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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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"Hey man what do you think about-"

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on their clit like morse code

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Receive message, be too busy/tired/stressed to respond right away

???

It has been long enough that responding without preamble would now be Weird

never speak again.

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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

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This website is a fucking parody of itself

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peace and love on Earth..

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I made a gorrilaz poster!!!

Its not fully ready but i like it :)

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Tag your selfship

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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Some of you bitches seem to only get your news from here and it's a bit scary

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some kind of girls feat my malfunctioned brush

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reblog if your url is your name in real life

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Daisuke mouthwashing is getting treated by the fandom the exact same as Jeremy blueycapsules did send post

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FUCK how i wish i lived my teenage years in a suburbian hell, i wanna suffer in a cul-de-sac in the usa not here

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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins