g00pyjes

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i am very brave because i am sick and have not told ANYBODY (except tumblr i guess)

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i hate it when discord servers have a public leave bot channel bc what do you mean everybody will see I left???

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this meant to say "we don't say i love you yet" but i think the original is funnier

the gf and i don't say goodnight to each other yet so ending a phone call at night is a constant circle of "goodnight" "goodnight" "goodnight" it's so funny

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the gf and i don't say goodnight to each other yet so ending a phone call at night is a constant circle of "goodnight" "goodnight" "goodnight" it's so funny

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psa get plastered and see how bad you are at pool. it's so funny

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YES I DO THANK YOU FUN SHARK!!!

fun shark fact

you have epic transgender swag

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i can't tell if my fight or fight instincts are really good or really bad because on one hand when i run i RUN like it's nobody's business but on the other hand i have only run from bears

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trying to think of political things to say but all i can think of is that diva in new york and i think i felt a little safer with him on the streets

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almost done with school for the semester 👊 everyone pray i beat my finals's ass

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Aro & Ace Ramen

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til that sprite hates you and it is your fault

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hot take

i don't think any music is all bad. show me the worst song you know and i will inevitability find something good ab it. maybe the words suck or are cheesy but the chord progression SLAPS or maybe the beat is horrid but you can tell they had fun making it. there is no song where every part of it is horrible

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i need some gay trans weird ass mutuals and i need them NOW

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loving my t4t life

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you know how some amabs when younger think the vagina is like. outward facing?? i had the reverse problem. i though peni hung directly from between the legs. i was really confused about how men wore pants like did they just decide to put it down one pant leg?? how was it never visible???

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why would i have sex when i can become the virgin sacrifice that will inevitably bring the devil himself back to earth

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This blog is NOT a safe place for

- trump supporters

- transphobes/homophobes who don’t want to learn

- aphobes who don’t want to learn/grow

- aspecs that exclude other aspecs and don’t want to learn to be better

If you want to learn and grow, you are welcome here, but if you are just going to spit hate at us then get fucked.