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Idk who's going to bother to read this rant but maybe someone will and relate to some parts of it so here goes.
The asexual and aromantic experience is wild when you have nothing but love to give.
For context, I generally don't use any specific labels because it's just a lot of work to explain, but using the more generic ones, I know a few things about myself.
I'm non-binary, polyamorous, and land *somewhere* on the ace and aro spectrums. I only use pangender as a term cuz I'm biased to the flag. It looks pretty, and it's close enough. I've debated if I'm trans, but I'm not uncomfortable in my body so I haven't bothered to pursue anything, and I'm only ace/aro because there is just a complete lack of drive/attraction/instinct whatever it can be called, in my body and psyche. I am a soul in a vessel here to experience things, but attraction is not one of them, apparently.
I'm a sex positive ace though. And I know all the technical terms I fall into but it's just complicated. I don't really use any kind of term for sexual preference, but I know I like men, and can develop sexual attraction under the right circumstances, and I like women aesthetically, but I can't say I'm NOT sexually attracted because I've never been with one. And the weird fear about trying is exactly the same fear I had about men. So ya know.
But I want to love. To be loved and especially to give love in return. I don't make a lot of friends cuz I don't get attached, with the exception of getting adopted, and my best friend who I chose all the way back in 2nd grade. I'm in my early 20s now and her and I live together, so you can see that it means something.
I've also recently started dating this guy who is exactly in the perfect sweet spot of everything I am attracted to, and not just visually. (Who actually cares about appearances anyway?) He's very sweet and kind to me, has a perfect balance of similarities and differences to myself, highly values communication and listens to what I have to say, understands my needs and how I function, and overall matches my energy. (He's very mellow but I'm working to bring out the crazy side I know is in there, lol.) To be honest it's damn near one of those too good to be true things. He's also poly, not entirely cis, and completely embraces my gender identity, or lack thereof. He's devoted and healthily obsessive and possessive and it's mutual. We also completely agree on our stances about kids and marriage, which is that we want neither. (At least not getting married on paper, he absolutely wants to wife me and I'm not mad about it.)
What makes me feel almost guilty, or honestly more like I'm defective, is that he's had all these realizations and transcendent moments that you would expect out of finding the person you're meant to be with. But I haven't. Don't get me wrong, I completely share the sentiments, I want him just as much as he wants me, and the devotion is mutual, I just haven't felt it. I know I love him, I know that I'm happy, I know that what we have is extremely promising and healthy. I just feel like I'm missing what everyone else gets to experience. I've talked about it with him too and he's so very understanding. Maybe I'm just terrified of myself. That I'll ruin it without even knowing, simply because I'm not designed to have this. I also know that thinking that is bad for manifesting.
Like just listen. (I'm also into witchcraft and astrology,) And my literal human design works against some of the things I want. I want to sleep next to him, all the time, but I have genuine trouble sleeping next to another person even just in the same bed as me, let alone within elbow distance. Sometimes it's hard if they're even in the same room. And that fact was literally stated in one of my readings. There's something in my autistic little brain that can't seem to let my breathing match theirs, and it's a natural thing for humans to do, but it somehow drives me crazy. I want to kiss and hold and have sex and all those things, but I'm difficult. Finding satisfaction in intimacy is a literal challenge, even with help from toys or other stimulus. He's been so patient and understanding with that too and it's done wonders for the shame trauma I grew up with, but it's also just frustrating, because I feel constantly inadequate or like I'll accidentally give off the impression that he's not enough. And that's not true. (Even if there's some things he could stand to learn.) It's all just that typical asexual "I feel broken" kind of angst. But it's still a very real experience that haunts me. I'd love to believe that going on T would fix me, but I know it's not true.
Honestly I kinda lost where I meant to go with this. It's very TMI, but he says I feel like home to him, and while I don't think I feel the same thing, wording wise, we both agree that even though it's been almost 3 months, it feels like we've known each other for forever. Please excuse me for being a sap but genuinely I'm like, yah I found it. Cliché romance novel shit and everything. It's been very soft and comfortable so far. I still have to egg him into actually biting me like he means it, but at least I know I'm safe with him. He lets me show a bit of dominance too, so there's not any kind of power imbalance, and I'm so very excited for whatever future we get to have.
Idk. I think I had a lot of other sappy poetic shit to say that I forgot about, but I guess the overall message is that when you know what you want, it doesn't matter if you're ace, aro, anything in between, or nothing at all, you can find the love you're looking for. Have some faith in yourself. You're not broken, you're not missing anything. Whatever kinds of relationships you have, platonic or romantic or anything else, the right people do exist. You just have to first be sure of yourself, and sure of what you're looking for.
Yada yada yada, I'm gonna go take a nap.
#asexual#aromantic#aroace#acearo#love#angst#im a huge sap#and so is he#but someday ill get to marry him#and also peg him#so im winning at life#ciao
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supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)
#supernatural#spn#also ed and harry track down all the supporting characters for an interview and they make up ridiculous shit to try get it into the movie#rowena: oh yes dear poor dean died! he was pegged to death im afraid 😧#dean: im still ALIVE#garth: and then poor cas went to gay superhell! ghostfacers: omg 😳 just like corbett#claire: yeah rip dean fly high buddy 🙏#charlie: i heard his car was flown up to heaven with him 😫#eileen: and then sam left me for a blurry tradwife 😤#dean and cas have to leave the honeymoon earlt to try and track them down but none of their friends will rat on ed and harry cause they#all think its hilarious#the ghostfacers#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#sam winchester
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Spotted || The Queen of the Clan pt.1
I absolutely do think about werewolf/dog shapeshifter Johnny every day, because I am a weak little gorilla and want to cuddle a big doggo, but
What if Soap as a hyena shapeshifter. Cuz their manes look like mohawks and he can keep his precious fluffy hairstyle. He's trotting around with his spots and long black socks on those strong legs, round ears twitching when he hears someone - prey, perhaps? But prey doesn't sound so pretty and cute, doesn't laugh and chirp so sweetly. So he keeps his tail high and hurries to the sound source, to find reader there chatting with other people - all with photocameras and other familiar equipment. You're neither prey, nor threat: just a documentary crew here, probably mainly for the lions.
You spot him immediately, his wary stance catching everyone's attention.
"The tail up so high can mean different things, but it might be a sign of agression. Careful, everybody," one of the specialists warns you, and you nod - you're not stupid, that's clear, but the smile you have on your face is so blissfully ecstatic, almost as if every thought left your brain at the sight of a chonky, bulky hyena investigating your filming sight (to be fair, it's probably his everything else sight). But you're just happy to see your first big animal on this trip, and so close!
"Hi, beautiful," you coo softly, brely a whisper, as you pull your camera up and start taking pictures of him - it takes the hyena only a few moments before it suddenly changes his stance to a more imposing one, puffing out its chest, legs wide apart, mane fuffed up. "Aw, are you posing for me, pretty boy? That's right, you're gonna be a star. I can already picture everyone going crazy for these cute pics..."
You tear your eyes away from him to take a look at what you're getting, not sure if the exposition and other settings are right, but when you adjust them and look back up to try and take another picture, the hyena isn't there. You almost let out a disappointed sigh, when you realize that no one of the crew is moving and their eyes are all glued to you - and then something big, fluffy and warm bumps your hip.
"Oh god," you try not to get startled by the hyena so close. It's even bigger that it seemed from afar, probably will be as tall as you if it stands up on its hind legs. Actually, it might be a girl - those tend to be bigger among spotted hyenas, after all. A formiddable force of nature, a deadly predator - not to be fooled by the public perception.
And it's sniffing at you very loudly, fluttering its round ears and bumping your hip again, like a needy cat with its huge wet eyes, before you finally lower your camera - and it shoves its muzzle into the little screen immediately!
"What, you like these? Give me permission to make you famous?" you chuckle when the hyena lets out somewhat of an approving whine. It bumps its head against your palm, but, glancing at your crew, you decide to withhold from petting the wild animal, after all.
The hyena doesn't look pleased with it. It whines again, paws at you, and then huffs, clearly irritated. Leaving you alone and shaking its head to fluff up its mane again, it sniffs around, trotting around your temporary camp, and heads straight to your backpack - your food inside, sleeping bag rolled neatly and resting against its side. While you try to remember if you have anything there that could cause danger to the curious animal, the hyena sniffs around it, making sure it's definitely yours, and then...
"No, no-no-no, please, don't-" it's too late. Turning around with the smuggest smirk you ever saw on an animal's face, the hyena lines up and sprayes your stuff generously. The smell of boiling cheap soap and something else hits you almost immediately on that short distance. No amount of washing will save you. You stand there, absolutely speechless and bemused, as the hyena bursts out into loud cackling, almost rolling on the ground and the sight of you.
And then a response cuts through the air - one, two, three other voices, interrupting that little spotted shit's fit. It immediately stops giggling, casts you one last look with a grin and then bolts away, to its family pack.
What a start to your filming trip. You'll just have to hope that hyena doesn't bring all its friends to your camp to cause chaos...
Another important thing about spotted hyenas? Their packs are matriarchal :)
Part 1.5 | Part 2
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#call of duty#cod#soap cod#john soap mactavish#shapeshifter!au#werewolf!au#poly 141 x reader#maybe?#soap x reader#it literally says on the wiki their sprays smell like boiling soap what more proof do you need#x reader#cod x reader#also female hyenas have false penises (just huge clits)#so you know what that means#(soap will let you peg him)#hyena 141 au
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“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man
#i have to stop leaving thirst tags on shohei posts and probably traumatising the op. i’m so sorry op#i really am going through it……..#condolences to all the friends who’ve been the victims of my shohei pegging imagines…#why’s he shaped like that???? for me to knock him up etc???#also where are the gifs of him from asg ;_____; he was so flirty……
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I love that Renee kicks Andrew's ass on the weekly like that man needs to be humbled
#she knocks his ego down a peg on the weekly and for that i salute#but also i think it is comforting for andrew to know first hand how strong renee is#he says he hates the foxes but he doesn’t really#he cares for them#so knowing renee is strong enough to protect them from harm settles something in him#also the idea that if anything was to ever happen to him he could trust renee to protect his own#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#renee walker#the foxhole court
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i still just cannot get over beyond birthday as a character because everything id ever seen in fanon before reading LABB indicated that he was some kind of dark spectre haunting L's past and then i read LABB and not only is he just a weird crawler freaking it crab style on the floor, L does not even interact with him one single time. he just makes naomi deal with it. like sorry can you fucking imagine being BB and spending your entire life obsessing the fuck over the guy you see as the bane of your existence and your eternal rival forever and you try doing murders so you can finally defeat him and he fucking delegates you. and then he goes and becomes eternal rivals forever with a gay high schooler
#death note#funniest possible character#i also dont think he looks anytbing like L because of the heavy makeup hes said to wear so like#not even the evil twin. just an evil cosplayer#and so desperate to get caught you can peg him as the killer literally immediately like in a matter of pages#rookposting#i know the book is trying to get you to think 'ryuzaki' is L but did anyone actually fall for that like come on
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im a slut for post magic reveal arthur (& knights) thinking merlin has like. a smidge of magic. like he can get stains out of clothes or warm food and baths but OBVIOUSLY merlin can’t fight. that’s ridiculous. merlin doesn’t correct this notion for whatever reason - perhaps it’s best that people think that so when they’re all in danger, he isn’t registered as a threat so he can protect his silly lil guys. ofc his silly lil guys realize that they were wrong bc the bad guys get a lil too close to hurting arthur and merlin is like “nope! fights over!!” and annihilates them
#also a huge fan of arthur taunting and goading merlin into sparring with him#and merlin is all ‘omg nows my chance to finally put him in his place!! hes so arrogant and stupid and pretty and i am going to destroy him’#arthur barely gets two steps in before merlin has him pinned with a shit eating grin and arthur staring at him wide eyed and flushed#‘i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me’ yeah alright you bottom bitch#arthur cant stop thinking about it for days#the helplessness of being stuck firm with just a look. the brilliant gold in merlins eyes. the arrogant smirk he shot arthur.#ooooooh yeah hes DONE#bro cant keep his hand out of his pants#he keeps thinking about it#merlin is none the wiser and thinks arthurs silence and looks are bc he finally brought arthur down a few pegs#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#hc#head canon#headcanon
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say No to the supposed toxic yaoi of shipping a rapist abusive creep with a man who enabled him and was then tortured by him for several months.
Embrace, or at least consider, instead, the nuanced tenderness of a woman and a man, both hurt by the same monster, in a kinder ending, being able to heal their bodies from where he touched them. Regaining parts of themselves. Connecting and apologizing and healing alongside one another, growing into happy people who will live far beyond the events on that awful ship.
And have her peg him
#mouthwashing#anya x curly#tw sa mention#tw abuse mention#it's about curly#Understanding so well#The terror and pain his inaction caused#And anya. Being slow to. But slowly#As she heals from it#Coming to love him. And forgive. In her own time#Sharing scares and wounds and hurts and Healing#And also she pegs him#tw suggestive#If anyone clowns on this by like#Saying victims can't do sex stuff I will explode#Let anya do a sex let her reclaim herself she's allowed to#Let curly be sexy. Let disabled folks and sa survivors be sexy
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What leads to Price getting diagnosed with PTSD? I mean it'd be clear to anyone else, but still, what's the last straw that ends him up in the psychiatrists office? Does he go willingly? Would he be in denial until the official diagnosis?
I have mulled this over quite a lot.
I imagine Price's mind to be like a cliffside under constant bombardment from the ocean. He's a combination of hard and soft rock though; there is shit he can just deal with. Throwing a hostage off a roof to save the others? Doesn't affect him more than a cursory feeling of "that fuckin sucked". But watching one of his men get shot in the head for saving his life? I think that would send a huge chunk of his psyche tumbling.
09 Price shows it instantly, which is why you get the highly emotional Price with Soap's body, voice cracking, pretty raw. He spent three years in a Gulag where huge chunks of him were chipped off. He is already extremely fucking vulnerable.
Whereas Reboot Price is like... you can hear the faint groan of something big shifting in the distance at the time, but he has the structural reinforcement of being in "operative mode", running on adrenaline, job to do, men to get safe. It all comes tumbling down in the aftermath. I'm finishing off a GhostPrice prompt along those lines for "Promise".
Ghost has been through the wringer of life. A lot of the parts of him that Soap's death would shatter are already reinforced with layers of scarring. The fact that he expects to lose everything at any given moment would make his drop/mourning less severe in the distance he has to fall. Ghost is still hurting though and he would look to Price to pick him up...
Price? Who is used to controlling every finite detail? Of being the biggest bad out there? Who made promises and gave these lads their drive, their hunger? Who fostered such unwavering loyalty that a 27 year old man would throw his life away and step between him and a bullet? I think, after years under the relentless pummelling of the stormy ocean that is his day to day life, already struggling with bad sleep and an inexplicably trigger-happy temper, it would be enough to finally bust open the cracks.
Or at least, that's the premise of "Promise".
#captain john price#cod#call of duty#also i think absolutely roaring at Laswell in front of Nik would be the moment#Nik would absolutely bust him down a peg for it#“get help or i will make you”#nik has been there he has done that#he knows
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The Caps earnestly explaining what dogs they would be and what dogs their teammates would be.
#I do love how most of the time they're like 'oh I would be so soft and cute and cuddly'#'My teammate? Also cute and cuddly. Unless it's Willy.'#Wilson: Yeah that's fair#And Chychrun's just total delight that Marty pegged him as a Cane Corso#So much that he's like 'MARTY WOULD ALSO BE A CANE CORSO'#'Oh wait no I would be Stromer's dogs.'#John Carlson#Tom Wilson#Jacob Chychrun#Martin Fehervary#Logan Tnompson#Charlie Lindgren#Dylan Strome#Pierre Luc Dubois#Washington Capitals#Caps Canine Calendar#Caps with Dogs
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*munches*
i think bout this panel alot and how chilchuck was the only one not surprised overall, in fact, exasperated. did laios show him his 'super cool original monster do not steal™' before? just how much has laios told chilchuck bout his history and interests and vice verse.
laios never shows any particular surprise bout the information (besides the age thing and even then was tactful) we find out bout chilchuck later on too. and while the half-foot claims the party "keeps personal history private" there must be more going on here if laios of all people is allowed to call chilchuck 'chil', y'know?
#something homosexual is going on here#i also think bout how chil was the first to peg laios for his monster eating enthusiasm#he knew and was waiting for the shoe to drop#i think bout how chilchuck asking laios to call him 'chil' might have gone down and how laios might be the first person outside his family#to be allowed to call him his first name#i need to write my whole thoughts bout these two one day and how they infected my brain like that parasite infected laios#chilaios#laichil
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All evil masterminds have cats, right?
#the phantom blot#phantom blot#peg leg pete#daily reminder that Pete is indeed a cat#child-me would be so happy to know that she'll eventually learn to draw these characters#one of my very first comic I ever drew was about PB getting a cat#the cat was also a proto version of a character that decade later became my fursona#...I should draw her interracting with him
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being soooo terribly normal about the high socks (© mitsuyama takahiro, suga satoshi, ohyama takahiro)
#the universe said: you can have a treat after your rotten week and i said: thank you so much. can i peg it?#HE'S IN HIS JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL SOCKS ERA ;____;#he was already so powerful and shaped and then they let him put on those socks????#a look at my camera roll right now... genuinely unhinged over him..... the soft belly... the sliver of thigh....#also#he’s just like me (fighting a wedgie)#shohei ohtani#baseball#los angeles angels
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Gonna make Robin my stay at home husband. He is going to watch the babies while I go out and work. I'm gonna come home to him in an apron and cooking me dinner. I'm 👏 going 👏 to 👏 peg 👏 him 👏
Anon, are you under my bed?
#LOL joke aside don't we all want to do it?#Us Robin's Protectors#I'm rooting for your dream anon#Also I do peg him now#*wink wink*#if he can't do it better then I'll just have to take the matter into my own hands#degrees of lewdity#degree of lewdity#dol pc#dol robin#dollya ask#dollya art#robin the orphan
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bff household.
#don’t ask me why but i am batshit feral for travis#shoving fistfuls of him into my mouth and chewing violently#that's my little meow meow right there :) <3#also i think liberty is very cool and is definitely pegging travis on the down-low#summer dunkenly made out with liberty at a party and has been questioning het sexuality ever since#mine#cas#townie makeovers#*travis scott#liberty lee#summer holiday#*bff household#*willow creek
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how rude
#new series of fanarts specifically showing wesker standing fruity after participating in violence#the context for this is this dude tried to kill him and didnt realize he was a lil over his paygrade#resident evil#re#albert wesker#also on ao3 if you type in 'al' to tag wesker as a character the first thing to pop up is his character tag#but the second thing#is 'needy albert wesker'#that is the second most common character tag#we all know. we know#bigarts#theres uhhhhh one more re fanart im gonna do but i cannot remember what it was#oh my god. i forgot. help#oh right i did draw some spice of ada pegging wesker but im not posting that. just know it exists#eye strain /
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