it kinda brings me comfort that no one can read my thoughts. someone once told taylor swift "there's no such thing as bad thoughts, only your actions talk." I love to know that I can think whatever I want, and no one can know what im thinking about. and since I don't share my thoughts or act on them, I'm not a bad person. I'm just a girl with an insane mind. cause like I have some opinions that would probably make some people hate me, but I don't share them so I'm just happy having these opinions silently. no one can bother me, I can't be a bad person because they're only in my head. I was not born to fight online or discuss with someone because of my opinions. I was born to be a hypocrite and keep my opinions to myself.
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Hey uhm, humilde request but..
PLEASE DRAW BUTTER ROLL WUTH A PONY TAIL
*throws this at you*
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Say hello to Cherry’s ref!
He’s a silly little guy, I love him.
(Plz don’t butcher the quality Tumblr😭)
Cherry belongs to me :)
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the fact that i want my relationships to be as obsessive and possessive as wolfstar says a lot about me as a person.
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Yknow when I originally joined this app I was like "Oh hey I can look a fanart and what not on here, that's cool"
And after awhile I've ended up with a little eco system of mutuals, that when I see their posts I get happy..... This app must continue to be studied.
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill
anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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i'm seeing a therapist in A MONTH
bold of the public healthcare system to assume I won't fuckin kms in the meantime
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Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.
Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.
And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here
I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill
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