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odysseys-blood · 7 months ago

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ik i always complain abt it but i feel like its so over any time im out with my brother and he looks certifiably like a high schooler his age and i look like he just picked me up from middle school.

#cliffnotes/.txt #like 😭#i fear im not gonna start looking my age for like another 20 years considerinf my parents are now looking like theyre in their 40s #and both are past 50 #this is doing damage to me in many ways #bc i feel like no one takes me seriously already on normal things #but ppl def dont take me serious on my gender/sexuality #and i always feel like i am not a dating candidate bc ppl think im much younger than i am.#i am not turning to makeup to fix this thats never happening

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3-aem · 7 months ago

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MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE

#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei #im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward #AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB #also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore #like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished #i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line #this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired #hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body #me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right #but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence*#before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues #and i was just like ya….i know 😭#its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb #its probably both im ngl #the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean #and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey #using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out #also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack #now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time #three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time

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dailyayao · 5 months ago

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#cql: episode 50 #he is powered by both heartbreak and fury in this scene and i love it #i mean it's the only thing i do love about this moment because he's also about to die #and once he's dead my interest in the material is more or less negligible #but look at the fury in his expression. he is not looking at lan xichen #he is looking past lan xichen at nie huaisang #literally he has just finished saying #'why are you looking at him? stop looking at him! what are you expecting to find?'#sword through his heart and a missing arm and a middling golden core and this man is about to mcfuckin lose it #if he wasn't impaled on lxc's sword (non-sexy edition) i fully believe there's no power in the jianghu that could have stopepd jgy #from getting his remaining hand around nhs's throat and squeezing the life out of him

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figs-oliomedley · 2 years ago

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Funky uncles :]

Chima is actually so out of place with its uncle character lol, Wu and Merlok would get along just fine but Lagravis would fit in much better than Lavertus

#I used the watercolor brush and a thin lineart so I had to copy and paste the lineart layer so that it would be more visible #Wu and Merlok are both century-old GODS and Lavertus is a stinky man in a costume on the edge of the world #he's also like... much younger than him????#like even without the centuries thing he's in his 40's (50's tops) while they're at LEAST in their 60's #I had so much fun drawing Merlok #and I'm very proud how far I've come in drawing Wu :>#I told you my Laval sketch was just Lavertus lol I basically copied that drawing as a reference #it's in the same pose and everything who's gonna stop me?#anyways on to the nitty-gritty #lego #chima #lego chima #merlok #nexo knights merlok #lego nexo knights #sensei wu #wu ninjago #lego ninjago #my stuff #gonna draw more crossover art later #so obsessed with lego shows

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hecatesbroom · 5 months ago

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Thanks to the lovely @the-eclectic-wonderer for tagging me in this tag game!

Bold & colour whatever applies to you:

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or and bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

No pressure to participate of course, but I'm tagging: @roseeycreates-blog @alectothinker @srosehh @timelessbian @tvmilfs

#i'd say i'm about 50/50 on wearing makeup (only lipstick and not *nearly* every day)#i *have* dyed my hair blue (and honestly any other unnatural colour after that) in the past but it's just my natural colour now!#saying i play an instrument feels like a bit of an exaggeration but i recently picked up playing the piano again & i can play a few tunes!#& i have something against calling people *best* friends but i do have a lot of great friends i've known for over 5 years!!#the piercings are just my ears! which i never actually wear earrings in lol but i technically could if i wanted to #oh and i smile *all the time*. seriously i can't not smile when someone looks at me #(either out of nerves or because i'm happy to see them. or both!!)#opposite of resting bitch face over here lol #i admire people who can keep a straight face because i could NEVER #anyway uh. i wrote another essay in the tags explaining myself didn't i #alys.txt #tag game #thanks again for tagging me!! this was fun <3

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seaweedstarshine · 4 months ago

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Haters call eleven straight Doctor because he’s attracted to older women, when his type is clearly just morally questionable people who look middle-aged (he calls Churchill “dear,” don’t forget. he never calls Amy or Clara that. Churchill is in the same category as River and the TARDIS).

#haters like it when ten makes fun of Jackie’s age and says she’s rose aged 50 years (like she's not closer in age to DT than Billie) :|#eleven has the least moral backbone of any nuwho doctor I cant lie. I mean he fucked Winston Churchill!!!#eleventh doctor #words by seaweed #dw negativity #this isnt negativity abt anyone specific im just posting this because its true and also Ive seen rising eleven hate this past month so like #also im not saying every person who ever called eleven straight hates older women- some ppl just have a headcanon and that’s okay :) :) :)#but well. all them who say 11's the “ONLY” straight doctor in order to slander (esp them comparing to some fuckboy doctors I might name)-#their misogyny+ageism is showing. and it is really. really. :|#(not that any doctor is textually straight. im just sayin)#eleven's NOT straight. he's just horrny for his wife. <3 #bi4bi icons! eleven w the android boyfriend <3 river w the second wife <3 eleven w the Rory kissing <3 both w more non-straight stuff in EU #tho river's bisexuality bein more referenced in the fandom- well I get that. river is perfect <3 #but back to eleven- lets be real- we all heard the way he said to the hide creature “big boy” damn #river song #tasha lem #winston churchill #who thinks he bagged Nixon too even after expressing disapproval #that one creature from hide #that one sexy fish in vampires of venice #idris #not that idris was middle aged! but she was a good chunk of years older than matt smith

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vandalizedheart · 2 days ago

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a lil late night reminder: no matter how you choose to run your blog, or how you may write your muse, you have a place here. as long as you're having fun and finding joy through having a roleplay blog, that's all that matters in the end. <3

#💔 ˚₊ · 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗 ✗ long lost words whisper slowly to me. ❞#this applies to every rpc on tumblr tbh but it's directed at the sonic one;#it sucks seeing people struggle to fit in here for one reason or the other. x__x #if i'm honest i do not enjoy how i've been treated in this rpc in the past...#it's better this time around thankfully (mainly cause i worked on a lot of my anxiety and self-esteem issues lmao)#trying to be the change i want to see now lol... i feel like people stay in their own bubbles a lot here?#i don't rly have the energy for like; extensively plotted 50+ reblog threads. i imagine Most don't because we got jobs and life and shit.#but it's always good to send in inbox memes. gush/infodump about ur muses with each other when the free time aligns.#low stakes plotting + ship/dynamic discussions just to see what sticks vs. what doesn't.#also dash games... i feel like i Barely see ppl tagging their mutuals in dash games anymore. i will bring this trend back 😤#interacting with mutuals both new & old... etc. etc. etc.#do not shy away from the Community part in rpc... otherwise what's the point lmao.#(unless you're specifically rping with friends/a curated group but that's a different topic)#Anywayz... i've mostly been lurking and sending memes this week & now i'm drowsily rambling JFDKKGDJ.#might do stuff this weekend but i've also been wanting to draw so... 2 be determined lol.

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unluckyprime · 2 years ago

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is this too niche

#i think it is but listen to zombie prom and tell me im wrong #zombie prom IS my grease guys . that musical is so stupid and so fucking funny #if a single one of u knows zombie prom please consider. hermie playing jonny warner #id write the fic but I already DID one for hsm dude #both 50s musicals except one is so weird and funny #AAAUghhhw #normal in the audience during blast from the past like 😳😳😳😳😳😳#oakworthy #normal oak #hermie unworthy #hermie the unworthy #dndads #dungeons and daddies #zombie prom #ask me about zombie prom in dms I fucking DARE you. I will explode i love it so much

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enden-k · 8 months ago

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its kinda funny how im luckier in fgo (which is rlly hard to be lucky (at least for me) + that 330 pity) than in stupid hsr 🧍‍♂️

#i got both koyan l/d + oberon + godjuna over the past time in like 40-50 pulls estimated?#meanwhile i go hard pity and lose every 50/50 in hsr 🧍‍♂️#babbles #tbd

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mildmayfoxe · 2 months ago

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it is kind of crazy to witness how people who make real money (have a salary) live because my roommate is trying a new local meal delivery service and she’s been really enjoying it so i just went and looked at their website and it’s at least $100+ a week which boggles the mind. meanwhile i’m going to the grocery store & always hitting the “20 items or fewer” lane & getting mad when i have to pay more than $50

#i saw her grocery receipt yesterday too and that was also $125 or something #and she got basically the same AMOUNT of stuff that i did yesterday! we both came back from different stores at around the same time #i paid something like $48 and she got basically the same amount of stuff as i did but for more the double the price #idk it’s just wild to think about. it feels impossible for me to ever have that kind of money #and like i have my vices. i’m not immune to takeout sandwich on the way home from work. etc #but that’s also considering how HUGE it is for me to even be able to do that in the first place; i’m much better off financially than i have #been in the past. part of what’s contributing to even my $50 grocery bill is how i buy those big bolthouse juices once a week now #which in the past would have been completely off limits #idk it’s just insane to think about how little money so much of us live off of #anyway.#chatpost

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cosmic-walkers · 3 months ago

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I realized this was purely a power move for Stephen. This conversation had no actual benefit to him, if anything, it benefitted Thomas more than it did Stephen, but he still wanted to rile Thomas up. He still wanted to show Thomas that he had power over him in a way Thomas didn't even realize. He has power over him in a way not even Henry does. Stephen finding a connection to his past and making him question his relationship with the man who abused him has undone him in a way no one else has. He has Thomas literally reflecting back on everything.

Thomas thought that Stephen found dirt on him, and even if it seemed as if he did, it was fruitless in the end. But still, Stephen wanted to put him on edge. They both threatened each other here, granted, Thomas has offered Stephen many olive branches, but Stephen is Stephen.

Regardless, the idea of Stephen leaving Thomas speechless, and laughing as he's walking away - omg. He is the only one who can do that to Thomas, the only one who can leave him dumbfounded in such a way that he questions his relationship with Walter and his life leading up to that point.

#it's not even just that-it opens old wounds and more questions #do you know the restraint Thomas had not to ask Stephen more? to inquire about why walter did it - what the family did #etc #Stephen has access to Tom's past in a way that no one else - not even Thomas himself has #and that is both intriguing and scary to Thomas #if I were Thomas - i'd think Stephen was a witch sent to specifically fuck me up #Thomas Cromwell #Stephen Gardiner #Wolf Hall #Tudor History #Hilary Mantel #stephen said - if i have trauma with my father then im going to make sure you - who are so unhealed - also has trauma with your dead father #even if your 50 years old #i am miserable and so are you so now what?

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oculusxcaro · 2 months ago

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SEX VALUES

"I'm not gonna do... that for just anyone. Just... look, just forget I said anything, okay? Can we change the subject?"

Tagged by: @twcfaces (mwah ♡♡) Tagging: If you haven't done this yet, YOU!

#🌈 || dashboard games #🌈 || memes #Thank you so much for the tag halekulani!#I appreciated this a lot bc I honestly never did this for Khare #She's veeeery avoidant about ANYTHING to do with sex and doubly more so since getting mutated #Eyyy 50/50 club right here!#Khare honestly doesn't mind either gender both men and women can be attractive #Dom? Submissive? Switch? Whatever makes her partner happy I guess #The trick to getting with her... is that you don't haha #She can find people attractive but that's as far as her urges go #Any drive got straight up nuked after those DNA changes aafsd #I'm actually surprised sex drive got that high tbh that is probably has high as it gets EVER #The most exciting part about going to bed with someone is going to sleep and that's it - Khare #Khare why are you such a fucking 😐#Anyways good luck to anybody able to look past those extra eyes :')#OH YEAH hi guys hope you're all doing well and are having a lovely weekend!#My ass got slammed with overtime again so only 1 day off in... 2 weeks #I'm so tired bsdsds

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biryukzlodei-artblog · 1 year ago

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by Gennady Pavlishin

#art #tiger #tigers #according to research when a bear and a tiger fight #50% time victories go to the tiger #the bear only wins 27% of the fights #other 23% is a draw #however tigers and bears are rarely fighting because such fight cost both a lot anyway #in the entire history of tiger watching in Russia only one tiger has been found that has purposefully hunted bears over the past 20 years #He mostly chose female bears and bear cubs for his prey

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sercphs · 6 months ago

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I have successfully maintained RNG so awful that I can get everything I want.

#frayed strands of fate .. ooc #Constellaitons of Father? Surely you meant Jean? Aventurine? That's a funny way to say Bronya.#I just checked my pull rates and I have been at almost 80+ for my last ten 5* pulls in both HSR and Genshin #And I have lost every 50/50 for the past year and a half #What is this. Help me.

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moderndaymelodrama · 2 years ago

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happy pauljulian journal entry day to all those who celebrate

#i walked past a chess board today honestly it was too soon #pauljulian #i hate them both (affectionate)#these violent delights micah nemerever #datvd #50 years since the first move

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luvuomi · 7 months ago

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i’ll keep my thoughts on arle’s story quest to myself for now to avoid spoiling it for moots on here but all i can say is … it was amazing and i cried

in other news: your girl is officially an arlechinno and lyney haver🤭

#── ꒰ 🍶 ꒱ 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗐/ 𝗒𝗎𝗈𝗆𝗂 .ᐟ #i stayed up past my bedtime for this and it was 100% worth would do it again no doubt #but yes my pulls were extremely bless somehow won two 50/50s in a row.. yea i was just as shocked #annd lyney’s weapon as a bonus cough cough #sigh now the dreadul part comes in…farming and building them ( i hate this part someone farm w/ me 💔 /j )#but i’ll save that for another day i am extremely tired because of how excited i got both with pulls and the story that my energy is gone #so off to bed i go🏃‍♀️

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