#and bro does it like its N O T H I N G

[lonigiri]

anton nsfw alphabet

minors dni

a=aftercare: hes so sweet, gives you kisses and cuddles, cleans you up a little bit but not anything big, just gets some tissues but he loves after sex cuddles

b=body part: his favorite body part on himself is probably his height (ik its not like a part stfu) he loves the size difference between himself and you. his favorite body part on you is probably your neck, his head is always burried in your neck giving you kisses and sucking hickies 🤭

c=cum: he just loves to cum. thats it thats the tweet/hj. hes just so happy to have someone that loves him enough to be this vulnerable with him and he cant hold himself back from cumming he feels like hes gonna cum his pants whenever he sees ur pretty tits 😣

d=dirty secret: he wants to ask one of the guys (preferably wonbin or sohee bcs they wouldnt make fun of him) to have a threesome with you and him because he thinks ur too pretty to just have you to himself, he wants to see how good his members can fuck you

e=experience: he wasnt very experienced before you, you were probably his first or second, but you helped teach him how to touch you nice and good to make you finish

f=favorite position: probably just missionary, he loves being on top of you and seeing how tiny you are compared to him, also loves burrying his face into your neck. if he wanted to switch it up he'd probably let you ride him

g=goofy: probably 50/50 hes honestly too busy whimpering to be funny

h=hair: anton strikes me as the type to be basically fully shaved, he just doesnt like how the hair looks on him

i=intimacy: he doesnt strike me as the type to have fast/rough sex, sure if he has some like pent up anger he will fuck you but if its just a normal tuesday he likes to have slower sex, but if you asked him to be rougher he will oblige

j=jack off: anton was so scared to ask you for sex during your relationship, yall would be making out and he'd pop a boner and he'd excuse himself to the bathroom and rub one out (which was very apparent to you because the walls were thin and you could hear him moaning) but now that you guys actually have sex he doesnt really masterbate anymore, only if hes away from you for a long time

k=kink: he def has a size kink, watching how ur belly buldges when he bottoms out inside of you turns him on so so much he could just cum right then and there tbh

l=location: he just likes the bed, nothing crazy, sometimes the shower if you ask him to shower with you

m=motivation: bro gets turned on by everything and anything, the slightest touch to him hes on the verge of getting bricked. but its only for you, you make him feel such a special way the no one else could 🥰🥲

n=no: just anything thats hurting you, sure he might accidentally hurt you with his dick and being too eager but he always feels so bad. he could never hurt you on purpose 💔

o=oral: anton is a MUNCH and i stand by that, he LOVEEESSSS eating pussy so much. he gets sooo pussy drunk when hes between ur legs omg. when you first asked him to eat u out he was very skeptical, now he basically claws at ur pants to get them off so he can eat you nice and good like u deserve

p=pace: like i said earlier he enjoys slow sex a lot more then rough/fast sex. he will go fast/rough if you ask him to, he just probably wont last as long 😣

q=quickie: hes iffy on them, doesnt really enjoy them bcs he likes to take his time with you. but if you have limited time to have sex he will have one just wont be very happy abt it

r=risks: doesnt really take risks, he knows what works and he sticks to it

s=stamina: he does not have a very high stamina, can probably go for at the very most 3 rounds and even by then hes like dying

t=toys: you have a viberator that you've integrated into your sex and he has a cock ring 😵‍💫

u=unfair: he doesnt really tease, like ever. if anything you tease him more then he teases you

v=volume: oh hes a whimperer his sounds are so freaking pretty. whispering into your ear how good you make him feel and how pretty you are

w=wild card: he loves when you mark him up, leaving hickies on his neck, scratching his shoulders and back. he takes it like a trophy. whenever hes changing around the guys and they see the marks they always call them out and he just smiles like a dummy recalling the things he did the night before to recive said marks

x=xray: oh anton is packing, its like 7 1/2"-8" and like the perfect girth. he didnt realize how big he actually was until the two of you had sex for the first time and your jaw was basically on the floor from how big he was like how tf is that supposed to go into my vagina

y=yearing: 24/7 hes thinking of it, how good ur cunt is and how when he gets home he wants to make you feel so good and bury himself into ur cunt

z=zzz: he falls asleep so fast, he gets the tissues to clean you up, and then he gives you a few kisses and as soon as hes cuddling with you he passes out

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[arisuscanongf]

Arisu x fem reader nsfw alphabet

a/n I view him as a sweaty virgin loser so hes very loserish in this

This is manga ver, where he is a senior in highschool

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I think he would be pretty attentive, probably get your water and instant noodles.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think his favorite body part of his would be his hands, they are pretty quick due to being a gamer. His hands are pretty slender and thin.

Im a firm believer he really likes anything having to do with a woman, I think he would overall prefer boobs though— Second only to thighs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

offwhite, a little bitter. (Diet of pure mountain dew)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has a collection of porn magazines in his room, hidden so well nobody so far has found it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Zero experience, none, nada

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I think he would be a little vanilla, either cowgirl or classic missionary.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Attempts to be serious in a way its goofy

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

thin mainly untrimmed hair, he would probably trim if you asked though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Pretty romantic about it at times, whispers how much he loves you into your ear.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

The gooner, bro jacks off so much, after your relationship he probably jacks off more and then kinda stops once you have your first time.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Really likes receiving praise, i couldnt see him giving degradation but his guilty pleasure is receiving it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Classic bed, gets really nervous at the idea of anything public, he can never say no to you though.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. Anything you do actually it gets a little annoying.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I dont think he would be able to hit you, he has a pretty strong sense of justice so i think he would feel way to bad.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He definitely prefers receiving, due to the lack of experience i dont think he would be very good at giving head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow at the start and slowly gets more desperate and rough with his thrusts.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He would rather not, Arisu prefers to take a bit of time before but again, he cannot say no to you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He would object at anything public and immediately break as soon as you ghost your hands down his stomach. I think he would be open to experimenting, but would probably go back to the usual.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think 2, he cums pretty fast at the start of your relationship but would slowly build up more stamina.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I dont think he would be the type to own any toys

looks at you like this if you use one instead of calling him/j

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Would attempt to tease you, if you get flustered and nervous he’d continue but the moment you flirt or tease back he gets flustered and stammers.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Whines and groans alot, he probably speaks alot during it aswell.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

If you ever gave him hints he recognized them but didnt think you actually wanted him to go further so he acted dumb

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

5-6 inches, 2 toned, cut

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Insane, he has a pretty short refractory period and is constantly a little horny

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not very quickly, he would probably prefer to watch a movie or game after you are done. And then ask for round whatever 30 minutes later.

[dandysworldhcs]

Bobette totally has some kind of beef with Gigi because Gigi is like. known to be rather greedy and hoard things and Bobette Does Not Like Greedy People (as seen in her twisted's description)

Bobette is like "Stop stealing and hogging everything for yourself. That is n a u g h t y b e h a v i o r ."

and Gigi is just like "can u chill damn" while she's literally just coming back from the kitchen after pocketing an entire pint cup of ice cream

insert that one image where its just "I JUST WANT MY FRIES BRO" except its gigi going "I JUST WANT MY ITEMS BRO"

[romsabombs]

OKAY WOW 🧍‍♂️

MALEVOLENT EP 52 THE WAGER NOTES

AHHHH GUYS IM SO SCARED😟😟

ok um i HOPE nightmare sequence!! and i wonder if arthur will sleepwalk again

ok press play

he woke up already ?? or is this part of the dream

hmmmm dont trust this nono :/

its gonna be dream turned nightmare

this HAS to be the dream🥀🥀

are we in this dream TOGETHER ?

antoine LIVES 💜

"he may need water" :((ohh thats nice

m'lord😇

i dont TRUST this antoine is gonna DIE

aw antoine :( :(

"you saved me" oh yeah hes doomed

LIE☹️🧍‍♂️

hes LYINGG 😟

maybe hes protecting antoine ? idontknow

OH he gets to be a detective again :33

OHHHH AHH!! YESSS WE AREEE I WAS RIGHTTTTT YESSSS‼️‼️

💥N I G H T M A R E S E Q U E N C E💥

GUYSSS IM SO EXCITEDDD

drowning MOTIF 💜

oh yeah john hasnt been in one of these nightmares yet

"why am i here?!" YEAH😟

OHHH SHIT? LOOK THROUGH HIS EYES IN REAL LIFE??? THATS SO COOL

this is AWESOME :33333

💖MY FAVORITEEE💖

YEAHHH can we do this againnn :3

ohh fuck this is so cool he can see through arthurs eyes

OH GOD😨

HAHA stabstabstabstab

28 STAB WOUNDS👹

"you can fight it. moreso than ever before" :(

"and now . the abdomen:)"

i ❤️ when arthur gets tortured

he cant what

the stars :( r they faroe

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CAN SEE🧍‍♂️

omg train... butcher?? um percival? ANYONE?

BUTCHER MENTION we won today

oscars letter :(

"what does it say" probably nothing

WHAT :( thats so MEAN

WAHAHAAT😟😟😟

what do you mean you lost your castle?? no you didnt🧍‍♂️

"everything you touch rots" 🥀

"enough😐" arthurs been through this already

OH ITS THE WOODEN TRAIN😞

did he fall down a hole HAHA

OMGG THIS PLACE i loved this episode but no one ever remembers it

do we hide in the corpse pile again

KILL her ?!🧍‍♂️

"can you still see the stars?" "no, i only see darkness" :(oh

so i guess the stars represent hope?

viscera.. thats the corpse pile i bet

a chest..

the stone is probably the lighter tho right

"for all your cleverness, you are still only human"

YEAHHHH PERSEVERANCE‼️‼️

damn.

ohhh no ! WHAT WHAT WGAT

ANTOINE? ? ?? ? ?? ?

antoine what the FUCK

NOOOO NONO NOOO NONOOO NOOONOOONOO NOO THIS IS BADD

. UM ?

OHHH are you KIDDING 😀😀😀

UR KIDDING NOOOOO

TRICKED FOOLED BAMBOOZLED

NOOOO O WHAT THE FUCKKK MAN

FOULLLLL I CANT BELIEVE THIS

FUCKKK BRO

"you're only human" SHUT UP GIRLL

KAYNEEE kaynee :3 where is heee

YEAHH ITS NOT EVEN HERE this was on so many peoples bingo cards

+1 ARTHUR CACKLE :3333💓💕💗

HAHAA THIS IS AWESOME

a piece of her ? the blackstone

"where is it👺" "WHO KNOWS😁🎊"

we WON ☝️☝️☝️☝️

IS it the blackstone??

small 😨BLACK😨 nail

"should we take it" yeah probably

um unless its like a cursed amulet

how are we only 20 minutes in i feel like i just ran a marathon

UM ? what was that

its GONE ? WE ABSORBED IT???

ohhh GOD 😟 that cant be good

maybe it IS like a cursed amulet

"that may have been a bad idea" "add it to the list🥱"

antoine :(( :( :((( :(

will we ever find out why he's even in the middle ages

oh :( aw honey :( ☹️

hes not gonna make it:(

🙁this is UPSETTING he really has to lose everyone huh

the castle is GONE ??? ok maybe he DID lose his castle☝️

so WHERE is the stone then

nooo his boyfriend is dead

hes speechless:(

ohhh honey ☹️☹️☹️

"he looks Tired" 🥀🥀🥀

DEVASTATING

:(((((( THROWS UP AND FAINTS AND DIES

YEAHHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH THE LIGHTHOUSE MENTION

he finally gets to tell someone hes a time traveler ☹️

yeah coz what the fuck is up with that

antoines like what the fuck are you talking about m'lord

well dont hype him up too much he DID try to steal our boat and leave us there to die

is he LYING or do i just not remember this🧍‍♂️

he's probably talking about someone else right and hes just pretending it's about antoine ???

:( hes gone BROOO what if i smash my skull into a mirror

and we're alone again,,, 😞

he doesn't even get time to stop and grieve

mmMMM maybe let's not MAYBE LETS NOT :/

thats fucked up bro let him rest idk

THANK YOU ARTHUR

hes EARNED it

we're THROWING IT AWAY ?

"i dont want you to relive that either" :(

NEVER beating the gayass allegations with this

TATTOOS ?? god damn it hes a cult member isn't he

what ??? when did this happen HAHA

wait is this the same antoine 🧍‍♂️

WAIT WHAT he did WHAT and now we have to WHAT

YORICK JUMPSCARE🥰🥰🥰

WHY ARE THEY GANGING UP ON HIM HAHA CHILLLL 💀💀

"the blackstone is inside antoine👹" "ahhhh😛"

i mean idk hes already dead :/

"it is too late🤖"

um what . wh

what what what is happening

kayne ?? please kayne baby where are u

YEAHAHHH ITS HIMMM

YESAHSHSHDFCND KAYNENEEE

"you know the only way is through him"

KAYNEE SPEAKKK BABY dont be shy

i missed you so muchh🥰🥰🥰

the wager mentioned

OMGGG WAIT IWAS RIGHT IT DID COME BACK IM NOT CRAZYY ITS A BET DARLING ITS A BET DARLINGG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

its a BET darlinggg 💕💕💕

IT IS FUNNY

a new wager 🙂‍↕️

NOOO WAIT NOOOO NO

teehee he shut her out

✨💅oh lose the getup honey💅✨

:( :( NOOO YORICK :( :( ☹️☹️

ohh this is devastating

"you should shoot ME, really" 😁

what is happening wait

her ass has NOT been helping us👹

the fruit of my loins💀

ur telling me this all happened because of her daddy issues

like a Good. Little. Girl💥💥 hardd

AW :( THEY STAND WITH YORICK

WERE? NOOO NOO ONINONNONNF

WHATAT :(( NOONON ☹️☹️ YORICK

"relaxxx😛 no ones getting out of this one alive💅"

ANTOINE☹️

OHHH NOOOOOO NOOO COME ON

HAHA he CANT do it🥰 pathetic

is he gonna threaten us with faroe again

NO COME ONNNNN RELENTLESS

NOT WHILE HES ALIVE COME ON

JUST‼️ FOR‼️ FUN‼️

I KNEW IT the whole faroe thing again

aw he caved

yeah :( yeah not alive :(

"im nothing if not merciful🌈"

ohh this is horrific 🤕

is he gonna pull out the gardettos againHAHA YEAH HE IS

this implies hes eating out of the SAME bag of gardettos

💔this is NOT his fault💔

"i never should've opened that damned book" YEOWCH😀

"maybe thats a good thing" MANNN

"its just a body now" ohh he's desensitized

THE DAGGER? oh you're KIDDING

hes TAUNTING him but its kinda FUN

"are you planning on saving ANYTHING?! it IS an open casket, after all" 😛😛😛😛

this is CRUEL

"you've almost opened.. IT up" :(🤕

"i feel it" so he's using his left hand

omg blackstone description..

melted wax.. . the lighter..

"its impossibly black" they dipped it in that ultra black paint

throw it to her ???

his ASS is NOT gonna do allat 🫤

arms for oscar,,

NOEL IS ALIVE NOEL IS ALIVE WE WON

hes in the dreamlands ? just past the mount of dead horses

"where's the stick" yeahh...

hes LYING but its not like we have a choice its so CRUEL 🤕🤕

💥DADDY💥 💅HONEY💅

CHOOSE???? umm . . . NEITHER ?

teehee her favorite,,🎶

warped glass,,

OH . 🧍‍♂️

NO his parents ??? did she make them kill themselves. were they her cultists .

NO UR KIDDING

his parents HIS PARENTS

WHAT THE FUCKKK

this is when he found them i think

SHE made them do it 😟

HIS room 😀

OHH NO OH NO WAIT NO NONO

i can't believe his parents DID love him

god .

yeah he's trying to propaganda us

i guess he's doing it because lilith isnt so cruel as to show him this

WAIT WHAT

what is going on 😟 theyre HIM

dont worry about it!💅

arthur you cant make him PINKIE PROMISE this

hes not ? sleeping,,

ohh azatoth is prismo

i thought the hand of malevolence only worked for like four minutes

ohhh we're cooked now

HAHA NOOO NO DONT DO THATT💀

MAD mentioned this was on a bunch of bingo cards too

azatoth is prismo and kayne is the lich

quite the WAGER 💜

this music i fw this so hard

u really think we can make him feel empathy this is so funny 💀

hes not gonna change vro...

you can NOT fix him

a foolish Wager,,

its WEIRDMAGEDDONNNNN‼️!!!

this MUSICC💥💥💥

its giving flowey undertale

can we um set him on fire with the lighter he cant see🤕 im sorta running out of ideas here

WHATT NOOO WHAT BROO

ok now that he's killed his daughter arthur can go full kill mode on him

mmm ya but what is Joy to you :/

yes ok but without pain theres no joy and without suffering u dont appreciate the good times

rip kayne you would've loved the sims

ok this is very power of friendship

"little duckling",,,

so he's a GOD now huh🤕

divorce arc incoming☝️

"its okay" oh ok maybe not

we FORGIVE him ☹️

wow character development

"you are something that i can never truly understand" :( 🤕

this was kind of on MY bingo card that we'd go to the dark world this episode

"the heart you two share" 🥰

wait huh HUH wait huhHUH

WHAAT WAT WHAT WHAGAGG GHUHHHWATTG WHATSGT

"you are a shell of a man arthur, ALWAYS WERE🫶🫶🫶"

"who let his DAUGHTER DIE"

WHATGG THE FUCK😰

DAY OF WRATH

"you shouldn't have survived in the first place"

WOW . okay . all the plot armor GONE

CATCHY TUNE ?? 😦

there is no emoji that expresses my emotions right now HUH H H BDSNFDNXICJNDNEFMMX

OKAY okay . okay HAHA what the FUCK

listen guys i know i said i love when arthur gets tortured but EVEN I didnt enjoy that 🤕 this is the MOST arthur lester has suffered . how do you top this

how will this affect the arthur lester scar charts

yeah and i was right about kayne taking us to the dark world . next season IDK um john perspective? coz what happened to him after this🤕

okay you know what i changed my mind . arthur lester HAS suffered more than david ward

okay hmm so he hates cultists but he never really knew why ? then how is lilith the reason he hates cultists if he didn't even know his parents were devotees . and wasn't he raised catholic .

im just supposed to LIVE MY LIFE after THIS?????? ????????? ??? ???????? ????

[dailydawneic]

( rami malek / 43 / he/him ) wait, is that SAMUEL "SAMI" AVERY at the DAILY DAWN again? i heard through a grapevine, that the hunter lays in favor of AVERY and has been in town for THREE YEARS. He currently works as OWNER/EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. Some say he can be OBSESSIVE and STUBBORN, but i thought he was actually WISE and RELIABLE.

B A S I C S

name: samuel "sami" avery species: hunter (human) age: forty three hometown: westray, washington occupation: owner/editor-in-chief of the daily dawn relationship: single sexuality: heterosexual pronouns: he/him

P E R S O N A L I T Y

Sami considers himself an eccentric combination of intellectual and practical qualities. While he values freedom and autonomy, he also craves stability and security. His appreciation for aesthetics drew him to his current job, as he believes it allows him to use his intellect and creativity. He often struggles with intimacy because of his tendency to be detached, despite yearning for a long-term partner.

B I O G R A P H Y

Sami was born to Daniel Avery, a traveling hunter that he never had a good relationship with, and Imani El-Amari, an Egyptian museum director from Cairo. He is the oldest of two, with his younger sister May currently studying how to be a chef in Paris, France. Both of them grew up knowing about their father's true lineage but neither of whom were excited to follow his footsteps.

That was, until Sami lost the love of his life, Ann Cai, to a dark witch. Since that day, he vowed to find her killer and get revenge, not knowing it was a light witch that caused Ann's death and Ann had sacrificed herself to save the same witch's life. Ann had always been kind and compassionate. Sometimes, too much for her own good. Whereas Sami had never been the same, always fixated and obsessed with his plans and the general concept of order.

When he arrived in Westray, he tried to avoid his late father's family, only approaching them whenever he wanted to learn something his old man never taught him. It didn't take him long to take over the Daily Dawn, considering his last name and his actual work experience, having been a journalist himself prior to his arrival in town.

These days, Sami sticks to his duties, biding his time until he can find his lover's killer. He believes Westray to be his best resource in his quest for revenge.

T R I V I A

Sami has rhotacism. He pronounces the letter "r" as the letter "w" when it's in the first syllable but he doesn't have a problem when it's the last syllable (eg, river as "wiver").

Sami studied journalism at the University of Phoenix in Arizona. He had met Ann Cai in Jiufen, Taiwan, when he traveled there for his first assignment writing for an online magazine. She perished in Phoenix, after leaving her home to be with him. They had been together for three years.

Sami's favorite food is shawarma, though he also fancies sushi (with sake), tacos (with tequila), and beef stroganoff (with vodka).

Sami has a pet "dog" named Lily.

Sami can drive but prefers not to.

Sami has a green thumb, with gardening as one of his favorite hobbies.

Sami has allergic rhinitis.

W A N T E D

HIS MOTHER – While his father has already perished, his mother is still out there, having returned to Cairo, where she now works as a museum director once again. She has always been supportive of Sami but does not like the idea of him wasting his time on Ann's killer. “ Let go, my son. Let her, and you, rest. ”

HIS SISTER – May Avery El-Amari is currently using their mother's last name due to her dislike of their father's lineage. She is currently in Paris, France, learning to be a chef from one of its renowned masters. Like her mother, she is supportive of her big brother, too, but also wants to see Ann's killer get justice, having considered her as her sister. In time, she will get the urge to take to the streets and practice her hunter skills. Maybe she'll even visit Westray one of these days. “ Bro, I sent you something. Did you get it yet? ”

HIS ANCHORS – Anyone who can keep him connected to the real world, outside of his vengeful mindset. Sami sometimes forgets he needs friends, maybe even more than friends, to root him in place. “ When was the last time you ate? ”

HIS WRITERS – As the editor-in-chief of the Daily Dawn, Sami works with a lot of writers. Is he a good boss? Are you closer than officemates? Does he eat your yogurt that has a label with your name on it? He probably does. Now, go get him his coffee. “ Wait, what deadline? ”

[sapphire-weapon]

I think one thing that bothers me about this is that, even if Benford scouted Leon back in 1998, how does that make him the same guy as the guy in Leon Epilogue? Nothing says that. And how do we know he even made those terms (i.e. threatening children) himself--that's totally reaching!!! That's also assuming that the writers in re6 even cared about Leon Epilogue and if they even considered it when saying Benford headhunted him!!! Why should we hold Benford accountable for something so damn serious and important to Leon's character when it's just based on a lot of assumptions by fans

Its like that meme "ive connected the two dots" "you didnt connect shit" "ive connected them"

yep -- that's another great point. the airsoft ad pins the blame on Benford because, according to that ad, Benford was the Director of the CIA at the time (he wasn't). so, even under the airsoft ad's stupid fanfiction, there's nothing in there about Benford being the actual person directly interrogating Leon. N O T H I N G.

the only assumption that you could actually make in quasi-good faith, going off of that fanfiction, is that Benford was the one who gave the order to threaten Sherry in order to coerce Leon in the first place -- but not only is that just an assumption, it's a far-reaching one.

because this scene doesn't just exist in the RE3 epilogue. it also takes place on screen and fully voiced in Darkside Chronicles. and the guy interrogating Leon (whose face is never shown and is actually talking to him via intercom) says basically "we have free reign to do whatever we want with you."

so, for all we know, Benford, had he been the one calling the shots (and he wasn't), very possibly never gave a ghoulish fucking order like "kill the girl if he doesn't cooperate" or even "make him think that we'll kill her." he could have just been like, "don't hurt them, but don't let them get away, either." and the jackass on the intercom was just bluffing the whole time -- just, convincingly enough that Leon believed him and never questioned it.

you know, not dissimilarly to how the shitheads down in gitmo treat prisoners. no one gives the order for them to do that shit. they just kind of do it.

but the whole thing is a non-issue anyway, because Benford was never the CIA Director and wasn't involved in any of this shit to begin with.

like. we're not talking about a minor detail, here. this is the single most important, pivotal moment in Leon's entire character arc. this is the exact moment that he stops being who he was and completely changes into someone else. you actually see the exact second that his soul fucking dies in the DSC scene. it's REALLY IMPORTANT to get the facts straight on what, exactly, happened during this event.

Leon loved Adam Benford, and Adam Benford is one of exactly three (3) people in this entire fucking series who genuinely loved him back without debate to be had or caveats needing to be added (the other two are Chris and Sherry, if you're wondering -- and I'm happy to go into why Chris and not anyone else, if anyone's interested). That is canon.

after all this shit, i have half a mind to ship these two out of fuckin spite, bro.

[nosetoons]

Holy shit I don't think I've ever hated a Tumblr post so much I needed to say something about it.

>P O P U L A R T H I N G B A D

>Move the fuck on from Velma already. There are better shows out there and plus Warner Bros Discovery wants you to keep talking shit about it because the whole hate train is what made it so popular to begin with.

>Average Disney hateboner

>If this is because your mindset is that fucking stupid "Cancel Your Gays" bullshit, then fuck off. Dead End was cancelled due to poor audience reception and low viewership, Inside Job was cancelled due to its controversial premise leading to a middling reception, and Warrior Nun was cancelled because of low viewership...NOT BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS ARE GAY

>What the hell does Justin Roiland's domestic abuse scandal have anything to do with queers and black people making short-lived content? Also, the last bit is false, as successful shows like Steven Universe was made by a non-binary queer, She-Ra 2018 was made by a non-binary transman, and OK KO was made by a black person.

>You hate lukewarm queer representation yet you're upset Dead End was cancelled, which was known to have very poor LGBT representation.

>You also hate that fandoms don't last long when the new thing comes out but you just literally started with "i hate you wednesday i hate you stranger things".

Please, for the love of god, get a fucking job and find a hobby instead of posting stupid shit like this. TV shows are fucking TV shows, not a damn cult. -_-

i hate you wednesday i hate you stranger things i hate you mindy kaling’s scooby doo reboot i hate you hbo i hate you disney i hate you netflix cancelling dead end and inside job and warrior nun and first kill i hate you justin roiland for continued professional success while female queer and non-white creators can barely get 2 seasons before their shows are dropped i hate you media that’s created to appeal to the widest group of people possible and therefore neutered into meaningless trendy bullshit i hate you lukewarm queer representation devoid of conflict or personality i hate you fandoms that last two months until the next popular streaming thing comes along and i hate hate hate feeling such deep hatred for pieces of media or entire studios that people love because everything surrounding them is so fucked up and unfair and depressing. i hate that i expect things i find cool and interesting and unique to be cancelled. i miss loving media. i miss it so much.

[underswitch-official]

CH2 P1

Everything is very white. As my eyes adjust, Asriel notices a camera hidden in the bushes. I see a path and run down it as fast as I can. I walk around a pretty thick stick, and after a few footsteps, it snaps. A few seconds later, I swear I hear footsteps behind me, and Asriel sees the silhouette of a tall skeleton. I run as fast as I can and reach a really big gate. I freeze in place as I hear more footsteps behind me.

" H u m a n .  D o n ' t  y o u  k n o w  h o w  t o   g r e e t  a  n e w  p a l?  T u r n  a r o u n d  a n d  s h a k e  m y  h a n d . "

I turn around slowly, and there's the silhouette that Asriel saw. They extend their hand in greeting, and I accept it. A whoopee cushion goes off, and the light reveals the skeleton.

"nyeh heh heh, the ol' whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny," the skeleton says.

I can't contain my laughter for very long, and Asriel moans.

The skeleton has a golden hoodie and grayish brown sweatpants.

"anyway, youre a human, right? that's hilarious. im papyrus, papyrus the skeleton. im supposed to be on watch for humans right now, but��� y'know… i don't really care about capturing anybody. now my brother, sans, is a human-hunting FANATIC. hey, actually, i think that's him over there. ive an idea. go through this gate thingy. yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone."

Papyrus ushers me through and leads me to a station of sorts with two snow rocks and a snowmonster.

"quick, behind that conveniently-sized snowmonster," he says. I run behind it, and Asriel says, "*It's a good thing this snowmonster is bigger than you, or else it wouldn't be a very good hiding place."

I nod and watch as a shorter skeleton angrily stomps forth.

"sup, bro?" Papyrus says casually.

"YOU KNOW WHAT 'SUP,' BROTHER! IT'S BEEN OVER A FORTNIGHT, AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?" Sans rants.

"staring at this snowmonster. its really cool. do you wanna look?" Papyrus replies.

"NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!" Sans says as he stomps angrily. "WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE, I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!"

Sans stops stomping and poses with his hand on his chest. His light blue scarf-cape-thing billows despite there not being any wind. "THEN, I, THE EXCELLENT SANS, WILL GET EVERYTHING I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT… RECOGNITION… I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK… TO BE MY… 'BUD?' " Sans looks like he's starting to get nervous, or confused, or both, "I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING?"

"hmm…" Papyrus says. "maybe this snowmonster will help you."

"PAPYRUS!!" Sans shouts. "YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!! ALL YOU DO IT SIT AND BONEDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!" He blasts the snowmonster with a laser, and my helmet shatters. I curl up into a ball, and Sans doesn't notice me.

"hey, take it easy. ive gotten a ton of work done today. a skel-ton," Papyrus says. Out of nowhere, a set of drums plays badum tss.

"PAPYRUS!!!"

"come on. youre smiling."

"I'M ALWAYS SMILING! SIGH… WHY DOES SOMEONE AS EXCELLENT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION?"

"wow, sounds like youre really working yourself… down to the bone." Once again, the drums play badum tss.

"UGH!!! I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES. AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE… BACKBONE INTO IT!!!! TYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! … HEH!" Sans leaves and Papyrus says, "you okay, bud?"

I stand up and nod, then go to Papyrus to try and talk to him. Before I can say anything, he says, "you oughta get going. he might come back, and if he does, youll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes."

I mumble nervously and shuffle closer to Papyrus.

"whats the holdup? look, theres nothin to be afraid of. it's just a dark cavern filled with funny skeletons and horrible monsters," he says with a wink.

I chuckle and start to leave. Just as I'm about to leave this section, Papyrus stops me and says, "actually, hey… hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor? i was thinking… my brother's been kinda down lately… hes never seen a human before, and seeing you might just make his day. dont worry, hes only dangerous when he isnt trying, and that almost never happens. thanks a million. ill be up ahead." He walks in the wrong direction, but I don't pay attention to that. I go to the next section, and the first thing I see is another orange star. "*Those are called save points," Asriel says.

I touch the save point and the message this time is:

*The convenience of that snowmonster still fills you with Determination.

[hunterbunter3000]

Hi! I love your page so much! From the dog/ handsome man ask, who would be the home wreckers and who would suffer in the friend zone?

Gaz and König would be the kings of the friend zoned boys while Ghost and Kruger would definitely manipulate, manslaughter, and manwhore their way in Sweetheart’s relationship. Where would the other boys be?

Hello! I'm so happy that you like my page!! I appreciate it 🙏 🫂❤️❤️

WHEW NOW YOU WENT IN BABES

(What we're referring to!)

You are very right, Gaz and König would be the absolute BALLERZ of the friend zone (or the brother zone, cause she sees them like "b r o t h e r s") and then Ghost and Krueger, like the SLUTS THEY ARE, would still be trying ONE HUNNID PERCENT

So let's use this as a pyramid system! The highest is 100% brother zone, and then going down further, you get to the Slut Homewreckers. It goes as such:

The Brother Zone

König

Gaz

Rodolfo

Alex

Roach

Horangi (The Whore Medium)

Alejandro

Price

Soap

Graves

Ghost

Krueger

The Slut Homewreckers

This was so sad to write out 😢

S I K E

Lemme start with Krueger, because he's always my favorite when it comes to Sweetheart.

Short answer: Krueger don't give a flying fuck shit.

Long answer: Krueger has been heavily obsessed with Sweetheart ever since he met her. You think that'll just E N D cause she got a boyfriend? Bitch please, that just makes him want her more. That little boyfriend is just keeping her company for now. Sweetheart belongs to Krueger, she just doesn't know it yet.

Now Ghost, he honestly can't help it. If he has his eyes set on something, he's either gonna make it his or complete it with so much determination it's scary. And that's EXACTLY what he's gonna do with Sweetheart. He didn't think he would fall in love with anyone, so she has a very special place in his heart. He's a bit heartbroken that she has a boyfriend. But as I said with Krueger, that's not gonna stop him. He's absolutely addicted to her, and his addiction can't just be leveled by being friends.

Graves... Jesus. With how much Sweetheart hates him, he's still SO PUSHY. He also can't let her go just like that. He likes their banter too much. So much so, that he sees his future with her still doing this, just with her in his arms surrounded by a white picket fence. Now everytime they fight, his brain reminds him that she has a boyfriend. Fuck, well not for long. He's gonna be the most annoying, pushy asshole she has ever seen. And he's not gonna give up.

Soap-- he was honestly gonna be in the brother Zone, but I had to think... cause I have in another ask (that I haven't posted yet, lemme alone) saying that Sweetheart and Soap are best friends first and lovers last. But g o d that's so hard now because he's fallen in love with her. They're extremely close, and for Sweetheart to not tell him that she has a partner really messes with him. He can't shake the feeling of wanting her for himself. (I can also see him being so desperate and begging. I have a problem with Soap being desperate and begging, its like my whole personality)

Price DEFINITELY wasn't gonna be bro zoned. Like come on- he's so determined in everything he does. But he will feel guilt everytime he tries to woo her. The black tendrils coiling around his being, the right from wrong really be setting in his soul and he hates it. But his desires and his heart keep pushing him to do the "wroight" thing. (Get it? It's right and wrong mixed together HAHA sorry)

Alejandro wouldn't.... but also really would. He feels a connection to Sweetheart. Platonically and romantically. But the romantic weights out the Platonic, and long story short; he wants her. He doesn't want to give up, but he also wants to respect her decision. She seems happy with this man, but wouldn't she be happier with him?

Okay so Horangi is in the middle because he would be 50/50. He would respect her choice to have a boyfriend. I mean yEAH YOU SHOULD-- IDIOT. He would tell himself that it needs to be Platonic only. He would say that when he's near her, when he's staring at her, when he's about to sleep, about to eat, about to-- you get where I'm going. But what if he would keep trying? He's a dogshit gambler though, so it may not turn out right.

Roach would be too scared to be a Homewrecker. He doesn't want to lose her completely, so he will just be Sweetheart's friend. I don't think he could take it for long though, since everyone has a breaking point. Seeing her smile with her man makes him smile, but his heart is bleeding.

Alex would be a bit disgruntled, but he would get over it. She's still in his life but just as friends. He would love to kiss her though. And to wake up next to her in the mornings and make breakfast together-- BUT YA KNOW IT'S FINE, HE'S FINE

Rodolfo hurts me, man. I feel like he would be so sensitive to love. Especially when it comes to loving Sweetheart. He would just look like a sad puppy everytime he's around her cause he knows he'll never get her like he wants to. #LOVEFORRUDY2023

Gaz will be on the cusp of crying 24/7 and being jealous everytime he sees her. And her 🤢man🤢 he will be supportive though, in whatever Sweetheart does he will always be supportive. And a friend. Only a friend to Sweetheart because that's what she wants and he'll respect it. I mean shiii he has to, he doesn't want to ruin anything this good, even if it is platonic.

König, my boy. The König of the friendzone (I LIKE TO THINK IM FUNNY) alot of people think that he's "UwU Boi babygirl nervous wreck little meow meow" (which I do agree on sometimes but also-) he grew up with alot of anger, and punching the shit outta people in school and getting into fights. He would never, EVER put his hands on Sweetheart, but he will mess up his room. And she didn't tell him? He gonna shut off for quite some time. And cry. Cry a l o t. He would have to re-wire his brain to tell himself that she's taken. She's gone.

[wazzappp]

"Just to hammer down how rarely the snake is right about anything,"

OH MY GOD SHITTING ON ELI RIGHT OUT THE FUCKING GATE AS YOU S H O U L D

"“Like hell I’m getting out.” Robbie turns the key in the ignition to start the car again, the engine rumbling to life with a shower of pink sparks on the dashboard, because this is his life now, apparently. When he tries to step on the gas, he ends up jamming the ridiculous heel of his boots into the floor. “These fucking boots—” He tries again, only for his foot to slip right off the pedal. “Come on!”"

This paragraph is my fucking roman empire. The. The pink sparkles. Oh my GOD. HEELS HE. AAAAAA. FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAA. IVE DRIVEN IN HEELS IT SUUUUUUCKS I KNOW YOUR PAIN BECAUSE I DESIGNED YOU WITH IT LMFAOOOO. Just. everything about this. Mwah.

Getting injured more by the boots than the ghosts oh myhdjskajfkdlahfjdsajfkldjkFKLAJFKDL;AJKFLD;SA. HEALING FACTOR COMING IN CLUTCH JFDKLA.

"Get the other hammer! Don’t just throw it, keep hitting it!

Robbie does. He’s dimly aware he’s screaming the entire time, the black blood spraying out of the ghost and onto his white gloves, but eventually the ghost goes limp."

AAAHAHAHAHAHA oh holy shit. That mental image. It has me grinning like an idiot. Just 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM*' a sound designers dream. HES CASTING 'BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH HAMMERS' LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

"He falls back into the driver seat heavily, chin against his chest, which puts him in the inconvenient position of staring right down at the pink fucking gem embedded in his sternum.

On top of everything else, why does it have to be this violently pink?"

AAARAAGHHHHHHH RAAGHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHRAHGHHHHHHHHHHH THATS WHAT ITS ABOUT BABY THATS WHAT WERE HERE FOR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIT ME WITH THAT LITTLE TASTE OF BODY HORROR AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Ohhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh love how you did that. It fits in so well. Its just a little thing but the FLAVOR it gives. Lord have mercy I'm going to lose it.

"The man inspects his nails while he talks. They’re painted flame-bright orange. It doesn’t really fit his general biker aesthetic, and Robbie feels something like hope kindle low in his chest."

USING THE NAIL POLISH TO RECOGNIZE EACH OTHER. FUCK. YOU DIDNT MISS A N Y T H I N G OH MY GODDDD. I'm gonna actually cry dude this is beautiful. I gotta draw this the mental image bro the MENTAL IMAGE I gotTA GOTTA AAAGHHH

Ghost Rider Magical Girl AU

yeah you read that right - check out the tag I'm just following the brilliance of @cicada-candy and @wazzappp

At first, Robbie thinks he must be dead. He drove straight into a wall at forty miles per hour, by all means he should be dead.

This is like the fourth time you’re having this freak out, the snake mutters, coiling around the steering wheel. It flicks the wipers on with his tail, the blades struggling to scrape off the black substance covering the windshield. A ghostly body slowly evaporates from the hood.

Robbie blinks. He’s on the other side of the building, as if he drove right through it. When he looks over his shoulder, through the miraculously intact rear window, all he can see is a solid brick wall of the warehouse.

See? The snake hisses. He sounds incredibly smug. Told ya it would work. I think you got them—

Just to hammer down how rarely the snake is right about anything, he’s interrupted by a loud bang on the roof of the car. It’s promptly followed by manic scratching, like the ghost is trying to claw its way in.

Well, shit, the snake observes. You’re gonna have to get out to deal with this one.

“Like hell I’m getting out.” Robbie turns the key in the ignition to start the car again, the engine rumbling to life with a shower of pink sparks on the dashboard, because this is his life now, apparently. When he tries to step on the gas, he ends up jamming the ridiculous heel of his boots into the floor. “These fucking boots—” He tries again, only for his foot to slip right off the pedal. “Come on!”

The scratching intensifies. It’s gonna take the paint off! The snake shouts, like that isn’t a mind-boggling event all of it’s own. Get the hell out and kick its ass!

“You think I can stand in these?!” Robbie nearly broke his leg running back to the car when the ghosts attacked him outside the auto shop. Just because injuries don’t seem to stick when he’s in this stupid fucking outfit doesn’t mean he wants to try that again, much less kick anything. Inches above his head, the ghost shrieks in rage.

How hard can it be?! It’s just shoes! Women do it all the time!

“Not without– training, or something!”

The next warehouse is only a few meters away, and Robbie is an excellent driver, but he’s not exactly flying under the best conditions right now. If he can’t control the car, he’s going to end up–

A set of hooked talons breaks through the passenger window, the half-melted ghostly face lowering itself down after it. His options rapidly diminishing, Robbie grabs one of the bedazzled white hammers he ends up holding after every transformation and throws it at the creature, hitting it right in the nose. It wails in pain, but doesn’t stop it’s torturous crawl inside.

Get the other hammer! Don’t just throw it, keep hitting it!

Robbie does. He’s dimly aware he’s screaming the entire time, the black blood spraying out of the ghost and onto his white gloves, but eventually the ghost goes limp. It gives one last forlorn moan before dissolving into nothing. Robbie waits a couple of seconds, struggling to catch his breath, before he risks sticking his head through the broken window to see if this was the last one.

No more ghosts. The night is quiet again, the colours returning back to their regular L.A. light pollution levels. He falls back into the driver seat heavily, chin against his chest, which puts him in the inconvenient position of staring right down at the pink fucking gem embedded in his sternum.

On top of everything else, why does it have to be this violently pink?

That could’ve gone worse, the snake slithers across the dashboard to audit the damage to the window. Don’t turn back yet, the glass will repair itself in a few minutes.

“Why can’t it do that when I’m normal?” he mutters. He doesn’t want to be wearing a dress for a moment longer than it’s strictly necessary.

It’s just faster this way, quit whining.

Just to add insult to injury, the gunk doesn’t disappear with all the other magical shit. At least it looks more like motor oil than anything else – it’s enough of a pain to clean it up every time without someone calling the cops because Robbie keeps leaving dark alleyways covered in actual blood. With a sigh, he reaches under the seat to retrieve the paper towels and the disinfectant. It’s easier if he wipes it off right away.

Someone clears their throat outside. The snake shoots his head up, instantly wary, while Robbie ducks down – the last thing he wants is for anyone to see him like this, ghost blood notwithstanding.

“Hi,” he hears, before the crunch of gravel closing in on the car. “That wasn’t half bad.”

Robbie turns back around just in time for a blonde man in a leather jacket to lean down to peer through his window. He looks remarkably unfazed by having witnessed someone hammer thin air into submission, although he does look a little surprised when he takes in Robbie’s whole… thing. He gestures for him to roll down the window, and Robbie does, mostly out of sheer confusion.

There’s a motorcycle parked a few meters behind him. How long has he been here?

“Uh,” the man takes a second to collect himself. “Damn, sorry, I thought you were an actual girl.”

Robbie’s going to grow an entire beard as soon as he gets out of here.

He’s a witness, the snake hisses. You need to get rid of him.

“Hey, now,” the man protests. “That won’t be necessary.”

“You can hear him?” Robbie asks dumbly, pointing at the snake. “Did you–see? All that?”

The man inspects his nails while he talks. They’re painted flame-bright orange. It doesn’t really fit his general biker aesthetic, and Robbie feels something like hope kindle low in his chest.

“I think you and I should have a conversation,” the man says. Then, as if a hilarious joke just occurred to him, grins and adds: “Magical girl to magical girl.”

[zvdvdlvr]

fluff alphabet ( sodapop curtis )

-> navi. | -> outsiders masterlist

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Your attention to detail. you know when somethings wrong, through that carefree façade, and you'll coax an explanation outta him.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Your hands, bruh. He loves watching you light your cigarettes, loves watching you fuck up the Socs that talk shit about pony and other people close to you, loves watching you lace your fingers with his, loves watching you.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Sodapop Curtis likes to smother or be smothered. Will 100% lay on tip of you if you let him, and is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% willing to have you lay on top of him. In all seriousness, Soda really don't give a fuck whatever y'all are doin as long as ur both together

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Soda will do just about anything with you, so you've got a variety of things you could both do. Personally, Soda really likes when you find some nice grassy field and you're all wrapped up in his jacket or whatever, and you're talking about whatever-the-fuck comes to mind

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

Soda is one to wallow in their feelings before doing something impulsive, so you'd be given little to no warning whatever he's doing if he's upset (angry/sad)

Soda feeling cuddly and lovey is a different situation entirely. This guy is clingy and simping and jesus im overwhelmed thinking about the love he smothers you in 😣💞

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Personally, Soda wouldn't be too opposed to having kids, biological or not. He will definitely bust his ass to give his kid the opportunities he didn't/couldn't have, and would the kind of father a lot of people would want

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

With the minimal amount of money this man gets, there is no doubt in my mind he would try his very best to get you a CD or book you've been eyeing

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

ALWAYS, MEIN GOTT. Just hold his hand. He likes it and dgaf if someone says smth to him about it. Soda believes if you truly love someone than you wont be afraid to show that love (and Soda's love language is touch idgaf)

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Angry. Angry at whoever decided to fuck with the gang (everyone loves you, especially bc you're Johnny's second fave person ever)

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Like a lot of members in the gang, Soda leans to joking rather than pranking. You both have a lot of inside jokes, and he loves just randomly bringing up said inside joke to see your smile.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Mans puts effort into kissing you its pretty endearing. The way he pants into your mouth suring a makeout sesh is 😏😏😩😩😩😍😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭❤❤❤ and then he whines and pulls you closer than humanly possible with his hands on the back of your neck. i- 🥵🥵🥵❤❤🤭😍😏😍😍🤭😩🤭😩🤭😍💍💍😇😇😇💒💒💒🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🛐🛐🛐🛐

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

By affirmation and physical touch

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

First kiss together. No details.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Soda's worst fears: you/Darry/Pony walking out of his life with no warning and school

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

bros kinda a worrywort

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

he calls you: babe, baby, doll, pretty girl/boy, angel

you call him: pepsi cola, babe, Coca-Cola, baby, sweetheart,

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Smoking

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

-You Found Me by The Fray

-Freaks by Surf Cruise

-Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Will answer almost any question you ask him

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

A year maybe? All depends on your resolve

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

Well absolutely bust ass to help him, and will absolutely annihilate anyone that says jack shit about him. He'll get real quiet and only ease up if you or his brothers are there to comfort him.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

He's proud that he can call you his. He loves showing you off, even if you insist theres nothing to show off.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Is confident in your ability to fight if you are, but will always look out for you. Soda will definitely fight for you. no comment

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Pretty well, actually. He would observe you for a while before you started dating, and would definitely pick up subtle hints from your body language

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

By proposing to you with a ring pop and then if you said yes you would both go buy a ring

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

you, smoking, sleeping.

xXx

sodapop curtis taglist:

@orphan--obliterator

[spxcesoul]

DATING THE HOTEL STAFF HEADCANNONS

notes -> this is a joke but if this blows up n mcmaster sees it everyones gonna have to chip in for my therapy bills cause the mental tole itll take on me will be the final thing to make me fall into the fucking abyss an ill never recover from it

Lobby Boy

- oh god

- oh god how

- how the fuck did he land a s/o? no one knows

- he doesnt shower, yer either gonna have to teach him or get use to it

- sUPER clingy in all his existence hes never been shown true affection

- hug him and he will mElt n constantly want hugs

- doesnt outright say he wants it

- he will look at you than back at the floor like a dog silently begging for chips

- its pathetic

- but cute

- will gift you trinkets he stole off the corpses of the guests

- hotel likes to tease him and trap lb in his closet away from you

- hotel might also try to kill you to make lb suffer

- manager is genuinly happy for lb but is weary since hes so sensitive

- if you make lb cry from anything other than pathetically adorable happiness over the smallest things expect her to escort you to a room

- if you dont work in the hotel sometimes she lets you take lb out of it for dates

- bring her back a gift (or else)

Manager

- shes so fucking stressed out

- please rub her shoulders n tell her shes doing a good job

- hold her hand n kiss her knuckles her hands cramp from clenching the guest book so hard

- write her name for her, she has extreme fear of writing it down from working at the hotel so long

- she cries alot when you two are alone

- dont say anything

- just hold her close

- run your hands through her hair

- let her breakdown in your arms and help pick her up

- she needs it

- in turn shes super attentive to what you need

- always leaving sticky notes of encouragement on your stuff

- bring her a mcdonalds black coffee n a mcmuffin and she will propose to you right there

- if you two live in a room in the hotel together durning the blank times (its very rare) always cover all the mirrors for her

- she cant stand how gross she looks

- she works with death every day but it makes her stomach churn watching herself contort

- tell her shes pretty

- gift her pearls even if theyr fake she adores them

Owner

- how? and why???

- why would you want this???

- have some self respect bro

- he makes you fill out a fucking application to date him

- takes him 6 weeks to get back to you

- because there were no other candidates you were hired

- will not show affection for the first few months

- dont touch him

- pre marital handholding is a sin

- if by some grace of the hotel herself owner starts to like you hes gonna show his affection by letting you into his office

- touch n o t h i n g

- dont speak to him

- just sit on the lil chair he dragged over n watch him work

- bring something to do its gonna get boring

- if he values you enough to be in his space while hes working than clearly yer doing something right

- if he REALLY likes you yer gonna get some hand crocheted item

- if any of the other staff asked where you got it say you bought it

- he will kILL you if you out his secret hobby

- hotel doesnt mess with you as much as if you were dating lb

- he gets to pissy if she does n while its funny its never as funny as messing with lb

- speaking of lb nEVER speak to him infront of owner

- he will pop a blood vessel

- man will not speak to you for a month he hates lb that much

- doesnt want lbs "filth" rubbing off on you

[drowninginblox]

Just watched Lupin the 3rd: The First

Gonna list my thots- spoilers btw

If for some reason you haven't seen any of the lupin movies, please do so. I watch lupin on a totally legal site that you can ask me about in the comments if you are so inclined. This is just ramblings from a fan riding the high of a good movie. Dont take me seriously.

Wanted to say this at the top: The ending dedication was so sweet. Rest in power Monkey Punch, your legacy will live in fans/simps like me- sorry in advance.

Lupin taking on the 3rd dimension is just- god its gorgeous. I watched it dubbed tho so the lip flaps were jank as hell. But overall- fucking beautiful

Is detective Zenengatta into redheads? If not- this movie supports my HC that he does.

Jigen is so fucking hot in 3d HOLY SHIT YALL. Jigen ships yall are eating GOOD

Goemon, babeygurl, I like you better in 2D. Not saying that 3D isn't your style, but you wear 2D better.

With that being said, I'm proud of him for being away from his emotional support item. BB V proud.

"Fujiko Mine" BARK!! BARK BARK BARK BARK!

RUFF RUFF RUFF !!! RUFF RUFF RUFF!! RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF !!

BARK BARK

BARK BARK BARK!!!!

Ahem

She slays

Her outfits are giving e v e r y t h i n g

LUPIIIIIINNNNN- Slays. As always. Your giving king and I love u

Okay so, Lupin it girl standard was filled. Honestly- didn't like her. I don't usually like the token Lupin it girls anyways because they don't do shit other than yell for Lupin. Which is fine yknow. Sometimes you can't do shit. BUT GOD DAMN GURLIE. PULL THE TRIGGER PIGLETT. THROW A ROCK. PUNCH A BITCH. D O S O M E T H I N G

Also, for this bitch in particular, WE GET IT. YOUR DREAM IS YOUR PERSONALITY TRAIT.

anyways

I like her and lupin's dynamic if it means anything. They'd be great friends. Only friends tho. Lupin is married to the grind first, Fujiko second (if and when shes ready), and the bros third. Then the plot-relevant hoes.

[praebitorem-glaciei]

nsfw asks - kisa edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

god tier aftercare. he'll cook his partner a whole god damn meal if they ask. Kisa is just a very attentive lover in general, his partner probably wouldn't even need to outwardly ask for stuff for him to just get them everything. sweet boy, a kiss every couple of minutes while he's cleaning up :)

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

non sexually? loves his tail. so soft.. so big.. so fluffy.. pretty tail. sexually? he thinks his hips are A+. Kisa do be a love handles appreciator for his partner.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)

why do you cum so much bro stop?? there is NO need. i mean not as bad as emil but christ.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

roc has brought up the concept of sex that is also play fighting and now i am aware he's SUPER into that.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

VERY experienced. Kisa's been around, I'm not saying he's a whore but he's a whore.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

for a catboy his favourite position is doggy style.... don't ask me.. he also a lil lazy though so spooning sex 100%

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Definitely leans more humourous than serious,, sex is supposed to be fun??

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

it's BLUE... but a darker shade than his head hair. he's well groomed in that its clean and neat but he does have a lot of hair.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

So with the sex being with a partner he's very romantic and loving. If its just a fling? less romantic, still cute but not romantic.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

DAILY.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Is 'experimental' a kink cause... willing to try a lot alright.. but uh lets see, play fighting, biting, definitely a little into bondage, also has a thing for lingerie. kind of into breathplay but embarrassed to admit it. He likes using his Vision for sex?? which he has an Anemo vision but by god does he use that to his advantage,, ghostly touches real..

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. He's not picky.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Again, anything. Fuckin' horny ass.. Second horniest oc after Cirino Agosti, REAL.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Gross body fluids?? He doesn't want to seriously hurt his partner during sex either.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

No real preference either way, but if hes getting he's GOING to give, and he'd like the same vice versa. v good,,, he knows what hes doing (and if his partner is afab, he does know where the clit is. god bless)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, sorry. kitty go brrrrrrrr

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Likes them!! Again, no preference for either. But he likes quickies, his job has taught him how to appreciate 'em. Pretty common occurrence, but he tries to make sure the proper sex is extra lovin' to make up for it.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

this mf... SO game to experiment... SO risky... tries most things once kinda guy. and YES he's fucked on a statue of the seven.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

SO MUCH STAMINA... how do you have so much energy.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

hahaha... so don't worry about that chest in the corner of his room...... ;) loves toys. both on him and his partner.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A WHORE!!!! just the worst!! he knows when to quit don't get me wrong, but UGH.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not necessarily loud, but talkative?? praise, degradation, ect ect. grunter tho.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Kisa is j really into having sex outside, idk. maybe its cause of his childhood being spent mostly outside, or maybe cause it makes him feel like a feral cat. i'm not sure, i don't control him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

8in, ampallang piercing, leans a lil right, thiccy

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

really high. but he doesn't EXPECT his partner to meet that, he can take care of himself if need be. he appreciates help tho ;)

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not very quickly, he'll usually do stuff afterwards. But if its late then he'll go to bed once he's done cleaning. (sounds of kitty purring)

[asscandles]

Hey thanks for clarifying before now can I have some friendship(maybe secret crush)headcanons for Fuyuhiko, Peko, and Toko with a friend(reader) thats llike your generic dumbass but they are just like a soft dumbass, they are just too cute to get mad at no matter how stupid they are. So basically a giant cuddly dumbass that just radiate baby energy. Like they(reader)just run up to them saying they want to show them something cool and its just a pretty rock but they look so happy. gender neutral.

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏɴɢ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜᴛ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴜɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ɪᴛ! ʙᴜᴛ, ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ, ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ!

ɪ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀᴛ 3:26 ᴀᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴡᴇᴇᴋꜱ ʟᴀᴛᴇ, ɪ’ᴍ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴋᴀʟꜰꜰᴅᴊᴋꜰᴀʟ

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ

Peko Pekoyama

“I--What are you doing?”

You stand on the counter, arms extended straight out at your sides. You continue staring ahead with an expressionless face. “I see no god up here… other than me!”

Peko sighs, and you immediately look down at her with round eyes. “Oh, but you’ll always be my queen, Peko! I want you by my side forever!”

Since Peko is always wielding/cleaning her sword, you carry around pastel-colored bandaids and a small first-aid kit in your backpack.

You’re usually by her side, so your absence is always noticed quickly, if not immediately.

You once fell asleep somewhere you shouldn’t have, leaving Peko to ravage the island, searching every nook and cranny until she finally found you curled up in a corner of the airport. All she could do was sigh and crack a tiny, relieved smile. She transfers her sword to her hands before easing you onto her back. Her heart swells when you mumble something and wrap your arms around her neck. All the way back to your cottage, she chides you quietly.

“It’s not safe to be so vulnerable out here. If you’re going to fall asleep out here, do it while I’m with you. Then, you can sleep as soundly as you want.”

M A T C H I N G  B R A C E L E T S

You excitedly gave Peko a card to celebrate the anniversary of your friendship. Peko snorted upon seeing that all of the drawings inside were either stick figures or poorly colored. But you just looked so happy… she couldn’t even bring herself to tease you about it.

You both refuse to speak of this, but one night, Peko woke up to the flickering of a faint light and feverish whispering. She had switched into attack mode in a fraction of a second, only to stop dead in her tracks. You had been standing in the middle of the room, doing the renegade by the light of your phone. You froze upon her reaction. Both of you sat there, staring at each other for a solid twelve seconds. You then proceeded to finish the dance, looking her dead in the eye. Peko may have be tired, but she’d be damned if she let you do it alone. So, she does it while standing on her bed, but clearly lacking energy and motivation.

Ambushing Peko with affection is not uncommon for you. It happens rather often, you clinging to her waist and pleading with her, “Hey, tell me that story again! You know, the one where Fuyuhiko was being held captive and you swooped in with your sword and saved the day!”

When you found out that Peko loved fluffy things, you were ecstatic. You bundled her into your cottage immediately, showing off a small collection of stuffed animals that you had managed to cram into your backpack before your arrival at the island.

Peko selects a white cat plushie as her favorite. From that point on, it is your child. No arguments.

You tend to get lost, so Peko sarcastically suggested tying a balloon to your wrist so that you would be easier to find. But, you totally caught her off guard when your eyes began to sparkle and you shouted, “Can I pick the color?” When she doesn’t answer immediately, you grab her hands and hold them close to your own chest endearingly. “Pretty please? With marshmallows and cookie crumble and whipped cream and sprinkles on top?” Peko obliges. When the balloon is finally secured around your wrist, you are absolutely fascinated by it.

You often fawn over Peko’s skills; but when you do, you use interjections and sound effects because you aren’t able to convey your excitement with just words.

Okay, but she’s actually worried about you lmao

“You have… a lot of mosquito bites. What happened?”

“What? They’re not bites! They were giving me kisses, silly!”

You’ve tried multiple times to surprise her with tickle attacks, but they never work. The only time it went according to plan, you managed to get your hands on her for exactly 0.7 seconds before she turned the tables on you.

Platonic dates? Platonic dates.

You’ve 100% made her flower crowns whose petals match the color of her eyes. 

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

“So… I saw some sour candy in the supermarket. If you lend me the money, I’ll give you half of the rocks I found.” :)

“Considering the fact that you get an adrenaline rush from successfully flipping a pancake, a single piece would kill you immediately.”

Everyone who discovers you two are friends is immediately suspicious. When I say suspicious, I mean, “(Reader), whatever blackmail he’s holding over your head, you don’t have to be scared. We can take care of this together.”

But after witnessing a few of your interactions, they learn of one irrefutable fact.

The embodiment of rage and vulgarity bottled up in human skin does indeed have a weakness.

And that weakness is you.

It didn’t take long for Fuyuhiko to become aware of your appreciation for stickers and your tender heart. That being said, when you’re upset, he won’t object too severely when you request to smooth stickers all over him. He would prefer to keep this interaction private, but if someone does happen to catch him with giraffe stickers on his cheeks and rainbows on his jacket, then he’s going to wear them proudly, goddamnit.

And if anyone has anything rude to say about it, then I hope they can speak sign language, because all they’ll be seeing is hands.

You’re aware of his insecurities, and you can understand why he feels the way that he does. But that’s where you come in. You always seem to approach him at the right moments. 

By now, you’ve figured out that he doesn’t always need words to reassure him. It’s enough if you’re just there, ready with open arms and a glass of water. Fuyuhiko doesn’t cry often. But when he does, he ends up dehydrated more often than not.

Let’s be honest. After Fuyuhiko lost his eye, his depth perception was most likely shit. You were always at his side, one hand on his arm as you gently guided him from room to room. You watched over him.

Accidentally knocking over a drink? You were ready to wipe it up. Searching for something he lost? You were there, helping him look. Tripping or bumping into things? You were there with a first aid kit to patch him up.

You try to match his level of sass, but you’re highkey too nervous to swear and you usually stutter the last word of whatever witty comeback you manage to come up with. Fuyuhiko secretly thinks it’s adorable, and he doesn’t want you to lose that part of yourself. That’s why he always defends you when it comes to verbal beatdowns.

You once drew a face on an egg, and when Fuyuhiko questioned you about it, the only thing you could offer was a deadpan “our son.”

“What the hell--that’s an egg.”

“No! His name is Linguini and he’s our child!”

Fuyuhiko is exhausted bro.

You’ve approached him countless times, eyes glowing with awe and insisting that you need to show him something really cool. It’s usually just a rock or a piece of glass, though. He always has the urge to poke fun at you for it, but it fizzles away when he sees how utterly bewitched you are with your find.

One time, he had walked into the room to see you standing on the arms of an office swivel chair, knees bent and arms extended as you fought to maintain your balance. You seemed to be fairly steady.

Still, that didn’t prevent him from nearly falling into cardiac arrest on the spot.

“What the fuck are you doing?”

It had startled you, and the chair rolled out from underneath you. Fuyuhiko rushed to catch you. You both tumbled to the floor in a knot of limbs, lying there in varying degrees of pain. You were laughing. Fuyuhiko was absolutely most fucking not.

“Thanks for breaking my fall!” You had chirped, gesturing to the arm lodged under the small of your back to protect it.

“You little--” Fuyuhiko’s voice had been strained, but his tight-lipped grimace dissolved into a sigh at the sight of your smile. He disentangled himself from you and pressed the pad of his index finger into your forehead. Your lips formed a small “o” shape, your eyes crossing to try to keep track of his finger. “You need to be more careful from now on. I won’t always be here to catch you.”

“But, you’ll still patch me up afterward, right?” You poked his forehead back.

He huffed and pulled away from you. “To the best of my ability. But don’t push it.”

Toko Fukawa

Initially, the only reason that Toko set aside her natural distrust and suspicion of people in order to befriend you was because she thought that you were simply too innocent and simple-minded to ever think badly of a friend.

She thought that having such a sweetheart glued to her side would disperse her dubious reputation and make her seem less suspicious during class trials.

Yep… That’s the only reason she keeps you around...

Not because of the way her heart feels all fuzzy when you embrace her… Or because of how your eyes sparkle whenever she offers to let you read one of her new works… Or because of how relaxed she feels when you weave her hair into intricate braids…

Not at all…

Hahahashutuphahaha…

She often scolds you for being such a pushover when people disrespect you, but she means well. You insist that it doesn’t bother you, but she’s an expert on human emotion. She is a writer, after all. She knows that it haunts your thoughts for a while afterward, and she hates seeing you like that.

You’ve noticed that Toko bites her nails when she’s stressed, so you’ve decided to combat her habit by applying nail polish to her nails. That way, you figure, the taste of the nail polish will deter her from tearing at them with her teeth. She also has the option of picking off the nail polish, which is probably less harmful than chewing on them.

You also kinda sorta... believe that video game cheat codes work in real life, so you’re often moving around and jumping, shouting the combinations as you go.

“Right! Right! Left! Up! Left! Down! Right! X! Y! Now, confess your sins!” You command during a class trial, pointing vaguely toward the accused. Toko just quietly shushes you, dark circles rimming her eyes as she pats your head.

You’ve adopted the habit of narrating the things you do, like whispering “wiggle, wiggle, wiggle” when sliding your feet into your shoes and “shimmy, shimmy, shimmy” when slipping your charm bracelet past your hand onto your wrist. Coincidentally, Toko has also subconsciously started doing the same thing, and she cannot think of anything more irritating.

She once jokingly told you to stop being so dependent on her. You promptly flushed scarlet and snatched the box she had been carrying out of her hands, insisting that you were more than capable of taking it to storage yourself. You had marched indignantly out of the room and headed left, only for Toko to call out, “Uh, storage is the other way.”

You reappeared a moment later, now stomping in the opposite direction. “I knew that!” You huffed.

You’re aware of Genocide Jack, but you aren’t afraid. You whole-heartedly trust that your friendship is enough to outmatch Genocide Jack’s bloodlust, as naive as it may be. Your only response to Toko’s confession of having a split personality is to gift her a cherry-flavored lip balm with a bright smile. At first, Toko is confused. You explain that whenever Genocide Jack makes an appearance, their tongue is always lolling out of their mouth. You’re concerned that their lips will get dried out, and you want to do your best to prevent it.

Did Toko’s heart just burst? Maybe.

Toko shares her romance novels with you, but only the ones without sexual interactions. She believes that you’re far too pure for those. Plus, she would really not rather answer your questions about anything of that nature.

Toko is determined to preserve your purity. She’s very protective whenever someone shows the slightest bit of sexual or romantic interest in you, and has even referred to you as her baby before.

Whenever Toko gets insecure or anxious and covers her face with her hands, you gently remove them from her face with a soft giggle of “Peekaboo!” Toko doesn’t fight you as you carefully pull her into your arms and rest her head against your chest. In fact, she finds herself surprisingly close to tears when you inquire, “Hey, you want to hear a lullaby? I can’t remember who sang it to me first, but it always helps me calm down. So, I want to share it with you!”

There will be times when Toko is too busy writing stories to pay you any attention. But no matter! After a moment of consideration, you have an idea. You gather blankets and pillows and settle onto the floor beside Toko’s seat. Your arms loop themselves around her leg, and your head finds its way onto her thigh. It isn’t long before you doze off, Toko watching you in silent shock, face rosy with bashfulness and eyes wide.

Toko is very adamant about covering up her legs due to both the tally marks scored across her skin and the quote-on-quote “sturdiness” of her thighs. You, however, have an entirely different outlook. You reason, “the bigger your thighs, the more snacks you can hide under them!” 

[scoups4lyfe]

I personally don't hate daiji or any chara really on Revice really but man For me i wish we spend more time with daiji/kagero before get that episode 26 fight because sad to say the fight feel flat to me unfortunately, it feel very rushed especially Daiji is become background chara too much after he become KR live... we rarely have episode that focused on him after he become KR live....

So my conclusion is, i wish i know kagerou or Daiji more before this fight

o hoooo~

I always like listening to other people's opinions on things, especially if they're completely different from my own LOL!!

My friend Nacho almost A L W A Y S has the exact opposite opinion or reaction or experience than I do when it comes to media (books, movies, tv) --- like they are 100x harsher.

But its always legit? I'm like "oh, wot?" And see tHAT'S it. THAT"S one of the reasons why I respect people's opinions. I learn a lot from another's person viewpoint. (Mostly that I'm wearing rose-tinted glasses LOLLLLL)

Anyways I said all that but I'll argue debate for

Revice Supremacy

perhaps till the end of time;;;; or until Revice disappoints me (lMAOO)

See -- I can understand why the fight could seem a lil sudden -- ain't even gonna lie to you bro, I NEVER expect any of the sh#t revice throws at me. I always go in like

See but what usually

/doesn't/

surprise me is the character psychology. And this is because.... idk I feel like I know Daiji, Ikki, George, Julio and Olteca like the back of my fking HAND bro. Better than, probably.

[Then again I'm insane and have spent my time going through episodes bit by bit analyzing idk. Whatever my mind could *PING* on the analysis-writer-intentionality detector. ]

Right, right. So for me, although the pacing is speedy and they're always throwing punches left and right...when you go back and rewatch knowing what you now know......watch or look for the little things.

Daiji's reactions. Things they say or do blah blah blah. And you'll find how the devil is rlly in the fking DETAILS here.

I get it. A lot of you feel like you came to watch a long distance marathon, but instead is an 800 meter sprint. Like if the runners also showed up ready for long-distance thennn it's gonna be wonky as hell. But the Revice pacing is fine because its perfect for the story (imo). The runners sprints are all sprinters.

Y'all just walked in with the wrong field guide. (LOL)

Everything. And I mean E V E R Y T H I N G is there when you're really paying attention. Vice attacking like a child and confusing everyone for a good amount of episodes?

That's because we didn't have the context that Vice represented Ikki's stolen Childhood. So OF COURSE he acts like a child. He is one. (And that makes the sh#t he says FUNNIER. Because Ikki is literally duking it out with his 4 -8 yr old self lmaOOO)

Likewise Daiji was fking oFF his gOURD from episode 1, and then it just. Got. Worse.

Like major props to the actor or the costume team or both or whatever but pre-episode 5/6 --- Daiji looks soooooo fking iNNOCENT.

And now he's been banned from like eight circuses for smashing all their funhouse mirrors

Now I am ngl to y'all. The reason why it all clicked for me (Ikki's entire character psychology --yada yada)

Is becaause 1) The evidence is fking CAKED in there. It just took me till episode 10 to see it (L O L)

2) My friend Nacho actually lived Ikki's backstory. The only difference being that Nacho is more self-reflective than Ikki is (lmao). So not a single thing Ikki does surprises them.

And y'know, hilarious, because I lived Daiji's backstory LOL! Like the resemblance is un-fking-canny y'all.

Nacho is legit like:

"Yeah Ikki's grown a lot, and that's good and all. But since I've been in his position I know exactly where he is at mentally rn and he still has a looooooooooooong way to go. ://"

and for me y'know I recognize where Daiji is at but in more of a conceptual sense. Because y'know me and Daiji obv have our branching-off points. My character arc went something like this:

Daiji ---> Olteca (pre-cult) ---> Olteca (cult) --> George. --> Kagerou

The final evolution. :DD.

Yeah so below the cut -- I write more nonsense about Kagerou and Daiji's focus in Revice and why although I see where y'all are coming from, I honestly think what we've been given has been pretty solid. Esp cause I trust the writers to deliver what they need to for the last half of the show. So

へ‿(ツ)‿ㄏ

For a Kagerou/Daiji focus episode after he became live; I tech don't really mind it. Like yeah once it got to like episode 20 I was like 'ok? OK? KAGEROU?? KAGEROUUUUU???' Cause it was about time for the other shoe to drop.

The thing is, Revice as a narrative -- yes Ikki is the main character, but his siblings are SO. Integral to his identity (and vice-versa) that it feels more to me that when it focuses on Ikki; you learn ton of sh*t about his siblings. Like in Ikki's first major growth (ep 13 <33) Ikki fking TRUSTED both Daiji and Sakura.

Let them handle their own battles. And that's- that's a BIG fking STEP for him.

But at the same time, doesn't this also tell you a lot about Daiji and Sakura? Sakura was going to fight anyways, she didn't care if Ikki popped around. Daiji did.

During that pause where Ikki made his choice of trusting or not trusting --- Daiji is fking FASCINATING. The way he desperately looks back at Ikki -- this is EVERYTHING.

If Ikki stayed, Kagerou prolly would've been back to lighting fires and fratricidal plans. But he /trusted/ Daiji and left.

Likewise, Kagerou pops out that episode when Olteca hurts him. This brings out Kagerou. Again, this tells a LOT about Daiji. The trigger for Kagerou was his p a i n.

I could wax poetic about Revice all day. But I needa reblog episode 27 lmaooooo. Sorry for writing such a long bunch of nonsense for your opinion ask LOL.

I guess all I was trying to say was: I see where you're coming from. But I think it would help to shift the lens a big. Don't focus on what is not happening -- but what it SAYS about the characters when those things aren't happening.