#and chick starter

[ainawgsd]

Just bought myself some chicken shoes!

[katesmemes]

feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

“Mmm… That’s really good!”

“Um, how much do I owe you?”

“Who’s gonna pay for that, asshole?”

“I told you, I’m not having sex with you.”

“I’m still not having sex with you.”

“You know how important this is to me.”

“When that special moment happens… I just… I want it to be perfect…”

“Oh my god, are you getting a cold?”

“I need you so bad right now, you have no idea…”

“How do you know my name?”

“It’s me, [Name]!”

“I don’t know what happened.”

“I woke up this morning like this.”

“This is, by far, the worst day of my life!”

“I should’ve made love to you when I had the chance…”

“Because you are so beautiful and perfect, certain people might misconstrue some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them.”

“So you’re saying people think I’m perfect…?”

“Damn, I love the smell of fresh cut grass!”

“I mean, we sleep in the same bed; might as well be separate countries.”

“That is, like, so sad.”

“Get a new conditioner; your ends are totally split.”

“I got you, babe, don’t worry about it.”

“I thought everything was fine, but I guess I was wrong.”

“Whoever left these towels over here is an asshole.”

“She’s the most amazing girl in the whole world.”

“That is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.”

“She’s the only girl who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.”

“When I’m not with her, I’m not living…”

“I’m only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.”

“Gay, gay, gay, gay.”

“Can I help you find something?”

“This would be very unnatural for me in at least five different ways!”

“You are a beautiful and very desirable woman.”

“It’s not what you think—”

“Y’know, I really thought I was in love…”

“Love’s when you can’t even imagine what your life would be like without that other person, when words don’t come close to how your heart really feels.”

“How much money you got?”

“You’re my [Relation], and I accept you for who you are.”

“I just wanna meet you halfway.”

“Why do you have to keep embarrassing me in front of my friends?”

“If you’re not gonna help me, I’m gonna do it myself!”

“I don’t really care about [Name] anymore.”

“There’s no one I’d rather be with here tonight.”

“You look so beautiful tonight.”

“No one has ever been there for me like you have.”

“I don’t know how I could ever thank you.”

“I am so lesbian right now.”

“If you weren’t holding onto me right now, I’d float away…”

“I know it’s crazy, but I can’t help it.”

“I’m in love with you, [Name]...”

“He’s just gonna have to accept me as I am.”

“You always said you’d love me no matter what!”

“You gotta learn to run in those heels if you’re gonna wear them.”

“You’ll always be my best friend.”

“I don’t care that you took my money, stole my dad’s car, and tried to run me down with it.”

[gloraeye]

STARTER CALL .

like for the "mom" dancer of the cat scratch , crystal shaw 🤍

[randompokemonfacts]

Got any Torchic facts for me? I voice it often on games and would love to see if you can teach me something I don't know about it yet!

I do have some more facts, and hopefully, it's something you haven't heard before!

- Professor Dexter

Pokémon that was requested: Torchic!

Did you know that Torchic dislikes darkness because it can't see its surroundings? If this Pokémon is attacked, it will strike back by spitting balls of fire it forms in its stomach. These fireballs can reach temperatures of over 1,800 degrees Fahrenheit, leaving black scorch marks on their foes!

Prior Post about Torchic

[sammydem0n64]

I will say sure the series kinda has the implication that Giratina and Arceus aren’t related but it would be actually hilarious to me if Starters!Giratina’s parents were just straight up God and some random goth chick

Like this is comedy gold to me

[pseudolife-archived2]

Tag your drama. I don't want to see it anymore. It's gone on for way too fucking long and I'm fucking tired of it. The topic needs to be dropped by all parties, because its been years of this at this point and y'all are all in the wrong for letting it go on so long. Stop acting like you're in fucking high school 'Oooh this person is stalking me' as you stalk them back. 'Ooh, I'm so scared of them.' as you actively involve yourself in stalking them and posting about them frequently.

It's fucking childish, I don't want to see it anymore.

Regarding the transphobia commentary going around: This is only a thing because it's specifically targeted at trans women characters. If she got a dick, it's 'fetishization' according to 90% of tumblr and it's stupid. Stop being weird about penises. Some people have penises, and that's great for them. Stop with your weird radfem transphobia. Go touch some grass, it's Saturday.

[purple-stitchings]

speakin of , like/rb for a short starter of my own from either . . . Ozzy or Alucard knowing me they won't be th shortest thing ever but I'll try

[lanzadeluz]

i’m redoing my icons,    but in the meantime   . . .    tiny starter call  ?  

[firebirdsdaughter]

Oh no…

… I thought about the horrible romance plot in The Hobbit and now I'm angy.

[dargeereads]

Avenging Angel by Kristen Ashley

 5 stars

How can a book feel like coming home while still being all shiny new? I’m not sure, but this is most definitely the case with Avenging Angel, the start of the new romantic suspense series. This is the off-shoot of the Rock Chick series, and it is a few years later, and our teen boys are all grown up, and old Sniff, new Cap, is in Phoenix, where Mace and Stella have moved, and set-up a new branch of NI&S. There is little left of the teen we knew, except for his huge heart, and his caring nature, which shine through in the man he has become. Raye is wonderful, and I loved how she developed as we learned more about her. Yup, it has insta-love. Of course it has a girl posse. No doubt about the hotness of the hot bunch next gen. But more importantly, it is full of love, action, zaniness, and understanding that only comes from finding your place in the world, and being completely comfortable being there <3

[theothervonkarmagirl]

"My mother is kind of intense," Clara explained. "Once she said that if my brother or I ever hit her, then she would take a knife and cut our fingers off so that we would never forget the mistake we made. Then she just went back to painting some rabbits. Sometimes she scares me..."

[m-ayo-o]

jjk char reactions;

"hey baby, welcome home, what have you eaten today?"

"not much" :(

very hungry reader had no time to eat all day! fluffy + crack ish. just the main guys. older yuji + megumi. reader likes a lil spicy food. toji + megumi had some kind of relationship. soft sukuna [suggestive right at the end]

satoru gojo

totally overreacts

he'd find it amusing at first, seeing your pouty, hangry face

he will tease and goad you for being so hungry, with numerous belly pokes and cheek squeezes and saying you look cute like this

he'll pause his blabbering just to hear your tummy rumble and gurgle so he can laugh at you some more

after he's eventually finished mocking you and realises just how hungry you are, he'll pat your head and offer to get you something yummy

proceeds to teleport all over the city to collect your favourite dishes from numerous restaurants

comes home with way too much food, all packaged up in fancy boxes and bags- he can barely carry them all

of course, he got his favourites too- eats with you till you're stuffed

"You had THAT??? All day? Angel, baby, how did you survive? Aww, baby's so hungry she can't even fight back. Oh! You really are- oh, you can't stand up? Ok, just sit down here let me get your favourites. Just tell me what you need, I can get anything you want."

nanami kento

gets slightly annoyed then proceeds to mother you like you're his baby chick

he gets a bit worried; he really cares about you and needs to know you're looking after yourself

if not, he will do it for you

he will get out his cook books, have you flick through them and make a choice for your starter, main and dessert

he'll sit you on the kitchen counter while he makes the most wholesome home cooked meal, that he proceeds to serve beautifully !!!

oh, and of course, he won't be letting you feed yourself ever again- starting from tonight

he'll be taking the food to your mouth himself, just to make sure you eat it all

"That's irresponsible, honey. I can go back to making you packed lunches if you want? It really wasn't that much hassle. Ok, right, we can talk about that later. Just sit up here- yep, good girl. We have lots of fresh ingredients so just tell me whatever you want. Oh, you like my cooking? Good, well let me take care of you."

suguru geto

he's endlessly patient with you

like kento, he will be mothering you <3

he asks what exactly you've eaten in the day while stroking your belly gently

he presses sympathetic kisses to your forehead in the hopes to wipe that miserable expression off your face

of course, it works, and he takes your hand and guides you to the living room

he'll lay you down on the sofa, bring you your favourite drink and get you cosy and comfortable

he'll give you one more kiss before leaving for the kitchen

he puts on his apron and waits on you like you're his damn goddess

"Baby, come here, you've got all hangry now. Come on, I need to see your pretty face smiling ok, don't look so grumpy. Just take my hand, yeah come here. Just sit tight, I'll make your favourites, ok? Mm, does that sound good? Ok, good girl, just wait here for me."

toji fushiguro

condescending, belittling, bit mean

but still gives you the goods... eventually puts on his 'best dad' apron that Megumi got him as a joke but he secretly loves it

spanks your ass for banter but nearly makes you fall over

picks you up over his shoulder when he realises what kind of state you're in

plonks you on the sofa and strolls to the kitchen

he's not rushing around for you, he doesn't show you much sympathy in his words- but the food he gives you... says it all

places a little kiss on your cheek and tells you to enjoy the meal (it's so much that you will be full for all of tomorrow as well)

"What? That's nothing, doll. What's up with you? You didn't have any cash? No time, huh. 'kay, well since you're too dumb to prepare food for the day yourself guess I'll have to do it now, hm. Jesus- 'soon as one kid grows up and moves out, looks like I've got myself another one huh? Right, you're not my girl. And I'm not your daddy?"

megumi fushiguro

acts as though it's not his problem- which it really isn't but you're feeling so needy that you just want him to buckle this once and show you some sympathy

you have to spell it out for him that you want him to help you

but once he understands that you want him to take care of you, he feels this odd sense of pride that you're asking

and of course, you've tasted his cooking before- he's amazing and you'd love to encourage him to do it more often

he knows what you like already, so he just cooks in silence and serves you the most delicious meal, filled with all the right spices

it doesn't blow your head off, but gets your tongue tingling in the most satisfying way

once you're done he tidies up immediately and asks if everything was alright

feels more relaxed now you've got everything you need- curls up on the sofa with you and snuggles all night

reminds you to eat well by text every day from now on

"Uh huh. Right. Are you going to make something then? What are you looking at? Oh, you want me to do it? Uh, ok, sure. I suppose I'm not too bad at cooking. Good, I'm glad you liked it. Sure, I can cook for you more often."

yuji itadori

like satoru, flaps around and overreacts like crazy

accidentally makes it worse by talking about all the delicious foods he'd like to eat right now if he were hungry

apologises profusely when he hears your belly rumble and immediately offers to buy you take out

starts to feel sorry that you've had such a hectic day that you couldn't even eat properly

carries you to the sofa like you're his princess and lays you down there with your favourite show on tv

shows you lots of affection and sympathy <3

sits with you and gives you little kisses till your food arrives

"What!!! I can't even imagine how hungry I'd be if that's all I ate! Are you kidding??? That's crazy, there are so many yummy places to eat out there sweetie, you couldn't choose or something? No, oh you just didn't have enough time? Oh wow, you must've been so busy baby, let me order something for you right away!!"

ryomen sukuna

he'd act like the most annoying dad at first

proceeds to chastise you like you're some kind of idiot for not being able to get a good meal all day long

teases you for what feels like an eternity, making shitty jokes about how many mouths he has to feed

finally lets up when you get on your knees on the kitchen floor to start raiding the cupboards

picks you up and you cling to him like a lil baby monkey, trying to kiss his tattooed face when he sets you on the sofa surprisingly lovingly

he just pushes you off and heads to the kitchen

he's never cooked for you before, but it's surprisingly good and you eat it all so quickly he chuckles and offers you dessert by tugging at the waistband of his pants

"Silly girl, can't even take care of herself. Ok, ok, chill out. I'm only kidding, let me do it. Here, you really are a useless brat. Just- no- lie down if you can't do anything else. Yes, I'll make something for you. Whatever. O-oh, you're still hungry...?"

reblog if ur hungry lol also idk what happened to me with this one- will never write fluff again haha

[fullfriendnerdclutch]

"Hmmmmpppphh.......so fucking reeked. Still can't believe my own sweat made such intense aroma,"

"Fuck......and now Little Brad is excited huh? Damn bruh, it's just a damp workout shirt, and now you're standing at full mast? Brad is a kinky musk pig now, eh? Getting aroused by his own divine musk? Well, cannot blame the angry 8 incher veiny uncut monstrosity to have good taste ever since 3.5 incher Little Cory taken control of it. Little Cory clearly have better taste and excitement towards dudebros rather than chicks, it's a new management up here after all and this new management ain't going nowhere until it exploited all possible avenue to make Brad Haley the biggest, sluttiest cum-dump that can even edged out straight-laced guy into full-on lustful fuck. For starter, who would have thought an All-American alpha like Brad Hayle turned out to be such a musk whore and willingly offered to get his ass spread in the parking lot by his PT buddies LOL

Now now, there they are, better get myself ready by taking off all of this reeked shorts and jockstrap so they can see me in my full glory when they get here.

[the-flaneur]

what to know: drivers 101

ft. lewis hamilton, max verstappen, charles leclerc, carlos sainz, lando norris, oscar piastri, george russell, franco colapinto

summary: starter pack in getting to know some of the 2024 f1 drivers

warnings: shitpost/crack

a/n: shitpost precursor to a f1 x reader post soon...stay tuned ;)

[masterlist] [requests]

lewis

max

charles

carlos

lando

oscar

george

franco

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@fadingcloudballoon @chick-from-nz

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[victoriousssss]

Closed starter 🎬

Riley's life has been changed since her first big role in the movie. Too small for the Hollywood's first line but extremely important for a beginner in the industry. She did it and she was so happy! People began to recognize her, meet her on the street and ask her for photos and autographs. This was the dream come true!

But she didn't want to stop on one role. Riley Page has her long way to the top and now she was just on the first stage of her new life. That's why her friend-manager suggested her to try herself in different ways. One of them was a casting for a music video for a band called Metallica. Who were they even? Some dirty guys playing noisy music? Riley was sceptical about it but her manager assured her that they were one of the hottests things in America, and that this collaboration will help them both.

Whilst her team did all the paper work, Riley was preparing for her take. Just some acting warm-up and she'll be the best. But once she entered the room she was flabbergasted. There was a ton of pretty chicks of different nations, races and even body types! Riley gulped, sitting near one of the girls in the line. "Are they all here for the casting?", she asked quietly but got only a sarcasmic chuckle. "First time here? Never thought that someone doesn't know how the "casting" goes for the metal bands", the girl said with a smirk, making Riley feeling anxious. Was there something she didn't know?

@het-field

[yamachans]

reblog with your starter chicks’ names mine are lucky and clover and i adore them 🐣☘️