#and I need it

[beanghostprincess]

i want to look like this so fucking bad it's insane. the gender he holds. the power he has. dude ate the enby enby fruit or some shit bc he has to be the genderest thing i've ever seen without a gender.

[blindradiant]

If Kaladin banging his head on a doorframe leads to Szeth laughing for the first time in the entire series, I will pass away. I will no longer exist. I will have poofed straight into the Beyond

Kaladin hitting his head feels pretty likely, but Szeth almost definitely wouldn’t laugh. He would just either keep going, or be quietly amused like he has been before so far in the previews. I can dream though!

[worse-artist]

(hes on his period)

[haley-harrison]

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a soul:

A random public toilet for no reason:

[copsecore]

me n @xanyiaz hyping up for a hush ba

[frnkiebby]

this fucking man~🎃

[buffysummers]

The last 6 hours of my life I have not been able to think about anything other than this Daisy needs to release me from this torment and make another post already

[shrrpteeth]

agatha harkness’s strap is purple

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Sun: *changes the radio in the daycare*

Blood Moon: Why change it?

Sun: I wanted you and Harvest to feel comfortable here, of course!

Blood Moon: This is country music. We hate country music!

Harvest Moon: *starts scream-singing along to Church Bells by Carrie Underwood not missing a single word*

[im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley]

You know what? I think Crowley should let Aziraphale do the apology dance... and then say "you know, I don't think that's enough. We need to talk about what happened"

[luvleyk]

Cravings for today; wanna get baby-ed by a woman

[functionalasfuck]

I need a Chen Yi/Ai Di AU of The Sign. But, like, the original book version of the sign. And the original backstory between Tharn and Chalathon.

Because, in the original The Sign storyline, Naga Tharn was in love with his childhood best friend Chalathon while Chalathon was in love with his cheating fiancée and never gave Tharn the time of day. When he confronted Phaya’s brother for stealing his intended, Tharn accidentally kills Phaya to protect Chalathon from an attack, and then gets killed himself. Chalathon is then sent to immortal being prison or something.

And it is only after seeing Tharn die due to his own failings that he realized he had loved him all along. So the first thing he does when he is released is find Tharn, only to see him living a terrible groundhog life repeating the same tragedy that killed his original self (and falling in love with Phaya over the course of this endless loop, but that’s not the point of this post).

The POINT is that while Tharn and Chalathon are not the original ship in The Sign, that story is so Chen Yi/Ai Di coded I need someone to do an AU on it.

[getosugurusbangs]

ouhhhh… chigiri in a knight’s armor…… ough……

[llannasvsp]

Being delulu is when you convince yourself that you're going to get the rest of Splinter in the Blind Man's Eye even though Tommy stated he would not talk about nor contribute to Ninjago's canon.

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

where's that post about a he/him with big tits and makeup or whatever? and the follow up was how every person conservatives make up to be angry about actuly sound super fuckin cool? i need it for a thing later