#and also bitch i was IN ITTTTT

[caernua]

i just need everyone to know that i would write and direct the most insane deranged factual groundbreaking and controversial 6 hour video essay on the arcana game ever

[teddybeartoji]

the scene where shoto calls the dog a mutt was always so funny but now that i've actually seen the full thing i think he should've said it louder wtf go woof somewhere else you fucking idiot what are these fuckass rules you're yapping about😒😒😒😒😒😒

[they-hermes]

moving forwards from g1 i think we need to put to rest the idea of the combiner gestalts being brothers please. i much prefer the members coming together and learning to become a team with messy interpersonal relationships and drama than just saying they were born together and are brothers (aside from like the aerialbots, they're the only team i see calling eachother brothers)

[cursedbunniii]

I CANT GET OVER ITTTTTTTTTT

[catsrightnow]

Meow...?

[kavehater]

Those quotes being like every I can do it myself girl needs her I know you can but let me help you anyways man (sorry I cringe but anyways) is so funny to me bc I’m the type that’s super incompetent yet I still also am the type to lie through my teeth and insist I can do it when I’m pissed (when I’m having conversation arguments in my head that I can never voice aloud)

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

i hate it when rich ass kids try to buy The Struggle. You have everything else in the world handed to you but you ain't getting this, baby! hahahahahha

In today's book community drama...

So basically, people found out that the author of that new book Lightlark aka Alex Aster is from an incredibly wealthy family: her twin sister (look up the Pierson twins, they're pretty well known) is worth over 200 million dollars because she's an entrepreneur (or something, idk) and she has a company with Selena Gomez, and their parents are also incredibly rich (Jacksonville royalty? idk). I believe she's also friends with Addison Rae (idk who this is but I saw people on Twitter pointing this out).

So, she got a seven-figure deal for Lightlark out of nowhere really and the book also got a movie deal from Universal and the producers are gonna be the people who produced Twilight... but the book is also not even released yet.

Then when readers were discussing whether or not she's an industry plant on TikTok, she wrote a whole ass essay in the comments about why she's "fortunate but has zero connections whatsoever". The book also got blurbed by a ton of big authors, including Chloe Gong and Victoria Aveyard, the latter ardently defending her. I believe she also had a dealership with Toyota at one point, as well as a brief TikTok music career. See, within the last few months the book has been trending a shit ton on booktok because she's got a big following and is kinda pitching her publishing story as a kind of "rags to riches" situation.

I also heard the book is Not Well Written because it reads like an acotar-hunger games fanfiction.

[thatstoomanysausages]

Pen Island (Tomodachi Life island) events today:

- X and Joe are now successfully friends

- Lizzie and Scar are around each other so much (Lizzie and Scar besties truthers are winning today (don’t worry they can’t fall in love cause Lizzie is a man))

- Scar tried to introduce Lizzie and Jimmy to one another but they did not click

- Scar keeps repeating his aspiration of going somewhere that invokes inspiration (Disney love in every universe fr fr)

- Grian talks in his sleep “Joel, wait, don’t leave me…💤”

- I forgot I made Grian’s sad phrase “I need a pint” and just pissed myself laughing.

- Jizzie are hanging out at the beach together😭😭

- SKYBLING DUO LOVERS WINNING‼️‼️‼️‼️ 85% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY YURRRR

- I TAKE IT BACK GRIAN AND SKIZZ 97% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY YEAHHHH

- 73% love compatibility for ahasbands (Mumbo and Martyn) 🔥🔥🔥

- GUYS SCAR AND LIZZIE 100% FRIENDSHIP COMPATIBILITY RATINF RAHHHHHHH WINNINGGGGGGG

- Impulse and Pearl 96% love compatibility???? Okayyyyyyy slayyyy I fuck with ittttt

- Okay Impulse and Joel also at 96% Impulse fuckinf rizzing everybody up‼️‼️‼️‼️

- TIMMY AND MARTYN 93% LOVE RATING GADDAMN BIG DOGS GET IT BITCHES🔥🔥🔥 “they love each other but can’t help fighting all the time” so real

- MOVE ASIDE TIMMY, MARTYN AND JOE HILLS ARE THE NEWEST COUPLE ON THE BLOCK AT 97% LOVE COMPATIBILITY🙏🙏

- Damn 1% friendship rating with Martyn and Skizz💀

[angie-long-legs]

//ME RN

Bleh, I'm going to bed. Though these anons are ridiculous, I'm just too tired and have given too much emotional energy today to keep dealing with bullshit.

Also of course I'm not the real Angel Dust. That's @angie-long-legs. Do better, anon.

[fruitbasketball]

I want to know your thoughts on the mock draft !!!

LEMME GET INTO ITTTTT

why this guy paige at #1 she’s so mid bro

nah 1 and 2 solid

but after that it gets kinda dicey

if y’all seen olivia miles play, you know she’s a DAWG like… we’re talking second team all america, preseason watchlists, like she can HOOP

but that injury bug… there’s people ahead of her in this draft in my mind, like 3 is crazy - i think olivia, azzi, and rori in that order at 5,6,7 ish

and imma explain about azzi before y’all get too tight like CHILLLLLL you know azzi’s my girl

i think that 3 spot should be aneesah’s… she’s so stupid underrated even after going to lsu, and i think w angel in the league she’s going to be a more prioritized scoring option for them. this girl is a PURE HOOPER; the fact that mulkey lowk had mikayla williams as the second/third option over her is nuts - esp when she literally averaged a double double on a team WITH ANGEL REESE

idk ab this french girl like who knows overseas is not my circus but te-hina paopao is EASILY a top 4-8 pick. this is NUTS. this girl LED THE COUNTRY in 3pfg we NEED some respect here like godDAMN

i put raven at 8, bc yes she’s a DAWG but putting her OVER te-hina paopao is luuuudicrous to me

saniya rivers is also way too low, and bro imma be SO FUCKING FR: georgia amoore is not a first round pick imo. maybe literally dead fucking last but anything other than that is… nah bro. that’s nuts. high second round sure. but first round OVER SANIYA RIVERS?? fuck outta here.

lemme speak on rori and azzi rq

coming out of high school: both of them, i would’ve said t5 easy, azzi goes first (paige out of the picture ofc)

but there’s that injury bug again and when you’re not paige bueckers, it fucks with your draft stock.

now rori only has one year of injury, and she’s recovering fast (or forcing a speedy recovery, which is just stupid, but we’ll see which one it is) but azzi on the other hand… she’s never even played a full season of college basketball

but i still take azzi over rori, even after the way rori shut down uconn’s defense this past season, because a healthy azzi fudd is just that good

if she stays healthy this season, and she’s playing as good as i KNOW she can, azzi’s a top 3 pick easy

as it stands RIGHT NOW THO - azzi sitting at a healthy 5-8 is fair

and if she waits another year, and she goes with flau’jae’s class - i can see her fighting flau or lauren or cotie for that number one spot and winning out

but i’m thinking from like a cost benefit analysis standpoint - if azzi plays a full season of college basketball, absolutely smokes bitches, brings home that natty… the 3 spot is hers. if i’m azzi - i declare right after the natty, or even before depending on how my season’s going. imma keep it a buck - i wouldn’t risk the extra season of college ball when i know i’m essentially guaranteed a roster spot in the w

[kkatastrophic]

V3-3 Trial

erm so about my theory with the katana being the same one from thh, here's evidence.

Jajajjajaja 1-1

--- The Start:

Things I said during the psyche Taxi gameplay:

"Hitting babes with my car hell yeah"

"Shuichi wants them hot babes"

"Just hit the Culprit with your car shuichi"

"Why am I following road rules, I can go 200km/h (*proceeds to hit a car*)

"Honk honk outta my way the bitch machine is coming through!"

Also, wouldn't it be cool if shuichi picked up the remaining survivors instead of random babes.

Like how cool would that be!

The Middle ---

KOREKIYO IS GOING INSANE? HE DID IT? WHAT THE FUQ-

Korekiyo in 4K ---

Why is he tweaking now lil bro.

"Their words are all hollow" what the skibbi

Did he get fucking possesed bro what the hell

Apprecitation Ramble for the Kork fans---

VA appreciation rq: "IT'S FULL OF DOUBTS! OF MYSTERIES! OF A DENSE, IMPENETRABLE FOG! NOTHING IS CLEAR AT ALL!!!" Holy shit bro kudos to you for that performance, I love that man, good job.

"BUT THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE, WAS THERE SHUICHI" oh goddam my respect for the character and the VA goes up, why DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THIS OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BRO???

Alot of people HATE this trial, but I actually enjoy it! I like it better than majority of the THH trials tbh, but maybe I'm biased? I have alot of respect for Himiko (not being killed off as soon as she gets development, GREAT VOICE ACTING FROM HER OMG) and Kaito (YES KING, LOVE YOU HELPING HIMIKO OUT!!!) and Korekiyo! (I know you killed them both, but goddam my respect for you is high rn, great acting, nice plan!)

Wait he highkey sounds like a more chilled version of Light Yagami "N-no... I'm not the culprit!" I hear it bro I hear it and I think I'm insane for it...

NO I CAN HEAR THE PAIN IN HIS VOICE, THE CRACKING THE WAY THE VA IS BREACHING HIS LIMIT HERE, EVERY TIME HER TALKS AUGHHHH! (Maybe I'm glazing idk, but goddam bro this guy is sick.)

And he still keeps his "Kehehees" in place. Nice.

3rd trial syndrome---

APOLOGISE?? WHY IS HE TWEAKING BRO??? IS ANGIES DEMON POSESSING HIM BECAUSE THE SEANCE WENT WRONG?! IS THIS THE CURSE BRO WAS SPEAKING OF???

AND OH MY GOD WHEN HE GETS CAUGHT... HIS SCREAM... OH MY GOSH CHILLS, LITERAL CHILLS, THE TALENT! I LOVE KOREKIYO FOR THIS BRO HE'S FULL OF SURPRISES!

CUTIES!

ANGIE AND TENKO AND HIMIKO AND SHUICHI ALL LOOK SO CUTE IN THE COMIC STYLE AHH!

Angie didn't even know what he was planning.. :/

THE END FINALLY AUGH! ---

Spinning Kaede is so funny

"My regret... my only regret... is not being able to make 100 friends."<- Komi-San???

--- Conclusion:

I GOT AN A

A FORRRR ATE!!! DEVOURED! SLAYED! SERVED! LEFT NOOOO CRUMBS AT ALL!!!

--- Motive:

....

Incest subplot in 2024 is wildddd....

I audibly screamed "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" and started crying... kork, babes, you good there mate?

HE KILLED 100 PEOPLE FOR HIS GODDAM SISTER?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MATE!

OH HE GOT BURNED???

MONODAM NOOOOOO

Wait why is his sister throwing salt on him? I don't get ittttt-

DON'T CRY TSUMUGI NOOO DON'T CRYYYYY

AUGH THE TENKO FLASHBACKS REALLY HURT OH MY GOD

"Tenko... Angie! I'm so lonely!" OH MY GOD HIMIKO NOOO :( IM CRYING :((

AWWW GONTA IS HELPING HER OH MY GOD HE'S SO SWEET :(

(Talking to Kaito) "If you dislike scary things, then you should've said so earlier. I thought you were sic-" oh... Maki the cutoff... OH MY GOD KAITO'S SICK ISN'T HE???

He's coughing....?

WHAT?! HE'S COUGHING BLOOD?! WHAT??? KAITO BB?! HE HASN'T GONE TO SPACE!HE'S DYING. KAITO. KAITO DON'T DIE HERE PLEASE OHMIGOD-

--- FINALLY!

We finished chapter 3! IMO the trials just keep getting better, AUGHHHH TENKO BB I MISS YOU.-

Yeah that's all.

[dekusleftsock]

Day 368900000990 of my togachako starvation ☹️

Look if allmight’s big moment happened EARLIER I would be far more interested in it because… yk… it’s supposed to answer Izuku’s question of “can someone without a quirk become a hero”

And clearly, with the right support items and creativity, the answer is yes. Yagi Toshinori is far from the symbol that Allmight once was, but he can still wear that symbol as a quirkless person.

And it also kind of feels like the biggest “fuck you” to everyone who was SOOOOOOOO STUBBORN with their takeaway being that a quirkless person can’t become a hero in the mha universe, and that message has always been a little silly to me. Because really, a futuristic society full of people with superhuman abilities, and a stubborn ass, SACRIFICIAL ass kid wouldn’t find a way? Like even without going to UA there’s so many different ways you could build that story around him defying the system to become a hero. (I mean the fandom btw, all those people who would say Izuku couldn’t become a hero if it weren’t for ofa. LIKE BRO STFU OFA HELPED HIM BECOME A HERO IN THE MORE TRADITIONAL SENSE TO MAKE AN OVERALL MORE PROLIFIC STORY WITH THE SAME MESSAGE AND THEMES PLEASE SHUT UP🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏)

(ALSO ISNT VIGILANTES ABOUT THAT??? Like I’ve never read it and I really want to, SO VIGILANTES READERS, IS THE MAIN CHARACTER QUIRKLESS???????)

Anyway, I think what I like most about this is that it’s built around the person who’s supposed to be the strongest of them all, yk? Allmight’s parallels to quirkless middle school deku/early UA high school deku are so cool yk. I love ittttt. Me big fan.

BUT HERES THE THING WITH ALL OF THAT

I COULDNT FUCKING ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT AFTER THE TOGACHAKO FIGHT! Like seriously, why THERE of all places. I know she’s not dying hori you dumb bitch, so why didn’t you place it after the todoroki’s battle or something?? That would be a nice in between, a prequel to both Togachako’s fight, and then a cut to the shigaraki vs Allmight fight. Everyone vaguely knew how the todoroki’s would end, it didn’t surprise me, there wasn’t a lot of discourse around it, SO IT WOULDVE BEEN THE PERFECT TIME TO PUT IT THERE AND GIVE HIM HIS BIG MOMENT!

But now I’m just stuck feeling sad that I don’t get to see my girls AND THEN FEELING GUILTY THAT I CANT APPRECIATE HOW COOL ALLMIGHT IS THIS CHAPTER!

Though I will say, based on the fact that allmight was directly after ochako……. just points more evidence in the direction that SHES the next society changing hero, which I fucking LOVEVVEVVEGEHEGEUJDUD

[carmillatism]

marius, just know that what autism is is you <3 also, i wasn't just talking about ur forearm, king <3

marius u are so autism and physically disabledcore

I asked Ivy what ‘autism’ is and she informed me that there was a high chance that many of the crew are ‘autistic’. Now that I think about it, she didn’t actually tell me what it was! My arm is far more advanced and integrated with my body than any standard prosthetic, so I generally assume I don’t really count as disabled! Though admittedly sometimes that hand can be very clumsy, and sometimes I miss my real right hand..

[lokissweater]

AHHHH I READ IT I READ IT I READ ITTTTT

I WAS RIGHT I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY AND IT WAS THE FIRST THING I DID GETTING HOME IT WAS LIKE A REWARD FOR GETTING THROUGH THE DAY 😍😍😍

AND IT WAS SO SO GOOD NICOLE YOU SERVED AGAIN??? IDK HOW YOU DO IT BUT YOU DO IT WITHOUT FLAW AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT 🙏🙏🙏🥹🥹🥹

I WANT RIN TO ACTUALLY SUFFER IMMEASURABLE PAIN FOR BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE 🤗 AND ALSO JUST EVERYONE READER HAS EVER MET THAT ISNT SATORU CUZ LIKE??? WTF??? WHAT DID SHE EVEN DO WRONG TO MAKE YOU IGNORE AND HATE HER??? SHAME. ON. YOU.

And Satoru is so sweet I love him to bits actually. And the SMUT??? 🙏🙏 you fed us well babes ‼️

And also Adam and Barbara are also so sweet? Honorary parents in law in think bc I actually love them ❤️❤️

-🦋

P. S. Earlier if you were paying attention, you might’ve seen me in the corner, reading the cathedral scene…

… bawling my eyes out… 🫶

I CANT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOOOVEEEE YOU UPDATING ME LIKE THIS I WAS WATCHING YOU SEND THESE IN IN REAL TIME BC I WAS SLAVING AWAY STUDYING AND I WAS SOOOO HAPPY IT WAS THE GREATEST PICK ME UPPP !!! 🥹🥹💕💕💕💕

thank you so much for just being so CAAARRRINGGG OVER ME MY GAAAAWWWDDDDDD !!! 😭😭😭🫶🫶 I LOVE AND ADORE YOU AND ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IN MY INBOX AAAHHH !!! <33333

NO BC LITERALLY YOU AND I ARE GONNA CASTRATE RIN AND CASTRATE EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS A BITCH TO READER BC WTF??? JUST CAUSE OF HER GIFT ?? 🤣🤣🫵 GOOOONSSSS I SAY !!! GOOOONSSS !!!

i’m so incredibly touched that you LITERALLYYY read my little fic while getting ready for your precious day !!! 😭😭😭 i want to morph into a bird and flutter over to where you live and fly around your house until you notice me I FEAR !!!! 😻😻

AND I KNOOOWWWW satoru literally willing to withstand a sentencing that lasted an eternity just to try and see her again LIKEEEE ??? AND THEN DICKING HER DOWN THE FIRST CHANCE HE GAWT ???? WHERE IS SATORU GOJO IRRRRLLLL !!! PLEEEEAASEEE !! <3333

I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE CELLO PLAYYEERRRR !!! HAVE THE GREATEST DAY OKAY???? <3333 🥹🥹🥹 CANT WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN !!

MWAAAAHHHHH 💕💕💕

[1eos]

my thing about yosuke is because of his various transgressions I barely like him but I just find him weirdly compelling? Idk I think he's kinda realistic, he's always reminded me of those guys in high school who could be pretty likeable sometimes but sucked soooo bad. He's very teenage boy in that way. Also feel free to bitch about the atlus ake/shu propaganda I love hearing your takes you're always so correct and wise 🤭

THAT'S REALLY ITTTTT. he's so fascinating and ive built such a rich character study of him in my head and my ideas are amazing so i think i like him then i go back to the source material and every time im like 'goddamn yosuke SUCKSSSS' but i can't really hate him lol the magician characters are always annoying but charming boys who are early in their de-bastardification process 😭😭😭 as for akesh* I HOPE EVERYONE THAT LIKES THEM GOES TO HELLLLLLLLLLL. i have written so many dissertations on how persona 5 having the silent hill 2 problem and trying to copy details from the best entry in the series (persona 4) is the source of all their problems but i'll say it again! atlus wanted to have another adachi/souji moment so bad but make them the same age so they could have ethical yaoi but it just did not work. if they wanted that they SHOULDVE made makoto a boy and ooooooooooooooooooo the yaoi wouldve written itself. like its so crazy the wrote a worthy rival in makoto who was actively out to get u in the beginning where u could see her but the narrative wanted to suddenly swap it up and be like 'look at akechi' BITCH ITS TOO LATE. especially bc it was already done better with adachi like you cannot do that twist again it was too good! there was build up! i havent talked abt it much but the way persona 5 is set up with it being an interrogation that purposefully hides a bunch of stuff from the audience was really good to get you into the game but made other things less impactful SUCH AS AKECHI. which is a shame bc the set piece of the casino was amazing but as a character and as a narrative foil akechi fell short hes truly just an ugly low rent version of naoto and adachi mixed together w a predictable sob story back story like boooooooo booooooooooooooooo you'll never be the persona 3 betrayal!

[justmenoworries]

My unorganized thoughts about Hazbin finale because I am feeling all the feelings.

Positives

The songs? Absolute bangers. Both of them. The Chaggie "More Than Anything" reprise got spoiled for me but I still loved it. We stan a supportive couple ready to go to war together. The reprise for "Happy Day in Hell" at the end was a nice touch. Loved that it was Lucifer who picked up the slack to cheer up Charlie. Mans finally becoming the dad who stepped up.

The battle as a whole was awesome. Hot take, but if Adam didn't have the spawn infinite enemies cheat all bad guy armies seem to have in these situations, the Hotel definitely would've won.

I'll admit, I wasn't too jazzed about Sir Pentious replacing Mimzy in the main cast but he kind of redeemed (lol) himself for me this episode. Bro was both one of the funniest and most heartwarming characters in the finale get yourself a man who can do both. The unholy (lol) noises I made when he showed up as a redeemed soul in Heaven. Good for him! He deserves the best. Also I find Sera's and Emily's reactions to the reveal kind of interesting. Emily is overjoyed seeing that Charlie's idea works, but Sera looks... mortified? Disgusted? Kinda tells us which one of these two really deserves the title of Big Good. Side note, but it's kind of funny how the only physical change a redeemed sinner goes through is that their color scheme is now pastel instead of goth.

ADAM FUCKING DIED YESSIRRRRR! GOOD RIDDANCE BITCH NO ONE WILL MISS YOUUUU (Except for Lute, but no one gives a fuck about what Lute thinks, cry harder hoe)

Charlie's and Lucifer's true formssss! Razzle and Dazzle getting to be badassss! (R.I.P. Dazzle, hope you somehow end up in Heaven too)

Alastor Vs Adam. Cool fight, surprisingly not as one-sided as one might've thought. I mean, Alastor still lost but he lasted a lot longer than most of the others who fought against Adam (Poor Sir Pen)

Vaggie and Lute rematch, I fucking called ittttt!

Seeing everyone gear up and fight for the Hotel was cool, seeing so many Exorcists get axed off was cathartic as fuck.

Lute losing a part of her body because of Vaggie, just like she took a part of Vaggie's body was *chef's kiss*.

Lucifer Vs Adam and Lucifer just... not taking the fight seriously at all until Charlie almost gets hurt. He was really just toying with Adam for the entire first half and when he started getting serious Adam got trashed so fucking quick, I love it.

Charlie fucking shanking Adam and stopping his punch Just Like That. I lover her, she's such a badass. Sure wish we could've seen more of that (foreshadowinggg)

Vox acting as the greek chorus for the events of the episode works surprisingly well. Ngl I thought his constant commentary would get annoying really fast if they kept cutting away from the action just so he can say a funny. But no, they actually managed to time it pretty well. Props to Adam Stein (writer for this episode).

The Negatives (Yes, They Exist)

The other Vees did not need to be here. Seriously, we're starting off with Vox alone in his control room and we could've stayed there. Velvette and Valentino didn't even talk for the majority of the episode. And I'm not a fan of how Val continues to be played for comedy. Unfriendly reminder that this man is a r*pist and an abuser. If you needed a V for the funnies, Velvette and Vox are quite literally right there. (Can you believe Velvette had no lines this episode but fucking Val had both a speaking role and a not insignificant part of the ending song? Weak.) You can still have the ending scene of the Vees hanging out and planning after the aborted Extermination, literally nothing changes if you cut Val and Velvette from the cutaway gags.

Not a fan of how Lucifer stole the spotlight. "But you said you liked the Adam Vs Lucifer fight-" Yeah, I did. Doesn't change that this shouldn't have been Luci's fight, it should have been Charlie's. We've had hints this whole season that Charlie is actually way stronger and wrathful than anyone thinks and that she's actively working to keep up her cheerful and friendly persona. Her stabbing Adam with her trident was a nice start, but after Lute killed Dazzle and seriously endangered Vaggie, this should've been the moment Charlie decided "Alright that's it, no more Miss Nice Girl, I didn't want this to end in bloodshed but these assholes are going down." This should've been the moment where the gloves come off. How much more impactful would it be if Charlie was the one beating down Adam but stopping before killing him? If the show made it clear Charlie could murder this asshole, but she doesn't, because she's still better than he ever will be. What a way to show that Charlie truly does believe in the good in everyone or at least still believes in non-lethal solutions to the conflict between Heaven and Hell! But nope, Charlie gets two badass moments, then is banished to the side-lines and to the role of damsel Lucifer has to save and who has to be the metaphorical angel on Lucifer's shoulder who stops him from offing Adam (for some reason). If we needed to get Lucifer involved, maybe have him show up earlier to help the Hotel but get hurt somehow, forcing and motivating Charlie to step up as the future ruler of Hell. Speaking of-

Why the fuck was Lucifer so late to the fight??? Yeah yeah, I know, depressed shut-in, but in "More Than Anything" he literally calls Charlie "the only thing worth fighting for" in Hell. He knew the Extermination was coming. Yeah, maybe Charlie didn't tell him that the trial in Heaven went south and that Adam's Exorcists were going to target the Hazbin Hotel, but you'd think he'd have noticed something was up??? More importantly, if he really wanted to support Charlie's dream of saving the sinners in Hell, why didn't he take part in the battle from the start??? Why didn't Charlie ask him to fight alongside her??? Yeah, Charlie is reluctant to ask Lucifer for anything because they don't have the best relationship, but we've had an entire fucking episode of them growing closer and Lucifer assuring Charlie he'd help her. And this wasn't just a matter of pride, Charlie's friends and her girlfriend were in danger of getting killed, you're telling me she'd choose her own hang-up over all of them??? "But if Lucifer was there, the fight would've been over too quick-" refer to the previous point. Angels can be hurt and killed by angelic weaponry, there were like over a hundred Exorcists on that battlefield and don't tell me Adam would be above fighting dirty by attacking while Lucifer is distracted. There. Easy way to take Lucifer out of the fight and make way for Charlie.

Not a fan of how Cherri Bomb x Sir Pentious was bullrushed in this last episode. Yeah, we established Pentious likes her, but Cherri had like no interest in him until Angel commented he might have two dicks. Which, I guess her being after a purely physical relationship could work, but we all know that's not what Pentious wants. Their "romance" gives "He Was a Boy She Was a Girl" vibes. Like Velvette and Valentino, nothing in the episode would've been lost if that particular plot-line was dropped.

"The future of Hell belongs to the Vees" Yeah but does it though? Does it? Sorry, but I'm having a hard time taking these three seriously as a threat. Vox got effortlessly trounced by Alastor (and contrary to what the Vees believe he isn't missing, he came back), Velvette talked a big game about fighting the Exorcists but then did absolutely nothing and Val would eat dirt so fast against anyone who can actually fight back. Plus "Overlords hanging by a thread"? Which Overlords, exactly? Alastor? He's not dead and like previously stated, he's not 'missing'. Rosie, Carmilla, Zestial and the rest of the Overlords are just fine, the Extermination was centered around the Hazbin Hotel this time, no other turf even got scratched. "Nature abhors a power vacuum" What power vacuum? Again, no Overlords even died! No territory outside the hotel was destroyed! Are they just on a high from Alastor's supposed disappearance? I hope that's it, because otherwise damn, you three fucking suck at being Overlords.