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Somethings been bugging me about Bad’s stream yesterday and I just realized what it is
When Bad was griefing the presidential office, the federation/cucurucho weren’t the ones that stopped him but the server admins
Bad built a machine that could destroy the presidential office and instead of cucurucho confronting him, the admins just made it disappear. Then when Bad started lava casting the offices, the admins stole his lava.
Idk if it was just me but that felt very underwhelming and inconsequential. Why did Forever get drugged when he built a world eater but cucurucho didn’t even show face when Bad built a machine that could demolish the presidential office?
Bad’s cold and calculated rampage felt like it had no weight because the admins just hand waved everything he did. If the federation had the power to disappear/steal any illegal machine they wanted then the whole thing with Foolish hiding Tubbo’s machine wouldn’t have happened. So many story beats in the past wouldn’t have happened.
It didn’t feel like the federation retaliating against Bad for trying to grief the presidential office, it felt like the admins telling cc!bad to stop which is… :(
This isn’t to nag on the admins or anything they’ve done spectacularly I just… I always feel like Bad gets the short end of the stick and as a bbh main, seeing the effort the admins went in for Forever then seeing what they did to Bad leaves a very bad taste in my mouth :/
#this isn’t negative towards forever either by the way#it’s just frustrating seeing the difference in attention everyone seems to get#compared to bad#:/#like why couldn’t they have just had cucucurucho show up#and tell him to stop#and destroy the machine#instead of an admin whisking it away#idk#bad put in all that work to find ways to hurt the feds#and the admins response was zero effort delete machine#it was very unsatisfying and left me feeling annoyed and not in a good way#idk :/#qsmp#crimson speaks
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Eric Foreman in S2E21: Euphoria Part 1
#house md#house m.d.#housemdedit#eric foreman#tvedit#userbrigid#userhann#mialook#useraurore#pocfiction#cinemapix#tvandfilm#userblorbo#filmtvtoday#userblues#greenedit#gifs*#dramedy of all time this episode is so funny#between foreman's nonsense and house destroying the MRI machine fmskdfmks#euphoria pt 1 & 2 were his episodes he was so insane when his brain was getting eaten by fungus
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she would girlboss her way straight through conahger slaughterhouse 🤷♀️
#emesis blue#team fortress 2#miss pauling#tf2#fortress films#she would destroy the respawn machine and still have time to take out Archibald
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You asked me to teach you chess, and I've done that. It's a useful mental exercise. Through the years, many thinkers have been fascinated by it. But I don't enjoy playing. Do you know why not?
Because it was a game that was born during a brutal age when life counted for little and everyone believed that some people were worth more than others. Kings and pawns.
I don't think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. I don't envy you the decisions you're going to have to make. And one day I'll be gone, and you'll have no one to talk to. But if you remember nothing else, please remember this:
Chess is just a game. Real people aren't pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them than to others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice.
The lesson is: Anyone who looks on the world as if it were a game of chess deserves to lose.
— Harold Finch, not knowing how to explain to his AI offspring that it should care about people (but doing his best), Person of Interest 4x11 “If-Then-Else”
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#person of interest#harold finch#michael emerson#if then else#remains on the shortlist for 'best episode of television i've ever seen'#i posted this monologue once years ago but the formatting on old tumblr quote posts gets super mangled so let's see if this is any better#as a bonus now it can come with a clip of emerson's actual performance#the whole ep being framed by flashbacks of him teaching his machine chess and then this one laying it all out... destroys me. every time.
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The amount of b-grade/miscut/misprint stickers I get when making batches is goofy
What's in my hand is usable and can be sent out, the boxes behind it are all ones with imperfections/ damage but can't bring myself to throw away because it feels like I'm being wasteful. I might make 'scrap baggies' for each fandom and offer them on kofi for like 7-10 stickers for the price of one or something again
#sara shush#sticker stuff#on the up note i switched paper type and it has a better time reading the lines#but all my machine mats are lowkey destroyed and unusable because of use and cutting damage#none of them are sticky ive been using scotch tape to put the page on there#ordered some more#still deciding between manufacturers
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been having this thought
#ultrakill#v1#terminal#kaart tag#they're some kind of machine too#maybe if you destroy them you provoke hell into being more hostile to you too#you're on your own now
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Do you guys know that Hear Me Out trend
#myart#horizon zero dawn#horizon forbidden west#machine#biomechanical#biomech#yes. the horuses from horizon#the giant killer machines that helped destroy humanity#robot
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living weapon whumpee who's never known anything but pain and violence.
their existence hurts. they were made to be effective, not happy, and their masters decided that keeping them in constant pain provided better results. they're wilder, more unpredictable, and the pain keeps them from thinking straight enough to question anything.
they're only given painkillers, only allowed a respite from their seemingly endless suffering, after a successful mission. it keeps them loyal, and most importantly, teaches their brain to associate acts of violence with relief and rewards.
everyone they've ever met has treated them as a tool, a monster, or both. they don't know how to be anything else.
that is until they're rampaging through a village, destroying, killing, whatever their masters demand of them. whatever will give them a few blissful hours of numbness.
one of the villagers steps out of a ruined building and looks them straight in the eyes. whumpee expects fear, hatred, disgust, the things they see in the faces of every person who's ever crossed their path. but they see something completely different.
compassion.
whumpee is so stunned, they don't think to move or do anything at all as the villager steps closer, gently reaching out a hand to cup whumpee's face.
"oh, poor thing." they murmur, taking in the creature in front of them - part human, part animal, part machine. "they've done a number on you, huh?"
whumpee blinks at them. pain continues to course through their body, but the gentle hand on their cheek distracts them, even if just a little. all the indistinct noise in their foggy, addled mind finally goes quiet.
caretaker had stepped out in front of the being destroying their home with the intention to get through to it or die trying, and the expectation to absolutely die trying.
they did not at all expect the seemingly feral mishmash of metal, fur, and flesh to lean so heavily into their touch that they nearly collapsed into caretaker's arms.
#whump#whump prompts#nonhuman whumpee#living weapon whumpee#mine#chariot shiori on the brain tonite#the intention here is for whumpee to be this genetically engineered fusion of human and animal#the general build and anatomy of a human#but they grow fur on their limbs and partially up their back. they have an animal's sensitive ears. sharp canine fangs and a prehensile tail#and beyond that they've been outfitted with machine 'enhancements' to make them better suited for combat and destruction#and they've never experienced a kind touch in their life#letting them feel comfort will make them crave it. 'not actively suffering' should be the best they can strive for#their masters never anticipated that having someone treat them with anything other than revulsion or detatched indifference would break them#bc they banked on no one showing positive reactions to the monster that destroyed their homes and potentially killed their loved ones#caretaker is just crazy <33
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Just a quick painting study inspired by one of my favorite artists Exellero, I just started painting and just went with it.
#arcane#arcane viktor#machine herald viktor#viktor the machine herald#fantasy art#that destroyed hexgate shrine#inspired this too
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ultrakill lore enthusiasts (me) when the small machine destroys the very big machine
#THE POETICISM#DO YOU UNDERSTAND???#V1 WAS CREATED FOR THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF DESTROYING THE EARTHMOVER#TWO MACHINES CREATED BY MANKIND SURVIVING ON AFTER ITS LONG GONE#AND THEY STILL FIGHT....NEITHER OF THEM UNDERSTAND WHY...#THE EARTHMOVER IS V1'S PURPOSE. ITS FATE. ITS REASON FOR EXISTENCE.#IT EXISTS TO DESTROY IT. ITS CREATION IN THE NAME OF DESTRUCTION ITS#THE INHERENT LOVE PRESENT WITHIN THAT DESTRUCTION#WAAAAGGHHHH#ultrakill#ultrakill v1#v1 ultrakill#ultrakill earthmover#earthmover#earthmover ultrakill#ultrakill act 3#ultrakill violence#the layer being violence too...the violence of humanity...the violence of creating something just to create more violence with it....#i am so normal#undescribed#no id
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the fact that so much is just Lost to time haunts me like what do you mean euripides was believed to have written about 90 plays and only 19 survived. like i just can never read the rest? that's sickening
#tagamemnon#euripides#same thing with sappho#and many others#greek mythology#greek mythos#if i could use a time machine for anything#it would be to go back and get my hands on lost art#or look at monuments that have long since been destroyed
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Time to become
🎉🎉 M E S M E R I Z E D 🎉🎉
#fanart#digitalart#art#illustration#clip studio paint#my art#vocaloid#hatsune miku#kasane teto#mesmerizer#this is such a cool song#I hope the yellow one that isn't in mesmerizer appears one day#tw bright colors#also sorry for the low quality but y'know the status of the internet requires umm#very crappy images to not get destroyed in the machine
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#politics#us politics#democrats are corrupt#democrats will destroy america#wake up democrats!!#democrat corruption#democrat coup#democrat lies#fbi are corrupt#department of justice#criminal left#criminal investigation association#secret service#truth justice and the american way#american constitution#american economy#america for the americans#too big to rig#too big to steal#too big to fail#illegal voting#illegal crime rate#illegal invasion#voting machines#president trump#i'm more maga than ever!#maga 2024#maga#media manipulation#media corruption
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do most people know that mcgucket was using the memory gun on random workers and on ford repeatedly during the late stages of the portal construction?
#gravity falls#Stanford pines#Ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#ive been seeing so many people acting like mcgucket was 100% morally pure during that whole era#and it occurred to me that a lot of people might not even know about this bit bc it only shows up in the blacklight journal#none of them were healthy or moral people. to varying degrees of harm yes but still.#bill was abusing ford and ford was accidentally destroying mcgucket and mcgucket was falling headfirst into accidental supervillain tactics#bc of his desire to machine away all problems and avoid all possible confrontation#neither ford nor mcgucket MEANT to be immoral and commit heinous acts against each other or the world at large#but by god did they do that anyway#their respective mental illnesses and flaws and also the horrors made it kind of hard to be good people at the time#fluffle talks
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Your URL. Change it/j. It's inaccurate. You draw them so well istg- /lh/pos
Anyway, what woukd happen if Nie Huaisang gets a metal martial arts fan.. Do you think he would finally whoop some ass instead of outsmarting them in extravagant fashion?
As cool as NHS kicking ass would be, he has his babygirl reputation to maintain.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#Not that a babygirl can't kick ass. Many babygirls kick ass all the time#Nie huaisang is the brand of babygirl that needs to maintain a very specific image of harmlessness#the blendable and soggy kind of babygirl#Who has a hard core and destroys your machine once you try to blend him#What I'm trying to say is that he's a Stone Fruit#A sweet nectarine who's gonna make you do all the work. All according to plan ('cause that's the whole point of fruit)#(long distance propagation)#He's also a metaphorical fruit too. My little fruity baby girl. My evil babykitty wife who is poisoning my tea <3#Oh yeah this is NMJ's formal debut on this blog#He's mansplain ragehusband. Protector of babygirls (he has three to look after)
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I feel like The Father and Hell both understand and experience love in all the worst ways.
The Father sought to create a life form that would follow and love him unconditionally. It wasn't enough that he had a great cosmic kingdom of angels who are unquestioningly loyal, no, he needed something that knew suffering and mortality and the threat of oblivion, and would still find love at the end; love for him above all else. But after numerous implied failures at that, in his desperation, he instead created the threat of eternal damnation to force them to love him in order avert that fate. Lucifer's words must have been like a splash of cold water, but by the time he realized sheer magnitude of suffering he had unintentionally set into motion, it was too late. He could not destroy Hell; he could not stop the cycle of violence.
That guilt drove him to seek a death that, from the looks of it, eluded him in spite of the hollowness consuming him. And now he is... somewhere, helpless to stop his experiments from consuming one another and themselves in a glorious show of blood and violence.
And then there's Hell itself, who seems to recognize love as an act of violence and cruelty. It is something that derives joy only from the suffering of other living creatures. God gave it so many toys to hurt and break and reform, and Mankind gave it new ones. Why would it understand love as anything but? It gave Minos a facsimile of the son he is most ashamed of, and delighted when he cast it, once more, into a labyrinth. Gabriel flattened all the souls within it's confines beneath his heel and gave those that did bend false hopes.
Now there's V1, tearing its way through the remaining layers and creating a spectacle of violence like nothing Hell has ever witnessed before. How could it not love them all for all the entertainment they've provided?
But deep within its recesses, hidden away from the eyes of Heaven, there was a Gutterman. A machine built for war, who eventually came to love that which it gave it life at the cost of their own. Enough to give the human welded within their coffin the mercy that both Heaven and Hell had denied them; enough to write a single love letter to them, even knowing that it would never be read by its intended recipient.
So, as things turn out, you /can/ teach a machine to love. And they will understand and experience it more sincerely than God or Hell ever could.
#ULTRAKILL#ULTRAKILL spoilers#Mind you this is all just speculation#We still don't know if Hell is aware that the machines will inevitably try to consume it too once the souls and demons run dry#and if it is then whether or not it has a plan to stop that from happening or if it actually /wants/ to be destroyed#or perhaps--like Father like creation--it simply thinks it /cannot/ be destroyed#and we certainly still don't know where God fucked off to after his suicide attempt or why#If he left to seek the end of his days elsewhere#Or--as the first testament might imply--if he's got a new angle#Sorry 7-S got my brain buzzing and there's not a whole lot of game left to get the answers to those particular questions#If they are intended to be answered at all or simply left unknown by the blank slate boomer shooter protagonist#through which we all experience this wild ride#Anyways not a lot of this fandom talks about the Testaments effectively being God's vent posts#and I find both amusement and mild horror at their very existence#This has been a post
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