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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

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ᶜᵘᵗᵉ 🤓

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*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*

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sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

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me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

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When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

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okay mister, calm down for a second

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who allowed this??

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when asked whether they still keep contact with Lay

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I’m so proud of you Zimo ❤️

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people who went on fanmeetings: lin yanjun is unphotogenic and looks more handsome in person

me:

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IDOL PRODUCER：Zhu Xingjie’s Last Interview 🌟

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*falls dramatically* ~ same

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congratulations, prince ♡ lin yanjun | 5th place

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temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent

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The softest bby