#and THIS MF BESIDE ME. WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD.

[eliasorchard]

being in sync with your team is so necessary because why the fuck was my team arguing while we're in the middle of a quiz competition with like five other unis

edit: ill answer my asks later when im not ripping my hair out 🙏

[sinning-23]

Calling Them By Their Full Name

OPLA Headcannons! I thought htis was a funny little thing lol. Anyway enjoy

Warnings: slight mentions of nsfw topics but nothing too serious

Sorry for any spelling errors!

Luffy

-ohhhhh that did not sound like your usual happy, loving voice.

-he knows he fucked up and now he’s hiding from your wrath.

-“MONKEY D. LUFFY, GET YOUR ASS IN THIS KITCHEN. NOW.”

-you could hear a pen drop from how quiet the ship got

-ok so maybe he ate that super expensive, super special dessert you had been saving for a while now. And like, it was going to go bad! All he wanted was a little taste! Than a taste turned into accidentally eating the whole thing.

-He was gonna tell you, honest! But it had proven obvious you found out before he could. He seen you round the corner with RAGe on your face and tears in your eyes.

-"TRAITOR!" You yell, throwing a tired punch to his chest.

-“I’m sorry mami, I’ll find you another one. Promise.” He hums, peppering your face with kisses, squeezing your face between his palms when he did.

-There’s no way you could stay mad at him for long

Zoro

-whoa whoa whoa why are you so ANNNGRY

-hated when you call him by his full name like that, makes him feel like a child being reprimanded

-“RORONOA GODDAMN ZORO.” You boom, Nami’s jaw dropping at the sound. Even she could tell you were pissed

-he’s the sassiest mf alive so he’ll probably just be like, “who the hell are talking to woman?!”

-“You’re a real piece of work you know that??” You’re still yelling and he wastes no time rolling his eyes at you and grabbing you by your waist, the action shutting you up.

“Wanna stop yelling and be a big girl and tell me what’s wrong?” He teases, that stupid smirk you love falling over his features at your speechlessness.

-It’s not often you say his full make but when you do he makes sure you’ll never forget it that same night.

-“Say my name baby, real loud.” He groans, a hand around your throat to steady spent body as he slams back into you

Sanji

-I know thats not a cigarette i smell Vinsmoke Sanji."

-awe hell. Yout tone is deadly. he tried he damndest to stomp it out before you rounded the corner but nope.

-You never use his full name like that. Never.

-did he just get chills?

-"Of course not my love!" He lies throigh his teeth but before he can say anything ese you re lips are on his, you fist gripping the fabric of his shirt.

-He knew he was caught, the taste of tobacco mixing with your usual mint. You pull away, smoothing his shirt out with a warning smile.

-"Don’t lie to me again, I’ll always know when you do, Black Leg." You explain , taking the small cardboard box from his pocket and walking off.

-Even though it was ment as a threat, he couldn't help but feel hotter than ususal. God he loved it when you talked all serious to him.

Bonus: Mihawk

-You know better than to use his full name. Orr to even call him anything besides the usual endearing pet name.

-So when he hears his name called with nothing short of rage, hes trying to figure out who you think you’re talking to.

-"Dracule. Mihawk." You spit, holding the empty bottle in your hand

-Ok so your rage was warented cause he managed to drink the entire vintage bottle of wine you'd been saving...it wasn’t like it was on purpose!

-He doesn’t even bother to look up from his book, just barely giving you a slight glance when you were right in front of him, pointing to the bottle.

-"Id watch your tone darling." he warns, smirking at the way you purse your lips and turn away with a fierce attitude he'd be sure to deal with later.

-“Oh shove it up your ass Dracule.” You scoff, trying to quicken your pace but failing when he’s already behind you, his much larger hand holding your wrist as you yelp.

-His look says it all. You’re screwed.

-So now you’re sitting pretty, bent over and counting each time his hand meets the sore and slightly reddened flesh of your ass.

-“Now, what’s my name again darling?”

[velvetcrimsonkisses]

JJK Men General Relationship Headcanons

Note: my first writing hope yall like it... feel free to leave requests

WC: 1.1k

CW: None just fluff

Neutral!reader x gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso

GOJO SATORU

Bro is a menace. Will make you question why you are dating him everyday. He just likes making you mad yk those types of guys that flirt with you by being mean to you. HE'S ONE OF THEM

Spoils tf out of you. I feel like he would give you gifts and he definitely makes a big deal about it. He loves LOUD

Definitely the type to make you wear a G-letter necklace and you can NEVER take it off. I’m crying 

 His love language is physical touch. No arguing. He NEEDS to be touching you 24/7. Hugs from behind are his favorite omg and with him so tall and all. My ass is 5’9 and he’s 6’4 just ughhhhhh 

Random thought but I feel like he's a nail biter. Yeah he acts cool and all but, that's how that mf relieves his anxiety. He be munchin fr. So if yall bite your nails too (i do) you can bond with that 

GETO SUGURU

Ah Geto! I feel like he's the type of guy that is quiet around everyone else besides you. He opens up to you and tells you everything when he gets comfortable.

He also spoils you but it’s more quiet in a way. Yk how people say private but not a secret. That’s yalls relationship. 

He loves loves loves calling I feel. He will always facetime or call. When he's playing videos or smth yall are on the phone. 

Love Language is definitely acts of service. He cooks and cleans, Definitely has GREAT hygiene. He just always smells so yummy. 

Random thought but, he definitely always wears a hair tie on his wrist. For you or for him but mostly for you. Also weirdly he also always has chapstick. Pookie don’t have not one crack in them luscious lips. The flavor imma has to say good old strawberry. 

NANAMI KENTO 

WHEN I TELL YOU I CREAMED MY PANTIES the day I saw a tiktok where it said he was 200lbs. IMAGINE that hunk of a man smothering you in kisses and cuddles. OMG I love this man. 

He’s like Geto. He loves you quietly. But he's the type of man that would date to marry. You bet your ass he's gonna marry you. I wanna marry him. Everyone wants to marry him. 

He loves coming home from work just to be with you. You are his peace. I feel like he’d like bag rubs and he’d like giving you sum too yk. You feel me. 

Love language is definitely quality time. Imagine baking bread with him. OMG i love baking guys i’d bake him anything. But yeah cute little date yall can have. So cute so domestic. 

Random thought but I feel like he’d ask for you to iron his clothes yk since he always wears a suit. Like he could def do it himself but he just likes watching you do it. He def has that “in love” stare while watching you. NANAMI 

TOJI FUSHIGURO

DADDY

I feel like out of all the guys for him he would take the longest to fall in love with you or actually realize that he has feelings for you but, once he realizes he's WHIPPED 

He’d do anything.. Tell him to go to the store no questions asked. You don’t feel like cooking. He’ll try his be… yall are ordering food. Need a foot rub, he's right there on the couch with you watching whatever show YOU like rubbing your feet. 

I'm sorry but I have them daddy issues. Like if yall argue or smth and he makes you cry or makes you upset, he doesn’t mean too. He'd feel so bad and he’d be the BEST comforter (is that a word?). Like he just holds you and stuff and apologizes. 

Love language… This a tough one. Imma go with words of affirmation. I feel like he takes pride in being told he's doing smth good yk. Hes just trying his best to not fuck up another relationship yk so please tell that poor baby he’s doing good. 

Random thought but let's say in my little world of fanfiction he never left Megumi. It'd be important to him that Megumi likes the woman he’s with yk. Let that motherly instinct kick in. 

CHOSO KAMO

THE LITERAL LOML. 

YOU have to teach him how to be in a relationship. He won’t know nun. Like yes he knows women and men like each other, they get married and shit, and have babies. But he doesn’t know how to yk romance you ig. BUT YOU BEST BELIEVE HE WILL TRY THE HARDEST

He will def be the type to ask around and read up on it. Bringing you flowers and chocolate yk little gifts here and there. Always telling you he loves you and DATES so many dates. He wants everyone to know yall are together. HE IS YOURS. He’d def be the type to ask, “can i be your bf?” instead of “be my gf” yk. Yall know what i'm talkin bout.

Not that this man has anything to be insecure about but, I feel like once he is out in the public and stuff he notices that no one has any marks like his over his nose. He’d just feel a little uncomfortable but don’t let him. KISS HIS MARK PLEASEEEEE. God he blush so much and that embarrassment about it will fade completely. SO CUTE i just wanna nibble him. 

Love language.. I could literally write a 5 page essay with works cited on how he could be all 5 but, well go with physical touch rn. The first time yall kissed, he could’ve sworn he was in heaven. He def pulled away with his eyes still closed savoring the moment. He literally is always kissing you and hugging you. He's so clingy in a good way. Always holds your hand in public. DO NOT SPLIT THE POLE. He would be on the verge of tears (I'm being dramatic). 

Random thought but he’d def be the type of guy who would be like “let me ask my gf.” He knows he doesn’t need your permission to do stuff but he just likes telling you and letting you know. He so ugh…i just want him in my pocket is that too much to ask. 

[tonowarii]

The asks are open?! You truly spoil us too much 😩💕

Imagine Ao'nung and his friends are joking around the the sully kids about slow they are to learning the way of water to which the Sully kids, fem reader include, decide to show them a bit of their world and give the Metkayina kids a ride on their ikran? Ao'nung riding on the reader's ikran and such, basically being two idiots with feelings but are too stubborn to figure out how to let the other know how they feel

ao'nung and you are stubborn mfs /hj

A Not So Romantic Flight

ao'nung x fem! omaticaya! reader

wc: 1.6k

warning/s: aonung and his friends being mean? idk that's just it ig

gif is not mine, credits to the owner!

"Look at them, they can't even ride the ilu properly, or even last long underwater!" One of Ao'nung's friend remarks, seeing the Sully kids try and board the ilu, but the others keep slipping off unintentionally, or maybe it was because of the misbehaving ilu.

This teasing, or even mocking, went on for a few more weeks. Over time, you had noticed Ao'nung had taken a certain interest in you. You were always bound to be the subject of his smart comments, saying things like you weren’t fit to be around the ocean and you should just go back to where you came from, back to the forest.

However, you won't let yourself be thrown around by his remarks and teasing that you had started to come up with your own rebuttal whenever he said something to tease you or your siblings.

"Hey, fish lips!" You suddenly called out one day, your siblings glancing at you in surprise as Aonung, Rotxo, and a few of his friends looked at you.

Aonung chuckles, smirking at you. “Really?”

“(Y/N).” Neteyam warned, not wanting another scolding from his father.

Completely ignoring Neteyam, you marched up against Aonung, coming face to face with his stupid smirk.

“If you’re going to pick on us relentlessly for not learning quickly, then why don’t you try being us for a change?” You challenged.

Aonung squints at you, tilting his head.

“What are you doing, (Y/N)?” You could hear Lo’ak from behind you with Neteyam. Kiri watched, not knowing what you had in mind.

“And how would we do that? Go back to the forest with you?” Aonung snickered, his friends joining in the back.

“No,” You answered, before a smirk planted itself on your face.

“You ride, with us.”

Stepping back, you looked up at the sky and began to call for your ikran before glancing back down at Aonung. A brief look of confusion struck his face that you almost missed.

Your siblings looked at you, your plan turning the gears in their heads. “I like this one.” Lo’ak mutters, identical smirk on his face as he calls for his ikran as well.

“Lo’ak, (Y/N)…” Neteyam sighed and Kiri placed a hand on his shoulder. “I think they deserve this one.” Kiri said to him, motioning towards Aonung and his friends.

The Metkayina teens stepped back as they looked towards the sky to see the mountain banshees emerge screeching, their strong wings flapping as they rounded, finding a place to land.

The smirk never left your face as you heard a loud thud behind you and a chirr behind you, your ikran, (i/n) has landed. You watched Aonung as his stare transferred behind you, eyes watching your ikran but not making eye contact with it, gulping.

“Impressive.” He sarcastically said, turning on his heel to march back but you weren’t going to let him go that easily. Once you realized it, you had your hand on his shoulder, almost forcibly turning him back to face you. Surprise overtook his features as you shook your head at him.

“You’re not going anywhere, you’re riding with me, fish lips.”

And so it began, the other Metkayina kids had also gave in and decided to try and ride on the banshees, of course, accompanied by your other siblings.

Now you stood beside your ikran, petting it gently as you looked beside you to see Aonung inspecting your ikran, he found the colours on your ikran eye-catching, like you.

However, his inspecting face was enough to make you laugh. “What? Is the baby too scared?” You teased and Aonung huffs, shaking his head, giving you a stare. “’Too scared’ my ass, let’s get this over with, probably just the same as riding a tsurak.” He scoffs.

“Is that so?” You said then you suddenly hopped on your ikran, making tsaheylu and looking at him and jerking your head behind. “I’ll show you what it’s like.”

Aonung bit the inside of his cheek before he lunges forward, hopping on your ikran behind you. “Hold tight.” You smirked, facing forward.

He just about had a heart attack as your ikran sprung forward, launching itself in the air. In an attempt to prevent himself from falling to his death, his hands instinctively went to your hips to grab.

You yelped out as your siblings followed with their own Metkayina on their backs. You had almost forgotten the freedom you’ve felt once you were in the air, it was definitely a huge contrast from being in the ocean almost everyday for the past week.

Aonung felt like every nerve in his body was shaking from how high up the two of you were, of course he’d not show it on the outside. He’s ridden a tsurak before, how could this be any different?

Well, he could say that mountain banshee’s are a lot more faster and limber.

“Can’t speak now, huh?” You looked back at Aonung to see his face scrunched, looking down, however, in that moment you saw his face, you couldn’t deny how good he looked. When he looked back at you, you had maintained your composure. “This! It is boring!” He spoke.

Letting out a dry chuckle, you had certainly known what you were about to do. “Oh yeah?” You taunted him before leaning over towards (i/n) “Let’s show him what we can do, (i/n).”

Your ikran happily screeched, bolting up high in the air and spreading its wings before beginning to free fall.

Aonung’s expression drops as he holds on tighter to you, almost wrapping his arms around you. “What are you doing?!”

“You said it was boring!” You shouted back as the wind blew over you. Aonung could only look in fear as you neared the ocean. “This is not funny, (Y/N)!” He said, demeanour breaking, squeezing you.

Laughing, you had commanded your ikran to dive with an aileron roll, making Aonung shut his eyes, hold on you tight, as the three of your spun around and around. Before hitting the ocean, it spread its wings widely, gliding much above the surface smoothly. From behind, you could hear Aonung breath out a breath of relief as he opens his eyes.

As you caught your breath from that exhilarating ride, you were now flying calmly straight, gliding along the village, your siblings also showing off in the distance as you could hear Aonung’s friends enjoying the thrill of being so high up in the air.

Letting out a breath, only then you had looked down and noticed Aonung’s strong arm wrapped around your stomach in a carefree manner as he takes a look down at the view. You could feel something funny churn inside of you that sent your heartbeat spiking. You loved the feeling that it had sent you gripping a little tighter on your ikran’s saddle in sheepishness.

When it had been time to go down already, your ikran definitely had its own plan as it landed the two of you almost a good amount of walk towards the others.

You had made Aonung go down first, the ghostly touch of his fingertips tracing along your stomach as they left had given you goosebumps, shuddering at the feeling. You were surprised Aonung still stood there, almost as if he was waiting for you to come down yourself.

Hopping down, you had muttered a quick ‘Thank you’ to (i/n) before it flew back to its nest. You then felt a pair of eyes staring at the back of your head. Turning around, it was true as Aonung was looking at you, indiscernible look written all over him.

Breathing in, you almost felt shy all of a sudden at his gaze and you hated the way your voice softened as you talked. “See, it wasn’t that bad.”

Aonung, for the first time since you’ve came here, gave you a genuine pursed smile that you could’ve sworn you were dreaming of seeing, and how could it be— just from that simple smile seemed to suddenly enhance everything about him. In short, he looked damned handsome while smiling.

“For the first time, I agree with something you said.” He spoke. That sentence made you lit up, maybe you had a shot at being friends after all.

“You sure? Bet you had your eyes closed during the whole thing.” You experimentally teased, now walking side-by-side with him back to the village. Aonung glances down at you, tilting his head. “Maybe, but I’m sure you just liked having my arm wrapped around you.” He teased back.

That sent your ears and eyes casting downwards in bashfulness, and the worse part is, Ao’nung had caught it.

He halts in his movements, smirking as he grabbed your wrist to stop you, facing him.

“You do, don’t you?” He asked, you gather the courage to look up at him, rolling your eyes, not once finding a decent comeback in your head this time. A teasing smile now appeared on him.

“I don’t… as if.” You weakly replied, but you did. You did like having his arm wrapped around you. It made you feel secure- confident, even.

He chuckles, tilting his head at you. To be frank, he did love teasing the hell out of you, but it was only because he couldn’t get you off his mind, that by the time you started to retaliate, he even fell harder for you. Now, knowing that he might have an inkling of a chance to finally be close or- even start something with you, he wasn’t going to pass it up.

“Then I guess there’s still time to change things, don’t you think?”

EDIT: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY CONSIDER THIS AS MY VALENTINES GIFT!!!

[prettyboypistol]

I love ur mercs x male reader stuff sm!! Don't know if you still do request but if you do, can I ask for the mercs reacting to being courted/flirted on by a male reader?

TF2 x Male Reader- Reacting to Being Hit On!

Scout

Flustered AF, thinks you're joking/insulting him at first

You call him pretty boy, he fucking dies.

Red faced, he doesn't know what to do with his hands, can't meet your eyes, etc. Etc.

"Hey!"

"Hello there, sexy."

"ASKFHTJFKRK SHUT UP"

Tries to hit on you back, but as soon as you open your mouth he melts

"Whoa whoa, slow down prettyboy! What's the rush?" You hummed as Jeremy dashed past you. Almost immediately, the loud and ear-piercing skid of sneaker sole on tile rang through the hall. His arms locked up where they were.

"You talkin to me?" Scout shouts, a hell of a lot louder than he intended. You make a noise of agreement. He turned around to see you, leaned on a wall with a satisfied smile. A snicker could barely be heard as Sniper passed by made Jeremy squeak as his face flushed red.

"What's wrong Jeremy, are you shy?"

Unfortunately, he ran away faster after that, his face red and his body shaking.

Demoman

He'd be caught MAJORLY off guard

He assumes you're drunk

matches your energy bc it's funny

next morning he teases you about it, but you start doubling down

"So, you remember all those nasty things you said last night?"

"Yeah I do, and I remember a certain someone promising me them."

OH SHIT

OH SHIT OH FUCK

"Hey there handsome, you busy?" You asked as you sit beside Tavish. He laughed in turn, his head rocked back as the mug's content sloshed haphazardly.

"Well, if you're here, absolutely not!" He replied in a heartbeat with a mirrored smile.

You two spent the night drinking and had a friendly, fun time together. The morning after however, Tavish strolled up and quoted a particularly suggestive comment you made, to which you winked.

oh. Oh shit.

"Well, you gonna take me up on my offer or not?"

You could nearly see his heart pop out of his chest as he fumbled over a way to respond.

Soldier

doesn't get it

you have to grab that mf by the face and say "I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE" for him to get the hint

even then he probably thinks its a compliment

RIP, good luck

Medic

He laughs and brushes you off

It's a joke to him- either if you are playing or if you would really hit on him

Medic is one of those people to say "alright, that's enough now" with a smile to you saying "rail me daddy"

He's always brushing you off, unless you're praising him. Then he's hanging off your every word with a prideful smirk and the most puffed chest he's ever had.

Medic will give you extra good care when you're injured, something more tender is there now.

Nobody ever sees that little glint in his eyes as he double checks that you are okay with a glance.

Medic never understood why you made his heart squeeze. Maybe it was a new type of heart burn? A type of non-lethal heart attack? It all eluded him. Then he caught your eye, and the fun really began.

"Helloooo Doctor!" You said, you intentionally dropped your voice as he walked by. He stopped in his tracks before quickly turning on his heel to see you again. Your eyes locked before you clicked your tongue and winked.

"That's quite enough now. I'm a very busy man, you know." Medic responded as he gently smacked your head. You seized the sudden opportunity to grasp his wrist with a sly smile.

"Oh, you must be so stressed then! Won't you let me help with that?"

"I- what? I'm starting to think you're not joking anymore."

Heavy

He deadass can't understand you.

Like, at all.

So, you learn a few Russian pick up lines and try your luck.

"Hey! Heavy! Vy horosho vygladite!"

Heavy thinks you are trying to make conversation but horribly failed.

Well, now you know a bit of Russian and a lot of pickup lines, but not much luck in your actual goal.

You two start hanging out casually and turns out he's not only hot but also surprisingly a cool guy.

You finally get the courage to say the obvious damned words to him, no matter how much your voice clams up at the thought of ruining your friendship.

"Hey Heavy! You were great out there!"

"Thank you!"

"Я тебя люблю!"

Heavy lets his head fall back in laughter. Obviously you were joking, right? Right?! He gently explained the meaning, but that didn't deter you.

"Я тебя люблю!"

Finally, finally! The man showed a kind of reception. His face flushed the slightest bit of pink.

Sniper

He'd probably insult you on reflex

This however, makes you live rent free in his head for days on end.

As soon as he finally evicts you from his mind, you do it again.

He wants to kill you, really, he does.

However, the more he thinks about you and your disgustingly stupid face, the more he turns red and chokes up in his head.

You already know he's not going to face you. Accept it.

Mundy avoids you like the repressed bisexual man he is.

After literally eating himself alive with nerves, he eventually flirts back in a mumble you can barely understand before walking away.

Mundy physically cannot function, let alone able to leave his camper after the stunt you pulled (AKA saying 'hello' in a slightly more sincere way than usual) for at least a week, which caused a lot of trouble for your supervisors and generals. You were avoided, glared at, and were obsessed over by the Aussie for longer than you could fathom.

Still, you persisted. Your subtle lip bites, your prolonged eye contact, you knew what you were doing and loved every second of it.

Finally though, he showed back up and gave you a charming wink and smile. You could have kissed that bitchy little man.

Pyro

homie good luck

you speak fluent pyro as you watch them interact with the world and the other mercs.

They mean well, but just... somewhere else, like a person in wonderland.

You desperately want to join them in their wonderland.

through little gifts and kindness, you try to let the door open, but nothing seems to work. the only thing you haven't done is tell them outright that you love them.

So, fuck it, why not try!

"Pyro, there's something I want to tell you.."

You tell them everything, especially the wonderland allegory.

Pyro just sits there and listens to you go on. You make a tad bit of an ass of yourself as you fidget and fluster yourself with nerves. Eventually though the torture of talking is over, and you wait for their response. They stand up and leave.

You nearly cry before they return with a little teacup.

Spy

Oh he makes you blush like a virgin all over again if he even caught you thinking about hitting on him.

He is a little off guard and amused at your actual attempt.

The response of Spy pinning you against the wall and murmuring the downright dirtiest of things into your ear that leaves you stunned and gay.

Spy suddenly is the recipient of many gifts over the next few weeks. Flowers. Chocolates. Unfettered access to high-powered people when he's on an espionage mission.

Spy returns the favor with looks of flirtatious intent that are meant for you only.

You finally wrack up the courage to give him a gift in-person. It started as a note slid under his door to meet his admirer behind the barracks at 11 PM. Well, he shows up looking too gorgeous to have been incidental.

The blush that overtakes your cheeks refuses to let you look him in the eye as you thrust the bouquet of flowers towards him.

"Mon espion, tu as assassiné mon coeur..." you barely squeak out, cursing yourself for every incorrect inflection on the strange grammar. Spy simply looks you up and down with an amused chuckle.

"Votre français est horrible, petit fleur."

Engineer

You remind him so much of younger him when he was courting a girl back in his schooldays.

Down to the foot fidgeting and sweating profusely as you tried to say the most basic of things, it was downright endearing.

Dell had never considered himself gay, he'd never even thought about another man romantically!

He gently lets you down, but in a way that leaves things horribly ambiguous.

"I'm flattered- really! I just never thought I'd be the one asked to go steady!"

"So- you want me too stop?" You ask.

Dell doesn't answer with anything but a shy smile.

Well, after a few more weeks of old-fashioned flirting and a gentlemanly air, Dell finally gives you an answer.

"Gee, you really are serious, aren't you? I mean, I guess I wouldn't mind- but could we keep it quiet? At least for a while?"

You of course agree.

"Can I hold your hand sometimes?"

Dell's face flares a scarlet.

[found-wings]

omg omg omg you don't know how much I love fics and writings like this of aus with sbi being kinda sus of etoiles to protect phil vs phil being like 'hey guys check out my new friend !!' 'helloooo!!' and hes the sweetest mf everrrrr 😭😭😭 aaaaaa this writing is so cute !!!! and aaaaaa connecting etoiles to the death lore is everything yesyesyes this man apart of the death family whether he likes it or not (he loves it).

also little thing but with phil first commenting on the volume of that place reminds me of how often he comments on qsmp events noise and deafens for some moments to himself Very often- so being annoyed by how loud everything is is very much in character 😭😭 somehow I feel like etoiles is having the same thoughts about the volume in there as they both have the deafening habit or going into corners of event areas for a second to themselves aaaaaa themmm.

andddd AAAAAA absolutely love wilbur and techno talking about etoiles hunter history and techno immediately looking to protect phil as phil is Already starting a chat with etoiles 😭😭😭 the unbothered sillies these two will literally jump into lava and catch fire and etoiles will just take it like a champ vs phil, who does not gaf and his clothes are on fire while he looks in his backpack for fire rez potions (they will stand there for a solid couple seconds before phil finds the splash potion to douse the both of em with)

anywayyyy HOLY SHIT im so interested in this !!!! and the cliffhanger you left it on omgggggg this can go so many ways I love this so much :)))))))) - 💿

RAAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

I have so many thoughts actually on this concept???? It’s unbelievable but I really adore it. The urge to make this a side story I work on besides the Federation Logs is. MAN!!

Phil trusting his sense of being guided by Deaths hand means immediately getting invested and curious by who Etoiles is, entirely unaware yet of even the whole Hunter thing. Phil wants to know who he is, his ambitions and goals, the way he thinks and acts and anything he can get.

Meanwhile Techno, who goes from "I trust Phil with this" to instantly "I trust Phil with this, however I am not risking losing my best friend over this either" because he is protective over his Phil and wants Etoiles preferably in another dimension once finding out about his history as not just a hunter, but a top ranking hunter within a specific area.

Also I have so many thoughts on Phil and Techno needing to talk about it, because obviously Phil wants to see Etoiles fight now and Techno wants Etoiles gone in more than just away from the arena.

You are also so true for commenting on the volume. I imagine Phil with a bit of a sensitive hearing, or just that he‘s easily overwhelmed and startled with loud noises, especially unexpected ones are his biggest enemy because of how much it startles him into his instincts sometimes.

With the arena it‘s a bit more bearable because he expects it, and it’s of course not the first time he‘s either participated or held a tournament like this.

It’s also part of the reason why Etoiles kinda isolates himself from the rest of the people because he doesn’t want to have even more noises he can avoid for a little while before the tournament. Mans should‘ve brought a pair of headphones or something probably AJJAA

ALSO THE LAVA COMMENT WHEEZE

You aren‘t wrong but the image is so funny of these two just. In the lava chilling and probably making typical silly conversation while Phil looks for the fire res potion. They are both so stupid and silly & I absolutely adore them for it, they share one (1) singular braincell sometimes

[kurtmustdie]

i have a lot of unorganized miguel headcanons that float around my brain at times but since i usually think of them at night and forget about them the next morning im just going to continuously update this post probably? anyway here are the ones that i do remember

i will either leave this in my drafts and update it when i want to or ill just edit/reblog with new stuff idk

edit after i stopped typing:

ok its time

fuck you

posts

identity headcanons first, because idk getting those out of the way feel free to get pissed off about these ill just block you 💖

trans man. he/him pronouns. probbably doesnt care if you use gender neutral terms for him because like... why would he, he has a multiverse to stare at

asexual, can't really figure out of i see him as being aromantic as well, i personally just think he's too busy to think about it atm but i dont think hes incapable of it. maybe arospec, like demiro or greyro or smth idk, i just know this mf is asexual.

he is autistic (and probably undiagnosed?) i will die on this hill as if i was a warrior cat defending the sunningrocks i will commit an oakheart fight me on this and i will throw rocks at you and then promptly get crushed by rocks as well (is that warrior cats spoilers um oops sorry)

now to the rest- that i remember- i have not read the comics yet so if some of these are like.. actually canon lmk because that would be really funny

this one might be a hot take but he does not hate miles. he wants to look out for him and definitely either currently regrets or is going to regret what happened in that chase scene. i genuinely doubt he hates any of the spider-gang hes just very, very worried about the multiverse. in his head thats the only way. (i am hoping and pleading that miguel and miles make up somehow, maybe miles doesnt forgive miguel and that totally understandable and would make sense but pLEASE writers i would die if you kept them as being rivals i genuinely would)

he hates Audrey Hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini, AND croquet. he CAN swim, he CAN dance, and he DOES know Karate. he still wont make it though. sorry man.

since hes from the future i dont think he'd be terribly confused by current slang/terms, hed more look at it like we see terms from like... the 80-90s or anything before that as "oh wow people used to say that? huh. interesting."

im going back on a headcanon ive had since i saw the movie im SoRRYYY but he cant curse. from what ive seen from the comics he uses replacements like "shock" and "bithead", thats it. maybe he says fuck on accident or in spanish (he technically kind of does depending on how you see "Ay Coño" being said but thats beside the point).

probably a blue eyes hater idk he just gives me the vibe of saying "jesus christ your eyes are way too blue, get contacts please im begging you stop looking at me" which is probably why him and gwen have so much beef.

i dont give a shit about what the movie says his fangs are not retractable fuck you. (he still has crooked teeth though i will never forget about those <3 )

autism be damned my guy can work a grill 🔥🔥🔥🔥

a lot of people cant really tell if hes pissed or not by his tone sometimes. is this projection? yeah, next question.

he hardly ever sleeps but when he does its like hes dead (at least when its dead quiet, which again, isnt often so he hardly ever gets a good nights sleep). you'd have to use a fucking blowtorch to the face to wake him up.

i also see him as not only having hypersensitive vision but also having elevated senses period. hearing, smell, touch, etc. probably the main reason he sits in the dark with no other noise.

branching off of that he frequently gets migraines of things get to stressful or too loud or if anything is very off about his schedule.

arachnophobe. ha.

cat person.

cat person as in he likes cats not like hes a catboy.. i shouldnt specify that actually that just makes it worse but i will anyway because tumblr hellsite will be tumblr hellsite

he partially likes lego peter because his daughter really liked lego.

ok but like think about it he'd probably be really good at taking legos apart with those claws. like imagine. it'd be nothing for him.

hasnt spoken to gabriel in years. he cant bring himself to reach out and when gabriel does he just doesnt have the energy to try and respond. he has no idea how to, especially now.

this is very specific but he stims a lot with his claws. like extend and retract over and over absentmindedly (mainly because thats what i'd do if i had claws imagine how fun that would be)

he usually bottles up all the emotions that he has, including anger. kind of explains why he lost it in the chase scene in my head because he reached a boiling point. he hates talking to people about his problems.

empanadas are his safe food, also theyre just easy to eat when your mouth is a little funky (i would know i have some fucked up braces theyre great for that 10/10), its mostly just easier on his fangs.

definitely horrible at the whole self are thing. he just forgets, all the time. would forget to breathe if it wasnt involuntary

if you say anything he doesnt particularly like (eg "hey bro are you okay do you wanna talk") he'll just stare at you with his rat eyes like 👁️👁️ until you stopped idk what im saying.

he is a bit touch starved, depending on his mood he'll let people touch him in a friendly (emphasis on friendly. friendly friendly friendly dont take it any other way :/) way.

OH I almost forgot about this one: he hisses. some spiders hiss. so does he. vampire furry energy

he also gets pissed when people call him a vampire so uh... im counting my days oops.

will go out and sit in the rain. (wait would it still rain in the future? is the climate still fucked in his timeline or nah)

like "ah, its water time" and goes out to sit like this:

Man if only there was a rain filter

that is all i have for now maybe if something else comes up ill reblog with new stuff >:)

[rose-milkteaa]

Let's go with all of the questions. No skipping, Ashlee~

-🎀✨️

BRO WHOEVER SENT THIS WANTS ME DEAD ISTFG-

1. What’s your favorite tickle tool?

Feathers. They’re soft as hell and will get me giggling up a storm if used 😭 I can barely handle soft tickles- too much for me that I’ll melt into a puddle.

2. Favorite Ler? (Tag them if you dare~)

Not again 😭

@flufflover7 (speckled, she’ll probably make a fuss about being a fav in my DMs again-)

@sakounari343 😭

@yourlocalzayzay … not a word 😇

@xxxmonterodapunk soft Ler, mf can be evil istg

@gaynior my love 🥰 but I hate how evil you are istg

I’m probably gonna get my ass CLOWNED after this.

3. Favorite Lee? (Tag them to call them out~)

Ahem..

@yourlocalzayzay

@sakounari343

@randomratty idk why tf I’m tagging her ass. I don’t even know her damn spots and shit- besides she may kill my ass😭

4. Opinion on blindfolds/restraints? Why or why not?

I mean, restraining? I’m alright with it honestly, as long as it isn’t too much. Besides- I’m a fighter when tickled 🥲 so I may accidentally cause the ler harm-

5. A spot that gets you squealing?

… *cries* ima die

Anyways.. my stomach is the worst one.. gets me squealing almost immediately. My ribs and hips are a second and third. And my neck is the fourth, I’m not that ticklish there, but still gets me squealing and giggling up a storm if targeted.

6. How long do you estimate you could last before calling mercy?

Depends on where the ler is tickling me. If it’s my hips, it’s at least 5 minutes. Same thing goes with my stomach-

Bad asf spots I tell you, it’ll have me begging for mercy

7. Ever have tickle fantasies?

Don’t we all?😭

8. Why did you make your tickle blog?

I honestly don’t know.. If I remember correctly.. I was maybe.. 9 when I got interest in this community? I made this blog when I was 11-12 years old, mostly to share experiences and see others experiences.

9. Does anyone irl know of your interests?

Hell to the no. I’ve been thinking about telling my best friend but hell nah😭 ain’t doing that.

10. Can you say the t-word?

I can’t say it out loud😭 it’s hard and flusters tf outta me. I can only say it in text or when in Ler mood.

11. Verbal teases, yes or no and why?

..yes- though I’m embarrassed as hell about it and will start complaining about how it’s getting to me.

12. Upper body tickles or lower body tickles?

I’d have to say… upper body? Most of my spots are lower body and they’re sensitive as fuck.. I won’t last for a minute.

13. Neck or ear tickles?

*slams hands onto table*

Neck tickles. Hands down. Just scratching gently at my neck will make me melt into a puddle of giggles istg.

14. Pinned on your back, or your stomach?

If I’m pinned on my stomach I won’t be able to see where the Ler is going (but that’s the fun in it correct? Sitting in anticipation?).

I’d have to say on my back, I’ll see where the ler is going and have time to act, even though it seems like I want it.

15. What do you love about the lees you know?

@yourlocalzayzay she’s all snorty, like a cute little piglet. And, she gives off the best reactions, making me want to continue to tickle her.

@sakounari343 Sako is a damn puppy when tickled istg. How can you not love him-

16. What do you love about the lers you know?

All of these lers know how to get me back into the mood.. istg- whenever I’m sad or upset these mfs just be like:

*pops into DMs*

I love these idiots to death <3

17. Feathers or Paint Brushes?

…both..

18. How long have you known about your interests in the community?

6 years-

19. What’s your favorite way to be tickled? (As in provoked, teased into asking, etc.)

I provoke people 😭 mostly by tickling them first with pokes or just pissing them off into tickling me-

20. Are you/Do you like Polite Lees or Bratty Lees? (Asking for tickles vs Pissing someone off for tickles)

Im a Bratty and shy lee. Hands down. Im so fucking shy like I can’t ask for anything.

Still shy lees.. they’re so cute I just can’t

[ladylannisterxo]

💖 top 5 billy relationships :) if he was allowed to exist outside of his two plotlines of asshole older brother and possessed killer :)

lol okay so this is purely what i would have liked to have seen had the duffers not been cowards and actually allowed our boy to live and grow as a person...

01. max mayfield

their relationship was far from perfect but it's clear that between S2 and S3, some improvement was made. they definitely weren't as hostile toward each other and max was the only one actively trying to help billy when he became the host for the MF. max would definitely have to be the first domino to fall here, the first person to say "hey, this is my brother and he's trying" for the others to consider engaging with him. besides, i also think these two would have had a kickass big brother / little sister vibe and i know within my soul that billy knows max can handle herself but he would absolutely step in and fuck someone's day up if pressed lol

02. el hopper

while max may have been the only one actively trying to save billy in S3, el was the one who was able to bring him back to himself by, and let me say this as loud as possible, THE SIMPLE ACT OF BEING KIND!! it's truly amazing what kind words and a gentle touch can do, ya know? but i digress (for now). i think they would have had an interesting relationship, granted they would not understand each other, not at all but it's one of those things where if max liked him and allowed him to be around then el would be fine with it. not to mention, billy would never forget the girl who helped save him. he would also think her powers are fucking W I L D annnnnd he would definitely be intimidated by her - i mean, girl can do shit with her mind, it would take him some time to get fully used to that.

03. joyce byers

i fully believe that had joyce not been in illinois for the majority of the events of S3, billy would probably still be alive. and i say this because she is a mother and she would see a boy who has been beaten down and abused his entire life and who is now fully at the mercy of an entity that he does not understand. i'm not saying that joyce wouldn't reprimand him in that motherly way for the bullshit he's done but i think, outside of everyone else, she would be able to understand why he acts the way he does. i think it could have ended up being one of those "my door is always open, i'm just a phone call away" type situations and billy would, for sure, be weirded out by it in the beginning but i think, over time, he would come to appreciate this woman, this mother, actively taking an interest in his life and his future.

04. jim hopper

billy does need a kick in the ass, and not in the abusive way that neil handles everything; i'm talking about someone who is gonna look him in the eye and say "you continue down this path of aggression and bad behavior and you're gonna end up more alone than you are now" and i think jim would be the perfect person for that. like with joyce, jim would see the signs and understand that billy isn't an asshole just to be an asshole, that there's more to it. also, with jim being a FUCKING COP (and totally ignoring the whole russia arc), he would probably be able to legally handle neil the way that neil should have been handled years prior. granted, billy is an adult at this point, but abuse like that, nah, jim wouldn't turn a blind eye to it. i don't believe that.

05. honestly... the overall party in general

i'm not saying he needs to be besties with any of them, mainly because him being besties with anyone seems so far fetched but i cannot begin to tell you how badly i wanted billy back for S4. like when steve, nancy, robin, and eddie were in the UD?? OH MY GOOOOOOOD, i kept thinking how cool it would have been for billy to have been a part of that. it would be a domino effect, as i stated in the beginning. it would take one person and then two and then three for everyone to kind of come around to the fact that he's a part of this now. and yeah, he'd probably still be a dick every once in awhile (you don't just drop those habits overnight) but i truly believe billy is incredibly intelligent and who else would fight a UD monster with his bare hands?? no one, that's who. billy would 100% use his fists against those monsters and everyone else would be like, "my guy, do you need a weapon? please, take a weapon!"

[taegularities]

FREAKING HELL OH MY GOD OMG 😭😭😭 SOMEONE JUST TELL ME THIS IS NOT A DREAM JUNGKOOK VIBING TO NAATU MY INDIAN FANTASIES ARE COMING TO LIFE HELP ! I JUST LEAVE TUMBLER FOR LIKE 2 HRS OR SOMETHING AND THIS FUCKING MF ALREADY READY DROPPING THIS BOMB LIKE NOTHING HOW WILL I SURVIVE MY EXAM TOMORROW 🥲💀 SOMEONE TELL HIM THAT I HAVE A FREAKING LIFE TO LIVE .HE BE HAVING NO MERCY ON US MISSY ..WHY DID NOONE TELL ME HUH I AM HAVING A SEIZURE RIGHT NOW ..OH NO !!! IT IS GONNA BE ENGRAVED IN THE DEEPEST LAYERS OF MY MIND FOREVER 🥹🤧 I CANT EVEN PROCESS ..I WANT TO SCREAM SO LOUD BUT MY GRAN GRAN IS SLEEPING BESIDE ME AND SHE US GONNA WHOOP MY ASS WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW !😵‍💫🤡

L M F A O THIS ENERGY THOUGH, I DIG IT 💀 no, i'm still having a hard time believing, too, that this was, in fact, not a dream. what, jk vibing to a desi song? if you'd told me just that a few days ago, i would've laughed 😭 he did it for us !!!

but alsoooo – study for your exam or i'll link pied piper again !! good luck, babe... the candle lighting, sleeping devil from sk and i are keeping our fingers crossed for you mwahhh <333

[zabberzim]

Nuh uh, I know babygirlification is subjective but Dot is my babygirl and I will define him as such

LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOYFAIL??!

He’s got the silliest patootiest lil face

(No spoilers, just rambling )

Like he wants to be the centre of attention

He wants girls to like him but they never will

He is destined for failure in the sense that he can never achieve his goals

He might become an incel cult leader in a future timeline it’s crazy

He’s got that ego when he thinks he’s the main character, but we all know this is just a cover for his insecurity. He’s loud and obnoxious because if he doesn’t do that who is he? But he’s also a decent and good friends and he’s lovely. There’s more to be said about him in the manga imo but he has the same birthday as me so checkmate.

I’m on mobile and I can only upload 10 pics max but I love him and I will defend him to death

everyone could be serious and he’d just be like 🥹

Not to mention like everyone else he has his moments of badassery and like everyone in Mashle he’s willing to risk himself to save others (for anime : see him being bandaged after the Magia lupus fight )

He anime did not do him justice because they forgot some of his 😀 faces but I am willing to forgive A-1 for that because they added little scenes to flesh out our cast’s personality and silly. ( see his little low to Orter before he leaves, mf does not know what’s in store for him)( they left my boy on the fucking floor during the tea party)

Besides my LanDot propaganda, can we talk about his friendship with Finn ?? Yeah, everyone is friends but Dot and Finn. Mash is Finn’s best friend no doubt but Dot might be his second best friend.

I have no more pic space for this so I’ll just describe it

In the promotional material for season 1 Dot is piggybacking on Finn 😭 like wtf that’s so cute

The manga doesn’t show this and this was added in the anime but Dot helping Finn in the key trial

More things that I think are very babygirl about him is that he breaks out from his character archetype by doing silly shit and being a genuinely good friend

Mf just plays the violin and has a knack for herb tea!! He’s also the best at saving money (I doubt it ) among everyone else ???

Look how much cuter he is I want to bite him

All in all he has all the signs of babygirl syndrome

Yes I am biased, what else is new

This has just become me explaining why I like Dot

Mashle has consumed my blood and bones.

[television-pil0t]

1 thing I will about always do is match someone’s energy. If I text you happy as shit all caps “HEYYYY!!!! OMG HI” and you reply with “hey” imma go “what’s up.”

I’d im talking to you clearly happy as fuck and you stand there like 😐 nigga first of all I don’t fucking like you and then imma make MYSELF match your fucking boring ass energy.

“OMG YEAH HI SO I DID THIS AND THIS AND IT WAS A GREAT DAY!!!”

Not even a smile. Not a reply. Nothing. Just “cool. Lucky duck” nigga I hope tomorrow you choke cuz no way you just ruined a nigga night like that. Rest of the night just depressing as fuck

“My day was alright ig-“ no conversation. 3 word responses. Then you wonder why I do the shit I do. Why the fuck do you ruin the energy in the room so bad bro?! Like hello?! Shit. It’s my fucking birthday be happy for me for a second that I DECIDED to do shit besides be stuck in my house doing BS like I would usually do. Like damn.

“HOW ARE YOU^^”

“Fine.”

“…”

“…”

“Ok…? So what did you do while I was out :).”

“… nothing.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

Ight bro good night die in your sleep please thanks???? Nothin. Not I like your hair. You look cool. Wow that’s awsome blah blah NORMAL CONVERSATION NIGGA LEARN IT. Holy shit. Mf ruined my night fr. Got me really questing shit. The fuck am I here for at this point if your gonna suck the emotion outta me.

Me personally I hate when he talks about other people so I will literally try to leave as much information about what I did with my friends out as possible. Instead of saying we I’ll just say I. Unless it’s SUPER necessary and shit

“I got my hair dyed and shit. Car ride was fun! I was gonna get it pink but decided to keep it brown and gave myself the little ring stripes cuz I think it’s super cool! Erm. My piercer was super cool and funny! My friends said I moaned when I got it and I’ll send you the video when they send it!! Umm- might go back to her house to get my hair pinked but idk-“

I could have said maya dyed my hair and we listened to the music swerving in the car and screaming and shit! We went to the gas station and got some snacks together! We left and went to one shop to get the piercings but they said they weren’t doing it today so we got back in the car and maya and gabby were screaming outside the store! We went in Walgreens and got the bleach and everyone was super loud and it was extremely embarrassing but super funny!- MF I could have said so much more shit but it pisses me off on such a deep level when you mention shit like that so I leave it out on purpose. God knows what your god damn problem is but holy shit fix it now.

[ci3n]

WHEN YOU FALL OFF THE BED

characters: lucifer, mammon, leviathan and belphegor

warnings: use of the terms ‘baby’ ‘babe’. not proofread.

requested by: anon | obey me masterlist

a/n: i did this in like ten mins but hope y'all enjoy!

LUCIFER

Lucifer’s a pretty light sleeper even the faintest noise wakes him up

He’s always kinda on alert because of his brothers

So when he hears a loud thud followed by a groan, he’s up and by your side right away

“what’re you doing on the floor?”

you scowl “what does it look like i’m doing”

“no need to give me an attitude, you’re the one who fell”

“if you know then why’re you asking”

“you’ve been hanging out with belphie too much, love” he mumbles, helping you back on the bed

he brings you an ice pack and checks if there are any serious injuries

“there seems to be no major injuries, you should go back to sleep now”

will hold you extra close from now on so you don’t fall again

MAMMON

mammon isn’t a light sleeper neither is he the heaviest sleeper

but he’ll always wake up if he doesn’t feel you beside him

so when he realises the space beside him is empty he’s up immediately

“MC WHERE ARE YA?!”

“i’m here mammon, stop screaming”

“WHERE?!”

“on the floor”

he jumps out of the bed without turning the lights on

“OWW MAMMON!”

“SHIT SHIT I’M SORRY BABY”

now both of you are on the floor groaning

He helps you back up and repeatedly apologises for falling on you

“it’s okay mammon”

he will hold you tighter for the rest of the night to make sure you don’t fall again

LEVIATHAN

He doesn’t sleep a lot

So he’s most likely up playing games when you fall

He doesn’t even realise until you scream at him

“LEVI”

“W-what? What happened? Are you okay?”

“no ‘m not, i just fell off your bathtub” you frown

“how did… you manage to do that?”

“are you hurt?” he asks, crawling to your side

“not really, but i hit my forehead a little”

“I’ll go get you an ice pack”

“instead of getting an ice pack, why don’t you kiss it better?” you grin, pulling him closer

levi’s cheeks heat up “i- uh- i- sure” he stutters, placing a gentle kiss on your forehead

“let’s go to bed now, it’s late” he mumbles, looking away to hide his flushed cheeks.

BELPHEGOR

It’s not easy to wake belphie up

but he always somehow wakes up when he doesn’t feel you in his arms

He’s mad at you for leaving his arms and ruining his sleep until he turns the light on and rolls over to see you groaning with your hands on your head

this mf straight up cackles when he realises you fell off the bed

“havin’ fun on the floor, babe?”

“shut up belphie”

“here, let me help you up” he stretches an arm towards you

“so what were you doing on the floor” he asks, still laughing

“'m gonna leave if you don't stop laughing”

“okay okay, sorry i won’t laugh again”

“i hate you” you pout, laying down wrapping yourself up with the blankets

“no you don’t” he gets in the blankets with you, pulling you closer to him

“I’ll hold you tighter this time so your dumbass doesn’t fall again”

reblogs appreciated !!

[iwaizumis-bitch]

boss!osamu headcanons

pairing; boss!osamu x female!worker reader

content warnings; this is japan mf so right hand driving, osamu is a bit of a reckless driver (oops), brief workplace harrassment, osamu is in his late 20’s, reader in her early 20’s, no smut but this is a nsfw blog so MDNI, osamu uses kansai dialect bc i said so (and he’s from hyōgo), it keeps changing pov whoops, i hope this is good!!!!!!!!

word count; 1,390

authors notes; oops this has been in my drafts for a while, MIGHT make a part two if enough people like this. reblogs are very appreciated <3

boss!osamu who looks to be in his late twenties, always greets you with a warm, tight lipped smile when you enter the kitchen through the back door on a weekday morning.

boss!osamu who wears solely fitted black tee’s, showing off his broad chest and muscular arms as he wraps the onigiris, his tongue poking out between his lips in concentration.

boss!osamu who rests his hands on his lower back as he leans back, stretching his back as a strangled groan leaves his lips at the relief which floods through his veins.

boss!osamu who wears black sweaters in the winter, but rolls his sleeves up to his elbows ten minutes into folding the nori over the rice triangles, exposing his defined forearms to all wandering eyes.

boss!osamu who has two silver cuffs around his upper helix, making sure they never get caught when he pulls his cap on his head. they glimmer in the light during autumn afternoons when the restaurant isn’t as busy and he’s able to sit at the register.

boss!osamu who tells you to just call him osamu one late shift a few months after you started working, as if you’d ever have to nerve to call him by his first name.

boss!osamu who watches you on with a fond grin on his face, admiring how you flitted around the kitchen to prepare the customer’s order which you’d just taken.

boss!osamu who saunters out front when he hears a loud voice complaining to speak to the owner, only to find you with an embarrassed look on your face and tears welling up in your eyes as you tried to explain why the coupon wasn’t valid to the angry man.

boss!osamu who calmly steps beside you, placing a reassuring hand on your waist as he tells you to ‘step back into the staffroom, i’ll deal with this’, in a low murmur, watching as you scurry off.

boss!osamu who comes and joins you a few minutes later, apologising that you had to deal with that, offering you a pack of tissues from his apron pocket to wipe away your tears and sniffles.

boss!osamu who tries to comfort you, failing awkwardly as he comes to the realization of how fucking pretty you look with rosy red cheeks and tears spilling from your lash line.

boss!osamu who tells you he'll give you a ride home, immediately shutting you down when you mention that you could just walk the 20 minute trek, telling you, ''my ma' taught me better than to let a pretty lady walk alone at night''.

boss!osamu who leaves one of his trusted senior chefs with the task of shutting down the kitchen, ushering you out back to the employee's parking lot, letting you step out first as his eyes flicker down to your ass, adorned by tight black denim jeans.

boss!osamu who pulls his car keys out of his pocket, unlocking the rolls-royce cullinan black badge in the corner of the carpark.

boss!osamu who opens the passenger door for you like it’s not a car worth at least 800,000 dollars, allowing you to sit on the cushiony leather seat with your small backpack on your lap.

boss!osamu who steps into the drivers side on the right, pulling his cap off of his head and throwing it somewhere at the back. he throws you a comforting grin as he starts the car up, pulling his seatbelt on and asking you ‘where‘ya located?’, in his thick country accent.

boss!osamu who doesn’t notice that you’re too flustered to answer, rather staring at his side profile as he reaches his arm behind your seat to get a view behind him. he reverses out of the parking spot, using the palm of his right hand to spin the wheel around, neck craning at an obscene angle as the car straightens up.

boss!osamu who chuckles at your hurried ‘huh?’, as you snap back into attention, thighs now squeezed together. he repeats himself, this time making eye contact with you.

‘um, it’s the apartment complex just behind the old skatepark, if you know where that is’, you say, turning to face forward as soon as the words leave your mouth.

osamu only nods in response, pulling his car out of the small car park and into the direction of your apartment.

you fiddle with your nails as a soft song you recognise as softcore by the neighbourhood plays in the background.

'i'm sorry 'bout the dickhead back there', osamu utters apologetically, his thick kansai accent slipping out.

'it's alright', you mutter, eyes flitting up to meet his for a second in the dashboard as you swallow nervously.

you can tell osamu wants to jab further, but he only bites his tongue and breathes out sharply.

your head feels dizzy as you continue to subtly check him out. the scent of his rich cologne is so strong against your tastebuds, and you can see the prominent vein on his jugular where he'd undoubtedly spritzed the opulent spray earlier in the day.

you couldn't wait to get home and gossip to your roommate about how unbelievably hot he was. at the thought of her, you quickly remembered how she must have been waiting for you outside of onigiri miya.

'shit', you muttered under your breath, quickly grabbing your phone from the front of the messenger bag and opening your text messages with her.

osamu raised a brow at your foul language, letting it slide when he sees the panicked look on your face.

'you alright?', he asks, eyes gazing to his left for a few moments to watch you desperately tap at your phone.

'yeah', you mumble out, furiously typing a frantic apology message to your friend. ‘just forget to tell my ride she doesn’t have to pick me up’.

osamu let’s out a short ‘ah’ in acknowledgement, but he can’t seem to tear his eyes away from you.

he’s never seen you your hair down, you obviously have to have it up for sanitary reasons in the kitchen but god, how he wanted to reach over and tuck it behind your ear just to see your flustered reaction.

the song on the radio switches to clocks by coldplay as he rounds the corner to your apartment building, tapping his fingers against the wheel to the catchy melody.

a small wave of disappointment washes over him as your apartment block comes into view, realising his alone time with you is almost. the metaphorical hourglass in his mind is almost full of sand at the bottom, and he wants to do something about it.

‘thank you for the ride home, boss’, you thank him, unclipping your seatbelt. ‘i really appreciate it’, you smile, at him briefly, grabbing your bag and slinging it over your shoulder.

‘could i get ya number?’

the words leave osamu’s mouth before he can fathom what he’s actually asking you for.

you pause your movements, heart bouncing around your chest as you turn to face him.

‘just in case, yanno? can’t have my best employee in any trouble’, he musters up as an excuse, face feeling hot. for gods sake, he was 28 and felt like he was 16 asking a girl out for the first time again.

‘yeah, sure’, you say, voice shaky as he hands you his phone. you quickly type in your phone number, leaving the contact name up to him.

he smiles gratefully as you hand it back, saving the number and tucking it back into his pocket.

‘so i’ll see ya tomorrow?’, he confirms, turning the dial on the radio down.

you open the car door, swinging your legs out of the vehicle as your turn back. ‘definitely. thanks again for the ride, boss’, you duck your head bashfully, stepping out of the car and giving him a small wave.

he waves back, driving off slowly as you step into the small foyer of your apartment entrance.

he doesn’t drive far, only pulling over down the side of the street, pulling his phone back out. the digits of your phone number burn through his corneas as he types out a quick message, adam’s apple bobbing.

‘you can call me osamu. boss is too formal. goodnight x’.

if only he could hear the small squeal of excitement you’d let out, standing in the elevator of the apartment block down the street.

[solluve]

luxiem school drabbles!!

I was vv busy due to exams and test huhuu, I still have a upcoming final exam

noctyx ver coming out soon !!!

modern school au but you lowkey have a rivalry in most of them!!!I HATE SCHOOL

warning; kissing/ mentions (belehg) long passage be warned, lowkey bad ass writing lmfao IM EMBARSSED

not proofread (yet) ────────────────────────

vox

You were terribly annoyed, you had every right to be! Once again, the embodiment of the devil had beaten you again for test scores, and he was shoving it right in your face.

"Really? A 85% y/n? Cmon, I seriously thought you could do better." His voice boomed in the hallways, you didn't even know why he had decided to follow you outside the classroom. Whatever goes on in the classroom, is suppose to stay. You had just hoped that the sea of people who block his view of you.

How did he even manage to get a higher grade than you? From what you knew, he'd simply just lean on his chair during class and break the dress code with those hideous flip flops. He wasn't even a teachers favorite! In fact, all teachers hated him, but all students had loved him. He wasn't super athletic, but he was decent at almost any sport the school threw at him. He just probably did it all for the girls and boys to fawn over. Who knows, maybe even a student had given him am extra study lesson in exhange for quality time or sports advice.

His tall stature gave him the advantage in the hallways however, despite your constant twist and turns around students and diffrent hallways, his pursuit continued until you reached your locker.

A loud slam erupted from the impact of hand to metal, and your head had shot to your side. One hand on the locker supported his figure, and he stared at you menacingly with a smirk ingraved into his features. Oh how you'd pay to rip it right off.

"Are you done following me, stalker? You won, whatever." You sighed and started to fumble with the combination code to your locker. You didn't understand why you were even nervous, you had no fear for this man at all, you just wanted him gone.

"Stalker? how hurtful y/n! But Besides, I'm not done celebrating. Don't you think I deserve something for my first ever win?" He boasted, you could still see the crumbled up paper that represented his test score smashed agasint the locker.

"I have nothing to give besides my congratulations. Now shoo." You peered stadight into his crimson hues, he was clearly amused by your defensive behavior.

"Well, I guess I should just claim my victory reward then. Every treasure needs hard work anyways" he sighed, and quickly cupped your face with his hands, smashing his lips onto yours.

Your eyes had sprawled in shock, not once during it did your body relax, but you didn't complain either.

He pulled away playfully, a crescent smile was painted onto him, it looked so much better than that menacing smirk.

"I dont remember that being a part of the war?!"

"You don't even remeber the test answers. 85%."

like he smashed ur lips onto yours, you smashed your leg up his

okok I'll stfu

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shu (love this mf too)

How could you even compete with this man?! If vox was the devil, he was the angel. He was top of your computer science class, and it didn't even look like he paid attention either. Did he join this class just to show off? Or is this some type of help-failing-students-in-computer-sceince program he was in. Your dear freind had failed that class until they got tutor by the magical man, and all of a sudden they improved gradually! We're all your lectures never enough for them?! You were already a decent student in the class, you turned about an assignment or two late every month, but that was just it! So why did he have to show up and "out do" you in anything with such a nice persona?! There was something up, you just knew it. There had to be something sinister and evil about this oh so perfect shu yamino. And it was your death wish to find out!

And the only way somebody would start such a difficult mission is to be with the man himself.

"Aha, Shu Yamino, may I please discuss something with you?" You had asked right when the bell had rung, Computer science was your last peroid, so you didn't think you'd be bothering him as much. He had given you a nod to continue as he began to shut off his computer and collect his stuff, you had gone completely silent until he fully turned towards you with a questioning look.

Honeslty up front he was better looking than you had thought. You never came to realize his highlights in his hair, or the way his middle part resembled a banana more than you had made it seem to be in your head, longer yet slightly thinning hair as it went down adorned his neck and landed at around his collarbone. A v shaped smile and bright purple orbs had just combined everything together. You need to get YOUR act together too.

With a quick throat clearing and straighting of posture, you had finally spoke to your secretly worse enemy;

"I'm. Having...Trouble..?" Was all you can manage to put out. You could've slapped yourself in that moment, now he probably thinks your having trouble trying to form a simple sentence as well. But in response, a breathy chuckle emitted out of his vocal chords

"Trouble? Sure, on what specific topic?" Aha! He bought it so easily! You didn't ever think the nerd would be so easy to manipulate— no like seriously. It's concerning how easy that was.

"I'm having trouble on Algorithm." You blurted, honestly that was one of the most simplest stuff ever, it was honestly a requirement to know that before you took the class. You just sorta blurted it out. He had bought everything you had said so far, but he'd probably now doubt you. He knew you were smart, and knew that you avoided him like the plague. This was too obvious, it's better to abort the mission by no—

"Sure, when are you free? I can do today if that's sounds well."

oh.

"Aha! Great, I can do it.. at the Cafe nearby Lake ave..does that sound well?" Shit. It took all of your willpower to compose yourself. That was terribly unexpected, so much so that you honestly regretted everything. All you had to do now was wait until your doom.

You even forgot what this was all for.

You waited at the exact spot your proposed the idea too. A nervous wreck. You had to remind yourself half way what you were here for.

'Find the bad side of shu yamino'. All you had to do was act terribly stupid! Surely he would snap at you, and you'd finally find out the truth.

But here you were, shu yamino ever so patient. You had done everything! You asked stupid questions, you have fumbled with your paper. You even had thought about going to far lengths like spilling the mysterious drink he bought. You wonder what it even was, it smelled awful. For some reason however, the man never stopped smiling and holding his calm persona. It was a facade, you knew it! All it would take it a final push to break it down, despite everything you knew your were close.

With one more stupid question of repetition, he sighed and put down his pencil. Fianlly, you had succeed—

"Give it up. I know you."

huh? "Did you really think I'd fall for this? I know that your a good student, I just played along with everything. Right when you came up to me I automatically knee what you were up to! But, I enjoyed this date of ours very much."

Wait, date?

You were bummed and embarssed he had caught you, but maybe it was for good. Maybe your mission was just to get closer to shu.

and maybe you could mark it as successful.

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mysta

How annyoing,, it was terribly difficult to work with that man! You prided yourself in making sure nobody had broken hallway rules, you were never annyoing when correcting and reminding people, but you were when it came to him.

Mysta Rias was not only one the schools pranksters, but the "make-yn-have-the-worst-day-everinator!" He'd constantly run in the hallways, sometimes even using school property to swing himself around like a parkour course! Like your math teacher isn't going to give you extra points becuase you jumped off the water fountain at a 90° angle. Maybe you can use your poor math skills to find out the damage cost of that same fountain.

And there he went again in the middle of transition blocks, shouts of students in discomfort as he pushed past them in a mocking manner. This time for sure you would catch him, you just...also need to push past the sea of people. In a action of haste you also discarded the murmurs and other children's grunts as you rushed past everyone, and you held a firm grip upon the brunette.

Finally, You had caught the mf! Now at it was left was to drag him to the principles office and stop his stupid antics. However, a kid with green eyes stared back at you with fear.

Wrong fucking kid.

The sea of people had cast out into there classes, you held onto the kid in total shock. This was so embarrassing!! YOU GRABBED THE WRONG KID. YOU HAD ONE JOB OML

You heard a menacing irrating laughter behind you, and you new who it fucking belonged to.

"LMFAOO, you deadass thought I was that mf?! Who do you think I am?!" A fucking idiot tbh..

In a mfing FLASH you had grabbed mysta instead, dragging his ass into the direction of the princapls office. He had chuckled on the way there..until he had relized where your actually taking him.

The cocky,, arrogant persona quickly changed into one of desperation.

"Wait, you can't take me there! That will be like my what, 15th visit?! Hey cmon, I thought we were freinds, in fact, more than that!! You can't just betray me like this!!" He had scrambled out of your grip and stood right back up, quickly grabbing your shoulders and putting you in place.

"How 'bout this, if you don't take me there, I'll reward you with..a kiss!"

you gon be a enemy of the state if he keeps this up

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luca

Where do I start with the Jock of the school. Definition of, "Bronze but no Brains." Infact, you were probably his brains. You tutored him a lot, much to the jealousy of practically everyone in the school. It was a pain to tutor him, it was like training a dog on how to play card games. He constantly tried to change the subject, and he constantly had tried to get YOU to work out with him. You were never interested in physical activity, you much had rather secured your diploma using academic skills. You honestly thought it was all pointless, you had to be terribly good at the sport to get a diploma, it was honestly heart wrenching to see kids go through it.

But not Luca, Luca had such a postive attuide, it was like he wasn't educated on how the world and school had worked. He believe everyone could get anything. Which is a good way to think about stuff, but it's not good to apply it to everything you do.

Luca had always told you the same exact thing however. "Try the sport! I'm sure you'll be amazing at it!" And you had always told him the exact thing, "No thank you."

You had repeated the same thing every time until it was his Birthday. The 10 of April, right when the temp began to rise into spring bliss.

"Its fmy birthday wish! That's all I want from you. No presents, gift, cake, nothing!" He shouted from across the study room, in which you angrily placed your finger to your lip in a an act to shut him up, but he still persisted.

You need to also teach him that presents and gift are  basically the same thing.

"Just try one sport, I'll be your coach! We can do it after school when nobody else is here so you won't feel embarrassed to fianlly move your noodle arms around!"

What a backhanded mf.

You had a headache from his nonsense, to the point you mindlessly told him 'fine' just so you could have a moment to yourself to recover. You had completely forgotten about it, until he dragged you onto the field.

You were already out of breath from running there, now you had to actually play the sport?! You didn't even get a pick! He immediately chose football. He chucked a football towards you, in which you immediately ducked for cover.

You both knew this was going to be a terribly long day.

Minutes turned into minutes, hours into hours, you had completely lost track of everything. You laid on the field in exhaustion, as he joined you a couple minutes later— for some reason. You don't remeber inviting him.

"So! That was fun, yeah?" You had groaned in response, but you wouldn't lie to him, it was terribly fun for once.

"Whatever, my body is going to feel terribly sore tomorrow."

"I could kiss it to make it feel better!"

punch him he has cooties

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Ike

He was honestly perfect, and honestly the most sane out of everyone. He was at the top of his class, and had his fair share of sports and extra circular activities. He put teachers to shame with his own knowledge. And that'd exactly where it had lead you to.

Somehow you had managed to get into a AP English class. You never knew why, maybe it was becuase they ran out of people and decided to throw in students who they thought they could do well, or maybe they actually thought you were smart! Option 1 sounds more realistic though.

Your class was assigned another essay to write, and honestly you were ar the verge of a breaking point. ANOTHER essay? You could've sworn you just finished one about an historical white man. But hey, who's keeping track? Your not even keeping track of the your cup of coffee that tipped off your desk.

A huge splash echoed through the class, and a damped feeling sunk into your uniform. Shit, did that really just happen? Your gaze turned to the cup of coffee that was fully ruined, and wasted among the floor. That was going to a pain to clean up.

But wait—that's not even the point! You don't care about how tedious it will be the clean up, you care about all the eyes on you and your uniform! This was terribly embarrassing, you didn't even know what to think, your mind simply went blank. The bi haired male started back at your from the other side of the classroom, and the teacher muttered something before going to grab the janitor. Your mind was completely blank, you could hear kids snickering amongst themselves. You didn't even feel like crying, you just prayed you were dreaming.

Amongst your frantic thoughts, a hand decorated in diffrent rings reached out to you. You had peered up to see the same Bi- color haired male, the same bi colored orbs gazing right back. He had a concerned smile, and he urged his hand closer, signaling you to take it. It was almost like he teleported from his seat to you.

"Your clothes, let's stop by the office to get another uniform." He muttered, and you gladly took it. You rather had been anywhere besides that classroom.

It was silent on the walk there, you were questioning a lot of things, but especially him. You could've sworn he didn't talk to anyone else, you saw him with a freind group once, but that was it. None of his freinds were in the same AP English class either, so it was werid why he was the one to offer to take you.

Maybe he pitied you that badly.

If only you recognized how he always stared at you in class, and it wasn't just becuase you spilled coffee everywhere that one day.

You were a nervous wreck, and he was for a completely diffrent reason.

──────────────────────── it's 1am I'm so tired I'll correct grammer in the morning 🫂🫂

[kira-fluff]

i will not be able to sleep for the rest of my life if i dont know how yamaguchi and nishinoya react to you walking in on THEM changing 🥸

a/n: *swipes hand across brow*, *cracks knuckles* my time has come. btw this is essentially the karasuno pack // p.s. - i'm hoping you got some sleep lol if you like this prompt: pt. 1 ; walking in on you changing: pt. 1 pt. 2 pt. 3 tw: obvi nsfw, extremely suggestive, cursing

accidentally walking in on them changing - haikyuu!! x reader

yamaguchi tadashi "d-d-don't come in!!"

says this as you are already staring at his very, very naked body. honestly though, who knew tadashi had fucking abs? and little moles and freckles decorate his shoulders and upper torso.. you want to kiss each and every one of them. the longer you stare, the more flushed his face gets as he's waiting for you to, ya know, leave. he doesn't have the heart to tell you to leave, so he instead gets redder as he sees your eyes darken and you subtly (not-so-subtly) drag your lip across the seam of your mouth. yeah, this image is staying in your mind forever. when you're finally out of your trance, you flush and apologize. yamaguchi being yamaguchi immediately holds out his hands, shaking them and saying, "no, it's really no big deal! i mean, i don't mind at all!" ....oh? his eyes widen in realization. lol, he's always such an open book. i mean, it was uncomfortable, but he seemed to gain a lot of confidence as he took in your expression. maybe next time you'll forget to knock again.

nishinoya yu *puts his hands over his eyes*

??? noya you're the one who is stark naked?? this dumb mf i swear lmao was like "oh shit someone's naked" and decided to cover his eyes. even though that someone was HIM. literally won't even realize his mistake until you're laughing your ass off, telling him that you're pretty sure you're not the one without any clothes on. after that he lets out a little shriek and tries to cover himself with his hands, yelling at you to leave all like, "WELL IF YOU KNEW WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE SOONER?!" he's definitely the type to get really loud when he's embarrassed like he's trying to cover it up with bravado. after you apologize to him for not knocking, he'll shrug, saying it wasn't a huge deal. every once in a while, though, he'll wonder if you liked what you saw. (you did, of course, but he didn't need to know that).

hinata shoyo "nnnOOOO yOU sAw mY wEe-wEE"

man will swim - ass cheeks out - in the hot springs or public bath with his bros but if you see his dick it's the end of the world. literally cannot handle it and will just scream until you leave. how is this guy a grown-ass adult??? like he talks like he's five lmao. also his muscles could fucking suffocate you so if you find yourself entranced by them, say something - he craves validation. as weird as he feels now that you've seen a different "part" of him, in a weird way he doesn't find it to be something that really impacts the way he has conversations with you (after he apologizes for not hearing you knock). he figures that it's probably what he gets for not locking the door anyway. besides, your red cheeks were pretty cute.

kageyama tobio "c-close the door..."

call me horny on main but kageyama definitely has a massive cock. like he just does, okay? anyway, so when you walk in and you see he not only is fucking PACKING but he also has ginormous biceps and thighs that could CHOKE YOU -- you swear you might've been drooling. he didn't miss the way you bit your lip like you were contemplating something.. (you were deciding whether you should close the door and just ravish him) it seemed like everything he said to you wasn't actually comprehended by you. he'd call your name but the only sign of life he'd see is the way your eyes would slowly move up and down his body, focusing intently on his happy trail and-- his eyes widened. were you really that dirty-minded? or was this the first time you've seen a guy's--? or..? a thousand questions are going through his mind but all that he can get out is a little, throaty croak. as if it was the key to freeing you from your spell, you swiped at your mouth, mumbling an embarrassed, "sorry", before you slammed the door shut. kageyama is clueless as fuck so he's just gonna tilt his head all confused before shaking his head and finishing getting dressed. he's decided to never bring it up to you. ever.

tsukishima kei "get. out. now."

why so rude, tsukki? match his energy, it's worth it to see his expression morph into one of either pure, unaltered rage or embarrassment. more likely, it'll be both. so if you want to be a bastard (and you kind of have to be to survive dating this mf), you'll just smirk and say, "nah, i'd rather stay here actually." he makes this entertaining choking sound while you close the door and then recline on his bed. he deserves it. if you feel like being an asshole, just take a peek down south and then meet his eyes again. wink, then say, "i've seen better." thE WAY HIS JAW TWITCHES-- let's just say you will definitely not be walking tomorrow. it was worth it to see just how worked up he got. bonus points if you try to run away while laughing maniacally.

sugawara koshi "...did you need something?"

tHE SWEETEST. but also the most chaotic. will literally act like nothing happened. he'll just hold up a finger as if to say "one moment" before finishing putting on his pants and shirt. then, he'll motion you to say whatever you were planning to say as if it was the most normal thing in the world and you merely walked in on him doing his homework rather than changing. once you leave, though, he can't hold back the little smirk and laugh at your expression. he definitely hadn't planned that, but it certainly was a entertaining surprise. you're a wild card, that's for sure.

daichi sawamura "i-it's alright, i know you didn't mean it."

gives you the benefit of the doubt like the man he is. he's such a sweet guy honestly there is not a single bad bone in his body. he's so kind, decides to not talk about it after you apologize profusely and bow about a hundred times. honestly it was kind of cute, but definitely also embarrassing. still, he knows you wouldn't try that kind of thing on purpose, you just forgot to knock. but if you ever did want to try that sort of thing, well... he wouldn't stop you.