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These are the comments you received on the James defense post. Iâd love to see your responses to them if youâre interested in answering.
what i donât understand is how someone defending a 15yo james potter (thus apparently making them a classist which u think is tantamount to death lmao) is better than yâall defending snape? like. how is That not fascism considering mans was a literal DE who agreed w the ideals from a young age and also created torture curses that he used frequently enough to become his âsignature spellâ and also became an adult who went on to bully literal children from his position of authority (and even becoming a kids boggart as well as actively harming other kids) whereas james was a kid who was a bully and went on to die at the age of 21. snape lived til his mid 30s and never stopped being an asshole. so. being a fascist defender of a racist bigot, how are you throwing stones at classists? also. if youâre talking âeuropean cultural contextâ pls remember this is not post-industrial britain and is a society of its own separate from the trad class system of the muggle world. money might play a role but so does blood politics and james was considered a âblood traitorâ which wouldâve been a stroke against him during voldyâ speak war era. snape, on the other end, actively supported and endorsed the rhetoric. thatâs just one layer to it. u canât just juxtapose any theory to any context without considering the difference in that society from the one marx envisioned. thatâs just lazy work.
You really talk a lot about class and aristocracy and brag about your experience and education and how much of an intellectual you are, but you still donât understand that classes in the wizarding world are not the same as classes in our world. You use big words, brag about your experience, and clearly assert your moral and intellectual superiority over others, yet you donât understand the meaning of âeat the richâ, the concept of class, the accumulation of capital, or even what capital and the means of production are. Or, most likely, you understand, but you just manipulate with these words to defend Snape thinking that no one can see it.(If you want to debate more substantially, I can send you my meta about classes from a Marxist perspective in the wizarding world. ( though youâll probably say I donât have enough neurones to write anything coherentđ)
Regarding the first person, Iâve already talked about this many times, and theyâre mixing up concepts. First of all, I donât understand what adult Severus has to do with James, because the relationship between James and Severus is limited to their teenage years. It makes no sense to bring adult Severus into the debate because weâre not talking about that Severus. Weâre talking about the teenager in a teenage context with a teenage bully.
And, even so, if we were to talk about the adult, we could discuss how the violence inflicted by James Potter probably influenced his character as he grew up, precisely because it left him with a host of unresolved traumas. These include an inability to manage his emotions or deal with stressful situations as a functional adult, due to a significant developmental delay directly tied to his experiences at school and the importance he still places on them as an adult.
In any case, thatâs beside the point. On the other hand, these people seem to be willfully obtuse. Rowling didnât create a world out of nowhere; her world is the British Wizarding World, and throughout the series, she uses analogies for real-world political and social issues (like discrimination against Muggle-borns, which is supposed to be an analogy for racism but comes off as ridiculous, or Voldemort being a sort of Hitler figure but not even reaching the level of a nationalist terrorist party leader, or the werewolves being a disrespectful metaphor for HIV victims). So, itâs based on the real society she lived in, which is specifically post-Thatcherite Britain. For these people to claim that Severus was some kind of fascist racist and then have the audacity to deny that Rowlingâs world is connected to the real worldâwhen itâs closely based on real-world social dynamics and constantly shaped by her bourgeois, reactionary perspectiveâis as contradictory as it is ridiculous and even shameful.
And Iâm sorry, but class is something that permeates everything. Class is the trunk of the social structure from which other branches of intersecting social issues emerge. Homophobia is also tied to class; feminism is tied to class; racism is tied to class. All the problems and axes of discrimination in our society have a class-based foundation because the social pillars on which it is built were based on class castes that date back to pre-Medieval societies. The Roman Empire was a class society; ancient Egypt was a class society. Our cultural references are strictly linked to class. Ignoring this and claiming that Rowling somehow created a completely isolated bubble uninfluenced by the politics of a world closely modeled after ours, and with issues she constantly alludes to in her work, is basically not understanding a thing, having the reading comprehension of a monkey on amphetamines, or simply refusing to acknowledge the obvious to avoid re-examining personal prejudices or deconstructing their neoliberal perspective.
As for the second message... Yes, I mean, I would tell them that not only am I an intellectual, but I also studied Law + Political Science, have two master's degrees, and have worked in unions. So, itâs not a matter of what I think; itâs that I literally have qualifications in this. Iâm a criminal lawyer and political scientist. Itâs not like Iâm drawing my conclusions from a handful of Tumblr posts I came across.
Theyâre telling me I donât understand the concept of means of production or capital accumulation to defend a character who literally lived off the wealth of his ancestors and used that economic and social capital (because there are various types of capital) to maintain a position of power over others during his school years. A character who, precisely because of his accumulated capital, managed to sit at the top of the social hierarchy without lifting a finger and who had nothing to lose by acting like a tyrant because he had an economic and familial safety net (another type of capital) to fall back on. All this while the character he attacked was on the opposite side: working-class, with no resources or financial support, and zero accumulated or generated capital.
I donât know what the hell theyâre talking about, and it seems quite incoherent to start posturing as a Marxist intellectual while defending abuses of power by the magical equivalent of an aristocrat against someone from the working class. And Iâm sorry, but the social structure of the wizarding world functions exactly like the social structure of any society that still maintains class-based castes rooted in aristocracy. Pure-bloods are basically nobles, aristocrats, members of families with great lineagesâtheyâre essentially lords. It doesnât take much insight to find the parallel, nor does it require much knowledge of British culture; just a glance at how modern European monarchies work makes it evident.
But anyway, what do you want me to say? They can bring whatever meta they want, but Iâm not going to change my opinion. My issue with these people is basically this: one knows what their strengths are, and Iâm not pretending to be an intellectual or acting like I know it all. Itâs just that I literally have experience in activism, paid work, and university-level studies (masterâs level) on these topics.
Iâm not going to share my opinions about physics, theories on how spells or magic might work, or whether certain things are plausible from a logical point of view because I donât have the faintest idea about those things. I donât know math, I donât know physics or chemistry, and I donât know engineering. Iâm an absolute illiterate when it comes to equations. But Iâm not when it comes to political theory. Iâve earned honors in political theory.
So, as you can understand, these people are hardly going to change the mind of someone who not only has expertise but also has a damn university degree. And frankly, I donât think degrees are everything, but aside from that, Iâve spent 10 years actively participating in Marxist union activism, leading the university union, and I also worked for a year in the field of labor law after finishing my degree. So, I donât knowâthey can say whatever they want, but I donât care.
#severus snape#pro severus snape#severus snape defense#severus snape fandom#yes james potter was a classist#and a fucking privileged dick#and using politics for denying that is bullshit#james stans are the worst honestly#a shame for left-wing circles#james potter#harry potter meta
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Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..
Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.
Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!
Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.
Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!
Dick: LET IT GO!
Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!
Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!
Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.
Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!
Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.
Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.
Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.
Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!
Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!
Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?
Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.
#j.p speaks#another convo#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#duke thomas#ugh theres so..many- fuck#its their privilege and right to piss Dick off#dick around others: *cool and collected*#dick around his family: *close to shipping them all to a different country (lovingly)*#imagine being an only child now all you have is siblings id crash out đŽâđ¨
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halfas are the found family trope foster child
they all adopt each other. itâs the reason Vlad wanted so badly to have Danny as his son and the reason Danny immediately went with sure youâre my cousin now with Dani. itâs a survival mechanism from being so very few of their species. Sooo, halfa!Jason except he sorta isnât yet cause Jasonâs core is extremely ruptured from the lack of ectoplasm involved in his forceful resurrection. So when Danny finds Jason in his catatonic state he canât quite tell the dudeâs been dead and remains some, just that the guy for some reason seems very friend-shaped. Danny doesnât mind his friend is braindead, and is also a john doe, he gives familiar vibes and thatâs apparently enough for Danny to constantly find himself in the hospital doing his engineering homework on the room with the guy, and talking for hours about the updates on the absolute clusterfuck of the city and how he was from a freaking ghost town and he can almost even draw comparisons. he blabbers about how heâs not homesick enough times to even corner himself to talk about a ghost lore many times and how heâs just finding himself a little more prone to violence and in constant pain since none of the people he has adopted as his family are here with him and he canât consider a place a lair if thereâs isnât someone of his in it.
But Danny could never drag someone with him just because of some it, after all it was Dannyâs choice to come to Gotham to collage and not stay where at least his parents (good parents Jack and Maddie) were in Amity.
Ironically, Danny essentially canât feel that his core has been spoon feeding ectoplasm to Jason. As months go on, the little ball of energy builds in anticipation practically vibrating in the waiting pulse of something (Danny doesnât know but more often than not has he found himself laughing in happy confusion. it weirds him out in a good way) Itâs really that heâs feeling the slow healing process of his friend (brother brother brother) âs core.Imagine itâs just about to properly, correctly heal when canon strikes back and Jason gets snatched by League assassins. Danny is left feeling like his core got torned out. His core had spend months helping anotherâs only to feel the otherâs imprint and to not be able to protect it in return isâ forget it being an obsession; thats like having your newborn baby being ripped out of your arms. An all assuaging feeling of helplessness that is devastating. Danny just beginning to feel like home lair when out of nowhere the rug is swept under him. Danny suddenly struggling to not flunk all his classes and beat every single liminal that he can feel crossing paths with him to the ground. Danny suddenly having his chronic pain (that hadnât been so bad lately) dialed up to the point that there are just bearable and bad days.
The worse thing is he doesnât know why.
Jason had only been a guy.
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Itâs only a three weeks before Jazz tells him she accepted a job offer in Gotham.
(and the guilt only makes him feel worse when he can feel himself feel better because of it)
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now
whimsical time skip â¨
Danny is now on his feet again and friends with a Wayne of your choice (or maybe they were friends a little before Jay dissapeared and it was badTM cause Waynes? liminal đĽ˛) Danny definitely didnât enjoy snapping off to his friend like that. anyways itâs been a year since that and he and his friend are having a grand time playing civvies, uhh letâs say dick because I want them to meet while ice skating, Also Dick because he definitely turns a blind eye when Danny goes airborne for a second there yep. Heâs just having too much fun.
anyways as alwaysTM Danny doesnât clock celebrities and like why would he, Dick is just the random guy whoâs was fast to turn Dannyâs slow day in the ice ring into a competition one day and brighten when Danny matched up his puns. So he totally doesnât get why the guyâs so gloomy one day, anyways as you can figure, itâs Jasonâs deathday and Dick is a deprecating bean, Danny tries to cheer him up by having him remember his brother instead and Dick attempts to, but even skipping through some photos in his phone make his eyes burn.
It is because of that that he doesnât notice Danny absolutely freeze up at the photo of his friend Jay (Jay because heâs a John Doe, but thatâs just too impersonal and so the first letter is J *wink wink*)
Danny absolutely doesnât know what to do with this information, barely catches himself from asking Dick how did his brother die. Most importantly when because Danny just saw JayâJason less than a year ago, and this somehow doesnât feel too recent.
Annd that how we find Danny digging into the Wayne second son tragedy. Staring at the date of death while the knowledge that they met almost six months after burns his forefront of his mind. Danny spends a day going over all the questions running through his mind over how the fuck he couldnât sense Jay was a ghostâerr was⌠in past tense?? what the fuck?? Danny would really like a refund on his ghost sense.
Anyways Danny goes check out the grave (now that he knows there is one) and boom although intangible he somehow triggers those shitty ass sensors/alarms that somehow didnât go off when jason was literally digging himself out.
Obviously the bats get in the case immediately. And boy are they absolutely enraged that someone would steal Jasonâs body.
#the bats absolutely disgusted that someone would dare desacrate the grave of a dead child: đĄđĄ#meanwhile danny: :(whereâs my friend#Jason is a sad bean who thinks no one even thinks of him#in this au they will>:)#I had a sense of where to go with this but it was all over the place honestly#i just also love the idea of them not finding him until he enters the stage as red hood and the bats just. clock him down so fast#like. omg Jason!! weâve been searching everywhere!!!#proceed to tackle the fuck out of him with hugs đđ#jasonâs worldview crumbles cuz#you guys noticed i got outta my grave đĽş??#obviously thereâs still the replacement and jokerâs still alive point but shhh#one thing at the time#danny fenton#jason todd#ghost cores#also yes the violence tendency was a wink to the pit madness#batman#red hood#dp x dc#also when all was resolved danny and dick would absolutely fight over who gets big brother privileges#danny: I adopted him when you didnât even know he was alive#dick: yeah? well I adopted him when you didnât even know he existed#danny: you Dick! you already have Tim#jason:#jason: uhh guys Iâm a 2x1 package#(slides Damian into view)#Danny and Dick look at each other#Danny: you get one I get one?#Dick: No!#đ âdick just wants to gatekeep all his little brothers (he has secretly adopted Danny too)
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'Hate' is a strong word; 'hate' is only to be used for truly bad things, I repeat as I snarl my way through back squats and dead lifts, beloathed.
#rawr lifts#i'd say leg day can suck my dick but that would be PRIVILEGE#fucking cunting bloody feckin barbell motherfucker
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Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).
I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".
#my characters#oops i fell in love#can you guys tell im stressed and hyperfixating on my own fucked up ocs cause i am#also brents nickname at work and in rights phone is fuckwad#and hes like yeah if im called anything else at this point by right its weird and uncomfortable#and when it is finally approached as if paul is only in rights phone as shitty-ex (answer) now that hes an excoworker#what was he in rights phone BEFORE the transfer#and right is like annoying dickwad ... karen is like oh i see thats why you call him a dick still#thats like a nickname from his phone name#and brent has to ask why fuckwad and dickwad and right looks at him and takes a deep breathe before saying#because i like the word wad and it is very comforting bc like a wad of paper ? you can throw it away#and so if i realize i gotta get rid of attachment i wad it up#also dont tell paul that dickwad was a form of attachment or he will never shut the fuck up about it#karen and brent both swear to never mention it to paul#paul is honestly such a weird anomaly in the plot bc he doesnt directly work at the same police station#but he is CONSTANTLY a topic of gossip or annoyance or updates#hes literally karens best friend! aside from chris he was one of the few right worked with who HAD touch privileges before right banned it#hes also just genuinely well liked but no one can actually tell him or he will become insufferable#which is a crime that rick is guilty of once when he meets paul and karen introduces him#and rick is just OH i know that name! youre her best friend#and she looks so betrayed and paul looks so delighted and stunned and radiant over this fact#and rick makes up for it before the night is over which is why karen forgives him - he made paul back in his place#anyway yeah right has lots of fears and hes my bundle of anxiety and i love him and his atrocious nicknames#i think i would die if i gave someone a rude nickname even affectionately irl#also also final note on this ig#since right is a detective and not always at the station its worth pointing out brent and karen just work taking calls and#doing misc other work at their desks which are nearby so they 100% bond and its wonderful#ok i lied final note on them is#for a very long time karen has to check with right to make sure she isnt annoying brent because he doesnt emote well#and shes scared she wont know if shes annoying him please help youre like the only one who reads his moods accurately
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i keep seeing things like "you can't spoil a movie based on a 20yr old stage show" and uhh yes, you absolutely can. I was extremely lucky to live in a country where i got to go see it at the theatre multiple times over the last couple of decades. but it literally was Not shown in many countries. and OK, you could say "well just watch a shitty phone recording on youtube" but i can absolutely understand why people would prefer to just wait for the opportunity to Actually go and see it. which is what this movie is. it really doesn't hurt you to just tag things. I think it's so cool that Wicked is so accesible now, i'll never forget watching it for the first time when i was 11, it altered my brain chemistry. and i'm so glad it wasn't spoiled for me. just tag your posts. Easy. then everyone gets to enjoy it unspoiled.
#all you need to do is tag it âwickedâ that's literally it skjhfds put âspoilersâ if it's irt part 2. not hard#i'm not even regarding the âAND based on a 100yr old bookâ part bc like. yes it's obviously based on that source material#but it's a retelling of the story#that is obviously better unspoiled#like i really don't get why people are being so weird about it LMAO#and i haven't even mentioned the cost of going to see something at a theatre#you're privileged if you got to see it. you don't need to be a dick about it#anyway#kinda unrelated#but i keep thinking about all the 11yos that feel different and outcast going to see it and experiencing it for the first time like i did#and feeling Seen by it#just so fucking cool#wicked
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brain rot anon: i see your jaydick, i see your dickate, i see your jaykate⌠but are you ready for the throuple. dick/kate/jason. is the world ready for that level of chaos in one relationship? are their neighbors ready for that sex life? like i see your kate bishopâs boyfriends tag and i say okay but what if her boyfriends were also boyfriends? are these boys going to have to learn how to share đ but also come on jason you end up dating his exes anyway sooooooo
on GOD nonny i saw the notification for this on my phone and all it showed was "brain rot anon: i see your jaydick" and i KNEW what was coming, i am SCREECHING
Okokokokkokkkkkok jaydick seducing Kate? Jaykate seducing dick? (I don't see dickate seducing jason working I don't think jason would trust it) ak!jason my beloved???
(oh my GOD ak!jason would be such a possessive little freak over them; dick and kate EAT IT UP)
what a group of exceptionally terrifying people. the number of people who look at them and think Jason is the loose cannon (it's Dick it's absolutely Dick) and that Kate is kind of the middle/balance (she's not she is SO destructive) and is so many while Jason is actually planning cute ass date nights and wanting to stay in and cuddle and bake
(Cute date night idea: going to college bars and beating the shit out of people drugging drinks. Like honestly meet ugly. Dick and Jay are out doing this and Kate beats them to the punch (literally) and they get to know each other via shared hobbies TT)
Is the world ready for this chaos? So Clint and Cass (Cain) are very "yeah that tracks" about this relationship. Bruce is going insane. Damian attempts to give Kate a shovel talk and doesn't succeed because the last child-shaped chaos machine Kate dealt with was Loki (and also those kids she and Clint rescued with mind powers!) so it takes her forever to realize Damian is threatening her because that is just how The Youth express affection, right?
NO, absolutely NO ONE is ready for their sex life. At least one neighbor thinks they're filming porn. I cannot imagine living in an apartment next to them. They NEED a house but it's not practical with being vigilantes, city apartments are where it's at, but hOneStLy
I can't tell you how much furniture they break. It's a lot. They spring for a solid wood table after breaking three from Ikea. at least three sets of torn bedsheets, two broken bedside lamps--look Jay and Dick are very large men and all three of them are very strong if they're not paying attention or they've been apart for an extended period of time, there's going to be drywall with holes in it. Something's getting torn of the wall on accident. They are not getting their deposit back.
idk how they get together, so many delicious scenarios
Dick and Kate getting drinks together and deciding to break into one of Jason's safe houses and get MORE drunk. Literally all they're talking about is how great Jason is and how much they want to kiss him. Jason comes in all huffy to these two NERDS on his couch, melted all over each other, red-cheeked and giggly, obviously assumes they're flirting with each other and not him even with Kate telling him he's so pretty and Dick agrees
or or or the boys have been very MATURE and ADULT and are having conversations about both of them being into Kate and maybe both of them dating her when they have the misfortune to get dosed with some Ivy nonsense, NOT sex pollen but like incredibly high/drunk. they're doing some real dangerous shit in the batcave and refusing to listen to ANYone EVEN ALFRED, so Steph calls Kate, because Kate has been wrangling drunk adrenaline junkie superhero boys since she was 19, she's literally a pro at this.
Jason and Dick, btw, have been perched somewhere very high talking mostly about Kate (also how much Dick wants to snuggle with Haley and what they want to eat and how much they like each other) so when she comes in they listen to her and it has nothing to do with her ability to herd the inebriated. Jason and Dick are staring at her and agreeing to do whatever she asks. "Hawkeye did you know that if you mix blue and red you get purple. wow what a coincidence or something those are our colors!" followed by disturbingly intense stares.
at some point they wind up at her apartment (because she knows where all the weapons are and because the consensus was to keep them contained. The Manor is too much space for them to get lost in) after stopping to pick up Haley and there's just a pile of vigilantes, Lucky, Haley, Jeff the Land Shark, and a cat that Kate has acquired (the cat's name, I regret to inform you, is toad) and they REALLY want Kate to snuggle too but they don't want to pressure her but they REALLY WANNA touch her :(
one of them asks to hold her hand. one of them asks to play with her hair. the textures are SO GOOD. Jason and Dick zonk out in her bed and wind up all snuggled together which is very nice actually hmmmm Dick needs to rethink this potential relationship configuration but he is literally and figuratively flexible so it'll be fine. the biggest issue jaydick have in seducing Kate is getting her to realize that they ARE serious. Kate this is not a joke. she's a little mopey because she thinks the boys are just into each other. she's getting ready to go out and it's a whole thing with Jason going "you don't need to go out to find someone to wreck your shit, we are perfectly capable of doing that." (it's really romantic trust me)
More shenanigan-ery wanted? Kate falling for Dick Grayson and Hawkeye falling for Red Hood. (Kate does not have a long term plan here btw "bisexuality" is not a plan)
Anyway Red Hood hears about something Derek Bishop is planning that will have fallout for Kate, so of course he tells Dick and they try to set up a sting or something. which REALLY interferes with Kate's plans of catching her dad doing shady shit. At the end of the night the three of them are grouped together as a building burns behind them. Nightwing is being kinda proprietary about Kate which is weird because she's never worked with him and Kate keeps drifting into Red Hood's space which is weird because he knows Kate has never met him as Red Hood.
Jason suggests they regroup at one of his safe houses. The boys expect Kate to put up a fight about it but she's like "no I trust you" which is BEWILDERING, she has NO reason to trust Red Hood (that they know of ofc)
Obviously Dick is willing to let her know who he is and Jason is fine not doing that (why would he Anyway? Not his circus, not his clowns [ohohoohooo the irony] that's Dick's girl, he has nothing to do with that) and Jason is a little pissed that Hawkeye couldn't be bothered to help? He never asks her for anything. But maybe she's hurt? Shit, he's gotta get back out there, see if he can find her--
Now one of two things can happen.
Jason goes to text Hawkeye and Kate's phone dings (spiderman pointing meme)
OR
Chaos.
Clint barges into the safehouse, Deadpool in tow (with popcorn he is SO READY for what's about to go down that's why he helped Clint find the place) Clint VERY much Hawkeye attired and VERY UPSET that Kate decided to do this and didn't tell him???
Except she DID tell him she told him three whole days ago!!! OH MY GOD CLINT DID YOU HAVE YOUR EARS OFF
So Nightwing and Red Hood (and Deadpool) are watching this incredibly married fight (all of their fights are so married idk what to tell you they are platonic life partners) between Avenger Hawkeye and heiress Kate? Bishop? how do they know each other???
This goes on for longer than it should. Wade is getting bored. So he finishes chewing his popcorn and goes "Hey, Hawkeye!"
And both Clint and Kate turn to him and (in the same tone) go "WHAT?"
This is about the time Dick starts to bluescreen
Clint mentions something about how Captain America asked her not to do this kind of thing--
"A white Cap or a Black Cap?"
"Uhhh it was Steve?"
"Yeah I don't give a shit honestly he knows that, that's why he made me you."
Jason is buffering. Buffering. Buffering.
tbf Kate Bishop being a vigilante is not the thing that's tripping him up--I mean, Bruce--but that Kate Bishop is sort of into him? Actually really into him? Does that mean Kate is his girlfriend?
Which runs smack into "oh shit Kate is dating Dick."
(Kate is still blissfully unaware of her impending doom. She and Clint are still arguing about who she DOES listen to and it's NOT a man she pulled out of a dumpster last week, CLINTON. If Daredevil was here she would say the same thing to him! She would say the same thing to Moon Knight! To which Clint replies that he doesn't trust someone who gets HIT by CARS as much as she does--)
The stupidity of this argument has blunted the impact of Dick and Jason freaking out (Dick is recovering quickly his brain whirring at a million miles an hour thinking about all the times Jason has dated his exes and how he gets all flustered sometimes--)
Dick has taken his mask off. Jason has taken his helmet off and his mask. Kate and Clint have reached the part of arguing where they are like "I just worry abt you and love you ok" and hug and THEN
Kate sees the Boys, says "no" and just turns and walks out of the room.
it'll be fine she just needs to eat something. they'll have the serious conversations and it'll be great and wonderful and at some point Nightwing and Red Hood go beat the shit out of Derek Bishop :)
And like. GOD. these two boys, birds, who learned to fly through the night sky, giving Hawkeye wings. do you. do you see what I'm saying.
#kate bishop#hawkeye#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#dc brainrot anon#dc brainrot#jaydick#jaykate#dickate#jaydickate#? maybe idk#they're all sharing an apartment in a jaydick scenario#and they 'borrow' kate's bedsheets and have sex on them#they are disgusting#it's fine#they wash them before giving them back!#imagining them working a case together and taking cover in a closet#forced proximity my beloved#kate bishop is dick and jason's scary dog privilege#nightwing and red hood are hawkeye's#imagine whitney frost trying to get a foot in gotham#she says something about getting rid of the new bird in gotham#and all of the rogues are like *giant step back*#red hood from the shadows: what the fuck did you just say#oh my god this is so long#paddling my kayak
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WAS WORSE THAN I EXPECTED
#rvb#rvb20#rvb restoration#RT DON'T BE RACIST FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS CHALLENGE HOLY SHIT#TUCKER IS MINE NOW YOU'VE LOST YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGES BURNIE#EAT YOUR OWN DICK AND EXPLODE#I'm so glad RT is fucking Dead so it can't make utter shit like this anymore
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I rudefemed at the gym today, I believe I personally offended the local Testerical Council đ
The gym was full up the buttcrack on the strength training side, and this failed abortion was blocking five. FIVE. machines (in a very small gym. That's like. 40% of the whole space for one person), and that doesn't even count the bench and bodyweight training spots he was ALSO squatting. Like, at first he annoyed me because he was using the benching spot for his own training that had nothing to do with benching AND the squat rack AND a bodyweight spot and he was spending forever on his phone and in exercises away from these things he was blocking. Because like. That's already rude and entitled. But then I saw this asshole come like a fresh flower to block the lat pulldown machine AND start blocking the pull up spot (while still blocking the others lmaoo don't believe he was reasonable). Like, even a couple of teenagers had their "wtf man?" faces but said nothing.
So I didn't bother asking and just moved his shits out of the benching set, put the bar back on the place it belonged to like it was another Wednesday and started to bench. Then I got his shits out of the squat rack. That's when I realised he only had 20kg/40-ish lbs on the bar. Like, you kidding me?? That's the exact weight my weak ass is lifting and I'm coming back from like 5 months of sick break and I'm a woman. A disabled woman, with post-workout soreness and approaching premenstrual fatigue, with that. Like, he can't seriously block that many spots and have such a shitty weight and pretend he does some "super asshole set" that will somehow do anything for his sorry noodle muscles. At least pretend you're a professional powerlifter or bodybuilder and that you need all those spots for your life if you're going to inconvenience everyone without a second thought. That many machines at once is super dumb already, but doing that while people are almost biting eachother's throats for a bench is another level of selfish. That has to be some dumbass marking territory to prove you're some "Alpha Maleâ˘" move. If you need to use that many machines (he didn't, given the weights on his things), you do that when the gym is almost empty.
Anyway, babyboy didn't comment, but he clearly wasn't happy and he left the gym not long after, so I believe being forced to acknowledge everyone pay as much as he does to use this gym pissed him off it. Unless I overthink it, I believe some of his fellow moids gave me disapproving looks for infringing the Gym Bro Code. Idk, my myopia doesn't care.
But then magically some other guys used the bench and the racks as if they'd been waiting for it as well but didn't man up to actually confront the guy or just move his shits like I did. And they dare use "pussy" as an insult for weakness?
Anyway, misandry is the way. Fight for space, you're more worthy of it than pathetic males. They're so used to their entitlement never being challenged that there's a good 85% chances they won't say shit. And don't let them trick you saying it's chivalry. I'm a gnc woman, I'm getting punched by men, not coddled by them. That's just being confused and scared of confidence in women who don't bother negotiating their spaces with them and who don't fake pretend to be their bros like men do when they interact with each other. Also, you don't need to abide by male rules or tacit codes/privileges of courtesy that somehow put them above everyone else/the community/you. That's male entitlement, not actually something you owe to respect. In fact, you'd do a great service to women if you challenged it as much as possible if that's not already the case. Make moids seeth and quit more instead of erasing yourself and waiting for them to kindly retreat.
#though I felt obligated to overdo myself at benching and using the squat rack and crunch it relentlessly until failure to prove I needed#those spaces more than he did but that's just overthinking anxiety bc even if I did less he was still not using these spaces unlike others#anyway the camping Nazis were a wakeup call to always be jacked.w endurance and to woman up#next time fascists try to play I really punch my way through it and I keep training even w the most apocalyptic fever#men are fucking cowards. women need to to everything. but that's better than being dependent on their shrimp dicks for safety/spaces#smash the patriarchy#rudefem#men are trash#women deserve better#take up space#female empowerment#female rage#kam#kill all males#kill all men#femcel#male entitlement#male privilege#anti male#male fragility#male socialization#female socialization#moid moment#misandry#proud misandrist#radical misandrist#female gymrat#women revolt
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Child Dick Grayson: Hi! Will you be my friend? :) The stranger he's talking to: Uh-who TF are-Let's be bestfriends * Sweats nervously* The entire fucking Justice league behind him because this is their first born son:* makes a dagger sign across the throat*
#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#crack#justice league#Dick was the first child and they all raised him together cause they were scared about messing up#He is their sunshine son and if you hurt him you die#scary dog privilege#but it's the entire fucking Justice League
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god i wish i could stop fuckin thinking this i feel like such a dick i KNOW people with more obvious and more serious disabilities dont "have it better" but i cant stop thinking about it i just wish i could collapse dramatically and get rushed somewhere and magically diagnosed i feel like such a fuckin drama queen because i feel awful all the time but its just like dizziness and pain do i even have the right to claim im disabled? its not like im diagnosed. its not like i know whats wrong. its not like its serious. maybe i am just fuckin faking it.
#i wish i had something horribly wrong with me i know its selfish and bad to say that#but that thought wont leave if i dont write it out#i wish i had some horrible condition or some birth defect or anything that was OBVIOUS that people could find!!!#i just wish i was worse so i wouldnt feel like im stuck in this fuckin limbo#please reply#i want anyone to talk about this i dont care what just please#these thoughts wont leave and i feel like such a dick for thinking them anf they wont fuckin stop#anon says shit#cpunk#cripple punk#vent#rant post#disability#maybe#i dont even fuckin know#i wish i did#i wish i was normal but i know i cant be#so i wish i was WORSE just so i could know something is wrong#you dont have to go âoh its not better if your worseâ i KNOW#I KNOW its fuckin selfish n privileged n stupid to think like this n it wotn fucking stop god help me please
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"If you don't like minimum wage, just get a better job or just go to college !"
...Ohh oh!! Or better idea! You choke on a dick and kys :D. Like good for you, you have the money and motivation for fucking college, want a model cunt?? Sometimes college degrees don't do shit depending on what you're even going for and then you have to take out loans and other nonsense.
God people who say that stupid shit makes me VIOLENT. I need yall dead, like actually die đś
#j.p speaks#âjust get a better jobâ is literally âOh youre broke?? just get money!â#you sound stupid as fuck.#personal#jobs#minimum wage#like..people say we want livable wages and here this privileged ass dick suckers go
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Just drained and humiliated the absolute fuck out of this loser on a video call whoâs next? Text me now on telegram @Goddessneliana
#small dick humiliation#daddy's good girl#pathetic loser#sissy faggot cocksucker#humiliated sissy#faggot sissy#beta sub#foot domination#beta faggot#findom humiliation#humiliation sissy#humor#degrade and humiliate me#humiliation kink#nerdy girls#sexy nerd#needy princess#anime and manga#privilege#i sell videos#bd/sm kink#onlyfans tease#big tiddy committee#big tiddy goth gf#suck my tiddies#big tiddy gf#fuck my wet pussy#submisive and breedable#submisive faggot#submisive sissy
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I can pinpoint a formative moment in my childhood; Jo Grant in the Sarah Jane Adventures tv show, which I watched like a sermon. She helped fix the whole world and the weekly story by remembering how she'd been to 'every country in the world'. I still hear the cadence of it. I've wanted to see what she had since that moment. I wanted to see the world whole, for what it is, and run until I ran out of ground.
Today, I crawled to the bathroom. Today, the texture of the carpet was as brutal as realisation I will never beat Jo Grant's travel record. Today, I am too ill to couch my reality in funny metaphors to make my existence more palatable to the world and myself, who has to live here.
Tomorrow, I'll be chipper and happy and embody myself again. Tomorrow, I'll think about colouring outside the line of my mattress. Tomorrow, I'll be sad about today. Today; I'm just ill. Tomorrow, I don't have to make peace with it.
#me meta#fuck this bullshit illness sideways so much#m.e. cant even suck my entire dick. it doesnt deserve the privilege.#myalgic encephalomyelitis#goodnight i love u
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I like following you but can you go back to reblogging vg gifs soon, its why Iâm here
the genocide of the palestinian people is being broadcast online across every social media platform and they are begging us not to look away and turn a blind eye to their suffering doctors and mass graves and murdered children and final words and you want me to post baldurâs gate or whatever. unfollow me and get the fuck out.
#this is such a fucking weird thing to ask too like. no.#letters#edit: no this makes me so angry actually#tumblr loves to suck its own self righteous dick and act like itâs the social justice hub of the world#yet itâs been the most silent of all social medias about palestine and this personâs audacity is just proof of that#iâm sick of this websiteâs âbut this is my safe spaceâ âprotect your mental health firstâ bullshit excuses#just say it with your full chest. say that the palestinian genocide is an inconvenience to you. say it.#i am so happy your guysâ consciences allow you to turn away and pretend it isnât happening truly /s#but i refuse to be like you and i reject the notion this stupid fucking website has that that is somehow moralizing#the least anyone with the privilege of looking away can do is bear witness. the least.#and personally i cannot stomach being on this website this past week much less posting about anything else. so i won't.
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look im gonna level with you. as a survivor of multi-instance SA whose abusers were usually men and boys: if ur afraid of men, what i hear is that you believe in the validity of patriarchy and its philosophical positions.
#original recipe#the fact of the matter is that you aren't even really afraid of men#what you fear is a privileged man's social plasticity:#that is the degree to which a man may get away with being a dick simply because he is a man#and that's okay! raise your hand if you've ever personally been victimized by a man#i have!#but here's the thing#that fear is not a position from which you can build an equal society or a nuanced view of human experience or a morally sound ideology#it's fear. and you cannot allow it to rule you.#certain men can only get away with harassment and assault for as long as we ascribe such behavior to masculinity#ie boys will be boys#'i would trust a bear in the woods before i would trust a man' gurl raise your fucking standards#men are human beings and we can and should be expected to behave with human decency#we are not animals devoid of higher cognizance#and i am on the ground begging and pleading with you to stop regurgitating TERF / patriarchal ideas and norms
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