#and I think I’m going unhinged
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Fuck it *unsyndicates your facility agreement*
#extremely niche finance lawyer posts here#but in my defence I’ve now spent the best part of TWO DAYS unsyndicating this facility agreement#and I think I’m going unhinged
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"The fear is what keeps you insane..."
(Based off a couple of MCU scenes that center around Steve and Bucky lol)
Dr. Starline had a lot of potential beyond what was given to him in his run, as do most "deceased" villains. Hypnosis especially could offer some wild, high-risk storylines. I also just really want to see Sonic become a little unhinged when his friends' lives are toyed with.
#my art#sonic the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#dr. starline#idw sonic#sonknux#y'all know I'm a sonknux enthusiast so of course the friend I choose for sonic to become unhinged for is “his knux”#haven't posted here in ages but tumblr might like this one?#edit: I changed the lyric bc it was the one I initially wanted and I think it just works better for the vibe I’m going for here lol
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scariest thing about this movie was how soaked my seat was by the end of it.
#natalia’s off her meds#IM SO SORRY#i’ve been getting more unhinged the more i post#but can you blame me#he is so fine#he’s all i think about seriously#totally normal about him#third time watching this damn movie#my digital footprint is going crazy right now#anyways#i’m so unwell#fnaf#fnaf movie#josh hutcherson#mike schmidt#five nights at freddy's#jhutch#micheal schmidt#josh hutcherson renaissance#mike schmidt x reader#micheal schmidt x reader#mike schmidt x you#micheal schmidt x you#micheal schmidt imagine#mike schmidt imagine
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Grips my shirt and tears it apart so that all the buttons go flying and SCREAMS I love Law and Cora so much what the FUCK!!!!
#Shima speaks#SLAMS MY HEAD INTO THE WALL. BREAKING THE PLASTER. LEAVING A HOLE#AGHHH. AGHHFHF HELP#Cora who saw a kid so angry and bitter at the world decided to throw away everything to save him despite the whole WORLD saying he couldn’t#Law who finally realized there’s still hope left in the world and hope left for him and there’s someone willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING#Just to save him. Just to give him a fighting chance. Just to let him be FREE#Law who came to realize how much Cora meant to him and how much love and care Cora had for him. Then losing all that in an INSTANT#The one person he cared about more than anything sacrificed his LIFE for him#And Law spent the next 13 YEARS working to avenge Cora…naming his pirate crew getting tattoos fashioning his Jolly Roger ALL after Cora#TATTOOS!!! HE GOT PERMANENT MARKINGS ON HIS BODY SYMBOLIZING CORA#I’M. GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE AND BLOW UP. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK#Oda writing the most epic revenge quest in history#They mean so much to me I’m GOING to die. Right here and now#Cora giving up everything for Law and Law giving up everything for Cora…THAT’S TRUE LOVE BABEY#No matter what kind of form it comes in that’s TRUE. LOVE. PERIODT#One Piece#Do you think Law still would have gotten tattoos symbolizing Cora if Cora had lived. I wonder about that sometimes.#I feel like he would. I feel like he’d wear them proudly and Cora would be SO embarrassed about it#Law’s not shy about shit like that he’d be super smug about it too#Law: You saved me and gave my life meaning why WOULDN’T I want to permanently mark my body to honor that#Cora: Because it’s embarrassing! Lawwww!!! 😭#Law: Too bad doing it anyway <3#Cora: You know what. Fine. But I’m getting a tattoo that symbolizes YOU#Law: PLEASE???#Cora: WH. WAIT THAT BACKFIRED THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REACT#Cora you NEED to match his freak okay.#I heavily hc Law to be absolutely unhinged over the people he cares about#Like scarily possessive AND obsessive kind of unhinged#He and Cora can have an unhealthy codependent relationship. As a treat <3#Okay shutting up now SORRY I’m just. Unwell. Sighs dramatically
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I think almost everyone has collectively agreed that Miguel O’Hara is an ass man and because of that just imagine how he would react seeing (Y/N) in those tiktok leggings that make your ass look like it’s double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
He would absolutely lose his fucking mind
#pov the gif is miguel chasing you so he can slap your ass in those damn leggings#if someone wants to use this as a fic idea go right ahead just tag me in it#I will probably write this fyi#I think I’m funny#this is kinda unhinged for me ngl#hyper speaks#miguel o’hara#miguel o’hara x reader#atsv x reader#astv spoilers#spiderman astv#spider man 2099#into the spiderverse#across the spiderverse
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the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond ‘eat healthier/less’ is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger
#uhh#disordered eating cw#just in case#mumbling#like jfc i know i’m not the first to say it and my experience is relatively SO tame#but it STILL fucked with my head for YEARS#and most people don’t go nearly that long between weight loss attempts at all for basically their whole lives!!!!!#and we’re so blasé about it like yeah just eat less to lose weight#and so few people talk about the really weird shit that phase of my life taught me even though they seem like pretty universal things#like when you lose weight deliberately by denying yourself food you get COLD#you get cold and you get in your head and you get sad it’s like being less alive#the times i’ve lost weight/recomped on accident (by doing smth that makes me move more‚ getting better sleep etc)#it’s been WARM#burn hotter move freer feel happier#and also the way hunger feels when you’ve been denying yourself food for an extended time is NOT the same as baseline hunger#it’s actually kind of wild that we use the same word to describe both feelings like that shit is NOT the same#that shit is not ‘being really hungry’ it’s a fuckin. blood curse or some shit you feel straight up unhinged#and i should disclaim here i am not talking large amounts of weight#i’ve fluctuated over i think a 20lb range max since reaching close to my adult height and that’s a guesstimate#but even in my relatively unremarkable little experiences here the way deliberate weight loss fucked with my brain is absurd to me#i’m fine now have been for years but seriously thinking back on it the fact that this is routine medical advice. unreal
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some tragic love stories be like: if i could bottle the galaxy, i would pour it into a cup so it would be easier for you to drink. do you want them? do you want the stars? or do they suit you better as adornments for your eyes than glitter on your lips?
but they don’t want the stars. they don’t want the galaxy. but how can they not? is that not enough? (it’s too much, that’s the problem. it’s too much.)
#ney's idle chatter (random textposts)#me trying and failing to capture why hadestown has embodied Love in a way i don’t think i’m really capable of comprehending fr#but also this can be about whatever blorbo you want#when i think about that one line in chant#when hades says ‘brighter than the light of day’#‘look. look at what i can make for you—see?’#meanwhile the last thing persephone wants is to be reminded of this hollow echo of what their love is in her memories#when i think about that scene when eurydice tells orpheus they need to get food#but he’s working on his song and she makes the choice to trust him and go#to work harder and longer and search for things to feed them and trust he’ll bring spring back#THE WAY PERSEPHONE TRIES TO KISS HADES GOODBYE AT THE START WHEN SHE COMES BACK FOR SUMMER#AND HOW IT PARALLELS EURYDICE KISSING ORPHEUS GOODBYE WHEN SHE GOES TO LOOK FOR FOOD#and hades pulls away. because she’s leaving him and he’s terrified. he’s terrified and turns it into anger because otherwise he’s helpless.#and orpheus doesn’t respond when eurydice leaves because he’s working—he’s working and he’s going to give her what he promised.#but she needs his help. she needs his help now—she needs his support and he isn’t there.#thinking about the moment she takes the ticket from hades and#it almost implies she starves. that she dies. that she starves to death trying to find food for them both#i promise you however unhinged i seem about this musical i am being purposefully restrained so i don’t spam you all too much orz#holy SHIT these tags are LONG#even for me this is ridiculous there’s a whole other post down here#high five to you for reading it ig damn#hadestown
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everyone always talks about how annoying and horrible Coriolanus Snow is but when will we focus on the real enemy? Urban Canville.
#urban canville#i’m coming out as an urban hater i think#come on he’s literally discribed as ill tempered and it seems like no one likes him anyway#so why should i?#plus he’s good at calculus so that’s another reason to hate him#lucky was right to call that mf turban canville#everyone reading this is going to think i’m unhinged and they’re right!#it’s okay this beef is between me and urban canville no one else has to get it#i’m finally continuing my reread of tbosas if you can’t tell#silliness
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Follow up:
#shakespeare#polls#I did this by going play by play through the ones I’ve read#and I’m sorry but NOBODY in Macbeth could build ikea furniture half-competently#actually the same is true for a lot of plays#not a single person in Cymbeline could be trusted with a toolbox#I’m sorry Imogen but you’re just too unhinged for that#the Antony & cleopatra furniture would look cool but be completely non functional#nobody in Richard iii is allowed to use a screwdriver either#holy shit most Shakespeare characters should be banned from IKEA#my justification for hermia and Lysander is that U-Haul lesbians can do anything#Don Pedro is also a bit iffy but I think he’d be able to put the chaos aside and do a decent job
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everyone has those authors that you would be so unhinged about if they were introduced in bsd right?
mine are: emily dickinson (it might be too late for her but I’m in denial), franz kafka, and any german author but especially goethe (c’mon asagiri give us the rest of the transcendents) and schiller. I’m not able to describe how unhinged I would be if any of them get introduced
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#tell me the authors you would want to see in bsd and why plssss I’m curious#I know goethe is part of transcendents and that gives me hope for future goethe and schiller in bsd#my friend and I talk about this every few days btw we need them to be in bsd and they need to be gay lovers#also I need shakespeare right noooooow that’s another one I would be unhinged about#pssss pssss psss asagiri you want to introduce the transcendents soooo bad#other german authors I would like to see in bsd: heinrich heine bertolt brecht stefan zweig#would also love to know if camus will become an actual character or if meursault is all we are going to get#same thing with yukio mishima (author of the decay of angels)#also I feel like it’s too late for emily dickinson because the american arc is over#and I don’t really think asagiri would introduce kafka… even tho I think that bsd!kafka would be asagiri’s ultimate blorbo or a self insert
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whenever I come across a post and then realise it’s ME I’m like wait a second why did I say that…I wouldn’t say that…but I did
#some of the things I’ve said genuinely shock me just because it doesn’t feel like me#like I’ll agree with a post and then go and like it and realise it’s me- I made it#like you’d think I recognise something I wrote but nope#kinda scary#especially some of the things I’ve commented under posts of rsl if I’m being honest…like am I that unhinged for a man 30 years older than me#anyway
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guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.
#I also had a conversation with my friend about if he had to wear a suit why would he#We discussed for a very long while(6 minutes) and the discussion was very enlightening#Slowly turning painis into a functional human in society…#Except you know he eats people that isn’t really stuff normal people do#this is a joke btw#I think he would pay his taxes but if the tax people are rude to him he wouldn’t#I think it really depends#Does he even have any taxes to pay? Because he doesn’t have a job I assume so he doesn’t have any money#But theoretically if he’s like working for another freak and he’s getting paid or something#Idk guys I might be going a little bit bonkers… he’s helping me get out of art block at least#Oh I hope all these tags don’t accidentally show up in another tag that would be bad I’ve seen that happen#I’ve already typed so much though#It’d be funny if there was painis angst because I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously because his name is penis basically#Why am I only saying painis I’m going to tag him anyway#Painis cupcake#there#alright anyways painis cupcake angst would be fucking hilarious imo#My professional opinion#Mmhmmm I’m a professional in being stupid#My friends will call me spedpool on hallowen#I took 2 yardsticks in stem and I pretended to be said guy in the red suit I don’t want to tag him because I don’t want someone to#Find this unhinged rant about painis cupcake that got way off track woah#Ok continuing on the painis rant#I can’t draw him with pencil for some reason he looks so weird#I can draw soldeir just fine with pencil probably even better than online but whenever I try to draw painis he looks like a pile of dog shi#A moist pile the kind that would make steam if it’s cold outside#I feel like it he tried painis cupcake would really be a great functional citizen#Oh wow I wrote a lot my bad
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to the person in the tag who just said “I fear I'm giving you all a very skewed idea of what ravenous 1999 is like,” we may not know each other, but we are brothers in spirit
#for different reasons but our situation is similar#at least one person promised to watch ravenous BASED ON MY GHOST META#which like. friends.#i believe what i said with all my heart (because it brings me great joy and i believe it has textual support)#but PLEASE understand how deep in the ravenous iceberg that shit is#to truly understand what the hell i’m talking about re: Reich and Boyd’s dynamic you need to watch the film ten times#and then watch the deleted scenes at least as many times before watching the film again#and then obsessively think about it for years#and then read my mind#and then actually BE me#like. it DOES make sense but also it Does Not#at the very least - it’s not the impression you’re going to get from a casual viewing#i think that people should exclusively watch ravenous based on SUPER gay AUs and unhinged ghost meta now actually#would LOVE to see what that would do to the fandom ecosystem#ravenous 1999
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seen a thing like “oh which princess are you” and they described mirabel as naive and kinda dumb😭 now out of all of them I would say she’s the least naive do we not remember how skeptical she was of her own uncle💀 like yeah she’s clumsy but like come on mirabels a smart character I was waiting the whole movie for her to make a stupid decision and she just… didn’t.
“mirabels so naive”
literally mirabel:
#this isn’t an issue I just found it funny because there’s atleast 5 princesses more naive than mirabel#I call her stupid as a joke but like who was the one who single-handedly got bruno out of the walls?#I’m assuming it’s because she doesn’t go on some journey ppl assume shes ditzy#like I could see her being tricked but I think it would take a bit more than you think#book mirabel is actually unhinged like#encanto#encanto disney#mirabel madrigal#it’s funny because like she’s so mischaracterised all the time
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inspired by @colap1nto <3 and posting here to hold myself accountable: writevember! attempting to write something every day no matter how much and what it is
i am however inventing stipulations for myself so i cannot weasel my way out of it, which includes a valid definition of “write”:
actively put words into a document in the form of a proper fic!!! too many wip not enough hands!!
poems (actually laughed at me coming up with this but maybe i will go back to my roots)
research/meta/primers
tag stories are permissible IF i actually compile and edit them into a readable document that day
editing to post to ao3 (the optimism) is also valid. it takes me so long
i do have concrete arbitrary deadlines for one and a half fics that i would LOVE to finish and post in november (dewey^2 and [redacted :)]) so i’m hoping this helps!! also, this is secretly just a sticker chart where i get to put down emojis for each fic i worked on and check off boxes but a win is a win
day 1:🪻🐈⬛
day 2: 😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜)
day 3:🫃2️⃣
day 4: 🍎
day 5:🫃2️⃣
day 6: 📑, 💌
day 7:🫃2️⃣ AND ☁️💧. who is she
day 8:🪻🐈⬛
day 9:🫃2️⃣
day 10:🫃2️⃣
day 11:🫃2️⃣ we are on a STREAK and also a countdown 🫡
day 12:🫃2️⃣
day 13:🫃2️⃣
day 14: 📬💍
day 15: 😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜)
day 16:🫃2️⃣
day 17: 🔴 ⚫️,🫃2️⃣
day 18:🪻🐈⬛
day 19:🪻🐈⬛, 😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜)
day 20:🫃2️⃣
day 21:🫃2️⃣, 🤫 🪽🃏
day 22:🫃2️⃣
day 23: 💯❕
day 24: 🪢
day 25: 🐛🏮🦋
day 26:🫃2��⃣
#liv in the replies#guys are you proud of me. i put everything I would normally yap into the tags in the actual post. hashtag growth#i say continuing to yap into the tags. I don’t want to be pessimistic but I AM scared this is occurring during my monthly bout of#productivity and I will face the doldrums and absolute inability to write in 2-4 days lol#also everyone says this next systems course is GARBAGE and terrible and super hard which. okay 💗 yay 💗#I should’ve put “reply to ao3 comments’ as a valid form of writing because the comment box terrifies me but it’s FINE#if you have ever commented on my fic I love you with every unspeakable fiber of my being and there is one comment I feel so guilty about#but it’s because every time I think about it I need to go jump around in circles I can’t fangirl too hard I also cannot find the WORDS#like even typing this out i’m like. anxious butterfly but it’s because I have so much love in my heart#also i am codifying the emojis to fics for Me sorry because I think it’s fun and i’m being secretive for literally no reason.#everyone tell me to get off of here and work on an actual fic. after I have my nik-induced/enabled 2353 breakdown#we hit day five and yes I DID forcibly make myself not work on a completely different fic. i wannnntttt to finishhhhh 🫃^2 2️⃣ so badddd#& this is not a game of ‘work on a different wip every day’ even if i could feasibly do that🫡 good news is i rlly think 3 -> 1 1/2 is done?#update 11/10 (technically 11/11 but it’s fine this is how it normally works) if i write like an unhinged person which is to say at all#bc i have midterms but also really like an unhinged person i MIGHT be able to adhere to my self-imposed deadline for 🫃2️⃣. god bless me#at 1:30AM yesterday having an absolute breakthrough with a line that has been in some variation in so many different fics including mine
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#I’m thinking g1 pre-war era setting#alignment continuity tfp-ish backstory#just a bit of a mix of it no solid lore bc I’ll be honest I’ve never read the idw ones#I just like the idea of the scientist scout less unhinged starscream interacting with kaon arena fighting megatron#but nothing to heavy mostly lighthearted#and I’m just itching to make a zine haha#I really wanna give it a go!#so let me know if this’s something you’d be into! ✨
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