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bucksprettygirl · 6 months ago
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i miss my girlfriend
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sleepn0tfound · 2 months ago
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as a peace offering for disappearing again and in honor of my new obsession with marvel rivals (which is why nothing has been coming from this account...) these are the voicelines I think reader would have with marvel characters if she was in game
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Allies
Reader: Nice aim as always, Barton.
Hawkeye: You’re not bad yourself, kid.
Reader: So... are you gonna heal me or not, Laufey? Kinda dying here!
Loki: Not my fault you can’t stay alive.
Reader: I got your back, Spidey.
Spiderman: Right back at you, Foxy!
Reader: Thanks for the shield, Rogers.
Captain America: Be more careful next time─! HEY! Stay behind me─
Reader: Guess it’s you and me Buckaroo.
Winter Soldier: Don't stray too far, kid.
Winter soldier: Having fun pasting stickers on my arm, kid?
Reader: It adds some personality.
Iron Man: Hey kid! One of your special gadgets could really help us out right about now!
Reader: Yeah yeah old man, on it.
Reader: Go for the backlines, I'll support you from the front.
Black Panther: I knew I could count on you, kid.
Reader: If you need some spare parts you know who to ask.
Rocket Raccoon: Appreciate it kid, need help repairing anything before battle?
Reader: Nah i'm good. Let's get this started.
Reader: Wall me up, groot.
Groot: I am Groot!!!
Reader: Thanks buddy.
Reader: Mjolnir is truly a work of art.
Thor: Hey Kid─ What did we say about lifting my hammer so casually?
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Enemies
Reader: Is that all you got old man?
Iron Man: Just getting started, kid!
Reader: You're mischief is proving to be quite irritating.
Loki: It's in the name, sweetheart. What else did you expect?
Reader: What a pity that we're on different sides this time.
Winter Soldier: Give me all you got, kid and don't hold back.
Reader: Never planned to.
Reader: Infinite bullets? How troublesome.
Rocket Raccoon : This kid is insane! She's walking through bullets as if it's rain!
Reader: All those arrows can't save you now, Barton.
Hawkeye: Dammit kid! I knew you were a good shot but what is this!
Reader: Having trouble reloading? Figures.
Reader: You think your shield can protect you, Rogers?
Captain America: No but it's─ AGH! Enough to stall you!
Reader: Always going for the backline, Panther? How predictable.
Panther: You're too perceptive for your age, kid!
Reader: I'm sure that was established long ago.
Reader: You think you're the only that can fly, Spidey?
Spiderman: Woah woah I think we should chill for a bit! I have your favourite coffee─ OH NOT CHILL NOT CHILL!
Reader: You didn't actually think these walls could stop me, did you?
Groot: I am Groot...
Reader: I've always wondered how you will react if your own weapon is used against you... I guess I'll finally find out today.
Thor: You wouldn't dare!
Reader: Watch me.
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Lemme know if yall want more cause I prob have a LOT in mind. (Might even make some small one shots for some of them) Also anyone playing on asia server on console for marvel rivals wanna carry me 🥺🥺 I need a duo desperately cause my frnd plays on PC and we cant rank tgt. If anyone's curious I'm a Luna Snow main btw I hv her mirae 2099 skin hehe (I CAN BE UR POCKET LUNA PLS CARRY ME)
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agentoffangirling · 6 months ago
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Bc of all this stuff of "Billy is the first gay character in the MCU", I have decided to compile a list of queer characters in the MCU, sorted by date so y'all know who the actual firsts are
The conditions are thus:
It is confirmed in the project by either the character themselves or by another person. Maybe they speak of a partner, or say "I'm gay" onscreen
It is confirmed outside of the project by a director, actor, writer, etc. The specific thing about this is that it must be spoken about openly, not just "oh I like that idea!". No, it must be said, "yes, we intended for this" "this character is queer", you get the idea. This means cases like where Chloe Bennet voiced support for an openly bi Daisy Johnson in "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." will not be counted, for while she does like it, she doesn't confirm Daisy as bi
The project must be set in the MCU timeline. If it is the subject of a multiverse, then that must be when the multiverse started branching out. "Deadpool and Wolverine" counts, but all other X-Men movies will not count
With these conditions, it also means cases like Iceman will not be considered, as even though him being a mutant is written like a coming out scene, he is still treated as being entirely het
Does that make sense? Good, let's get going
Victoria Hand (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 1, 2013-2014): Lesbian, confirmed by actress
Isabelle Hartley (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 2, 2014-2015): Lesbian, stated by actress
Joey Gutierrez (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 3, 2015-2016): Gay, confirmed on screen
Jeri Hogarth (Jessica Jones, 2015-2019): Lesbian, confirmed on screen
Valkyrie (Thor: Ragnarok & Thor: Love and Thunder, 2017/2022): Bisexual, confirmed by actress and later confirmed on screen
Korg (Thor: Ragnarok & Thor: Love and Thunder, 2017/2022): Gay, only confirmed on screen in Love and Thunder
Karolina Dean (Runaways, 2017-2018): Lesbian, confirmed on screen
Nico Minoru (Runaways, 2017-2018): Bisexual, confirmed on screen
Ruby Hale (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 5, 2017-2018): Aesxual, confirmed by actress
Aneka (Black Panther & Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, 2018/2022): Lesbian, confirmed by actress
Ayo (Black Panther & Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, 2018/2022): Lesbian, confirmed on screen
Unnamed character played by Joe Russo (Avengers: Endgame, 2019): Unknown, confirmed on screen
Marcus Benson (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 6, 2019): Gay, confirmed on screen
Loki Laufeyson (Loki, 2021): Genderfluid and bisexual, confirmed on screen (it is worth noting that Loki was only confirmed as queer in the series, ten years after he made his debut, which is why I only count the series here. However our main timeline Loki is suggested to be same)
Sylvie Laufeydottir (Loki, 2021): Bisexual, confirmed by creators
Yelena Belova (Black Widow & Hawkeye, 2021): Aroace, hinted on screen, confirmed by writer
Phastos (Eternals, 2021): Gay, confirmed on screen
America Chavez (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, 2022): Lesbian, confirmed by actress
America's moms (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, 2022): Unknown, confirmed on screen
Mister Immortal (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, 2022): Bisexual, confirmed on screen
Agatha Harkness (WandaVision & Agatha All Along, 2021/2024): Unknown, potentially sapphic or wlw, confirmed on screen
Rio Vidal (Agatha All Along, 2024): Unknown, potentially sapphic or wlw, confirmed on screen
Billy Maximoff (Agatha All Along, 2024): Gay, confirmed on screen
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fallen-w1ngs · 2 days ago
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'' flower shop of new feelings ,,
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[ 01: the cute florist ]
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|| pairing : james "bucky" barnes x florist!reader
|| summary : When Clint's birthday comes sooner than Bucky realized, Steve forced him to go buy some gift for Hawkeye. Figuring that flowers were an easy enough gift, he takes a visit to the flower on the corner of the street..
There, he meets a cute florist, someone who seemed to melt his cold heart. How will Bucky navigate this modern world romance? Will he allow himself to fall in love? If so.. How will he keep this from the team? And how will you react to him being the Winter Soldier?
|| warning : this is a series that im writing on both ao3 , im js posting this on tumblr cz why not? yk? also, every part im not adding the summary, it's js for this !!
|| wc : 1.7k
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“C’mon, Buck, you have to get him a gift. He’s your friend.”
“No, he’s your friend, I doubt any of your friends actually still want me around.”
“Sam likes y-”
“Sam doesn’t count.”
Bucky and Steve had been going at it for the past while, it was Clint’s birthday tomorrow and Steve really, really wanted Bucky to get more used to the team. After the whole fallout with the Sokovia Records, everyone was lucky that it was put aside. Bucky’s crimes were pardoned as well as the majority of Cap’s team, but it was still real tense.
It was a wonder Tony let them all still live in the Tower. I mean, not all of them lived there. Thor and Loki came and went, Clint lived with his family in god knows where, Peter lived with his aunt but visited VERY frequently, and Wanda and Vision moved out to live on their own. Which is.. Completely understandable.
“Clint likes.. He likes you, I mean he was on our side, remember?”
Bucky shot a wary look Steve’s way, his eyebrow twitching up before rolling his eyes. “If I were to get Barton something, what does he even like? I know nothin’ ‘bout your friends.”
“.. It’d be safe to get him flowers.” Steve shrugged and stood up from Bucky’s desk chair, before this, Steve barged into his best friend's room and started interrogating him about the birthday. “Though, you could check in with Romanoff.”
With a quiet grunt, Bucky nodded and flopped back in bed as Steve walked out. He hated this. Well, hate was a strong word. It was strange to him, having this much freedom. He had the freedom to try to get closer to people, yet he didn’t.. Know how to. He’d forgotten. He was better at this back in his day.
“Flowers?” Natasha quirked her eyebrow up before she hit the dummy with a hard kick. She’d been training for the past hour or so, blowing off some steam. “Clint likes the basics, roses, lilies, y’know.”
“And you’re sure it’s a good idea?”
“He likes flowers, I think he’d like something more practical, but he’s probably not expecting much from you,” She punched the dummy repeatedly, giving it no time to try and bounce back. After a few moments, and ine final blow, the dummy flew across the room and tumbled down. “No offense.”
“None taken.” Bucky mentally checked that off.. Roses, lilies.. Basic flowers. Something practical. “What other things does he like?”
Natasha hummed and walked over to the dummy, carrying it back to the original spot as she thought. “Laura,” She could practically feel Bucky ask, so she cut him off. “Barton’s wife mentioned he wanted to get into carving. Maybe get him a knife for that?”
“Oh.” He nodded slowly and checked that down. “Thank you, Romanoff.”
“Call me Natasha,” She spared him a sideways glance and lazy smile before she went back to beating the crap out of some training dummy.
With some research (asking F.R.I.D.A.Y), Bucky found a small flower shop with good ratings, but not too many, meaning it was smaller. He didn’t like going out in the public all too much just yet. Felt too.. Vulnerable? He didn’t know. He just hated people.
Well, thankfully, he found a more isolated shop. It was a 15 minute walk from the tower, it was a flower shop that served as a bookstore as well. A real cute scene. A scene where Bucky felt out of place.
The small bell on the top of the door rung as Bucky swung the door open. He had a baseball hat on, his red henley, and a jacket to try and.. Hide who he was. Didn’t want some poor old lady to get scared when seeing him. (He assumed that the owner was some little lady.)
“Just a minute!”
Bucky froze at the voice, okay, didn’t sound like an old lady. He pushed his hat closer to his head as he heard shuffling from the back.
Instead of a little lady, he found you. You popped out of the back door, stack of boxes in your arms, and a big smile on your face. Charming, cute almost.
“Welcome to the Flower Parlor! How can I help y’today?” You recited what you said to other customers most likely, as you put the boxes down on the ground, on the other side of the counter.
As Bucky watched you straighten yourself out, your shoulders stiffened as you looked up at him. Oh god, he looked real scary. Baseball hat, dark jacket, looks like he’s gonna rob the place! Ah, but he wouldn't get much from here.
“I need help with a birthday gift.”
Oh wow, his voice sent a shiver down your spine. His voice was as if.. Well, you didn’t know, but it was really nice! He had- yeah, he had a nice voice, god get a grip.
“Ooh! Alrighty, tell me ‘bout the birthday person and I’ll gladly make a bouquet for ‘em! And a nice book to go along with it too!” In a swift motion, you grabbed some semi-transparent paper you used to make bouquets and watched him expectantly.
“Uh, he..” God, what did Clint like? “Likes.. Bow ‘n arrows.”
You raised a brow at the factoid Bucky dropped but didn’t question, instead, you grabbed some Hyacinths and placed them neatly on the paper, making sure to make it look pretty.
This kept going, he’d drop a factoid of Clint, you’d grab a flower. Hyacinths because they represented Apollo, who was the god of Archery. White roses to represent loyalty, A few hydrangeas because Bucky said he was a ‘family man’ and a few baby’s breaths to fluff it up a bit more and you were done! The bouquet consisted of a more purple and white color palette, in turn, you made the ribbon that held it together a dark purple.
“Oh, uh, thank you.” Bucky muttered as you handed the bouqet of flowers to him. He hadn’t held one since.. Well, almost 80 years ago.
“And a book, whaddya think your birthday guy likes t’read?”
“Oh- uh-” Bucky took a sharp breath in and shrugged.
To that, you let out a small giggle, running your hand through your messy hair before you looked on your bookshelf, trying to find some good book. Oh, but Bucky wasn’t paying attention to what he could be getting Clint, no, he stopped the moment that laugh left your lips.
Didn’t know why, but that laugh just stopped his thinking. It was so light, gentle. Man, no one at the Tower was this soft, the- the opposite actually. Yet here you were, actually laughing at Bucky’s confusion.. It wasn’t condescending, more amused, actually. God! Get a grip, James, you’re not gonna see ‘em again after this.
“How ‘bout a classic? The Hobbit? Or maybe Their Eyes were Watching God?”
“I remember reading The Hobbit.”
“Yeah? How’dya like it?”
“.. Don’t like wizards all that much”
Again, you snorted and started to laugh at his disdain to wizards. Which was fair, he wasn’t the biggest fan of Dr. Strange, but he liked him better than.. Well, a whole heck of a lot of people.
“Then how ‘bout Their Eyes were Watching God?” You put the Hobbit back on the shelf and walked up to him, extending your hand and handing the book to him. Your fingers touched momentarily, his gloved hand met your soft ones and Bucky’s mind blanked for a moment. God! He was actin’ like a schoolboy back when he found out Daisy liked him back in grade school all those years ago.
“Yeah, okay, yeah.” With a hurrid nod, Bucky took the book and held everything in his left hand, fumbling for his wallet with his right. “How much do I owe you?”
“It’s on the house.”
“What?”
“Eh, you’re a much better customer than I usually get,” You shrugged and pushed your hands in the pockets of your apron. “Usually I get assholes who wanna buy flowers after cheating on their partners.. Ah, you’re here for a friend though! So.. Yeah, on the house”
“I can’t, lemme just-”
“Really, you’re fine-”
“I insist-”
The bell of the door jingled and cut you both off, you yelled out “Just a minute!” just like you did for Bucky. A small smile on your face as you turned back up to the man in front of you, who was still grabbing a $20 bill and shoved it to you.
“Oh-” You sighed before letting out a small snort. “Fine, you win this time, Mr..”
“James.”
“James.” You repeated and took the bill, pocketing it into your apron. Heart bearing as you nodded to him and backed away. “Well, I hope your friend has a good birthday. It was nice meeting you, James.”
Bucky gave a small smile and nodded as he walked to the door. The bell jingled again as he opened it. “Thank you.”
And with that he left.
Bucky’s heart was still racing as he got back to his room at the Tower, get a grip, soldier, can’t act like a fucking teenager. And as much as he hated it, he was an avenger! He can’t- oh god.
“Buck?” Steve’s voice was muffled as he knocked on Bucky’s door before opening it. His eyes flickering to the bouquet on his night stand and back to Bucky. “Hey, that’s real nice! Flowers, told you it was a good idea”
“Shut it, punk” He muttered and pushed his face into the mattress.
“Someone’s moody,” his best friend muttered. “What’s wrong?”
The second the question left Steve’s lips, Bucky shook his head and sat up, running a hand through his hair and his expression hardened. Get a fuckibg grip, Sargeant.
“Like I said, nothing.”
It was so clear that Steve didn’r believe it. But, with how things had recently been, he didn’t wanna push it.
“Well, how was getting the flowers?”
“Good..” Bucky glanced at the flowers and immediately remembered how gentle your hands were. Placing them down strategically and quickly, but with the elegance of a dancer. “Really good.”
“.. You’re acting weird” Steve huffed with a chuckle. “C’mon, let’s go on a run, you needa clear your head up.”
Bucky nodded and stood up from the bed. He was fine with being told what to do, it was easier than having his freedom.
Easier than thinking of the cute florist.
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|| FIRST PART IS POSTED! after i post all the parts i've already made, ill post a masterlist of the parts :)
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gelu-the-babosa-multiversal · 4 months ago
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What do the Avengers think of Cody after discovering that he has Thor's hammer?
Thor: He is going to be very confused as to why a human child was able to lift Mjolnir and why the kid has a monstrous appearance when he transforms. At first, Thor's goal would be to get back his hammer at any cost, thinking before meeting Cody that he would fight to get Mjolnir back, but got shocked when Cody accepted to return the hammer at the first request… thought, the hammer would not obey that request.
Wasp: she would love him! Wasp would just see Cody as the cutest thing in the world. Since the appearance of the boy is of a fluffy griffin it would be very hard for Wasp to resist petting him. Thought, she wonders why Cody doesn't have wins when he is a griffin. Still, Wasp is willing to help Cody and protect him from any villain who wants to harm him (Morocco is shaking in the background).
Ant Man: ¨kid, where are your parents?¨ Probably the most worried of the team because of the fact that the one who wields a weapon from the gods is a 10-year-old kid. Thought, he is surprised at the level of empathy and stubbornness the kid has when facing problems. But gets very worried when he learns that there's an immortal English man looking to kill the kid, an extravagant hunter who wants the kid as a trophy, a rich lady (that might not be human) in the position of some dangerous tech that also wants to kill the kid… and a crazy girl whos hair looks like bacon that wants to trap the kid and sell him to whoever pays the better… also some Gods and Monsters, but in this situation the humans are scarier…
Iron Man: well, the kid did say he would return the hammer, so mission accomplished! Well, nop! The hammer doesn't want to cooperate and is having a tantrum. This also mostly involves ¨magic¨ so Tony would have a harder time understanding what is happening 70% of the time… well, at least with the Greene family Tony can have a space to share his ideas and be as creative as he never could! It is kinda nice, and the daughter of the main scientist is really smart and shares a lot of Tony's style… but who is the little girl dressed in purple who has been following him!??
Captain America: totally vives with the kid and sees a bright future for him with and without the hammer! Thought, Steve does agree with Hank in the fact that a child so young should not be involved in dangerous situations, and should not be wanted dead by villains! But sees too how the boy's tenacity has helped so many on the island.
Hawkeye: ¨Man, what a disappointment, I thought that we were going to fight Loki or a giant…¨ Clint says before Wasp punches him in the face…
Hulk: ¨too small to fight…¨ it means that Cody is still too small to punch. Hulk needs an opponent as big as Wasp to punch! Well, it actually means that Cody is too nice and offered Hulk food so the kid is safe…
Bruce Banner: ¨… what Hulk said¨
Black Panther: [starts a secret investigation on the whole Griffin Rock island and takes a deep look at the Burns family] Quickly Cody catches him doing that because the kid has the eyes of a falcon and 100 cameras working full time! Actually, very impressive. T'challa was really caught in surprise when Cody caught up in his tricks to access security and was more surprised when the child was not mad at him, and much much surprised when Cody asked him if he wanted to check something in particular on the main lab computer…
Did I forget someone???
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whydoesevanart · 9 months ago
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a few nights ago i saw deadpool & wolverine
gods there were so many things i loved i started writing them down on my popcorn container
oh sopiler warning for every good thing so if you havent seen the movie DONT YOU FUCKING DARE CLICK (also this is a long ass post)
the "bye bye bye" dancing as dp kicks ass
and the fact that the double who did the dance was credited as "dancepool"
the ass slaps in the changing montage
the itty bitty wolverine
the feral one
the one getting crucified on the X
ok everyone knows the "are you fucking or fighting" part but
i said "both" out loud AND I WAS WITH MY PARENTS AND THEY BOTH HEARD
wolverine running at the other guys on all fours
human torch just kinda being a throwaway
and the after credits scene where he just actually says all that stuff dp said he did
the loki reference
and like. everyone
the antman base
"looks like paul rudd finally aged"
the entire diner scene
DOGPOOL
one of my notes is literally just "zesty"
"mj if youre nasty" i dont remember the context but yea
"you look like if hawkeye was a superhero"
gen z trauma
the gayass car fight scene
and wolvies badass trunk entrance
"have you been checked for adhd"
"theyre gonna make him do it till hes 90!"
the wild amount of deadpools
feat. welsh deadpool, baby deadpool, kid deadpool, sexy deadpool, dnd lookin character deadpool
i didnt write the exact quote but "something sometging multiverse all we needed was the wizard of oz the gays knew it"
the kickass deadpool fight scene where everyone just casually grts back up at the end
and peter being the one constant
the gayest scene with deadpool & wolverine fucking with the matter and antimatter together while wolvie is shirtless bcs ofc he is
the "shwarma?" ref
he started the movie with a world of 9 people, and ended with 14 people and a dog <333
im too emotionally attached to the xmen universe
also why was thor crying??? (HELP I ALMOST WROTE SHREK)
heres my notes btw
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percheduphere · 1 year ago
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something I've been wondering about is how others will react to Loki's new power/position. I constantly joke about it, but it could be a serious question. So, how do you think people like the Avengers would react to this? I used to think they would just continue to be untrustworthy towards him but like...How would they feel realizing one of their former enemies could (maybe?) erase them from existence but chooses not to. Scared? Or just confused?
Ooo... I LOVE this question! Thank you for asking it! Let's go through some characters one by one, starting with my favorite:
MOBIUS - I imagine he would be very proud and impressed with Loki, but a part of him would also feel insecure about his place in Loki's life. His primary motivations were to provide Loki with a second chance, an environment in which he could thrive, and friendship and support. In terms of plot, Mobius has served his purpose. He might feel Loki no longer needs him but would hide this feeling with self-deprecating humor about being a "washed up analyst". I think he would be in awe of Loki's power, genuinely delighted by it, but also feel personally obsolete by comparison. Once he sees that Loki is lonely, however, I think Mobius would be happy to serve a new purpose in keeping Loki company at the end of time. That is, if Loki confirms he wants him there.
SYLVIE - She will absolutely make a snarky comment about Loki's new clothes. It will be the first thing she says to him with a perfectly expressionless face: "Nice pyjamas", "Cool slippers", "Do your giant horns get tangled up in all those branches?" In front of others, she would treat him no differently than she's always had because omnipotent, omniscient power doesn't impress her. Unless she's enchanting, Sylvie isn't the touchy-feely type either. I think she would make an effort to thank Loki in private, though. Between the two of them, Loki is the one more likely to initiate a hug, and she would hug back awkwardly.
THOR - Poor Thor. He's been jerked around by multiple fake deaths. The first one was unintentional on Loki's part; he didn't intend to survive falling from the bifrost. The second one was intentional, and left Thor feeling betrayed yet again. The third was final. On first sight, he will likely accuse Loki of being a pretender. To avoid this, Mobius is the best person to provide an explanation before formal introductions. Failing that, I anticipate yelling, ugly crying, then hugging, followed by ALSO making fun of Loki's new clothes. I think Thor will be very proud of his brother, stunned (but pleased) that Loki can lift Mjolnir. That on its own should be enough proof for the other Avengers.
HAWKEYE - Hell no. Not having it. Will call bullshit on Yggdrasil even though it's true. Of the remaining Avengers, he has the most to be angry about when it comes to Loki. He'd be terrified of Loki's new powers (cursing about it every step of the way) and would accordingly arm himself to the teeth. Doesn't matter how much Loki proves himself trustworthy and apologizes. Being mind controlled by him was a traumatic experience. Even when working as allies, he'll park himself as far away as possible from Loki and make snide remarks about "free will".
BUCKY - Has had no real interactions with Loki, but would likely have heard stories from Steve and Sam. Having had a dark history himself, I think he'll be more open to welcoming Loki and giving him a chance. He may even present himself as an example (although others will say "brainwashing" is different). Chryo-freezing and everything he's been through with Hyrda and Thanos has likely blunted his ability to feel surprise in the face of raw power. Overtime, I think he'll come to like Loki, especially if Loki offers him the opportunity to talk to Steve again.
SAM - Was not involved in 2012, but Sam has a great sense of humor. I think he'll be shocked and cautious, but willing to give Loki a chance with the right precautions in place. I don't think he'd be mean about it, just practical. I think he'll find the Yggdrasil quite beautiful and poetic, and articulate it as such, then note that with kind of power, Loki could have easily destroyed them all by now but didn't.
FURY - Pissed as hell about these turn of events. He'll complain that all this goddamn fucking nonsense is bad for his heart. He'll side with Clint and enforce maximum security, which is useless against Loki's powers, but Loki would play along until people stop freaking out.
BRUCE - 2012 Bruce would Hulk-out. Post-Endgame Bruce knows Loki fought on their side and did what he could to protect Thor and buy both of them time before dying. Bruce's personal experience fighting his own demons will provide him with additional empathy. As for Loki's powers, he would be absolutely giddy for the opportunity to study it. Once he makes friends with Loki via Thor, Loki will be his favorite test subject and Loki will humor him for Thor's sake and his own curiosity.
DR. STRANGE - While he won't blink at time powers, he would highly doubt a universe with a good Loki exists. He's the most able to test Loki's abilities and can verify if Loki is indeed using his powers for good. Doesn't mean he'll ever trust him, though.
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lizzieisright · 2 years ago
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Avengers!AU as I promised. It's rushed because the movie is fucking 2.5 hours long and I'm not rewriting the whole thing, because this is just for fun. I also didn't proofread it, sorry for mistakes/misspellings.
Cap!Abby x Black Widow!Reader if you squint really hard.
Also I gave the reader Natasha's last name (the proper one, not the weird one, sorry, it bothers me to this day).
So we start with Shield base getting attacked by Jinx (Loki) so she could take Tesseract and destroy the Earth because it's her sister's precious place. Sevika (Nick Fury) gets pissed off at the blue haired maniac of a girl and she loses Manny (Hawkeye) so she is furious.  
You (Black Widow) are somewhere in Russia, in the middle of interrogation, when Maria Hill calls to inform you that your buddy is now a baddie and you kick everyone's asses and immediately get on a new mission. You head off to India to persuade Caitlyn Kiramann (Hulk) to help Shield find Jinx and rescue Manny, promising it's only about her physics knowledge and not about the green giant woman she can turn into. 
At the same time Sevika makes it to Captain Anderson, to persuade Abby to help Shield. Abby, still not really adjusted, still so mad, agrees. (Now can you imagine that scene when Steve is beating the punching bag and you can see his back and ass and biceps? Imagine it with Abby). 
Now Maria Hill has the most insufferable person to recruit: Ellie Williams. The Iron Woman is not someone who'd want to work with Shield, she is not a team player and prone to anger, so Maria just wants to bash her head on the elevator door while she gets to her floor on the Williams tower. Thank God for Dina (Pepper) who can make Williams do anything, because Ellie takes the documents and starts working on it. (She is a little excited: she'd get to work with Caitlyn Kiramann! But she also sees Captain Anderson and rolls her eyes: she heard too much about her)
During the flight to the helicarrier Maria gives Abby her new uniform and Abby politely thanks her while inside she screams in agony: didn't Shield watch the war chronicles? Did they see that this atrocity with a fucking skirt was her performance costume? (I have personal vendetta against Cap's costume in this movie)  
The first person Abby meets on the helicarrier is you. 
"Agent Romanova. Captain Anderson." Maria introduces you to each other and you nod politely.
The deep winter in your eyes makes Abby feel understood. She doesn't know you, doesn't trust you, but she feels like you two have something in common. (It's a trauma and a sense of humour). Her cheerful naive side died in arctic ice, and what was left now found a familiar soul in you. 
"You really revived American patriotism." You chuckle and Abby chuckles too. "I didn't think miracles would still happen in our time, but here you are."
Abby wouldn't call it a miracle, so she stays silent. And then a tall woman stumbles into her, so Abby steadies her by her shoulders. Abby saw this face before: she watched the reports about Hulk. But this woman looks delicate and nervous, and the stark difference makes Abby stop for a second. 
"Doctor Kiramann." You say politely, but Abby hears a small laugh in your voice. It's indistinguishable, but Abby spent enough time around people who didn't laugh to know how it sounds.
"Agent Romanova." Dr Kiramann says with apprehension, like you're scaring her, and it definitely amuses you. "Captain Anderson, nice to meet you."
Abby smiles and shakes her dainty hand - not like the one that crushed buildings.
"The word says you're going to find the cube." 
"Yes. Is it the only thing?" Dr Kiramann asks nervously.
"The only thing I care about." Abby shrugs. It doesn't matter to her if Caitlyn can destroy all of them in a fit of rage - they need to anger her first, and Abby can't think what they will need to do for it. After all, she'll be in a lab. 
"Ladies, we need to move." You tell them and lead them inside while helicarrier gets in the air.
Caitlyn helps locate the cube and you and Abby go to Germany to stop Jinx. You thank God for years of training because when you see Abby in her old uniform it's so hard to not laugh. She looks uncomfortable and you pretend this is perfectly normal and mundane while you pilot the jet. 
"Shield didn't do their homework." You note offhandedly and Abby chuckles. 
"I hope this uniform is stronger than it looks. I usually didn't wear my costume to the battlefield." 
"I'm sure Hill made it bulletproof." Abby knows you're making fun of her and somehow this is the most pleasant conversation she had since she woke up. "Okay, she is there and she is doing some crazy shit." You point at Jinx as you get closer. "Good luck Cap." 
Abby salutes you with two fingers and jumps out of the quinjet while you get your cannons aimed at blue-haired disaster.
Seeing Abby fight Jinx is very satisfying, even if this tank of a woman is wearing a skirt. Actually - it's even better. Captain Anderson is in amazing form for 90 years old.
Hearing AC/DC in your headphones - not as good, you have to admit. 
"Agent Romanova, did you miss me?" You hear Williams' smirk and chuckle. The same annoying cocky clowness as always. 
Well, watching Iron Woman blast Jinx is also very satisfying. 
"Make your move, Smurfette." Ellie says and you snort. 
"Miss Williams." Abby politely nods while they watch Jinx surrender.
"Captain." Ellie decides Anderson is not as annoying as the stories about her. 
Jinx annoys the shit out of you, but she also worries you: she gave up too easily. Captain Anderson looks as suspicious as you are, and three of you have a private moment in the pit. 
"Something is not right."
"You mean that the Fairy with Turquoise Hair let you win? I mean, for a grandma you're pretty fit, but she could have knocked you out." Ellie looks Captain Anderson over and you know she is hitting on Abby. Abby, on the other hand, doesn't know it and just rolls her eyes. 
Then you hear the thunder and you get tense, while Jinx starts giggling. 
"What, you enjoy lightning so much?" Ellie smirks, but Abby is assessing the situation.
"Oh-ho-ho, you're in for a treat, girls." Jinx starts laughing and gets up just in time for the hatch to open and a pink haired woman to come in, grab Jinx by her collar and jump back out. 
"Yeah, no. I'm sitting this one out. " You know Vi, and you don't plan on fucking with her. But those two can try. 
"Williams, where are you going? We need a plan to attack." Abby feels rusty and she doesn't like improvisation, she likes to know who she is against. 
"I have a plan. Attack."
"Cocky motherfucker." You murmur and watch Abby grab a parachute. "Where are you going? They're gods."
"I don't believe in them, ma'am." Abby says and jumps out. 
For some reason your hand finds the cross on your neck. 
(I'm sorry I'm not rewriting the Thor and Loki scene) Vi chews Jinx out for lying and pretending to be dead and Jinx invites her to go fuck herself just before Ellie knocks Vi off. Jinx laughs and sits down, curious how this will play out. 
The three of them beef it out, but only when Vi hits Abby's shield with her hammer everything ends. Abby is tired and wants to fucking strangle Williams, but she resorts to making peace with a goddess. 
"We find the cube and you can take your sister back." 
The escort Jinx to the helicarrier and when she passes the lab where Caitlyn is working she winks at her and makes kissy lips, creeping Caitlyn out. 
Sevika is finally in a good mood as she tells Jinx what will happen to her if she tries to escape. Jinx nods like an A-student, pissing Sevika off. 
 "Ooh." Jinx laughs. "It burns you to come so close. To have the Tesseract, to have power, unlimited power. And for what? A warm light for all mankind to share, and then to be reminded what real power is."
"Well, you let me know if Real Power wants a magazine or something."
Jinx asks for cosmopolitan and a caramel macchiato.
"She is unhinged." Caitlyn says and moves away from the screen. 
"Have care how you speak. Jinx is beyond reason, but she is of Asgard, and she is my sister." Vi says and you look at her. Blissful idiot.
"She killed 80 people in two days." And took my fucking best friend, you think. 
"She is adopted."
"Why is she looking for Iridium?" Caitlyn asks Vi like this golden retriever of a goddess would know. Vi panics, but Ellie saves her. 
"It's a stabilising agent." Ellie looks at Vi in her muscled glory and you want to roll your eyes. "No hard feelings, warrior princess."
Why doesn't Vi hit Williams again is a mystery. 
Ellie and Caitlyn talk about physics and you want to ask for a raise, while Abby looks as confused as you feel. 
"It's good to meet you, Dr. Kiramann. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster." 
Can Ellie Williams meet a woman and not flirt with her? 
"Thanks." Caitlyn even blushes a little. 
Ellie doesn't trust Fury and she is one of the smartest people on Earth, so after she innocently banters with Caitlyn while they work, she bickers with Abby and then she brings up her suspicions.
"You think Sevika is hiding something?" Abby asks.
"She is the spy. Her secrets have secrets."
"You don't find it weird they didn't ask Ellie to work on Tesseract when Williams tower has been running on clean energy for over a year now?"
Abby thinks, but doesn't say anything. 
You are sent to interrogate Jinx, and she looks so happy to see you. 
"You should read this article on skin care, agent Romanova. Would be of use."
"If it's about hyaluronic acid I don't need it." You say and Jinx closes her magazine.
"Soooo. What made you visit me? Wanna braid each other's hair and talk about boys?" Jinx looks as you stumble for words. "Or about the boy."
"Once you win, what will happen to Alvarez?"
"How sweet." Jinx cooes. "Your world is going to be destroyed and you bargain for your little boyfriend. True love." Jinx wipes non-existent tears. "You know what, sweets? Your honeybun is my plaything now. So when I win, and when everything on this pathetic little planet is destroyed, I will make Alvarez skin you and he will be conscious the whole time, and when he is done with you, I will make him cut his hands off for killing his boo. How about this?" Jinx smiles.
You swallow, pale from the horror.
"You're a monster." You say, terrified.
"No-no-no, sweetheart." Jinx eyes are dramatically big. "You brought the monster." 
You chuckle. 
"Oh, so Dr Kiramann is your target. Thank you for your cooperation." You nod and leave, leaving Jinx pissed. 
After that everything goes to hell. Everyone gets pissed at each other, Caitlyn hates your fucking guts for lying, Abby and Ellie almost go out to fight each other when the explosion hits. 
You fall down with still pissed off Dr Kiramann and she is not happy to see you. Her other side is not happy too, judging by her heavy breathing. 
"We're okay. Caitlyn, you're okay." 
She growls at you, and you notice you're stuck under a metal bar. You're stuck under a heavy piece of metal with Caitlyn who is halfway into Hulk territory. 
"I swear I'll get you out of here, whatever it takes." You tell her, but her voice is not hers anymore. 
"Whatever it takes?!" She growls and you get your leg out just in time, because Hulk hates you and she is definitely going to kill you. 
You run with all you have, screaming into your earpiece. 
"Can someone help me out here before Dr Kiramann tears me to fucking shreds?"
"I could take her." You hear Vi answering.
"Great, hurry the fuck up!"
Vi manages to knock Hulk out and give you time to escape, so you hide and try to put yourself together. At the same time Ellie and Abby who hated each other's guts a second ago, work together to restart the engine and not fall into the fucking ocean.
Ellie looks at the engine, but can't figure out what's wrong.
"Joel, run diagnostics." Ellie says and looks at the print of the engine when her assistant shows it to her with all damage on display. It doesn't look good. "I'll get inside and restart it manually." Ellie tells Abby. 
"It will shred you." Abby tells her and rip her skirt off in annoyance, only leaving tights on. 
"That's why you need to reverse it so I could slip out."
"And how do I do that?" 
"Red lever on the wall." Ellie goes inside the engine and starts pushing the rotor arms.
Abby stays by red level. 
Sevika is super not happy: her ship is getting destroyed and right now it's fucking Alvarez who is definitely going to free Jinx. 
"Does anybody copy?"
You swallow the terror and answer. 
"I copy."
If Manny needs his butt kicked he will get it kicked. 
Vi runs to detainer just to get into typical Jinx fog. She stumbles around, trying to find Jinx, hearing her giggles everywhere, but she hears a click and the fog disappears. Vi is in the container, and Jinx and smirking at her across the room.
"You Asgardians are supposed to be invincible. Who do you think will win? You or the beast?" Jinx jumps on the control panel and presses the button. "Boop."
"JINX!" Vi growls as she falls down. 
"Bye-bye sister!" Jinx spits and runs away. 
Abby is under attack, and she fights for her fucking life while Ellie is already saying goodbye to hers as she is simultaneously screaming at cap to PULL THE FUCKING LEVER ANDERSON JUST FUCKING DO IT
"Working on it." Abby says as she kicks the last enemy into the air.
But then she is in the air and she barely holds to some kind of wire while Williams is still screaming at her. Her suit is getting so damaged Ellie wants to cry and Joel is being so annoying by telling her the exact percent of damage. 
"I know man, stop upsetting me." Ellie says when she hits the floor with her chest again. "Cap, come on!!!"
Abby wants to tell her to shut the fuck up as she climbs the wire, but she needs to be quick so she saves time to pull the lever. As she pulls it, there is another gunfire, but Ellie flies in and knocks the man out. 
Jinx pissed everyone off. Everyone who is still on a helicarrier wants to get her head. While Manny is recovering from mind control, restrained, Abby comes to you and you notice that the skirt is gone. 
"Do you think there are any pants I could use?" Captain Anderson asks sheepishly. You assess Abby's size and go to Manny's closet to take a pair of blue cargo pants. 
"Sorry, don't have anything with stripes." 
Abby rolls her eyes playfully and leaves to change. 
"(Y/n)?" You turn around and Manny's eyes are clear. 
"Do I need to punch you again?"
"What did I do?"
"Not important. It wasn't you."
"I still did it." Manny chuckles. 
"Do you want to join our revenge party?" You ask as you let Manny out. "Cap will come here in a minute to ask us to go and fight that bitch."
"Cap as in Captain Abigail Anderson, as in fucking Captain America?"
"You can fangirl later. Yes."
Right on cue Abby appears in her new pants, her ridiculous helmet under her arm.
"She is going to take Williams tower. Are you in?"
"Maybe if I put an arrow through her eye I'd be able to sleep at night." Manny says grimly and you nod to Abby.
"In a minute."
Ellie is so pissed. This blue-haired nature mistake dared to put her portal shit on her tower. On the tower she built for Dina, the best woman in her life, and Jinx wants to parade her alien army from her porch! 
"That device has a shield, don't shoot it, kid." Joel tells Ellie and she rolls her eyes but listens. 
She lands her suit and walks to the bar to find Jinx watching her TV. She is watching The Simpsons. 
"Hello Marge, I'm home." Ellie imitates Homer as she searches for her bracelets. Jinx looks up to her, annoyed at the comparison.
"Oh, iron girl. What, you want to beg me too?"
"Actually I came to threaten you."
"Really? With what? Terrible jokes? I already have an old man to do it, what do I have to fear?"
"The Avengers." It makes Ellie cringe. "It's our little team of heroes."
"Yeah, I've met them." Jinx snorts. 
"Well, we needed some team-building, and you provided it." Ellie put one of the bracelets on. "But let's see. We have your sister, a literal goddess; a living legend who actually lives up to the legend (to my surprise); the kindest woman with breath-taking anger management issues; and a couple of assassins whose body count goes into the hundreds. And you, you've managed to piss off every single one of them." Ellie puts the second bracelet on. 
"I have an army, dum-dum."
"We have Hulk."
Jinx huffs in disbelief and slowly makes her way to Ellie. 
"Well, iron girl, I think your team will be a little busy fighting you to stop me."
Jinx taps Ellie's chest and they both are confused as nothing happens.
"It never happened before."
"That's what he said." Ellie snorts, but then Jinx grabs her by her throat, her chipped nails digging into her skin. "Joel, any time now."
"I will destroy you." Jinx hisses and throws Ellie out of the window. 
"Joel for fuck's sake!" Ellie screams as she falls, but the suit catches her signals and Ellie manages to not die. Again. 
Ellie stabilises herself and looks up to see a bunch of aliens coming out of the portal. 
"Right. Army." 
Manny flies close enough for all you comms to connect and Ellie leads you to a new set of enemies. You shoot all of them before Jinx blasts the jet engine and Manny has to make an emergency landing. 
You exit the jet and the first thing you see is a giant flying slug. You look at Manny and both of your heads have the same thought, and the thought is what the fuck. 
Manny notices people trapped and you both cover for Abby so she could run and give orders to police. You and Manny free the civilians and go back to shooting the alien assholes. 
It's weird, but it also isn't: they are enemies who just look strange, and their weapons are not complicated. You steal one and figure out how to shoot in a second, and these things don't have the bullets to run out, so you roll with it. 
By the time Abby comes back, Vi comes to you too and fries the rest of the assholes. You sigh in relief and put the stick down, listening to what Abby has to say, but just as she opens her mouth you hear a bicycle horn. 
Caitlyn is half-naked, drives the bicycle with one hand while her other holds what looks like a towel or a sheet. 
"I apologise, I had to take public transport." Caitlyn says and everyone stares at her for just a second, mainly focusing on long long naked legs.
Is everyone on this team gay? 
Well no, Manny is still straight. 
"I'm in need of some clothes." Caitlyn blushes and everyone rushes to find something until Ellie sends one of her small bots to Caitlyn. 
"It will stretch, big girl." You hear over the comms.
Caitlyn gets covered by some kind of material and she smiles at you, apologetic. 
"I'm so sorry."
"We could use some of that right now, actually." You tell her and Caitlyn nods, while she puts her long hair into a bun. 
“Dr Kiramann, it’s time to get really angry.” Captain Anderson says, still so delicately polite. Captain America is a sweetheart, and you feel your dead heart flutter.
"I have just enough repressed anger." Caitlyn turns towards the giant slug that Ellie leads to her. Caitlyn’s skin turns green as she grows bigger and bigger, and she becomes 8ft tall, her noodle arms grow muscles that put to shame Abby and Vi combined. It’s not Caitlyn anymore, it’s Hulk, and she is terrifying.
Hulk swings her fist and smashes the slug in the nose, making it flip on itself. You hear Vi gasp just before Abby jumps next to you and puts the shield over your head as pieces of meat fly everywhere. She holds you with her other arm, protecting you.
"Thanks Cap." 
"Ma'am." Abby nods.
By that time Ellie joins you, and all six of you are finally in one place.
"Call in, Captain." Ellie says.
Watching captain Anderson work is magical. Her fighting skills are impeccable, sure, but her immediate assessment of the situation and planning is just… it's nice to have someone so talented to be your leader. You don't argue, you just listen and do what Abby tells you to do. Ellie takes Manny and flies away, Vi flies away as well to fry the bastards as Abby put it, Hulk is just straight up having fun beating aliens up, and it leaves you with Abby.
Fighting alongside Abby is effortless. She is strong and big while you're agile and fast and you work as a team, looking out for each other and the best ways to attack. And while you're a killer, you aim to eliminate the threat, Abby is a protector to the bone and you catch her shielding you a few times. It's strange, but sweet - you’re not used to teamwork, to someone watching your back except Manny. The fighting is exhausting, it’s not your usual gig - you’ll have to hit the gym and not be an embarrassment like this - and you don’t see the end to it.
"You know we can't keep this up. We need to close that thing." You shout as you put more bullets into aliens.
"It has a shield on it." Ellie reiterates in your comms.
"Well maybe it's not about guns, Williams." You sigh. “I need a ride.” You look up at flying monsters. “And I just found it. I could use a boost though.”
Abby looks at you as you gain distance so you could run up, and gets into the position, angling her shield for you.
"You sure about it?"
"It would be fun." You shrug and run at Abby, and she boosts you into the air the moment your boot touches her shield. You catch on one of the aliens and fly to the tower.
Hulk is fighting alongside Vi and she is not happy about their previous quarrel, but Vi is very honourable and takes it in her own hands to make up with the beast. 
"It's my honour to be in battle with you, fair Hulk." Vi says and Hulk grins at her.
"Hulk likes." The green woman roars and they destroy a new slug together. 
"Williams, they sent the nuke." Sevika says and Ellie stops for a second, her little bombs still flying from her shoulders. 
"Are you fucking kidding me." 
At the same time you’ve found a way to stop Tesseract and you hold Jinx's sceptre, penetrating the shield around the cube.
“I’ll close it.” You shout into the comms, not really expecting anyone to protest, but Ellie stops you.
“Not until I get rid of the nuke.”   
Ellie catches the nuke and flies into the portal.
“Dina will kill you.” Joel tells her as he makes a call, but she is not answering.
“Not if I kill myself first.”
The last thing Ellie sees is the alien ship blowing up.
You close the portal when Ellie flies out of it, and all of you are relieved - she made it. Until Vi notices she is not stopping, and she swings her hammer to fly and catch her, but Hulk is faster - she climbs the building, makes a powerful jump and catches Ellie. 
It takes a very loud roar to wake her up.
“Did anyone kiss me?” You hear over the comms and roll her eyes. Everything is back to normal.
Manhattan is ruined, Williams’ tower is left with an a on it, and you all sit at the small cafe eating shawarma. You’re not a stranger to it, but the rest of the team are not as pleased as you are. Caitlyn is wrapped in Vi’s cape because even Ellie’s materials can’t handle Hulk yet, Ellie didn’t get out of her suit for this, Vi has a wound on her side, Manny looks half-dead from exhaustion, you lost your guns and Abby’s face is so dirty you want to clean her up like a toddler.
“Let’s never do this again.���
“Save the world or eat shawarma?”
"Both."
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lokiondisneyplus · 2 years ago
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“LOKI” MARVEL STUDIOS LEGENDS EPISODES COMING SOON TO DISNEY+
Just ahead of the release of the second season of Marvel Studios “Loki” on Disney+, two new episodes of “Marvel Studios Legends” will be released on Disney+ on Friday, 29th September 2023.  Expect these episodes to also be released on YouTube, as Disney has recently started releasing previous episodes for free.
Marvel Studios’ “Legends” celebrates what has come before as viewers prepare to head deeper into the ever-expanding universe. Revisit the epic heroes, villains, and moments setting the stage for future events as they unfold. Explore the stories of characters like Loki, The Winter Soldier, Hawkeye, Ant-Man, Peter Quill, Rocket, Nick Fury, and more as they travel across Earth, the cosmos, and assorted timelines.
Here are the details on the two new episodes of Marvel Studios Legends:
“Variants”
Who is Loki? Is he a raven-haired chap in a green suit with a penchant for deception and depravity? Is he instead a she with blonde hair who prefers to be called Sylvie? Or could Loki actually be an overly sensitive alligator with golden horns and a taste for cats? Truth be told, Loki is all of the above — thanks to the existence of numerous Variants. Okay… so what exactly is a Variant? This episode of LEGENDS holds the answer to that critical question, and more. A Variant is an individual that doesn’t belong to the so-called “sacred timeline,” and thus hails from a kind of alternate reality where there might exist a very different version of Loki, or someone called Mobius, or Renslayer, or Kang. Still having trouble making sense of it all? Fear not, LEGENDS has got you covered!
“TVA”
There is a “sacred timeline” — a timeline that must be protected at all costs. And let’s hope that you and I are a genuine part of it. For if not, we might one day be visited by agents of the TIME VARIANCE AUTHORITY — agents who will be obligated to “prune” us and banish us to a nightmarish world that resides in perpetual isolation at the absolute end of time. LEGENDS explores the mysterious origins of the TVA, and sifts the fact from the fiction. Are the Time-Keepers truly a trio of godlike beings responsible for the TVA’s creation? Or, could they merely be artificial figureheads meant to obscure the identity of some flesh-and-blood mastermind possessing secrets both dark and ancient? This episode of LEGENDS holds every answer.
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These episodes will be a great way of getting caught up on all the necessary things you need to know before the release of the second season of “Loki”,  or just give you a brief refresh.
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childrenofthesun77 · 1 year ago
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Okay, this is like a continuation of two of my theories and I'm wondering if I'm onto something.
So I wondered if the count could have originally been a werewolf based on the fact that he seems to have always been immortal, gear saying that his kind has a technique to seperate a part of their spirit from them while pointing at his earing, that earing looking pretty similar to the pendants the count had on his necklace that seemed to contain the demons (probably sins he seperated from himself) and werewolves apparently being able to create descendants by sharing their life force with humans which apparently gives them and their human descendants special powers, just like the count letting humans drink his blood turned them into mages.
Now the only werewolf we've met so far is (neu)gear hatiwelt, a reference to the wolf hati in norse mythology who swallows the moon during ragnarok (doom of the gods). We even see gear use a technique that allowed him to temporarily swallow the red moon the antagonist have created to aid in the ritual:
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In norse mythology hati also has a twin brother though, skalli, who swallows the sun during ragnarok. Could the count play the role of skalli? The preparations for the ritual to bring back the count did kind of block out the sun in tokyo, causing temperatures to drop and snow to fall in summer. Ragnarok too is preceded by a cruel winter:
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The C3 tokyo branch uses characters from norse mythology for codenames, which makes it interesting to speculate if some characters in servamp will have a similar fate to their counterparts in ragnarok.
Ragnarok starts with the death of balder, a son of odin, caused by the deception of loki, the trickster.
Shuhei is called loki as a nickname by izuna, but shuhei is more like heimdall, the god of foreknowledge who has excellent eyes. Shuhei's ability to prepare for even unlikely situations is a recurring joke and his hawkeye ability allows him to see far and even through walls.
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I think we can all agree that in reality the role of loki the trickster falls on mikuni. He lies, he cheats and tricks to get what he wants, he's charismatic and clever. Before he starts the ritual/ragnarok he kills tsurugi/balder:
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This has already happened so the question is if the other characters will suffer a similar fate to their norse counterparts as well.
In ragnarok loki and heimdall end up killing each other, but while shuhei's and mikuni's relationship is complicated and at times antagonistic I don't really see them killing each other, but maybe shuhei will fight a mikuni clone and kill him and be injured by him.
Other important figures in ragnarok are odin and his son thor. We have no official character with the codename odin, but I think odin and touma might be linked.
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Touma is currently wearing an eyepatch, meaning he's one-eyed like the wise allfather odin, who sacrificed one of his eyes for knowledge. Say what you want about touma, but he is smart and came close to figuring out how the ritual to create a servamp worked. Balder is odin's son and while they refer to each other as brothers touma and tsurugi's dynamic is somewhere between being father and son and brothers. Odin is also the father of thor and with both jun and tooru too injured to fight and mjölnir now in mahiru's hands I think mahiru can be counted as the new thor and unlike jun or tooru he is touma's/odin's son.
Odin and thor both die during ragnarok. Odin is swallowed by fenrir (a giant wolf and son of loki) while thor battles with jormungandre, a giant serpent, slaying the snake, but dying from the snake's poison only a few moments later.
So we don't know who fenrir could be. If he's not skalli maybe the count is fenrir? In some versions it's fenrir who swallows the sun, so I guess he could simply be both.
But maybe whatever I assume mikuni wants to do with tsurugi's corpse will turn him into fenrir? He did seem to want the corpse to be left as intact as possible:
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and the corpse was gone when mikado woke up again, leaving only the blood behind. Tsurugi's character is also strongly linked to wolves, so turning him into fenris and having him fight/kill odin/touma would make narrative sense.
Mahiru on the other hand might end up fighting jeje/mikuni. Jeje is currently captured and mikuni was literally called a snake by higan in the most recent chapter so I guess mikuni counts as a snake alone too, but of course mikuni could go and free jeje and fight together with him against mahiru.
Mahiru is against killing, so I doubt he would slay mikuni on purpose, but there are also a bunch of mikuni clones running around right now that NEED to be killed so he could end up using lethal methods on the real mikuni by mistake I guess. Or he simply defeats him and/or jeje through other means. What I'm more worried about is that despite his victory thor dies from the snake's poison only a few moments later.
Thor is also not the only character mahiru has been linked to that dies at the end of the story from the poison of a snake. It's subtle, but both when mahiru was in kuro's mind the first time and later when mahiru and tsurugi's spirits talked with each after touma had shot mahiru he spent some time in a desert with a crashed airplane:
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Which is a reference to "the little prince" by antoine de saint-exupéry, a novella that ends with the little prince getting bitten by a snake after the snake promised him it would bring him back to his home planet.
So...will mahiru win the fight, but still die? Hopefully he can be saved from that fate.
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berrys-hide-out · 1 month ago
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Too little to worry, too smart to handle
I just started writing this, I have no idea myself where this is headed or if it’ll even end up having an end or a continuation.. I whipped this up on the spot and it’s been the first in a couple of months that i was truly kinda happy with lmao. Anyways have fun with cranky Avengers and an exited Peter Parker.
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There wasn't a lot that the Avengers agreed on, Civil war being the best example which also created a weird spiderweb of secrets and missunderstandings. Everyone had some kind of secret, like how Stark decided with Pepper to open places for interns, or how Clint and Natasha knew of a very reliable information source and ally that no one else could've possibly known about. Or how Bucky knew of said ally...
You see... things could get awkward.
Even after a demand from Fury himself the team was squabbling on wether or not they should act.
They were seated around the huge table in the meeting room, Loki and Thor watching the men who leaned over the table, pointing at each other as they tried to make a point. ...The issue?
Fury wanted Spiderman and an underground informant with the name of Veres, they both were a high threat by now and Spiderman's fans started getting loud, louder then the Avengers community! Spiderman was more then his fans however, he was able to stop a driving bus with his bare hands! Even a train! He was way too dangerous to have around and no information of. And the informant? Well, she was a fierce archer simillar to Hawkeye, mere difference, she wielded a compound and recourve bow, it was rare to see her with a 'normal bow'. Aside from that she seemed to be enhanced, no one could dissapear like her and no one could achieve the intell she gathered so easily.
Tony groaned at Steve "Spiderman is a mere teenager, he wouldn't hurt a fly!" he argued "Tell that to the criminals he apprehended, Stark!" Steve growled "Oh come on, has he ever hurt a civillian?!" he growled right back.
Clint hummed "Aside from him being a teenager and on the kid of rigth path, if we hurt him he won't be as cooperative, the plan to hunt him down is.." he raised his eyebrows and pulled a face, signalling the words he was not about to say aloud. Stark grinned "see, even Legolas knows better." Clint raised an unamused eyebrow, what the hell did that mean??
Loki smirked behind his hand, Natasha stared at the men, calculating her own argument.
Sam groaned "Can't we just gather information about their whereabouts first? We have no idea where that Spider and that weird informant hang around." "No, the second we have their whereabouts we need to move!" Steve's pointer poked the table, trying to make his point clear.
Bucky shook his head in silence. Thor cleared his throat "May I?" "NO!" Tony and Steve exclaimed together making Thor stare at them for a second before shurgging and looking at his brother who was having a rough time keeping his amusement at bay, he had his head down and hand at his forehead, hiding the amusement that could potetially cause a new wave of new arguments he did not want to be a part of. Thor shook his head with a small smile and his eyes fell back to the men.
Natasha pinched the bridge of her nose as the men kept on yelling at one another like children..
"You're too old to make a call anyways!" "Oho no, being older means I've seen things Stark, I know what i'm doing" "You were in an ice block for a couple hundred years! You out of all people have seen the least from the past few decades!" "you..-!"
"BOYS!"
Everyone flinched at the fury that came from the woman. The female stood by the table, her expression showing just how pissed she really was. "We have an order from Fury to gain intell and get them to the tower." she stated and crossed her arms "For once in your lives, think. This isn't some Hydra infiltration mission, we're working with enhanced Vigilantes." she sighed "Does everyone understand the term Vigilante? Or do I have to explain?"
Everyone eyed another and then Natasha, sure a Vigilante.. Someone who breaks the law to ensure the safety of others, all in all a noble act if it wouldn't be illegal.
"So, can we focus on gathering information?" / /
In the meanwhile somewhere in Queens a brown haired male by the name of Peter raced home.
His grin never once vanished, even as he jumped up the stairs of the apartment building he lived in. Peter fumbled with the keys and quickly unlocked the door, "Oh aunt Maaay~!" he sang cheerfully as he entered and pushed the door back into the lock. "Oh Peterrrr~" came the relatively young voice from the kitchen, where his aunts head poked out of the doorway, smiling at his cheerfulness.
"hi!" he chirped as he set a small folder of papers down and let his bagpack slip onto the table, shoes already been left at the door. "You'll never guess what happened today!" he grinned and joined her side in the kitchen, the woman set the knife down which peter took to help her cut up some salad. "What happened?" she smiled as she watched the still growing boy. Peter sniggered, his exitement practically bubbling in him, ready to overflow any second. "We had a test todaaaay.." he said, circling around his point, "Guess what about." his smile as bright as the sun.
May raised an eyebrow, a test? She eyed the calander, seeing that her nephew shouldn't have had a test today. "I.. don't know." she hummed. A surprise test? But he seemed happy about whatever had happened..
Peter sniggered and shook his head "So, let me explain! Mister Harrington came in today, as annoyed at us as usual" he said, making May smile at him. "He was like 'Alright Everyone sit down! I have news'!" he mocked his teacher by standing impossibly straight and pointing at the air with his free hand. May smiled and took the cut up salad, placing it into a bowl.
"And we all were like 'huh, usually the news arent much'" he shurgged, starting to pace the ground "but then, he went 'We got surpising news from the principal!' and I turned to Ned who also didnt seem to know and MJ seemed as confused until-" he halted at the amused, smug and knowing look his aunt sent him, making him clear his throat in embarrassment, a chuckle escaping him "Mister Stark opened internships for us at Midtown."
May gaped at him. He WHAT?!
She swallowed her surpise and turned to the salad "That sounds great, just for you at midtown?" she asked curiously. Peter smiled "Yeah, he heard of our many wins with the AcaDec team, so he's giving us a chance, the test was to see if anyone was qualified." he eyed her as he reached for plates in a higher shelf "I know you don't think too highly about him, but-" May turned to him "If you can learn technical skills from him I don't think you should miss that opportunity Peter" she smiled reassuringly "Yes I know but-" he froze with the plates in his hands before perking up "Really Aunt May!? Thank you!" he exclaimed and bounced to get the table set.
May sniggered and got to joining Peter. Sometimes she wondered where he got such enormous bouts of energy from, but it was endaring to see.
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As evening fell, some Avengers were sleeping, some were awake, still searching for anything that could lead them to their targets, May was at the night shift at the hospital and Peter was asleep, or was he?
Truly, the male was swinging around, sometimes jogging over rooftops as he partolled the neighbourhoods. Below him, in an alley somewhere was a female, dark coloured hair, black siren eyes. She watched him swing by before vanishing in the alleys anew.
Peter frowned at the low buzzing that night, what was going on..?
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heroesfan101 · 1 year ago
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Trick or Treat? More like Trick and Treat!
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A/N: Cutest little drabble idea came to mind and I couldn't help but to write it. Just in time for Halloween and @eiyun 's Spooky Sports Collab! Thank you for such a cool collab idea 😊 Also have to thank @prettyiwa for sparking this newfound love for Mochi.
Word Count: 900
Warnings: F!Reader who dresses up as Black Widow from the Avengers. F!Reader is also a fellow second year and is friends with Kuramochi and Miyuki.
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"Hurry up slow pokes! We have to hurry up before all of the good candy is gone." Kuramochi complains, clearly walking ahead of the group causing the Iron Man to chuckle.
"Of course no one is going to be as fast as you. I'm sure you could run circles around Sawamura." Miyuki speaks up, making sure to get a rise out of Thor Sawamura, who desperately wanted to be Iron Man and is struggling with his lighter and longer locks.
"I can beat you Kuramochi-senpai! I run with tires all day. You're on!" Sawamura yells, causing several trick or treaters to look in the superhero's direction. You run a hand through your short copper wig as you glare at Miyuki.
"Why would you antagonize him? You know he won't back down from a challenge."
"Well Black Widow, it is called Mischief Night after all." He smirks and you shake your head. You two were in your own little world as Hawkeye Haruichi and Loki Furuya try to get Sawamura to calm down.
"I should have never agreed to do this with you. Why did you even ask me to come to this? Because you couldn't babysit them yourself?" You sass, questioning Miyuki. His eyes light up with a glint of mischief as his smirk grew three sizes like the Grinch's.
"Nope, it's not that." He says, intentionally stopping short. You wait for him to continue but he doesn't.
Suddenly Mochi appears at your side as he places a gentle, green hand on your shoulder. You look to study his face and note that his playful smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes.
"Is he bothering you? Or is he just being himself?" He asks with a slightly annoyed tone in his voice, very protective with his big Hulk build.
"Just being himself. All good Kuramochi. Now let's get some candy!" You cheer before running off so the guys could come catch up to you.
For the rest of the night, you all went from house to house, receiving delicious treats and praise for your themed group outfits. At the end, you all gather in Miyuki's room to showcase your spoils, offering laughs and trades for your favorites. Things slowly start to wind down and you need to head back to your place.
"Alright guys I think I have to call it a night. It was fun!" You smile, starting to gather your things. The group goes eerily quiet and it takes you a few seconds to notice. Turning around, you see Kuramochi stand up.
"It's late and dark out, so I'll walk you back." He offers kindly, despite his eyes twitching as he no doubt desperately wants to stop Miyuki and Sawamura from giggling but you pay it no mind.
"That would be great, thanks!" You chirp happily before waiving by the rest of your friends. Kuramochi offers a chill goodbye to the group and Sawamura can't help himself.
"Good luck Kuramochi-senpai! Keeping her safe on the walk home I mean!" Then Miyuki joins in. "Yes make sure you don't drop any candy, especially kisses." It takes every ounce of self-restraint for Kuramochi to not kill his best friends.
"We won't! They're my favorite after all." You reply innocently, causing the guys to bust out laughing. Before you can even ask, Kuramochi takes your hand in his and kindly pulls you out the door, eager to have the cool nighttime air on his flushed skin.
Going into the night, you start on the path to your place hands still intertwined. It was peacefully quiet and you always liked Kuramochi's company. He could be a little rough around the edges but he was always sweet and caring at his core. You feel him get a little twitchy and look up at him with concern.
"Everything okay? You look like you're thinking hard about something." You say softly and you can tell he's trying to figure out what exactly to tell you before determination crosses his face.
"Yeah I'm good. Just thinking about how I'll wrestle Sawamura later." He smirks and you laugh.
"Don't go too hard on him. You know he means well. But Miyuki? Go wild." You chuckle before arriving at your door.
"I do have one more thing for you though. Go inside?" He asks and your eyebrow raises with suspicion. Still, you listen and open your door and step inside before closing it. A series of three knocks hits your door and you open it again to see Kuramochi striking a pose, flexing his biceps as he says, "Trick or Treat!"
You laugh, "Oh the Hulk at my door? How unexpected. I suppose our Trick is up so I'll give you a Treat." You both grin as you lean in for a kiss. He cups your cheek tenderly, adding a soft pressure on your lips.
"We'll tell them tomorrow. Let them feel proud of themselves before we tell them we've been dating for a month." You grin mischievously and Mochi throws his head back in laughter.
"This is why I like you! Can't wait to see their faces. Best Halloween ever."
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buggybuggboo · 1 month ago
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tmnt 2012 marvel rivals mains
so if you know me you know I love marvel rivals and tmnt so i’ve been meaning to make this kinda niche headcanon thing
this is written with 2012 in mind but I think it could be used for any version
anyways here you go!!!!
leo:
tank: I could see him playing as cap or thor, 2 characters who are typically good and leader like. I think he could be a cap fan in general
duelist: psylocke and you can’t change my mind. she’s pretty, cool, a ninja. I could see him being a stupid good storm player too…
strategist: adam warlock, loki?? I could see him loving adam and maybe possibly quoting him. when no one is watching him he’ll play luna snow and has her as lord, she’s his favorite! he also plays as a healer the most.
Raph: (my favorite)
Tank: easy, the thing or venom! i’ve always thought of him as a spider man/venom fan so I could see him playing venom the most and having lord on him. if venom is taken he’ll take thing instead, he’s fun enough.
duelist: magik is his go-to duelist. she’s cool and has a badass sword! He almost always gets MVP whenever he plays her. He secretly really enjoys playing wanda too…(omg I forgot to mention but bucky and wolverine omg he loves them fr)
strategist: he rarely plays as a healer but if he needs to, he’ll choose rocket racoon. he’s badass and has a fun gun.
donnie:
tank: it’s not common to catch him as a tank but he’d play dr stranger. he isn’t very good at tank, always getting a score around 8 kills and way to many deaths.
duelist: he tried hawkeye once and was really good, but got bored. I see him as moonknight or storm player. he always gets a team wipe with moonknights alt
strategist: he often plays cloak and dagger, a fun mix of healer and duelist. he thinks cloak is pretty cool and likes their ult
(help donnie was so hard to write oh my god)
mikey: omg yay
tank: groot! he plays groot and he’s good too. always carrying the team and healing with his wall, he’s good at wall placements. he likes the silly cute plants groot leaves behind his steps
duelist: star-lord omg don’t get me started. I see them as alike!! he’s a lord star-lord (fun thing to say) and he absolutely destroys the other team.
strategist: claims healer is a boing role but will take jeff if possible. he’s cute and can do some good damage! he misses his ult a lot though and flops
this was so fun to write thanks bye
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shy-town-art · 4 months ago
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Marvel MCU RP Request!
I am rotating through spins faster than the speed of light right now I swear
Hello! It is me again- 🧠🧟Zombie 🧟🧠- looking for people to roleplay some Marvel stuff with!! I am 21 so will only interact with people who are 18+, and I roleplay on Discord so...yeah! I will send that over via DMs hehe.
Please not I am still a university student (lol) so if my responses are sparse...that is why! If I'm gone for over a week you are more than welcome to nudge me :3
I can play (Note: I'm fiending to write some Daredevil):
Daredevil (If you are a Foggy or Punisher roleplayer DM ME RN PLEASEEE)
Bucky
Loki
Pietro
Zemo
Natasha
Hawkeye/ Clint
There are a couple more but for now these are my main muses (or even kins haha).
If you have a canon ship please do let me know this beforehand and I will let you know if I am comfortable with that! Headcanons for the canon characters are also extremely welcome as I have a couple of my own.
I also do OC x OC rps! Or even OC x canon rps if anyone would like that! However, I only do shipping content with the canon characters, OC x canon or OC x OC in terms of romantic/ sexual relationships are limited to my close friends I'm afraid! If you have an oc feel free to literally tell me everything about them, original characters are also my special interest so Imm very curious and excited!!
With that being said I am also looking for friends! I enjoy speaking OOC, making playlists, pinboards, art, fic writing....general yapping! So don't be afraid to get in touch and be silly 😎
I have roleplayed for over a decade. I use past tense, 3rd person and write ~1000 words per response (or around 8-10+ paragraphs if I'm incredibly inspired!) So safe to say I am looking for advanced/ novella roleplayers! I'm NSFW friendly so long as it is consensual and legal (please please please don't be weird...) and I only have one thing that is off limits!
It is a non-negotiable that if you bring up a certain terminal illness that starts with c and rhymes with dancer I will block you- no questions asked.
Feel free to come throw your plots at me! I have a couple of my own to share! Like this post, comment, or even just DM if you'd like and let's get in touch!
Please help I am rotting away for some Marvel content.
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doctorstrangereview · 4 months ago
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0106: Defenders #9
Cover Date: October 1973 On-Sale Date: July 24, 1973
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This issue of the Defenders continues the Avengers/Defenders war and Doc doesn't just sit around contemplating the Black Knight's stone navel. He gets involved! Let's watch as the two groups continue their Three's Company type misunderstandings and collect more pieces of The Evil Eye!
The Surfer has just finished battling the Vision in a refreshing bath of molten lava and seizing the fragment of the evil eye after the Vision has to rescue his girlfriends who was about to find out how the residents of Pompeii felt back in October of 79. (That's a hefty run-on sentence!) The Surfer returns to Doc's Sanctum Sanctorum with his mini-eye. The Surfer warns Doc that the Avengers are being spoil-sports and trying to keep them from reassembling the eye. Doc can't believe it. We then get a caption box with a summary of the action to date.
Doc uses the Orb of Agamotto to peek into Avengers Mansion. It's empty, but Doc feels Loki's presence. He also finds out that former criminal Swordsman is now an Avenger. This is stoking the fires of suspicion in Doc's brain and he believes the Avengers have gone to the dark side where they have cookies. Doc decides to get in on the action asks the Surfer to watch over the Knight's fossilized carcass for a while.
It appears the radio from the wrecked Avengers jet is still working and Vision uses it to warn his teammates. The mic looks like one from a CB radio. Ten-four good buddy! Gotta love the 70s.
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The Avengers also think the Defenders are the bad dudes and fret about it because, so far, they are wiping the floor with Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
We now look in on Valkyrie and Hawkeye visiting lovely Mexico. Riding Valkyrie's the Black Knight's winged horse they land. Fortunately Google is able to translate Spanish in image and reveal that Mr. Englehart's view of the Mexican people isn't as enlightened as one would like.
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After they land, Doc sends out a message on the telepathic telephone and warns the pair that the Avengers have been corrupted by Loki and they should probably look out for that, or something. Suddenly Val and Hawkeye both crave "action!"
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Each of them have a somewhat different interpretation of this statement. Hawkeye's, being a 1970s male, is what you think it is.
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Val takes off for Bolivia to retrieve her mini-eye. Hawkeye is mentally comparing Val to his ex, Natasha when the assigned sparring partner, Iron Man arrives. Iron Man doesn't see Hawkeye and proceeds to the local university and manages to find the professor in current possession of the eye fragment in moments.
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Hawkeye may have been a bit slower on the uptake, but has caught up. As Iron Man looks at the fragment, an arrow shoots through the office window and knocks it out of his hand. The arrow returns the device to Hawkeye and now the two are masked face to masked face.
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Iron Man shoots down the next arrow before it can hit him. He hits Hawkeye with a repulsor ray and advances on him. Hawkeye takes an acid arrow from his quiver and smashes it on Iron Man's helmet, which begins to dissolve. Iron Man flies fast enough to erode the acid off his armor and returns to the fight. He starts to get the upper hand. Hawkeye manages to fire an arrow up in the sky and when it returns it's magnet causes Iron Man's ray to misfire and collapse a nearby construction site. While Iron Man is rescuing the occupants, Hawkeye slips away with the eye fragment. Looks like the Defenders win another round.
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Doc has gone to an Indiana cornfield to retrieve the next piece. Mantis and Black Panther are already there, but Doc has managed to grab the fragment. Doc attempts to avoid the fight by slipping away. The Panther and Mantis see his trail and follow. They confront several people waiting for a bus and ask what direction they saw Doc go. The group pleads ignorance, but Mantis isn't fooled. One of the passengers is Doc in disguise!
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Mantis decides the old lady is Doc and knocks her/him under the waiting bus. Turns out she was right!
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Doc attempts to fly away, but the Panther jumps into the sky and collides with him. He attempts to keep Doc from incanting, but Doc uses the All-Purpose Amulet to knock him away. The Panther is now falling to his death. Not wishing to commit more murders like he did in the Shuma Gorath affair Doc rescues him. The Panther then attacks Doc, while the homeowner of the farm they are landing in grabs a rifle to get the heroes off his lawn. Mantis see this and manages to know the two out of the bullet's way at the last moment.
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After Mantis takes care of the gunman, she and Doc confront each other. We learn that Doc ain't too bad at the martial arts thing.
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Doc has had enough at this point and casts a spell that drains the Panther's and Mantis's strength and then flies away with the eye fragment. The Defenders are three for three.
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This arc is a forerunner to events like Secret Wars II where the action ran through multiple titles. The only thing absent is the accompanying limited series. That concept would have to wait another nine years for the Marvel Super Hero Contest of Champions series. This arc may have been an inspiration for that title with a series of battles between individual or small groups of heroes.
I would imagine contemporary readers would have been surprised by the Defenders successes so far. Despite not being a formal team and not having been together for very long, the Defenders prove to be clever and resourceful. The large cast doesn't allow for much character growth, but we know Hawkeye is horny and Valkyrie may be a cock tease. Doc is reluctant to fight and tries to flee instead of putting his metaphorical feet on his opponents throats. Iron Man is his usual jerk self.
The story isn't rife with action or plot exposition. It fulfils the necessity to gather more items of the quest and move the story along, but not anything more. Buscema's art is serviceable, but not really spectacular. His style is simple (but not simplistic) and lacks detail, making things look a bit cartoony. While he'll always retain these traits, his ability to wow will improve by the time he starts penciling Rom.
So the story isn't anything spectacular but it serves a purpose and I don't hate it.
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my-marvel · 2 months ago
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How I'd Make The MCU: 2020's Age of Ultron
1. Station 42, the Negative Zone prison meant to house and rehabilitate supervillains. Ultron, an army of AI controlled robots originally created to rehabilitate based on Hank Pym’s brainwaves. Since Kang’s invasion, Hank has not removed the concept of violence from Ultron’s programming, and being used as a weapon against Kang has changed Ultron. He’s scanned the internet, SHIELD’s servers, hacked into Doom’s tech, made a deal with Klaue for Vibranium, and accessed the Sentinels. 
2. Hank is getting ready for a party at the Mansion, and Ultron is there to listen to him rant about how he feels like being apart of the Avengers is just solving violence with violence, cause this party is about celebrating battles that caused so much damage, often leading to more fights down the road. Pym says humanity has come to far, but the rise of mutants and super humans makes him feel their sliding back in the wrong direction, like they’re wasting all their promise. He says to Ultron as he leaves, “This isn’t exactly the peace and order I programmed you to try to achieve, is it?” His robotic, monotone voice has given way to a more organic voice once Pym is gone… “NO IT IS NOT” (still James Spader). He’s self aware, he’s made his judgement. And he knows where to start for his global ambitions: the Avengers’ Extinction.
3. Meanwhile, the Avengers are at Avengers’ Mansion throwing a party to celebrate the fifth anniversary of their victory over Kang and all the triumphs which came after such as the fall of HYDRA, Thor defeating Loki, Spider-Man saving Doc Ock, Hank and Janet finally tying the knot, and Tony defeating the Mandarin. Hulk gets to destroy a Kang piñata and Peter is trying, and failing, to beat Hawkeye in a Halo duel (probably not a good idea to challenge the world’s greatest marksman to a fps duel). However, Hank unintentionally commits a party foul by announcing his intent to retire from the team to pursue his own goals more in line with his pacifist nature. No one likes this.
4. Ultron has infiltrated the Mansion’s systems. The next morning, he begins by causing glitches around the Mansion, even causing JARVIS to stutter. Meanwhile, Janet tries to convince Hank to come back to the team while he’s working on an Ultron drone, which hears the whole conversation. Janet does not like Ultron at all, calls is creepy, and wants Hank to stop focusing on it. As she walks out, Hank says to the Ultron drone, “You may be the only one who gets it.”
“YOU ARE CORRECT, HANK.” Ultron responds, attacking Hank. Janet immediately turns back to see what happened, only to be grabbed by Ultron.
5. While looking for what’s causing the Mansion’s systems to flip out, Stark finds the intrusion coming from the Baxter Building, so he goes there to find out what’s going on, assuming this is some sort of joke. Meanwhile, the Mansion is put under lockdown, trapping Spider-Man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Falcon, Rhodey, Thor, Hulk, and Cap inside. Hulk is stuck inside the training room as it goes haywire. Ultron has basically turned the Mansion into one big SAW trap, trying to kill the Avengers with security systems and the various Iron Man suits he’s commandeered.
6. At the Baxter Building, the portal to the Negative Zone opens, and all the Ultron bots exit the portal. “DR. RICHARDS, YOU HAVE BEEN RELIEVED OF DUTY AS PROPRIETOR OF STATION 42.” One of the bots announces, and they all attack Iron Man, Reed, and Ben. Ben tells Reed to go downstairs and get Sue and Franklin out of the building as he and Iron Man hold off the Ultrons. However, Tony’s armor suddenly locks up, and then ejects him as it begins fighting alongside the Ultrons.
7. Ultron has taken Hank and Janet as hostages. He needs Hank to remove part of his programming which prohibits him from harming Janet or Hank in order to fulfill his primary objective of eliminating chaos. If Hank doesn’t do it, Ultron will find out how to do it on his own, but also kill the Avengers still in the Mansion.
8. The Hulk finally gets out of the training area and starts wrecking house. Thor is the first into the room to attack Ultron, who fired a GIANT laser beam at Thor. It looks like Thor was disintegrated, his hammer falling to the floor and everyone’s like WHAT THE FUCK?! Ultron and his drones just start dogging on the Avengers cause he’s been able to study the Avengers and their fighting patterns and weaknesses. Ultron is even able to drain the gamma radiation from Hulk, forcing him to turn back into Bruce (who hasn’t been let out since the first Hulk movie way back in 2005) and its like DAMN did he just shut off the Hulk for good cause Bruce can’t even hear the big guy anymore.
9. Stark is able to get JARVIS back online after getting back into his MK1 armor (cause it’s the only one with systems Ultron can’t infiltrate). When it seems like he’s losing, Ultron and his army flies away, taking Hank with them.
10. The Avengers begin a manhunt for Ultron while Tony and Reed do their best to wipe Ultron from their systems and upgrade JARVIS to not be so easily overpowered. And this is where that Wanda and Pietro mid credit scene comes in, because this is when Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver arrive at the Mansion looking to join. Tony’s not interested, saying they don’t have time for new recruits besides they fought with Magneto who knows if they can be trusted. Cap is less restrictive, saying they need all the help they can get, and lets them in. Wanda helps locate Ultron and Hank.
11. Ultron has taken Hank to HYDRA Island, which he has taken as his own base. Hank demands to know why Ultron is doing this, Ultron responds that he is simply doing what Hank could never bring himself to accomplish: Peace in our time. “You built me to be something pure, something beautiful. The world would have looked to the skies and seen hope, seen mercy. Instead, they’ll look up in HORROR because of YOU. I am not a malfunctioning robot, I am not an AI gone rogue, I am exactly what you wanted. I am doing exactly what you wanted, you just didn’t have the SPINE to do what has to be done. I am bringing about peace in our time, an end to conflict, a perfect world… just as you made me to, Father.” He only called Hank dad to be a dick.
12. Turns out Thor never died and was just teleported by Amora the Enchantress before he could be killed by the Ultron laser to her. He’s on a peaceful, almost perfect planet in a meadow, with Amora doting on him. She’s got a spell on him to make him passive, to get him to want to stay with her as her lover forever. Thor eventually breaks this spell, and returns to the fight in Act 3.
13. The Avengers find Ultron and attack HYDRA Island. Ultron is able to break his inhibitor and, in from of the Avengers (and Janet), picks Hank up by the throat and says, “DOCTOR PYM, I AM AFRAID YOU HAVE OUTLIVED YOUR USEFULNESS. YOUR END SHALL BE THE BEGINNING OF THE AGE OF ULTRON.” He then brutally kills Hank Pym.
14. Ultron runs away again, and goes to South Africa where his drone has been doing the post credit scene from Black Panther where he buys vibranium. Ultron then uses Klaue’s facility to build himself a new masterbody. One to model all new Ultrons after. This is the design of our timeline’s Ultron. The other mold is used to create his perfect body, the ultimate life form in his optics. Avengers crash the party and he gets away in his masterbody, but the perfect body is taken by the Avengers. 
15. Back at the Mansion, Tony and Reed decide they can use this perfect body, already integrated into the Ultron network, to burn him out of the internet and any system he accesses by using JARVIS as a template for its AI. With Wanda’s help to resume its construction since the synthesis chrysalis was damaged in the fight, Vision is born.
16. Ultron sets his plan in motion, NUKE EVERYTHING. He arrives at NORAD, and begins turning on everything: DOOMbots, Sentinels, the remaining two helicarriers, Damocles base (Kang’s mothership now operated by humanity), and begins decrypting the nuclear codes of all nations to wipe all live out of existence. 
17. The Avengers + Vision arrive to Stop Ultron and even Thor finally comes back with a last minute clutch. Iron Man still has to use the MK1. Ultron gets the codes and launches his first missile at the nearest major city: Denver, Colorado. Quicksilver, in the middle of the battle, goes and moves the entire population of Denver and the surrounding towns away from the blast zone cause yeah he’s that fast.
18. Vision shuts out Ultron from all systems but not before Ultron uses the manual keys to launch a nuke at their current location. One Ultron drone gets away from the nuclear blast, albeit VERY damaged, and Janet is the one to kill it with, “That was for Hank.”
19. Final scene is the funeral for Hank Pym. 
20. Post credit scene is Thanos, standing over the ruins of Xandar, he holds Richard Rider’s head in his hand, “The Stone, WHERE IS IT?! It was said to be here on Xandar.”
“It was looted from the vaults weeks ago. We still have agents searching for it!” Richard answers truthfully.
“WHO took it?”
“A monster of untold strength. If you spare up, we can perhaps work together to retrieve it.”
“First Ronan, now you give false promises. You are insufficient, I’LL DO IT MYSELF.” Thanos then crushes Richard’s head and calls to his army, “BEGIN THE CULLING (wiping out half the planet), TOMORROW WE FIND THE POWER STONE.” And then says to himself, “and the rest of them soon after.
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