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Yeah I agree because even if I love Bernard they haven’t used him for anything AND HE’S SUPPOSED TO KNOW TIM IS ROBIN!

They just use him to say “look Tim has a good and stable queer relationship with a civilian aplause aplause” every now and then

years have gone by and i finally feel free to say: timberkon is (mostly) a consolation prize/conciliator ship for timkon fans

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M DA IGUAL K EL HOMBRE TENGA PITO Y SUS BUENOS 50 AÑACOS SI HA HECHO ALGO POR K LE SALE DL COÑO HA HECHO ALGO POR K LE SALE D SU CHOCHO MORENO

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Don’t if this for me or not but YES it’s part of my phone Home Screen!

And there’s comics too that I also really enjoyed! From there the “this is where I watched my fathers die Raphael” “Cowabummer” thing comes from even if it wasn’t in the actual comics like that

I love infodumping sorry

I’ve noticed a ton of people that were obsessed with rottmnt/tmnt in 2022-2023 and now are obsessed with Dc and specially the batfam

I’m people. I was obsessed with rottmnt and tmnt in 2022-2023

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But... but what if I want to leave more?

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I’ve noticed a ton of people that were obsessed with rottmnt/tmnt in 2022-2023 and now are obsessed with Dc and specially the batfam

I’m people. I was obsessed with rottmnt and tmnt in 2022-2023

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Brain empty, just these three

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K fantasía un tres

Soy la ostia

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Give Damian a friend who’s allergic to cats but loves Alfred the cat and Alfred the cat loves them. And every time they go to the manor you can just hear sniffling and see a kid who looks and sounds like their crying but it’s just Alfred the cat not leaving their lap.

Whenever they’re around, the other bats just assume that Damian made them cry and run into the room to try to stop Damian, but no, it’s just Alfred the cat. And neither Alfred the cat nor Damian’s friends are going to be kicked out

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Clark, Bruce, Damian and Jon hanging out when the kids were, well, kids.

Bruce: Yes Damian decided to star learning how to play my mother’s piano. Alfred’s extremely proud

Clark: Well, we’ve never had a piano at home but-

Jon: WE HAVE A MICROPHONE!

Damian: We don’t have a microphone

Clark to Bruce: It’s better if you don’t.

Damian: can we get a microphone?

Bruce: You already have Dick to shout for you, you don’t need a microphone

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You could say that everyone has a colour. It could be their favourite colour, a colour that suits them or a colour they just surround themselves with uncontiously.

But when playing in the wii you’ve got maximum 4 players, each one with a number and color.

That started a tradition in the Wayne household. Blue, red, green and yellow. Player 1, 2, 3 and 4.

Dick was always player 1 in everything, perks of being the first child. When Jason joined them he took player 2 that then became Tim’s place, Cass taking player 3. The oldest siblings (or the ones that came before) have the privilege of having the first players. And whoever came over to play took player 4, mostly Bruce or Steph.

But then Damian came when a wii arrived home. He should’ve been player 4, but player 3 was green, and green was a better colour. Cass and him changed places, she wouldn’t complain.

And then Jason came back to life, Damian insisting he should be player 2 because it was his rightful position but not letting Tim be player 3, making him player 4 with Cass and other guests.

And then the family grew and they got a switch for the family to share, each one of them (and honorary members) having a set colour controller, the player number being attributed to whoever was the fastest, even if Dick and his blue controller always end up being player one.

And if you’re wondering here go the colours of each one controller: blue for Dick, red for Jason, yellow for Tim, pink for Cass, purple for Steph, green for Damian, orange for Duke and grey, black or other sets for the rest of the people that come to play

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Canonically Tim has dated Steph and Kon and Cass kissed. But in my mind, Steph and Cass should be together and Tim and Kon should be too, SO-

Tim, frantically: STEPH! Steph! Steph I need your help!

Steph, worriedly: What’s wrong Tim? What do you need?

Tim: Who kisses better? Cass or me?

Steph: Why do you want to know if you kiss better than your sister?

Tim:

Tim: Kon-

OR OR

Kon: You like Steph right?

Cass, nodding: yes…

Kon: And I like Tim…

Cass: yes…

Kon: Steph likes you

Cass: Tim likes you

Kon:

Cass: Wanna bet who dates the other faster?

Kon: bet

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When Jason laughs he sounds like he’s trying to imitate a chainsaw

When Dick laughs he laughs in high pitched “hi hi hi”.

When Barbara laughs is sounds like she’s laughing at you, not mean but derogatory.

When Tim laughs he sounds like a cartoon witch.

When Cass laughs she can’t walk in a straight line and has to double over.

When Steph laughs she snorts and it’s really really loud.

When Duke laughs he hits things with his palm.

When Damian laughs he sounds likes he’s a villain in a movie.

When Bruce laughs he sounds like he’s actively losing air.

Alfred laughs like an stereotypical rich English man.

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Some misspelled psychological and wrote phycological in something in reading

Instead of the study of the mind we get the study of algae I love biology

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Un spain there’s this saying that goes “se junta el hambre con las ganas de comer” and it’s refereeing to something bad happening because two this being together, normally people and normally similar to each other.

And an episode of the Wayne family adventures on webtoon could be basically described by the frase.

The fun part is they fight for the last of Alfred’s cookies, like physically fight.

The phrase literally translates to “hunger and gluttony get together” or something similar.

And that, I think, it’s the best part of Alfred’s cookies, ¡Se junta el hambre con las ganas de comer!

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Hi hello yes umm hun I don’t know if or if not you expected me to be normal my favourite pants are some Batman and Robin jeans that I can fit both my arms and a leg in the leg of the pants which I wear every time they’re clean

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Jaja no m van las notif en la propia app k alegria