#and crowley is lawful good

[amagnificentobsession]

We dance like lovers, but laugh like BFF’s. ✨

[maniaeofmadness]

One of my favorite things in Good Omens is that Crowley doesn’t run a red light, he purposely turns it green for him to drive through.

Malicious compliance at it’s best

[averywiseanimatedcat]

Idk how Neil doesn’t go mad with power if I had this entire fandom on its knees in my ask box I’d be fucking with everyone by pretending I was dropping a serious ‘hint’ or a spoiler by making up a random sentence of dialogue thats juuuust plausible enough to be believable as a line from S3.

Then I’d watch everyone go insane trying figure out what it meant for years and keep dropping more related ‘hints’ leading everyone down this insane rabbit hole that’s got nothing to do with the actual plot. And when S3 airs and that stuff isnt actually in the show everyone would be raging in my ask box and I’d just say

“I’m an author, I lied.”

And I’d laugh as I ran off into the sunset being chased my pitchforks

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the antichrist's wellness influencer era

HELLO, SINNERS, welcome to my youtube channel, I'm Adam, the Antichrist, Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of this World, father of lies, Spawn of Satan, Lord of Darkness.

Today I want to talk to you about the law of attraction, a trend that's been circulating in the self-improvement community recently. And hey, I'm all about the law of attracting! TODAY WE'RE MANIFESTING OUR BEST, MOST SINFUL LIVES.

Now I know some of you are skeptical. Manifestation? What kind of nonsense is that, it's not for us Satanical sinners! Well, I'm here to tell you that is ABSOLUTELY IS. NOT JUST MANIFESTATION, BUT ITS SINFUL BROTHER, DELUSIONS.

LET ME SHARE A REAL LIFE STORY.

I HAVE USED MANIFESTATION MYSELF. IN FACT, I USED IT AT THE EARLY AGE OF ELEVEN. I USED IT TO REVERSE THE APOCALYPSE! Not only that, I delusioned my way out of my bloodline of darkness, made myself related to my adoptive family, created duck aliens, possessed my friends and defied heaven and hell!

SO YOU SEE, YOUR DELUSIONS CAN NOT ONLY MANIFEST YOUR FUTURE, BUT ALSO REWRITE YOUR PAST. BE DELULU. IT WORKS.

Of course, I then reclaimed my Antichrist identity for this Youtube channel, because my good friend Pepper said I needed to stick it to the patriarchy and shake the status quo of the current self-improvement clime. She then said this is not what she meant by that, but HEY! THE LESSON IS, DON'T FOLLOW THE PACK, CARVE YOUR OWN PATH, EVEN IF IT'S A STUPIDER ONE!

MY GOOD FRIEND CROWLEY ALSO MANIFESTED HIS WAY THROUGH THE DREAD SIGIL ODEGRA, DRIVING HIS CAR INTO FLAMES AND EMERGING THE OTHER SIDE.

ALL BECAUSE HE WAS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY DELULU!

I TURNED THE HELLHOUND INTO MY LIL DOG NAMED DOG, AGAIN THROUGH SHEER DELULU!

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, SINNERS. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF DELULU.

AS USUAL, MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR DAILY MINIMUM OF THREE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS. I'M GOING WITH SLOTH, GLUTTONY AND PRIDE! COMMENT BELOW WHAT SINS YOU'RE INDULGING IN TODAY, TRADITIONAL SEVEN OR OTHERWISE.

SIGNING OFF WITH MY SIGIL, THIS WAS THE ANTICHRIST. MAY SATAN GUIDE YOU DOWN THE ROAD TO HELL.

[vivenecii]

I drew some doodles in my notebook today, approximately 15 minutes each. They're a bit wonky but also recognisable, and that's more than I hoped for after a few months of hiatus

Also, Riario

[onlylurkingreadingstuff]

I am once again coming to tell you that Strange Moons by @racketghost is the best of all. I am a Strange Moons Evangelist, kicking down your door to tell you the Good News that is Strange Moons.

It is the best GO fic, and that’s (just) a hill I will die on. 🫣

Start with Exit Wounds.

[ineffable-rohese]

Look, I don't think canon!Aziraphale would constantly use increasingly sappy pet names for Crowley, but that isn't going to stop me from writing it anyway.

[3lliesan]

A Herrscher in twst...

I was brainstorming about my Honkai!Yuu a while back when I realized something, specifically after the Glomask event.

I plan on making Yuu a Herrscher, even after being reincarnated in TWST. Everyone knows that Twisted Wonderland doesn't have many religious themes with how everyone seems to pay attention to the Great 7 more as the center of worship. But there were clear mentions about them either way.

And even if there are people who are religious there, the mentions of "God" don't really stand out as much.

The definition of a Herrscher is literally a "ruler" or "god", literally beings who have "god-like powers" capable of bending physical laws in hi3. This makes me wonder how the others might react to knowing their silly, otherworldly friend literally being a god despite behaving like a dumbass with autism most of the time...

...nevermind, religion or not, it will be chaos either way.

[nastasya--filippovna]

Reverse Omens AziraCrow AUs be like:

Okay but hear me out. Two dumbasses setting out to save the world, but if they save the world then they'll have failed their (respective) boss and said boss would be angry and might punish them but they owe a duty to humanity to obvs they fight the pistachio Armageddon.

Gay for each other

Being there at important histroical events

Sticking their neck out for the other one!

Being protective of eachother

It's obvious to everyone else how much they love each other!

[lamentationsofasinner]

okay so we all know how david tennant is an absolute fucking cutie, an extremely talented actor and my imaginary husband, but can we please please PLEASE talk abt ty tennant as job's son????? like that man CARRIED that episode due to three minutes of iconic camp behaviour and a rly cute tunic???? like look at the pose here, he is a god on earth

and what also made me laugh so hard is that in that episode, there was peter davison (david's father in law and the fifth doctor who) playing job and david's son playing job's son, like that will never stop being funny to me

keep it in the family ig

david rly brought the family on board

[meioof]

martin sheen image dump

mobile app has a 10 image limit so i booted up my laptop just for yall

and ran out of space anyways... :(

david teninch is the next victim uwahahhahhahhahaha

[goldenandhappy]

something about doomed characters who have been tortured by the world, who suffered at the hands of fate and at the hands of people, who could burn the world and be right in doing so, but who still choose to love deeply, wholly, and unabashedly with every fiber of their soul

Something about the martyrs that didn't die...

[and-his-hands-were-24-crows]

Read Your Diary

Sketch of Crowley lounging in this shirt(?) that got advertised to me on IG a week or two back:

[joanofart5]

I’m pretty sure Aziraphale and Crowley are common law married by now.

[giantmushyfriend]

The biblical need for a Good Omens season 2 musical is real, palpable, burning, and giving the final circle of hell.

Listen, maybe I've been watching too much Hazbin Hotel, and so the notion of Heaven/Hell musicals is stuck in my head- but HEAR ME OUT:

We're on one of the last songs on the soundtrack. Aziraphale is fluttering around the bookshop because he's about to confess his feelings for Crowley. He's singing his little heart out about how, after all this fear and self-loathing, he is finally ready to step out and go after what HE wants, not what Heaven wants. He's prepared, he's in love, and he's done with heavens bullshit. We get to the final chorus, and BOOM. Metatron walks in, cutting Aziraphale off, and asks to speak with him, and Aziraphale agrees.

The next song is instrumental because we, like in the show, have no real idea what was discussed in that meeting. It starts off cheery, maybe a little tense, before it gets somber.

And listen, all I need is a song where Crowley has just watched Aziraphale get into that elevator without looking back, and his heart breaks. I need him, specifically David Tennant, to sing about how Crowley will probably never get over Aziraphale and how, despite constantly waiting for him, it is killing him; it is a death he will gladly accept. I need a song where his rage melts into sadness, and we get a laid-back Crowley just asking if Aziraphale or God can hear him, asking why.

The last thing we hear is that the Bentley is starting up and driving down a busy street in Soho- but if you listen carefully, you can hear a nightingale singing in the background because the story isn't over.

[mononijikayu]

the reason ineffable bureaucracy worked is they dont have 6000 years of resistence to love to work out. they dont have that baggage of years and years of saying something else instead of what they truly want to. the reason that ineffable bureaucracy worked is because they talked, they knew what each other wanted. did they deserve it??? i dont know, some people say they do and some people say they dont. we dont even know if gabriel or beelzebub felt like they deserved it. but its what they wanted. they took what they wanted and it was each other. and they both agreed that everything else is worth being torn to shreds to have one another's love. did aziracrow ever do that??? did they ever tell each other that they wanted each other to stop pretending in all that time??? did they decide to give a name to the feelings they had for one another??? not really until the end. they had milleniums together. but they had to dance around so many loopholes, danced around so many different excuses, glanced down to hide the love in their eyes. beelzebub and gabriel gave in to the consuming love they felt. aziraphale and crowley didnt, not until it was all too late. crowley was right to say that it was always too late. thats why they ended up breaking their hearts. it was always too late.