i am actually cursed bc why does every mfing perosn waNT ME EXCEPT PEOPLE I DO WANT!!!!!! I WANNA SCREAM!!!!!! I need to not be a nice person bc apparently that means you’re into someone even tho you have never accepted a friend request for them or responded to comments when they follow you bc you don’t add them as a friend and then you are a friendly person to them bc they come to the liquor store everyday and now this mfer slid in my dms
update: i posted this 30 seconds ago and the man is simping on my damn posts. fucking WHY. i do not need this mfing shit rn 😭😭 i am in my feelings and pissed all at once. talkin bout “love ur personality, u’ve always had a loveable soul” STFU PLS RN WTF WTF IM SO MAD 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀 WHY ARE SOME MEN JUST LIKE THIS IM EMBARRASSED
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After David tells him that his ex has arrived for Career Day and it’s not even the Wheeler that he asked for, Steve marches over to Mike like, “What are you doing here?”
Wow, David thinks to himself. He’s been told that Steve has some problems with his memory - apparently he compensated for it with a truly insane online calendar - but he didn’t expect him to forget about a whole human being. Just, wow.
Steve loudly tells Mike that he’s never had a real job and Mike scoffs at him and tells him that he wrote for a comic book website for three years. Journalism is just writing with a fancy degree. Will and Mike created a comic book together so, “I’m published.”
“Robin is published,” Steve stresses (Steve’s best friend, David knows that one). “If that was the only qualification I wanted than I would’ve asked Robin to come.”
They start squabbling again in whispered voices so David turns to Dustin and tries to alleviate some of the awkwardness with, “Steve, uh, really has a type, huh?”
Dustin squints at him, “Did you just meet him? Today?”
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It’s so strange to me when people say Draco was definitely not abused by his parents in canon. It strikes me as a very limited definition of abuse. Draco was spoiled and pampered and babied by his family. That doesn’t preclude the possibility of his having been abused (he certainly doesn’t have a secure attachment with Lucius and we barely see him interact with Narcissa).
Is inviting a mass murderer to live in your home with your teenage son a healthy, uplifting parenting choice, for instance? Is Draco free to live his life in accordance with what makes him happy, or is there the possibility of being cut off and rejected and denied if he does something his parents don’t like? Has he perhaps been living with this possibility for his entire life, since before he can even remember? If Draco wanted to marry a muggleborn or a man or remain childless or unmarried, would he be free to do so without being disowned like his mother’s sister?
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hi! i bought the first murdle book yesterday!!
YAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING TIME FOREVER PLEASE KEEP ME UPDATED :DDDD
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it’s just sorta hitting me that we know like almost nothing about what the fuck majima was doing in 5 when he was supposed to be dead??? like???? he was in on katsuya/mirei’s plan and caught onto what was going on really early and whatnot but. what the hell was he DOING for all that time. he just shows up at kurosawa’s at some point with zero explanation how or under what pretext or anything. how did he fake his death in the first place? how did he get it announced on the radio and put in the news despite there being no body or anything to prove that he died?? I have so many questions about his side of the story it’s insane how much was brushed off bdhffdjdjdjsjdnd
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I hate to break it to the ‘you’re pissing away money if you eat out’ crowd but buying ingredients for ONE recipe at the grocery store can be more expensive then eating out. This shit is so ridiculous.
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our landlady sent someone to fix our kitchen floor (good, it was literally caving in and needed to be fixed for almost a year. Was legit afraid I’d fall thru it) but they are taking sooo long and I haven’t been able to cook for a full week bc our kitchen has to stay empty for them to work so the stove and fridge are just in the corner of another room. So. I’ve been eating chip meals for a full week and I am so sick of them. I need to cook I need VEGEBAL SO BAD I am going crazy
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