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welcometotheravenclawcommonroom · 1 year ago

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My dad all year: fairly secular like the rest of us, doesn’t keep kosher, doesn’t really observe Shabbat, the occasional temple service.

My dad on Yom Kippur: *putting on a kippah* hello family yes I am fasting and don’t ask me money questions. I am now extremely devout for the next 24 hours

#mod des #😂😂😂#not super religious jews on Yom Kippur be like #ah shit I better set this year up right #like bruh if G-d is real he can definitely see you eating that bacon and sinning the rest of the year😂#no judgement tho I just think it’s funny how my dad without fail every year #finds G-d but only on the high holidays 😂#I try to do Shabbat every Friday night just as a comforting ritual because I’m pretty agnostic #and I host picnics for all the holidays except this year for new years stuff I’ve just been so busy with the new semester #and a new apartment #and there was a wedding that we got back from late Friday so I couldn’t plan anything for Rosh Hashanah #but anyway my dad does like the whatever the Jewish version of Pascal’s wager is but only on holidays 😂#I can’t fast for medical reasons even if I wanted to tho lmao

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saturnvs · 5 months ago

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babies!

#ahh foals ... barrels on toothpicks #horse #horses #art #illustration #horse art #foals #my art #babies!!!! :)#first drawing at our new apartment! a little warmup to prepare for comms again #i love it when foals and small ponies do the scratchy things .. oh it's adorable

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hiirenvirna · 1 year ago

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tragic news: two guys ruthlessly bully little kitty cat every day

#doodle #comic diary #we got two foster cats recently :) they are sillyyy #i've fostered for a few years now but this is the first time in our new apartment!

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bloominglegumes · 6 months ago

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tf one orion scribbles,,,, hes just a little guy,,,,,

#my art #op in the new trailer;;hes such a menace i love him so bad im going to cry like just think about it he goes from that to becoming #stoic somber optimus prime with the weight of the universe on his back and the guilt of losing his best friend not to death or distance but #from each of them making just a few choices that butterfly out and slowly pull them apart and theres nothing they can do im so so normal #tf one #orion pax #d 16 #optimus prime #megatron

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marzipanandminutiae · 9 months ago

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"most allegedly haunted houses turn out to have gas leaks!"

no they don't. you are merely skimming the surface of mundane shit that can be wrong with old houses with your one puny little explanation that only fits a very small number of cases. try harder

#ghosts #hauntings #paranormal #like dude I'm a believer but I work in house museums and live in a place where 1930 is NEW for an apartment building #weird pressure differentials! animals trapped in the walls! bad window and door seals causing drafts! expanding and contracting wood!#to say NOTHING of the wiring Shenanigans. oh boy are they many.#GET CREATIVE WITH IT!

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crowkip · 5 months ago

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