#and diarreah

[zooophagous]

I don't understand dog people who hate cats because they think cats will piss and shit all over the house and make it smell bad because honestly having lived with both animals dogs are 1000000% more likely to piss and shit everywhere and make your house reek of excrement constantly

[naturally-dazed]

my vet is trying to convince me to get my cat a sweater thing to wear in winter, and she did that last year too - but like ?? it's not even cold and he's literally A CAT wtf

is this actually necessary or is she trying to make me buy shit? bc in my 30 years alive i swear to god i've never seen anyone buy a cat clothes lol

[gammadoppler]

[bumble-lee3]

its always So Fun when you have a long, emotionally draining, physically draining day and you're completely fine until the tiniest inconvenience happens and you have a breakdown ✌️✌️

[lanlambsworld]

Yall DO NOT drink dr pepper float.

I am currently shitting bricks 2 minutes after i drank half .

[caffinateddepressoexpresso]

The most frustrating part of 3d for me is I know I'm not healthy, I see how much my d1sordered eating is hurting me.

I feel constatly nauceous, my body has extreme reactions to things. I feel too warm or too cold, I've been throwing up a lot from nausea, I either have no bowel movemnts for days or diarreah.

It's not good, it's not FUN or nice or cute and I genuenly DON'T WISH THIS ON ANYONE. But I can't go back, I'm obsessing over any gain or loss.

I wheight myself multiple times a day, every day, before and after meals, before and after going to the bathroom. It's a compulsion. Even my body has been rejecting food, if I eat "too much" (what used to be a regular meal to me) I feel in pain, if the flavors are "too strong" I get nauceous and throw up. I've have violently vomited at home, while out with friends, at work. This fucking sucks. It's frustrating, I want to be helped, but I'm not at a wheight where people would notice anything's wrong. And I don't want them to think there's something wrong!

Tl;Dr: 3ds fucking suck. Please please please if you're reading this and you're not there yet, do NOT try to go down this path. I promise you there are better, healthier, and happier ways to fix whatever you think is wrong with your body.

[all-doggirls-go-to-heaven-2]

I feel like more people should realize that drag queens are more akin to clowning than the experience of being a living breathing woman in the real world so they instantly bring up drag to every transfem they know

It would be like if you said you played video games and someone went like "OMGGGGG you sound JUST like the Angry Video Games Nerd. Diarreah, queen!" and if you complained abt it you're "being a dick to the most popular form of gamer expression"

[thatoneghostcosplayer]

can you overdose on dino nuggets

how many dino nuggets can you eat before you die

how to murder someone with dino nuggets

....I'm not Google buut...Yes you can, my personal record Is 200 nuggets (before diarreah) and you can't murder someone with Dino nuggets

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

American medicine commercials are like

Live better with Valdivia

*in bed with romantic partner*

Flourish, manifest, grow With Valdivia

*playing with kids*

Ask your doctor if Valdivia is right for you

*Playing sports ball*

Side effects of Valdivia include: Diarreah, nausea and proyectile vomiting, abdominal cramps, sleep paralysis, paranoia, rapid onset dementia, genital necrosis, vomiting blood, liver cirrhosis, respiratory failure, cardiovascular failure, testicular torsion, death, death but more painful, insomnia.

Do not use Valdivia in combination of any other medicine, do not use Valdivia in case of pregnancy or if you ever intend to be pregnant. Do not use Valdivia between before the age of 21. Do not use if you have a heart condition, if you suspect you may have a heart condition or if you think you may ever have a heart condition.

Not recommended for women

Not recommended for men

[otter--anon]

I hope you get diarreah from all the cannibalism

:C

(( @bluesheep23 i know where you live ))

[unnervinglyferal]

Just FYI, the pill works 93% of the time if you take it both consistently and *exactly* as prescribed. That means so long as you take it consistently long-term (and not just immediately before you’re gonna have sex, doing that is worse than useless), have no missed days, no vomiting or diarreah for a good few hours after you take it, you’re not eating anything that might randomly affect it, and your body doesn’t decide to just fuck with what it absorbs or how much it absorbs of the pill from your GI tract at any given point, it’ll work.

Most folk don’t, and can’t, take the pill strictly or reliably enough to hit anywhere near that 93% safety rate, which is why any competent healthcare provider will tell you: use condoms as well. BC methods like the coil and the implant are generally more reliable because you don’t need to consistently remember to take the damn pill on time and you can’t vomit them up after forgetting you’ve taken one and need it (as you might be able to tell, I’m speaking from experience here), but they’re not an option for everyone depending on your overall health profile etc.

Yeah we're thinking about an IUD or something like that. Also just being postpartum apparently fucks with your hormones a lot, so that might not work. Guess we'll really have to use condoms too until the dangerous time is over next time.

[kittydragondraws]

well that happened, tadc reaction

stuffs under cut

yipee ads :D sick beats yoo new intro yipee silly pommi silly symbols is it just me or did things get… golder nauseating i think this is a dream, soo sobble oh my god this hurts to watch i don't like thit "i don't wanna play with you anymore" toy story vibes oof collission errors at their finest best girl raggy is it just me or did she get deeper?? man it's so much better watching yt on a laptop then phone "judging by what he's been teasing" FOURTH WALL BREAK canadaland BUBBLE!! local intorvert what's with the block? LARPing :,D he's so me frfr of he's smoking GUNNY ELEPPHANT MY FAVORITE THIIIING shiny manrqquiens kinda nice ngl awww kinger :D it's giving mario movie tbh "GOD" I'M CRYING AHAHAHAHHA ooooh amazing digital yuri she just like me frfr loloo kinda sweet i looove jax ha :D pomni is me jax is so slayful wacky sound effects i'ts only been thrity seconds but i love her already this si adorable WAIT SAD BACKSTORY GUMMIGOO jax has those n genes jesus christ bunny boy i swear i've seen that joke before babootka little arms georg gummigoo is precious jax is actually horrible kuh-nife jax is a masochist lesbian gangle real OH GOD NO RAGGY girly got inverted hot chokky, or diarreah i love colission errors NOO GUMMY COME BACK POOR GUMMY SAAAAVVVEEE HIIIIIIM that's not terrifying at all it's giving n learning he's a clone vibes exstestential horror yippee :D POMMY SAVE THE DINESAW you're in out of bounds dumass POOOR GUUUY NOOOO NAW WAAAAAAA D: data in a computer WAIT THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT REFERENCE wow i hate this, i haaaaaate this jesus fuck my man she wouldn't last a day on copper 9 the keys come back i legit throught that was a nuke oreo wheels he's busy being emo i love his voice NO GUMMIGOO YOU'LL LIVE ON ON TURMBLR oh shit pomni therapy it's giving cabin fever oh i'm sad now YEES POMNI LET HIM COME WITH YOU CAINE WON'T MIND HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH (hyperfixating) his legs are so frucking weird bruh like yourself you worked at C&A i love him yipeeeeee colission glitches are best glitches fudge is nauseating nd i hate him md fans before a new ep: kinger why is your head in a bucket RAGATHA NO IT'S FINE SHE'S JUST IN THE ETHER kinger admin headcanon HE JUST DIED THEY MURDERED A GUY is there like a one vomit per episode requirement or sumting AWWW HE'S BEEEEST YEESSSSS GUMMIGOO GO SAVE YOUR MOMMA are they dancing? are those cahsews on the front? EVERYONE IS DEAD oh… my… god CAINE I HATE YOU CAINE CAINE CAINE I HATE YOU were her teeth clipping? ptsd flashbacks lol RAGATHA FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD PLEASE BE RIGHT oddly wholesome awww don't make me sad NO DIALOGUE? GOOSE YOU COWARD! awwwww wait noooooo this iiiissss sweeeeet I WANNA GUMMIGOOOO PLUSHIE jax looking pretty neat ngl

[gaystuffgarbage]

The actual reality of drinking alcohol excessively or alcohol addiction in general:

You only think about the cost of it money and health wise and no matter how bad you feel you just keep doing it anyway. Even if you are 100% sober you will have constant anxiety/quilt/nausea and especially diarreah. You will shit yourself if you are not careful in public. (Aka you'll avoid eating and feel even weaker and more miserable all day every day.) You will also gain weight and not in the reasonable, healthy way. You'll look bloated, tired and sick. It won't boost your creativity and it will make you too passive. Most likely you'll do anything that's easier than alcohol or even mix other stuff together and that's a very dangerous path to be on.

There is no dramatic, poetic or cool way about it. Don't do it. It might be fun for a week or two but after like years it will catch up to you. You live in a bubble and can't really even remember to enjoy the whole experience so what's the point? It's nothing more than stupid self destructive behavior and it will leave you feeling stupid afterwards too.

[jokers-biological-son]

Would you rather have explosive diarreah or extreme constipation??

...what

[drag0nscale]

i did a voiceover on objectified with my friend , i giggled or waz on the toilet the whole time . diarreah zuckz.

[chandajaan]

didn’t taylor swift make a whole documentary about how she regretted her silence during the 2016 presidential election and how it was important to use her platform LMFAO

So she made a cash grab doco after the fact? Good for her, hope she has explosive diarreah