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For 3 Names & a Number - Dean, Beau and Ben(Soldier Boy) and #13: have as your wedding planner, have as your parole officer, have as the Fake Date you bring to a family event

Thank you for sending me those !

I think I'll have :

Beau as my wedding planner, he seems sweet and thoughtful, I'm sure he'd do something nice, warm and intimate 😊

Ben as my parole officer, he wouldn't give a damn at all and would have the worst advices ever !

And of course, Dean as the Fake Date to bring to a family event. Hopefully it would turn into a real date 😏

Thank youuu, loved your choices :)

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