#and cooking pasta for them

[tatoasting]

Hehe, I really like them <3

[criminalmindsfanantic]

The BAU’s cooking skills

Rossi: *master chef*

JJ: *can cook anything that’s not too complex*

Emily: *has like three recipes that she can make*

Garcia: *can follow instructions on a box*

Derek: *made toast once*

Reid: *banned from the kitchen*

[xellandria]

Okay, "aging userbase" or whatever, but I've had a favourite since I first started using it and that was at like eleven or twelve, so.

[soupmanspeaks]

Guys please you gotta understand.....Henry teaching Michael how to cook pasta in the late hours of Fredbears because he had an argument with William, and then like decades later Freddy in the pizzaplex wanting to make something for gregory that isn't just pizza and he's recalling a memory from who even knows where of a boy and an orange haired man in a similar enough kitchen to the Pizzaplex and then like even though he's a robot he has a sense of comfort in that memory and Henry's spirit is nearby and he's just got this expression of pride on his ghostly face guys.....

[clueless1995]

i really wish we could show the northern hemisphere how fucking weird it is when every “seasonal” trend is tailored for the opposite season to what you’re experiencing like. even the monthly poetry people post i simply cannot relate. it used to make me really sad as a kid especially stuff like christmas when i had never even seen snow (i still haven’t) and every movie or song about it mentioned snow or the cold or whatever

[57sfinest]

also yall we need to step back from the harryvision and understand that kim, at his core, is a loser (affectionate) like everyone else. so much out there wants to portray him as limitless patience, great cook, super organized, good handwriting, nice tasteful living quarters etc and that's fun to contrast him to harry but well i am here to RUIN that we need to take off the du bois glasses and appreciate kim for the weirdguy that he is. he has horrific fits of road rage and harry genuinely fears for his life riding along with him and witnessing the generational curses this man is capable of unleashing upon the stupid little fucks that cut him off on the 8/81. he has never had the time or space or budget to learn to cook so he lives off deli sandwiches and butter noodles and the occasional grab-and-go fruit. he writes so much so frequently with such awful handwriting that he has invented a new form of shorthand and the moralintern is contacting him to create a cipher system for them. he has no resources to furnish and maintain a nice flat so it's like a slightly gentrified r/malelivingspace but with a table for his sewing machine and there's scrap fabric and thread and half-pinned half-hemmed pants strewn about the place. there are absolutely a bunch of shitty mockups of his old wirral character in the backs of his notebooks and he hasn't played it in years but if he ever picks it back up then his minmax high int high dex definitely-not-a-self-insert sidhe artificer is READY. everyone add your weirdguy kim thoughts NOW 👇

[puppyeared]

who up seeing their disorder in a fictional character but feel like its not their place to put a name on it

[impishtubist]

Bit random, but I wanna know your thoughts on prongsfoot kinks. Idk if they are really kinky. But let's pretend they are. Though I do think they would try out a lot because it's them. They would try things with each other which they never dare to imagine doing with anybody else.

I'm sorry, but I'm really not the best person to ask about kinky things bc I don't really think about them 😂 Generally my go-to Things I Like are: breeding kink, age gap, power imbalance relationships, knocking up old men. But if you're talking like kink kink, idk, it's just not my interest. However, I'll toss this one out there in case other Prongsfoot people want to join in.

[welcome-to-farawaytown]

hello hello!!

basil directed ask

you’re awesome!!!

maybe you should get into baking or somethihn?? Im sure hero could help you, and i think youd like it^^

Tumblr user br0-k3n-sch00lb01 thank you for this idea its so cute

[ittybittybumblebee]

i want to see exactly how many people actually have thought i am for research because ive gotten this quite a few times from different people i just wanna see how far it goes

[unopenablebox]

ed cw for safety

how come every time i am hungry but have to wait for a mealtime (e.g. girlfriend is going for a run first) i have to try to rederive the concept of a small immediately available food item, and fail

[granhairdo]

i ate spinach for the first time in god knows how long and my entire body feels so unbelievably Healthy™️ lmao like my body is slurping up the nutrients begging i give it more

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Off to the beach and everything is horrible but also? Everything is blessed

[sourscratched]

if i had a nickel for every time rashawn scott played an elite woodland animal on a dangerous journey in an improv-based web series, id have two nickels but it’s still weird that it happened twice

(and by weird i mean wonderful, treat yourself and go listen to the pure delight that is the Off Book podcast episode “skunks in the portal”)

[todayisafridaynight]

Why not combine them? You could post about MineDai eating pasta! Does Mine bulk with pasta? Does Daigo have a favorite pasta dish? Do they cook it together for a date night? Does Daigo even know how to boil water?? (Genuinely if you have any interest in posting about this please do, would read)

mine could, in fact, be the one who makes daigo pasta with a lil olive oil and salt and parmesan youre right ......

[discordiansamba]

personal headcanons about the paladins and cooking. for no other reason than I was thinking about it.

I'll brush over Hunk, but only because we all know about Hunk. He loves cooking. He loves inventing new recipes and also discovering old ones. He loves cooking with people. It's his love language (in all forms that love takes).

Pidge knows the basics of cooking. There's no way that Colleen doesn't have her kids help her out in the kitchen. She can definitely fend for herself, but she's also way more likely to just get take out because cooking takes time and she cannot be bothered when she could be spending that time doing something else. She's a very 'if I am in the kitchen. get out' type of cook on the rare chances she does opt to do so.

Lance is the king of breakfast in bed. That's been his mother's day gift for like, ten years running. He makes a mean omelet. But otherwise, he probably doesn't cook very much. He lends his mom a hand in the kitchen if there's no one else around to help, but it's not his strong suit.

Keith is... interesting, as a cook. If you put him in a regular kitchen setting, he only sort of knows his way around things but he can actually do some great stuff with a camping set up. But also he almost always only cooks for himself which means the taste is all over the place. Also he'd get in trouble sometimes because he'd use his camp stove to make food in his dorm room.

Shiro can't cook. He can make fried eggs. That's it. The man is cursed when it comes to the kitchen. Do not trust him.

Allura is a princess. She also cannot cook. Unlike Shiro, she is capable of learning. But will she? (No.)