#and also bitch i was IN ITTTTT

[caernua]

i just need everyone to know that i would write and direct the most insane deranged factual groundbreaking and controversial 6 hour video essay on the arcana game ever

[they-hermes]

moving forwards from g1 i think we need to put to rest the idea of the combiner gestalts being brothers please. i much prefer the members coming together and learning to become a team with messy interpersonal relationships and drama than just saying they were born together and are brothers (aside from like the aerialbots, they're the only team i see calling eachother brothers)

[grubbygrrrl]

actually u guys i’m grappling with what it means to be dating a fellow femme right now… like it’s genuinely rocking my identity… except i’m really enjoying it and obviously i am not going to stop seeing someone i enjoy seeing just bc they’re femme… but i am actually Thinking a lot about it. it’s really making me Confront my internalized misogyny/homophobia/heteronormativity, which i was maybe able to ignore while dating butches, to the detriment of us both. also both of us are kinda boys. like he/they femmes truly for the win. this is the most my homosexuality has been HOMOsexuality. does this make any sense.

[hellfireeddiemunson]

love how my mom only does something for me unprompted just bc she wants something

[kavehater]

Those quotes being like every I can do it myself girl needs her I know you can but let me help you anyways man (sorry I cringe but anyways) is so funny to me bc I’m the type that’s super incompetent yet I still also am the type to lie through my teeth and insist I can do it when I’m pissed (when I’m having conversation arguments in my head that I can never voice aloud)

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

i hate it when rich ass kids try to buy The Struggle. You have everything else in the world handed to you but you ain't getting this, baby! hahahahahha

In today's book community drama...

So basically, people found out that the author of that new book Lightlark aka Alex Aster is from an incredibly wealthy family: her twin sister (look up the Pierson twins, they're pretty well known) is worth over 200 million dollars because she's an entrepreneur (or something, idk) and she has a company with Selena Gomez, and their parents are also incredibly rich (Jacksonville royalty? idk). I believe she's also friends with Addison Rae (idk who this is but I saw people on Twitter pointing this out).

So, she got a seven-figure deal for Lightlark out of nowhere really and the book also got a movie deal from Universal and the producers are gonna be the people who produced Twilight... but the book is also not even released yet.

Then when readers were discussing whether or not she's an industry plant on TikTok, she wrote a whole ass essay in the comments about why she's "fortunate but has zero connections whatsoever". The book also got blurbed by a ton of big authors, including Chloe Gong and Victoria Aveyard, the latter ardently defending her. I believe she also had a dealership with Toyota at one point, as well as a brief TikTok music career. See, within the last few months the book has been trending a shit ton on booktok because she's got a big following and is kinda pitching her publishing story as a kind of "rags to riches" situation.

I also heard the book is Not Well Written because it reads like an acotar-hunger games fanfiction.

[angie-long-legs]

//ME RN

Bleh, I'm going to bed. Though these anons are ridiculous, I'm just too tired and have given too much emotional energy today to keep dealing with bullshit.

Also of course I'm not the real Angel Dust. That's @angie-long-legs. Do better, anon.

[thatstoomanysausages]

Pen Island (Tomodachi Life island) events today:

- X and Joe are now successfully friends

- Lizzie and Scar are around each other so much (Lizzie and Scar besties truthers are winning today (don’t worry they can’t fall in love cause Lizzie is a man))

- Scar tried to introduce Lizzie and Jimmy to one another but they did not click

- Scar keeps repeating his aspiration of going somewhere that invokes inspiration (Disney love in every universe fr fr)

- Grian talks in his sleep “Joel, wait, don’t leave me…💤”

- I forgot I made Grian’s sad phrase “I need a pint” and just pissed myself laughing.

- Jizzie are hanging out at the beach together😭😭

- SKYBLING DUO LOVERS WINNING‼️‼️‼️‼️ 85% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY YURRRR

- I TAKE IT BACK GRIAN AND SKIZZ 97% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY YEAHHHH

- 73% love compatibility for ahasbands (Mumbo and Martyn) 🔥🔥🔥

- GUYS SCAR AND LIZZIE 100% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY RATINF RAHHHHHHH WINNINGGGGGGG

- Impulse and Pearl 96% love compatibility???? Okayyyyyyy slayyyy I fuck with ittttt

- Okay Impulse and Joel also at 96% Impulse fuckinf rizzing everybody up‼️‼️‼️‼️

- TIMMY AND MARTYN 93% LOVE RATING GADDAMN BIG DOGS GET IT BITCHES🔥🔥🔥 “they love each other but can’t help fighting all the time” so real

- MOVE ASIDE TIMMY, MARTYN AND JOE HILLS ARE THE NEWEST COUPLE ON THE BLOCK AT 97% LOVE COMPATIBILITY🙏🙏

- Damn 1% friendship rating with Martyn and Skizz💀

[astarothlover127]

I’ve been thinking about this for too long omg

So we know that astaroth is Santa right?

So here in the sweet Nether (lands) we have someone called sinterklaas which is like Santa but different idk (just looked it up and apparently Santa is the AMERICAN version of Sinterklaas. as a kid I always questioned what the difference was lol apparently they’re the same lol😭)

I’m a lazy ass bitch to give you a whole history lesson about Sinterklaas soooo you gotta look it up my friend 🫶

Here’s a pic tho 🫶

But anyways, the thing I’ve been questioning for a long time is….if astaroth is Santa…who’s sinterklaas😭?

But now that I looked it up and apparently they’re the same is a bit crazy…cuz…sinterklaas is really controversial in Netherlands and the whole world I think because..,. He HAD SLAVES.

A little history part that I can tell is that back in the days, Sinterklaas had like ‘helpers’ who like made the gifts and sends them to houses. Those “helpers” are called zwarte piet (BLACK Piet). When sending the gifts to kids houses they go through the chimney just like Santa I think and the reason why they were FULL FACE black were apparently because they go through dirty chimneys that was full of dust coal or something 😭 like the teacher told the class that and I was like fuck you mean? They full face black? Like you could clear see that it was black stereotype because of the red lips, Afro etc ect

Here’s a pic of zwarte piet THEN.

AND BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THE HELPERS WERE BLACK I GOT BULLIED AND CALLED THAT FOR SO LONG BEFORE FINALLY THEY CHANGE THEM TO ACTUALLY HAVE COAL ON THEIR FACE LIKE OMGGGGGGGGG😭m

Here’s a pic of them NOW.

A BOY LITERALLY CALLED ME THAT SO MANY TIMES TO THE POINT I GOT TIRED AND I WHOOPED HIS ASS FLAT😭 THE BITCH WAS CRY LIKE I WAS SOME SORT OF BULLY AND THE TEACHER GOT MAD AT ME BC THAT. BTW THE TEACHER WAS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE WHEN HE CALLED ME THAT LIKE UGHHHHH

anyways enough of my whooping a boys ass story.

If astaroth is Sinterklaas then i owe him an apology cuz one time, sinterklaas like came to my school together with he’s like “Helpers”. They then came to my class all happy and everything till they suddenly STARTED TO THROW PEPERNOTEN AROUND (btw pepernoten are like HARD cookie like candy that you eat at Sinterklaas day or something idk) ONE OF THOSE SHIT HELPERS THREW ONE WITH THE SPEED OF SITRIS ASS CLAPS RIGHT TO MY FACE.. I HAVE GLASSES. THOSE SHITS BROKE MY GLASSES. MY GLASSES. and because of that I threw one back at them but now with the speed of astaroths boob jiggle (😭😭) and it frocking hit sinterklaas RIGHT IN THE FACE IN HIS EYE😭 since that day every time I see that guy who played sinterklaas that day I apologize😭

But anyways I’ve been also questioning another thing. if astaroth is Santa..THEN WHY DOESNT HE HAVE A L CARD?!?

IM NOT SAYING THAT CUZ I WANT AN ASTAROTH L CARD BTW I JUST GENUINELY THINK IT FITS CUZ YK CHRISTMAS, SANTA LIKE IT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF GOT ONE YK?

BUT imagine how sexy that card would beeeee😭

Like imagine him being like tied up in a red ribbon with like the Santa head on and beard while he has a BIG HUMONGOUS BONERRRRRRR YUMMYYY

LIKE UGHHHHHHHHHH I WOULD SWIPE MY EMPTY CARD ON ITTTTT RAWRRR

plus about the zagan L card….i think it’s coming next year cuz there’s no way….if comes this year. I’m printing a picture of astaroth and put it up on my wall.

[fruitbasketball]

I want to know your thoughts on the mock draft !!!

LEMME GET INTO ITTTTT

why this guy paige at #1 she’s so mid bro

nah 1 and 2 solid

but after that it gets kinda dicey

if y’all seen olivia miles play, you know she’s a DAWG like… we’re talking second team all america, preseason watchlists, like she can HOOP

but that injury bug… there’s people ahead of her in this draft in my mind, like 3 is crazy - i think olivia, azzi, and rori in that order at 5,6,7 ish

and imma explain about azzi before y’all get too tight like CHILLLLLL you know azzi’s my girl

i think that 3 spot should be aneesah’s… she’s so stupid underrated even after going to lsu, and i think w angel in the league she’s going to be a more prioritized scoring option for them. this girl is a PURE HOOPER; the fact that mulkey lowk had mikayla williams as the second/third option over her is nuts - esp when she literally averaged a double double on a team WITH ANGEL REESE

idk ab this french girl like who knows overseas is not my circus but te-hina paopao is EASILY a top 4-8 pick. this is NUTS. this girl LED THE COUNTRY in 3pfg we NEED some respect here like godDAMN

i put raven at 8, bc yes she’s a DAWG but putting her OVER te-hina paopao is luuuudicrous to me

saniya rivers is also way too low, and bro imma be SO FUCKING FR: georgia amoore is not a first round pick imo. maybe literally dead fucking last but anything other than that is… nah bro. that’s nuts. high second round sure. but first round OVER SANIYA RIVERS?? fuck outta here.

lemme speak on rori and azzi rq

coming out of high school: both of them, i would’ve said t5 easy, azzi goes first (paige out of the picture ofc)

but there’s that injury bug again and when you’re not paige bueckers, it fucks with your draft stock.

now rori only has one year of injury, and she’s recovering fast (or forcing a speedy recovery, which is just stupid, but we’ll see which one it is) but azzi on the other hand… she’s never even played a full season of college basketball

but i still take azzi over rori, even after the way rori shut down uconn’s defense this past season, because a healthy azzi fudd is just that good

if she stays healthy this season, and she’s playing as good as i KNOW she can, azzi’s a top 3 pick easy

as it stands RIGHT NOW THO - azzi sitting at a healthy 5-8 is fair

and if she waits another year, and she goes with flau’jae’s class - i can see her fighting flau or lauren or cotie for that number one spot and winning out

but i’m thinking from like a cost benefit analysis standpoint - if azzi plays a full season of college basketball, absolutely smokes bitches, brings home that natty… the 3 spot is hers. if i’m azzi - i declare right after the natty, or even before depending on how my season’s going. imma keep it a buck - i wouldn’t risk the extra season of college ball when i know i’m essentially guaranteed a roster spot in the w

[carmillatism]

marius, just know that what autism is is you <3 also, i wasn't just talking about ur forearm, king <3

marius u are so autism and physically disabledcore

I asked Ivy what ‘autism’ is and she informed me that there was a high chance that many of the crew are ‘autistic’. Now that I think about it, she didn’t actually tell me what it was! My arm is far more advanced and integrated with my body than any standard prosthetic, so I generally assume I don’t really count as disabled! Though admittedly sometimes that hand can be very clumsy, and sometimes I miss my real right hand..

[mybedroomceilingsbored]

spewing whatever shit pops into my head for all my fav tma characters

ALRIGHT babes a whole entire six people wanted to see my opinions on characters so far (i just finished #103), but i don't rlly have a direction to take with this. i was thinking about giving them ratings but idek what i'd rate them ON lmao. SO!

Jon-ohoho he's so DRY and so FUNNY and somebody needs to bitch slap this man. how am i supposed to get a goofy workplace drama if he's so genre-aware?? i don't like him THAT much, but honestly the whole show would be a lot more boring without his paranoia. also was his skin rlly so bad that it took an entire MONTH to get him thoroughly moisturized? ur body is a temple, johnny boy :(

Martin-omg he's such a bean. i relate to this man a lil too much for comfort-he's bullied waaay too much by absolutely everyone in this podcast. if he reads too many statements and turns into another jon or smth i'll SWIM to the uk specifically to yell at the writers, this man is to be PROTECTED at all costs! also he SOUNDS like a fucking redhead. you can hear it in his voice. and it shows very clearly in his poetry.

Tim-hehehe ICON. s1 finale tim was honestly the greatest thing ever, the way he's changed is absolutely breaking my heart. prancing into the office during a worm attack and immediately sitting down on 20 cans of CO2 sounds EXACTLY like smth i'd do, honestly props to him for staying so calm during the whole thing. and the fact that he's fucking all these cops for information is just *chef's kiss* tbh, his entire EXISTENCE is a power move. he's got a statement coming up and i'm kinda terrified. he's been so.. depressingly realistic lately and i'm scared for him :(

Sasha/Not Sasha-sasha seemed so sweet, i wish i'd gotten to know her better before the switch! all i remember from her first vocal appearance is staring into space afterwards, trying to remember how i used to pronounce 'calliope'. i feel like her death/switch didn't hold as much gravity as it should've-i rlly wish i'd seen more of her! also, the way not sasha was the LEAST suspicious to jon-that monster's got acting CHOPS. we need her in the local theater group, HOW TF can anyone be that convincing?!?!?!

Monster Pig-last statement i listened to, so it's VERY fresh in my mind lmao. this pig deserves DEATH. i don't fucking CARE if it's "friendly", it ATE a FUCKING CLOWN. KILL ITTTTT. i am a VEGETARIAN

Michael-by FAR my favorite, the best character i've come across in quite a while, god's favorite princess <3 i adore this wonky man, he's such a legend. PEAK laugh. and he's so chaotic lmao!!! (no he absolutely did not die, what are you talking about???? that didn't happen. or Michael Shelley's tragic backstory that had me literally crying over a gd podcast, no way. i'm in DEEP denial) i adore how his first vocal appearance was just strutting into Jon's office, kidnapping a realtor, monologuing abt his identity issues, stabbing the archivist, and sashaying away. SUCH a funky dude, i adore him

Elias-he gives me bitter oldest kid vibes, this man needs therapy. what a kooky asshat, stop peeping on people.

Jude-hot in every way possible. sorry but it's TRUE. a rlly bad liar tho. not only does she speak in fucking italics, but you can tell she's giggling kicking her feet twisting her short little hairs as she's trying to get jon to shake her hand. bitch, you're sexy and you know it, SPEAK UP!!

Wormy Jane-an icon, honestly. the whole EMBODIMENT of ick. not to mention if i actually saw this woman i'd lose my SHIT, she terrifies the bejeezus outta me. her statement was what made me (sorta) stop picking at my face (for a little bit at least). i honestly wonder what she was on that made her stick her whole fucking arm in a HAUNTED WASP'S NEST. it's also so hilarious that she was camped outside Martin's apartment for WEEKS and nobody rlly questioned it-this woman is on a MISSION. slay, ick queen.

Melanie-this woman has more balls than anyone else on this damn podcast (ahem, elias mostly). we stan a girlboss with a knife-the way she was just planning to JUMP him??? melanie's 100% RIPPED, she SOUNDS like a gym rat i think. i wanna see her beat the shit outta all these ghosts :3

You're A Lighter-idk how to spell his actual name and i'm too lazy to look it up, so this is what y'all're getting. the snotty old library dude with such a kooky voice, all i could think of when i first heard him was the Kool-Aid man lmaoo. and he needs to take better care of his assistants!! EXTREMELY unsustainable :( he's like a bowerbird collecting all the shiny homicidal books.

Helen-she ATE my babygirl??!!!!?!?!!?! COMPLETELY unacceptable. i won't deny the girl's got guts for just.. chilling in Michael's creepy hallways, but COUGH UP THE CREEPY BLOND for christ's sake.

Trevor Herbert-10/10 honestly. i LOVED his statements, the vampires are SO CRAZY CREEPY and i love how he just kinda fucks around? does some light stalking? and usually ends up with a bunch of dead monsters! in essence, he looked an eldritch horror in the face, called it a slur, and whacked it with a stick. legend.

[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 430 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

I ALREADY KNOW EVERYBODY ON TUMBLR IS GOING CRAZY OVER THIS CHAPTER RN. I STG. 💀💀💀💀 (But same guys… 👀) AND HERE ARE THE REASONS:

Honestly, all of us in this chapter because it’s gonna be a DOOZYYY. 🤭

Oh boy. Back to this photo again.

I kinda already had a feeling this was the case because why did Charles freak out during that time when he visited Daniel?

Ooooooo, new ally? 🤔

Uhhhhh…. 😬

SURE JAMES… YOU MAY LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL, BUT I FOR SOME REASON DON’T TRUST YOU. AFTER THAT LITTLE STUNT YOU PULLED WITH THE WORKERS AND YOU BETRAYED CHARLES CHOI, I DUNNO… KINDA FISHY TO ME. 😑 (I have a feeling he’s going to betray Daniel… maybe. Idk that’s just my hunch.)

Uh ha ha, Mr. James Lee… WE KNOW WHERE THIS MAN IS AT!! 

DANIEL I DON’T TRUST JAMES. PLSSSSSSSSS NOOOOO. NOT YET.

Bruv. LMAAOOOOO NICE SAVE, IG. James be like, “Uh... ok?” 💀

Oh god, oh god, oh god oh god... Jake and Lineman....

Bro, I bet most people forgot that this was a war amongst TEENAGERS. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The crazy eyes, bruh. I cannot... 😬 

Awww, Ryuhei... 😭 Missing Samuel. ❤️

Literally Ryuhei @ Samuel Seo:

HELLOOOOOOO????? PTJ????? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH THAT PANEL, SIR. IT WAS YOUR DECISION TO DRAW THAT. WHY DOES HE HAVE A GAG, AND WHO’S IS IT???? KINKY ASS- 👁👄👁 

BRUHHHH IM SCREEEAAAAMMMINGGGSAHJDKFHLDJ!!!!!!!

HELLO??? NEW GIRL CRUSH???? 👀👀👀👀

Oh...

Well I expected that she was working for them. Sorry Samuel, ya done now- 

Oh... x2 Poor Johan, Samuel, and Daniel bruh. R.I.P. Ayo, Workers First Affiliate???? HOLD ON NOW-

DANIEL BEING THE BOSS ASS BITCH THAT HE IS!!!!! YESSSSS KIIIIINNNGGGG. YOU GO AND MAKE YOUR OWN CREW AND THEN GO BEAT THEIR ASSES!!! 😤😤😤 (Even though I believe that’s what Gun wanted from him in the first place from that one chapter.) ALSO DAMN, LOOK AT DANIEL’S MUSCULAR YET BROAD BACK. MODEL MUCH? 😩😩

THE 3 BIG J’S ARE BACKKKK!!!!!!!!  I GOT CHILLS, BUT IN A GOOD WAY.

WAIT, DANIEL. IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS??????? PLSSSSSSSSSS

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *VELOCIRAPTOR SCREECHES* OMGGGGGG!!!!! JAAAAAYYYYYY, OUR KING IS BAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!! IM CRYING, PISSING, AND SHITTING MYSELF RN. OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN FUCKING HEARD, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😫😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD BRUH, I CANT. IM SOBBING RN. YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE THIS MAN AFTER 200+ CHAPTERS. 

OHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT. ANOTHER MEMBER TOO? WHO IS ITTTTT???????? 

Bruh. I’m betting it’s the Hudson dude who Daniel fought with. If not, then I’m guessing Vin Jin. OR TAESOO MA. Those are my two guesses. PERO OVERALL, THIS MF CHAPTER ASDGHFASKJDFHASKJFHSADKHJF. SO MUCH WAS GOING ON HERE. I feel bad for Big Deal for being forced into hiding like that. I just hope that they join with Daniel’s crew eventually so that they can beat the Workers. Also, free ya bois Samuel, Johan, and Daniel’s 2nd body. They really need it rn. 😔🙏🏽 AND WE GET TO FINALLY SEE JAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! OUR SOFT KING.  DANIEL PARK’S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕 I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE. SHIT IS GONNA KEEP GETTING INTERESTING FROM HERE ON OUT. 

(ALSO, I’M SORRY THAT THERE’S LESS MEMES IN THIS CHAPTER. THERE’S TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENING AND I CAN’T SEEM TO THINK OF GOOD IDEAS BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL MOSTLY SERIOUS.) 

[kkat-astrophic]

V3-3 Trial

erm so about my theory with the katana being the same one from thh, here's evidence.

Jajajjajaja 1-1

--- The Start:

Things I said during the psyche Taxi gameplay:

"Hitting babes with my car hell yeah"

"Shuichi wants them hot babes"

"Just hit the Culprit with your car shuichi"

"Why am I following road rules, I can go 200km/h (*proceeds to hit a car*)

"Honk honk outta my way the bitch machine is coming through!"

Also, wouldn't it be cool if shuichi picked up the remaining survivors instead of random babes.

Like how cool would that be!

The Middle ---

KOREKIYO IS GOING INSANE? HE DID IT? WHAT THE FUQ-

Korekiyo in 4K ---

Why is he tweaking now lil bro.

"Their words are all hollow" what the skibbi

Did he get fucking possesed bro what the hell

Apprecitation Ramble for the Kork fans---

VA appreciation rq: "IT'S FULL OF DOUBTS! OF MYSTERIES! OF A DENSE, IMPENETRABLE FOG! NOTHING IS CLEAR AT ALL!!!" Holy shit bro kudos to you for that performance, I love that man, good job.

"BUT THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE, WAS THERE SHUICHI" oh goddam my respect for the character and the VA goes up, why DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THIS OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BRO???

Alot of people HATE this trial, but I actually enjoy it! I like it better than majority of the THH trials tbh, but maybe I'm biased? I have alot of respect for Himiko (not being killed off as soon as she gets development, GREAT VOICE ACTING FROM HER OMG) and Kaito (YES KING, LOVE YOU HELPING HIMIKO OUT!!!) and Korekiyo! (I know you killed them both, but goddam my respect for you is high rn, great acting, nice plan!)

Wait he highkey sounds like a more chilled version of Light Yagami "N-no... I'm not the culprit!" I hear it bro I hear it and I think I'm insane for it...

NO I CAN HEAR THE PAIN IN HIS VOICE, THE CRACKING THE WAY THE VA IS BREACHING HIS LIMIT HERE, EVERY TIME HER TALKS AUGHHHH! (Maybe I'm glazing idk, but goddam bro this guy is sick.)

And he still keeps his "Kehehees" in place. Nice.

3rd trial syndrome---

APOLOGISE?? WHY IS HE TWEAKING BRO??? IS ANGIES DEMON POSESSING HIM BECAUSE THE SEANCE WENT WRONG?! IS THIS THE CURSE BRO WAS SPEAKING OF???

AND OH MY GOD WHEN HE GETS CAUGHT... HIS SCREAM... OH MY GOSH CHILLS, LITERAL CHILLS, THE TALENT! I LOVE KOREKIYO FOR THIS BRO HE'S FULL OF SURPRISES!

CUTIES!

ANGIE AND TENKO AND HIMIKO AND SHUICHI ALL LOOK SO CUTE IN THE COMIC STYLE AHH!

Angie didn't even know what he was planning.. :/

THE END FINALLY AUGH! ---

Spinning Kaede is so funny

"My regret... my only regret... is not being able to make 100 friends."<- Komi-San???

--- Conclusion:

I GOT AN A

A FORRRR ATE!!! DEVOURED! SLAYED! SERVED! LEFT NOOOO CRUMBS AT ALL!!!

--- Motive:

....

Incest subplot in 2024 is wildddd....

I audibly screamed "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" and started crying... kork, babes, you good there mate?

HE KILLED 100 PEOPLE FOR HIS GODDAM SISTER?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MATE!

OH HE GOT BURNED???

MONODAM NOOOOOO

Wait why is his sister throwing salt on him? I don't get ittttt-

DON'T CRY TSUMUGI NOOO DON'T CRYYYYY

AUGH THE TENKO FLASHBACKS REALLY HURT OH MY GOD

"Tenko... Angie! I'm so lonely!" OH MY GOD HIMIKO NOOO :( IM CRYING :((

AWWW GONTA IS HELPING HER OH MY GOD HE'S SO SWEET :(

(Talking to Kaito) "If you dislike scary things, then you should've said so earlier. I thought you were sic-" oh... Maki the cutoff... OH MY GOD KAITO'S SICK ISN'T HE???

He's coughing....?

WHAT?! HE'S COUGHING BLOOD?! WHAT??? KAITO BB?! HE HASN'T GONE TO SPACE!HE'S DYING. KAITO. KAITO DON'T DIE HERE PLEASE OHMIGOD-

--- FINALLY!

We finished chapter 3! IMO the trials just keep getting better, AUGHHHH TENKO BB I MISS YOU.-

Yeah that's all.

[dekusleftsock]

Day 368900000990 of my togachako starvation ☹️

Look if allmight’s big moment happened EARLIER I would be far more interested in it because… yk… it’s supposed to answer Izuku’s question of “can someone without a quirk become a hero”

And clearly, with the right support items and creativity, the answer is yes. Yagi Toshinori is far from the symbol that Allmight once was, but he can still wear that symbol as a quirkless person.

And it also kind of feels like the biggest “fuck you” to everyone who was SOOOOOOOO STUBBORN with their takeaway being that a quirkless person can’t become a hero in the mha universe, and that message has always been a little silly to me. Because really, a futuristic society full of people with superhuman abilities, and a stubborn ass, SACRIFICIAL ass kid wouldn’t find a way? Like even without going to UA there’s so many different ways you could build that story around him defying the system to become a hero. (I mean the fandom btw, all those people who would say Izuku couldn’t become a hero if it weren’t for ofa. LIKE BRO STFU OFA HELPED HIM BECOME A HERO IN THE MORE TRADITIONAL SENSE TO MAKE AN OVERALL MORE PROLIFIC STORY WITH THE SAME MESSAGE AND THEMES PLEASE SHUT UP🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏)

(ALSO ISNT VIGILANTES ABOUT THAT??? Like I’ve never read it and I really want to, SO VIGILANTES READERS, IS THE MAIN CHARACTER QUIRKLESS???????)

Anyway, I think what I like most about this is that it’s built around the person who’s supposed to be the strongest of them all, yk? Allmight’s parallels to quirkless middle school deku/early UA high school deku are so cool yk. I love ittttt. Me big fan.

BUT HERES THE THING WITH ALL OF THAT

I COULDNT FUCKING ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT AFTER THE TOGACHAKO FIGHT! Like seriously, why THERE of all places. I know she’s not dying hori you dumb bitch, so why didn’t you place it after the todoroki’s battle or something?? That would be a nice in between, a prequel to both Togachako’s fight, and then a cut to the shigaraki vs Allmight fight. Everyone vaguely knew how the todoroki’s would end, it didn’t surprise me, there wasn’t a lot of discourse around it, SO IT WOULDVE BEEN THE PERFECT TIME TO PUT IT THERE AND GIVE HIM HIS BIG MOMENT!

But now I’m just stuck feeling sad that I don’t get to see my girls AND THEN FEELING GUILTY THAT I CANT APPRECIATE HOW COOL ALLMIGHT IS THIS CHAPTER!

Though I will say, based on the fact that allmight was directly after ochako……. just points more evidence in the direction that SHES the next society changing hero, which I fucking LOVEVVEVVEGEHEGEUJDUD

[lokissweater]

AHHHH I READ IT I READ IT I READ ITTTTT

I WAS RIGHT I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY AND IT WAS THE FIRST THING I DID GETTING HOME IT WAS LIKE A REWARD FOR GETTING THROUGH THE DAY 😍😍😍

AND IT WAS SO SO GOOD NICOLE YOU SERVED AGAIN??? IDK HOW YOU DO IT BUT YOU DO IT WITHOUT FLAW AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT 🙏🙏🙏🥹🥹🥹

I WANT RIN TO ACTUALLY SUFFER IMMEASURABLE PAIN FOR BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE 🤗 AND ALSO JUST EVERYONE READER HAS EVER MET THAT ISNT SATORU CUZ LIKE??? WTF??? WHAT DID SHE EVEN DO WRONG TO MAKE YOU IGNORE AND HATE HER??? SHAME. ON. YOU.

And Satoru is so sweet I love him to bits actually. And the SMUT??? 🙏🙏 you fed us well babes ‼️

And also Adam and Barbara are also so sweet? Honorary parents in law in think bc I actually love them ❤️❤️

-🦋

P. S. Earlier if you were paying attention, you might’ve seen me in the corner, reading the cathedral scene…

… bawling my eyes out… 🫶

I CANT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOOOVEEEE YOU UPDATING ME LIKE THIS I WAS WATCHING YOU SEND THESE IN IN REAL TIME BC I WAS SLAVING AWAY STUDYING AND I WAS SOOOO HAPPY IT WAS THE GREATEST PICK ME UPPP !!! 🥹🥹💕💕💕💕

thank you so much for just being so CAAARRRINGGG OVER ME MY GAAAAWWWDDDDDD !!! 😭😭😭🫶🫶 I LOVE AND ADORE YOU AND ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IN MY INBOX AAAHHH !!! <33333

NO BC LITERALLY YOU AND I ARE GONNA CASTRATE RIN AND CASTRATE EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS A BITCH TO READER BC WTF??? JUST CAUSE OF HER GIFT ?? 🤣🤣🫵 GOOOONSSSS I SAY !!! GOOOONSSS !!!

i’m so incredibly touched that you LITERALLYYY read my little fic while getting ready for your precious day !!! 😭😭😭 i want to morph into a bird and flutter over to where you live and fly around your house until you notice me I FEAR !!!! 😻😻

AND I KNOOOWWWW satoru literally willing to withstand a sentencing that lasted an eternity just to try and see her again LIKEEEE ??? AND THEN DICKING HER DOWN THE FIRST CHANCE HE GAWT ???? WHERE IS SATORU GOJO IRRRRLLLL !!! PLEEEEAASEEE !! <3333

I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE CELLO PLAYYEERRRR !!! HAVE THE GREATEST DAY OKAY???? <3333 🥹🥹🥹 CANT WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN !!

MWAAAAHHHHH 💕💕💕