#and I would SUPPORT every second of it
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#ignoring the odd vibe of this pic. remco would be CONSTANTLY on the radio if he was an f1 driver#unstoppable levels of whining and sarcasm that would earn him endless rants on tumblr dot com calling him a traitor and a bitch#and I would SUPPORT every second of it#remco
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TK/Carlos + Touch
↳ The Lost Archives pt. 2
#911 lone star#911lsedit#tk/carlos + touch#tarlos#tk strand#carlos reyes#tarlos touch series#i think the cut footage I'm most sad about is the little kiss tk gives carlos' shoulder during the wedding song#it's so fuckin soft but also just feels like such a continuation of the way he was supporting carlos earlier in the episode#that last image tho? imma scream#would love to see every second of footage they got in that honeymoon pool area lol i can only imagine what hijinks they got up to#my gifs#tarlos & touch
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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!
((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))
but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS
(and, well. whatever this classifies as)
#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much#AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN#about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post#this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy#the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH#and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it#and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat#and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post#he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash#like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE#his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them#everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else#black white at its finest yall#and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like#eobard thawne#professor zoom#reverse flash#the reverse flash#bart allen#the flash#dc
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What's crazy is that Barristan has the character development that people pretend Jaime has but because he supports Dany and doesn't spend all of his page time talking/thinking about how evil Targaryens are, it gets ignored
#daenerys targaryen#barristan selmy#how do you get outsold by a side character who doesn't even have a POV in the first few books? 🤨#embarrassing tbh but then that's Jaime in a nutshell so it fits#if he was written the /exact/ same way but supported Stannis?? people would be writing essays on how brilliant his character is#instead he doesn't tell Dany how horrible Rhaegar is every 2 seconds so people have decided that he's just a delusional old man#one of the characters with the most experience regarding rulers and he gets ignored cause people disagree with him sdjsfksdkds#barristan: goes to Dany in disguise so that he can judge her character cause he wants to redeem himself and serve a worthy ruler#+ is the one to tell her about her father's madness fandom: he refuses to acknowledge any of his mistakes or have honest convos with Dany 😔#I just have to laugh cause literally the only reason is that he validates Dany's ruling arc and people can't stand it 😭
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Arthur had every right to hate magic. I won't take back these words.
#no kill for it#but hates.#he had every damn right#like since childhood#Do you know how traumatic it must have been for a child to be a victim of all these attacks?#he lost his mother#his father hated him#his people are dying#because magic#Arthur Pendragon is a better person than me because I would never question whether magic is good after something like that#like everything is uther foult#but Arthur is so fucking traumatized#anyone who says Arthur was cruel by saying bad things about magic to Merlin will get punched in the face.#Merlin also said shitty things about magic. Arthur doesn't know#thats one thing#the second is THAT AFTER YEARS OF SUCH TRAUMA#I WOULD ALSO SAY SHITTY THINGS ABOUT MAGI#LET ARTHUR BE MAD IN MAGIC REVEL#because if it already is#then you're making him a monster#NO. he had the right to be angry. any of us would be furious#let Arthur get support. Let Merlin apologize TOO.#BECAUSE MERLIN FUCKED UP TOO#how I hate this fandom#“Merlin angst” stfu#both sides fucked up.#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur
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How do you think about Frepper? I'm neutral about this ship, but the fans Frepper attitude towards confuses me, Ivy and Freckle have only been dating for a week and know each other superficially, but everyone already thinks that by the end of the comic they will get married, I think differently, I think that in the end they will break up with each other because they are too different personalities, I literally can't imagine that both of them will be happy with each other in marriage, Ivy is assertive and active, on the other hand Freckle is passive and just agrees with Ivy, this is not a guarantee of a healthy relationship where a partner completely dominates the other, plus to all that, I will not forget how their relationship started, Ivy just decided that they were dating, and without asking Freckle's permission, she just KISSED him, again without his permission, Frepper fans think that it's cute, but when I saw it, I thought "what the hell did I just see?", in general, it's strange for me that Frepper fans are okay with such things, of course later Freckle shows attraction to Ivy, showing that he likes her in some way too, but I still won't forget how their relationship started and how Freckle used to try to escape from Ivy when she squeezed his hand tightly and forced him to her …
I'm not against Frepper, but I don't understand his fans who don't see these issues and who treat other points of view on their relationship (like mine) as … um, as nonconformity? Fans from reddit are just obsessed with Frepper, I don't know about other networks but that's how it is on reddit, I think there are people who have my opinion but are afraid to say it because of fans, of course, I met Frepper fans there who normally accept such an opinion, but still there is a feeling that such a opinion cannot be told
Simply put, Ivy and Freckle are a couple that will eventually break up with each other unless there's an event between them in the comic that changes my opinion of this couple, but that's how I feel about Freckle for now. I didn't plan to express my opinion, but it happened that way, I hope you don't mind it
first and foremost, i don’t mind seeing someone express their opinion in my inbox! you and anyone else are free to do so, even if i may disagree. this blog’s entire existence was made for me to share my opinions ( and love! ) for lackadaisy, as well as engaging with other fans, because what else is the point of a fandom blog? and as far as i’m aware, this is unpopular opinion central! most of my thoughts aren’t exactly the ones with the most voice behind them i’ve found, so i welcome all manner of different views. every fan is entitled to their own perspectives and opinions, and should be allowed to share them as they please! but with that disclaimer out of the way, i’m more than willing to discuss frepper in its entirety.
for me, there’s little confusion i carry where it concerns this ship’s popularity amongst the fandom. freckle and ivy, if we are to strip them down to their bare essentials, are a rather stereotypically ‘cute’ relationship : people enjoy opposites ( see zibwick or vikdecai for example ) and there’s an endearing quality found in puppy love dynamics. seeing ivy wear the pants and drag a shy freckle around by his ankle makes for quality content in a way! think the ‘excuse me, but he asked for no pickles!’ meme … ivy and freckle very much fit that sort of mold, and it helps that most fans are too scared to ship them with other characters in the cast too, due to what they perceive to be a lack of options. thus, frepper is an extremely ‘safe’ ship! you cannot get in trouble for enjoying something that is not only canon, but is relatively adorable ; and so i don’t believe a lot of the fans are actually thinking too deeply about the likely endgame of it all. most don’t! it’s fun to ship, and that’s all they really need i think. it’s also very easy to dismiss ivy’s forwardness as a quirk of being a young girl who’s of her temperament, recklessly boycrazy although still carrying sweet intent. this behavior is easier to hand wave when neither ivy or freckle are experienced at the dating scene as well … freckle due to his extremely religious upbringing and hermit nature, and ivy because of viktor’s constant meddling, which would hold her back more than you’d think. with that said, i don’t think any of this is excessively complicated. some shippers are rather simple minded and do not care for details and characterization all too deeply. enjoying dynamics is, at its core, supposed to be fun -- which makes simple ships like frepper prime targets for a very vocal and tight knit fanbase. there are other things i could speculate about why these two may hit so pleasantly for others, like how there’s an underlying queer theme to it ( what with ivy being the pursuer and freckle the shy, blushing flower ) or that it’s tropey enough to hit the right spots for others … though it all boils back to mere speculation. perhaps they still have time to escape this gangster lifestyle and live happily ever after? and that appeals to the lackadaisy fans who still want some sort of happy ending? it’s all a combination of frepper being easy, i think, and containing two young cats who still haven’t done anything particularly ‘unforgivable’ yet action wise. this is a ship you can root for without an ounce of worry in your heart, and so on and so forth.
but although i understand why others are so vocal about them, i don’t exactly agree with fanon’s views either! while i heavily enjoy frepper, i enjoy them as they are, and that includes their looming flaws and inevitable tragedy. they are bound to break each other’s hearts a lot on their current path ; even if they were entirely perfect for one another, this lifestyle isn’t kind to anyone, meaning if they don’t separate, they could always be forced apart via bullets and such anyway. they are young and woefully inexperienced in a manner of things, the last thing they need is the stress of a rumrunner life driving their every action, you know? i know people see them getting out together, and that is likely on the table! i do see that in many ways, but i’m also of the opinion that ivy and freckle will diverge onto different paths at some point and temporarily call it quits. from where the comic currently stands and given my view on ivy’s arc, i see her growing disillusioned with where she is and the honor and fun she saw within it as a royal spectator will fade ; she will become wary, fearful, and her resilience will die … meanwhile freckle will embrace it, similar to his cousin, fully understanding what it is and what he’s getting into ( like rocky, again ) but being unable to leave his refuge. i know lots of people think freckle will leave the lackadaisy first, but given his old concepts and former title as one of mitzi’s ‘trouble boys’, i think he will become lost in the sauce for a myriad of reasons. frankly i enjoy that twist on their relationship! since i believe ivy’s character development will revolve around maturing, changing as time stretches forward, because her character is ever growing, what with her entire schtick being the fact she’s everything a 1920s girl was during those times. she embodies that unladylike youth and manipulative sweetness, so i’d imagine a lot of her path is falling from such naive thrill seeking and stumbling upon a harsh reality. she will mature, and the very thing that should make their relationship stronger will be what divides them indefinitely. everything they have is founded on this bloody, varnished soaked ground after all … they are young adults who are experiencing what closeness feels like outside of family or platonic friends for the first time, so naturally they will overindulge in their own amateur games ; find respite in the boogie and kiss like couples do on the silver screen, laugh about it, talk about everything and nothing at all … relish in each other’s warmth and stupidly loyal protection. i’m sure frepper will grow closer before any falling out, because as it stands, it’s one of the few things they have in such a scary situation that feels comforting and kind. they will impact each other in the fundamental ways first relationships do and, to move towards your biggest gripe, do things they’ll regret or allow things to happen to them that they’re not entirely okay with.
ivy is very forceful with freckle initially, albeit in her typical saturated way ; and i can see why that would be hard to parse! especially when freckle spends a majority of their first scenes together squirming away and hiding, trying to duck her affections and bolt for it. there is a lot of boundary crossing between them! but not in a necessarily malicious way … like most things with frepper, this circles back to their mutual inexperience and how, in a lot of ways, this is their first ‘serious’ romantic relationship ever. and it’s rather common for such firsts to involve gray areas, since neither party is entirely sure of what their own boundaries are just yet! while freckle did appear frightened by ivy at first, it’s important to note that tracy’s mentioned him having a flight response whenever girls flirt with him … he is prone to run away instinctively, which if you consider his extremely religious upbringing, isn’t exactly a surprise. nina would no doubt look down upon freckle engaging with girls his age due to what most girls his age are currently doing in the roaring 20s they’re living in. sneaking out and engaging in illegal activities, dancing in a way that would disgust most of the more traditional and older generation, casually engaging in any manner of sexual activity before marriage, etc etc. and this isn’t even listing freckle’s cagey nature due to an incident we know was bad enough to send rocky packing for years, and fundamentally changed freckle himself at such a young and impressionable age. he is … very troubled! and rather scared of himself and the world around him … at this stage in life, freckle is perpetually unable to make any progress towards anything he may want, and so i have little problem myself with ivy mostly taking the lead. when left to his own devices and allowed to choose outside of influence, freckle did in fact sneak out of his mother’s house to go to the lackadaisy, surely well aware that ivy’s intention had been romantically inclined. so, to me, he has always liked her ; perhaps found her cute, in a shallow way, saw her eccentric behavior as endearing and frightening in equal measure, and while he’s still wading into this whirlwind pool unsteady and shaken, he -- wouldn’t mind it if ivy pushed a little more, or moved him around to her ( and what she perceives to be, their ) liking. perhaps this dynamic is familiar enough to him that it becomes comforting, since rocky was very much the same way in their adolescence. tugging freckle around and pulling his tail for whatever rocky wanted them to do, with little care for whatever his baby cousin desired at the time, ignoring his protests and chasing him ; nobody’s at fault here either, kids are extremely self absorbed and this is a flaw they’ll usually mature past, and while ivy and freckle are adults during the comic, i don’t think ivy’s outgrown this linear view on things just yet. she is extremely entitled! she is used to being the apple of everyone’s eye at the speakeasy due to her jazz baby status as atlas may’s goddaughter, and this gangster connection excites and awes the ladies she attends classes with at her university too. ivy pepper is used to getting her way and this has only fueled her determined attitude, her ‘pull it up by the bootstraps’ mindset, and in many ways, this is something of a flaw for her. it’s not bad to be confident and headstrong, although when you add that into a dangerous mix of rumrunning and gunslinging, it may become a problem rather quickly. but i digress! point is, ivy and freckle are hardly at fault for the awkward way they handled the start of their relationship, when it’s so new and fresh to them both.
neither of them have boundaries at this moment, as they either have no clue what those are or simply haven’t realized they should set them. so, in turn, there are things that the other may do that could cause their partner discomfort … and it’s mostly done out of obliviousness and good intentions and your classic dose of intense affection. doesn’t mean it isn’t messed up to a degree, but i think it’s rather realistic, and is a hard truth that comes with many first relationships of that sort. sometimes you don’t know how to say ‘no,’ or you agree and regret agreeing later, or perhaps you simply don’t understand there’s certain things you aren’t ready for or genuinely just don’t like. again, it’s a very muddied area, and the two of them are vaguely navigating what is mostly foreign to them. they’re bound to mess up! so i ivy some slack here, and applaud tracy on the realistic writing more than anything usually. young love also happens to be a great device to use for inexperienced characters finding themselves, through the good and bad of their relationship, and frepper is all about that. maybe freckle will inevitably bring up how he feels like he would’ve preferred it had ivy asked him out properly, or gave him time to court her in a traditional fashion … and she will be surprised ( and a little wounded ) by this, since she had never considered it before … too used to her way of things to realize there’s another path they could take. i think this aspect of the relationship is important, and i can understand wishing that more frepper shippers would view it as such, or comment on it's morally gray nature without just calling it ‘cute’ and leaving it at that.
tldr : they will most certainly break up at some point, maybe even multiple times! tracy has said before that they both have some serious maturing to do if their relationship is to be long lasting, and i doubt that maturing will happen to them both at once … since they have different things to work on emotionally. but they will probably strongarm some major personal development within each other, as well as love one another with a fierceless abandon that most kids do. i could see them getting married, i could see them not, but i agree that if they were to be wed happily, they’d have significant hurdles to overcome. but personally, frepper is something i adore mostly due to the impact they’re bound to cause each other, and even if they are to separate and find someone new and more fitting, they’ll always remember one another -- perhaps fondly, and sadly, and with some anger. a time they’d like to forget, but a person they’d like to remember … which is my cup of tea overall! they much more interest me as they presently are anyway, where i can fiddle around with their budding romance and friendship bonding. and as lackadaisy grows in popularity, i do hope there’s more frepper fans who see their complexity and flaws and explore them with all of it in mind.
anyway! i hope this was coherent, and that it was obvious that i agreed with you for the most part. i haven’t really talked about frepper before with anyone so many of these thoughts sort of burst out of me! and i feel like i have more to elaborate upon, but for the sake of simplicity i kept this short. oh well! surely this is enjoyable and informative regardless.
#my asks.#lackadaisy analysis.#lackadaisy#freckle mcmurray#ivy pepper#as always frepper fans who just like them for their cute potential is SO valid#ship what you want how you want yada yada! i support you!!#but i’m here for discussing the good the bad and the ugly … so i was very happy to recieve this ask! thank you so much!!#i also understand what its like to share what you or others perceive to be the ‘wrong’ opinion about a ship or a character or something#so you have my sympathies and i hope you find better spaces to express yourself lackadaisy wise!!#anyway. yeah. i do think people are prone to view ivy as extremely experienced due to her many boyfriends!!#but given the fact she doesn’t date them LONG is. well it’s not an accurate assessment.#viktor ( bless his well intentioned heart ) has drastically thwarted that brand of maturity on ivy’s end#and has likely caused a sort of insecurity … by maiming her boyfriends and having them leave her. acting as if she has the plague!#that would hurt any girl’s feelings — if they didn’t know why. and i think these short lived flames have caused ivy to like …#speedrun her relationships? she is very quick to jump in and stay … because she fears the time limit perhaps. which adds to her forwardness#again! she had no idea it was viktor until the comic’s current events where she’s already WITH freckle. which is important to me#she is inexperienced in her own ways … freckle’s inexperience just happens to be more obvious due to the simplicity of it#god this was so fun to answer <3 thank you! again! hope my thoughts on the matter were decent enough#i’ll hush now with my over analyzing ass ( <- is it obvious my fave thing ever is characterization yet? lol )#( also cannot state enough freckle and ivy are Adults To Me. not five year olds!#but saying ‘young’ and ‘kid’ was easier than being like … emotionally immature and stunted adults every five seconds. so!#that is what i went with. for simplicity’s sake. but that are adults!! that is important! just very inexperienced ones )
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The Demon of Yunmeng: Part Five
Part One — Part Four
Wei Wuxian looked up at Wen Qing, bewildered.
"Well, that's settled then," she said, standing up. "I'll leave you two to discuss things — there's a few quick errands I need to run. I would ask that you please not leave before I return, I have parting words for you both."
She gave a perfunctory bow, then swept out the door, ignoring Wei Wuxian's protests. She didn't even tell him to get back in his chair.
There was really no other choice but to look back at Lan Zhan, who's ears were red, but face was set.
"You do realize my plan involves lying, right?" Wei Wuxian finally said.
"Not lying to say I was with you that night."
"Yeah but —" he made a frustrated noise. "Lan Zhan, that is actually incredibly helpful, but my whole idea was to create doubt that I even liked women at all! That I was always a cutsleeve. You know that it's not just Yu Guniang's accusations, they're bringing in women from everywhere I've ever been, from the campaign, I can't say you happened to be there every time!"
"...Was usually on the same front as you. Stayed in the same camps."
He gaped at Lan Zhan, who was completely failing to mention the reason that was true was because Hunguang-Jun had persistently shadowed him to keep an eye on his demonic cultivation. Far more bizarre, he also appeared to be suggesting that they build an elaborate lie around that fact.
"You want to go in front of the cultivation world and say we were sneaking around together the entire sunshot campaign?" Wei Wuxian asked in disbelief. "That I couldn't have possibly been raping women indiscriminately because I was too busy taking your dick up my ass?"
Lan Wangji made a choked noise, red crawling up his neck, hands tightening over his knees as he looked away.
"Yeah, Wen Qing suggested I say that I was the 'receiving partner,'" Wei Wuxian said, viciously twisting the knife, tugging at the hem of Lan Zhan's robes to get his attention.
"If... it increases the chance for Yu Guniang to get justice..." Lan Wanjii said, still not meeting his eyes. "If it would protect Wei Ying..."
Wei Wuxian gaped once again in baffled disbelief. "You're going to lie. In front of everyone. About years of our lives. About sex. You're going to lie about having sex with me in front of a crowd."
"...Between the two of us, no one would expect me to do the speaking."
That was actually a pretty good point, and he paused for a moment to consider it. "So what, I would say all the crazy stuff and you would stand next to me, occasionally interjecting about something that actually did happen?"
"Mn."
"Like I'd say 'I couldn't possibly have been with your daughter that night, I was too busy sucking Lan Zhan's dick, and you would stand there, not arguing, not saying lying is forbidden?"
"Mn." The red of Lan Zhans neck and ears had crept around to his cheekbones.
"Fuck, that could actually work," he muttered.
"Wei Ying."
"What?"
"...Please get off the ground."
He laughed somewhat maniacally. "What," he cooed. "Is this too provocative a position, considering the subject matter?" He leered, batting his eyes and pulling himself closer.
"Wei Ying," Lan Wangji hissed, face twisting towards anger.
"This is exactly what I mean!" Wei Wuxian put his hands on top of Lan Zhan's, who pulled back as if burnt, which only meant Wei Wuxian was able to grab his knees instead, which he leaned heavily on to half pull himself up. "How are you going to pull off being my cultivation partner when you don't even like being near me?" he asked, not without humor. "I would at least have to touch you, Lan Zhan! You hate being touched." He squeezed Lan Zhan's knees for emphasis.
Lan Wangii set his jaw, hands visibly tightening where they were clutched to his chest. "I can do it." he grit out.
Wei Wuxian snorted, then stood.
Lan Zhan's moment of relief quickly faded as Wei Wuxian dropped into the man's lap. "Wei Ying!" His hands shot forward quick as lightning, grabbing the demonic cultivator's hips and holding him so far away he practically fell off, preventing him from sliding inappropriately closer.
He leaned in, grabbing at the front of Lan Zhan's robes. "Just give it up," he said, exacerbated. "There's absolutely no way anyone will believe the two of us are cultivation partner's — look, you are literally holding me at arm's length right now!" He shifted, trying to get up, but Lan Wangji's grip on his waist was a bit too firm.
"Alright, so you want to contribute to justice," Wei Wuxian rolled his eyes. "You can still say you brought me to my room and I was too drunk for anything! I think it will really help. Between that, this blood test I invented, and maybe an unrelated cutsleeve thing — I don't know, I still have to talk to Wen Ning —"
Suddenly he was yanked forward, not all the way flush with Lan Wangji, but close enough to certain look intimate to outsiders. "I. will. do. it." Hunguang-Jun growled.
Once again, all he could do was stare in confused amazement at the uncharacteristic behavior. "Say, Lan Zhan," he said, growing suspicious. "You're not cursed or something right? You didn't hit your head?"
"No."
"Then why are you insisting on this?"
"..."
"Look, I admit, maybe you could pull it off, you've got a thicker face than I give you credit for — but why? Why do you even want to?"
"Wei Ying."
"What?"
"..."
"What? What, I'm listening, why do you want to do this?"
"...Yu Xiang. Cheng Cai —"
"Cheng Cai?" Wei Wuxaian asked, bewildered. He focused, but couldn't sense any curses at all. "Who's that?"
"Jin Guangshun sent out a list of women who will be attending the conference to accuse you."
He groaned. "Of course he did."
"You all deserve justice."
Wei Wuxian groaned again, letting his head fall forward onto Lan Zhan's shoulder, who had no choice but to bear it or give up. "I get it, you're too righteous for this world. You're willing to sacrifice your dignity for the greater good but Lan Zhan — I really don't think you've thought this through."
"Thought enough."
"Come on! It's not going to just be one day, you realize?" he said hysterically. "You're going to have to live with the lie for the rest of your life! No one will let you forget it! At best, you'll be a laughingstock. At worst, they'll lump you in with the worst of my crimes!"
"...Don't care."
"You don't care."
"Mn."
Wei Wuxian squinted at him. Lan Wangji stared back, face placid, is still lightly flushed at the uncomfortably prolonged physical contact. To be fair, the second jade of Lan was one of a handful of people he could believe genuinely didn't care about the opinions of others. He gave off an aura of unshakeable confidence in himself that could be mistaken for the arrogance Wei Ying actually did possess.
Despite himself, Wei Wuxian found himself genuinely considering the idea. "You're really serious about this aren't you?" he asked slowly.
"Mn."
"What about marriage? What if you want to get married to a beautiful woman one day? Your reputation will matter then!"
"Not interested," Lan Wangji said firmly.
That was... also believable. The matchmakers that were circling Jiang Cheng could be pretty terrifying, and it was easy enough to imagine the solitary Lan Zhan desperately seeking a way out of sharing his life with someone. It's not like Lan Sect would approve a marriage with him, so this would be a fairly effective, if explosively dramatic way to escape that particular fate.
The idea that Lan Wangji might get something personal out of this made the insane idea seem more plausible.
"I guess even if you blush the whole way through the trial," Wei Wuxian mused, "Everyone might assume it's normal embarrassment at being so publicly exposed, rather than unfamiliarity or discomfort."
"Don't blush," Lan Wangji grit out.
"Ha!" Wei Wuxian laughed. "Practicing your lying skills early, huh Lan Zhan?" He reached forward, boldly grabbing Lan Zhan's red ear and tweaking it.
Again, to Lan Zhan's credit, he didn't push Wei Wuxian away or protest the excessive contact. Even if all he did was stand there like a jade statue while Wei Ying shamelessly draped himself against his body, well. Like the talking, it wasn't that far removed from how people would imagine a relationship between them would work, if one were crazy enough to imagine such a thing.
A knock came at the door, and the two tensed.
"It's me," Wen Qing called.
Wei Wuxian relaxed. "It's your office, open the door yourself."
She stepped inside, raising an eyebrow at the position the two of them were in. "That was faster than I thought," she said dryly.
Wei Wuxian rolled his eyes, squirming to get comfortable. Lan Zhan's grip tightened almost painfully, pushing him back to maintain a slightly respectable distance between their torsos.
"Just making sure Lan er-Gongzi knows what he's getting into," Wei Wuxian said smugly.
Wen Qing snorted. "Right, about that — I've got something for you two." She placed a tightly sealed jar on the table.
"What is it?" Wei Wuxian asked, craning his head over his shoulder. Lan Zhan obligingly turned to the side, seeming too afraid of what Wei Wuxian might do if he let him go to risk it.
"Red Seaweed Oil," she said, settling across the table. "It's good for internal use."
It took a second for that to sink in, then Wei Wuxian felt heat crawl up his face. "Haha," he laughed nervously. "That's very...thorough of you, Wen Qing, but I don't think anyone will be searching our belongings, or um...asking for a demonstration."
Wei Wuxian didn't have a lot of practice sitting on other people's laps, so it was an interesting experience feeling Lan Zhan's legs turn to literal jade beneath him as he presumably tightened every muscle in his body in distress. The flush and slight widening of eyes was practically a scream of alarm by anyone else's standards.
"Okay," he said, deciding to take pity on the poor repressed monk. He reached down, prying Lan Wangii's fingers off his hips. "I think this point has been made." Lan Zhan finally let go, and he swung himself back to the other seat.
He turned, facing Wen Qing. "Why are you giving us this," he asked, exacerbated.
She stared at him with a level gaze. "I like to think I know you fairly well at this point, Wei Wuxian."
He snorted "I'd say you're in the top five of people who know me, Wen Qing."
"I know what you're like."
"Yes?"
Wen Qing glanced for a long moment at him, then at Lan Zhan, then sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "If you actually were a cutsleeve, and the secret was finally out in the open, when would you start shamelessly cracking jokes about it to make people uncomfortable?"
"Immediately and then forever," Wei Wuxian said promptly.
"Do you think you would be able to resist digging through your belongings, leaving an object out, and then pounce viciously on whoever was foolish enough to ask?"
He picked up the jar, considering. "Say," he said, possibilities of a whole new realm of pranks opening before his eyes. "Do you happen to have any of those replica phalluses in town?"
A very faint choking noise came from the chair to his side.
"Buy your own," Wen Qing said curtly. "We don't have many specialty merchants come through here."
"Hmph," he leaned back in his chair, finding he lacked the desire to look Lan Zhan in the face. He glanced over anyway. The flush had faded completely, leaving the man's blank face utterly devoid of color.
Wei Wuxian grinned. "You know," he said innocently. "Along that line of thought — it would really help the credibility of my words if you could finish explaining what we were talking about earlier."
"My thoughts exactly," she said, pulling a sheet of parchment and a quill to the center of her desk and beginning to draw a series of curved lines with swift elegant movements.
"This," she said, after a moment. "Is the median raphe. It is sometimes considered an erogenous zone. In addition to being highly painful, abrasions or other injuries that break the skin here come with an increased likelihood of infection."
"I thought we were going to talk about stretching," Wei Wuxian complained.
"I'm getting to that." She pointed with the quill to another wrinkled line. "This is the anal fold. It is sometimes considered an erogenous zone. In addition to being highly painful, abrasions or other injuries that break the skin here come with an increased likelihood of infection."
"I'm noticing a theme."
"Good." She pointed again. "This is the rectum. "It is sometimes considered..."
He glanced to the side. Lan Wangji, who had never avoided listening to a lecture in his life, was staring at the drawing with absolute focus, white knuckled hands on his knees the only give away to his distress. At some point after Wei Wuxian had moved he had crossed one leg over the over, and his ears were once again bright red.
Wei Wuxian sighed, then smiled, unable to help himself. It wasn't the first time he had to...dissuade Lan Zhan away from a stupidly single-minded determination to do what he had unilaterally decided was the 'right' course of action.
Lan Zhan might have gotten even more stubborn over the years, but that wasn't any reason the process of breaking him couldn't be as fun as when they were fifteen.
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[Note: This is for almost for sure gonna get rated E later on (if it's not already idk) so don't commit unless you're cool with sex comedy/ porn interwoven with plot.]
#Mdzs#Mo dao zu shi#Wangxian#My au#mdzs au no 1#The demon of yunmeng#mdzs fanfiction#90% of Lan Zhan's brain power during that conversation was dedicated to his hard-on and Wei Ying's EXACT location in proximity to it#i feel like he managed really well considering#look i know everyone writes only lan zhan's ears blushing and i support you#but that's a 13 years later thing! teen lan zhan turned fully red! wei wuxian was annoyed by how much harder he was to embarrass!#cw: rape references#i outlined this whole fic and its 70 chapters long with 4 extras#the odds of me writing every chapter are slim to none but who knows. if somehow I do I guess i'll move to an everyday update schedule idk#more likely i end up posting random chapters at a certain point#anyway if anyone is interested in beta-ing I would really appreciate it#I've rewritten the first chapter and have several on deck and have some structural second guesses in terms of where to split scenes#if you prefer committing to beta a chapter at at time that's also cool
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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i color in my coloring books on company time
#idk how to tag this it's not really like an agere post but it would fit in the tags there#apiary originals#i've been having so many tech support issues i'm just coloring and making one cent every 3ish seconds while i do it. profitable pastime /j
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i love when you're just vibing w a new game and you have loose ideas of the characters and suddenly you're hit w a "oh man i have a new favourite don't i" bc uhhhh yeah
#shut up danni's talking#i should make a dragon age liveblog tag maybe bc inquisition is making me feel things#like i was already sucked in w the first two games but inquisition upped the game in some areas#danni liveblogs dragon age#anyways. one of my very minor pet peeves in da is that you get new companions every single game and very very few stick around#so i wasn't expecting to like a lot of the companions in inquisition and that kinda came true considering i have mixed opinions on like.#at least three of them i think. two for certain but one im still unsure abt#those are solas and sera w the other being cole#so i am INCREDIBLY pleased to be like new fave#bc i didn't really have one in 2 it sort of ended up being fenris i liked best but not enough to feel so strongly abt#my new fave btw is dorian he's just so dramatic and though he's prideful its not to an extent that it becomes a vice its endearing#he knows when to push it away sometimes and its great#my favourite non-companion is krem tho#he's so cool#not bc he's trans which he IS and i love him for it but bc he's just really a nice character????#slightly disappointed he's voiced by a woman but his voice actor is one of my favourite game voice actors so i have conflicting opinions#(its jennifer hale. she did female shepard in mass effect and rivet in ratchet and clank)#my second fave companion is varrick he's just. a wonderful friend and i love him.#he's so aro-coded and i love that for him. genuinely would love to be his bestie irl#he's also so supportive of hawke and the inquisitor he's like 'hell this one gets into all kinds of shit i have GOT to be there for them'#anyways. back to dragon age lol
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no hate to people who are into that shit but I just saw a post that was like "how the succession characters would react to you having a panic attack", and um. well. they would do absolutely nothing
#succession#myposts#like shiv watched tom have a panic attack every second episode#tom might do something like give you a shoulder massage but he would say really cringe unhinged shit while doing it#kendall roy would just stare at you and then akwardly talk about how much he supports women#roman roy would actively make fun of you and call you a baby#logan would also mock you but in a way that actually hurts and not like roman who just sounds like a baby who just discovered insults#thinking about this is so funny#i think the two okayest responses would be greg (panicking himself and unhelpful but at least kinda trying)#and Conor (is way too self-absorbed in trying to help but like. at least he does *something*. i think hed be okay at this)
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the way people on the internet handle small animals makes me insane
#by handling btw i mean literally holding them with hands. in pictures#at fucking large why would you as an adult think it wise to hold a creature by its chest/scruff and just let it dangle. for why#is it that hard to support their rear with your second hand. would it kill you#im not a handling expert for like every animal ever but its justkind of common sense#and it gets more absurdly cruel the bigger the animal in question is#and yes i know what nuance is sometimes its an emergency but if youre snapping pics its clearly not an emergency. anyays
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Every time I see people talking about naked bodies, and how they aren't inherently sexual and stuff, I nod along vigorously, and I agree, people have to cool it about nakedness, bodies shouldn't be treated like that, yes, uh-huh, I fully agree.
And also you are never ever ever ever gonna catch me without a bra.
#I support everyone's rights to be naked!!#and I very much do not want to thank you bye.#on the other hand this makes me feel much more sympathetic to hijabis and such#I know there are people out there who feel totally fine... and would PREFER... to be topless...#and I would be viciously uncomfortable and hate every second.#when I remember that I feel deeply for any woman who is forced to show more than she wants to.
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hahahahahaha I hate it here.
Danielle Smith: I don’t want young kids to permanently change their bodies!
Danielle Smith: So they won’t be allowed to use puberty blockers, the effects of which are basically entirely reversible, until they’re fifteen, which is well into puberty and often towards the end of puberty for AFAB kids!
Danielle Smith: this makes sense and I am so smart! This will not have the effect of making trans youth even more vulnerable than they already are and that definitely wasn’t my intention.
#I like that we think alienating young trans kids from supportive teachers#who have the potential to be life changing and life saving#is a good way of going about this#i never thought i would say this but fucking hell i miss jason kenney#at least that man didn’t spend every second of his day wondering how he could beat capter to the furthest right individuals in the province#which seems like what danielle smith is doing#imagine if she focused her energy on something useful like housing#or the opioid epidemic#instead she focuses 100% of her time and effort on two (2) things#1- catering to the far right usually by fucking with queer people#2- hating the federal government and calling the liberals mean names#abpoli#cdnpoli#alberta#trans rights problems
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question: how did you discover/get into scooby doo?
this is something i'm always so interested to hear, being that there are few people who don't have at least some small tie to the franchise. whether you would consider it one of your biggest current interests or it's just something nostalgic from your childhood, i'd love to know how you found scooby and what it means to you!
#for me it was my dad! he grew up with the original show and wanted to introduce it to me#so one day when i was maybe? seven?? he came home with the winter wonderdog dvd and we watched it that night#from there we watched every single scooby doo movie that had ever been made#and got the new ones as they came out in subsequent years!#watching a new scooby movie with my dad every weekend are honestly some of my favourite childhood memories#also what's new scooby doo had also started airing on one of the main cartoon channels here in the uk around 2010#so that's the show i watched the most consistently as a kid#velma was my original favourite of the gang because i looked a lot like her (big glasses/same haircut/etc.)#people would always compare me to her and it genuinely gave me a lot of confidence in my appearance that stays with me to this day#but fred was always my firm second favourite - he made me laugh the most of any character#and took on a deeper meaning to me in my adolescence when i realised i was autistic and strongly identified with his portrayals as such#the characters are probably what's kept me coming back all this time - they've been with me forever#and i love them individually + as a team who support each other with their unique skills and love for one another#but also the wacky adventures and general aesthetic#many people joke about the basic plot being the same every time but it makes my autistic brain happy#i love permanence and consistency baby!!!!!#and the different variations on that same formula always keep things fresh and fun#anyway ramble over#looking forward to hearing you guys' responses! :D#scooby doo#nem misc posts :]
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Still haven't messaged my mom back. And I don't think I'm going to.
#you know how they say time makes you look on the past with nostalgia and that's why elderly people think so fondly of past decades? not me#there are moments I look back on with nostalgia sure but the overwhelming feeling of looking back on my childhood is just whatever I do#wherever I go whatever happens that will not be my life again. my memory is long I made a promise to myself I intend to keep I don't forget#support you having your grandkids if their mother is deemed unfit yes. take the older two myself if it comes to it yes. move provinces to#live with you to look after the five of them together where you would be my only adult connection and there's a language barrier and I have#no work history and I'd be between five hours and nine hours away from any other connection I have answer's an absolute fucking no. I've#seen how you are with my sister how you were with my brother. who do you think they call when they've had enough of you? do you not#remember most of the beatings I took was because I was standing between you and my brother? of course not because according to you you#never did beat me but if you think I'm not aware that would turn on me again the second I'm no longer distant and just visiting if you#think you'd find nothing to complain about because you've built up this golden child ideal of me in your head and want to forget how it was#when I was actually in your care you are very very wrong. I remember. I know that inconveniences a lot of people who want to forget#unpleasant things about themselves. me too to be honest I have memories I wish I could erase but I can't especially with regard to my#sister. I defended my brother but not her. not enough. and it's probably why I give so much to her now more than I should because it's#enabling but it is what it is I guess. I won't use my memories against anyone just for the sake of it but I absolutely fucking will#to protect myself or others. you want a redemption arc without admitting to anything? keep being patient and kind towards#your grandchildren even if you end up having to take them and if you can't do it for all five of them then accept that it's better for the#older two to be with me. that's it. those are your options: the older two are with me so you only have to look after the younger three or#you need to buckle down and learn from your past mistakes to look after the five of them and all that is *if it even comes to that* which#as things are it's not in danger of that! it was a regular fucking visit to monitor the situation that's all; they're not getting taken#literally every time she freaks out about something it's a 50/50 chance it's actually something or she's invented a completely#twisted version of events
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btw its interesting the way james tries to imply that like. well the videos that have plagiarism are the ones our dumb stupid annoying patrons requested about bad topics that didnt deserve to have the effort put in to covering them well so basically its fine. like obv thats interesting on its own but moreso the fact that he doesnt actually /say/ it, or like. give a list of the videos hes referring to, just says "those videos are very clear on which ones they were" i think as a nod meaning like "yknow the ones everyones talking about". unless what hes meaning is that like they put a note in certain videos saying "this video was requested by a patron, we here at james somertom incorporated do not espouse these views" which seems unlikely to me. idk methinks maybe it's because there is indeed a lot more than people think and with all the buzz he's not sure which ones have been discovered yet or not, so putting down a solid list that missed some would look like he was still hiding things whereas putting down a fully sourced list would be admitting to wayyyy more than anyone's found yet
#which is ironic too bc if he genuinely did want to prove he understood what he did wrong and that hed changed thatd be the way to do it#yknow like a full list of every single source including ones no one has found on their own or /can/ find anymore would a) be taking full#responsibility and b) make people less likely to always be like 'youre still hiding something'#which in turn makes me super think hes still hiding a lot of somethings#also cant go without stating that the 'request a video topic' thing was only for $100/month patrons after 3 months on that tier#like fucker these people gave you THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS AT LEAST and youre trying to blame it on them??????#no one forced you to make 'let patrons pick video topics' a reward dude like. hello????????#shit dude even hbombs highest tier ($10 for anyone wondering bc he doesnt see his audience as a money machine lmao)#just says you can vote in polls about future topics#like that makes complete sense to me as a version of this‚ the most dedicated audience members get a say in the future of the#channel while the creator still gets overall control of the direction#also 'patrons who gave me fuckloads of money asked me to make videos on topics i didnt like so i plagiarized those' is i think uhhh#worse than just 'i plagiarize everything without remorse' frankly?#like at least with the second youre just a general shitbag but the first where youre a shitbag specifically to the people#majorly financially supporting you rather than just like. be an adult and say 'hm i dont feel like that topic really works for the channel‚#do you have any other ideas?'#or dare i say even perhaps yknow. doing what other youtubers do in similar situations and find ways to tie that subject#to what they usually talk about is just. wild#course that last one would take actual creativity and aint that just the crux of the issue#james somerton#or i say cannot go without stating i should say cannot go without restating kwnrkabdkwbrn
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