#and etoiles was like oh you don’t like me? you don’t want me on your team? and fucking pillared up and jumped

[ahalliance]

foolish told etoiles they couldn’t be on the same team (or roommates, as they said) and etoiles permakilled himself right in front of him im so 😭

[royalarchivist]

Baghera: We are insulting each other! :D

Jaiden: OH, ok. No, go on! Don’t let me, uh, crash the party.

Baghera: I’m saying that «Etoiles est une petite pute» [Etoiles is a little whore]

Etoiles: Yeah, Baghera «est une grosse connasse» [is a big asshole].

Baghera: Yeah!!!

Etoiles: Yeah, don’t repeat it! [Laughs]

Baghera: Repeat it! « Grosse connasse » [Big asshole]

[Baghera and Etoiles start sparring]

Jaiden: Chat, this is the friendliest PvP fight I ever seen. They're laughing and giggling and insulting each other!

(HUGE thank you to @/lmorphos for translating the French dialogue and transcribing it for me!)

[ Full transcript / Translation: ↓ ]

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(As always, please let me know if there are better ways to translate things or phrase things!)

Etoiles: [Joking with Baghera in French] People are sociopaths, because we have no problem, they want to create problems on their own to see things move. So for the moment, I just have to send you a message “Well damn, can you wait for me asshole?”

Baghera: [In French] Yes, well, there you go, we can actually talk.

Etoiles: Sorry Jaiden, we are insulting each other in France. In French.

Baghera: Yeeeeeah, it’s real!

Etoiles: Sorry, Sorry.

Jaiden: You're– you're what?

Etoiles: We are like saying–

Baghera: We are insulting each other!

Jaiden: OH, ok. No, go on! Don’t let me, uh, crash the party.

Baghera: [Overlapping with Jaiden's comment] I’m saying that « Etoiles est une petite pute » [Etoiles is a little whore]

Etoiles: Yeah, Baghera « est une grosse connasse » [is a big asshole].

Baghera: Yeah!!!

Etoiles: Yeah, don’t repeat it! [Laughs]

Baghera: Repeat it! « Grosse connasse » [Big asshole]

Jaiden: No.

Baghera: Oh. [She walks away sadly]

Etoiles: Allé hop dans ta gueule. [Here we go, in your face] *

Baghera: [In French] Eh, oh your mother, you–!

Etoiles: [In French] In your face. Ok, go 1v1, go 1v1, go 1v1!

Baghera: Ok ok ok ok!

Jaiden: Oh– oh- oh sh– Ok, we’re fighting, we’re scrapping now!

Etoiles: Ok, ok, ok, ok, yeah! [In French] Well-played, it’s awesome. Oh, you have a totem, you are cheating! No, don’t use your totem.

Baghera: [In French] Ah, sorry, I removed it!

Etoiles: [In French] No don’t use your totem, because you shouldn't use it for this.

Baghera: [In French] Yes yes, I removed it, it was when I was with Pomme.

Jaiden: Oh! Get 'em with the special move!

Etoiles: Ok. Ok. Ok!

Baghera: [In French] I hurt you a little, or not ?

Etoiles: [In French] Now I’m close to dying. [Literal translation: Now I am two fingers away from dying]

Baghera: [In French] Really?

Etoiles: [In French] Yes, it’s very close! [Laughing]

Baghera: [In French] No, you are lying, you are lying! [Also laughing]

Etoiles: I am minus 4 hearts.

Baghera: [In French] I lost one, so it’s ok.

Etoiles: [In French] This is exceptional.

Baghera: [In French] Well, we're never going to kill each other, just tear off our armor.

Etoiles: [In French] After, I can show you a PvP trick that isn't very funny.

[Baghera and Etoiles both laugh]

Jaiden: Chat, this is the friendliest PvP fight I ever seen. They're laughing and giggling and insulting each other!

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* No perfect translation for this, but essentially saying "shut up!" to Baghera in a playful way.

[mad-c1oud]

“Don’t play the hero all the time.” with Etoiles and Slime if you'd like!!! They truly are blorbos <3

nonnie they really are, you're sooooooooo right

Charlie pov starcicle for a change

(more dialogue prompts here and here!! Thank you sm for this one anon <3)

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“Don’t play the hero all the time.”

Charlie would feel bad for making Étoiles wince with how rough he’s being as he plays nurse, but he can’t find it in himself to calm down. Not after everything that just happened. He’s tired of almost losing this stupid fucking cucumber with a death-is-noble complex. It’s gonna give him grey hairs at this point. Grey slime. Whatever.

Étoiles hisses when Charlie accidentally brushes against an open wound along his arm in his haste to wrap the gouge in his shoulder. Fuck. He presses a warm but angry kiss to the back of his skull in an apology and the fighter hums happily. Idiot. Stupidstupidstupid-

“Then what other part am I going to play? You already have damsel in distress covered.”

Charlie rolls his eyes. “Har har, maybe consider the court jester route then, your jokes are getting better.” Étoiles snorts quietly, drooping forward tiredly. Charlie worries his lip between his teeth as he gently rights the fighter. He has to be exhausted after that fight. Pleased, content, and beyond satisfied with the outcome but tired. There’s a slump to his shoulders that Charlie rarely sees and it’s… it worries him. Étoiles is more than capable of doing what he does best, but Charlie wants to protect him too, he just has no idea how.

“Nothing compared to yours, Charlie,” The fighter probably means for it to come out sarcastically but his tone is sugary sweet and just so full of fondness that it has Charlie pausing where he’s winding gauze around the other’s torso to lean heavily into his back, arms coming up to wind around his waist carefully, mindful of the burns to his chest.

Charlie takes a moment to just breathe with the other, forehead pressed to the nape of his neck as they sit in silence. The stress of the day should be over, washed down the drain of the shower Charlie shoved Étoiles into the moment he won his fight, was out of arms way and in the circle of Charlie’s arms, back at home. Whole. Warm. Safe.

But there’s a lingering anxiety there, knowing this isn’t the last time they’ll be like this, but in all honesty, it’s an annoyingly fair trade. For all the times Charlie has to heal sew-up cuts and ice burns, Étoiles has to turn around and pull arrows out, replace broken bones. Back and forth. Around and around they go.

“You suck. Next time, let me play the plucky sidekick yeah? They always get cool deaths or super awesome heroic moments in the final battle. I need to complete my arc bro, lemme have that.”

Étoiles turns a little when Charlie finishes tucking the gauze into itself, wrappings bandaged limbs around the slime in as tight a hug as he can manage. Charlie tries to not actually melt into the embrace, sinking into the blissful warmth radiating from the star of the show. His star.

This is good. This is worth it all.

“Okay. Next time, Charlie.”

“Cool beans. Now unhand me, we’re not done with your boo-boos, babe.”

Étoiles giggles into Charlie’s hair, warm and happy and loose-limbed and safe. He’s safe. “No, I'm the hero and I won,so I am claiming my prize.”

Oh, this suave motherfuck- “That’s it, I’m going to bury you in the garden and see what happens. Say hi to the worms for me, dick.”

“Nononono Charlie haha please- not the dirt-“

Etoiles isn’t buried alive, but Charlie makes sure to bury him in kisses at least. Serves him right.

[jazzy-art-time]

Are there any fun interactions you think there’d be between the OG ocs versus their jarble variants? Aka the sluttyverse

SLUTTYVERSE..,, I’m lLOSING IT.,,,

but ACTUALLY ☝️🤓

YES I have thought about this before! Primarily for shitpost purposes.

UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE I RAMBLE A BIT!!

Not EVERY jarble character but some off the top of my head that I’ve thought with this about!!!

Canon Alaxia VS Jarble Alaxia

In this scenario I have two possible ways it would go down:

Alaxia would assault J!Alaxia on sight. Like straight up begin beating Jalax UP. Canon would see him as weak and pathetic and want this man out of his sight.

OR

In a scenario where Canon is in a proper state of mind. I imagine they both would look at each other in a very exhausted and somber way with that token “….. you too?” Kind of manner. Both are very different people and in different situations, but both are equally haunted and ruined by Wem in some manner.

I eat that sad shit up I don’t care if it’s cliche!!

Canon Eden VS Jarble Eden

Much like Alax, both Canon and Jarble are very different from one another.

I imagine Canon would be like “wow.. your so pretty and sure of yourself… I envy that :( I could never pull those kinds of clothes off…”

And then Jarble would be very audibly disgusted with Canon. Like “this sad little man is supposed to be me? Where is your rage. Your fire!!” And would instantly put Canon into boot camp for Self Confidence and also belittle him the entire time.

Meanwhile Canon would have to listen to Jarble constantly complain about their problems and sit there like “my universe i had to struggle to become a god to save my universe from a plague. You didn’t get 300k likes on a Instagram post of food.” And have to listen to first world rich person problems with a 🙂 expression

Also Jarble would be absolutely FURIOUS that Canon has/gets so many partners while he remains maidenless

Canon Jody VS Jarble Jody

I think this one would be funny solely because of Jarble being a arcanine now. Which means that I can make this joke

Canon loves dogs and has a lot of dogs. Jarble loves lizards and has a lot of lizards.

I imagine they both would look at each other in silence like “so cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool.” And be happy that they exist as their favorite animal in another universe.

They also would both find comfort in one another for things they go through. Unlike Alaxia who would find a depressing kinship, the Jody’s would find a happy and peaceful feeling knowing they aren’t alone. (If that makes sense)

Canon Etoile VS Jarble Etoile

Honestly they both would probably detest each other greatly!

Jarble would hate Canon for how they treat The Pinkies and various other circumstances. Because in Jarble Universe, they love the twins deeply and would never hurt them despite their flaws and circumstances. Unlike Canon who [PlotSpoiler].

Canon would hate Jarble just for the fact that they were with Wem and had a kid with him. Like Etoile can’t/doesn’t usually feel emotions, but in that moment of finding that information out I imagine that thing would be SEETHING

Also Canon would HATE Jarble’s hair. Constantly trying to rip it off like a wig.

Canon Solo VS Jarble Solo

They would fist fight on sight. Started by Canon.

He would hear Jarble talk about how he treats Jody ONCE and would leap at him and instantly start punching. Canon doesn’t care if that isn’t HIS Jody, he would hate how Jarble treats her.

If in a situation where they aren’t fighting, I imagine Jarble would be mortified by Solo’s clothing choices.

Jarble: hah. Nice set of bras, you bangin a lotta chicks? My man!

Canon: oh no. Those are mine actually.

Jarble: 😦

And also imagine that Jarble would be mildly jealous of Canon for having a band. Jarble didn’t get that opportunity growing up and would probably be envious.

Canon M VS Jarble M

Okay this one I’ve actually discussed with Fridge. In Jarble, Dax exists but as the Jarble universe’s Hatsune Miku.

Jarble is obsessed with Dax-sune Miku. Like obsessed like imagine the worst anime fan you know and that’s Jarble with DaxsuneMiku.

So I imagine upon meeting, Jarble would be like “WAIT. YOU GOT THE ACTUAL DAX? YOU ARE WITH THE REAL LIFE DAX? DAX IS A REAL CONCEPT? A REAL THING??”

Also I imagine Canon would be envious of Jarble for having a healthy and happy family. She wouldn’t show it and be supportive and happy for her, but overall just… mildly dead inside about it.

Also Jarble would try to show Canon any piece of cool looking technology and have to fight Canon to not eat it.

Canon Dysnomia VS Jarble Dysnomia

Honestly both wouldn’t think much of one another? Canon is used to Multiverse Madness level stuff and Jarble just… wouldn’t care. Like he is always unbothered.

Canon would probably take great pride in how Jarble is muscular. Like it isn’t him but also he would gloat about how he’s shredded in another universe.

ALTHOUGH. Canon would probably freak out when he learns about Jarble’s situationship with Eden. Like “wHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MESS AROUND WITH THAT THING??? WHAT?? THE WORST VERSION OF THAT MAN??” And would have a crisis over it.

Jarble would also be fascinated by what a Beholder is, as Jarble is not a beholder/they don’t exist there. Would 100% try to poke Canon’s eyeballs.

Canon Goddess VS Jarble Goddess

Would just talk about their children constantly and how happy they are to have them. But very loudly.

Like the loudest conversations known to mankind. They would be that annoying table at a restaurant.

They would be proud and think highly of each other. Also would have their kids play together a lot.

Canon Ryan VS Jarble Ryan

Literally just this image

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THATS ALL I GOT FOR NOW!!!

You asked a simple easy question and I fucking rambled forever!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!! Hyperfixation upon your house !!!!

[d1g1tald1saster]

A lot of QSMP incorrect quotes

prepare yourself

Slimecicle: I would never say that my wife is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My wife is a bitch and I like them so much!

Foolish: Yum, thanks! 

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it. 

Etoiles: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun. 

Jaiden: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people. 

Bad: Underestimate me. That'll be fun. 

Slimecicle: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you? 

Philza: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight. 

Forever: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery. 

Roier: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look. 

Cellbit: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously. 

Jaiden: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens." 

Slimecicle: Operation no more distractions is a go! 

*not even 10 seconds later* 

Slimecicle: Oh, look! A butterfly! 

Roier: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs. 

Bagherra: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon. 

Quackity after the show: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled. 

Bagherra: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Bagherra is such a nice person, Bagherra is so happy-go-lucky! Bagherra can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Bagherra CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Bagherra IS be in a bad mood. 

Forever: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. 

Forever: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business. 

Badboyhalo: My expectations were low but holy fudge. 

Quackity: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason. 

Quackity: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead! 

Slimecicle: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. 

Slimecicle: I will not yield. 

Badboyhalo: I just learned a way to get furniture cheap. Steal it! 

El Mariana: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly. 

Etoiles: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat. 

Badboyhalo: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash. 

Badboyhalo: *slow-mo walks out of the room* 

Roier: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat. 

Etoiles: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude. 

Jaiden: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. 

Foolish: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches. 

Roier: Why are you on fire?  Badboyhalo: This is just how my day is going.

Slimecicle: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone! 

Wilbur: What are you talking about? Of course— 

Etoiles, holding out a hand to shut Wilbur up: No, no, they have a point— 

Badboyhalo: Well, Forever and I finally did it! 

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* 

Badboyhalo: That's right... We held hands! 

Roier: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you. 

Roier: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies? 

Cellbit: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials. 

Jaiden: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby. 

Bagherra from across the room: Rock also defeats baby!

Philza, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? 

Forever: Tea, please~

Philza: Wrong. It's coffee. 

Slimecicle: I’m gonna die alone. 

Wilbur: Slimecicle, you’re not gonna die alone. 

Slimecicle: Mariana, was my safety net, okay? We got divorced and now I have to get a snake. 

Quackity: Uh-huh. Why is that? 

Slimecicle: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. 

Slimecicle: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. 

Slimecicle: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN! 

Forever I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. 

Badboyhalo: These are handcuffs. 

Forever: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime! 

Badboyhalo: I want to be like a caterpillar. 

Forever: Explain?

Badboyhalo: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful. 

Forever: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right? 

Badboyhalo: 

Badboyhalo: That's just another highlight! 

Bagherra: My stomach growled super loud in French. 

Bagherra: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during a meet up with the French creators. 

Badboyhalo: Bonjour. 

Cellbit: Le growl. 

Forever: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette. 

Foolish: *sucking on a popsicle* 

Roier: Pfft, you practicing for when Vegetta gets here? 

Foolish: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* 

Roier: *Concern* 

Badboyhalo: Hey, if you type in your password, it'll show in stars. 

Badboyhalo: ********* see! 

Foolish: hunter2 

Foolish: Doesn't look like stars to me. 

Badboyhalo: Foolish: ******* 

Badboyhalo: That's what I see. 

Foolish: Oh, really? 

Badboyhalo: Absolutely. 

Foolish: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2. 

Foolish: Haha, does that look funny to you? 

Badboyhalo: Lol, yes. See when YOU type hunter2, it shows it to us as ******* 

Foolish: That's cool. I didn't know this site did that. 

Badboyhalo: Yup. No matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* 

Foolish: Awesome. 

Foolish: Wait, how do you know my password? 

Badboyhalo: Er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it's your password. 

Foolish: Oh, ok. 

Etoiles: Slash gamemode creative. 

Bagherra: Dude, this isn't Min- 

Etoiles: *starts levitating* 

Jaiden: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Max and Quackity's convo? 

Badboyhalo: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. 

Jaiden: I'm in the washing machine. 

Foolish: I'm in the closet. 

Badboyhalo: We accept you Roier. <3

Foolish: No I'm literally in the closet. 

Badboyhalo: Love is love. <3 

Badboyhalo: I've connected the two dots. 

Foolish: You didn't connect shit. 

Badboyhalo: I've connected them. 

Bagherra: Bagherra! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover. 

Forever: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii 

problem. 

Philza: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? 

Badboyhalo: You sound like the start of a Batman villain. 

Philza: So, Wilbur is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. 

Chayanne: Why? 

Philza: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. 

Wilbur, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass. 

Roier: We need a diversion. I say Cellbit gets naked. 

Cellbit: No. 

Roier: I could get naked. 

Everyone: NO!!! 

Badboyhalo: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. 

Badboyhalo: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time. 

Slimecicle: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves. 

[callm3-q]

FINALLY BACK WITH AN UPDATEEEEEEE

Just a long term alliance, not a marriage proposal

[Ch 1- Isn’t that how it’s done?]

WHAT!? BAD! NO NO NO NO NO! AHHHHH! NO NO NO BUT ALSO FUCK YESSSSSS! BAD YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED! HOLY SHIT! IN I-IN LIKE… FUCK! IN LIKE 10 HOURS!? OH MY FUCK…

You good now?

Y-you’re getting married…YOU’RE- YOU, YOU, MARRIED!?

Well… I wouldn’t call it that… More of a… Long term alliance

Of course you would call it that…

Chill out Baghs, I already dealt with most of it

Really?

W-What? Of course! I’m not some soulless person who would give someone a crappy wedding! What kind of monster do you think I am?

Bad said, sounding kind of genuinely sad that she would think that.

W-Well… You are a demon…

…One thing you may not know about demons Baghs… We can through one heck of a party

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Ok! 5 hours left… Hmmm… I cannnn… Ooh! I can make a new ring , I just needed one quick for the… asking for the long term alliance… Definitely not a proposal. Anyways! The store bought ones are always just straight terrible all gross and basic [for how expensive they are], non of which are anything close to what Ètoiles is, he’s just… The best. And he deserves the best, obviously. Why else would I marryyyyyy- suggest a long term not proposal alliance. 

…But how should the ring look… We need something that is easy to wear during combat, something that will stay on, and it has to be small, not to much, not to little, something that will suit him. Hmm… Maybe… Stars! That’s literally what “Ètoiles” Means, something like… Like, we could, make thin outlines of stars around the ring, thin lines, so it doesn’t get caught on anything. I want him to be able to wear it all the time so people know that he’s in a long term alliance with me and not anyone else.

Bad had zoned out, not even noticing Dapper watching him from around the table. He only noticed when he felt a small tug on his cloak.

Oh! Good morning Dapper!

Good morning dad, what were you thinking about?

Oh, nothing important

Well, important or not I wanna know

Well, ok then. I’m going to a wedding in about 5 hours

What? Who’s getting married?

Me?

WHAT!?

What?

YOUR GETTING MARRIED DAD?!

Yeah?

TO WHO?! I’LL KILL THEM

Please don’t, and it’s not a ‘marriage’ per say, more of a long term alliance

Your getting married

I guess you could say it like that, if you really wanted to

To who though? Who do you find good enough to marry you. I’ll kill them, nobody is good enough for my dad

That’s sweet Dapper, but please don’t kill Etoiles��

Etoiles?! Two of the people most known for not wanting to be tied down are getting married, what a sight to see

Not married Dapper, just an alliance

Yeah Yeah whatever. What about this ‘alliance’ were you thinking about

Well, I was thinking about just making him something

A ring?

How did you know? But yeah, I wanted something better than the stupid store bought ones, those ones stink

I agree, what design were you thinking of doing?

Well… I’ll draw it out for you, but be nice, I’m not an artist Dapper

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It’s so pretty dad!

Thanks  Dapper… But like I said, I’m not an artist…

Just give yourself the credit you deserve, but I would like to make a small sudjestion

What is it?

Make the jewel thingy on the top red

You sure?

Yep

Well, If you say so Dapper, I’m gonna get to work

Ok, I’ll help!

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What do you think Dapper?

It’e perfect!

That’s good to hear…

Are you ok?

Yeah…

Nervous…?

Kind of I guess…

It’s normal to be nervous dad

I know…

You’ll be great, and I’ll be there, right by your side cheering you on

Thanks Dapper

Bad choked out, not expecting to be crying. He brought Dapper into a hug, holding him tight. Crying into the top of his head, Dapper gladly accepted the hug. He felt bad, but proud. It was nice to see Bad getting this rush of emotion, felling so deeply about this, trusting someone enough to, finally, have a bigger bond that just a really close friendship.

You’ll do great dad…

All Dapper got in return was sobs, soft and quiet, but still audible.

Dapper looked slightly to the side, hearing the warp stone go off. He saw a small figure peeking out from the door. He signaled Pomme to come in, trying to not disturb Bad, who seemed to not hear the swoosh sound of the warp stone

Are you ok dad?

I-‘m ok Pomme

What happened…?

Pre-wedding jitters…

W-

Pomme paused, not wanting to make her dad more upset or nervous, but still having questions, having not heard about this until just now

You’ll do great dad… I’m sure the person your marrying will be so happy to be with you

Yeah! 

Dapper replied, patting his dad’s shoulder softly. Calming Bad’s sobs down into small hiccups

T-thank you kids…

No problem Dad… How much time before you’ve got to go?

Li-ke 2 hours…

Why don’t we get you dressed then -Pomme snickered, a wide grin sprawled onto her face 

Ok Pomme

Bad replied with a chuckle

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You look so pretty dad! -Pomme said, ecstatically 

You think so?

We know so

Dapper replied proudly

You guys want to go get ready? I made sure I got you something you would like to wear, as a surprise from me to each of you specifically.

Ooooh yayyyy!

Pomme and Dapper ran into their bedrooms to get changed

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Let’s get going…

Your gonna do awesome dad..

Thanks Dapper… Ok… let’s go…

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Woahhhhh, this place looks amazing -Pomme said looking around, mouth agape in awe

Thanks Pomme… -Bad replied with a small smile spreading across his face

You did this dad? -Dapper looked up to Bad in shock

Yeah…

Woah…

Dapper had the same reaction as Pomme, mouth agape

I know it’s kinda crappy-

It’s amazing!

Well… I’m gonna go to, whatever that place is

Ok, see you later dad!

Bye Pomme, bye Dapper

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[Dappers POV]

There were a lot of people there, guess word really spread fast, people were crying in joy? Pride? I don’t really know, but still, a ton of people. It would probably make dad freak out a bit.

Dapper kinda was wondering who would walk Bad down the aisle, kind of having a sneaking suspicion of who would. Not wanting to assume anything though.

Dapper saw Etoiles walk out first

He looks… Fine… I guess… Nothing compared to my dad though.

Following he saw Sunny, Pomme, Empanada, Tallulah, and Leo. Pomme leading the group proudly, even though she had just figured out she was a flower girl. 

[End of POV]

Pomme, and all the other little huevitos in their little flower petered dresses, perfectly matching the color theme of the beautiful setting around them. Matching Almost all the things Ètoiles had told in secrecy to Bad, matching the things that he loves. All the colors, down to matching all the tones perfectly, the music, the setting, the time of night, all the stars visible through the glass roof. It was perfect.

Ètoiles saw Bad standing at the entrance, and my god did he look stunning. He felt his face get red, how could he not. He also saw Foolish? Walking him down the aisle, shocked that Foolish would agree. It also looked like he was crying? Again, shocking. But it was cute, they really do care about each other.

Once they had gotten all the way up to where Ètoiles was, Foolish went to stand to the side, behind Bad wiping the tears from his face. Ètoiles took in all the little details of the masterpiece that was in front of him, the luminous glow of Bad’s eyes to every little barely noticeable scar that covered his face, and even the barely visible freckles that were splattered perfectly on his face. He truly was just the definition of beautiful.

The outfit he had on just solidified it even more in Ètoiles’s mind, Bad was wearing a white suit, tailored to a perfect fit. He had on matching white shoes, guessing Pomme had helped him with the outfit, cute. But his suit, my god his suit. It was perfect, almost dress like, but not fully there. It was flowy and moved softly in the wind, like water. That’s what gave it away that Pomme and the other kids helped Bad with the outfit, always making Bad wear these kinds of things, Ètoiles wasn’t upset by it though, better for him. Bad can just find a way to make any outfit look good.

…

Bad inspected Etoiles just as closely, seeing the way his hair effortlessly falls perfectly on his face, despite the wind blowing it in  opposing directions, looking at his eyes, the light green blush spread across his face, the mask that usually hid the details of his face now gone. Etoiles was so handsome, unbelievably and upsettingly so, how can he just so effortlessly look this good. And the black suit he was wearing suite him perfectly.

Both thoughts were quickly stoped when Dapper and Pepito came with the rings, holding them carefully.

Bad picked it up and put in onto Etoiles’s finger, as Etoiles stared in awe, at the intricate work of the ring, ‘Etoiles’ inscribed into it, with a small red ruby on top, seeing how well put together this was, Etoiles was ashamed of how sloppy his would look compared to Bad’s.

Etoiles picked up the second ring and slipped it gently onto Bad’s finger, Bad was shocked that the islands greatest fighter was able to pull something so intricate off, the ring looked almost spiraled, The word ‘Halo’ inscribed on the inner walls of the ring, a small emerald embedded on the top.

…

…

…

Blah Blah Blah, after all the other boring wedding stuff

Vows

Recession

Procesional

Readings

The officiant

Etc

Let’s skip to the good part

[The Kiss]

Bad had gotten Max to officiate the wedding, seeing that he’s done it time and time again for the other islanders.

…

Do you, Etoiles, take BadBoyHalo, as your lawfully wedded husband

I do

Ètoiles stated, with no hesitation whatsoever

And do you, BadBoyHalo, take Etoiles, as your lawfully wedded husband

I do

Bad said, with somehow less hesitation than Etoiles

Then, by the power invested in me, I pronounce you husbands. You may kiss the Groom

Etoiles grabbed Bad by the waist and immediately kissed him, dipping him. 

Bad didn’t fight back, gladly accepting everything that Etoiles did. 

That was the first time they had kissed, and it probably went the best way possible. It went just the way both of them had imagined for so long

They stayed like that for a bit longer, before standing up straight again. Only looking at each other, only letting a quick glance out to the crowd. Seeing the Huevos still covering their eyes in disgust from the kiss made them laugh. They looked back to each other, love visible in their eyes. Etoiles took Bad’s hands in his, noticing that they were way smaller than he thought. How they fit perfectly into his, how soft they were.

Etoiles saw how happy Bad looked, he had never seen him so exited or happy before. It felt nice to see.

Bad looked lovingly into Ètoiles’s eyes, seeing him look back with just as much love. He had almost never felt so happy, first being when he got Dapper. Oh! Dapper! Where was Dapper? Bad looked around for him, quickly seeing him sitting with Richarlyson, Pomme, and Cheyanne by the kitchen. He smiled at Dapper, before looking back at Ètoiles

…

…

…

You did so good dad!

Dapper stated proudly

Y-Yeah

Pomme said, sobbing

Calm down Pomme

Bad said with a small chuckle

I-I-I Can’t! My- my dad-s j-ju-st got m-married!

Pomme said, still sobbing

Bad brought Pomme into a tight hug, gently patting her hair. Dapper squeezed his way into the hug, not wanting to be left out.

[Etoiles’s POV]

Etoiles was talking to Baghera, who was probably crying just as much as Pomme. But… Not out of happiness for him, more out of anger for not asking her for permission to marry her younger-brother-figure… Nice… But it’s not even like I knew, or even poped the question! I only figured out I was getting married like, 15 hours ago! It was sudden, but still the best “Long Term Alliance” proposal I could of asked for.

Look Baghera, how could I have asked for your permission when, first, I wasn’t the one who proposed. And two, I didn’t even know I was getting married until 15 hours ago… sooo, how could I have asked for your permission?

Wait… 15 HOURS?!

Yeah…?

HOW!?

Isn’t that how it’s done?

NO?!

Oh

“OH”?!

Well either way, shut up about me not asking for your permission, be mad at Bad for not asking. I’m going to talk with Bad now, bye!

[End of POV]

Etoiles walked over to Bad, hugging him from behind. Resting his head on Bad’s shoulder.

Oh, hi Etoiles

Hi…

Are you ok?

Yeah

You sure?

Mhm

Ok

Hi dad!

Pomme said, running up to Ètoiles, hugging his leg

Hi Pomme, hi Dapper

Hi Ètoiles

Are you feeling ok dad?

Yeah, why?

You just seem a bit sad is all -Pomme said, moving back to look Ètoiles in the eyes

I’m alright, just tired I guess

You can go chill somewhere quieter if you want, I can keep everyone else entertained -Bad said softly, turning his head to look towards Etoiles.

It’s ok

When you need to rest you need to rest, it’s nothing to be ashamed of love. It was a busy day

I know, I’m just waiting for you to be able to go with me -Etoiles whispered the last part, placing a gentle kiss on Bad’s cheek, making him blush.

Well, we can leave whenever your ready -Bad said, reaching down to hold Etoiles hand- You don’t need to feel bad about it

I know, but we should stay around longer -Etoiles stood up straighter, still holding onto Bad’s hand

your probably right love

Well, do you want to go socialize?

Mmmm… Sureee

That was the most unconvincing ’sure’ I’ve ever heard -Etoiles said with a small laugh

He has a very low social battery -Dapper reminded

True true, I can do the socializing then

Thank you

…

…

…

It had almost been a good hour, and it was almost morning. So Bad, not having slept for a good 30 hours, was extremely tired.

*Yawn* -Bad rubbed his eyes, blinking slowly.

Are you tired mon cheri, we can leave now if you want

Nooo, if *yawn* you can stay awake this long, then I can too

It’s ok Bad, people are leaving already too. It’s been almost an hour, and I’m sure Pomme, Dapper, and Richas are tired already. So we can excuse ourselves

Mmmm… Ok. I’ll go get the kids, then we can leave. My place right?

Yeah, I’ll go get Pomme and Dapper, you can just go get Richas.

Ok, see you in a bit love

…

Bad walked over, carrying a tired Richas. While seeing Etoiles carrying a sleeping Pomme in one hand, holding Dappers hand in the other.

Let’s go home -Bad said sleepily

Yup -Etoiles agreed

[Ch 2- Home Sweet Home]

~in next update~

[If you saw my spelling mistakes... no you didn't >:'D]

[redraven393]

Cathing up with Philza Minecraft streams 15th 06

Where:

WHOOOO IS THE BIRTDAY DAY

We sit

STOP making Brian says anything Spanish, he is awfully British

Who apple gang-Yeah Crows go bake a cake for our gurl Tallulah

Excited for the birthday lets goo

4 years of being a menace in the old man’s stream sounds like an achievement

We just waiting but Short stream today, I guess?

Yay farming- Opp secret can’t see I guess

A zombie horse man???? In the farm

No comment on who he supports

TALLULAH AWAKE HAPPY birthday Tallulah

Happy dance for the birthday gurl

Silly abuelitto

Chayanne has been having to many fun with scaring the old man

Did you have the goods Chayanne??

Yay celebrate ur self gurl

Mexican bingo

Abuelitto is struggling for kids

Oopp Chayanne dipped

Coolx5 yesyesx3 awesomex5 Lets goo

Aww the pinata-A Petting ZOO-Ooh special mob

Whoahhh-What are they???-Funky squirrel horse??-STARWARS-What are they srsly????

A PHOTOBOOTH

Ah shit-The server crached-IN HER BIRTHDAY THAT’S FUK UP QSMP

QUACKITY PAYY THE SERVERRR

Education on how the server works from Phill

EYYY WE BACK

USE your MEME correctly

Ohhh show us-MANUAL PHOTOBOTH

Strong horse-AWW THEY KISSED-Give them time

Glad Tallulah love them

HOLYYY SHITTT A VENUSSS

“GO HAVE KIDDS I WANT GRANDKITS-“ oh god he is embracing the granpa experience

Yeah, you go Phil don’t listen to anyone

Invis Chayanne

VENUS 0.4 LETS GOO wait A CLONE???

Ohh a different name Mercury or Pluto

Chayanne keeps using Tallulah’s signs

Its baffeling to see a tinny kid with a butterfly wings pullingout an anvinl out of her pockets

Omg the big hat Lol

PINATA POG

The FOODS

BALLON LANTERNS PURPLE

Ohhh surprise

The guest is cominggg

Dancingggg

Phil likes to spoil his kid but clearly, he is as spoiled as well to them

No fight and no drinks for the violents

ETOILES is HERE

Give the babby a bath????

Aww no more animals??

More Europeans are coming

Oh wait why is there another face inside DeMezzanine???He already has 4???

BAGHERAA

While phill is bussy taking photo Tallulah is receiving many gifts

Ohgod its so loud

FOREVERR

HELLO RICHAAA

Everyone is so excited for Chayanne’s food

POMME HELLO

The Blond Twins are taking picture so cute-COCAINNE???

Oh god the Photobooth is so busy

Oh no the Spit horses are angry- MIKE DOWN MIKE DOWNN

Why is there a couple drama in the party?

OMG POMME?? An exploding chicken and a fox died poor girl

Forever is an average dad with a feral son and Oh, big brother Chayanne is joining forever to tell Richa to wear armor

FOOD IS READYY

AWWW CUTE ART FROM RICHAAA Richa is so talented omg

Omg the DRAMA is still going-STOP fighting-Good lord

Sit in someone’s lap” he says and Omg of course forever take any chances he got with Phill

OMG FOREVER NOT AT THE TABLE?!! YEAH GO OFF ON HIM BAGHERA

He’s a month old he is mature enough

Opp Phill is gone- DADDDD WHERE ARE YOU???- ohno he’s getting milk isn’t he??

Oh hey Sneeg glad u watching the stream too

SHUSHIII

Why is everyone sitting on Phill’s lap omg

Aww Thanks PAC

Glad everyone appreciates Chayanne’s cooking

Ohhh??? The Europeans and the Brazilians are singing for Tallulah??-that is sweet

CAKEEE

FOREVER DON SAY THAT ABOUT RICHA-well he is a little brat-

Oh god someone already died-BAGHERA WHY?

Selfie-Guitar-good job Tallulah-aww nooo

Chayanne is such a teenager-GO SOSIALIZE YOU KID

Is Pomme being tained to be an Agent or a security guard like Etoiles

OMG PHILZAA IS KICKING OUT THE GUEST

OH SHIT THEY FIGHTING-they want foo-OMG the TUPPERWARE-Yaeh that where is the drinks PHILL??

Ending party song-omg mike pls

The REVOLUTION-COMMUNISM???-YEAH use your Grand Daughter

MIKE is hilarious

Pac jut want food and then dipped

PHIL IS GOTH

Oh god “never call me again” omg MIKE

Oh did Pac gave Tallulah more Flowers??

Pachito the security

Oh shit he stole a bike-wait Phill had a bike?

Ohh the surprise-

OMGG-HOLLY SHIT IS WILL’S CONCERT-AWW-FUCK IM CRYIN- SHIT MY HEART-

Hey Baghera

But anywayOMG-IM STILL CRYINGGG-THAT IS SO SWEET

Omg Baghera nooooo-I mean its fair- the French literally got here by a crashed plane-BUT STILLL

AWW Tallulah baby-opp where she goin?-AWWW TALLULAH BABY DON’T CRYY

Oh it’s Pomme Birtday too?? Wow thereis so many celebrations this month holly shit

BYE POMME BYE BAHERA TAHNKYOU FOR COMING

HEY MUMZA

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR COMING

Its okk Tallulah-lol I think mike is salty

Ohh gift from Chayanne-let em cook-omg Phill noo-FOOD and OMG a KITTY :D

Chayanne is really living the best doting big brother life rn

THANKYOU FOR THE GIFT POMME- Candy apple and Golden Apple nice-OH SHIT a RED EARED SLIDER- LEONARDO ITS YOU!!!

Quest time-ohhhh it’s horse themed- oh yeah the skelehorse isi still there-

OMG THE FAN ARTS ARE SO COOOL-ok why is the soft shell so aggressive??-cute fan arts- someone is dying wth??

ARTIST WATER MARK YOU CREATIONS PLS I WANT TO FOLLOW UU

The turtles are so many they keep on dying-omg Chayanne nooo- oh well a chef needs their ingredients

YESYES POG BIRTHDAY-Chayanne did so good with the foods-opp did they killed one?

BEST FATHER AND SON DUO

Opp nerd Dadza moment-might want to read that one-Philzaa noooo.

Omg PHILZA NOOOO-Purge the turtles-ill hire a guy he says

JUAN

OMG CHAYANNE NOOO

New horse near foolish

Phil knows these kids so well- see you there Chayane-opp another Minecraft tip from dad-HOLLY SHIT U FAST-opp bye Chayanne

I love the little songs that Phill will randomly sings out at random

Omg Phill- perks of having the main admins as your kid is that you can have more leeway on quest-

Roleplay omg-WHOAH AMAZINGGG THEY REALLY CRAFT IT :O

THE MAIN ADMIN CHAYANNE/CUCURUCHO PERMISSION IT OKKK??!!!- its magic Tallulah get in with the system

Omg Chayanne noooo-plant based meat

Tallulah u set them free to be killed bye a seasoned chef

BOAT TIME- OH Shit VENUUUS (or Mercury???)

Mushroommm yummy

Thankyu Tallulah

WEDDING TOMORROW POGG

GRANDPA IS GOING ON VID CON

Pro Chef Chayanne- omg Chayanne nooooo

Everyone is going to vid con oh god

It most definitely won’t be avocado toast- Taco and Strawberries.

OVERDOSE DON’T STOP THE MUSIC DARLING-

MUMZAAAA- mango pog-ohh FUK YEH

Phil’s cooking-OHH SHIT A GOD APPLE POGG-ohh chorus fruit-wait it didn’t worked????Endermen with low signal-RP at the most minimal-THANKS MUMZAAA

HORSE RIDNG TIME YEY- is the bridge new???

OHH ITS STARTINGGG

“dad are you running for President??” Sweety your father is an anarchist- purely to piss of the federation

YEAH TECHNO WOULD BE PROUD O7 KING

THAT’S CHEATINGGG-okk Naruto run is fair-Yeah judge the old man Tallulah

Chayanne nooooo

BATH TIMEEEE-SLEEPY TIMEEE- the EFFICIENTSY WHOAH- Art room Progress POG- ohh WINE before BED TIME???

HOLLY FUCK-been aging before he was born WHOAHH-wat was that?

ADMIN POG- they the best really-ADVANCE TASTE BUD-PHOTOS PLS OR WE EMPTY YOUR POCKET

It would be funny-COOK FOR THEM IN HELLL-THANKYU PHILL- Chayanne Hell’s kitchen-

GRACIAS TALLULAH- stop using other kids sign Chayanne!!!

WHAT ARE YOUU-aww Phil might not come

Lol Rycharlison is stream sniping- maybe his version of Dragon magic

BYE PHIILLLLLLLLL

[moonrybread]

QSMP Characters as songs by Filipino Artists for Filipino American History month!! Pt. 2

Pt. 1

I wanted to do more but I've been getting busy recently, so here's what I had so far! Sorry it's been so focused on one group of QSMPers, I live off VOD summaries and clips cause of my schedule ghfjkds. Also, feel free to give me your song reccs too!!

Etoiles - Bata, Dahan-Dahan, IV of Spades, 2019 (X)

Bata, dahan-dahan

Kid, tread carefully

Sa mundong kinagagalawan

Look around at the world you live in

Pagmasdan ang larawan

Look at the picture 

Ng hitsurang nagmamalakas

of the person who acts strong

‘Di pwedeng mabulag

Don’t become blinded

Makinig sa tamang tinig

Listen to the right voice

Wala kang mapapala

You won’t gain anything

Sa taong walang kahulugan

From someone with no meaning

Badboyhalo - Kalachuchi, Munimuni, 2019 (X)

O alam ko na wala ng masayang

Oh I know there’s no joy

Nangyayari sa buhay mo

happening in your life

Tila ika'y multong walang kulay

it seems like you’re ghost with no color

Nanlalamig, namumutla

being cold, becoming pale

Namamatay, naghihingalo

dying, fading away. 

Tallulah - Raining in Manila, Lola Amour, 2023 (X)

It's been raining in Manila, hindi ka ba nilalamig?

It’s been raining in Manilla, aren’t you you feeling cold?

And it's been raining in Manila, hindi ka ba nilalamig?

It’s been raining in Manilla, aren’t you you feeling cold?

But, if it's raining in Manila, hindi kita maririnig

But if it’s raining in Manilla, I won’t be able to hear you

 (Nakahiga, mag-isang nanginginig)

(Lying down, shivering by myself)

So, I'll be waiting in Manila kahit di ka na babalik

So, I’ll be waiting in Manila, even if you’re not coming back

[thecoddaughter]

4Halo song breakdown, "i just want to be your princess"

I am obsessed with Gilanares and could write so many song breakdown of characters to her songs (I already have other ones planned). I've been waiting months to use this song for something and it finally got released! Breakdown below the line!

I’m sensitive, I’m a jealous bitch

Forever and bad fighting / forever looking at bad in his duck/skeppy onesies

And I get so anxious that I start to itch

when Cell went missing and Forever took up leadership of the order

I’m batshit or dramatic but I’m not sure which

Just him being dramatic, idk bro

And I think I just felt the simulation glitch

TikTak, clocks are ticking!

I’m too high for this, but don't you snitch

The happy pills, talking to Pac

“Nothing like them other f------s I could make you rich”

Him in his president’s sash

Do I make you scared? Do I make you twitch?

Talking to bad during the ‘marriage proposal’

I just wanna be your princess

I just wanna be your princess

Holding bad’s hand, desperately

I wanna be hardcore

His reflection next to etoiles and cellbit

I wanna be far more

Than whatever I actually am

Sitting alone in his office

And I think that even if I got

Everything that I want

Vision of marrying Bad with Richas there

I’d still figure out a way to stay sad

Vision turns into him crying alone

I never said I was perfect, I’ve made mistakes

Political argument with bad

When I feel real nervous I get the shakes

Pointing a gun at phil, yelling about the clocks

And my mind moves fast and my stomach aches

And I bend my brain until it breaks

Downing more happy pills to make things ‘better’

Oh and even if it kills me

I’ll seek out whatever thrills me

Placing mines beneath him and bad

I just wanna be your princess

I just wanna be your princess

Holding phil’s hand, desperately

My heads in the clouds, my moon is in leo

Standing back to back with foolish, I feel like they can be seen as parallels of very different sides of the story, also this line connects nothing to forever so idk what else to do

And I tried to wage a war against my worries, kill my ego

But I couldn’t, and that’s okay

Forever in the cage, in the hospital bed

You like me better when I’m broken anyway

Waking up and finding bad again

This last part is special cuz I see it has a bad/forever argument

Forever: Don’t tell me you’re sorry

Bad: Don’t tell me you care

Forever: Don’t tell me you want me

Bad: You know that’s not fair

Forever: Don’t tell me I’m lovely. Don’t tell me you love me!

Bad: When you’re the one responsible for this mess

Forever: And all I ever wanted was to be your princess. All I ever wanted was to be your princess...

[poltergeist-coffee]

Heyy, it's me again

The one and only

🍽️ ANON

Kameto coming back yesterday was the most unexpected thing

And he's a spy???

In any case, we also got favela interactions:D

Bagi was going to show her secret base only to Pac(It didn't expect to like their dynamic so much) but then Cellbit just going "let's go together" was so funny and Kameto just coming and distracted them from the discussion and someone on Pac's chat just said "KAMETO LEAVE I WANT TO SEE THE FIGHT"

And Pac stole the tvs when they were leaving that place where they found Kameto

That's my streamer

Oh yeah, and Forever somehow got along into the ride to go to Bagi's secret base

B: "Apparently my brother liked chess and worms"

F: "I like chess but I don't like worms"

C: "I like chess and I like worms but I'm not your brother"

He's not beating the sibling allegations

And there was Pac who was: "I don't like neither"

(And right now Bagi is trying to get rid of a considerable amount of milk and I don't even know where it come from

She's going to be lactose intolerant after drinking that amount of milk)

Now, stopping my rambling for a moment, do you have any Favela six + Richas(and perhaps the honorary brazilians) headcanons?

(Or insane duo cuz you slightly looks like that you like them, y'know, just very slightly ashuksksks)

- 🍽️

HELLO!! YEAH YESTERDAYS STREAM WAS KINDA CRAZY KWMKNFIJS what a twist for kameto to come back as a federation spy!! tbh i’m vv excited to see what he does and all the devious things he can get up too >:3c esp since he has etoiles like- etoiles is someone everyone trusts so is etoikes trusts kameto then i feel like kameto is just going to get whatever knowledge he wants you know? it will be so easy for him

pac never stopped being a thief <33 hell yeah king take all those tv monitors or whatever collect that shit

I LOVED THE CONVO OF BAGI TRYING TO ASK CELLBIT THINGS FROM HER BOOK TO SEE IF HES HER BROTHER KMAKNVJND cellbit didn’t even question it he’s like alright q&a time what do you want to know maknkfnkja

i will ramble about some Favela Six hcs under the cut for anyone interested in them >:3c also!! anon i don’t like insaneduo what makes you think that i like them <- lying

my personal hc for q!cellbit is that he’s a phantom OR maybe just a silly human who’s incredibly deranged… (i don’t want him to be a catboy as much as i think it fits him bc i remember cc!cellbit saying he isn’t super fond of it. idc that people do this is just a me thing aknfjhjsn)

mayhaps he and bagi are both humans…

q!mike to me is a creeper and he is terrified of cats (cellbit) and will make the creeper hissing sound (like about to explode) when under a lot of stress

he and pac have matching earrings :)) like they have two sets of earrings one green and one blue but they both share it? like pac has one green and one blue earring!! so mike has the other pair to the set

qforever is trans (to me) and a werewolf and you can’t convince me otherwise. he is so dogboy coded it’s fucking insane he is a werewolf and you can’t convince me otherwise

qpac is not human but i don’t know what he is specially… haven’t come up with it yet… i just know he can’t be human…

oh and qfelps ofc is a magma cube <33 my fav ever

i think that before the insaneduo divorce arc qforever would go to the order base very often and just fall asleep in there while cellbit worked

i remember seeing a clip of him saying the office and the music cellbit played there was very comforting to him so he often goes there if he can’t sleep at night and curls up on the couch falling asleep to the sound of cellbit typing away on his keyboard u-u

i feel like richas has multiple bedroom everywhere. like all his parents have their own homes and he can sleep there so every mornign all the brazilians will text each other like “who had richas? who’s taking care of him today?” you know??

when richas meets bagi i believe strongly that he would steal one of her extra hats and wear it around + brag to everyone like he has SO MANY DADS and also TWO MOMS!! which is more moms then most of the eggs u-u he continues to remain unmatched in “having the most parents” department

i think after richas helped forever build the ocean (i’m sorry i don’t remember the name) with forever he was sort of sick of sand/beaches in general for a while MKANJHCIJLAM he shakes his head and sand is flying EVERYWHERE

richas is also wearing his jersey backwards and no one has yet to make a comment about it to him

richas would carry around markers/pens with him at all times and when he’s bored he’d doodle on his arms or legs + anyone he’s with who lets him (his favorite person to draw on is forever only because forever acts super annoyed about it and chases him around)

i like the idea of all the streamers chats taking the form of an animal or something like that so i don’t think it’s uncommon to see a bunch of diff animals around the favela or richas just hanging out with one another :))

i think it might be canon that qfelps can marry people?? like that job?? he can officiate weddings?? if it’s not them i’m sorry fanon got to me but he totally officiated qinsaneduos wedding on that boat they crashed

qfelps can NOT drive a boat he can’t even GO IN WATER!! WHY WOULD THEY LET HIM DRIVE THE BOAT!! HIS WHIMSY WAS TOO GREAT!!

okay i think that’s enough for now MKANHFJNSK thanks for listening <33

[shikai-the-storyteller]

QSMP PURGATORY FINALE

Liveblogging Phil's POV - Part 2

[ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 ]

Ok, I’m switching back to Phil’s VOD again for now. Anyways, back to existential horrors.

A rare thank you from the WHAT

This frickin Eye thing is quiet too.

The Eye: Do you desire to leave? I think your place is much better at my side. OHOHOHO THE LORE IMPLICATIONS, I’M *THRIVING*

OH FFS, MULTIPLE BOMBS

BUT THE EGGS

Yeah alright, ElQuackity is gonna be stuck, that’s not surprising.

Of course Dapper is the first Egg that gets through, LMFAO

Tallulah telling Phil to go, oh boy maybe Dapper is the only Egg they get back for now

Fit: I’m not leaving you, Ramon. Me: *HEART SHATTERS*

OF COURSE THEY GET A DISASTER RN

OH NO THE ENTIRE BUILDING IS FALLING DOWN ON THEM OH FRICK

FOOLISH POPPED A TOTEM?

Dang the admins want them OUT out NOOOOO the Eggs got warped away. That’s probably for the best, Phil and Fit and half the parents wouldn’t have left otherwise.

LETS GO DID THEY GET RICHARLYSON? q!ETOILES YOU LEGEND I COULD KISS YOU

Oh Richarlyson wasn’t meant to get out LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO, that was a fantastic blooper

Ok but in-universe, I’m just imagining Etoiles being such a badass he just automatically punches the barrier to try and get through to the Eggs, and because he uses his glitched corrupted code-arm, he’s somehow able to reach and grab Richarlyson, but it isn’t enough to keep Richarlyson from getting warped away. This is how I imagine that scene playing out.

Noooo Cellbit running back after seeing Etoiles’ message.

Etoiles: I tried my best… Cellbit: No he didn’t, no he didn’t…

Bruh :((((

I know I expected to only get one Egg but that still sucks

Thank you QSMP for sending the coordinates in the chat, they WOULD have spent the next 3 hours searching for it and trying to get everyone to go to the same spot

Baghera: I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY CHILD AGH……….. :(((((

METEOR LETSGO I mean, oh nooo (sarcastic) I’m sorry, the meteor is just suc a cool disaster

Tubbo: Do you still have your wings? Phil: Yes. Tubbo: And lasso? Phil: Yes. Tubbo: GET ME OUT OF HERE. MAN WHAT A COOL CONVO, GREAT IDEA, ADMINS PLEASE LET THEM DO IT IT WOULD BE SO COOL VISUALLY

LETSGOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SICK AS HELL

I CANT FRICKIN BELIEVE I DIDNT GET TO SEE THIS LIVE

Phil saying he’s not sure if they’re gonna make it because his wings are weak, AGH MAN THIS IS GETTING ME SO EMOTIONAL

I know the timer is there to incentivize them to hurry up but I DO think it would be funny if half of them just didn’t make it to the boat in time and the admins were like “Frick. Roll the (inevitable) animatic anyways.”

QSMP: YOU HAVE 4 MINUTES TO ESCAPE. THANK YOU MAXIMUS FOR DETONATING YOUR ILLEGAL BOMB, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD THREATEN ME BUT NOW YOU’RE ALL JUST IN DANGER. GOOD LUCK. This guy is so frickin petty.

Phil: 43 seconds left on my elytra… THIS IS SO SAD MAN

I hope they make it in time, MAN THIS IS SO COOL

OH GOOD THEY GOT TO THE BOAT IN TIME

Oh man, and Phil slowly circling down so Tubbo doesn’t get hurt.

THREE SECONDS LEFT DANG THEY REALLY CUT IT CLOSE

FIT HAS HIS ELYTRA TOO LETS GOOOOOO Fit saying it’s a genius idea and saying that’s a great way to rescue more people. I love that so much.

LMAO that would be frickin hilarious if the meteor hit the boat

Love that Eye dude is letting them escape on a luxury cruise ship LMFAO I cannot take this dude seriously I’m sorry

This makes me think of the SS whatever that was in Pokemon Crystal

LMAO SLIME TRYING TO RP AS A CAPTAIN ANNOUNCER AND ROIER CURSING HIM OUT

How the frick did they lose the ENTIRE team LMFAO

I’m so glad I put on 

Fit was able to save Bagi at least. Agh.

2h 10m - NOOOO PHIL SAYING THEY SHOULD’VE SAVED DAPPER, MY HEART IS SHATTERED IMAGINING HIS IN A REAL-LIFE SITUATIOn

LMAO “How did he do this without us knowing? How many PHDs does he have?” I LOVE SLIME

“The true end of Purgatory rests solely in my hands” yeah yeah, whatever man

NEW GAMES NEW DISASTERS? PLAYERS?

For the love of god please tell me they don’t have to come back here to save the other Eggs

That eye animation was sick as hell though

NO SO WE DON’T EVEN SEE OUR ISLAND??? ARE THEY NOT GONNA SHOW US OUR ISLAND?? FFS PLEASE QSMP I NEED TO KNOW WE WONT BE STUCK IN PURGATORY AGAIN

Etoiles: Not Purgatory 2, man…

I swear if they actually do Purgatory again I’m quitting QSMP and deleting my entire QSMP archive

(This is a joke but I AM frickin dipping if we have to go back to Purgatory, that sucked so bad)

Awh, Etoiles saying he glitched out and that’s why he was able to see Richarlyson :(((

Tubbo trying to gaslight them, Tubbo please we all saw the video, but it doesn’t matter because all the rules and Eye commentary videos were confusing

I do genuinely wonder if that really WAS RNG though. Man…..

PFTTT NOT ETOILES BEING LIKE “Hey didn’t Maximus kill all the Eggs with that bomb.”

“HOW DID HE BUILD THAT?” have you considered that Maximus is just built different, Tubbo?

Why is Maximus’ ass a lore-relevant conversation MULTIPLE times. Bruh.

Yeah they’re talking about having to go back to Purgatory. If they have to go back I actually don’t think I’ll watch it. Or at least, like I said in the beginning, I’ll only watch Phil’s POV. I tried to enjoy it as much as I could, but that entire thing for 2 weeks was way too long. I block a lot of stuff and try to avoid Twitter, but even then I saw a lot of the negative fandom stuff, and how it affected different streamers. I think everyone – CCs and fans included – got burnt out by Purgatory. I know it wasn’t designed to appeal to me personally, and I acknowledge that, but I’m still sharing my thoughts because this is a liveblog (and this is also my post on my blog, lmao). There were moments where I had fun in Purgatory, sure, but I don’t want to experience any of that again. Like, I give the Election debates a lot of crap, but at least there were only 3 of them and at least they weren’t 2 weeks long.

Right now, my thinking is that if players DO have to go back to Purgatory, it will be optional, and hopefully the admins will completely revamp how Purgatory was designed (which I think will be the case because the Eye mentioned “new games”). I know they tried really hard, and I know the immediate negative feedback from the community was really disappointing and demoralizing for them. I hope they’re motivated to fix things, but even if they did make major changes… I dunno man. I’m so burnt out. I just wanna go back to Quesadilla Island so everyone can return to the storylines and lore they were working on before Purgatory interrupted things. Maybe after a few weeks back on the Island I’ll feel ok enough to watch more Purgatory content, but right now the idea of them having to go back makes me so tired.

Again, this is all just personal complaints, and I love the admins, but I’m just tired lol, and it doesn’t help that I’m staying up late to finish watching this VOD so I won’t fall even more behind than I already have.

Once again, I don’t feel the need to apologize for complaining about these things since this is my blog and these are genuine feelings I’m having rn. There are definitely MANY things that need to be improved about Purgatory if they want players to return there someday, but despite all that I want to emphasize that I still appreciate the admins and the work they do.

EDIT: WAIT NEVERMIND I JUST SAW THE TWEET, THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE THING THEY COULD"VE DONE. I almost wish I played Minecraft now.

Quackity + QSMP team thank you for dropping this tweet, this 100% changed my opinion of the Purgatory ending thank you.

[ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 ]

[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments for ur consideration :] @etoilesbienne @icockeatpanda @jahanmp4

eng transcript below:

[Video Transcript:

(First clip plays.)

Antoine: Look at what’s written in the heart, dude.

Etoiles: Holy shit, it’s you and me, dude!

Antoine: Oh yeah, A + E, dude

(overlapping) Etoiles: Antoine and Etoiles. Dude, holy shiiiit

Etoiles: Hey all that is destiny, dude

Antoine: I’m the one who did it in the hopes of stumbling across it on Geoguessr one day

Etoiles: Fuck, and after all these years you’ve finally realised your objective

Antoine: And yeah, dude….

Etoiles: peepoShy, as we say

(Second clip plays.)

Etoiles: Where are you, Antoine?

Antoine: I’m on— I’m on the blue level of the TDM (Tour de Merde)

Etoiles: Where are you, darling? I’m coming

Antoine: The blue level of the TDM

Florence: No but he’s horny, Rayou, tonight

Bagz: But Rayou— he arrived— he arrived (to the stream) saying, “I’m exhausted’, and he’s really in shape!

Antoine: He just wants to fuck, Rayou, tonight. He wants to fuck so badly tonight

Etoiles: But I said ‘darling’!

(overlapping) Bagz: In ‘Just Fucking’ (as a Twitch stream category)

Etoiles: No but I hate you all, bro

(Third clip plays.)

Antoine: I want to vape but I can’t

Etoiles: Vape my ass, dude

Antoine: Wow, what the fuck? What—

(Fourth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Well I don’t know what my favourite party is, is it the one where we played the capitals game? Or—

Antoine: Or the one where I sucked you off? Oh, no, sorry. No, you were saying? Yeah

Etoiles: That one— that one was crazy

(overlapping) Antoine: Sorry, my bad

(Fifth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Antoine I just looked at the camera, you’re incredibly handsome, dude

Antoine: Really?

Etoiles: Yeah. You have a cool look about you

Zerator: You mean, as opposed to normal?

Etoiles: Yeah, because usually you’re disgusting but here, honestly… I find you very fuckable tonight

Antoine: Well, thanks so much dude

(Sixth clip plays.)

Etoiles: Me, I’ve never cried. The only time I’ve had water on my face is when I’ve showered

Antoine: When I performed a facial on you too, no?

Florence: Oh nooooo. No but I respect it, you guys do what you want

Etoiles: Actually it’s not water it’s sperm

Antoine: In sperm there’s water, dude

(Cuts to a later portion of the same stream.)

Etoiles: Y’know you’re only gross with me, with your other friends you don’t make jokes like that

Antoine: That’s true. I don’t know why I’m like this with you. Maybe I should be asking myself questions, bro. I don’t know!

end Video Transcript.]

[bloomboxygo]

And here I am again! This chapter is set AFTER CHAPTER 49 of A Blossoming Legato. Just making it clear now.

So yeah, this one's a bit shorter than most of my chapters, admittedly. I'll play looser with these side chapters and stories, and that includes the lengths. I hope you won't mind.

Comments and Criticisms are appreciated, as always!

Characters in this chapter: Bloom Diva the Melodious Choir, Yuzu Hiiragi, Yuya Sakaki, Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon - Now including Performapals! - Spoilery new Monsters as well (from Chapter 49)

“Every time I look at this Card… I struggle to believe it even exists. Yet somehow, many trusted friends, Monsters, and others believe I deserve this. I just can’t help but feel it’s too grand for me, but… Here I am.

I’ve become Etoile, and I now stand fully with my Melodious, as their Ace Monster.

It still feels unreal… Don’t you think so, Yuya?”

The sun had set down, leading Maiami City to an end of yet another serene day, and You Show School past a joyous school session. As the tales of Yuya and Yuzu and the ideals of Entertainment Dueling spread across the city and its surroundings, more and more children gathered to a new age of Duelists bonding with their Monsters. It proved to be a fun yet tiring day for Yuya and Yuzu, as well as their aces, and they would share a moment of respite and thoughts before returning to their homes. Bloom Diva and Odd-Eyes would observe them, and while the pinkette was still a bit unsure of her newfound role and being, she would be reassured by Yuya’s proud smile and sentiment… Which the Choir also shared.

“In a way… It was destined to become like this. I could ask no less for my Maestra. I could not be any more gratified by her presence.”

“It sure is fantastic that Yuzu joined your ranks like this! I really think she’ll do great!” Odd-Eyes would communicate with the Choir as their Duelists had their moment. “That also means she can be with you in the Spirit World?”

“Well yes, yet it is unwise to do so carelessly.” Bloom Diva then explained. “She falls unconscious in this world to enter in ours. As such, she was hardly able to meet us during the day thus far.”

“Huh… So you’re worried that something might happen to her in the real world while she’s with you?”

“Precisely, however unlikely that might be. However, just like us Monsters, she feels a sensation whenever either her body or her Card is touched. At least it gives her a warning…”

“Well, that’s good at least! If you find out new stuff, don’t hesitate to tell me! Or anything at all that involves her! We gotta prepare so our boy can get the welcome he deserves!”

“Naturally!” Bloom Diva reassured the Dragon with a tender smile. “I may only imagine your meeting will be as joyous as ours! I truly want all of you to enjoy it at your fullest!”

“OH, you're SO right! Every single one of us wants to thank him for all that he’s done! We even tried to OH-” Odd-Eyes stopped when he noticed Yuya was about to pull a Card out of his hand, and managed to instantly identify as the Choir asked:

“Uh, what is the matter? Yuya seems to be…”

“Tell Yuzu about what I meant to say! Oh, strap in and listen to the conversation, this is gonna be good!”

While the Aces were having their talk, Yuya was also proudly reassuring Yuzu after she expressed her thoughts on being Etoile.

“No, I don’t think that’s crazy, Yuzu! Z-ARC and Ray had become Monsters too, didn’t they? So it’s not impossible that you could become one too. You were doing your best out there, and you deserved it.

Also, this outfit really suits you!”

“Aw, stop it!” Yuzu laughed at that last part. “I don’t think I would have ever imagined looking like this! Look at me, it’s like Mikiyo decided to go for a floral theme!

But…” She looked once more at Etoile’s card art, noticing little familiar details that are reminiscent of her own life and adventure, as well as one of Yuya’s… And tenderly concluded with: “You’re not wrong. It even felt natural back as I was like this in the Spirit World. It’s not as clunky as it seems.”

“I wonder what I’ll look like when I join Odd-Eyes and the others!” Yuya then wondered: “The Odd-Eyes, the Magicians and the Performapals should be all there together, right? What do you think I’d become?”

“That’s really a good question…” Yuzu then speculated. “Probably Odd-Eyes, since Bloom Diva told me that our thoughts resonated as she called me to the Spirit World and dueled Z-ARC. Maybe that’s how you’ll get to them all in the first place. Maybe you and your Monsters could work together for it somehow?”

“You know, I don’t think you can just do that. You see… Odd-Eyes and the others kind of tried already, unknowingly.”

“Oh? They tried already… Unknowingly? What did they do?”

“Well… I need to show you this first!” Yuya then reached for his own Deck and swiftly pulled a Pendulum Card and showed it to Yuzu. It showed a fully shadowed figure standing proudly on top of a wired platform from which a dazzling light show background projected, and that figure became immediately familiar to the Pinkette, taking her completely aback.

“Y-Yuya? Is that… Actually you?”

“Not really! But this was made by Odd-Eyes and the others, kinda like Bloom Diva and you made Etoile… With a little help! I’ll explain!”

To a confused Yuzu and bewildered Bloom Diva, Yuya would then recite the short little tale of a little, yet grand gift.

DUEL SPIRITS’ WORLD - ???

“All right, the hay did the hair just perfectly! The arms are in position and… This should be good!”

At the top of a metal platform, a purple-haired, twin-tailed, crowned young girl with a purple and black attire with a cape and a small book tied to a necklace was fixing, with a giant glove on a stick with surprisingly stunning dexterity, a humanoid dummy figure made out of stage props, with green and red colored hay made to be styled like Yuya’s hair. She made sure it was all sticking together with collants she grabbed out of thin air with her glove on a stick. She tested them out and blew on them, and they didn’t budge an inch, resulting in the girl clapping gladly for a job well done. Odd-Eyes had been there for a bit to assess her progress.

“Fantastic work, Helpprincess! Looks like the body’s all done! My only question is… From the angle we’re taking, would Yuya’s goggles stand out?”

“Hmm… I don’t know, because they’re mostly stuck in his hair anyway! But I have a proposal!” Helpprincess then summoned her trusty pink phone horn and stuck it right in the middle of the figure’s head, surprising the Dragon with a mix of bafflement and awe.

“I don’t know what you were on about… But if this works… You rock!”

“Tee-hee! All it took was imagining it as a purely black figure! I’m 100% sure it’ll work! Now, I just need the final touc-”

As the Helper was talking, she was interrupted by a howl from another trusty companion of Yuya, Silverclaw, who announced Hip Hippo’s grand entrance, complete with a jacket in his mouth that he was quick to bring to the Dragon.

“Excellent timing, Hip Hippo!” Odd-Eyes lent his horn to catch the jacket as Hip Hippo ran by, and he kept swinging it until he produced enough momentum to be able to fling it into the air so that the Princess could catch it with her stick. It would only take a moment for her to put the jacket in its proper position as Hip Hippo ran up Odd-Eyes’ tail, torso, then head to have a better look, and made a cry of approval in which Odd-Eyes joined!

“FANTASTIC! Since the wind’s also set up, I guess we’re ready to try this out! You can come down!”

“I can’t wait to see how it looks! WEEEE!” Helpprincess jumped off the platform and Odd-Eyes prepared his torso to be a slide and lowered his head so Hip Hippo could jump off of it. It made for a really fun ride for the girl, but she inadvertently struck Odd-Eyes to the back of his head with her stick afterwards, but he shook it off harmlessly and all had a laugh afterwards, but Helpprincess’ was a nervous one.

“Sorry! I was caught up in it all… This is going to be our message to Yuya, and I’m so excited for how it will turn out!”

“Hehe… If anything, I love that you’re so excited about this! I bet Yuya can feel it from here!” Odd-Eyes responded, with a confused look from Hip Hippo as a reply, to which the Dragon continued: “Well, if not now, definitely when the show’s starting! My eyes will be 100% focused on this! I gotta make sure our boy will have it clear!”

Just then, three more figures have come from the inside of the tower: a purple tapir balloon like creature, a tiger with a march drummer’s outfit, and a dark blue firefly with a bow-tie. The tiger first saluted the Dragon, who responded with:

“Ah, Salutiger! I assume everything’s all in check! Fireflux, you must have charged up the lighting, right?” At that point, the insect saluted and nodded in response, and the Dragon nodded back. “And Inflater Tapir, are the windboxes ready to go?” The balloon did a backflip in the air as a response, which Odd-Eyes took as a yes.

“All right! It looks like we’re ready and raring to- uh?” Just then, he turned around to see a very familiar face, a white and green haired friend of his with Magician’s robes, who was distracted by the setup that the Performapals had put out.

“Um… Am I interrupting something there, what is the-”

“Z-AAAAARC!” Odd-Eyes rushed towards his friend, inadvertently tackling Helpprincess and making her spin around, rendering her woozy for a second. That face was unfamiliar to her, but the name surely wasn’t.

“Wait… That Z-ARC?!” She exclaimed in worry, and Hip Hippo joined in, but they were quickly tranquilized by the sight of Odd-Eyes nuzzling up to his original master, who repaid in kind by hugging his head and petting it.

“Hey, Odd-Eyes…! It’s been a while, I know!” Z-ARC then calmed down alongside his Dragon and explained. “You see, Ray and I have been traveling around this world after we separated and I made you meet Yuya. We discovered A LOT of cool locations, even completely new ones… Born by the power of Pendulum!”

“Pendulum?! You mean, the thing that changed me and gave me all these orbs!?” Odd-Eyes swiftly asked. “It’s so cool that it can do even that! But wait… You two have been traveling together? Where is Ray?”

“Ray’s caught wind of a… Certain festival that her descendants’ Ace Monsters are holding.”

“Wait, THAT festival?!” Helpprincess barged into the conversation. “I really wanted to meet all these ladies myself after hearing about them from Odd-Eyes, maybe get some tips for our shows! But as far as we know, it’s far away…”

“Moreover, aren’t you with her?” The Dragon asked, to which his Master replied:

“She insisted on joining them first, and on calling me when it’s time… So while she’s doing that, I took the opportunity to give you a visit, knowing you’re here. Ray can’t come, she’s all about a certain experiment she’s trying to pull right now. That girl really hasn’t lost the knack for these. 

Speaking of…” Now his attention was directed to the Yuya dummy, which he now recognized and was interested in: “You did all of that to put a Yuya figurine on that platform? What are you trying to pull?”

“We’re giving Yuya a show just for him!” The Helper exclaimed. “We wanted to let him know just how much he means to us! By making Odd-Eyes see that show clearly, he can show it to Yuya in the other world, and POOF!”

“I instructed them a bit on how to make it because of how I can communicate it to Yuya! He’ll have that glorious image of himself burned in his memory! Because that’s how he is to us!”

“Very interesting… Very interesting indeed!” Z-ARC then had a lightbulb in his mind. “You wouldn’t mind if I also saw that show, would you?”

“You don’t even need to ask! We do the opposite of minding when it comes to our friends!”

With Odd-Eyes’ response, everything was set for the show to start. The whole of the Performapal tribe, as well as the Odd-Eyes, gathered in front of the platform to prepare to witness the marvel that Odd-Eyes and his trusted helpers put forth.

And so it was that the dazzling spectacle was for everyone to see. The placement of the Yuya dummy worked to perfection, with the wind bellowing from below making that figure look like he was an alive silhouette, all obscured and contrasting the dazzling light show during which various members of the Performapal crew were created in colorful drawings of light, imbuing the sky, as well as the walls that were made to look like the buildings of Maiami City that Yusho himself swung in between as he performed his shows. Overall, it was a light show imprinted into everyone’s memory, with everyone cheering for Yuya, except Odd-Eyes, who despite trying to concentrate, remained starstruck by it all, with this image burned into his memory…

And Z-ARC remaining silent, focusing on a mysterious sensation he felt… A mysterious, swinging sensation which told him the power of Pendulum was at work.

And so… He felt something new was created.

“Hey, it worked!”

“What worked?” Odd-Eyes got distracted by Z-ARC, but the latter reassured him.

“Don’t worry… Once you’ll join Yuya again, you’ll find out! Let’s say you’ve left a present that he’ll never forg-

AH!” Z-ARC suddenly stopped in his tracks, and shortly after it really looked like he was in a hurry. “Ahm, gotta go! Ray’s calling me!”

“Ray’s calling you NOW?!” Odd-Eyes couldn’t help being shocked. “We’re almost done here, I-”

“Nope, sorry, gotta duel! I’ll have you hear why later bye-!” And Z-ARC suddenly rushed towards a portal, confusing the Monsters nearby, especially the Dragon…

“...did he just say duel?”

STANDARD DIMENSION - YOU SHOW DUEL SCHOOL

“So that’s how it all happened?” Yuzu asked, struck by the story, then recalled: “And Z-ARC mentioned that Ray wanted to conduct an experiment… Which is exactly what she did with Bloom Diva!

And the connections between us and our Monsters…

How much we want to meet one another…

How grateful we are to one another…

As it was for me and Etoile, that message as Duelist Extraordinaire is what happens when we reach out to each other hard enough…”

“That’s more or less like it, as we understood.” Yuya responded gladly. “Because you and Bloom Diva wanted to prove that you hadn’t lost hope yet, you thought both of that and you came out as Etoile! Maybe there’s also some other thing… But really, not even Z-ARC and Ray know. We don’t need to think too hard about it!”

Bloom Diva, instead of thinking about what that Card implied, was more so moved by the sincere and kind message Odd-Eyes and the Performapals wanted to tell, and the lengths they went through in order to convey it. She couldn’t help tearing up a little bit.

“What a wonderful message… Your adoration and dedication is worthy of the highest, most sincere praise!”

WHOMP!

“Ain’t it mad sweet?!” Odd-Eyes exclaimed so as he unexpectedly smacked Bloom Diva’s back with his tail, meaning it to be a good natured pat. “Even Z-ARC came to give that message with this! I can’t help but feel real good about it. It was a job very well done by all!”

“Well, eh… No doubt, such an outcome would fill you with pure joy… All deserved after such hard work!” The Choir shrugged it off after a tiny bit, understanding the message, although she felt a bit of a sting from it… “Pardon me, could you not find another way to do that gesture?”

“Can’t do much with these tiny arms! A dragon’s gotta improvise!” Odd-Eyes shrugged, and the Fairy gently patted him on the back as a sign of understanding.

With all these explanations, these recollections, and the Monsters’ antics, Yuzu returned to observe the Card and couldn’t help being a bit worried.

“Still, with all of that, you haven’t managed to join your Monsters like I did…”

“Eh, it’s no biggie!” Yuya responded without a hint of worry, attracting the pinkette’s attention. “I know that my Monsters are my friends, and I’ll be their friend forever and always! Also, I have Odd-Eyes with me! I’m no longer fearful, Yuzu… I’m no longer alone and I know I’ll never be.”

This pleasantly surprised Yuzu, who asked a bit of a backhanded question:

“That’s a bit funny coming from you, huh?”

“Eh?!” While the guy wondered if he said something wrong, she clarified:

“You’ve changed, haven’t you? Back then when all this began, you were… Ah, I’ll just say it. You didn’t take it well when something didn’t go your way regarding your Monsters, or Pendulum, such as when Reiji created Pendulums of his own, or you couldn’t reunite with Odd-Eyes while I could with Bloom Diva. No matter the situation, whenever something was wrong, or taken from you… It hurt you. It made you feel like you weren’t worthy of it somehow.

But here you are just not worrying about this at all! It’s like the news of me being with my Monsters now only made you happier and more hopeful!”

“I’ll admit, you’re right, but that was the Yuya of the past!” Yuya reassured her happily. “You getting to that point first means I just need to try harder! No use cowering, I know Odd-Eyes and I can do this!

After all, the goal remains to make people happy with my Entertainment Dueling, and that doesn’t really change with that. That only means I can go even higher! Or a different direction entirely, who knows! I’ll just have to take it in stride and press forward!”

“Yuya… I’m really proud of you.” Yuzu told him these simple yet impactful words, only showing a sincere smile for what Yuya demonstrated, and Bloom Diva and Odd-Eyes too were drawn by Yuya’s words with nothing but glad pride in their faces. The pinkette then flared up a little.

“Well, that means our rivalry’s renewed!”

“Uh… Oh, of course it is!” Yuya took a second to recollect himself. “You’re ready to go more than ever as well!”

“Yeah, it was I who was in a bit of a block lately…” Yuzu admitted. “And it didn’t feel great. I tried hard to not let it bother me, but it did. It’s a bit hard to keep up with your Entertainment Dueling if you’re growing stale.

But deep down, I had full belief that we wouldn’t. In the end, our efforts paid off, and we’ll keep going higher. Right, Bloom Diva?”

“Undeniably, Yuzu!” What was the Choir’s response to Yuzu was accompanied by a strong nod that Yuya and Odd-Eyes could understand easily.

“Count me in then!” The boy forwarded his hands so that the Pinkette and he would shake it firmly, and with grit. “Let’s grow our Entertainment Dueling to new heights!”

“Let’s, Yuya! This is a promise I made to the Melodious, my friends, your father, and you. I intend to keep it!”

At that last lovely exchange, Bloom Diva swiftly got to the point and held her hand forward to meet Odd-Eyes’. “Our Masters’ words also apply to us. Even as we may contest each other, let our lives and shows be a crescendo of inspiration, talent, and joy!”

“Y’all couldn’t have said it any better! We’re SO IN!” Odd-Eyes, with some effort, shook hands with the Choir for this promise. It was almost mirrored to Yuya and Yuzu’s handshake, albeit the latter had started to form more tender via both hands being held to one another…

“Bravo! Bravo!”

That was interrupted by Yusho stepping in and applauding the two, and it did shake them a bit, albeit with not much embarrassment. The Monsters would get into position behind their Masters as Yusho approached them all.

“I can easily see and hear that your passion has been reignited! And after the great lengths and ordeals you went through, it’s fantastic to see you this bright!”

“Mr. Sakaki… I know I’ve had some bumps lately, but now… I’ll work harder than ever from now on!” Yuzu reassured with a bow, and the Choir followed.

“No need to stress yourselves!” Yusho replied. “Progress won’t come in a day, after all. Well, your case was a bit sudden… You have truly gone even further beyond in terms of being one with your Monsters…”

“Now she’s a superstar amidst the Melodious too!” Shuzo came in shortly after Yusho, and declared: “But superstars need super rest for their hard work. Today was a fantastic school day, and more people are coming than ever! I finished receiving them just now!”

“Principal… I wonder if I can get used to it all.” Yuya remarked. “Back when all of this started, when Ayu, Futoshi, and Tatsuya first came here… It felt like a close family! But it was slowly and slowly extending… And it’s now getting faster than ever!

Oh well, the more people who smile, the better!”

“That’s the spirit! But… We need to close off for the day.” The principal remarked, to which everyone nodded and said their goodbyes, though not before the boy added one last time…

“I’m really happy for you, Yuzu! And you too, Bloom Diva! I’m sure your Pendulum Monsters will make you proud!”

“Well, they made you all teary, so I definitely think so!” The pinkette half-jokingly responded, before adding more tenderly… “Good luck, Yuya. I know you can do it.” Bloom Diva nodded in approval to all of that, and then it was time for the goodbyes…

YUZU’S ROOM (A BIT LATER)

After the school day, a rather tranquil dinner came not too long after, frugal and relaxing. But Yuzu and Shuzo had one other thing in mind before the Pinkette would finally call it a day. 

“Well… Let’s try this out for real this time.” Shuzo started as his daughter sat on her bed. “Say hi to the other Melodious for me, Yuzu!”

“I will, for sure!” Yuzu replied. “It’s nice that I can afford it now, since we don’t have school tomorrow! This’ll be ideal to find out more about this whole thing. I’ll admit, I don’t even know if I’ve actually turned into Etoile.”

“Hmm, why so?”

“I… Feel somewhat different when I see through Etoile’s eyes. I’m much calmer and graceful than I usually am, but at the same time I’m firing up… Just like you usually do, even though I don’t really show it. At least, that’s what I felt like the first time.”

“Well, but the first time you dueled, so of course you wanted to give it your all! That was your big moment!”

“Hmm… You may be right. I’ll tell you more as I find out, and… I’ll be careful. I promise.”

“I know you’ll be alright! Good night, Yuzu!”

“Good night, Dad!”

As they said their goodnights, Yuzu’s thoughts were focused on Etoile herself and her bracelet arm was raised. This led to Yuzu passing out as expected and soundly sleeping. All her dad did was return her arm to its proper position to make her sleep as comfortable as possible. Then… It would be just her, and the Melodious.

DUEL SPIRITS’ WORLD - CONSERVATORY (A BIT EARLIER)

Parallel to the day at You Show School, the day at the Conservatory had also been one of hard, but joyous work. Many Duels to be had, and many songs to be sung, all ending neatly in a relatively quiet evening, shortly after the practice sessions.

Refrain and Couplet were sitting outside, at a part of the garden that was closer to the woods around them, so that they could share a moment together.

“Ahh… Wasn’t this day a ton of fun?” Couplet started, bubbly as ever. “We just met so many people on the other world! The new students at You Show were all so eager!”

“And good too!” Refrain replied, still a bit shocked. “Dang kids were more powerful than I expected.”

“Well, don’t be too surprised! Yuzu’s teacher was a kid, after all!”

“UUUGH!” Refrain grasped her own head in frustration upon hearing that. “Did he really have to come in the middle of the day, duel us, and stop my song with that white-robed nuisance?”

“Refrain, please-” But Couplet’s words were somewhat in vain, as her red-haired companion slumped forward for a bit before trying to recollect herself and breathe in. Upon seeing her recover, the pink-haired continued: “Refrain… I know stuff like that hurts your pride, but it was just a friendly Duel!”

“Friendly Duel or not, one should always give it their all! It’s disrespectful otherwise to the opponent and the audience!”

“OK…” Couplet approached Refrain much more softly now. “You’re right in this, but this shouldn’t mean you should let an obstacle get to you. In these Duels, anything can happen, and we need to press on regardless.”

“I can’t help it…” The redhead calmed down, but still didn’t feel completely at ease. “I know I can do a lot here, so if I end up doing nothing at all…”

“Well… You and I wield the power of Pendulum, after all. It’s a great power, but also a great responsibility because we can support in place of our scripts. 

But I’m sure the Melodious here have gone through many obstacles themselves. It’s all a matter of never giving up, never letting it set in. Simple as that, but… It’s not instant. I know you can do it, Refrain. You’re strong.”

“Yeah… I am strong. Probably it’s because of this… That I feel so weak if something goes wrong.

You’re strong too, Couplet… Don’t you feel the same when your song gets interrupted?”

“Well… I feel a bit bummed for sure, but it’s no biggie! You can get back in the flow the next turn, after all! The flow… You’re fully in it, and nothing can really stop you!”

“The flow… What do you mean-?”As Refrain finally looked up, it seemed as if Couplet got into the flow and started humming to herself while swinging her head side to side gracefully.

“Uh, Couplet?” The redhead tried to call her, but seemingly to no avail.

“Hello?” A Refrain was had, but Couplet kept bobbing peacefully.

“Are you here?!” She was starting to get angry, so she instinctively pinched Couplet’s cheek, making her stop right there.

“Aah! Uh… Sorry… And owie.” The pink-haired finally snapped out of it. “I reminded myself of the Duels we had today… They were just so stimulating!”

“Uh, sorry to have done that.” Refrain humbly apologized to her companion. “But I got… Actually worried for a sec. I know sometimes you act like you’re by yourself, but at least a call would have woken you up.”

“Oh…” Couplet turned quieter as well. “It’s a bit of a tic of mine, but with all these Duels… I lost my train of thought entirely! There was just so much good to process!”

“Don’t worry… I’ll be there to help you.” Refrain finally started smiling. “It’s the least I can do for you, girl. Our Yuzu wants to climb higher to the top and to entertain more people… And I know we’ll be shining together. So… I’m here for you, as you’ve been here for me. Thank you.”

Now that the redhead’s gaze became more tender and relaxed, couplet repaid in kind and held hands with her. “Yes, we’ll do this together! We won’t let anything get to us! With your fire, I know we can all do it!”

“And I know we can, because of your… Bubbliness!” Refrain briefly pinched Couplet’s nose and both had a quick laugh at this before they touched each other’s foreheads in joint gladness. However…

“Refrain, Couplet… My apologies, but we have to receive Yuzu now.”

“Mozarta!” Both Songstresses instantly rose up, and Couplet spoke, a bit flustered. “Sorry that we were a bit away, we just-”

“Needed your moment together? My dears, I know of such a need, and it would be rude for me to stop it. Yet…”

“We’ve got a job to do. Right away!”

With Refrain’s last words, the Songstresses followed the Maestra while holding their respective bracelet hands and nodding. As all felt revitalized after such a day, they were more than ready to enjoy this evening to the fullest.

[ask-eden]

Eden: So... Why exactly... is the Interdimensional Hub... run by... a ABSOL...? TwoToile: That does seem odd... Dysnomia snorts in anger and swishes their tail in distaste. Eden looks over with a displeased expression, sneering a bit at the sylveon. Eden: Well do YOU know why? It’s weird.  Dysnomia: Well. Despite you legendaries being all HIGH AND MIGHTY. SOMETIMES... and just sometimes... a non legendary can be in places of power. OH I know I know. It must be soul crushing to know that your precious legendary position was taken by a mortal :((( How terrible. Eden’s fur begins to puff up in anger and TwoToile lets out a huff. Eden opens his mouth to snap back but is cut off by a sudden flurry of feathers landing in front of them all.

The absol yawns once more, continuing to stretch in front of all of them. TwoToile: .... That doesn’t seem correct. I highly doubt a legendary or mythic would do something of that sort for such a odd reason. Eden: Y-yeah.. There are like... laws and stuff now! Nyx: Yeah. NOW. Key word there sparklenuts. But back in MY day? Man... Legendaries would just do whatever they wanted! It was WILD. Eden: Wh.... Why? What happened? Nyx: Eh I don’t know. Prolly just Etoile going through their teenage phase. Chaos chaos and whatnot. TwoToile: Mmm... So.... Why would... a Hoopa give you eternal life for... “being pretty”? Nyx: I ain’t like how you said pretty in quotations but eh. That was the best way to woo me back in the day. I used to be a power nut yaknow. But eh anyways... She knew that giving me power would certainly get my attention. Dysnomia laughs and trots up to stand next to the absol with a grin Dysnomia: So, have they proposed yet? Nyx: GODS NO. We’ve only been together a few thousand years! That’s a big commitment you know. Plus with all this... NONSENSE going on. She’s been locked up for the time being..... Nyx stares off a bit Nyx: Part of me wishes... I should’ve asked cuz we aren’t sure... of.... The absol looks lost in thought, a sad expression crossing their face. Dysnomia gently places a ribbon on her shoulder, the absol gently rubs her face against the ribbon before sighing and looking back towards TwoToile and Eden Nyx: Anyways. Enough about me. Let’s get you lot sorted then eh?

[sapphicwhxre]

ASTERIA'S 2.5K FOLLOWER FIC REC LIST

i read fics just as much as i write them so here are some of my favourites. tysmsm for this milestone, i love you all <3 quick note: i didn't re-tag anyone if i recommended more than one of your works because of the tag limit.

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hermione granger

tuesdays - @stupxfy

probably one of my all time favs for hermione. it's just so well written and adorable and fluffy and yes.

if i could tell her - @hellounicorn

pining, pining, PINING. the way these emotions and hermione's described is just... art. perfection. there's a happy ending and it is so worth the build up.

darling dearest - @dracolvr

fluffy goodness. read to be hopelessly in love with hermione ─ which, let's be real, we all are.

november rain - @pansydaisy

uhm i love this one sm. it's so simple but amazing ─ everyone has their days like this and having hermione to cure them? it's what everyone needs.

i need more - @15-dogs

i sobbed the first time i read this. it'll break your heart but it's so amazingly written that it's worth the sadness. actual gut wrenching / mindblowing writing.

how the potter girls react to you in lingerie - @pottersanime

the title. need i say more?

honeyed eyes - @minty-malfoy

HEAVEN. being hermione's first kiss as friend? but both of you idiots liking each other? oh my god, sign me up.

hugging her from behind - @pastanest

again, the title. read to feel 🥺💙

grey days - @pepperimps01

PANSMIONE 😌😌 it's angsty with a happy ending and i love it sm. this does such a perfect job of capturing pansy and hermione's relationship growing and having its ups and downs with just a few paragraphs. honestly so good

grenade - @hellounicorn

another one that'll make your heart shatter. but in the best way. these are the fics i live for where the you can't help but feel like it's really happening to you and hermione and god it's so fucking powerful. underrated writing right here in general. and also pansmione is the loml so it hurts in that way.

honeybees - @pansydaisy

fluffy aesthetic heaven.

lead the way - @teacup-tai

more pansmione but this is pure filthy thinking and satisfies all the sexual tension dreams pansmione shippers have.

two queens in a king sized bed - @shysneeze

domestic christmas morning with hermione and it's angelic.

would you still love me if i turned into a worm? - @minty-malfoy

one of those blurbs i never imagined i'd read or love so much. not to mention it's spot on and adorable.

pansy parkinson

right and wrong - @starrkidmalfoy

a first kiss and the overdone trope that i will never get sick of, the bitch who's soft only for you. the descriptions in this are perfection and the writing is beautiful <3

messed up - @writseo

toxic, messed up love fics will be the death of me. insane how well you captured it all and i just yes damn fucking props.

pansy parkinson imagine - @moonlight-imagines

*screams* THE BEST FRIEND BANTER + THE ENDING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ─ I SCREAMED WHEN I FIRST READ THIS. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT.

dating pansy would include - @lotsoffandomimagines

ABSOLUTE POWER COUPLE SHIT and to this day, pansy saying "jealous much?" when being scolded for pda remains iconic.

grey days - @pepperimps01

as i said before: PANSMIONE 😌😌 it's angsty with a happy ending and i love it sm. this does such a perfect job of capturing pansy and hermione's relationship growing and having its ups and downs with just a few paragraphs. honestly so good

new rules - @silversslytherin

excuse me this is immaculate ─ pansy is the best friend and the second you see that she's also the best s/o, you're done for. perfection.

study "dates" - @turning-dreams-into-chaos

the title is self explanatory and this whole thing is fluffy heaven <3

how the potter girls react to you in lingerie - @pottersanime

read the title, thank me later.

lead the way - @teacup-tai

more pansmione but this is pure filthy thinking and satisfies all the sexual tension dreams pansmione shippers have.

traitor - @hufflepuff-writings

a masterpiece where pansy chooses the wrong side in the battle of hogwarts. this ties up so well and the writing is so powerful.

back alley love potions - @a-simple-imagine

this actually hurts but in a beautiful way. watching pansy give draco a love potion is such a fucking concept and this is executed incredibly.

my little bunny - @emmamarie7708

pansy making you do this is so dirty yet she's slightly sweet and i am a sucker for it. god is a woman and her name is pansy fucking parkinson.

pansy parkinson imagine - @moonlight-imagines

i'll let pansy beat people up for me all day. they put me in madame pomfrey's, feel my girlfriend's wrath.

ginny weasley

blissful - @enyastasia

fluffy ginny goodness. the friends to lovers? the amazing kiss? 🥺🥺🥺💞💞 this fic lives in my heart <3

bubble pop electric - @hunnypot-imagines

this is hotter than a lot of actual smut and the chemistry is so... wow. ginny weasley owns me.

dear ginny - @alyssamalfoy

how does this short ass letter manage to make me feel so much. it's sorcery but i don't even care, it's beautiful.

wildflower - @pansydaisy

will i ever get tired of cheeky i love yous? not when loves like ginny weasley and ayli's so so pretty writing exist.

all i want - @hellounicorn

ouch. fuck you harry :) quite possibly the best ginny fic i have ever read. insanely talented writing, i genuinely feel every touch of emotion you put down and you need to know how amazing that is. keep breaking my heart.

linny hcs - @bluebirdlinginthenest

who doesn't need good linny content in their life?

how the potter girls react to you in lingerie - @pottersanime

sexy bitch, fuck me up.

willow - @padmeamiala

ginny is the loml. her brothers can cry about it.

bellatrix lestrange

attempting to bake with bellatrix - @carters-coffee

MY FAVOURITE BELLA FIC ─ there's not enough bellatrix fluff out there but this makes up for the lack of. heaven.

bellatrix prompt - @carters-coffee

this gives me chills. she knows she's a bad bitch and that's what we love about her.

change of plans - @dumb-sbian

why THE FUCK have i not had a rainy morning with bellatrix? she can sleep and mumble something just like this and i'm still head over heels for her.

being tortured as bellatrix's girlfriend - @writings-of-a-british-fangirl

definitely a concept BUT this makes me feel some type of way and i recommend giving it a minute of your time 😌

bellatrix finding out you're a muggleborn - @carters-coffee

the beauty, the nuance omg. this is art.

bellatrix prompt - @carters-coffee

yep jealous bella. trust me, im all yours mommy <3

sex with bellatrix would include - @onegayastronaut

so short but... sign. me. up.

luna lovegood

never leave - @/deactivated

luna smut is hard asf to come by and this is my favourite. it's so luna and the pain over her not knowing, not getting that closure about how you feel until this is an amazing rollercoaster.

she - @hunnypot-imagines

the beauty of falling in love with luna, through this majorly talented writing. ten out of fucking ten. i will not elaborate but there's also majorly good association in this imo.

silver berries and flickering fireflies - @duskgrangers

i love this fic so much. she's so herself and that is why we ✨ simp ✨ and the scene set just sounds so prettyy

how the potter girls react to you in lingerie - @pottersanime

luna + this title? yes please, ma'am i am simping.

would you still love me if i turned into a worm? - @minty-malfoy

put me in your pocket luna. im begging you.

dancing in the rain with luna - @/deactivated

only luna would get you a dress to go dancing in the rain and this is the stuff of blissful, fluffy dreams.

hugging her from behind - @pastanest

short and cute, do me a favour and read it :)

dating luna lovegood would go like - @glossymalfoy

life is NOT worth it if you don't read these cute little headcanons and imagine dating ravenclaw's baddest bitch.

linny hc - @bluebirdlinginthenest

like i said, who doesn't need good linny content?

cho chang

strawberry kisses - @pansydaisy

the only cho fic i've been able to find and it's SO WORTH IT. the cutest, it flows so well, and i absolutely love it. i need this with cho tbh.

fleur delacour

toutes les etoiles - @coffee--writes

im in love with fleur and this amazing writing. and for the first time since i started high school, my three years of taking french feel good for something.

being best friends with fleur would include - @harrypotter-imaginess

not romantic but actually so sweet pls. i want this friendship in my life so bad.

nymphadora tonks

dating nymphadora tonks would include - @imaginesforgirls

dating her + that warm little feeling of bliss that only HCs can give you

taking care of her after the war - @random-imagines-blog

this kind of hurts in that good ass way and i lovee it. they're simple hcs but i feel for tonks so much and then there's that warm lil feeling when you're the one to put her back together aand now my primary life goal is to help this woman heal.

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harry potter

phosphenes - @minty-malfoy

ok shakespeare, the fuck?? this fic will never not get me right in the heart. the angst, holy fuck. and for once, the reader doesn't hurt harry and let draco walk all over them and it's just done so well. the transition from a toxic relationship to a sweet, loving one PLEASE. it's beautiful.

happy memories - @15-dogs

how does this manage to be so. smutty and fluffy at the same time? this is one of those short ones that has lived in my head, rent-free since i read it. and tbh any fic that includes expecto patronum is guaranteed to be good.

come back to me - @wondernimbus

right from the beginning, it's a mess of emotions both good and bad. that kind of good ass writing that hits you in the heart <3

making out with harry potter would include - @badfvith

read this title. done? now thank me later.

harry prompt - @thoseofgreatambition

harry x a sarcastic swooning bitch is an elite trope idc. short and sweet, i'm marrying this fic.

keep your eyes on the prize - @rowema-ravenclaw

first of all, showing harry up and second, pure fluff (and a little steam) right after. i also love how she writes harry in general because he's totally safe/in love with the relationship but still has that awkward lovable shyness and i just... *sighs*

always - @pansydaisy

uhm i will always love him and always reread this a thousand times so its a fit title + a good read.

late night studying - @lumosandnoxwriting

fuck studying, let his hand stay in my shirt. once again recommending fluffy bliss in the form of a short read that makes me feel things <3

would you still love me if i turned into a worm? - @minty-malfoy

he's so stupid. but he still loves you + this is from our resident perfectly talented writer so its a win.

cuddling after a rough quidditch practice - @badfvith

harry james potter is : b a b y

gryffindor's victory - @rowema-ravenclaw

make me gryffindors fucking cheerleader because HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT. AND THE WRITING IS IMMACULATE PLEASE. just read it, you won't regret it.

draco malfoy

silent treatment - @slytherinwh0re

andy's mad talented and this is just... insert a cheesy chefs kiss. unbelievably adorable but so fucking hot and an actually good smut plot (which is rare lmfao). remind me to give draco the silent treatment every time im upset.

rewards - @malfoysstilinski

so hot PLS. hype him up for the match and get your reward, bye. so good.

reading between the lines - @minty-malfoy

i've said this a thousand times but that's what happens when you've got a mad talented mutual BLESSING everyone with beauty like this. butterflies and warm feelings all around when i read this 💓

point of view - @draconisxcaput

its angst for hermione and fluff for you but overall ethereal writing. i am never going to recover from the pure talent that this is.

im not kidding im dying - @malfoysmatrioshka

i hate being sick with a passion but this... this would make it worth it.

hogwarts express - @/deactivated

draco fucking you because he knows harry's watching. the shit of legends and god is it hot.

draco laughing at you because you can't walk after sex - @glossymalfoy

*motions to the title* fluff with this loser 😌

the cheeseburger - @slytherinwh0re

really short read but this is one of those things i just. didn't know i needed. you're missing out and haven't even realised it if you haven't read about introducing him to cheeseburgers. and that ending is so funny/in character to me i fucking love it.

four am - @malfoysstilinski

domestic draco 🥺 but also sad draco 🥺 and then fluffy draco 🥺

hugging him from behind - @pastanest

real short and it'll brighten your day <3

would you still love me if i turned into a worm? - @minty-malfoy

how is it that this is so stupidly adorable. i love it 💘

ron weasley

heather - @hellounicorn

always making me cry with your fics i swearrr. this is a must-read. having someone but them not really being yours is a beautiful trope and this fic absolutely does it wonderful, poetic justice. your angst is addicting.

apple pie - @pregnant-piggy

ABSOLUTE DOMESTIC BLISS I AM IN LOVE. i don't even like kids or baking that much but this made me so soft. the whole cozy, heavenly vibes from this fic yes yes yes.

jealousy - @writeroutoftime

cliché jealousy turns friends to lovers and i am a sucker for it all over again <3

shaking and trembling - @ronsbadidea

if ron doesn't finger fuck me and then make a cheeky comment about it in class later then WHAT IS THE POINT :(

mixed signals - @iamthecabbage

i've always figured ron is this awkward idiot cutie with a crush and yea, this is it.

fred and george weasley

i love you, but you don't - @george-fabian-weasley

fred's a character i really don't read for often but goddamn. it's the saddest, most beautiful mix of rejection and pain and fred desperately caring but not in the way you want him to ─ an angsty masterpiece.

cockwarming george - @roonilwazlibimagines

because of this filthy gem, i one hundred thousand percent believe that he could make me cum without even fucking me and this is just... it's a good fucking read.

would you still love me if i turned into a worm? - @minty-malfoy

their responses are so wonderfully chaotic and adorable and GOD you're missing out if you haven't read these lil blurbs.

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[fire-emblem-drabbles]

Anonymous asked:

YAAASSS ANOTHER POL ENTHUSIAST 😍😭 The Crusaders are my babies and Kak and Pol own my heart. Coud you do some headcanons for the Crusaders where reader gives them a kiss after they save their life?

Polnareff, after receiving a kiss for saving your life:

His first concern would be to check you over; he would be fretting over you, dramatizing every little injury you have (even if his are worse).

You were thankful, of course, but his insistent attention over you was kind of embarrassing. You figured, giving him a little kiss on the cheek would be a good way to show you appreciated him but also get him to shut up.

“Polnareff, could you bend down?” You ask once he gives you a moment to speak. “I need to tell you something.” His eyes widen and you know he’s fearing the worst. “Oh ma cherie! What is it?” He instantly stoops to one knee, giving you the leverage you need to make your move. Before he can so much as question you, you lean in and press a gentle kiss to his cheek. “Thank you for saving my life, but I’m fine. You can stop worrying about me now.”

He freezes in place, hand moving to gently rest against the cheek you kissed. You worry you’ve broken him.

After a moment of soaking it in, Polnareff bursts to a big grin and stands to his full height once more, pulling you into a hug as he does so.

He’s hugging you tightly, gently rocking you both as he coos about how cute you are in as many ways as he can think of. This is even more embarrassing than before but you can’t say you hate it...

“Merci, you’ve made a mess of me _____! My poor heart can’t handle how cute you are! I guess I’ll just have to do my best to continue protecting you ma petite etoile.”

Though you hadn’t intended it, Polnareff just falls more in love with you, if at all possible. He’s fit to burst and will likely confess to you after a stunt like that!

Kak, Avdol and Jotaro under the cut!

Kakyoin, after receiving a kiss for saving your life:

Like Polnareff, he would want to make sure you were really okay. Kakyoin, however, knows when you’re truly okay and won’t push the issue.

He’s already blushing a little when you thank him; he would have done the same for any of the Crusaders, after all.

Still, you wanted to show him just how much you appreciated his efforts! And it was fun to see him flustered, as well.

“Aww, don’t be like that Kakyoin.” You pout. “Like... I could have been hurt or worse back there, had you and Hierophant Green not been there,” You admitted, sliding in ever so closer to him. Of course, Kakyoin noticed but tried not to look into it. You were just thankful... nothing more. “Really, it’s nothing _____,” He runs a hand through his hair, in effort to calm his beating heart. For a moment, he was scared he had really lost you... Kakyoin didn’t want to think about that. “I’m just glad to see you’re safe.” You frown, thinking to yourself that Kakyoin was brushing over this a little too easily. “I disagree,” You say softly, deciding to do away with the space between the two of you and move away from him. “I want to thank you, so...” Much to Kakyoin’s shock, you gently hold both his checks and tug him into you. He’s reeling, sure you’re going to kiss him here and now. In front of the other Crusaders, no less. And you do. Just not on his lips like he was sure you would do. No, instead you place a sweet kiss on the tip of his nose, smiling at the way his lavender eyes fluttered open and stared at you. “Thanks again, Kakyoin.” You say, before gently dropping his cheeks and walking away. 

Poor Kakyoin, he’s going to be thinking about that kiss for a long time after. How soft your hands were, how tiny they felt, how plump your lips felt... He was in deep.

Immediately after he’s going to be sputtering and looking your way, before evacuating the scene lest the other men start teasing him.

That night, when everyone has gone to sleep, if you’re still up Kakyoin will ask you what you meant by that kiss. You tell him to guess. 

Kakyoin isn’t sure he’s ready to handle that; he figures though, he’s already faced so much adversity he may as well do this.

So, he returns the favor ;)

“I was happy to save your life, _____... but I’m even happier that you’re allowing me to hold you like this.”

Avdol getting his kiss after saving your life:

He’d silently look you over for other injuries, content in knowing he had saved you from any and all harm.

Would take your thanks in stride! He’s very protective of his friends and happy to see the both of you came out unscathed from the entire thing.

You wanted to show him just how much you appreciated him, but Avdol would have nothing of it.

“Are you sure there’s nothing I can do for you?” You ask for the umpteenth time, pouting when Avdol simply shakes his head. “I appreciate what you’re trying to do, _____ but just knowing your safe and happy is reward enough for me.” He explains. You stubbornly shake your head in return. “Not for me! Isn’t there--” You pause your speech, an idea going off in your mind. Before you can think to stop yourself you grin. “Never mind, I have the perfect idea, come here.” You don’t even bother to wait for Avdol to come to you, moving to him instead as he looks at you questioningly. “Just what are you planning to do--” Now it was Avdol’s turn to be cut off as you not so gently tugged him to your level by the collar. “Thanking you of course!” You say sweetly, pressing a kiss to his left cheek, then his right, and finally, his nose before pulling away.

Like the others he’s a little shocked you would be so bold but Avdol is able to shake it off with a hearty laugh and genuine smile!

Of course, his heart is racing but you wouldn’t be able to tell from the way he’s acting now. He’s completely nonchalant, though he may tease you in return if you didn’t the response you wanted.

Very likely to corner you when you get a moment alone and be a little bold himself...

“You missed a spot when you kissed me earlier, habib.”

Jotaro, receiving a kiss after saving your life:

Jotaro actually took the hit for you, but at least he was able to take care of the stand user shortly after.

Lucky for him, the injury he sustained wasn't near as bad as what you might have taken from the enemy but you still can't help but worry over him.

Even as you're on your knees, tending to his wounds, Jotaro has the guile to say he's completely fine. Lier. Idiot. Why did he have to be so stubborn?

"Jojo, hold still!" He's so big you're having problems keeping him sat down to bandage the wound on his stomach properly. "I said I was fine, you don't have to worry about it." Gently as he could, Jotaro tries to push you away. "Jotaro stop! I'm gonna help you whether you like it or not!" Unwilling to let him leave, you positioned yourself over his knees to keep him in place. "Now, hold still." With gentle hands, you wrapped the bandage around his stomach, none the wiser about the growing color on his face. "There, see, was that so hard?" You move to sit up properly and get off him, but your knees end up slipping on his jacket; you end up splayed on his chest, looking up to pretty blue eyes and a blushing face. You can't help but be enraptured by Jojo for the moment; before you can stop yourself, you're leaning in, and slotting your lips against his.

Why did you just do that? What were you thinking? You got out of there before Jotaro could react. You were lucky no one saw that.

Jotaro, for his part, is still shocked a moment after you leave. You left too soon to see the little smile on his face.

Corners you later that night, much to your embarrassment.

"I-it was just to thank you for saving my life, that's all!" You can't even look him in the eyes. Jotaro can see through that, though. "Then you won't mind if I return the favor." This time, it's Jotaro who pulls you in for a kiss. As he said, you can't really find it in you to complain when he kisses you like this...