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miodiodavinci · 9 months ago
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there’s a more correct way of saying it though
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charlotterenaissance · 1 year ago
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person: "what's your fantasy?"
me: *trying desperately not to think about that episode of 3rd rock from the sun when sally and harry pull an entire mark mckinney out of the space-time portal in their closet*
me: "to pull an entire mark mckinney out of a space-time portal in my closet."
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this-is-a-podcast-fanblog · 4 months ago
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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skipppppy · 2 months ago
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I think she’d respect his methodology
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theshitpostcalligrapher · 5 months ago
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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moodsandtenses · 5 months ago
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
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spacecatlivesonthemoon · 6 days ago
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paper-mario-wiki · 3 months ago
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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
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damazcuz · 7 months ago
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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witchhickx · 8 months ago
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
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michameinmicha · 3 months ago
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Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably
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housederiva · 4 days ago
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
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brightbluedot · 9 months ago
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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:
Play Toys
Play Pretend
Snack Time
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schistcity · 25 days ago
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
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francisforever2014 · 2 months ago
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how it feels knowing that loneliness is still time spent with the world
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