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#jo.doc#i think its interesting how february is one of my favorite months bc like#its the month i stopped being friends with tc#its the month of valentines day#its the month where m*cky falsely accused me of being a lolicon#to the point where it failed so badly she deleted p much everything#(she has tried to ruffle my feathers but like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry im medicated married and have an excellent support group. you will never hurt#anyone again#and now i just dumped another friendship#and i feel like as hard of a decision i made it was for the best. it only gets easier every time. im glad i am at a point#where i can stand up for myself. the truest form of self love for me tbh#i dont come on tumblr often but its like wow#ive come so far#jordin.doc#to think i used to be this scared abused young adult#and now ive survived#i wished to have my woes only be like mundane and not catastrophic#and i got what i wished for#im married. im in a home that feels warm and safe to take naps in#and cook whatever i want#this is what living is like.
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#did I cook#come up with whatever context you want#Ed being a little shit as usual#fullmetal alchemist#my art#fma brotherhood#edward elric#riza hawkeye#roy mustang#joke comic#fma meme#fma fanart#fmab fanart#royai#Ed loves tormenting adults it’s one of his special abilities along with being a hater
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"The abyss beckons."
#new year new dylan#b dylan hollis#cooking guy#cooking man#baking man#baking guy#the indignant chef#recipes that make you question everything#mid-west i want to know what your definition of a salad is#because that isnt a salad#whatever your definition is#its wrong#baking twink#cooking twink
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you guys like this right
#cherry.png#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#i wanted to take another crack at a rehabilitation design for him#i wanna think that the only reason his left eye survived is that he might have instinctively blocked his face with his arms upon impact#so his left is a tiny bit less cooked to perfection than his right#well done vs medium#his lips are reconstructed from whatever skin they could salvage from his back#eyelid doesn't close all the way for the same reason#bro is a frequent user of eyedrops#think whatever you want abt his hair i couldnt just leave my man bald
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Delicious Things
#guilty gear#baiken#anji mito#anbai#my art#sometimes you just gotta draw your otp slow dancing#I kept thinking of some of Wolf Alice's Blue Weekend songs when making this but then Snail Mail's Valentine also snuck its way in there#But occasionally I think about how maybe he'd be able to let her experience the more pleasantly mundane parts of life while traveling#and maybe for a little bit they can pretend that she's not out for a revenge that may eventually consume her#flash forward idk how many years and now they can do whatever they want and honestly? good for them#If I could get some more content of them dancing together I think I'd die happy but until then I gotta keep cooking for myself I guess
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NEVER getting over professor palladium's redesign because THIS
IS SURE AS HELL NOT THE SAME PERSON AS THIS MAN
LIKE WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT. WHAT IS GOING ON. THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP REPLACED HIM IM CRYING THEY WERE LIKE NOO THE DESIGN'S TOO CUNTY AND WHIMSICAL LOOK AT THOSE POSES SHIT SHIT SHIT WE NEED TO MAKE HIM LOOK HOTTER AND LESS LIKE A YOUNG WOODLAND ELF WHO IS SLAYING TOO HARD AND THEY JUST??
like they really went oh no we might've gone a bit overboard with this and someone said dw guys we'll fix it no one will ever know and they just.
both are just so GENDER like i want to be them both I won't even lie
#winx club#winx#shitpost#professor palladium#crush or gender envy#so fucking true#like look at him#look at the POSE??#the hands on the hip????#whatever he's doing with his eyes???#like i want to BE him#and then the redesign is so fucking funny#because it's like oh shit he looks like a TWINK#he looks like a teenage twink fuck he needs to look older#and someone COOKED#like that's a good design i won't lie#im sorry im just crying#like that's such a DRASTIC change
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finding old dsmp animatics i used to watch is so... man i miss getting so fucking excited about it all. that period of late 2020/early 2021 when everything was blowing up so fast was so EXCITING like everything was possible yknow what i mean.... Swagever
thanks to that playlist the anon posted heres a handful of my old faves that i'd forgotten about so Take them . im hosting a group dsmp animatic rewatch session so we can all feel something
this is part 1 of the post because theres a limit for links... homophobic website
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#alex.rambles.txt#mcyt#dsmp#dream smp#dsmpblr#every couple months i circle back around to the fact that the only thing ive wanted to do consistently for years is animate#but ive barely made anything because animating is so hard to learn and i just get discouraged every time#but ive been cooking up animatics in my brain since i was 11 i would watch animatics on loop for hours#and dsmp animatics were an entire other BRAND i would just watch them starry eyed and it made me want to keep drawing#now i dont know when i would ever get the time to make a whole animatic. whatever#Youtube
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You know what I really love that should be explored in even more Merlin fanfics?
Immortal Leon. Like, you've just got Merlin over there sulking about while he waits for Arthur to return. Then there's just Leon, living his best immortal life, doing the most randomest shit known to mankind
#bonus points if merlin and leon are like fully bonded over the fact that they are the only two people left from their time#i want in depth nostalgic conversations between them over the return of arthur... while cooking some food in an airfryer or something#or EVEN BETTER- leon has learned a bunch of skills over the years and while merlin sticks to himself you have leon having famous careers#like they meet up for their like annual get together or whatever and then leon's just like#“oh yeah i got bored of being a world renowned painter so now i'm just going to go and write some socially critical novel”#basically what i'm saying is i want a fic where arthur comes back and merlin is frantically rushing around and he calls up leon#and leon answers like “hey merlin so glad to hear from you but can this call wait i'm about to perform at my world tour concert”#bbc merlin#immortal leon#sir leon#merlin#arthur pendragon
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y’all will never see me as an actual bbw model or making scenario/stuffing content of any sort because i am a TERRIBLE actor.
no i cant do a cute little moan and rub my belly after a funnel session, im literally about to pass out and need to be tucked into bed
#idk. it’s so hard for me to even do eating videos bc#i either focus completely on food and zone out#or i’m so preoccupied w filming/whatever else that no eating gets done#plus. i can’t lie y’all#i have 0 appetite rn#i go to bed hungry bc eating sounds tiring 😭 i need to live alone again so bad#i miss weekly trader joe’s trips#and being able to cook what i want without comment#manifesting a job near the river. amen#talk
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I love everybody rightfully jumping on the idea of Mario getting possessed by King Boo, but at the same time I'm not following the logic of a lot of the King Booario designs I've come across.
While there are a few instances in Mario canon where possession merely leads to a character getting a new coat of paint (Shadow Queen Peach and Lucien come to mind), there are a fair number of possessions that caused a major physical transformation.
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(Yes I know Super Dimentio has a chaos heart thrown into the mix, but in my eyes it still counts)
While we've never seen a ghost possess a living person yet we have seen them possess plenty of objects, and the results range from simple glowing eyes when an underpowered ghost is at the helm, to oversized and frightening in the latter boss fights.
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Point is... you're telling me that King Boo himself, whose greatest passion besides hating on Luigi is scaring people, would just put Mario in a gothic victorian outfit and change his eye color? I don't see it. I want an unsettling Mario-Boo meld monstrosity. It just feels right.
#major ''nerd yells at cloud'' moment going on here#I know this feels like me telling people how to play with their dolls which I swear I'm trying not to do#people can draw whatever they want I'm just airing my conflicted feelings#''Piano just draw it yourself'' I am I am... let me cook everything's been taking forever lately
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Thinking about a-spec Zoro as always and I just think it’d be really fucking funny if Sanji decided to withhold sex because Zoro pissed him off somehow only for Zoro to be wholly unaffected by it meanwhile Sanji is getting more antsy as the days go by until he finally blows up at him like
Sanji: WHY AREN’T YOU MAD THAT WE’RE NOT HAVING SEX??
Zoro, putting his weights down: Huh? What are you talking about it’s only been— *counts on his fingers* Oh.
Sanji, seething, spitting, ready to tear his head off:
OH?
#Sanji <-the one with a much higher need for physical intimacy: haha that’ll show him!#Zoro’s autistic a-spec ass: we had sex yesterday I think.. I’m pretty sure.. whatever it’s fine if the cook doesn’t want to#zosan#rambles
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Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree (2024)
#elden ring#starscourge radahn#miquella the unalloyed#malenia blade of miquella#shadow of the erdtree#i just think depending on how you look at it caelid is very funny. malenia going to war to get her twin the man he wants ijbol#the lore is still ass though bc what is that. like what were they thinking. i choose to believe by consort it isnt romantic bc like what...#i gotta make it clear this is not a ship post. the lore is so ass its transcended into being funny this is a funny silly haha post.#i do not support whatever the hell is going on there with what miyazaki and grrm were cooking
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Is it bad that I want to see more of that Were-Doc Au?
the people love mad scientist turned big wet dog
#back to the future#bttf fanart#bttf#marty mcfly#emmett brown#doc brown#have this silly little doodle while i cook up some silly big doodles in the meantime :]#aaaand i have just realized i missed a line where doc's other shoulder should be.#whatever. no one notices these things except me lmao#you're not the only one wanting more weredoc hahaha. looks at my 6 other weredoc asks. plus the several ideas i came up with myself.#at this rate doc will appear on this blog more dog than man#anyone who wants to take this au and run off is welcome to as well! maybe you can come up with some science jargon that makes more sense#right now the backstory is he had a bit of einstein's dna for ???? and then messed it up so badly he turned himself into a dog#how? no clue. not even he knows.#kit does an art#weredoc au#just realized this concept is like. the inverse of that au on ao3 where marty used to be a dog LMAOO#havent read it just glanced at it in passing but i think that's really funny
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Do NOT trust this man around any sort of kitchen appliance!!! I wanted to do some more simple comics and such, based on this which is VERY them 💖💖💖
Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @changeling-selfship @crushes-georg
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@candyheartedchy @space-sweetheart @halsinkisser @clancykisser @squips-ship @berryshipbasket @soulnottainted @homevideorentals
#artfarts#self insert#self ship#self insert art#self ship art#self ship community#arthur christmas#arthur claus#🎄 my christmas wish 🎄#i did this as a little treat to myself after working on other things today ^ u ^#i wasnt sure how i wanted it to look tbh but i like it!!#im getting a little better with not worrying as much about it being clean and finished#but yeah i dont think arthur can cook like AT ALL#whatever is in that pan is gonna be like rocks or sludge one or the other
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if you have the feeling this arc may feel incomplete or something is off, take into consideration fujimoto is doing it on purpose
From this 2021 interview with Da Vinci magazine. Fujimoto doesn't spoon-feed you the content, he never has and I think the charm resides in that he never will
#you can argue that this being done on purpose doesn't automatically make it good. but to me fujimoto can cook whatever he wants idc#you can like it or you can hate it. but that's how he chooses to narrate his work and again. i feel like i need to get inside his head#i like the way he thinks outside the box with stuff that some may not. again it doesn't make it “good” to you. but AGAIN that's subjective#so far i like this feeling of “that was IT?” because somehow it never quite is just that. idk how to explain it#part 1 felt messier in a way that somehow things made sense. part 2 is more structured but at the same time it isn't#things are happening. u kinda know why but suddenly they are not. and suddenly there's a clone somehow but maybe not#idk. i like stuff like that. ofc not everyone is gonna like it. but that's the beauty of art me thinks#now im gonna watch that movie because idk what it's about... sighs. i dont like movieessss i can't believe this man is making me watch movi#chainsaw man#csm#tatsuki fujimoto
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✨ The first burger ✨
#the heart killers#1x03#fadel#style sattawat#gifset#*brace's#//#[taking my list of Most Anticipated FadelStyle Moments in hand to checkmark “Fadel cooking for Style”]#IT HAPPENED#❤😭🙏😭❤#and Style was so happy about it#did you hear in his voice how happy he was about it?? 😭😭#unfortunately not something I can capture in gif format#but the excitement in his face!!!! the joy!!!!!#Fadel can say whatever he wants#but everyone knows he didn't have to do that#that he wouldn't do that unless he felt grateful#or had a bit of a soft spot for Style#🥺🥺#(lalalalala~ I can't hear you over the sound of mine and Style's delusions~)
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