crimson. :B 848. Are you late for a very important date? >> No. 849. Ever use star 69? >> No. 850. Is everyone as smart as you? >> ---

[boymommalivingoncoffee]

My son Luke is turning 9 months tomorrow and here's so far what he's been doing at 8 months.

Watching Disney movies with Ryan and I -Moana, Mulan, Tarzan, and Lilo and Stitch

Starting to crawl like a wounded soldier - Lt Dan 🤣

Teething a lot today, thank God for Camilia🙌🙏

Eating Avocado, carrots, chicken, sweet potatos, mashed potatoes, eggs, grape, cheese, popcorn, little pieces of bread, chocolate icecream(only a little I swear 😋)

He'll smack the highchair tray when he's ready to eat lol

I gave him his spoon he ate with when he was done and then he pretended to feed me with it by putting it by my mouth and then wiping it on my lips like I do him 😭😭😍💗💥

Saying hi to Daisy and Mackenzie

Pulling the middle bottom piece toward the buckles of his car seat

Playing with dog food when my back has been turned 😡

Figured out the pull string on his Woody doll from Toy Story

Has slept each night through so far this past week

Has blown a fart with his mouth on my boob while breastfeeding and made himself giggle 😂

Has been sitting up by himself for a little bit more than usual

When he's happy, he'll pop his hips in the air repeatedly and smack his tummy, especially if Michael Jackson is on or Moana songs

He's been actually just staring into my eyes when I hold him and he'll kiss me 💗💥😍😍😍

And he's been doing this for a while but it still makes me happy, he'll smile super big when he sees me first thing when he wakes up

Love my son with all my heart and have been wanting a child for a long time.

All I can tell you is God is good, very very good.

[lovemesomesurveys]

Have you always known what you've wanted to do with your life, career-wise?  I thought I did. My freshman year in high school I learned what psychology was after having a health and psychology class and decided then it was something I wanted to pursue. Prior to that I knew I wanted to help people, but I was thinking like a counselor. I was always the friend people came to if they needed advice or just someone to talk to. In middle school I remember going on those AOL teen message boards and offering advice there. I loved trying to help people and being the one to lend an ear. In college I majored in psych and obtained my BA. And then that was it.  I have no plans or interest in pursuing anything further, so obviously a psychologist isn’t in the cards anymore.  I honestly have no idea what I want to do career wise. 

If you found out you couldn't bear children, would you be willing to adopt? I can’t have kids, but I also don’t want any.

Would you stay at a haunted hotel? Nope.

Could you live without the Internet? I mean yeah, the world would keep on spinning, but I quite enjoy my internet and would like to keep it.

Do you always remember to bring a towel? I always set out a towel before getting into the shower.

Spiders: Kill them or let 'em go? Well, I don’t do anything. Noooo way. I get someone else to get rid of them!

How do you feel about Paris Hilton? I don’t care. I very rarely hear about her anymore.

When drunk, are you: violent, crazy, clingy, talkative, or depressed? I got talkative and the word vomit liked to come out. I usually also ended up feeling depressed and lonely by the end of the night.

Do you know who is on the $5000 bill? (yes, it does exist!) James Madison. They don’t make ‘em anymore, though.

What is the best HAND-MADE present you've ever received? A quilt a friend of my grandma’s made for me when I was a kid during one of my hospital stays. 

Do you Yahoo? My email is Yahoo.

Have you ever gotten pizza delivered to your house that you didn't order? Nope.

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever encountered while at a hotel? I haven’t had a bad hotel experience, thankfully.

What would you do if Hugh Hefner hit on you? He died a few years ago, but anyway he wouldn’t have been interested in me. Which is perfectly fine haha I don’t want some pervy old man hitting on me.

Is the price always right? No.

Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'!?!? Nope. (And yes I know that was his wrestling tagline or whatever back in the day).

Are you gullible? I’m a pretty skeptical person. 

What's the craziest rumor you've heard about Marilyn Manson? That he was the kid from The Wonder Years lol. The friend to Fred Savage’s character. I have no idea how or why that rumor got started.

(Insert random song lyric of your choice here): “Cause I’m one step closer to the edge, and I’m about to break.”

Does unneccessary punctuation annoy you? It’s unnecessary. 

Do you know anyone who was born on leap year? Nope.

Do you follow a 5-second rule after dropping food on the floor? Ew, nooo. Once it hits the floor it’s trash.

Do you think that only unclean people get head lice? Nope, major misconception.

Are you skilled with balls? (like basketball or baseball, you perv!)  Nope.

Did you take Flintstone vitamins or any others as a child?  Blech, yes. Those were so gross.

What types of things do you think the government is hiding from us?  I know a lot of people think there’s something going on given current events. I’ve seen those comments.

What would you do if the Kool-Aid man busted through your wall? If something just randomly burst through my wall it would scare the shit out of me omg.

Have you ever been to an art museum? Yeah, a few.

How do you like your soda: Glass bottle is best, followed by fountain soda, but can and plastic bottle are fine, too. I used to love soda, but I don’t drink it anymore apart from when I take my medicine. 

Do you recycle? Yeah, we recycle cans and plastic bottles.

Can one person really make a difference? Yes.

Which is worse: elevators or escalators? Well, all I can take are elevators, so. The thought of being stuck in one scares me.

Are you gonna make your momma proud? I feel like such a huge disappointment. 

Ring the bell for service or wait patiently for a minute first? I’d wait a bit first.

Boomerang or Cartoon Network? Boomerang is cool cause it shows old stuff from my childhood. 

Have you learned anything valuable today? Not so far.

What's your favorite kind of Doritos?  Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch. Back when I could eat spicy food; though, I would have picked the Spicy Nacho ones. They have Flamin’ Hot Doritos now, which I’m sad I never got to try.

Do your parents have MySpace pages? No. They weren’t into social media stuff back then. They have a Facebook, though. 

If you had a time machine, would you go to the past or to the future? I’ve always wanted to go back in the past, but now there’s a big part of me curious to see past this coronavirus stuff. Like when will it end? Will it? That could also be terrifying, though. The future could end up looking even worse...

What if Darth Vader was YOUR father? So I could be a jedi? Sweet.

Do you honestly know how to play Monopoly or just make up rules as you go? I think I’ve played it the right way. For the most part, anyway.

Be honest...ever peed in the pool?  Nooo.

Do you ever fathom the amount of words in the English language? It’s pretty wild.

Have you ever pulled a fire alarm? Nope.

Do brain teasers tickle, confuse, or fascinate your brain? They definitely are often confusing, but I like them. 

You're hungry. All there is to eat is stale chips. Eat 'em or not? Mehhh probably not. 

Have you had your tonsils removed?  No.

If Ashton Kutcher punk'd you, would you feel the need to punch him?  No, but depending on the prank I might be upset or pissed off. I loved watching that show back in the day, though. I also had a crush on Ashton Kutcher at the time, ha.

Have you ever fallen off of a treadmill while walking/running?  I’ve never been on a treadmill.

Do you drink milk right from the bottle/carton, or pour yourself a glass? I don’t drink milk at all.

Isn't Chef Boyardee awesome? I wouldn’t say it’s awesome, but I do like Spaghetti O’s. 

Do you like marshmellows in your hot cocoa? Marshmallows are a must.

What reality show has been taken WAY too far? I’m just wondering why The Bachelor is still on. That’s one I never got into.

If you were going on a trip, would you Mapquest the directions first? I used Mapquest back in the day, like when you still had to print out directions. Now I just use Google Maps on my phone. 

Do you hide when Jehovah's Witnesses knock on your door? We just don’t answer the door.

Did you ever think any of your teachers were HOT?  Nope.

If you farted in front of your significant other, would he/she care? I’m single.

White Castle: nasty or absolutely yummy?!  I’ve never a fresh White Castle from the actual place, just the kind you can get in the frozen food section at the store haha. Those are good, though.

Must you grab a souvenir from almost everywhere you go?  Haha I’m a keychain gal. I also like getting a shirt or hoodie.

Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater? Which one?  I remember doing that once, but I don’t remember what the movie was.

Did you enjoy making things out of Play-Doh as a child? Yeah, I loved Play-Doh. If I ever happen to be around Play-Doh and get a whiff of it, it instantly takes me back to childhood. It’s such a nostalgic smell.