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am i getting pushed zionist news or is there really a ceasefire underway??

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linguistics nerd time if you're from new york i ADORE the way you pronounce your d's and you're the only group of people i know who do that

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this might be more of a hot take, but we can call people out for being an asshole without making it about a prejudice. like... sometimes ppl aren't being homophobic, they're just assholes to ppl who happen to gay. you can be an asshole to an autistic person without it making you ableist.

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today a child told me he knew everything and i asked him what 15+15 was and he laugh MANICALLY and said he had no clue

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telemachus: "hi definitely not athena my mom say's i'm oddeseus's son but like... no man is ever sure of his parents, so maybe not. i wish my dad was HERE but he's 'unfortunate' or some shit"

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"they tested me for adhd and said i didn't have it" brother they were WRONG you skate like nobody's business but can't for the life of you seem to understand how to play without tackling the other kids

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if you couldn't tell by it being the only thing i can think about rn i am hyperfixating on epic the musical

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Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

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i think it's very interesting that every time we hear "where is he, where is the man..." (namely in legendary, hold them down, and odysseus) they're asking where odysseus is. where is the man who'll have you to wife/with whom you'll spend your life? it's odysseus. where is the man who can string this bow? also odysseus. in odysseus it's actually just them wondering where the hell he is lmao

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i have (hopefully) temporary hearing loss in one ear right now and let me tell you the amount of "smile and nod like you understood what he said" is insane... like we r in a car and u have music playing and ur sitting on my bad side i'm sorry u think i can hear you rn

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"I know you've been waiting, waiting... for love" followed by penelope saying "i've been WAITNG FOR YOU" is the only thing that can make me break down since hearing anticlea's solo in the underworld... like no ody she wasn't just waiting for love she was waiting for her HUSBAND who she loves sometimes and is upset with sometimes and is devoted to and waited 20 years for. she could have loved any of the suitors, had she given them a chance, but that was not what she WANTED!!!! SHE WANTED HIM!!!!!

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i would like everybody to see and appreciate that penelope (in epic) says "my husband's old bow" and the suitors say "the old king's bow" which (obviously but still importantly) reinforces that she believes her husband is still alive and simply doesn't use the bow anymore, while the suitors fully believe (or at least want to believe) that the king is dead, and will not come back, hence being the 'old king'. i've been thinking about it way too much guys i love this song

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i am very brave because i am sick and have not told ANYBODY (except tumblr i guess)

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i hate it when discord servers have a public leave bot channel bc what do you mean everybody will see I left???

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this meant to say "we don't say i love you yet" but i think the original is funnier

the gf and i don't say goodnight to each other yet so ending a phone call at night is a constant circle of "goodnight" "goodnight" "goodnight" it's so funny

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the gf and i don't say goodnight to each other yet so ending a phone call at night is a constant circle of "goodnight" "goodnight" "goodnight" it's so funny

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psa get plastered and see how bad you are at pool. it's so funny