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there’s a more correct way of saying it though
#which is to say that one#i am mandated by my university to take on a certain number of tasks each week#all of which require extensive documentation both before and after they take place#but my supervisor is so fucking. disorganized that i can’t plan more than a day ahead#and even then they have been. repeatedly brushing off the tasks We Agreed I Would Do#in favor of them just taking the lead and making all of my planning documentation. redundant.#and then at the end of the week they’re like ‘oh what was if you needed to do#and i end up having to cram all these stupid redundant tasks into one day.#and Two.#because of this ongoing issue of them kind of just. agreeing on something one day and then changing the story on me the very next day#i am Horribly behind on my portfolio project#and having to do Very stupid and difficult things to make it seem like i’m Not horribly behind#and in both cases i just feel like screaming and crying and weeping#but i aldo feel like i have expended the emotionsl good graces of everyone around me#so all that’s left to do is suffer.#(but my brain is so fucking burned out that it feels like i’m just)#(repeatedly jabbing electrodes into a piece of shoe leather meat and begging for it to work again)#oughhhhh i just want to collapse already#someone let me………
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person: "what's your fantasy?"
me: *trying desperately not to think about that episode of 3rd rock from the sun when sally and harry pull an entire mark mckinney out of the space-time portal in their closet*
me: "to pull an entire mark mckinney out of a space-time portal in my closet."
#just saw that episode and one.#i love any 3rd rock episode where they speedrun a life event in an entire episode#and two.#i love that sally and harry spedrun having a kid from a one stand-esque activity and that the quote kid#was mark mcfreakingkinney#him being a helpless alien from the home planet speedrunning growing up and leaving home was hilarious#such a good episode#3rd rock from the sun#mark mckinney
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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I think she’d respect his methodology
#i love this trope. all two versions of it#petrigrof#billford#fiddleauthor#gravity falls#adventure time#bill cipher#golbetty#betty grof#simon petrikov#ice king#simon x betty#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn#that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
#Dracula#Dracula Daily#(listen I know there was significantly more overlap between the two in a lot of folkloric antecedents)#(but it's STILL funny reading from this end of things)
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#jinx and isha#isha arcane#jinx arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane#arcane season two#arcane spoilers#arcane s2#arcane season 2#isha and jinx
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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
#video#serial experiments lain#this is related to TWO different things ive posted about today#which is serial experiments lain and gay bar by electric six#and it reminded me of this
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
#corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures#theyre the same picture#house md#gregory house#mean girls#transition
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Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably
#theyre also pretty well written but a bit repetitive i found#good stuff tho#i just think its super cute that these two have been doing this for so long and built up such a collection of fics on their own#very impressive#mine
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
#no her name is Chai Tea#she just has the robustness of a christmas chicken#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#<- for illario and cause this is for my veilguard fic#cats#cats of tumblr#adding those two last ones at 1.5k#I can’t believe I’ve had this breach containment and it’s not even about my own cat
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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:
Play Toys
Play Pretend
Snack Time
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
#you couldn’t pay me to admit tech illiteracy of this magnitude in public in a million years#for reference the warning they’re talking about not being able to navigate has two buttons#one that says yes continue and one that says no go back
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how it feels knowing that loneliness is still time spent with the world
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