one of my favorite things about the deathly hallows book is the revelation that snape and petunia knew each other. like if you asked someone in 1997, “hey which two characters from harry potter have longstanding childhood beef with each other”. I’m not sure anyone would’ve answered “harry’s bitchy muggle aunt and the mean potions teacher”. but it also makes total sense. like they are the two biggest haters.
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instagram dump with your selfship! (model/actor!au sel x satoru ver.)
seltoru behind-the-scenes dump — work days and winding down~
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sellybelly last week's shenanigans ✨
1: shoot day! 📸
2: nails sponsored by mr. gojo satoru 💅
3. loved our outfits for the awards 🥺 (thank you dior! 💫)
4. that feeling when you change into home clothes tho >>
5. maybe he's pretty sometimes 🙄
6. caught him in the act (texting me during a meeting 😭)
7. satoru in hair & makeup (some good sleep he's had there 🤧)
8. our lil treat to end the week 🍓😋
9. phone hijacked by mr. gojo satoru 🧿🧿 👁️👁️
sstoru knew you were obsessed with me 😌
thanks for the tag my love @tteokdoroki this was so so fun 🥺
tagging: anyone else who wants to do this!! it's so pretty and so fun 🥺
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that post i rblged about how undertale brings out the best of people and theyre willing to ruin their route or their speedruns just to be good to the characters reminded me of lisa fans that would use the truck keys to not have to kill henry wyatt or that will never get the "finish the game with 2 arms" achievement or who have never/rarely used crisp because they like to reunite him and toby or who savescum just so they dont lose their favorite guy at a permakill move or the roulette
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Stupid headcanon: the Gavin's ARE German but both very much grew up in America, klavier got the idea for his whole schtick because his favorite x man is nightcrawler and he was like this is going to be my entire personality from now on. I too will be the dramatic flirty German dude who throws little german-isms into regular conversation
But unfortunately he does often do it incorrectly which is part of why I don't think he was actually raised speaking German (but of course this is just from a laymen's perspective, I have a very limited knowledge of German language so I could be wrong)
I just think it's funnier if he's a born and raised little valley boy who decided to do this because of his favorite superhero cus it's cute and dorky
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Scandalous Couples Halloween costume idea
Blitz as deadpool, stolas as death (deadpool's girlfriend? Situationship? In the comics) and MC as wolverine.
blitzø thinks he’s a wolverine but he’s such a deadpool actually
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In the one experience that I had: I think it’s funny when guys fumble trying to take off your clothes 😭 or like if you wear a lot of layers, and then they’re trying to undress you, and they just keep finding more layers 😭
So maybe not an inexperienced Matty, but a healthy, goofy one, who fumbles taking off the misses’s (is that the right possessive?) bra in the heat of the moment could be cute? Not exactly super hot but yeah
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NO 😭 WHEN THEY'RE IN THE BEGINNING STAGES OF DATING AND HE'S SO EXCITED TO GET HER NAKED (SOBERLY) AND HE'S FUMBLING WITH HER JEANS OR HE FINALLY TAKES OFF THE BODY SUIT AND SHE'S GOT UNDERWEAR ON AND HE'S LIKE "FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN YOU WEAR LESS CLOTHES NEXT TIME" AND SHE'S GIGGLING AND HE'S SO SERIOUS LOOKING UP AT HER THROUGH HOODED EYES AND HE'S SO GRABBY AND HANDSY BUT SHE JUST HAS TOO MANY CLOTHES ON
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