#and Two.

[miodiodavinci]

there’s a more correct way of saying it though

[charlotterenaissance]

person: "what's your fantasy?"

me: *trying desperately not to think about that episode of 3rd rock from the sun when sally and harry pull an entire mark mckinney out of the space-time portal in their closet*

me: "to pull an entire mark mckinney out of a space-time portal in my closet."

[auntyokula]

only princesses allowed at tea party

[spacecatlivesonthemoon]

[housederiva]

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

(also here's the fic i was writing when it happened)

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[hansoeii]

only you.

[raphaellearp]

Sevika's first day as a counselor

My baby standing up to the snobs that treated her people horribly for years <3333

[radi0activelob1ani]

In another universe

These two destroyed me thanks

[auntyokula]

home routine because this is what i really need

they become a little family…

[lucinfernos]

these boys need to stop bringing work home, all their notes are about to be sticky (hextech gemstone from the hexstrap trust me 🤭)