#and Two.

[miodiodavinci]

there’s a more correct way of saying it though

[charlotterenaissance]

person: "what's your fantasy?"

me: *trying desperately not to think about that episode of 3rd rock from the sun when sally and harry pull an entire mark mckinney out of the space-time portal in their closet*

me: "to pull an entire mark mckinney out of a space-time portal in my closet."

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[damazcuz]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

[witchhickx]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[brightbluedot]

to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

[francisforever2014]

how it feels knowing that loneliness is still time spent with the world

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[girldraki]

this is insane

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.